Minecraft Crafting Recipes in Real Life

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
  • Lunch Club does Minecraft Crafting in Real Life, will it be successful? Find out with this very informative "how to" video, that'll get you crafting in no time!
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Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @gojithereploid7623
    @gojithereploid7623 4 года назад +8778

    I genuinely thought Ted was going to flip over the crafting table with the cake ingredients and glass and shit would fly everywhere.

    • @john.4987
      @john.4987 4 года назад +376

      Me too. I was very disappointed.

    • @Derkious
      @Derkious 4 года назад +189

      then they feast

    • @burnpygmalion39
      @burnpygmalion39 4 года назад +66

      that’s what i was hoping for so sad 😔

    • @jacoboliver6947
      @jacoboliver6947 4 года назад +12

      Same

    • @tsundor1
      @tsundor1 4 года назад +53

      mmmmm.. glass shards!
      tasty 😋

  • @yummycoke3237
    @yummycoke3237 3 года назад +4698

    most of the time they look like they're being held at gunpoint

    • @lexrim1102
      @lexrim1102 3 года назад +244

      Its Schlatt's presence

    • @pufffpup
      @pufffpup 3 года назад +121

      besides ted who's completely ok

    • @SolrisSA_
      @SolrisSA_ 3 года назад +69

      SupPupNup Teds holding the gun obv

    • @aantonnettex
      @aantonnettex 3 года назад +42

      Nobody said the weren’t at gunpoint.

    • @ploogus6170
      @ploogus6170 3 года назад +5

      Skadushfish you do bring forward a valid point

  • @uncarbonatedmilk_
    @uncarbonatedmilk_ 3 года назад +2128

    "Go play with the neighbour's kids!"
    The neighbour's kids:

    • @kynador
      @kynador 3 года назад +45

      i don't see the problem

    • @jelfishery
      @jelfishery 3 года назад +50

      @@kynador me neither. Maybe we need more butter

    • @taunted2781
      @taunted2781 3 года назад +15

      I will gladly play with them

    • @uncarbonatedmilk_
      @uncarbonatedmilk_ 2 года назад +8

      @@jelfishery agreed, we need more butter

    • @possibly.a.ghostt
      @possibly.a.ghostt 2 года назад +12

      if the neighbor's kids were like this i would actually have friends

  • @salt-tea8363
    @salt-tea8363 3 года назад +2446

    Ted just so confidently taking a bite upon the butter apple is a show of true power. He walks forth to the kitchen and fear strikes everyone in the heart. Their tears shall be used for spaghetti.

    • @Kyzerzzz
      @Kyzerzzz 2 года назад +1

      Hahah

    • @kellz5728
      @kellz5728 2 года назад +4

      @·baileywastaken· same

    • @tostik7068
      @tostik7068 2 года назад +2

      I could do that ez

    • @apenguinmaskedartistd3596
      @apenguinmaskedartistd3596 2 года назад +12

      And him swallowing it shows he is more powerful than he seems

    • @kellz5728
      @kellz5728 2 года назад +3

      @@apenguinmaskedartistd3596 he has da power

  • @Glac0
    @Glac0 4 года назад +5677

    Ted: You know what Schlatt, you're dead wrong.
    Schlatt: *Looks at Ted with murderous intent*

    • @england4944
      @england4944 4 года назад +140

      “No you’re *dead* wrong. . .”

    • @skettlesfart
      @skettlesfart 4 года назад +185

      *"I WENT TO HARVARD YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DONT KNOW SHIT"*

    • @AndrewGiles688
      @AndrewGiles688 4 года назад +88

      In a matter of seconds he thought of every most painful way he could kill Ted at that moment.

    • @kikadra6782
      @kikadra6782 4 года назад +18

      “let’s see who’s dead in the next 10 seconds BITCH”

    • @werts180
      @werts180 4 года назад +3

      I thought he was gonna say it needed two more

  • @elliotlikesmilfs908
    @elliotlikesmilfs908 3 года назад +2394

    "you know what schlatt? youre dead wrong."
    Schlatt: *You weren't suppose to do that*

    • @huehuehuehue205
      @huehuehuehue205 3 года назад +59

      -Schlatt will remember that

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 года назад +47

      _achievement unlocked: dead man’s words_

    • @AkaKame69420
      @AkaKame69420 3 года назад +8

      *wait thats illegal*

    • @fleadsy2572
      @fleadsy2572 3 года назад +4

      I was expecting him to say 2 more sticks

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter 3 года назад +1

      I don’t know who radiates the fear in that scene, Schlatt or ted

  • @Echo_gooby
    @Echo_gooby 3 года назад +824

    Ted is the type of guy that you could see eating a banana with the peel on

    • @_The_Vault
      @_The_Vault 3 года назад +17

      And would do it to *show* that he is insane

    • @kynador
      @kynador 3 года назад +18

      ted is that one guy who wears the mask over his eyes

    • @yunyuntyun
      @yunyuntyun 2 года назад +3

      i eat the peel

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 2 года назад +4

      he's the living manifestation of “weird flex but ok”

    • @gryphonkingbros847
      @gryphonkingbros847 2 года назад +2

      Sea of Thieves players eating not only bananas in the peel but entire coconuts and pineapples: "Pathetic."

