Imagine that shark was born in the 1600s before so many things in history mankind was just getting out of the medieval Era. So many things have happened to mankind while that shark was swimming and living its life crazy to think about...
122 is just insane. Imagine someone born in 1980 might actually live to see the 22nd century. That means today they would be around 40 years old. Only a third of their life lived. Yet, when I was a kid I thought 40 was ancient...
@@jennyjen7000 Yeah I've seen a couple videos actually, quite fascinating all the changes that have happened outside the water that he has no idea about lol
The centenarians that lived today is a person who lived through history of world wars, global famines, plague and technology boom. Imagine what the person born today would see if they get to be a centenarian and then, like, on 2205 she/he is interviewed by the then to be interplanetary broadcasting system news report be like? In what fashion would she/he tell the galaxy about us getting Rick Rolled every year.
My friends mother was interviewed to a magazine when she turned 96 years old. They asked that what was the secret of her old age. For some reason they didn't print her answer which was two packs of Marlboros per day.
That old japanese lady was smoking too. Rolling stones have done drugs all their life and still rock on. But I've never seen a vegan doing yoga and sports turning 100... so yeah... anyone can believe whatever they desire... but there are some contradicting facts to what they tell us about health out there, that we can choose to ignore if we want... xD
@Prowler Cam True. People are weak and strong in different aspects. Thus why some of us can drink milk while others of us die instantly when thinking too hard about peanuts. You either can or can not.
If it hasn't been stated already, they found a clam a few years ago that was about 450 years old, making it the oldest living animal at the time, because I'm certain someone has already eaten it by now. And then there's the jellyfish. Some species are believed to be essentially immortal.
nope the oldest thing is one of my electronics lecturers from the 1980's. I swear he pre-dates the big bang. Most of the other lecturers were taught by him at some point and some of them were pretty ancient.
There is no oldest thing. Temporal perception is an illusion. State changes are governed by energy conversion/transference. This is why "time" seems to "slow down" near a black hole... it's because the gravity becomes so strong that "normal" energy movement is slowed down. The slower energy moves, the slower "time" seems to go. As energy moves, time is given meaning, a metric, but energy movement is variable and that variability is controlled by gravity. Without any form of gravity the speed of energy becomes infinite which in turn creates matter and that in turn creates gravity. The greater the density of matter, the greater the gravity and the slower energy moves. So you could think of matter as being hyper-accelerated energy which in turn gives off slow moving energy waves that create gravity. Matter > Energy < Gravity Speed up energy, you get matter, slow energy down, you get gravity. There is no "time".
Besides Time doesn't exist it is nothing more then humans creating a way to put our event's in a chronological order we are not Born aware of time. It's taught to us. We are taught to tell time along with the numbers 1-12 We put much into teaching our young to be able to tell time by electricity or the movement of the Sun but Man invented Time so we could measure stuff and file stuff away.
Gordon Lawrence my physics teacher was the woman from the hyperthyroid photo with bulging eyes like grandma death from Donnie Darko white hair pink Cadillac and white fur coat she was probably from another galaxy thinking back even the evil kids Dodnt screw with her head o went to the roughest estate school 1500 kids but they left her be she was way too odd
My favourite story of scientists clusterfucking. Is the story of The New Zealand free botanists looking for a very rare tree/shrub. They arrived in a cut off valley, that had last been explored early last century, that resulted in the original description of the plant. They arrived in the valley set up camp and started exploring for this flora, two weeks later, no luck. The started breaking camp, and as they took down one of the tents, they found they'd pitched it on three seedlings of the tree/shrub!
In July 1974, a study of the growth rings of one of the koi's scales reported that Hanako was 226 years old. She is, to date, the longest-lived koi fish ever recorded. there is also a breed of jelly fish that can't die it just goes back to it's infant state then starts over. so technically it's the oldest. Turritopsis dohrnii The 'immortal' jellyfish, Turritopsis dohrnii To date, there's only one species that has been called 'biologically immortal': the jellyfish Turritopsis dohrnii. These small, transparent animals hang out in oceans around the world and can turn back time by reverting to an earlier stage of their life cycle.
Elmithian yeah, purely based on what they've found to date... But I'd imagine there's a good chance of there being much older specimens lurking in the depths
I've stumbled upin your channel just recently and I immediately fell in love and subscribed. I really like your content,it is very interesting but even more I love your sense of humour and your very smart and hilarious jokes. I have been watching your videos the whole weekend and I really enjoy it. Great job!!! Greetings from cold but sunny Germany!🤗
It's amazing to me that since this video Greenland Sharks have emerged as a very likely candidate or even proven(?) to live longer than these impressive turtles. I quote: "The oldest shark in the world is thought to be around 392 years old" I'd really love to go to the U. S., for the incredible wonders of nature you guys have. Those are some badass trees!
Oh I nearly missed this one. Glad I found it, because I had birthday today and the topic totally gives this "one year older thing" a special twist. I am feeling pretty young for ~13.7 Billion years! Great video, thank you 😊
Lol.ikr.couldnt he have just cut a chunk out of it or somethin,n i cant believe whoever that dude was actually gave him permission to do it.they shouldve known that there was somethin special with it,seein how tough it was.i hope he got fired.
