I had a Karen come into my clinic and demanded free flea/tick meds because she was the owners Sister. I don't have a Sister. I stepped out of my office, and explained the situation well she wasn't listening. She kept screaming that she was going to get me fired for being rude to her. I finally had enough and told her to get the hell out of "MY CLINIC!", or I was going to have her arrested for trespassing. She left while everyone was laughing at her.
@@badandy102 She didn't feel embarrassed at all Karen syndrome is amazingly amusing to watch simply for the reason that you *know it's likely gonna happen again sometime in the future 😂 Karens have no shame and they aren't afraid of anything up to and including making a damn fool of themselves to try to get their way knowing it's not going to happen lol
Same thing happened at our family’s Tire Shop, this dumbass kept saying she was my sister right in front of our family vacation pictures on the wall lol
First story was sad. Sounds like the old guy was suffering with some kind of dementia, which can in some cases lead to angry outbursts when their "reality" doesn't match the actual world. Hell of a way to leave this world.
True. My grandfather had Alzheimer’s disease. In his case he died of other health problems before he completely forgot who we were, but the fits he’d have when the outside world didn’t line up with his inside world were really difficult to witness. Before that, he was a sharp, hard working dude with a funny way of telling a story. Watching him become a man who wore two hats because he didn’t remember that he already had one on remains one of the worst things I’ve seen in my life. I truly wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.
My wedding was a disaster. First of all, days before the event her dad came down with pneumonia and was hospitalized. Well, the ceremony was being held 100 miles away, everything was already paid for, and we both had family coming in from out of state, so we couldn't change plans. He understood. The venue was locked when we and our guests arrived. The pastor showed up two hours late and reminded us that he had warned us he "might be a little late" because it was Easter Sunday. OK, he got there, my wife got into her dress, everyone sat down and her uncle walked her up the aisle. The ceremony proceeded smoothly. Then we set out refreshments on a table in the back for our guests and the pastor and his wife (the organist) got this horrified look on their faces. "What do you think you're doing?" they screamed. We told them this was the reception. Just some cake and a few plates of hor d'oeuvres and some simple beverages. They were aghast that we would do such a thing. "No one ever does that!" they screamed again. I walked up to the guy, put my face right into his and in my best tough-guy voice (I was in the Army at the time and could make myself very intimidating) told him that's what we're doing and what did he plan to do about it. Our party lasted about two hours, everyone was well-behaved (it was very small, only like 20 people and no small children), and afterward we cleaned up after ourselves so you would never even know we were there. Did such a horrible day ruin our marriage? Nope - that was 35 years ago and we are still together. Putting too much emphasis on the wedding itself is silly. It's just one day out of (potentially) a lifetime together.
Something always goes wrong at a wedding. You really see what people are like then. I had two weddings, same guy, same year. When he got out of Boot Camp, before he reported to his school (Navy nuke), we eloped to the county judge who helped us through the ceremony and license and stuff. Then we threw a wedding on this adorable little church on his base. The Navy pastor thought the whole idea, getting married legally, but having a less stressful wedding for both families and friends, with the religious trappings, was fantastic. And, 30 years later, it still works. You're right. It's just one day. Technically, it's a party you throw for yourselves to tell everyone you found someone you hope to spend the rest of your life with.
My parent's wedding was organized by the family and it was in the garage of one of my aunts. Most of the money basically went into the honey moon and the savings jar for a new house as my mother herself made the veil and the flower decorations, while also getting a nice plain dress a lot cheaper than the usual extravagant wedding dresses that are sold these days. They've been married for 21 years now.
@Ami Thomas Your dad sounds like a guy I could party with. Nice guy! Even though your wedding story is awful, at least you have a great story to tell 16 years later. Everytime something really terrible happens to me (sadly more times than I would wish on anyone) I think to myself, "Well, maybe my kids can learn from this." Oh, and I didn't mention that moments before the wedding ceremony, my mother-in-law pulled my wife and I into a closet and told us, "It's not too late to call this off." She didn't believe we were meant to be together, like you mother. I didn't have any choice about talking to her. She moved in with us and stayed for 25 years before she passed on. (Also, she left $200,000 to a charity. She never liked us much.)