  • @joshvanz
    @joshvanz 3 года назад +437

    Ted, Schlatt and Charlie are such a good trio. They should definitely make a podcast.

    • @Clammychow
      @Clammychow 2 года назад +1

      Vouch

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 2 года назад +8

      Yeah Ted and Charlie play well with each other and Ted is fucking insane and would cause 100% of arguments

    • @emocloset
      @emocloset 2 года назад +1

      they actually have one!

    • @ivymoonsong3497
      @ivymoonsong3497 2 года назад +14

      @@emocloset I think that's the joke

    • @australiankappa8123
      @australiankappa8123 2 года назад +2

      @@ivymoonsong3497 The comment doesn't display a hint of joke though, I recently learned about the podcast and had no idea about it until then.

  • @theetherealfire
    @theetherealfire 4 года назад +2009

    "Look, an egg!"
    "Good thing Cooper hasn't laid one yet today."
    *"What does that mean?"*

    • @Vvvidelaaa
      @Vvvidelaaa 4 года назад +22

      TheEtherealFire cooper is lady chiken

    • @reenzz1941
      @reenzz1941 4 года назад +29

      Cooper did you lay this egg!?

    • @theetherealfire
      @theetherealfire 4 года назад +9

      ​@@reenzz1941 do not remind me of the clamp incident

    • @makima1628
      @makima1628 4 года назад +9

      k-kakyoin did you lay this egg?

    • @Br0k3nBr34k
      @Br0k3nBr34k 4 года назад

      English teachers

  • @Joker32256
    @Joker32256 4 года назад +3209

    Schlatt crouched so you couldn't see his username when charlie called him
    This is the best video yet, i really like it!

  • @chica112
    @chica112 3 года назад +77

    "that's what they call it at the academy "
    "where did u go?"
    "hell"

  • @kp-zg7sh
    @kp-zg7sh 3 года назад +96

    cooper is so underrated he was so funny in this

  • @Probuscus519
    @Probuscus519 3 года назад +1694

    1:13 "Just make a powered rail instead and fucking run me over!" CHARLIE IS A COMEDIC GENIUS

    • @phrog9828
      @phrog9828 3 года назад +68

      It’s extremely impressive how he comes up with most of his jokes on the spot

    • @aztrolivr
      @aztrolivr 3 года назад +5

      @@phrog9828 yea

    • @menopiko3584
      @menopiko3584 2 года назад +2

      He is, but do you know who is the best impromptu comedian is?

    • @Probuscus519
      @Probuscus519 2 года назад +6

      @@menopiko3584 Your mother. Actually nevermind her joke took 9 months to make.

    • @menopiko3584
      @menopiko3584 2 года назад +1

      @@Probuscus519 comedians arw smart especially impromtu comedians

  • @gold_leaf0702
    @gold_leaf0702 4 года назад +7412

    "you know what Schlatt? You're dead wrong"
    **Stares in Harvard graduate**

    • @randomrock3677
      @randomrock3677 4 года назад +151

      Wait is Schlatt actually a Harvard Grad or is that a running joke

    • @davecopia6947
      @davecopia6947 4 года назад +224

      RandomRock 36 he birthed Harvard

    • @AkoAA
      @AkoAA 4 года назад +67

      @@randomrock3677 running joke 📞🚓

    • @ladygabes5558
      @ladygabes5558 4 года назад +10

      @@AkoAA I sweared he was :(

    • @AkoAA
      @AkoAA 4 года назад +15

      @@ladygabes5558 he's like 20 lmao

  • @y00n4a
    @y00n4a 3 года назад +72

    The title should be, "Ted torturing Charlie and Cooper for 14 minutes and 45 seconds"

  • @greebn4196
    @greebn4196 3 года назад +73

    this was the first lunch club video i saw, and it was also the video that got me back into youtube in a way i haven’t been since i was a little kid. lunch club introduced me to dozens of creators and i thank them for that, i wish it didn’t have to end. rip lunch club

  • @okaykait
    @okaykait 4 года назад +7534

    Cooper looks like he's on the verge of tears while Ted force feeds him.

    • @MEEPdragon
      @MEEPdragon 4 года назад +155

      teen gets abused in the kitchen 18+

    • @relyn5544
      @relyn5544 4 года назад +4

      gUd pron tile siccccc

    • @CORVIDZZ_
      @CORVIDZZ_ 4 года назад +12

      Berg Relyn no

    • @rockyrameshwar8868
      @rockyrameshwar8868 4 года назад +15

      He looks like Gene Wilder from Willy Wonka

    • @GunksGunks
      @GunksGunks 4 года назад

      Ok kaitlyn

  • @celestryia8617
    @celestryia8617 4 года назад +1899

    Cooper looks like he was slowly taking more crack as this continued

    • @grey9916
      @grey9916 4 года назад +22

      he wasnt?

