New Zealand Today - The 2009 Mascot Race Scandal

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @JoeShaws
    @JoeShaws 5 лет назад +1224

    Guy Williams meeting Harold the Giraffe will forever be the most ambitious New Zealand Crossover of all time.

  • @BennjkSyd
    @BennjkSyd 5 лет назад +406

    Imagine like having just such a respectful and positive outlook on everything no matter what. Like that dude was just genuinely a really nice guy with nothing but love. What a blessing

  • @wUtang9163
    @wUtang9163 5 лет назад +931

    Harold’s just there to beat off other mascots

  • @aimeemuller6970
    @aimeemuller6970 5 лет назад +547

    Collin is he sweetest person ever, honestly just made my night

  • @MRB1157
    @MRB1157 5 лет назад +468

    Latex man, what is your strategy for tonight's race?
    *G O H A R D*

    • @nathanpearson8915
      @nathanpearson8915 5 лет назад +6

      General Generic that's what Colin said when I asked him his strategy for beating off the other competitors

    • @BlackedBeast
      @BlackedBeast 4 года назад +1

      General Generic did I see you in a gta voice command video?

  • @asdfreii
    @asdfreii 5 лет назад +284

    Auckland Rugby will proudly display that trophy, first thing they've won in years

    • @racclng
      @racclng 5 лет назад +25

      Literally won the national championship last year

    • @asdfreii
      @asdfreii 5 лет назад +7

      @@racclng >thinking the NPC is relevant in 2019

    • @kobemorey8200
      @kobemorey8200 5 лет назад

      Leo McKay 😂😂😂 fax

    • @iziizii
      @iziizii 5 лет назад +1

      🤣

    • @dianekane378
      @dianekane378 5 лет назад

      Hahahaha

  • @deaneembling4875
    @deaneembling4875 5 лет назад +429

    Heres an idea let’s replace the news with New Zealand Today.

  • @cammy522
    @cammy522 5 лет назад +314

    Colin is an absolute lad, i wish there were more colins in this world

  • @nickm1896
    @nickm1896 5 лет назад +401

    Ellen: “so I heard you grew up in NZ”
    *Harold pops out a black curtain*
    Me: “OMG Ellen you DIDNT”

    • @grahalachl
      @grahalachl 5 лет назад +11

      Sorry to tell you this, but Harold is in Aus as well

    • @gowther5446
      @gowther5446 5 лет назад +5

      Lachlan Graham not as common in Australian schools

    • @grahalachl
      @grahalachl 5 лет назад +6

      @@gowther5446 It started in Aus, so that seems quite strange

    • @gowther5446
      @gowther5446 5 лет назад +12

      Lachlan Graham In my 8 years of schooling in Australia I did, I saw him once. While I went to school at a young age in New Zealand, I saw him a lot more.

    • @luker556
      @luker556 5 лет назад +5

      We have Harold in England as well

  • @liberateyourslack
    @liberateyourslack 5 лет назад +30

    The Lollipops Cat was right, some of those mascots were indeed fast as fuck!

  • @jessielee3548
    @jessielee3548 5 лет назад +161

    I genuinely look forward to more NZT episodes, so damn funny

    • @fergusshaw698
      @fergusshaw698 5 лет назад +3

      Sorry to disappoint, but it's been cancelled so there's not many left.

    • @fergusshaw698
      @fergusshaw698 5 лет назад

      @Edelweiss W yeah, it sucks

  • @MMasterr
    @MMasterr 4 года назад +21

    7:00 has to be the best part. The crew running around Guy trying to stay hidden from the camera

  • @williamirvine1693
    @williamirvine1693 5 лет назад +101

    Thank god this is the only scandal ever to happen to the Breakers.

  • @Strife773
    @Strife773 2 года назад +25

    Is love how harrold was the most PG friendly guy ever but then he kept saying he was beating off the other mascots

  • @adrienkarges
    @adrienkarges 4 года назад +14

    When Collin thinks about something he isn't excited about for a second and then says "Me cooking" and they both laugh is the most adorable thing in the world lmao. Collin laughing at his own joke which is as nice as he is, and Guy is just laughing because he can't believe how beautiful a person Collin is.