Dude I started following you at around 4000 subs, I love that your channel has grown so much... Your character is what makes the channel... don't change :)
"To know what the oldest thing is, one must know what one means when one says thing. What does one mean by thing? What does thing mean to one? Let's just go through all the things one by one." That was brilliant! :D
I don’t believe it I think “me too” thing is “me too crazy women movement “ radicals you can’t even hit on girl some ppl just awkwardly dumb make mistakes
I got to hold a meteorite with mineral grains older than the sun once in my Astrobiology class back in college. One of the very few things I brag about.
That's pretty cool man, but just about every asteroid material floating around in the solar system formed/cooled before the sun formed. But none the less, that is still really cool.
I go to Great Basin National Park maybe twice a year, the bristlecone pines are beautiful and so unique in look. Not to mention they are growing at an elevation that most other trees can’t.
Having just listened to your video, "On losing a pet", I wanted to mention that I have lost several pets within the last 5 or 6 years, so I understand your grief. Three dogs have passed. My pomeranian died recently at 11 1/2 years very quickly, within a week after she got sick. She was a traumatized rescue who couldn't bark, whom I had for 5 years. Before I had her, I had a cocker/springer mix, Robbie, as a puppy, who didn't quite make to 5 years, before he developed a ruptured disc in his spine and quickly became paralyzed from his middle down and couldn't walk but was screaming in pain. I had several friends help me carry him to the vet to put him down. I cried for 3 days, because he was so young. Before Robbie, I had Cody, a Bichon Frise who I also got as a puppy. He died in my arms when he was 11 years old. Now, I have a calico cat, Mitzy, who is about 8 years old and appears to be healthy and happy and very loving, on her terms! However, she was declawed before I got her about a year and a half ago. Thank you for being the funny and sensitive and cool person that you are! Unlike you, I am divorced and living alone. Dogs and cats give me great joy and are necessary to my life as an older person to help me live my life. Even as a senior with no other family, except a few cousins living in other parts of the country, pets give me the unconditional love I need and never had as a child or when I was married! 🥰💖
Probably one of your best videos yet. Loved the way your provided “multiple different things” without getting hung up on different categories of animals or grouping things too much. Well done! (Also come to New Zealand for a electron launch and do a meet up while your at it)
Joe! I think when it comes to the oldest living animal (that isn't a mollusk) you should have mentioned the sleeper shark, which may live up to 400 years old.
Hi Joe. Love your channel. I'm gonna subscribe to your patreon just so I can watch your reaction when you have to read my name. Its Przemyslaw Tadeusz Wawrzynczak. Good luck, start practicing now. Lol
You didn't mention the only (known) immortal creature on the planet; Turritopsis dohrnii. Not the prettiest animal, but who needs to be pretty when you're immortal. Nice video!
Thulyblu That’s ok, you’re just an uneducated random person on RUclips. Joe Scott has a science and technology channel - he should do his research a little more carefully...
Unless you're a patron he doesn't give a rat's ass about these corrections. I'm unsubscribing from this channel - his biggest asset is the trust we put in his research, and errors like this make his sloppiness evident and him untrustworthy.
@Ezequiel Ciamparella Didn't you hear they probably found bacterial clouds in the atmosphere of Venus? There planning missions to send proves into it for solid proof
@Ezequiel Ciamparella It's phosphine but whatever. And if scientist with the actual raw data are saying this might be life, I'm going to trust them over some nobody replying on RUclips. Once they have evidence in either direction, I'll adjust my view accordingly
I really think you have out done your self with this episode. I really found this video to be your best. You are always putting together content that is educational and facinating but this video really had me on the edge of my seat. As always thank you for researching and putting complex subject matter in a way that is educational and entertaining at the same time. I hope that everything is going well with your RUclips channel and you continue making more of them because I am smarter every time I watch them and for that I cannot say thank you enough. Have a great day. Greetings from Atlantic City New Jersey USA
It is believed that Greenland sharks live significantly longer than giant tortoises. Also, the immortal jellyfish could theoretically be thousands of years old
I remember the oldest man in my youth, a gentleman in Japan. I believe he died in 1990. He was born in 1865. Back about the same time, there was (80s-ish) a show that talked about this ring of brush, a bush, that grew in an ever-expanding ring. The center had long since died, but it was estimated to be eleventy centuries old. Yes, eleven followed by three aughts.
Can’t believe you missed Greenland sharks. The average lifespan is somewhere between 250 and 500 years, and one’s believed to be over 700 years old have been found
Question: If time works different in some parts of the univers over than others, its posible that some things are ageing differently and sime of them be "older" than the known age of the universe?
I always find it so amusing that people talk about the mantle of the earth as if it’s a fluid of some kind, and not a solid rock. Or that magma can rise up out of the outer core and move to the surface, as if it hasn’t compressed to a density much greater than the rock above it so that it’s hopelessly stuck in the core of the earth!
Thank you for this. I beleved Old Tjikko was the oldest tree colonial in the world at 9550. The tree's stems live no more than 600 years, but its root system's age[55][56] was established using carbon dating and genetic matching.[57] Elsewhere in the Fulu mountains, 20 spruces have been found older than 8,000 years.[58]
Indeed, and in moderation. IMO, smoking pure tobacco in moderation can be very beneficial to one's health. (Btw, Japanese people are huge smokers, like too much even, yet they somehow have the 'smokers paradox' in that it doesn't reveal any higher disease rates.)