    • @ghostedalien2469
      @ghostedalien2469 4 года назад +36

      how else are you supposed to cope?

    • @lib2594
      @lib2594 4 года назад +56

      Celestryia he said on stream he was taking shots of tequila as he went to keep going 😭😭

    • @raynova8055
      @raynova8055 4 года назад +13

      That “wheat” wasn’t what we thought it was...

    • @bunnybabey7703
      @bunnybabey7703 4 года назад +2

      turns out the wheat/flour wasn't wheat or flour, it was crack :) your welcome

  • @Xenntaii
    @Xenntaii 3 года назад +33

    This is my comfort video and I could watch it over and over again with no break.
    I miss them so much. They were one of the two things keeping me stable, and it didn’t even last a year..

  • @lordnoodle1192
    @lordnoodle1192 3 года назад +29

    0:47 this is where it started, he just keeps eating vegetables

  • @aliciar5288
    @aliciar5288 4 года назад +5485

    the fact that charlie is the most chaotic member and yet he was in FEAR this whole video because of the energy ted and schlatt produce together is TRUELY IMMACULATE

    • @cryptsum
      @cryptsum 4 года назад +648

      I feel like Schlatt and Ted are tied for the highest concentration of malicious old god energy whereas Charlie is
      like... a trickster deity

    • @dylanlima9363
      @dylanlima9363 4 года назад +58

      Checks and balances

    • @danielgarber70
      @danielgarber70 4 года назад +172

      @@cryptsum Charlie is a goblin. he has said it himself

    • @vernzmarcobenitez2332
      @vernzmarcobenitez2332 4 года назад +9

      Ted is the most chaotic lol

    • @aliciar5288
      @aliciar5288 4 года назад +119

      you fools. yes ted is choatic, but ted is “the water is turning all the frogs gay” chaotic. charlie? is pure, unadulterated, child choas. he ONLY acts NEVER thinks and is the type to piss in youre lemonade when you go to the bathroom. you trivial fools.

  • @rgb9650
    @rgb9650 4 года назад +5885

    Ted biting the butter apple was such an alpha move it makes me wanna cry

    • @thisisanuncreativeusername2745
      @thisisanuncreativeusername2745 4 года назад +82

      What a badass

    • @beck4926
      @beck4926 4 года назад +70

      KuraTheKura Big Weeb when he bit the apple i made a cum sandwitch

    • @kathryn500
      @kathryn500 4 года назад +55

      I dont understand why would it be an alpha move its just an ordinary breakfast

    • @umbra880
      @umbra880 4 года назад +8

      kathryn I know right

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 года назад +17

      Asserting his dominance

  • @maxd9472
    @maxd9472 3 года назад +27

    Alternative title: *Cooper and Charlie being nuisances while Ted tries to recreate Minecraft recipes irl*

  • @Kirbs55555
    @Kirbs55555 3 года назад +20

    When Ted made the cake I thought he would just slam everything down including the glasses of milk

  • @thievinglittlegoblin404
    @thievinglittlegoblin404 4 года назад +5413

    Slimecicle: " Schlatt, is that you? C O M E "
    Schlatt: *descends*

  • @SlowRange
    @SlowRange 4 года назад +3941

    when Schlatt said “Ted i think you might need one more stick of butter” and Ted said “i think you’re right” i felt that

    • @bia9145
      @bia9145 4 года назад +70

      Charlie’s sad attempts at getting back on Schlatt really hit me tho 😔

    • @SlowRange
      @SlowRange 4 года назад +24

      Ate Caku Schlatt is so big brained he trapped Charlie smh

    • @Goof_bob
      @Goof_bob 4 года назад +11

      You know what I think this comment is right

    • @tylerrobles9935
      @tylerrobles9935 4 года назад +2

      @@Goof_bob what's ted's steak recipe?

    • @ireneoriveraiii8330
      @ireneoriveraiii8330 4 года назад +6

      Hey, I think you might need one 69420 more sticks of butter.

  • @Oh_liv_ee_AY
    @Oh_liv_ee_AY 3 года назад +14

    "Thats what they call it in the academy"
    "Where did you g-
    "Hell."

  • @axedeodorant6907
    @axedeodorant6907 3 года назад +19

    When i saw they started crafting cake my heart stopped because i thought they were going to turn it over and smash it all

  • @goongalass930
    @goongalass930 4 года назад +3776

    the lunch club is like rejected sitcom characters

    • @bornofpixels
      @bornofpixels 4 года назад +177

      The lunch club is actually sitcom characters that are too funny for sitcom

    • @bromicorn
      @bromicorn 4 года назад +89

      So they made their own sitcom

    • @Vexthewolf03
      @Vexthewolf03 4 года назад +10

      Yes

    • @bentheuseless
      @bentheuseless 4 года назад +15

      teds the dad for sure

    • @thesyrupdude
      @thesyrupdude 3 года назад +15

      schlatt is the weird uncle that you dont know why they get invited to events but just are

  • @Sydistic
    @Sydistic 4 года назад +1701

    After cooper tried “bread” he looked like he’d been doing cocaine for a month straight

  • @birbgaming6269
    @birbgaming6269 3 года назад +10

    The best part about Ted is his innate ability to not break and laugh at the bit.

