7 Days To Die - Joke Mod - Day 1 (Getting Started)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @Glock9
    @Glock9  5 месяцев назад +169

    Hope you all enjoy my first exploration of Joke Mod! Just a reminder, you can get a personalized hand written postcard from me along with 4 stickers on my store for $10 and shipping is free worldwide! --> glock9gamer.com/products/postcard

    • @slk2196
      @slk2196 5 месяцев назад +4

      Hope you have fun this is way harder than you thought

    • @-WolfMan-
      @-WolfMan- 5 месяцев назад +2

      Put on the Socks - Helps cure 10% Dysentery

    • @alien1162
      @alien1162 5 месяцев назад +4

      Love seeing you try the mods. Makes me want to download them.

    • @davethompson3326
      @davethompson3326 5 месяцев назад +1

      Keep spare finger guns for repairs. You can search all boxes/

    • @ares4003
      @ares4003 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@davethompson3326 Yea, I was surprised he didn't notice the cardboard boxes were lootable when his mouse scanned over them

  • @sapientgreen
    @sapientgreen 5 месяцев назад +262

    Cornmeal: "F**k off."
    Literal shit: "I'm gonna hold on to it."

    • @Seraph314
      @Seraph314 4 месяца назад +1

      Cornmeal is gross 😂 the other is fertilizer

    • @GamesJames
      @GamesJames 2 месяца назад

      @@Seraph314corn bread with some butter is fire.

  • @kravengaming3297
    @kravengaming3297 5 месяцев назад +117

    calling it now, Glock finger banging his way thru Joke Mode will be his best series yet.

  • @Dracolichizm
    @Dracolichizm 5 месяцев назад +340

    That's no duck, that was a Canadian Goose... Run!

    • @besticouldget
      @besticouldget 5 месяцев назад

      I hate those A-holes they bite your ankles and shit everywhere in parks.

    • @tonymorris3935
      @tonymorris3935 5 месяцев назад +30

      Every time he called that thing a duck, it made my right eye twitch!

    • @candyqueenify
      @candyqueenify 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@tonymorris3935 same!! 😂

    • @patthompson1761
      @patthompson1761 5 месяцев назад +30

      we call em Cobra Chickens up here in Canada

    • @tamkin007
      @tamkin007 5 месяцев назад +6

      I saw one beat up a bald Eagle once.

  • @BaoHadir
    @BaoHadir 5 месяцев назад +196

    Glock casually ignoring the cardboard boxes being searchable.

    • @undersiege24
      @undersiege24 5 месяцев назад +3

      I seen that as well🤣

    • @michaelgreen8851
      @michaelgreen8851 5 месяцев назад +1

      This😂

    • @mattl5347
      @mattl5347 5 месяцев назад +3

      I was going to say the same thing.

    • @WAAAAARGH
      @WAAAAARGH 5 месяцев назад +8

      I know he is from america but c'mon.

    • @jeffrobagman2834
      @jeffrobagman2834 5 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@WAAAAARGHmore because he's from vanilla.

  • @abbynormall207
    @abbynormall207 5 месяцев назад +123

    „Im not looting anything until tonight“ then loots a shelf. LoL

    • @RehabOholic
      @RehabOholic 5 месяцев назад +2

      I was thinking the same. lol

    • @davethompson3326
      @davethompson3326 5 месяцев назад +4

      The loot goblin is both powerful and subtle.

  • @abbynormall207
    @abbynormall207 5 месяцев назад +95

    Isn’t A Hole a goose? If youngsters ever been attacked by a goose you know why his name is A Hole.

    • @davethompson3326
      @davethompson3326 5 месяцев назад +5

      In the mod you used to get a voice alongside the honking saying "Have you seen the size of that fucking goose?", but it may have been removed

  • @dengsuevang1035
    @dengsuevang1035 5 месяцев назад +128

    Imagine how funny it would be if you put a silencer mod on your finger gun and it whispers" pew"

    • @m4c0br
      @m4c0br 5 месяцев назад +13

      If that isn't a thing yet, this is a contribution we can do to the mod... 😄

    • @Bancheis
      @Bancheis 3 месяца назад +1

      I really hope it is.