@Cindy Cyanide Nothing wrong with that! Not everyone needs a religious ceremony. I am an atheist, but I got married in a chapel to make my wife and parents happy. I didn't care.
Man... if I had the chance to have my wedding, it's honestly going to be small, and no white for me. I'm too.. ironically enough, white for white to look good on me. That, and food has a habit of migrating to my boobs.
I used to be a money lender. If the person started acting 'entitled' during the application process, they didn't get the loan. All I had to do was find a reason to turn them down, and believe me, there are many more reasons not to make a loan then there are to make one. Lesson, if a person starts acting entitled before a contract (loan, marriage, or any contract) is even signed, drop out now. You will regret it in the future if you don't.
Not going to lie I actually have had a relationship end over the wedding. It was for the best. He wanted to do what his mom wanted, a big traditional church wedding with all the bells and whistles. I had 3 problems with it. 1) I'm not religious and getting married like that not only made me uncomfortable, but feel disrespectful to religious people. 2) I don't have any family. No relatives at all. I was a foster child and I recognized that they were not people I wanted in my life. So the thought of being surround by people I didn't know on my big day made me think about how upsetting it was to be without a family. 3) we had no income yet. We had just graduated high school. I knew it would be extremely hard to go into debt right as we entered adulthood. In the end he accused me of not loving him. I'm glad I didn't marry him. Because now I've met someone I can talk things out with respectively and we compromise for each other.
Heheh, relationships should be between two people who truly know what is best. They should be able to talk and communicate about things and issues, they should be someone you know you can trust. And you know what, I'm glad you found someone like that. It's probably going a lot better than the first! ^U^
My favorite "I'm related to the owner" story was when the customer claimed to be the owners youngest son ... To the clerk who *was* the owners youngest son?
Things guys need to consider if they want to get married : 1 ) It doesn't matter how grand it is, it must be something affordable 2 ) Don't take any loans. Save money instead. 3 ) Make sure that there's still a bit of savings after the ceremony and honeymoon. In my country, there's a lot of cases of debt after marriage just because they want something grand but couldn't afford it.
I agree with you. We had a small wedding and it was great. Someone I know went into debt to pay for her 3 children's weddings. Now she feelsl like suing them for the money as all 3 are divorced.
@@HH-ru4bj yep ypud be surprised how many people marry someone then just up and disappear and leave their newly wed sucker with all their debt fortunately some companies are starting to catch on and will let the victims off the hook if they can prove they didnt participate in making the debt, which is fairly easy as all the debt would be before the marriage and hopefully nothing under the victim's name
@@mrroboshadow Its fucked up when love is monetize to the point that the groom or bride to be does this. I wish everyone stands up against the shit heads like the groom from the last story. If people really love each other, they shouldn't be acting like this.
We me and my husband got married we agreed to make sure we could afford it we paid for the marriage license and was able to pay for a judge to do the ceremony and my dress only cost 15 dollars the whole wedding and reception was only 300 dollars in total and I still wouldn't have it any other way
And that, boys and girls, is why you don’t give an ultimatum unless you can accept the consequences of either outcome. The man dodged a bullet in my opinion, Hell, a whole firing squad’s worth!
Bro my uncle had everything written on my aunts name so he is doomed and needs to be together with her for his entire life.... He did hella fine. 10/10 dont duck with introverts they think stuff through
It was Harry Selfridge, and the complete sentence was, "In matters of taste, the customer is always right." In other words, if the customer wants to buy plaid pants to wear with a polka-dot shirt, make the sale. It NEVER was meant to allow customers to do anything they want or get everything they ask for. Unfortunately, a lot of people today think it's some kind of law and they make ridiculous demands.