  • @jonahexe6420
    @jonahexe6420 4 года назад +4346

    every time Charlie looks at Ted, he looks like hes in fear of him shoving a pound of flour down his throat at any second

    • @parkervick-lynch7847
      @parkervick-lynch7847 4 года назад +104

      I mean you aren't wrong but that's just Charlie's normal face

    • @Dvkky2
      @Dvkky2 4 года назад +14

      Wait, if your a Peter + Goomba are you Poomba or Geter?

    • @nyu5512
      @nyu5512 4 года назад +17

      I mean considering this video thats a fairly reasonable fear

    • @donutholebandit6212
      @donutholebandit6212 4 года назад +6

      Bc he probably will

    • @gothiiispiderz
      @gothiiispiderz Год назад +6

      i want someone to look at me like how charlie looks at ted

  • @n0va491
    @n0va491 3 года назад +1680

    Schlatt: "You need one more stick of butter"
    Slime sickle: *Spit take*

    • @magmaboyx859
      @magmaboyx859 3 года назад +9

      Is Charlie a farmer now?And you know what your dead wrong.

    • @n0va491
      @n0va491 3 года назад +5

      @@magmaboyx859 cool? It was supposed to be funny not factual

  • @ChinstF
    @ChinstF 3 года назад +15

    Why does this feel nostalgic already it’s only a year old

  • @sniperluigi9856VA
    @sniperluigi9856VA 3 года назад +11

    How has no one mentioned Charlie Slimecicle's genuine reaction to getting hit with a carrot.

  • @heliianth
    @heliianth 4 года назад +4209

    “Minecraft Crafting Recipes in Real Life” sounds suspiciously like “Waterboarding Cooper with Flour and Milk”

    • @molassesdeathbed5531
      @molassesdeathbed5531 4 года назад +87

      Breadboarding*

    • @paramnesiiia
      @paramnesiiia 4 года назад +17

      @@molassesdeathbed5531 jesus christ

    • @p3kaaron
      @p3kaaron 4 года назад +1

      looks like they're doing cocaine lmao

    • @Swifteroos
      @Swifteroos 4 года назад +9

      @@molassesdeathbed5531 Wheatboarding*

    • @hayleyhanna8949
      @hayleyhanna8949 4 года назад +2

      It also looks like “giving Cooper explosive diarrhea “

  • @DogeDogeriffic
    @DogeDogeriffic 4 года назад +2755

    Charlie: “Schlatt! Is that you? Come, take a bite!”
    Schlatt: *D I S A P P E A R*

    • @friendlyghost8796
      @friendlyghost8796 4 года назад +30

      He did a dad

    • @satsumaicecreamonsunday5671
      @satsumaicecreamonsunday5671 4 года назад +12

      haha schlatt has the same joke like my dad

    • @jacobbaisa6302
      @jacobbaisa6302 4 года назад +11

      Change the world, my final message. *_G O O D B Y E_*

    • @Sidexxes
      @Sidexxes 4 года назад +5

      He used an invisible potion but they knew where he is by following the particles

    • @anugget3932
      @anugget3932 4 года назад +2

      Invisibility potion

  • @alyviaissocool
    @alyviaissocool 3 года назад +16

    And like that, it’s gone. It’s gone because of a man and his not so smart actions. We don’t know if we will ever get a reunion, or another video, but we do know that memories we made were filled with happiness and joy.

    • @yapkiz3897
      @yapkiz3897 3 года назад +3

      at least we have chuckle sandwich, i do miss trav coop and noah with them though:(

  • @Astromaniac8802
    @Astromaniac8802 3 года назад +19

    I wanna join the “Ted Legion”.

  • @busterb7482
    @busterb7482 4 года назад +2983

    Last week: robbing people and causing hyjinks
    This week: cutting butter

  • @rocketcrushergaming9445
    @rocketcrushergaming9445 4 года назад +3936

    Schlatt: “I think you might need one more stick of butter”
    Ted: “You know Schlatt? You’re dead wrong”
    Schlatt five minutes later looking in a mirror: “You know, Ted lost a war to this guy”

  • @ebleb5728
    @ebleb5728 10 месяцев назад +6

    I dont like how everybody talks about schlatt when he was in the vid for 30 sec. Cooper OG

  • @veb.r5630
    @veb.r5630 8 месяцев назад +8

    Still a masterpiece, after all these years

  • @ganjacuntevil
    @ganjacuntevil 4 года назад +2261

    After smp live closed, all the players of the server went insane

    • @fallingicarus_
      @fallingicarus_ 4 года назад +11

      Yeah seriously

    • @bigasssimp7468
      @bigasssimp7468 4 года назад +80

      poor souls, they go about their daily lives thinking it’s all just minecraft. forever they are trapped within smplive.