  • @redstonedad6434
    @redstonedad6434 5 месяцев назад +17

    Another tip, hitting zeds in the crotch does extra damage. You know when you hit it by the nut cracking sound. Also almost ALL food gives dysentery however dysentery isn't that bad as vanilla. Stink and dysentery are things you have to manage. Stink never totally goes away just keep it low and you'll be fine

  • @FuseSpliff
    @FuseSpliff 5 месяцев назад +44

    Not sure if it has already been mentioned, but you can check all the cardboard boxes in this mod. They give you a decent supply of candies, sellables and some good gear at times.

  • @wessweat7161
    @wessweat7161 5 месяцев назад +40

    Oh man this one is going to be fun to watch! It looked like that XP candy just straight up gives you 2000 XP when you use it.

    • @richieb153
      @richieb153 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yea thought the same, I think it’s just a one time use for 2000 xp

    • @AhRisla
      @AhRisla 5 месяцев назад

      Think thats why he said he'll save it for a horde

    • @Lazaran
      @Lazaran 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@AhRisla nah, he thought probably that it's like the learnin elixir which gives you +% of xp for X minutes

  • @kimlorton1566
    @kimlorton1566 5 месяцев назад +41

    First zombie was a diver... named Muff. I'm dead. Also not the perk named finger bang.

    • @TheFrankity
      @TheFrankity 5 месяцев назад +1

      Wait I don’t get it lol help

    • @kimlorton1566
      @kimlorton1566 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheFrankity as in muff diver

    • @jeffrobagman2834
      @jeffrobagman2834 5 месяцев назад +2

      Fingerbang, pootietang
      Eminem, in the game
      Slim Shady, quite insane
      Got no ridges, on the brain

    • @davethompson3326
      @davethompson3326 5 месяцев назад +2

      Did they work at Munches Carpets?

  • @amandswright2040
    @amandswright2040 5 месяцев назад +55

    Butt plugs with 90 percent against dysentery because slippage. Omg😂😂😂

  • @Splappa09Gaming
    @Splappa09Gaming 5 месяцев назад +16

    Hey Glock not sure if you noticed but at 21:30 when you threw the cornmeal out, instead of dropping as a little bag it turned into a pile of shit lol

  • @tuanbruh2148
    @tuanbruh2148 5 месяцев назад +7

    Hey Glock, you can loot tons of paper boxes, you can get duct tape and some junks to scrap, also you can loot the military chest turn the light on and off from every light source, and remember to loot anything you can find because you can get better thing even from trash, also be careful with the animal especially the cat 🐱

  • @eduardoguimaraes7447
    @eduardoguimaraes7447 5 месяцев назад +29

    "It's coming right for us!", "finger bang" lol, this series will be great!
    Imagine if Glock finds a cornmeal shooter or something crazy like that! 😂

    • @Saviorborn
      @Saviorborn 5 месяцев назад

      Snail trail

    • @night23fox
      @night23fox 5 месяцев назад +1

      Lol "they're coming right for us."
      Reminds me of south park

  • @MisterUnconcerned
    @MisterUnconcerned 5 месяцев назад +57

    Those aren't ducks. They're Canadian Geese. And Canadian Geese are assholes with wings.

    • @kirkanos3968
      @kirkanos3968 5 месяцев назад +2

      Just grab by the neck and Helicopter, and not a thick 44 Helicopter lol

  • @icemaul
    @icemaul 5 месяцев назад +10

    Glock you can loot regular cardboard boxes, noticed you were gliding right over them.

  • @vetheros
    @vetheros 5 месяцев назад +11

    Waiting for Glock to discover the delicious rock candy he found in the attic.

