Who stole Tokoroa's playground? - New Zealand Today S3

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @sarahspinetta
    @sarahspinetta 2 года назад +871

    Every time I watch an episode of NZT, I’m more and more convinced New Zealand has to be some kind of alternate reality from a fever dream. It’s amazing

    • @condamnentking4919
      @condamnentking4919 2 года назад +75

      Try living here, I don't know what reality is anymore.

    • @southpacificpyrex1708
      @southpacificpyrex1708 2 года назад +9

      Fever dream 😂😂

    • @vinnyc365
      @vinnyc365 2 года назад +25

      New Zealand is the 1970's that should have been.

    • @rightwinggo9694
      @rightwinggo9694 2 года назад +6

      @@condamnentking4919 That bad EH?

    • @condamnentking4919
      @condamnentking4919 2 года назад +9

      @@rightwinggo9694 I dunno about bad, more like an Alice in Wonderland feeling.

  • @Stoney_Chan
    @Stoney_Chan 2 года назад +161

    the Bunnings girl casually plugging was gold

  • @Lowgarr
    @Lowgarr 2 года назад +219

    The New NZ sense of humor is a magical thing.

  • @larsen0715
    @larsen0715 2 года назад +166

    "Have you heard of low low prices on outdoor furniture"😂😂

    • @leonrive9276
      @leonrive9276 2 года назад +1

      If a playground got stolen your outdoor furniture probably isn't very safe

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr Год назад

      bunnings warehouse!

  • @HarryHiPants
    @HarryHiPants 2 года назад +224

    As an Australian, I love watching this style of comedy its just raw and pure laughs. I haven't watched Australian TV in years becaue is just cringe. Well done NZ 👍🏼

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 2 года назад +5

      Jimmy Rees, 'Meanwhile in Australia' Got me thru the 650 million days of lockdown in Melbourne.

    • @joshuabrucemellis7933
      @joshuabrucemellis7933 2 года назад +6

      Same...never was a fan of Neighbours or Home & Away.

    • @Blx5t
      @Blx5t 2 года назад

      Cea ko

    • @afropenguin
      @afropenguin 2 года назад +2

      NZ comedy is so much more funny then Australias as theirs less need to worry about money

    • @Metal-Possum
      @Metal-Possum Год назад +2

      But you guys have Garn, which is one of my favourite youtube channels. New Zealand and Australian TV share a lot in common, I cringe at both.

  • @karuwhaa
    @karuwhaa 2 года назад +280

    The brother's right. The price of pies and food in Tirau is daylight robbery.

    • @josephpinheiro9667
      @josephpinheiro9667 2 года назад +4

      How much does a regular steak n cheese cost?

    • @mikemichaels2914
      @mikemichaels2914 2 года назад +19

      $5.50

    • @randomystic8602
      @randomystic8602 2 года назад +4

      damn

    • @GordonPittman-cr8qd
      @GordonPittman-cr8qd 2 года назад +3

      bout 6$ here in whakatane

    • @smeagol7247
      @smeagol7247 2 года назад +7

      i paid 22 dollars for a blt that was like a 1/6th of the size in auckland and came with fucking chips everyone knows for food just go to matamata

  • @chella.mp3
    @chella.mp3 2 года назад +336

    Guy! Your journalism skills are still top tier! Also haven't heard the word twack in ages 🤣

    • @AP-jl2lv
      @AP-jl2lv 2 года назад

      50 fuckin twacks

  • @JaydenLawson
    @JaydenLawson 2 года назад +80

    Guy: "We shouldn't stand for this!"
    Miles: "Do you wanna sit"?

  • @lochlanfrazer8095
    @lochlanfrazer8095 2 года назад +38

    How is it that peak NZ reporting literally makes quality RUclips content, y’all are awesome

  • @downeyd88
    @downeyd88 2 года назад +301

    As an Aussie, you NZ brothers and sisters are funny as shit!

    • @Skud0rz
      @Skud0rz 2 года назад +23

      you guys too. the castle is in the top 10 greatest movies of all time

    • @JerryPanandCars
      @JerryPanandCars 2 года назад +2

      Specifically Guy Williams!!!