    • @EYESTRA1N
      @EYESTRA1N 4 года назад +7

      Nah, they were insane prier

    • @racc1366
      @racc1366 4 года назад +12

      @@EYESTRA1N no this is just signs of when you don't play smplive they are slowly dying

    • @kujojotaro4579
      @kujojotaro4579 4 года назад +1

      What is that?

  • @blockheadd
    @blockheadd 4 года назад +1951

    ted: “you know schlatt, you’re dead wrong”
    schlatt: 👁👄👁

    • @nyx0781
      @nyx0781 4 года назад +17

      No replies give me anxiety

    • @SpookyySpaghetti
      @SpookyySpaghetti 4 года назад +7

      *Slight gasp*

    • @gaunterodim5872
      @gaunterodim5872 4 года назад +9

      It could end "we need two sticks of butter"

    • @memerboi69.0
      @memerboi69.0 3 года назад +1

      👁 👄 👁 📷
      stolen comment

    • @blockheadd
      @blockheadd 3 года назад +4

      @@memerboi69.0 haven’t seen anyone comment that but thanks for sharing 💃

  • @yoph1762
    @yoph1762 3 года назад +12

    Me: casually making a birthday cake
    Shlatt: *appears* “you might need one more stick of butter”

  • @laurenismeme
    @laurenismeme 3 года назад +12

    “I killed a beef with my diamond cow”
    -Slimecicle, 2020

  • @peepusonionmeepus
    @peepusonionmeepus 4 года назад +11563

    You know what this video’s missing?
    one more stick of butter.

  • @sarah-pz5de
    @sarah-pz5de 3 года назад +2638

    i love how ted have trouble eating the “cookie” but had no trouble taking a bite out of the butter apple

    • @megab825
      @megab825 3 года назад +114

      Sir. That was a golden Apple.

    • @big_-guy102
      @big_-guy102 3 года назад +55

      That's a golden apple. You donkle

    • @fox_8714
      @fox_8714 3 года назад +12

      Brian Caha glad I’m not the only one awake at this time

    • @ChefPuggo
      @ChefPuggo 3 года назад +12

      What are you talking about
      HE LOVED THE COOKIE 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

    • @retroace6717
      @retroace6717 3 года назад +10

      He knew If he hesitated Jshlatt would say it's because he didn't use another stick of butter

  • @user-ih6rr4jy3t
    @user-ih6rr4jy3t 3 года назад +7

    when ted sprayed the water at cooper he reminded me of an uncle left alone with his brothers kid to babysit

  • @pedrotedesco784
    @pedrotedesco784 3 года назад +11

    5:31 *Boots* Charlie: "What the fuck" -Charlie 2020

  • @hayamakaily9059
    @hayamakaily9059 3 года назад +5338

    The three most chaotic people in Lunch club: Ted, Schlatt and Charlie

    • @ashtonlawrence8844
      @ashtonlawrence8844 3 года назад +223

      And cooper, he just dove into "the bread"

    • @OnlyAura
      @OnlyAura 3 года назад +39

      What about cooper

    • @urchinscurvy2049
      @urchinscurvy2049 3 года назад +12

      Correct

    • @NinjaLoveDomo24
      @NinjaLoveDomo24 3 года назад +15

      @@ashtonlawrence8844 yeah that looks like bread -Ted2020

    • @felixtatang414
      @felixtatang414 3 года назад +56

      Ted is Chaotic Neutral, Schlatt is Chaotic Evil, Charlie IS THE PHYSICAL EMBODIEMENT OF CHAOS

  • @eliashurst7155
    @eliashurst7155 4 года назад +1737

    "So what did you do today?"
    "I watched grown men eat straight flour"

    • @shcade8926
      @shcade8926 4 года назад +14

      Time well spent

    • @_y0inks581
      @_y0inks581 4 года назад +6

      @@shcade8926 indeed

    • @tionxz3681
      @tionxz3681 4 года назад +4

      I thought it was cocaine

    • @shcade8926
      @shcade8926 4 года назад

      RFC_Vai true!!

    • @beans5560
      @beans5560 4 года назад +1

      Search up human cake by filthy frank

  • @pidjin5379
    @pidjin5379 3 года назад +8

    “ That’s what they called it at the Academy. “
    “ Wha- Where did you go?! “
    “ *hell* “

  • @rossome_5956
    @rossome_5956 3 года назад +6

    Flashback to when this came out and this was my first impression of all of them

    • @eindeed
      @eindeed 3 года назад +1

      you had an amazing first impression

    • @rossome_5956
      @rossome_5956 3 года назад

      @@eindeed indeed

  • @thegoblet151
    @thegoblet151 3 года назад +4400

    The amount of confidence ted had when he shoved a ball of butter in his mouth is astonishing

  • @jostlcc2838
    @jostlcc2838 4 года назад +666

    Cooper: Thats what they call it at the Academy.
    Charlie: Where did you go?
    Cooper: Hell

  • @lynn.-.e9547
    @lynn.-.e9547 3 года назад +10

    I have a feeling that everyone there were more afraid of ted the schlatt-

  • @schmucktomm
    @schmucktomm 4 года назад +10759

    me: sees thumbnail, “oh theyre gonna be baking. cool”
    ted walks on screen in the first second
    also me: ohhh, theyre gonna be *baking*