  • @mr1ranger
    @mr1ranger 5 лет назад +42

    The locker room interviews cracked me up. Great stuff Guy

  • @28BREAK
    @28BREAK 5 лет назад +60

    “me cooking”
    guy: AGHGAHAGAHHAGHgahgGAAGAG

  • @isabellehoward9994
    @isabellehoward9994 5 лет назад +87

    the lollipops cat girl is a mood. she knew she was gonna be last

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 года назад +1

      She sucks so badly in racing

    • @keengan_
      @keengan_ 2 года назад +4

      I aspire to be like lollipops

  • @isabellamcclymont
    @isabellamcclymont 3 года назад +14

    The lollipops cat being interviewed is the best.

  • @jati_cam
    @jati_cam 5 лет назад +22

    "I just beat of the potato" im dying

  • @tonialston2068
    @tonialston2068 5 лет назад +32

    This is actually top tier comedy, don't let them take away your funding!!!!!!

  • @chinchi7455
    @chinchi7455 5 лет назад +13

    Lollipops cat is a mood😂

  • @SPWILLY
    @SPWILLY 4 года назад +4

    "Let's go kick some butt"
    " Because we don't say ass"
    - Harold the giraffe

  • @KeepingItPGonPC
    @KeepingItPGonPC 5 лет назад +67

    NZT seriously needs to be picked up by an American or British studio, maybe even Netflix. The humour is just too good and the world must see these episodes.

  • @crazyyesdumbno09
    @crazyyesdumbno09 5 лет назад +7

    06:26 "My heart's hurting..."
    The way he said it tho lol I can't, he's too nice!

  • @mattfisher3825
    @mattfisher3825 5 лет назад +30

    Harold is a real giraffe, not a dude in a giraffe costume.

  • @google_was_my_idea6924
    @google_was_my_idea6924 4 года назад +3

    i love it how the guy who explained harold just smiled and waved

  • @tedsowards
    @tedsowards 5 лет назад +16

    I love these. Capital editing. Pay your editor more, he deserves it.

    • @shanit2669
      @shanit2669 5 лет назад +3

      6.59 when they do the revolving shot 😂😂😂 genius

  • @omgwind5217
    @omgwind5217 5 лет назад +36

    "everyone deserves love, unless your a potato" damn he's really calling me out this time aye.

  • @jakevoice1565
    @jakevoice1565 2 года назад +1

    Hay what's up man I'm the frog...I laughed so hard all through this!!

  • @cassiawalton6255
    @cassiawalton6255 5 лет назад +8

    cannot explain to you how much i love this show

  • @itsanmolhimself3789
    @itsanmolhimself3789 5 лет назад +26

    What would we do without Guy

    • @tjmarx
      @tjmarx 5 лет назад +3

      Probably beat off a seagull

  • @Geezus_bred
    @Geezus_bred 5 лет назад +32

    big rip for the person wearing the potato mascot

  • @heyyouthere4161
    @heyyouthere4161 5 лет назад +68

    Bruh I remember when Harold came to my school in a truck and it smelt like toes. 😱

    • @theslimmestshady
      @theslimmestshady 5 лет назад +5

      And there were always toenails stuck in the carpet 🤢😂

    • @tamzlockz1545
      @tamzlockz1545 5 лет назад

      What school was that @Hey you

    • @heyyouthere4161
      @heyyouthere4161 5 лет назад +2

      @@tamzlockz1545 a primary school named porirua school. It was a big truck and we went in there and a puppet harold came out of a small curtain. I forgot what it was about tho lol.

    • @Isdale
      @Isdale 5 лет назад

      smelt like lollies when they came to my school

    • @rikaheditz94
      @rikaheditz94 5 лет назад

      BRO if this isn’t true

  • @benevans9695
    @benevans9695 5 лет назад +6

    This is the BEST video I have seen in about 4 years.

  • @nevefaed2154
    @nevefaed2154 5 лет назад +5

    This series is the highlight of my life

  • @snehapatel5070
    @snehapatel5070 5 лет назад +16

    10 yrs later, new mystery to solve.
    Why Potato was being mistreated by Guy Williams? 😂🤣

  • @poonibbler4203
    @poonibbler4203 5 лет назад +98

    Guy has a serious following this has been up 5 minutes and igs already got 1.5k veiws

  • @aaronaioli932
    @aaronaioli932 5 лет назад +86

    Try meeting Dolan Dark. He probably lives by a pond or something, that's my guess.

    • @sharky9008
      @sharky9008 5 лет назад

      yea

    • @necmettinarmutcu3626
      @necmettinarmutcu3626 5 лет назад +3

      He lives underwater thats why we never see that duck

    • @divinekoneko
      @divinekoneko 5 лет назад +1

      Seems like he would be living in a van down by the river.