    • @smolgok384
      @smolgok384 2 года назад +3

      Crack up as G

    • @baabaabaa2293
      @baabaabaa2293 2 года назад +6

      I apologise for exporting Bunnings to ur fine country!
      Well, it wasn't me personally & its piss easy to pinch stuff from...or so me mate said.

    • @mrlee9213
      @mrlee9213 2 года назад +2

      @@baabaabaa2293 thanks dude, bunnings, the giver of life

  • @nomolossb9024
    @nomolossb9024 2 года назад +112

    Tokoroa has hands down the best maccas in New Zealand. stopped their for dinner on the way back to Auckland from palmy and it was immaculate. fries where crispy and hot, with the right amount of salt. drinks where fizzy af, and the double quarter pounder was juicy, saucy and tasty

  • @malachidavie5764
    @malachidavie5764 2 года назад +34

    When Myles came out during the advertisement and guy was behind the fence I was in tears 😂😂😂

  • @msbuilding2806
    @msbuilding2806 2 года назад +126

    Guy is lucky that Miles carried this whole episode haha

    • @MsRejectz
      @MsRejectz 2 года назад

      He was in it for 2mins..

    • @mark8200
      @mark8200 2 года назад

      @@MsRejectz and then every ten seconds after that

  • @rachelcookie321
    @rachelcookie321 2 года назад +96

    I like how they show a post from the NZ subreddit when saying the “community was SHOCKED” and it’s only got 34 upvotes.

    • @Jakey4000
      @Jakey4000 2 года назад +4

      Guys just pretending he's newshub/stuff/spin-off probably.

  • @jord.an6123
    @jord.an6123 2 года назад +220

    Guy is actually New Zealand's premier antifascist :)
    That bit with lance was amazing. I need a follow up interview where they pay for his coverup tattoo

    • @baabaabaa2293
      @baabaabaa2293 2 года назад

      We cd have a whip round to buy the poor fascist a razor...as long as he doesn't leave a funny bit under his nose.. money well spent!

    • @jord.an6123
      @jord.an6123 2 года назад +2

      @@baabaabaa2293 Hahaha yesss!
      Judging by this guy, the fash are about as good at interpreting world events as they are at managing to shave more than half their face :)

    • @baabaabaa2293
      @baabaabaa2293 2 года назад

      Well the Nazis knew what a gd looking uniform cd do to a population....
      Lance seems to have missed the boat, the jetty & probably the Tasman Sea

    • @jord.an6123
      @jord.an6123 2 года назад +6

      @@baabaabaa2293 fascism is cringe bro

    • @baabaabaa2293
      @baabaabaa2293 2 года назад +10

      @@jord.an6123 cringe is cringe bro.
      Of course fascism & racism is shit mate.. l was taking the piss outa the fellas half a haircut & beard... I thought it was pretty fkn obvious.
      Other bloke took his comments out, who was muckin about too...
      Shdnt have to explain myself, but lve got more 'breeds' in me than a dog show.
      So relax eh 👍

  • @kimsherlock8969
    @kimsherlock8969 2 года назад +96

    Loved this
    That Maori laugh when a question is asked is so happy 😊

  • @pl9372
    @pl9372 2 года назад +62

    I think you've finally met your dry wit match in young (ginger) Myles. A fine protoge I hope to see in any upcoming series. Get him on the payroll!

    • @urmama54
      @urmama54 2 года назад +1

      nah mate, he yoda

  • @jerrydea4u
    @jerrydea4u 2 года назад +52

    This is the best series in New Zealand🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥

  • @TumbleweedMermaid
    @TumbleweedMermaid 2 года назад +70

    Guy Williams for mayor.....love you guy...you crack me up...can't wait

    • @Clynikal
      @Clynikal 2 года назад +1

      That seat is up for grabs!!! Make it happen!

  • @JerryPanandCars
    @JerryPanandCars 2 года назад +31

    "We shouldn't stand for this"
    "Do you want to sit?"