Pretty much anything can give you cancer. It's the dose that matters. That why I said 'moderation'. In lower doses, nicotine is used as medicine in modern pharmacology, often to treat brain diseases. And many international studies show numerous health benefits for smokers, even respiratory benefits. But we tend to focus on the masses of abusers who over consume stuff until it kills them. Food is the number one killer in my country as most are obese, overdosing on food everyday. Yet, we obviously don't label food as all bad.
Just a bit of a correction,Joe, Mars doesn't have soil. It has sand and other similar substrates. Soil is actually decayed plant and animal matter, mixed with sand, etc. Something that is not present on Mars.
Hey Joe Could you do a video about the mysterious “cleaning events” that allegedly take place on mars . They’re like a windstorm that perfectly clean the rover ... or it’s a conspiracy and there are alien astronauts on mars .
work it out,,you drive your car for 6 months,its filthy,,no amount of rain or wind will clean it. its called static electricity,clingy....yes,it gets cleaned & maintained. it had a life of what,9 months,.its now what,10 yrs.20.? mars has atmosphere,water,air,.it has radio active nuked soil. yes,there was life,like human life,alien,that was nuked,long time ago..our moon,is from another galaxy. it was put around earth to give us a calmer orbit & seasons..it should not mathematically,be there..its too big,& we are too small.nasa lies..
Man I'm poring through the comments trying to find people talking about this. That hurt my head and induced primal fear. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!? Lol thanks folks.
Why would Mars 2020 collect samples for a later human mission to recover, when those humans can collect 100 times more samples in 1000 less time themselves?
the more stuff we do on mars the greater the likelyhood that we will contaminate it somehow. The idea is that the earlier we get samples less chance they will be contaminated. I'm not convinced that we need to go to extraordinary efforts to protect from contamination, reasonable yes .. i think we should try reasonable levels of care until we can get a bunch of samples... but hurry up and get them. Either life developed independantly from earth in which case it won't have dna (recognizable as earthly) or there has been cross contamination or even less likely panspermia (however you spell that lol). my guess is that creation of life is quite difficult (or scientists would of done it by now). it is possible that it will be relatively simple but i would imagine that scientists have thought of most of the simple ways to create it and tried them out. If creating life is difficult would it not also stand to reason that life developing dna would also be difficult so the chance of independantly developing life and it having dna close enough to confuse it with earths has to be infinitismal to the point of zero. Comman sense says that life converts energy to survive. So life having enough energy to survive the necessary millions of years it would take to accidently travel from star to star would also seem to me extremely unlikely but I could give credance tot he posiblility of it surviving up to a few thousand years a journey between planets might take. My thought is that we should get as many samples as early as possible. like i said before do a reasonable amount of effort to keep the martian environment as sterile (of earthly contamination) as reasonably possible. BUT NOT let those concerns prevent or slow other equally important priorities in other avenues (science, resource gathering, possibly settlement. A final thought.. in the end i think that life is more valuable then non life, that more complex life is more valuable then less complex life. Therefore whatever we do to spread and diversify life in the universe is "good" whereas slowing or impeding that spread is by definition "bad". I don't think I have totally made these rules up but were given to us by the universe and i think that humanity should try to win that game (course with luck we may have to change the definition of humanity, ai, alien intelligent species).
I’m sure someone already pointed this out. The oldest tree in the world is here in Sweden 🇸🇪. It’s called Old Tjikko and is 9550 yo. Thanks for a great video as always 🙂
@@Empty-ov3on If you bring a 200 yo family heirloom and hid it in your new house, is the oldest thing in your house still the material that made it. Asteroid has been running around for a long time that's why they are the oldest thing on earth.
That's some fairly backwards logic there. Like saying "You should take this medication just in case you someday might've developed this disease it treats"
@@SemesaSnG no. Its not like that generally speaking. There are some medicines that you can take to prevent sicknesses. Quinine for instance. Vaccines for another. It all depends on your level of knowledge of your risk level. Beri beri disorders are a deficiency disease. Its alot easier to avoid than to treat. If you know that your diet is or will be deficient in a certain vitamin for whatever reason, you can take that vitamin to avoid a deficiency disorder. Additionally if you have a lifestyle that is enhanced or requires a higher than average intake of a certain vitamin, then supplementation either directly or through dietary modification. Generalized supplementation is not supported to be benneficial but also when reasonably done, not deleterious either.
metamorphicorder we are all victims of the success and celebrity like status of chemist Linus Pauling. He is the one who popularized all this bogus nonsense ‘vitamins can cure everything’ mentality that remains popular do this day.
I like the fact that all elements heavier than hydrogen, helium and lithium were formed in the heart of a dying star. Including the iron in your blood. Every one of us has part of Mjölnir in their blood.
Update: Chiyo Miyako died about a week and a half ago. Joe, quit jinxing people’s lifespans!
Googled it as soon as he said it
Where is Joe?
@@RW-tv6py joe mama who?
StefannoTheConqueror Joe mama is a very nice lady whom we all respect and cherish
He finna jinx the Earth's death xD
A Greenland shark was just found to be 400+ years old
cool, but i think we’re dealing more billions of years old rather than hundreds
@@ALouisae He said the oldest living thing was a tortoise that was a hundred and fifty. It’s relevant.
@@dannyanimated8885 it did, my bad
@@ALouisae very rare someone accepts their mistake and moves on. Bravo, you have my respect
Imagine that shark was born in the 1600s before so many things in history mankind was just getting out of the medieval Era. So many things have happened to mankind while that shark was swimming and living its life crazy to think about...