  • @dp-ud6pz
    @dp-ud6pz 5 лет назад +13

    5:24 when no one laughs at your joke

  • @mateiardeleanu2001
    @mateiardeleanu2001 5 лет назад +8

    man, guy williams' shoe game is always on point. you dont have to flex on us so hard

  • @hamishmckenzie4912
    @hamishmckenzie4912 5 лет назад +4

    Lollipops cat had me cracking up

  • @samsonmorrell
    @samsonmorrell 5 лет назад +8

    The World needs more Colins.

  • @fetee3260
    @fetee3260 5 лет назад +8

    He had heart
    MY HEART IS HURTING ....
    I almost spat out my toast LMFAO

  • @hazzahdiss692
    @hazzahdiss692 5 лет назад +7

    "Dad whats that thing on that guys head?"
    "Ask ya mother"

  • @JessEtheridge
    @JessEtheridge 5 лет назад +6

    Love this show! Hope it gets picked up to see another season

  • @lFT-il5sz
    @lFT-il5sz 5 лет назад +12

    Wtf? Harold literally lives on my street!!!! I’m so dead

  • @nzbuilder
    @nzbuilder 5 лет назад +7

    This is sooooo funnny, one of the best one yet!!!! 6:06 haha

  • @JFLY78
    @JFLY78 5 лет назад +30

    lol the cheque says The Mascot Dash for Pride brackets no cash instead of The Mascot Dash for Pride (no cash)...you had one job printing company! 😆

  • @josephyoung4609
    @josephyoung4609 5 лет назад +43

    That's the same trophy he gave to Mt Albert BBQ noodlehouse? 🤔

  • @helenaclissold8288
    @helenaclissold8288 5 лет назад +2

    idk why but lollipop the cat swearing fucking got me

  • @arthurlinkhorn804
    @arthurlinkhorn804 4 года назад +5

    Never has someone been so enthusiastic to beat other men off while running

  • @Kt.kiwa-
    @Kt.kiwa- 5 лет назад +44

    The potato🥔🥔🥔🥔

  • @Sam-cr5wn
    @Sam-cr5wn 5 лет назад +17

    What’s up man I’m the frog
    My names manu
    HAHAHA

  • @gazl7356
    @gazl7356 3 года назад +3

    the guy who is Harold literally sounds like a mascot hahaha

  • @Cookedcookery
    @Cookedcookery 3 года назад +3

    Thank you Colin! You're a great dude!

  • @jmcgovern3575
    @jmcgovern3575 2 года назад +2

    7:41 just cracks me up

  • @AnimatedRadio
    @AnimatedRadio 5 лет назад +6

    Needed the Barfoot Thompson house lmao

  • @joshua7734
    @joshua7734 2 года назад +3

    I had to google it and I can’t believe it… but tax refund frog is a real thing

  • @Dreadcaptainrobert
    @Dreadcaptainrobert 3 года назад +6

    There are very few youtube videos that actually make laugh outloud uncontrollably. Thank you for creating this

  • @tomw4637
    @tomw4637 4 года назад +2

    Kidney kids mascot, a big kidney
    ‘Are you taking the piss’
    Making puns without even knowing it

    • @jockmackay9582
      @jockmackay9582 4 года назад

      That's not a pun. What do you think a pun is?

    • @haydengoodall6767
      @haydengoodall6767 3 года назад

      @@jockmackay9582 what do kidneys filter?.

  • @bigdickbrutus3363
    @bigdickbrutus3363 5 лет назад +1

    Guy always delivering quality content !

  • @blue17ful
    @blue17ful 5 лет назад +1

    Top notch conversations, guy!

  • @adrienkarges
    @adrienkarges 4 года назад

    also that bit where the camera is circling around Guy and his crew just keeps running with it trying to get out of frame is a hilariously subtle

  • @reggieishere2818
    @reggieishere2818 2 года назад +2

    The poor potato 😂😂😂

  • @thomasbuchanan3559
    @thomasbuchanan3559 5 лет назад +3

    This episode was full of bangers

  • @rollajay5301
    @rollajay5301 5 лет назад +4

    Lmaooo guy always outdoes himself every time, come down to Australia and take the piss out of them here lol

  • @TeMangaTuiaLtd
    @TeMangaTuiaLtd 10 месяцев назад +1

    gotta love the bananas in pyjamas wallpaper

  • @user-wickedflower
    @user-wickedflower Год назад +1

    Pretty sure that penguin has had enough of mascots beating him off 😮

  • @KnockOutVidZK0S
    @KnockOutVidZK0S 5 лет назад +1

    lollipop cat: the guys are fast as fuck 😂😂

  • @jthomas4309
    @jthomas4309 5 лет назад +2

    I'd like to see more from the guy who plays Harold. I love super positive people like him. He reminds me of Mike from American Movie.