  • @llllIllIIl
    @llllIllIIl 2 года назад +41

    These videos will and always be so good. Guy is an nz icon

  • @malachidavie5764
    @malachidavie5764 2 года назад +85

    Can’t wait to watch this over a few beers with the boys on Friday

  • @starlooker6612
    @starlooker6612 2 года назад +134

    Miles is a funny guy, quick witted for his age.

  • @jordanmiles2195
    @jordanmiles2195 2 года назад +23

    is everyone in new zealand funny? I swear the sense of humor there is impeccable.

    • @aaronlealamisa522
      @aaronlealamisa522 2 года назад +1

      Just our sense of humour , where you from ?

    • @Jim-tn3hl
      @Jim-tn3hl 2 года назад

      North Island be like the south rich places no one really connected at all qt be like that

    • @nickyg6056
      @nickyg6056 2 года назад

      Yeah we’re funny as

  • @howdyd9181
    @howdyd9181 2 года назад +55

    Much more genuine than Shortland Street.

    • @krazynicklaus6237
      @krazynicklaus6237 2 года назад +1

      Shortland street retribution is a NZ classic

    • @baabaabaa2293
      @baabaabaa2293 2 года назад

      What!?! Shortland Streets not real!?!

    • @benicetome5341
      @benicetome5341 2 года назад

      Yeah shitland street, stop watching that garbage years ago lol

    • @leonrive9276
      @leonrive9276 2 года назад

      We're not in tokoroa anymore doctor howdy d

  • @PikachooUpYou
    @PikachooUpYou 2 года назад +70

    These Maori blokes have beautiful laughs. Nothing makes you smile and laugh more than hearing them giggle and laugh.

  • @onlychangeiscertain
    @onlychangeiscertain Год назад

    Just found this channel, it is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.
    Can’t get a smile of my face, thanks!

  • @purplelamington279
    @purplelamington279 2 года назад +27

    That bunnings girl should get a payrise😂😂😂😂

  • @Gibbonz465
    @Gibbonz465 2 года назад +3

    My lord u made that cat stevens joke at your standup show. It did not go down well in New Plymouth 😂😂 glad it had context this time! Great episode Guy

  • @hongkongfueynz3071
    @hongkongfueynz3071 2 года назад +18

    That Bunnings lady had me pissing myself 😂

  • @James-qk8kz
    @James-qk8kz 2 года назад +5

    Guy you always deliver pure gold

  • @hdox1
    @hdox1 2 года назад +10

    gotta watch this a second time, so good

  • @Ltbubbabear
    @Ltbubbabear 2 года назад +6

    one of the best episodes, yet

  • @indapamod
    @indapamod 2 года назад +15

    "Do you have onions I can eat?" is meme worthy!

  • @datsus5363
    @datsus5363 2 года назад +37

    Notice how guy wanted to avoid putaruru so much he said tirau was tokoroas neighbour

    • @KwyKz0r
      @KwyKz0r 2 года назад +6

      Best pizza in NZ is in Putaruru at a place called the Wooden Farmer

    • @Zanskarma
      @Zanskarma 2 года назад

      🤣

  • @raysablade390
    @raysablade390 10 месяцев назад

    Nice work Guy! I love watching these man you're so funny and the genuine interaction with the locals is priceless. Shot Guy!

  • @MegaDavyk
    @MegaDavyk 2 года назад +17

    Someone stole their community garden too, it used to donate food to needy familiy's who had blown all their money on drugs and alcohol.

  • @NikolaNiKucu
    @NikolaNiKucu 2 года назад +8

    Lots of contagious laughter in this episode

  • @markwick11
    @markwick11 2 года назад +83

    this guy is a national treasure

    • @brianallely8740
      @brianallely8740 2 года назад

      Oh yes...and the sooner he is buried the better. ;)

  • @dukiino739
    @dukiino739 2 года назад +65

    Lance being a white supremacist was the biggest plot twist of the year

    • @jord.an6123
      @jord.an6123 2 года назад

      In NZ even the fash come across as nice people :)
      (please note I am not condoning fascism, lance is clearly a moron - like all fash)