  • @judasnestotrio
    @judasnestotrio 5 месяцев назад +19

    5:44 notice the airtank, goggles and snorkle glock.

    • @asdfjkl-f3z
      @asdfjkl-f3z 5 месяцев назад +8

      ha
      muff diver

    • @drywaller420
      @drywaller420 5 месяцев назад

      Good eye. I never realized that before

  • @Pacman792
    @Pacman792 5 месяцев назад +4

    If I remember correctly. When Capp did this series he found crucibles all over the place. But it took him forever to find a cooking pot. Good Luck. Love the content

  • @BrickZero
    @BrickZero 5 месяцев назад +10

    this gives me "Minecraft: All the Mods" vibes. tons of new mobs and goofy weapons and armor. hope this goes on on for a while.

  • @jamesboone3678
    @jamesboone3678 5 месяцев назад +13

    This mod is so perfect for Glocks New Jersey personality.

  • @skyg5169
    @skyg5169 5 месяцев назад +5

    "Poletician" as the stripper was a good one:)

  • @flatline3131
    @flatline3131 5 месяцев назад +8

    14:05 I swear be better crack a "day one and my bone already has a burning shaft" Joke Haha

  • @boxytunic4143
    @boxytunic4143 5 месяцев назад +2

    Rizzo did a good job with this mod. I've watched Khaine play the hell out of this. You're going to have a blast with this!!! Just a heads up also if you are in like a city and go to a POI zombies will show up. So make sure when you enter the POI you watch your 6. Its like once you enter the zombies zero in on your location. Also youre dking right to be cautious of the birds. Some of them are tough!!! Also theres random stuff like lego blocks laying around. If you step on it you will stub your toe. Also at the traders theres a bulletin board with random jobs. If you do then you can get tickets. Which you turn in at one of the machines and you can get literally just about anything from weapons to vehicles etc. Scrapping i think books or Schematics will give you tickets as well. Having stink will cause the zoms to notice you easier. I could go on and on lol. Ive watched Khaine plsy this for a long time.

  • @redstonedad6434
    @redstonedad6434 5 месяцев назад +16

    So glad you're finally trying joke mod. If you're playing on the jokezane map it's just Navasgane with the JM POIs added to the map. So the burnt biome is a thing. Remember to scrap your schematics for tickets that you can use at the ticket machine to get schematics you want.

  • @dizzyd7072
    @dizzyd7072 5 месяцев назад +2

    I am so glad you finally played this. I was one of the ones to suggest this and knew you would find plenty of context with puns and such. Keep em comin Glock! Love ur work!

  • @hurrican454
    @hurrican454 5 месяцев назад +5

    I think the smart pill is just a straight 2000 xp. You can also search the cardboard boxes

  • @jeffrobagman2834
    @jeffrobagman2834 5 месяцев назад +4

    Duck?? Duck?? GOOSE!!!
    I think I suggested this mod a few years back. You're gonna love it, or at least be very amused by it.
    Hopefully, you find the sandcrawler!!
    Good call on the kitties. You have the proper attitude for this mod.
    If I don't want girls finding my lil' bone cute, then why super glue googly eyes to the tip?

  • @toddwerling1925
    @toddwerling1925 5 месяцев назад +2

    Glock....please make a long series of this one. Love your videos and I Love this mod!! Match made in heaven. Keep up the good work!

  • @WhiteHeartBlanc
    @WhiteHeartBlanc 5 месяцев назад +4

    there is also mod perks if you didnt noticed yet, its the last one
    edit: xp pills are just raw xp so you can use them whenever, some candies are pretty funny, dance one specially 🤣

  • @redstonedad6434
    @redstonedad6434 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tip you can search almost everything as well as pick up everything. So you can search brown boxes and stuff like glass bottles as well. Also only the frost lumberjack spits snowballs and explode

  • @mothbott9461
    @mothbott9461 5 месяцев назад +1

    something I love about this mod is that some of the ideas are great for like, base game. Like how the riot zombies do take less bullet/arrow damage.