122 is just insane. Imagine someone born in 1980 might actually live to see the 22nd century. That means today they would be around 40 years old. Only a third of their life lived. Yet, when I was a kid I thought 40 was ancient...
CL Jeans
40 *is* ancient. I suspect my lower back is fossilized.
J Shepard 😂
Its all in the genes baby ..
Yup, know the feeling. :-(
John Rockett 🤣
"The oldest animal is a gigantic tortoise"
Sleeper sharks: *laughs in old age*
Actually it's the greenland shark that lives the longest I'm pretty sure
@@TheVinc123 they found one that's 500+ years old.
@@jennyjen7000 Yeah I've seen a couple videos actually, quite fascinating all the changes that have happened outside the water that he has no idea about lol
What about jellyfish?
People say they can live forever if they don't get killed.
But I don't think one ever made it past 500 years
Quahog clams have been found over 507 years old. Sadly every one that had been collected has been killed in the process
Chiyo Miyako lived a full 27 days after this video was uploaded
COINCIDENCE???? I THINK NOT
dammit joe, not again
"better start taking vitamins" *old woman smoking a cigarette*
Vitamin N (icotine)
The centenarians that lived today is a person who lived through history of world wars, global famines, plague and technology boom. Imagine what the person born today would see if they get to be a centenarian and then, like, on 2205 she/he is interviewed by the then to be interplanetary broadcasting system news report be like? In what fashion would she/he tell the galaxy about us getting Rick Rolled every year.
a pack a day keeps the doctor away
Simon Watts
A pack a day keeps the doctor’s hopes away
I came here to type that.
My friends mother was interviewed to a magazine when she turned 96 years old. They asked that what was the secret of her old age. For some reason they didn't print her answer which was two packs of Marlboros per day.
That old japanese lady was smoking too. Rolling stones have done drugs all their life and still rock on. But I've never seen a vegan doing yoga and sports turning 100... so yeah... anyone can believe whatever they desire... but there are some contradicting facts to what they tell us about health out there, that we can choose to ignore if we want... xD
@@liquidminds yeah but being vegan wasnt really a thing back then.
@@liquidminds hate to break it to you, but 100-year-olds aren't the most athletic
@@archdukefranzferdinand567 more athlethic, then people who die at 80 at least...
At a certain age, being able to move is "athletic" enough.
@Prowler Cam True. People are weak and strong in different aspects. Thus why some of us can drink milk while others of us die instantly when thinking too hard about peanuts.
You either can or can not.
The oldest thing? Mick Jagger and Keith Richards.
Charlie watts died August 24, 2021.
@@Ozzymandius1 *AND I LAUGH AT BOTH OF YOU IN QUEEN ELIZABETH II*
Cast Carnival Betty white is older than queen elizabeth ii
Age doesn't apply to Beings living beyond the 4th Dimension.
????
Keith will outlive the cockroaches
"And you know what? You don't look a day over 12 billion."
Thanks. It's my moisturizer😁
Moisturize me! Moisturize me!!
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
You must be very moist.
If it hasn't been stated already, they found a clam a few years ago that was about 450 years old, making it the oldest living animal at the time, because I'm certain someone has already eaten it by now. And then there's the jellyfish. Some species are believed to be essentially immortal.
I can totally see that having happened, but WHY would you eat the oldest living thing what is wrong with people
@@vnikytimagine being the guy that can say he are the world's oldest animal! 😂
They actually found out how old it was by killing it and cutting it apart. It was a Mahogany Clam.
Thanks Joe, I was feeling 13 billion recently but I'll settle for your 12. Self esteem is important.
nope the oldest thing is one of my electronics lecturers from the 1980's. I swear he pre-dates the big bang. Most of the other lecturers were taught by him at some point and some of them were pretty ancient.
I know that guy i created him sincerely god
Reminds me of a nurse who worked a doctor. She was so old that she literally helped his mother give birth to him
There is no oldest thing. Temporal perception is an illusion. State changes are governed by energy conversion/transference. This is why "time" seems to "slow down" near a black hole... it's because the gravity becomes so strong that "normal" energy movement is slowed down. The slower energy moves, the slower "time" seems to go.
As energy moves, time is given meaning, a metric, but energy movement is variable and that variability is controlled by gravity. Without any form of gravity the speed of energy becomes infinite which in turn creates matter and that in turn creates gravity. The greater the density of matter, the greater the gravity and the slower energy moves.
So you could think of matter as being hyper-accelerated energy which in turn gives off slow moving energy waves that create gravity.
Matter > Energy < Gravity
Speed up energy, you get matter, slow energy down, you get gravity.
There is no "time".
Besides Time doesn't exist it is nothing more then humans creating a way to put our event's in a chronological order we are not Born aware of time. It's taught to us. We are taught to tell time along with the numbers 1-12
We put much into teaching our young to be able to tell time by electricity or the movement of the Sun but Man invented Time so we could measure stuff and file stuff away.