  • @0x891-j1w
    @0x891-j1w 2 года назад +44

    this guy is an international treasure

  • @SXJEREMY
    @SXJEREMY 2 года назад +11

    Tastes like a spicy apple 😂
    You 2 are dope together 👌👌👌

  • @minnietoot9704
    @minnietoot9704 2 года назад +23

    Miles is cool. I think you've got a career in telly

  • @hayzIsherwood
    @hayzIsherwood 2 года назад +18

    The whole fuken playgrounds gone bro!
    They TOOK-IT-ALL 😂

  • @0utSideTheBox
    @0utSideTheBox 2 года назад +14

    This should be on at 6pm, get the real news to the peoples.

    • @smolgok384
      @smolgok384 2 года назад

      What if the Illuminati had a hand in this playground going missing and that's why they're hiding this story from the public😱

    • @0utSideTheBox
      @0utSideTheBox 2 года назад +3

      @@smolgok384 good call.....what's buried under that concrete......?🙊🙉🙈

  • @sivab4536
    @sivab4536 2 года назад +13

    New Zealand man, i fucking love it

  • @cewh
    @cewh 2 года назад +10

    this episode is going to be endless bro. and you are just going to move playgrounds between Tirau and Tokoroa while tackling the next case(s): the mystery of the stolen playground in Tokoroa/Tirau

  • @default5790
    @default5790 2 года назад +3

    This is the longest Bunnings ad I’ve ever seen.

  • @KimFeast
    @KimFeast 2 года назад +9

    half cat half steven 😂

  • @Paulman50
    @Paulman50 2 года назад +4

    Such a classic, loved it.

  • @TayMcKenzieNZ
    @TayMcKenzieNZ 2 года назад +22

    Karen would find the playground, otherwise someone's getting twenty farken whacks!! 😂

  • @johntuitavuki4889
    @johntuitavuki4889 2 года назад +9

    The Bunnings workers needs a pay rise

  • @pendopendo7166
    @pendopendo7166 2 года назад +4

    I heard Bunnings Tokoroa is missing a playground….. now.
    Police are looking for the owner of a white van, driver described as wearing a “bellyclava” and hanging around playgrounds,
    advise caution as he maybe in the company of a couple of tools.
    🤫
    Just saying.
    👍🤣 Love your work, love Kiwi’s.

  • @morgan-5171
    @morgan-5171 2 года назад +3

    There's a new playground in Wellington they can get it for you guys. I'm sure it never gets used much.

  • @dvelop4975
    @dvelop4975 2 года назад +2

    ahhhh what we all needed

  • @loviedaniels3719
    @loviedaniels3719 2 года назад +9

    🤣🤣🤣 you're fkn crackup bro! always get a good laugh watching your content.. keep em coming☺️😊😊

  • @jasonford7216
    @jasonford7216 2 года назад +1

    Your swing set is at the hock shop

  • @OldMateJames
    @OldMateJames 2 года назад +1

    5:21 Even when I'm watch New Zealand today I cant escape from a Bunning's werehouse advertisement

  • @Alfiy_Wolf
    @Alfiy_Wolf 2 года назад +37

    Only in New Zealand would someone steal a playground

    • @suNn.K.O
      @suNn.K.O 2 года назад +8

      I'd give Florida a fair shake.

    • @Hubris2
      @Hubris2 2 года назад +7

      @@suNn.K.O In Florida somebody would eat a playground.

    • @rileyknox
      @rileyknox 2 года назад +5

      @@suNn.K.O the similarities between Florida Man news stories and NZ headlines are definitely present

    • @spazco8669
      @spazco8669 2 года назад +2

      In the Northern Territory someone stole a railway bridge. A 20 meter long, 2 tone railway bridge.

    • @rileyknox
      @rileyknox 2 года назад

      @@spazco8669 fuck me dead that’s good going hahahah

  • @mark99k
    @mark99k 2 года назад +6

    These videos are likely one of the top 5 reasons people yearn to emigrate to NZ.