  • @gingahbeef2604
    @gingahbeef2604 5 месяцев назад +3

    15:24 Guys! Guys guys guys! "Pole"tician! Get it!? I'm surprised Glock didn't notice it right away, he was reading everyone else's names. 😆

  • @TheGabrieldonato
    @TheGabrieldonato 5 месяцев назад +2

    Probably going to be the funniest 7 days to die series 🤣🙌🏽

  • @moxiequz
    @moxiequz 5 месяцев назад +1

    Great to see you playing this. This is one of my absolute favorite mods!

  • @Highwind6001
    @Highwind6001 5 месяцев назад +4

    When he does actually find a "cooking pot" he's gonna be so confused lol

  • @meeksywampus
    @meeksywampus 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh hell yeah. This is gonna be a fun series. Glock and Joke Mod.

  • @Granniepower201
    @Granniepower201 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bout time!!!! Love watching your videos. Very happy to see you having fun!❤❤❤

  • @karen7691
    @karen7691 5 месяцев назад +1

    You can make a saddle and ride a snail. You'll have great fun in this mod. You could save the candies for horde night thank you Glock xx

  • @Tabby_Angela
    @Tabby_Angela 5 месяцев назад +2

    I've been waiting so long for you to play this mod!! Let the hilarity commence!
    Don't sell books & schematics. Scrap them for a special item.

  • @peajaythegr8plays
    @peajaythegr8plays 5 месяцев назад +1

    Always a hilarious video from Glock9! I've heard of this mod but never had the desire to play it until now. I agree this is right up your alley, Glock! Keep playing until 1.0 no matter how many times you die (which isn't often for a pro like you!) 🙂👍

  • @lojack85
    @lojack85 5 месяцев назад +2

    Glad you are finally trying this mod out - I had a blast with it!

  • @PicturesqueMadness
    @PicturesqueMadness 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ahhh a huge rainstorm, fresh coffee, a day off, and Glock is playing the joke mod!!!! This is the best Monday I've had in a while! ❤

  • @Mr_Mac_Daddy_MD
    @Mr_Mac_Daddy_MD 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is great. I got just as many laughs looking at the names of the zombies as I did listening to Glock.

  • @UneeGaming
    @UneeGaming 5 месяцев назад +2

    "No ones scared of a little boner" The amount of one liners in this video are all so damn good. Great video

  • @AidThePaid28
    @AidThePaid28 5 месяцев назад +1

    I have never seen this mod before and I love it! Can't wait to see all the chaos that comes with it

  • @scottycameron1745
    @scottycameron1745 5 месяцев назад +2

    Muff Diver, that was hysterical right off the bat.

  • @jamesnixon1875
    @jamesnixon1875 5 месяцев назад +1

    So happy to see you playing this mod. It's awesome. Watched Capp play. Alot of crazy things to come.

  • @MainEventHeel
    @MainEventHeel 5 месяцев назад +10

    And here we go!

  • @hoosierbilly7480
    @hoosierbilly7480 5 месяцев назад +2

    Ive never laughed so hard. My stomach hurts lol. This mod and Glock's sense of humor is perfect together. 😂

  • @Impulse725
    @Impulse725 5 месяцев назад

    Joke mod is one of my favorites, glad to see you’re enjoying it. The developers have consistently been expanding it since it came out too.

  • @mattihp
    @mattihp 5 месяцев назад +1

    8:50 watch out for that POI, a calm systematic and organized guy lives there

  • @ShaneGraham057
    @ShaneGraham057 5 месяцев назад +3

    ABOUT FRIGGIN TIME MAN!!!
    One of my faves!

  • @hexiusblaze2804
    @hexiusblaze2804 5 месяцев назад +2

    Been watching you for years it's awesome to see you playing Rizzo's mod. He's such a good dude and put alot of work into it.

  • @jamesbrassfield8409
    @jamesbrassfield8409 5 месяцев назад +10

    This is going to be great glock with the joke mode.