Gordon Lawrence my physics teacher was the woman from the hyperthyroid photo with bulging eyes like grandma death from Donnie Darko white hair pink Cadillac and white fur coat she was probably from another galaxy thinking back even the evil kids Dodnt screw with her head o went to the roughest estate school 1500 kids but they left her be she was way too odd
I think both clams and the Greenland Shark are older than tortoises.
jellyfishes too ive heard
My favourite story of scientists clusterfucking. Is the story of The New Zealand free botanists looking for a very rare tree/shrub. They arrived in a cut off valley, that had last been explored early last century, that resulted in the original description of the plant. They arrived in the valley set up camp and started exploring for this flora, two weeks later, no luck. The started breaking camp, and as they took down one of the tents, they found they'd pitched it on three seedlings of the tree/shrub!
In July 1974, a study of the growth rings of one of the koi's scales reported that Hanako was 226 years old. She is, to date, the longest-lived koi fish ever recorded. there is also a breed of jelly fish that can't die it just goes back to it's infant state then starts over. so technically it's the oldest.
Turritopsis dohrnii
The 'immortal' jellyfish, Turritopsis dohrnii
To date, there's only one species that has been called 'biologically immortal': the jellyfish Turritopsis dohrnii. These small, transparent animals hang out in oceans around the world and can turn back time by reverting to an earlier stage of their life cycle.
14:51 Literally in the last full second says “Love you guys” and although it’s super casual as a subscriber I think it really means a lot.
@@goshagrandchild6500 "And I'll see you guys next week. Love you guys, take care."
"Sponges are neither plants or animals" they are animals
They are animals.
Planamals?
@Eric VandenAvond That's absolutely false. They are distinct, multicellular animals.
@@Monkforilla No, Moss is a plant, its in an entirely different kingdom, the fuck did you get that from?
@@Monkforilla Is mayonnaise an Animal?
so your saying the mould on my bread is a animal?
Greenland sharks live for between 300-500 years
Christopher MacLennan I thought it was theorised that they could live even longer? And it was simply that we hadn't gotten sample from an older one?
Elmithian yeah, purely based on what they've found to date... But I'd imagine there's a good chance of there being much older specimens lurking in the depths
I've asked a Frilled-Shark about his age, he couldn't remember..
I didn't know this lol
For that matter, jellyfish are virtually immortal, if they don't get sick, get in an accident, or get eaten, they can live forever.
I've stumbled upin your channel just recently and I immediately fell in love and subscribed. I really like your content,it is very interesting but even more I love your sense of humour and your very smart and hilarious jokes.
I have been watching your videos the whole weekend and I really enjoy it.
Great job!!! Greetings from cold but sunny Germany!🤗
It's amazing to me that since this video Greenland Sharks have emerged as a very likely candidate or even proven(?) to live longer than these impressive turtles. I quote: "The oldest shark in the world is thought to be around 392 years old"
I'd really love to go to the U. S., for the incredible wonders of nature you guys have. Those are some badass trees!
Oh I nearly missed this one.
Glad I found it, because I had birthday today and the topic totally gives this "one year older thing" a special twist. I am feeling pretty young for ~13.7 Billion years!
Great video, thank you 😊
Happy birthday!
Thank you ^^
Hey, tree, how old are you?
**tree doesn't answer**
HOW OLD ARE YOU???
**tree doesn't answer**
**scientist murders tree**
America in a nutshell.
Lol.ikr.couldnt he have just cut a chunk out of it or somethin,n i cant believe whoever that dude was actually gave him permission to do it.they shouldve known that there was somethin special with it,seein how tough it was.i hope he got fired.
A lot of science in a nutshell, really.
but in doing so the scientist will find how old the tree is by looking at the rings.
Also us Dónal's in a nutshell
Joe: “None of us will ever die!”
Everybody: *Eventually* *dies*
Jordan Rucksack 123 coincidence? I think not
1000 years later he is surrounded by his subscriber's tombstones " why am I burdened with this curse?!!?"
Joe mama
Hes not as smart as the topics he talks about
@@josim9244 aww that made me sad :{
I really was expecting the Queen of England to be on this list!
@Deniz Metinoğlu T. They might be. Maybe the v2 version is just an upgrade.
Her husband is older than her👍🏻
@Digonto 😂
Dude I started following you at around 4000 subs, I love that your channel has grown so much... Your character is what makes the channel... don't change :)
"To know what the oldest thing is, one must know what one means when one says thing. What does one mean by thing? What does thing mean to one? Let's just go through all the things one by one." That was brilliant! :D
I see what you did there!
“Like, as tainted as Bill Cosby’s career”
OH DAMN.
Spicy SASS
*Oof*
Oohhh savage!
I don’t believe it I think “me too” thing is “me too crazy women movement “ radicals you can’t even hit on girl some ppl just awkwardly dumb make mistakes
Name not found: Good ol' Bill with all the druggin' and a gropin and a rapin.'
I got to hold a meteorite with mineral grains older than the sun once in my Astrobiology class back in college. One of the very few things I brag about.
Kugelblitz, Seeker of Knowledge I got to hold my own balls older than the sun. One of the very few things I am shy about.
Thanks for sharing...
Kugelblitz, Seeker of Knowledge you must be socially awkward.
How did you arrive at this assertion?
That's pretty cool man, but just about every asteroid material floating around in the solar system formed/cooled before the sun formed. But none the less, that is still really cool.
I go to Great Basin National Park maybe twice a year, the bristlecone pines are beautiful and so unique in look. Not to mention they are growing at an elevation that most other trees can’t.