  • @memes4037
    @memes4037 4 года назад +3435

    Ted putting kelp in their mouth' s was the most aggressive show of dominance ever

    • @chucknorris3833
      @chucknorris3833 4 года назад +92

      what about the apple

    • @Zrs-2
      @Zrs-2 4 года назад +126

      CHUCK NORRIS yeah him eating the butter apple without even flinching was something very very very few people can do

    • @onedollafish
      @onedollafish 4 года назад +98

      he seems experienced in shoving food into people's mouths, look how flawlessly he did it

    • @memes4037
      @memes4037 4 года назад +33

      @@chucknorris3833 the apple just gives me nightmares

    • @sugarbear4865
      @sugarbear4865 4 года назад +9

      Felt like they were cows.

  • @TheFedzOohNoo
    @TheFedzOohNoo 3 месяца назад +5

    if i try hard enough this just becomes a chuckle sandwich video and it doesn't hurt as much

  • @N1K0__
    @N1K0__ 2 года назад +9

    5:15 THE GIGGLE I CANT

  • @soupstarz291
    @soupstarz291 3 года назад +5

    I miss them.

  • @Lolpy.
    @Lolpy. 3 года назад +8295

    I love how everything else he made is just terrible, except for the fact that he just made actual steak.

  • @Goobis4359
    @Goobis4359 4 года назад +1403

    *Cooper looks like he’s about to dig straight down*

    • @z_hris2832
      @z_hris2832 4 года назад +1

      愛 lol nice symbol

    • @readdisurgay
      @readdisurgay 4 года назад +1

      I think it’s Chinese(or Japan or other country I don’t know) words

    • @user-vx6zw6vo2u
      @user-vx6zw6vo2u 4 года назад +2

      @@readdisurgay 愛 is Love in japanese. 愛海洋
      is love the ocean (I think)

    • @justaramdomkid7404
      @justaramdomkid7404 4 года назад +1

      J Yeah, it means the same thing inTraditional Chinese

    • @zenixrl_
      @zenixrl_ 4 года назад +4

      he speaking enchantment table

  • @saulezigaite6578
    @saulezigaite6578 3 года назад +3

    This video a tradition I re-watch this thing every month

  • @_c_analompe1650
    @_c_analompe1650 Год назад +5

    Cooper is underrated, cscoop needs more credit ngl

  • @patrickspitzer9758
    @patrickspitzer9758 3 года назад +2486

    Schlatt is a demon and it is proven by the fact that the camera never saw him in the garage, he was too powerful in the dark, poor Charles never stood a chance

    • @ilhandaanish2381
      @ilhandaanish2381 3 года назад +4

      Just commenting so you know you have 1k likes

    • @patrickspitzer9758
      @patrickspitzer9758 3 года назад +3

      @@ilhandaanish2381 HOLY SHIT I HAVE 1k LIKES

    • @watchf
      @watchf 3 года назад +5

      It’s what the horns are

    • @catsburgers
      @catsburgers 3 года назад +1

      just replying so you know you have 2.1k likes

    • @patrickspitzer9758
      @patrickspitzer9758 3 года назад +1

      @@catsburgers I entirely thought my comment would get buried immediately so this is awesome!

  • @bradenlogan8735
    @bradenlogan8735 4 года назад +2663

    Traves just calmly saying “Fishing Rod” is the most innocent thing ever
    Why does this have 2.7k likes? I commented this at like 3 in the morning. This was basically my “garbeled nonsense”

    • @oki_pogi9376
      @oki_pogi9376 4 года назад +75

      5:08 😂

    • @gracevaughan9192
      @gracevaughan9192 4 года назад +88

      honestly travis is just the most wholesome person to exist

    • @tarosintapioca
      @tarosintapioca 4 года назад +23

      is probably the best part of the video

    • @trnspncy
      @trnspncy 4 года назад +9

      selene farías it is the best part of the video

    • @frostyneedshelp4263
      @frostyneedshelp4263 4 года назад +1

      Braden Logan yes

  • @soleskrub7717
    @soleskrub7717 2 месяца назад +4

    I wish lunch club was still around

    • @Elitecannon215
      @Elitecannon215 Месяц назад

      They were never gonna last Josh recently said

  • @music_illusion071
    @music_illusion071 3 года назад +8

    Teds fingers being shoved in his friends’ mouths scares me so much-

  • @Shift-d.
    @Shift-d. 3 года назад +2291

    “I killed a beef with my diamond cow!”
    “I beat a cow to death.

    • @karendurocher8691
      @karendurocher8691 3 года назад +66

      "Nice"

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 3 года назад +25

      “you can't create steak from beef with a crafting table though you actually need to use a furnace”

    • @Snail.Slurpee
      @Snail.Slurpee 3 года назад +3

      Nice

    • @Typhooone
      @Typhooone 3 года назад +4

      Nice!