  • @hithere2333
    @hithere2333 2 года назад +4

    BEST SHOW EVER

  • @chefcamsey1375
    @chefcamsey1375 2 года назад +7

    This was gold 🔥👍🤣

  • @naasduplessis855
    @naasduplessis855 2 года назад +18

    I'm a South African who stumbled across this channels via the wonders of the RUclips algorithm, and man, this is comedy gold 🤣. And I gotta tell you-if the All Blacks want to freak the sh!t out of the Springboks, all they have to do is grow half faced beards like that Nazi guy.😅Nevermind the Haka.

  • @keleighslater8691
    @keleighslater8691 2 года назад +7

    U checked the wrong street. My mums cat was stolen from lomond avenue. The thieves live around there 😂👍

    • @leonrive9276
      @leonrive9276 2 года назад

      They showed the Chinese takeaway. Check round there

  • @j2thet255
    @j2thet255 2 года назад +42

    This is what happens when gangstas get to lazy to take their kids to the park , Love the gangsta interviews by Guy had me rollin on the ground ,,he should do a series on NZ gang members

    • @daneilrafael4824
      @daneilrafael4824 2 года назад

      lmfao good point.

    • @holdencommodorehsv
      @holdencommodorehsv 2 года назад

      NZ gangs are not interesting at all they are like little kids that whine when they dont get their own way.

    • @smolgok384
      @smolgok384 2 года назад +3

      He did an episode with a relatively well known Mongeral Mob member. Arguably his best episode yet, surely his most notable and most viewed episode. That's what made that song - 🎶 When you're married to the Mob, baby it's a full time job 🎶 - go viral.
      The episode was also controversial and received negatively by some people and Guy was accused of glamourising and promoting gang and criminal behaviour. The episode is still on YT but was removed from from this channel.

    • @WHOHATESTOWORK
      @WHOHATESTOWORK Год назад +1

      Poorhara gangsters in toke, in auckland they just buy them new lol, thats the difference between weed money and crack money😆

  • @jasonh5377
    @jasonh5377 2 года назад +1

    That Leo Molloy interview was awesome

  • @lukewilkins1190
    @lukewilkins1190 2 года назад +13

    Believe it or not I actually went school with that 16 yr old kid in primary school LMFAO🤣🤣 I live in Hawkes bay now

    • @RideFree317
      @RideFree317 2 года назад +2

      Hey Luke. You used to come visit and go on my ps3 when you lived in tok . Small world aye

    • @mylesp9683
      @mylesp9683 2 года назад

      Idk if I remember bro😂

  • @BenWillock
    @BenWillock 2 года назад +7

    Ok but that doesn't actually answer who stole it.

  • @AdamEwart
    @AdamEwart 2 года назад +3

    Next up, the mystery of who stole the Nutbreak Bar ads, and why they're not available anywhere on the internet! 👍

  • @callum7081
    @callum7081 2 года назад +3

    “What’s the secret to being part of a gang?” “Positivity”

  • @finnbogun4651
    @finnbogun4651 2 года назад +1

    Amazing content

  • @231lghtwrkcastle
    @231lghtwrkcastle 2 года назад +1

    That's how tight we are in new Zealand we steal bins and play grounds lol

  • @locominyana8916
    @locominyana8916 2 года назад +1

    That you @ 5:30 Cody C....?

  • @paynems96
    @paynems96 2 года назад

    What do you do?
    Vape.
    I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bernmahan1162
    @bernmahan1162 2 года назад +1

    Best yet!! PS Where is Karen??

  • @JaydenLawson
    @JaydenLawson 2 года назад +1

    10:09 check out the creeper sound guy down the bottom of the bus. I SEE YOU CREEPER SOUND GUY!

  • @theyoutubekid384
    @theyoutubekid384 2 года назад +1

    Tokoroa scout hall playground is going to the old owners new hall maybe

  • @UneducatedMong
    @UneducatedMong Год назад

    😂😂😂 this is my favourite thing now!!! Top marks

  • @xjet
    @xjet 2 года назад +4

    And now the local council wants to steal our local airfield tower!!!! #SaveTheTower

    • @Stambo59
      @Stambo59 2 года назад

      No point in linking to this on your channel then. :-)
      The only reason I clicked on it was the mention of Tokoroa.