Having just listened to your video, "On losing a pet", I wanted to mention that I have lost several pets within the last 5 or 6 years, so I understand your grief. Three dogs have passed. My pomeranian died recently at 11 1/2 years very quickly, within a week after she got sick. She was a traumatized rescue who couldn't bark, whom I had for 5 years. Before I had her, I had a cocker/springer mix, Robbie, as a puppy, who didn't quite make to 5 years, before he developed a ruptured disc in his spine and quickly became paralyzed from his middle down and couldn't walk but was screaming in pain. I had several friends help me carry him to the vet to put him down. I cried for 3 days, because he was so young. Before Robbie, I had Cody, a Bichon Frise who I also got as a puppy. He died in my arms when he was 11 years old. Now, I have a calico cat, Mitzy, who is about 8 years old and appears to be healthy and happy and very loving, on her terms! However, she was declawed before I got her about a year and a half ago. Thank you for being the funny and sensitive and cool person that you are! Unlike you, I am divorced and living alone. Dogs and cats give me great joy and are necessary to my life as an older person to help me live my life. Even as a senior with no other family, except a few cousins living in other parts of the country, pets give me the unconditional love I need and never had as a child or when I was married! 🥰💖
The oldest selfie would be the Cosmic Background Radiation.
Probably one of your best videos yet. Loved the way your provided “multiple different things” without getting hung up on different categories of animals or grouping things too much. Well done! (Also come to New Zealand for a electron launch and do a meet up while your at it)
THANK YOU! I'm 57 and my Mother still treats me like a child. Going to show her that bit!
Joe! I think when it comes to the oldest living animal (that isn't a mollusk) you should have mentioned the sleeper shark, which may live up to 400 years old.
"Unmessed with!" Undisturbed, Joe. The word you were looking for was undisturbed.
With all the sandstorms and probes? It’s disturbed. Unmessed with is the best we can hope for
What is the oldest thing ?
*Your Momma*
Jacob Woods I liked even if no one else did lol.
Old joke.
Kotarou DL The oldest ? 🙌
Your mama jokes always welcome.
Kotarou DL Not as old as your mama (sorry in advance lol)
Hi Joe. Love your channel. I'm gonna subscribe to your patreon just so I can watch your reaction when you have to read my name. Its Przemyslaw Tadeusz Wawrzynczak. Good luck, start practicing now. Lol
Yeah.... keep your money.
😉
hahahaha made my day
Nice to meet you, Tad.
Przemyslaw Wawrzynczak I know how to prenounce Przemyslaw as I have a friend with same name but not the rest haha
P'ZHEM-iss-lahv tah-DAY-oosh vahv-ZHIN-chahk
Can you do a video about nanotechnology
Maybe...
Yaasss
How soon until I can buy my own programmable nanobots?
I just discovered joe. I love joe. That is all.
patty bean
When he said that the viewer(meaning me in this case) doesn’t look a day over 12 billion, I got a smile on my face and I don’t know why.
You didn't mention the only (known) immortal creature on the planet; Turritopsis dohrnii. Not the prettiest animal, but who needs to be pretty when you're immortal. Nice video!
It is pretty for a jelly fish
I've heard other jellyfish species can be immortal, they can live forever if nothing bad happens to them.
Thank you Joe, now I know that if I want to be 122 like Jeanne, I should smoke!
Jacob Woods And be an Italian or Japanese woman.
She also excersized every day, also she only smoked 1 or 2 death sticks a day.
Jacob Woods maybe it has something to do with being well oiled from fish,Japan, and olives and wine from Italy i dunno.
Quaz PoE Japan...Italy...I will assume it is because of Mario 😂
Didn’t Joe say in another video that Jeanne quit smoking at 100?
I looove these types of videos, great show young chap
Thanks, this one was fun.
Joe: You don't look a day over 12 billion.
Me: Thank you. I needed that.
Hey Joe, I really like your videos. I just wanted to say hi and hope to see you make many more. Thanks
Sponges ARE animals, Joe - phylum Porifera.
But my intuition doesn't agree with that when looking at it! Oh and bats are birds.
Thulyblu That’s ok, you’re just an uneducated random person on RUclips. Joe Scott has a science and technology channel - he should do his research a little more carefully...
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
Chihuahuas are cowfarts with legs
Unless you're a patron he doesn't give a rat's ass about these corrections. I'm unsubscribing from this channel - his biggest asset is the trust we put in his research, and errors like this make his sloppiness evident and him untrustworthy.
Nobody:
Scientists: *M A R T I A N S O I L*
P W this is probably the most likely way for that to happen in reality, most scientific specimens either already are or end up dead.
@@Ephemeral_Style985 just like religion,,kill it in the name of god & science..yeeehh..
@@meowfaceification
So we're going to nuke the s**t out of Venus? It has (most likely) bacteria clouds
@Ezequiel Ciamparella
Didn't you hear they probably found bacterial clouds in the atmosphere of Venus?
There planning missions to send proves into it for solid proof
@Ezequiel Ciamparella
It's phosphine but whatever.
And if scientist with the actual raw data are saying this might be life, I'm going to trust them over some nobody replying on RUclips. Once they have evidence in either direction, I'll adjust my view accordingly
Thank you for taking the time to share your research. Greatly appreciate all of your videos!
I loved this. Im an idiot. I have a hard time with comprehension. But i love science. You make it so i can get it. Thank you.
When you learn this whole video is just an advert for Brilliant 🤣🤣
Joe's got the dirt on Mars😉
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRG!!!!!!