@@hodgeelmwood8677 I'm glad someone else knows the full sentence, I worked in a shop that did interior design and that quote was on the wall in our office and break room.
I’ve worked in retail, food service and at a golf course. Did I ever abide by that crazy ass unwritten rule??? HELL FUCKIN NO 🤪🤪 I worked at HOLLISTER at my local mall for a bit. They told me that if I saw someone blatantly steal something (taking a shirt &stuff it in their purse 4 example), that I was to politely walk up to the person and kindly say “hi there, can I interest you in a pair of jeans to go with the shirt you just picked out?”. I looked the assistant manager in the eye and said “um no. Not doin that. If I see that happen, I’m grabbin the person with a death grip on their arm snatch the purse and locking them in the broom closet. And if they try to run out the store? I’m gonna tackle them. I’m not doin that pansy ass bullshit”
Really bugs me when people refer to a wedding as the bride’s big day while ignoring there’s a groom involved (if not an LGBTQ wedding). There’s two people getting married, not just one. One of them throwing a tirade to get every single decision is not a good sign of things to come.
@@supposedly1-2 you think your grandma is a Karen, my father's mother (I refuse to call her anything now and you'll know why later) is a Karen named Karen. My brother passed away from covid December 2020 and she told my mom to "shut the fuck up hes dead, my son is still in the hospital so shut up" (my dad was recovering from covid too and hes home now acting like a Ken 🤦♀️) then at my brother's funeral, asks the director "is my mother in law's ashes ready" like seriousely have respect for the "grandson" who she belittled and shamed for being fat for years who is in a coffin in the next room. Needless to say she is blocked from my phone and my mother and I refuse to talk to her now. My dad unfortunately takes her side more than ours and mom is looking into divorce.
Person: *walks in* Person: “I’m the son of the owner” Owner: “son?” Person: “dad I missed you” Owner: “me to I got milk but I forgot the address” Person: “I’ve been looking for you for the past 15 years” Owner: “how did you find me though” Person: “I’ve hired investigators and took a blood test” Owner: “come here son” Person and owner: *hugs*
Nah, most of the time, they're people who are very insecure, so when proven wrong, they go in denial on instinct, it is shame and embarrassment, and it's quite sad some people are doomed to always feel like that
Father Time probably had dementia. My late dad used to do a lot of crazy things until he became immobile. Before my mom retired from retail, he would go around the store screaming for her if she was not out exactly at the end of her shift. She always told him to come at least 10 minutes later, but he wouldn't. He would also do that when she was grocery shopping. He would get upset if he couldn't see her all the time. Even if he went home while she shopped, he would get upset to be alone for an hour. He just thought if he decided something, he could do it, even if it was parking at a stop sign. He would tail gate because he thought drivers were going too slow through town. He couldn't help it. We were glad when his driver's license was invalidated by his doctor.
My stepdad did something similar. He and my mom were grocery shopping and she told him that she had to go to the bathroom and two minutes later he was panicking about how his wife disappeared on him.
The poor guy in the last story did the right thing. He stood up to her and saw her true colors come out in full fashion. Glad he never put her name on anything. She was missing a whole bunch of screws... lol!!! Glad he's doing alright.
She was missing a whole bunch of screws...hmmmm, I guess it was a years production of the whole american screw industry! Guess you call that "she screwed it up"!
The wedding is indeed a special day, and should reflect the relationship as a whole. If you have to do something extravagant in order to 'prove' how special the day is, rather than simply knowing it's special because this is the person you're spending the rest of your life with, then it's time to reevaluate your relationship and life.
I've never had to deal with entitled people or karens. Thankfully I have a 35 kilo support dog who is wonderful at making people stay the f**k away from me. I have a very short fuse so I'm sure that Lulu has kept me from being arrested multiple times. Bless her.