    • @MaxNMaria
      @MaxNMaria 3 года назад

      @@ghaniKSW2 but you need a crafting table to craft the furnace

  • @laciboo1375
    @laciboo1375 4 года назад +4474

    camera man *absolutley terrified* : no- no one’s asking you to to that ted

    • @christian-zy9sd
      @christian-zy9sd 4 года назад +213

      yeah that was famous youtuber callmecarson

    • @nouns7504
      @nouns7504 4 года назад +67

      @@christian-zy9sd who

    • @catboyfail
      @catboyfail 4 года назад +66

      @@nouns7504 famous youtuber callmecarson

    • @llspidel
      @llspidel 4 года назад +47

      @@nouns7504 famous youtuber callmecarson

    • @ahyanahmed3998
      @ahyanahmed3998 4 года назад +41

      @Nouns famous youtuber callmecarson

  • @catpartyfor1
    @catpartyfor1 3 года назад +5

    Ted: * has put in 3 sticks of butter *
    Shlat: *MORE*

  • @Robonitrogen
    @Robonitrogen 11 месяцев назад +3

    Schmitt without the chops is what I imagine would appear if I walked down a dark alleyway without paying back a mobster

  • @Tolmlu
    @Tolmlu 4 года назад +1796

    i cannot comprehend how ted was able to nimbly feed cooper and charlie that seaweed with such accuracy and grace.

    • @hannahhoeper7883
      @hannahhoeper7883 4 года назад +209

      His finger went so far into Cooper's mouth

    • @rawonions8827
      @rawonions8827 4 года назад +167

      A father feeding his children

    • @cocteautwin
      @cocteautwin 4 года назад +150

      that shit happened way too naturally

    • @dudeadudette7118
      @dudeadudette7118 4 года назад +35

      It was dried kelp couldn't you see they cooked it in the micro... I mean furnace.

    • @fluffy2948
      @fluffy2948 4 года назад +34

      This ain’t his first rodeo

  • @babbababababba2854
    @babbababababba2854 4 года назад +4491

    change the title to "Single father struggles to contain his off-the-rails children"

    • @snoopypoopy1522
      @snoopypoopy1522 4 года назад +134

      widuhwiebferui Juiuhhuowlmc change it to “abused brother struggles to contain his off-the-rails father and brother”

    • @marthazhang7704
      @marthazhang7704 4 года назад +51

      widuhwiebferui Juiuhhuowlmc abusive family abuses family

    • @abrahamo2895
      @abrahamo2895 4 года назад +20

      Who is the single father here??

    • @andrive
      @andrive 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @enzuo4673
      @enzuo4673 4 года назад +41

      plot twist: single father is also an off-the-rails child

  • @kittywizard3819
    @kittywizard3819 3 года назад +2

    Finding out this uses music from Food Wars and Cooking Mama has blessed me

  • @WackyPizzaMan_
    @WackyPizzaMan_ Год назад +6

    i miss them :(

  • @MaudvanIngen
    @MaudvanIngen 4 года назад +2200

    When you see Ted and Charlie you see how small Charlie is

    • @lumapop8245
      @lumapop8245 4 года назад +217

      or how tall ted is

    • @AtE1600
      @AtE1600 4 года назад +188

      Ted is 6ft 4 most people would look short compared to ted

    • @debaucheryscenes
      @debaucheryscenes 4 года назад +109

      nah ted is just a fucking giant

    • @__-kn5gp
      @__-kn5gp 4 года назад +27

      Nah ted is huge

    • @halloweentreehouse
      @halloweentreehouse 4 года назад +12

      Platypus Eggs except shlatt

  • @crash64-
    @crash64- 4 года назад +2778

    Charlie: *Tries biting butter, fails*
    Ted: *Stares Charlie dead in the eyes as he takes a bite, chews, smiles, and swallows*
    Truly the alpha of the pack

    • @teefffa
      @teefffa 4 года назад +64

      And after aserting his dominance he felt like a higher lifeform

    • @JGSC_
      @JGSC_ 4 года назад +23

      He now holds the power of diabetes

    • @cyanideA
      @cyanideA 4 года назад +5

      teefffa was*

    • @tiagosales3373
      @tiagosales3373 4 года назад +9

      @@JGSC_ and heart disease

    • @flamespecific4111
      @flamespecific4111 4 года назад +4

      got the 1k comment

  • @oknice7556
    @oknice7556 3 года назад +5

    4:03
    Literally how me and my sisters fight for the last piece of food

  • @juleven9297
    @juleven9297 3 года назад +11

    "I killed a beef with my diamond cow" -Charlie

  • @taavipreston9452
    @taavipreston9452 4 года назад +2127

    “You know what schlatt, your dead wrong”
    Schlatt: 🧿🕳🧿

    • @mikealberts993
      @mikealberts993 3 года назад +18

      👁👄👁

    • @Hepoxni
      @Hepoxni 3 года назад +12

      *you're

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 3 года назад +12

      The face on Schlatt when he heard that.....was fucking hilarious

    • @babylemon4846
      @babylemon4846 3 года назад +2

      It’s you’re. 🦆

    • @babylemon4846
      @babylemon4846 3 года назад +1

      @@arnav9009 What's AN onion?