I really think you have out done your self with this episode. I really found this video to be your best. You are always putting together content that is educational and facinating but this video really had me on the edge of my seat. As always thank you for researching and putting complex subject matter in a way that is educational and entertaining at the same time. I hope that everything is going well with your RUclips channel and you continue making more of them because I am smarter every time I watch them and for that I cannot say thank you enough.
Have a great day.
Greetings from Atlantic City New Jersey USA
that random 10 year old kid in class: Haha i'm the oldest and tallest
*unnamed tree *unnamed movement*'s into the classroom*
Wow. He looks _substantially_ younger in this. Surprised it’s only 4 years prior
It is believed that Greenland sharks live significantly longer than giant tortoises. Also, the immortal jellyfish could theoretically be thousands of years old
Good morning and happy Monday all you Answerphiles ^.^
Zachary Fluke stop sexually assaulting the answers!
Ace episode man, thanks
JOE keep it up my friend,,
love your work to relax, laugh and get informed... Mostly lol
I remember the oldest man in my youth, a gentleman in Japan. I believe he died in 1990. He was born in 1865.
Back about the same time, there was (80s-ish) a show that talked about this ring of brush, a bush, that grew in an ever-expanding ring. The center had long since died, but it was estimated to be eleventy centuries old. Yes, eleven followed by three aughts.
"You don't look a day over 12 billion"... I'm flattered
6:48 sponges are in the kingdom Animalia and are, in fact, animals. The oldest living ones sometimes.
Joe should have his own TV show his really funny
Queen Elizabeth : Are you challenging me?
Can’t believe you missed Greenland sharks. The average lifespan is somewhere between 250 and 500 years, and one’s believed to be over 700 years old have been found
pando is literally my fav thing in the world. thats an exaggeration probably but its one of them. gotta love weird trees!
Question: If time works different in some parts of the univers over than others, its posible that some things are ageing differently and sime of them be "older" than the known age of the universe?
1:18 Awwww no you didn't 😂
The system or network forest have is amazing .those on the edge detect a threat and in hours the entire forest knows
I always find it so amusing that people talk about the mantle of the earth as if it’s a fluid of some kind, and not a solid rock. Or that magma can rise up out of the outer core and move to the surface, as if it hasn’t compressed to a density much greater than the rock above it so that it’s hopelessly stuck in the core of the earth!
*The Queen sips tea in the background while smiling*
Wouldn’t the oldest thing we can see/detect be the cosmic background radiation?
The oldest thing is everything. It's been here forever.
Keep up the good work! Your vids are my favourite on RUclips!
Thank you for this. I beleved Old Tjikko was the oldest tree colonial in the world at 9550.
The tree's stems live no more than 600 years, but its root system's age[55][56] was established using carbon dating and genetic matching.[57] Elsewhere in the Fulu mountains, 20 spruces have been found older than 8,000 years.[58]
I love how you say “to beat 122 you better start taking your vitamins” meanwhile Jeanne is depicted smoking
If you want to live as long as Jeanne Calment, you better start taking your vitamins(3:00)? It looks like you better start SMOKING.
Indeed, and in moderation.
IMO, smoking pure tobacco in moderation can be very beneficial to one's health.
(Btw, Japanese people are huge smokers, like too much even, yet they somehow have the 'smokers paradox' in that it doesn't reveal any higher disease rates.)
@@KittyBoom360 I'm sure. *very healthy* smh
CrystalFox13, don't be smug/stupid about it.
@@KittyBoom360 Smoking can give you cancer. Basically anything with tobacco can cause cancer.
Pretty much anything can give you cancer. It's the dose that matters. That why I said 'moderation'. In lower doses, nicotine is used as medicine in modern pharmacology, often to treat brain diseases. And many international studies show numerous health benefits for smokers, even respiratory benefits. But we tend to focus on the masses of abusers who over consume stuff until it kills them. Food is the number one killer in my country as most are obese, overdosing on food everyday. Yet, we obviously don't label food as all bad.
The oldest thing on earth: My fear of rejection ☹
I like turtles
@@Ravidist I like turtles as well.
Joe,
Hi from down under!
Just needed to say that.
Harry Bartlett you and me don't exist
G’day!
How's -Winter- Least Hot Summer treating you in Oz?
Baron von Quiply It feels like England
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
That picture of the oldest woman smoking a cigarette is awesome for some reason, she didn't give AF and I respect that.
Just a bit of a correction,Joe, Mars doesn't have soil. It has sand and other similar substrates. Soil is actually decayed plant and animal matter, mixed with sand, etc. Something that is not present on Mars.
You forgot to say " you know that old chestnut :"!!
Hey Joe
Could you do a video about the mysterious “cleaning events” that allegedly take place on mars . They’re like a windstorm that perfectly clean the rover ... or it’s a conspiracy and there are alien astronauts on mars .
work it out,,you drive your car for 6 months,its filthy,,no amount of rain or wind will clean it. its called static electricity,clingy....yes,it gets cleaned & maintained. it had a life of what,9 months,.its now what,10 yrs.20.? mars has atmosphere,water,air,.it has radio active nuked soil. yes,there was life,like human life,alien,that was nuked,long time ago..our moon,is from another galaxy. it was put around earth to give us a calmer orbit & seasons..it should not mathematically,be there..its too big,& we are too small.nasa lies..
I thought sponges were animals.