@@anondecepticon Same here. My favorite is when a karen said she was the owner's mother to a teen, who's dad owned the place, and when the teen yelled to the kitchen that her grandma was there the dad stuck his head out of the kitchen and said "I hope not, she's been dead for a few years"
When someone throws a tantrum that would make a 3 yr old tantrum seem like they were just crying a little that’s when you know to nope out of there faster than the speed of light
Yeah, been there done that, Very sad. I truly loved them but, there became an insistence on "we're selling the house and moving." Which upon looking reward immediately was a type of consistent behavior that I had simply closed my eyes too as it had worsened. And that was the end. I had remained obvert up to that point. I realized then that I had been fooling myself. Their child didn't really respect nor like me either so... It's actually pretty hard to realize one has been pretending that the largest and most glaring issues can be "fixed" or "ignored" for the sake of love. When in reality the most loving thing that can be done is to let them go.
1st story: I've always gave respect to retail workers for reasons such as this story 2nd story: I'm too sarcastic & have no filter either so that would have been a fun day for me 3rd story: That dude dodged a dynamite! Ugh I hate whiny people!
Worked at a grocery store once. This guy comes up I could see he had been talking himself all up about something. So he comes up and told me that some item he bought here yesterday, was bad. I said: I apologize, would you like a new item or would you like your money back?" You could literally see all the air go out of him. He had worked himself up and preparing himself to fight for this, and got very confused when he didn't have too. Funniest face I ever seen. Of course we have our idiots costumer to. Like a guy that wanted to take out 3000 NOK(around 300 dollars). I said we changed our system 3 weeks ago and he would now how to do this via out new bank system. Unfortunately his bank wasn't in our system, so I couldn't get him the money. I offered to take out 1000 for him, that I could still do on the old system. After complaining a lot he said he woudl take the 1000 and I started ringing up his goods. He then accused me of slamming his wares on the counter because I was mad about him not getting his money out, and he would call my manger if he said me doing it again. I had NO idea what he was talking about. Why would I be upset because HE couldn't get his money. A fully male version of Karen.
@@Unni_Havas oh! I had no idea that U were supposed to be upset about him not getting his own money. What kind of brutal world do we live in? For shame! For shame!
I know. How did her parents allow her to grow up to become such a spoiled, self-entitled control freak, especially when she throws a temper tantrum over even one thing not going her way? Anyone like that doesn't deserve to get married. EVER!!!!
I got second hand embarrassment when they said that she literally threw herself to the ground screaming because he wouldn't wear a suit. A grown woman having a tantrum like a toddler over a suit.
I know right, imagine freaking out over just one penny. I mean nobody gives a care about em so why not give the old man 2 Penny's! And a free candy bar
The first story with Father Time doesn't really come across as an entitled person to me. If you're elderly and find your way to Kmart then you're probably someone trying to stretch your buck as far as it can. His pension might not go very far, hence the coupon. Also, some elderly folks like to have keepsakes from the past. He may have had some old magazines or newspapers and got the coupon from them thinking they're recent. And as some people have mentioned in the comments he may have already started to have dementia as can be seen by the sudden mood change and aggression. Had I been in the same situation, I would have just given him the candy bar and paid out of my own pocket and even handed him the penny. A dollar isn't going to make or break you, but showing some compassion would go a long way. I work in a restaurant and I've done this a few times. There was a time when an elderly lady walked in to order some take out. Her husband died a few years back and her grown children were all living far away so she was alone. She didn't feel like cooking so she was going to get something she could eat for dinner and for lunch the next day. Her children don't really support her. They send her some money on holidays or her birthday, otherwise she makes do with her monthly social security check. Anyhoo, her takeout is cooked and she's ready to settle her bill. Turns out she's about $3 short. She's mortified and was worrying about what to do. I tell her I forgot that we had a special promotion and her food is actually discounted $3 (even though it's not) I hand her the food and tell her to enjoy her meal. I covered the difference.