  • @mayberanvir
    @mayberanvir 4 года назад +2728

    I have 2 questions.
    1: Why is this in my recommended
    2: Why wasnt this on my recommended before

    • @fireflame413
      @fireflame413 4 года назад +32

      Y'know, I was wondering the same thing.

    • @lexmen1089
      @lexmen1089 4 года назад +12

      I only have 2 too!
      1 why is that in recommended
      1 why is that in recommended

    • @magnifymyeyes
      @magnifymyeyes 4 года назад +6

      RSB 1.idk
      2.idk

    • @ellie_bells4988
      @ellie_bells4988 3 года назад

      same

    • @lochvk2628
      @lochvk2628 3 года назад +1

      He’s speaking the language of the gods

  • @whoisella2282
    @whoisella2282 2 года назад +4

    The little giggle when Charlie gets a fishing rod is too amazing

  • @Slinging_INK
    @Slinging_INK Год назад +2

    4:21 that “no one’s asking you to do this Ted” was so genuine

  • @lexxi7552
    @lexxi7552 4 года назад +1333

    This looks like a cracked out father with his nerdy son and his surfer son

  • @kimberlynodell
    @kimberlynodell 4 года назад +3359

    i cant believe how fast schlatt escaped considering he schlatt walked the entire time

    • @salvadorcito144xD
      @salvadorcito144xD 4 года назад +115

      that is schlatt walk for you, when you stop paying attention he gone

    • @JBean-yg7oy
      @JBean-yg7oy 4 года назад +13

      i'm pretty sure he handed charlie the cake and the light when he went in the garage

    • @toestep6169
      @toestep6169 4 года назад +3

      He's an enderman

    • @zxmbiexx
      @zxmbiexx 4 года назад

      Your cute ngl

    • @lydian1579
      @lydian1579 4 года назад

      kimberlyn llllll

  • @KianuReids
    @KianuReids 10 месяцев назад +4

    3 years later and still my favourite video

  • @nickcariglio8228
    @nickcariglio8228 3 года назад +3

    5:08 I like to think that whenever you craft something in Minecraft traves just appears next to you and gives you the item.

  • @likelyvampirical
    @likelyvampirical 4 года назад +1071

    11:34
    "chicken sprinkles."
    "That's what they call it at the academy."
    "where did you go?"
    "Hell."

  • @abby9448
    @abby9448 4 года назад +1657

    why is ted so giant compared to all of them, he towers over them

    • @sunfive
      @sunfive 4 года назад +178

      He has been blessed by the glorious big lion

    • @thatsabruhmoment17
      @thatsabruhmoment17 4 года назад +45

      @@sunfive you mean the merciless sun god?

    • @lukeschueller2416
      @lukeschueller2416 4 года назад +82

      I think schlatt is about the same height but they never stand side by side

    • @abby9448
      @abby9448 4 года назад +20

      so everyone else is just short

    • @Hunter_Kennedy1
      @Hunter_Kennedy1 4 года назад +5

      @@abby9448 yes

  • @bubster_roo47
    @bubster_roo47 9 месяцев назад +3

    Look at how much different schlat looks here and now!!!

  • @aidenmac0911
    @aidenmac0911 3 года назад +8

    “ You know Shlat you’re dead wrong.”
    Jshlat will remember that.

  • @sirchimpy6059
    @sirchimpy6059 3 года назад +4891

    Imagine he just grabbed out 8 bars of solid gold...

    • @slimy634
      @slimy634 3 года назад +153

      𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐

    • @vibeman8933
      @vibeman8933 3 года назад +26

      Me to

    • @pemoticon2630
      @pemoticon2630 3 года назад +19

      @@slimy634 I was thinking The same thing

    • @jonac0426
      @jonac0426 3 года назад +25

      Slimy Good lord we got the 90’s computer typer here!

    • @jonac0426
      @jonac0426 3 года назад +23

      Sir Chimpy *and then cut it with a plastic sword*

  • @cali295
    @cali295 4 года назад +2231

    cooper got absolutely abused for this
    edit: i've just remembered that he's lactose intolerant. this poor man.

    • @bebop252
      @bebop252 4 года назад +78

      I was so worried for him the whole time lmao

    • @CORVIDZZ_
      @CORVIDZZ_ 4 года назад +7

      oh god

    • @harg5544
      @harg5544 4 года назад +18

      fucking wHAT

    • @scurrvery
      @scurrvery 4 года назад +10

      are you deadass

    • @nvl024
      @nvl024 4 года назад +20

      oh yea bafroom time

  • @ijusthappenedtonotlikecorn8086
    @ijusthappenedtonotlikecorn8086 3 года назад +5

    "I beat a cow to death."
    The irony in his voice man.

  • @weeb8731
    @weeb8731 2 года назад +3

    the only thing i learnt was to not come within a 10 foot radius of ted.

  • @voomity
    @voomity 3 года назад +1635

    Ted dying:
    Charlie with a gapple: quick!
    Ted stilll dying:
    Charlie: *quick.*