He got that one wrong lmao
Man I'm poring through the comments trying to find people talking about this. That hurt my head and induced primal fear. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!?
Lol thanks folks.
Your absolutely right. Everything was created in the big bang.
When I want my head to hurt when I wake up!!!! I watch Joe!! You are better than coffee!!!
Why would Mars 2020 collect samples for a later human mission to recover, when those humans can collect 100 times more samples in 1000 less time themselves?
the more stuff we do on mars the greater the likelyhood that we will contaminate it somehow. The idea is that the earlier we get samples less chance they will be contaminated. I'm not convinced that we need to go to extraordinary efforts to protect from contamination, reasonable yes .. i think we should try reasonable levels of care until we can get a bunch of samples... but hurry up and get them.
Either life developed independantly from earth in which case it won't have dna (recognizable as earthly) or there has been cross contamination or even less likely panspermia (however you spell that lol). my guess is that creation of life is quite difficult (or scientists would of done it by now). it is possible that it will be relatively simple but i would imagine that scientists have thought of most of the simple ways to create it and tried them out. If creating life is difficult would it not also stand to reason that life developing dna would also be difficult so the chance of independantly developing life and it having dna close enough to confuse it with earths has to be infinitismal to the point of zero.
Comman sense says that life converts energy to survive. So life having enough energy to survive the necessary millions of years it would take to accidently travel from star to star would also seem to me extremely unlikely but I could give credance tot he posiblility of it surviving up to a few thousand years a journey between planets might take.
My thought is that we should get as many samples as early as possible. like i said before do a reasonable amount of effort to keep the martian environment as sterile (of earthly contamination) as reasonably possible. BUT NOT let those concerns prevent or slow other equally important priorities in other avenues (science, resource gathering, possibly settlement.
A final thought.. in the end i think that life is more valuable then non life, that more complex life is more valuable then less complex life. Therefore whatever we do to spread and diversify life in the universe is "good" whereas slowing or impeding that spread is by definition "bad". I don't think I have totally made these rules up but were given to us by the universe and i think that humanity should try to win that game (course with luck we may have to change the definition of humanity, ai, alien intelligent species).
The Bill Cosby joke was funny, but you should probably avoid the word "taint"(1:18) when referring to him.
Green Man
Ha
Double entendre ? Lapsus ? Illuminaties ?
Joe can you make video " Westworld " TV show its Brilliant...
AI, Simulation, and mortality are just a few interesting things this show talks about.
Yeah, I need to get caught up on the 2nd season. Loved the first season.
Season 2 is brilliant. watch out for spoilers...
There is something almost spiritual about all of us being made of star dust. Its true and rooted in science but it also feels romantic.
“ You don’t look a day over 12 billion “ ..... the next most awesome tshirt!
She wasn't fine Joe..... She wasn't fine.
I’m sure someone already pointed this out. The oldest tree in the world is here in Sweden 🇸🇪. It’s called Old Tjikko and is 9550 yo.
Thanks for a great video as always 🙂
Yes. Old Tjikko is The oldest known (right now). Check it out!
Wouldn’t the oldest “thing” on earth, BE EARTH ?
Mason Banan Earth can’t be on Earth.
@@klaatu9936 Well isn't everything on Earth a part of Earth since the material we are made of, has been a part of Earth's mass for billions of years?
@@Empty-ov3on If you bring a 200 yo family heirloom and hid it in your new house, is the oldest thing in your house still the material that made it. Asteroid has been running around for a long time that's why they are the oldest thing on earth.
@@robymaru03 I think it depends on what you define as a "thing".
"A tortoise lived to be 255 years old. Think of everything he saw during all that time!" "Yes - an awful lot of skirting board"
The oldest characters: professor Farnsworth, Fry and Bender from Futurama who came to us from the previous iteration of the universe in s06e07
That was a great episode.
Come on, Joe. You of all people should know that taking vitamins doesn't do you any good unless you have a distinct deficiency.
Baxter it would deffinitely keep you from developing such a deficiency. Assuming of course the deficiency is caused by lack of dietary intake.
That's some fairly backwards logic there. Like saying "You should take this medication just in case you someday might've developed this disease it treats"
@@SemesaSnG no. Its not like that generally speaking. There are some medicines that you can take to prevent sicknesses. Quinine for instance. Vaccines for another.
It all depends on your level of knowledge of your risk level. Beri beri disorders are a deficiency disease. Its alot easier to avoid than to treat.
If you know that your diet is or will be deficient in a certain vitamin for whatever reason, you can take that vitamin to avoid a deficiency disorder. Additionally if you have a lifestyle that is enhanced or requires a higher than average intake of a certain vitamin, then supplementation either directly or through dietary modification. Generalized supplementation is not supported to be benneficial but also when reasonably done, not deleterious either.
metamorphicorder we are all victims of the success and celebrity like status of chemist Linus Pauling. He is the one who popularized all this bogus nonsense ‘vitamins can cure everything’ mentality that remains popular do this day.
Chiyo Miyaki, dead on July 22, 2018.
Damnit joe!
I don't know about in the solar system, but probably the oldest thing in Hollywood is Kirk Douglas, at 102. All good wishes!
I 'bout spit coffee all over my keyboard when I saw your shirt......
I like the fact that all elements heavier than hydrogen, helium and lithium were formed in the heart of a dying star.
Including the iron in your blood.
Every one of us has part of Mjölnir in their blood.