I applaud you on that. I used to work at a Taco bell and had done the same for some elderly and homeless. (Btw, i knew the guy was homeless because i see him under the same bridge every day, and tried to help in other ways, including taking him to a doctors appointment one time)
I bet if that old man walked away with a candy bar and a penny he'd start whistling a tune and put a little strut in that cane walk... Well it's a fun thought anyways. No smashed counters or traumatized employees at least.
@@imlisenbaozukum1613 No, if he was looking forva handout he wouldn't have been trying to pay in the first place. Sometimes you just have to show some compassion and a little generosity. You'll get old too someday.
Little old people can surprise you. Had a friend who had just started working in a nursing home. Went into one patient's room and called to him as she entered his room. No response. Walked up to his bed, saying his name, with no response. She figured that perhaps he was deaf or asleep. She shook his shoulder. He rolled over and clocked her in the jaw. That was that for her for that day.
One day, I want to hear a story of someone using “I’m the owner’s daughter” and OP is the owner. Would love to see OP just roll with acting as if the Karen is some lost baby of theirs XD
I thought you meant Destiny 2's PVP modes given first week of the new major DLC; it is a glorious mess worthy of being temporarily disabled so they can fix it...
That last story is such a huge contrast to my sister and her fiancé. She wants him to be just as happy with every detail of the wedding as she will be, and brings all of them up to him so he can either agree or they can make a compromise. It's so cute. And sometimes annoying because they couldn't decide on the tables and chairs arrangement for the reception lmao
The last story left me with a huge smile on my face, that was exactly how I would've reacted. Laughing hysterically in her face as she spewed out her non-sense XDXDXDXD
I have recently been listening to quite a few of the Karen stories. I must say that I really injoy your story telling. Telling the stories with those robotic voices without any intonation takes away from parts of the story that should be emphasised. So thank you for taking the time to read these yourself and letting us feel what people are writing.
Can you do us a favor my beautiful friend and also include the story title before each story you read? When you have them all at the start, but not before the actual story I forget what the story was going to be about. If you can't no biggie, still love you anyways!
OP didn't dodge a bullet, he dodged a Tomahawk missile! lol A wedding is just a moment in time. It's only a day. Yes it's great to have wonderful memories, but in the end, it's the marriage that really counts.
Honestly that last one with the bride to be, hearing her throwing herself screaming and such made me think of the story of Rumpelstiltskin, how they figured out his name, and he threw himself off a cliff. True, there was no cliff, but the idea still seems right around there over all lol 🤣
I love hearing stories about entitled people and "karens" getting called out, owned, put in their place, etc. But at the same time, a lot of these people purposefully try to get others fired or even arrested and I get sad thinking about the karens who do end up getting their way or get innocent people fired or arrested.
It’s weird when people try to claim they are family to or know the owner. Like, I don’t know one business owner that wants someone they know coming in and acting an ass. 🤷🏽♀️
Oh my that third story. I know what OP went through. Sort of. Just the other day I called a Karen out on her bs. Apparently her son is a manager. So I asked her what his name was. She couldn't answer. And she said that I was gonna get fired over it. Guess who still has a job. All over the fact she wanted me to clean the belt and I asked her to stop putting her items on it so I could clean it. Some people. Smh
These people are so powerless in their own lives that they go to places where they can actively abuse people who can't fight back in order to feel any sense of control at all. When you know that, they start to resemble the incredibly pathetic individuals they really are.
The last story about OP throwing a tantrum about fiance not wearing a particular suit is ridiculous. My husband wanted to where all black like Johnny Cash but also wanted tails to his jacket. I wasn't pleased with the tail choice but... It was HIS choice. He could wear a clown suit for all I care. If I chose to say Yes and marry him, I choose everything about who he is. Period. That lady was raised wrong and still has to grow up, if she ever will.