    • @xjet
      @xjet 2 года назад

      @@Stambo59 Haha yeah. Maybe, once the Mayor has gotten her wicked way, NZToday will do another piece titled "Who stole Tokoroa's (and the world's) tower?"

  • @MisterChappy
    @MisterChappy 2 года назад +2

    love these

  • @Robroscob
    @Robroscob 2 года назад +5

    I'm Aussie and i still need subtitles

  • @BradGryphonn
    @BradGryphonn 2 года назад +2

    Miles wins the Internet. Where are the movie contracts?

  • @lbdproductions6680
    @lbdproductions6680 2 года назад +11

    Need a story on convincing lance covering his nazi tattoos

  • @Ohrichymaruuu
    @Ohrichymaruuu 2 года назад +5

    Holy fuck, I’m in tears 4 minutes in

  • @charlesh3751
    @charlesh3751 2 года назад +2

    Finally good to see less people masked up!

  • @Frozenpizzareviewer
    @Frozenpizzareviewer 2 года назад +14

    I’m not even a kiwi but these are fucking incredible

  • @Charlie_Atkinsonmusic
    @Charlie_Atkinsonmusic 2 года назад +12

    Come to morrinsville bro guy Williams I’ll show you around Aunty cinda grew up here and I’ll show you around bro

    • @Hubris2
      @Hubris2 2 года назад

      There are cows on the street corners, and on Saturdays cars slowly drive around town showing off their empty trailers.

  • @theresajv5055
    @theresajv5055 2 года назад +5

    I know you have a podcast with Karen. But a podcast with Miles would be great as well.

    • @Royeblack-nv9et
      @Royeblack-nv9et 2 года назад

      I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days, and I hope God bless you to have a great day today, So where are you originally from Theresa 😊? I'm from Overbrook

  • @jacksonschofield4135
    @jacksonschofield4135 2 года назад +2

    He didn’t waste his day, he beat racism

  • @jo2lovid
    @jo2lovid 2 года назад +1

    It'll be the council.
    The mayor is all set to demolish the control tower at Tokoroa airport!
    But what can you expect from a crowd whose motto is:
    "South Waikato, we love IT here". even without a playground or three. Obviously into the High tech though!

  • @tblaxo7085
    @tblaxo7085 11 месяцев назад

    3 playgrounds last year kaingaroa forest one got stolen to

  • @Jaezuki
    @Jaezuki Год назад

    I'm just waiting for the dude who stole it to comment on this video in 5 years saying "It was me, my bad" then leaving again into the abyss.

  • @haleyheavenhill7680
    @haleyheavenhill7680 2 года назад +6

    Bloody funny even though it’s a horrible story. I loved the Cat Stevens bit!!!!! Hilarious

    • @Royeblack-nv9et
      @Royeblack-nv9et 2 года назад

      I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days, and I hope God bless you to have a great day today, So where are you originally from? I'm from Overbrook

    • @Dman6779
      @Dman6779 2 года назад

      @@Royeblack-nv9et roy black

  • @samoan_hulk3955
    @samoan_hulk3955 2 года назад +3

    when you gonna post the siren king video

  • @lostfound2158
    @lostfound2158 2 года назад +2

    guy a special place in your heart kid dont touch me

  • @stockcar84r74
    @stockcar84r74 2 года назад +2

    8:38 YEH NATHAN ROBINSON MY COUSION

  • @YT_CAPTWO_886C
    @YT_CAPTWO_886C 2 года назад +1

    🤣 Yoza pac haha,and brother Cody💪🏽🔥💯

  • @monkeyhighRTD
    @monkeyhighRTD 2 года назад +1

    the way those locals laugh HAHAHHAA

  • @mystic2982
    @mystic2982 2 года назад +3

    5:43 scouting out the OPs lmao

  • @nsmaori
    @nsmaori 5 месяцев назад

    “Well thats a bit rude” 😂😂😂