  • @MiddleAgeMalcontent75
    @MiddleAgeMalcontent75 5 месяцев назад +3

    YES! I've been waiting for this series since I found out about the mod! Let's go!

  • @kevinhicks5088
    @kevinhicks5088 5 месяцев назад +3

    Dude hell yeah been waiting for this one. Lunch can't here fast enough

  • @SilverInAWorldOfGrey
    @SilverInAWorldOfGrey 5 месяцев назад +3

    I definitely suggested this one 🤣 I'm so excited you're finally playing it!! 🤣 I'm only a few mins in so far and I already know this is gonna be a fun ride 🙌🏽🙌🏽🫂💜

  • @Averno667
    @Averno667 5 месяцев назад +2

    I have waited for this forever. Joke mod is made for Glock !!!

  • @raistarclh
    @raistarclh 5 месяцев назад +1

    Glock finally playing JM! This should definitely help ease the pain of the inevitable delayed release of 1.0.

  • @killerbear923
    @killerbear923 5 месяцев назад +2

    This gonna be the best series yet

  • @PurpleD423
    @PurpleD423 5 месяцев назад

    Ooh so much fun! So happy to see you checking this mod out, always thought you would appreciate it! hehe
    Also, I noticed while you were looting your house that it looks like you can search those cardboard box piles in this mod... There was a search text popup as you looked at them. :D

  • @f900rr
    @f900rr 5 месяцев назад +6

    🤣🤣 all your childhood one liners are coming out..

  • @BackSlush
    @BackSlush 5 месяцев назад

    Your commentary is golden. As a Spaniard, I enjoy every minute of your content. Thank you, Glock, as always.

  • @MelCharman
    @MelCharman 5 месяцев назад +3

    You're not supposed to thank them. You're supposed to yell at Rizzo to fix it. 8) Or at least that's what Khaine does.

  • @sintramdragonis4794
    @sintramdragonis4794 5 месяцев назад +2

    Glock and joke mod is a perfect fit

  • @tansiwolf8281
    @tansiwolf8281 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is my all time favorite mod, it is absolutely rediculous, that's what I love about it, it does however get more challenging lol

  • @Sunshineso-85
    @Sunshineso-85 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh I'm so happy you finally started playing this mod

  • @copperkidultra5005
    @copperkidultra5005 5 месяцев назад +2

    *G9: I’m super stoked to see you play this!! It’s crazy af and fricken hilarious! I cannot wait for the next episode lolololol!! 😂😂😂!*

  • @evastarlight2908
    @evastarlight2908 5 месяцев назад +1

    If ever there was a mod I didn't know I needed Glock to play, this is it. A fun way to spend the way to 1.0!

  • @LukeIRAL
    @LukeIRAL 5 месяцев назад +2

    I’m watching his ark. Watched all the island too. You’re the
    goat!! I atching fjordur now

  • @wolfnhogs
    @wolfnhogs 5 месяцев назад +1

    So looking forward to more with this mod. Loving this

  • @dengsuevang1035
    @dengsuevang1035 5 месяцев назад +2

    Hey hey glock! I'm excited for this mod you're trying out. I just had a tip for you. The cooking pot and crucible are actually switched in this mod. You need the crucible to cook, and the cooking pot to make steel

    • @zackpedersen2666
      @zackpedersen2666 5 месяцев назад +1

      It’s not like that in the Turd One. Was it switched again?

    • @drywaller420
      @drywaller420 5 месяцев назад

      Spoilers are out of control in this comment section

  • @nataliekramer9092
    @nataliekramer9092 5 месяцев назад +2

    This game mod is so you. Finally glad your playing it

  • @MistahBryan
    @MistahBryan 5 месяцев назад +1

    17:33, Smart Pill is an XP Boost, doesn't have a duration, it just GIVES 2,000 XP.
    No need to save it.