Oh darling, I love you too! I want our wedding to be in New Zealand at a middle earth themed house and we will look exactly like Aragorn and Arwen! You have to wear the same Crown and my dress will be in silk and embroidered with real pearls and diamonds by a real Elf! If you can't fix this you really don't love me! Loser!
My wife had a similar experience when she was 17. A lady changed price tags on a lamp from 15 dollars to 99 cents. When she couldn't give it to her she threw it at her. She was a mess after that. Some people have no class.
The last story, OP did dodge a bullet if she was willing to go bat s@it crazy over a suit and throw herself on the ground and throw a tantrum and tell OP to leave his own home he owns(not hers) she is a complete looney tune. I feel sorry for whoever does marry her.
That story with the air cooler sounds like that urban legend about the patients dying at night in a hospital because the cleaner kept unplugging the machines to vacuum the floor.
OMG!! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 If I was standing behind "Father Time" I would have PAID for his Candy Bar after regaining my breath from witnessing that GLORIOUS Meeting of Realities 🤣🤣🤣
The first story was new to me and pretty good. I hope everything was caught on video and that the OP found plenty of new friends at that job. Story #2 is an "Old Classic" in that I recognized it immediately because every other Reddit-repeating channel I've watched has already presented it. Unfortunately, this repeat took up about 50% of the video. Story #3 strikes me as being more a creative writing challenge (gaining at most a C+ in English class) than real experience.
When it comes to romantic relationships, give someone a pass once. The next time tell them that you don't like what they're doing and ask them to politely stop. If it keeps happening after that, simply walk away no questions asked. This goes for women and men. BTW I've met a lot of men who take too much shit because they thinks that's what a man does for the woman he loves. Nope. This goes for women too.
I worked at Walmart ages ago, probably like 25 yrs ago or so. I was moved around the store to all depts. The ONLY situation I can remember (besides waking up on the floor after having a seizure! Anywho, I was in the Express lane. This woman got in my line pushing AND pulling a cart BOTH FILLED TO THE POINT OF OVERFLOWING! My customers were looking at me like "are you serious?!" So I told her she would have to leave my line and go to a regular line NOT THE EXPRESS LANE!! I was SO STRESSED from arguing with her, this is when I had a seizure and lost my job all w/in 15 mins time! I even had my "regulars" bc they liked me and how I bagged items! Weird flex I know. It's really shitty that 1 bad apple can ruin the day full of people who usually brought joy to you! Take care everyone who made it this far! ❤️
Poor guy at the end. Weddings can be beautiful, the way you imagine them, and inexpensive. Planning one right now. I can't handle the thought of paying thousands for a damn ring to begin with (still picking out my engagement ring but I HATE diamonds and love cubic zirconia...I won't let him spend more than $50 on a ring). So many women believe the amount a man spends on a ring determines how much the man loves them. F*** that! The determining factor is the proposal itself! Flowers? Who needs a ton of flowers and especially roses? We will only have fake flower bouquets and boutonnieres (my 1st wedding were real and damn near impossible to have saved them). Only real flowers will be the petals for the flower girls (and dudes). No rented tuxes. Dress pants, shoes, button ups, ties, and a vest. They can be worn again and most guys already have them. Making most of the things myself. Etc etc. It can be done. And I HATE when people call it "the bride's day" cause that is such a common perspective, but I see it as the bride AND grooms day...like that dude in the story said. Good for him! He truly dodged a bullet with that psycho!