  • @patrick247two
    @patrick247two 5 лет назад +5

    "We don't say arse".

  • @b3-angel1310
    @b3-angel1310 4 года назад +1

    4:24 this whole thing had me dead 💀

  • @shademclellan9265
    @shademclellan9265 5 лет назад +2

    Guy.. you are the man 🤣🤣 more NZT for 2020

  • @jackfootemoji9077
    @jackfootemoji9077 5 лет назад +3

    Saw Guy in Invercargill tonight, what a fucking legend

  • @louisenicholls682
    @louisenicholls682 4 года назад +2

    Colin needs a TV show

  • @baileymaule2582
    @baileymaule2582 3 года назад +1

    10:21 you can see part of the trophy break off and go flying on the right side

  • @markgalassini8742
    @markgalassini8742 5 лет назад

    Thank the late show with Colbert comment section. I subscribed!

  • @gabbidawg
    @gabbidawg 5 лет назад +4

    its been a month wheres the guy william videos man

  • @quagapp
    @quagapp 4 года назад +1

    That bloody Potato was clearly Evil!! This video got me totally riled up. Shocking!

  • @Itsdizi
    @Itsdizi 5 лет назад +3

    i just realised on the 2009 video of the run the frog still runs the same in 2019 😂

  • @scribblebox8461
    @scribblebox8461 5 лет назад +1

    @6:23 I lost my shit hahaha

  • @DoomWizard420
    @DoomWizard420 5 лет назад +3

    this is wholesome af

  • @zt1788
    @zt1788 3 года назад +3

    Harold the giraffe is in NZ as well? I thought only Australians had to endure that long necked creeper.

  • @zipp4everyone263
    @zipp4everyone263 5 месяцев назад

    Guy just felt awkward that the Potato looked like him but still had more character ;)

  • @frankcastle6006
    @frankcastle6006 3 года назад +3

    I think Collin won all our hearts.

  • @addsoysauce4862
    @addsoysauce4862 5 лет назад +1

    6:58 I love it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikaereg5068
    @mikaereg5068 5 лет назад +1

    Bro the potato🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @navneetgounder4631
    @navneetgounder4631 5 лет назад +2

    Funniest thing I've seen all night 😂

  • @hanzhimeng
    @hanzhimeng 3 года назад +1

    5:30 Judging by the red banner, Harold is a Buddhist

  • @Heblo
    @Heblo 5 лет назад +7

    Now I want to know who that potato was

  • @postminchoppa
    @postminchoppa 5 лет назад +6

    Nz comedy thats actually funny, good job

  • @CL23_
    @CL23_ 5 лет назад +1

    This is the best fucking show lmao

  • @censxr3214
    @censxr3214 4 года назад +1

    @8:07 I'm dying 😂😂

  • @istaze_137
    @istaze_137 4 года назад +1

    That guys one appointment away from selling meth in an RV

  • @dx2744457
    @dx2744457 5 лет назад +3

    10:20 butter fingers XD

  • @emptywiz
    @emptywiz 2 года назад +1

    is it just me or does the lollipops cat sound really cute

  • @oliverwilson11
    @oliverwilson11 5 лет назад +18

    What is latex man the mascot for and why don't they have a better mascot

    • @sapphirepaaki1347
      @sapphirepaaki1347 5 лет назад

      Probs condoms.

    • @wormmerchant7560
      @wormmerchant7560 5 лет назад

      Mascot for My Penis

    • @aviendha1154
      @aviendha1154 3 года назад

      Not a real mascot im pretty sure that was a gag. Given that he was only in that race not the official ones

  • @olliehilliam8171
    @olliehilliam8171 5 лет назад +3

    10:55 Im deaddd xD

  • @badbuddah7432
    @badbuddah7432 5 лет назад

    harold use to come out of the corner of his bus talking shit bahaha harold is a legend