  • @patthompson1761
    @patthompson1761 5 месяцев назад +5

    Silly Glock. You know damn well you are supposed to begin with Finger Banging the Muff before diving right into giving it the Bone

    • @-WolfMan-
      @-WolfMan- 5 месяцев назад +1

      YEP!
      All part of the JOKE!

  • @yarndragon1380
    @yarndragon1380 5 месяцев назад +2

    Seriously, Glock wasn't willing to beat into the Beaver Box because it would take too long. Kinda telling isn't it ladies? Wink Wink

  • @daverocks295
    @daverocks295 5 месяцев назад +1

    The only part of this mod I didn't like was how every food has a a chance to give you dysentery. The ever present poop joke. Can't wait for the next episode!

    • @zackpedersen2666
      @zackpedersen2666 5 месяцев назад +1

      If you focus on points in Iron Gut, it really mitigates the risks.

  • @jessecunningham9924
    @jessecunningham9924 5 месяцев назад +2

    Yaaaasss! Joke Mod is my favorite mod!

  • @drywaller420
    @drywaller420 5 месяцев назад +1

    As I said, I didn't care for this mod at all but I knew with your sense of humor it would be great. Thanks for the laughs and can't wait for the next episode.

  • @SoloK_1
    @SoloK_1 5 месяцев назад +1

    Would recommend progressing the main quest. Has a lot more too it in this mod.

  • @Moalex1981
    @Moalex1981 5 месяцев назад +2

    It’s a really fun Mod and I couldn’t stop laughing with the pew pew gun… That’s so funny… Love it 🙏🏼

  • @famijher
    @famijher 5 месяцев назад +1

    In the Joke Mod, you can loot almost all cardboard boxes. Because you didn't notice it.

  • @uncledarthy3783
    @uncledarthy3783 5 месяцев назад +4

    Muff was a diver, hence the name muff diver

  • @MrHikagemono
    @MrHikagemono 5 месяцев назад

    The Zombie-Diver named "Muff" made my day, i was not prepared for a muff diver right off the bat.

  • @Boowah-
    @Boowah- 5 месяцев назад +6

    You gotta say no diddy Glock

  • @IcarusSaint
    @IcarusSaint 5 месяцев назад

    you finding the "plug" was the highlight, i hope we get a full series of this.

  • @brandonguillory242
    @brandonguillory242 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is going to be a great series

  • @Pine_Soul
    @Pine_Soul 5 месяцев назад +1

    He's boning everything, even the chickens. Disgusting. Can't wait for part 2!

  • @scottjensen3811
    @scottjensen3811 5 месяцев назад +1

    Lol the gimp and zed got killed at same time!! Priceless! Zeds dead baby… Zeds dead.

  • @moosedawg71
    @moosedawg71 5 месяцев назад

    It's about time!! Glad you're finally playing this mod; it is SO up your alley! However, I'm not sure you understood the significance of the name of your first zombie...he was wearing a wetsuit, with snorkel and flippers...you know, a diver. If you did, I'm surprised you didn't reference it, lol!

  • @PamIAmChronicles
    @PamIAmChronicles 5 месяцев назад +1

    I thoroughly enjoyed this!!!

  • @WhiteHeartBlanc
    @WhiteHeartBlanc 5 месяцев назад +1

    finally !
    you need to check out the other bigger overhauls too

  • @Highwind6001
    @Highwind6001 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh now this is something i didn't expect to see here. Looking forward to it lol

  • @brettturner4811
    @brettturner4811 5 месяцев назад +5

    Hey glock I would love to see you try district zero again! ❤

  • @frostaxel7205
    @frostaxel7205 5 месяцев назад +1

    Let's go, Can't wait for this series Glock!!!

  • @python4233
    @python4233 5 месяцев назад

    It's a wonderful day in the apocalypse, and you see a horrible goose *honk*

  • @RRG269
    @RRG269 5 месяцев назад +1

    ive been waiting forever to see you play this mod...thank you very much...i love to laugh