Two things on the story about the Kmart cashier. Firstly, I'm glad you survived your first day because that old man's behavior was so far out of bounds that it makes me think he needs to be under some sort of supervision. Secondly, well I understand you are writing for an internet story I'm trying to be descriptive to show the dichotomy between this old man's appearance and his behavior, your description of this old man sort of ticked me off as it sounded ridiculing and not just descriptive. A senior that old quite often doesn't have the mobility to stand around ironing everything they own. And if he wears White Sox, who cares? Sometimes White socks are recommended for certain foot conditions. Also, a lot of people buy items in bulk to save money so it's quite possible that he simply wears the same color socks all the time. If he's as old as you say, wearing suspenders and a belt with a bow tie is another issue of who cares? He's obviously not helpless if he can swing a chain around the way he did but, old or young, you cannot judge a person by what they are wearing. Some of the best stress people have the trashiest manners. Some people who are lucky to have shoes and a winter coat or the most gracious people you will ever meet. Okay well here's a third thing. If this man was so old and moved so slowly, then why did no one from the store follow him outside even if only to get his license plate number to follow up with the police?
I work retail. We are told not to confront or chase after customers that steal items. That is up to loss prevention to deal with. Plus the fact the old guy was swinging his cane around leads me to believe he cause enough damage that the focus was on the cashier to make sure she was safe for the most part. Her attention is on making sure she is better and not what loss prevention is doing.
lol This made me laugh. I think you are reading way too much into it. I was aware others wouldn’t gaf what he looked like as I admitted that it was only personally important to me that I describe him in as much detail as possible. He looked like every kindly elderly gentleman feeding birds at the park you ever saw. And if you saw the unnatural shade of dayglo white these socks were, you’d have mentioned them too. And he was the first bow-tie I had ever seen outside of Bill Nye. So :P But seriously, I used no words like “decrepit” “poor” “vile” ect to put any inflection on him that would paint him in a demeaning light. I simply described him in great detail. They told us not to stop them. Only security could physically stop a customer in the store. but once they left the store that is the police department’s territory.
Honestly the guy did dodge a bullet on the whole wedding because of how he was being treated. For reference; I dated a girl from high school a couple of times, tried to be the best man of God I could be in those times, but there was one thing about the relationship that I was not thinking through; 1 was the fact that she was either trying to cheat on me or was trying to repeatedly have sexual relations with me outside of marriage (the first time we got into a relationship was in 9th grade and that was when she was trying to cheat on me, the second time we dated I was 18 and just got out of High school and was not really able to financially support kids.) But with that information, I was not perfect when it came to rejection of sex texting. (Again not perfect.) But as the years went by she would occasionally try to get back with me and each time I refused because I was starting to actually realize how emotionally manipulative she really was on my heart. But several times later she was apparently hacked and I was actually just not wanting to be doing anything with her attempts and even though I knew the hacking was not technically her fault, I still felt the need to get the point across and messaged back "LEAVE ME ALONE!" and never got a response back from her since then. And even though I am single and am just waiting for the Lord's true wife, I feel it is better than being with her. 2nd red flag was that her mom and her dad were both not very good at coming across as accepting of who I was and just wanted to put words in my dad's mouth, I honestly never did respect them, nor did they ever respect me, and on my first date with them shapperoning us, we were in a theater and I was holding their daughters hand while touching her thigh with my pinky finger, (which apparently made her dad unhappy, which I somehow am still confused about but ok 👍 lol 😆) but as the dad went to go cool off, the mother made us both kiss on the lips, and now that I look back on it, that was not a very good situation for me to be in, because 1. Even though we were out of High school, I felt that it would have been better to work up to the kissing phase instead of being forced by the mother, 2nd the father was already furious and most likely wanted nothing to do with me any further. But all this info to say for future generations; if you run into a girl who acts like my ex and has the same exact parents; GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP, IT IS NEVER WORTH IT COMPARED TO THE ACTUAL BUILDING OF A RELATIONSHIP.
I kinda feel bad for laughing when the old man said "GIVE.ME.MY.PENNY." like I feel bad for OP and all but like... this is so stupid I can't help but laugh at this
He had a point there. The wedding is a big day for the groom, too, but it seems a lot of brides believe it's only for them. By not giving in to her demands, and cancelling the engagement, I'm sure he saved a lot of money, because of the way she spent money on what she wanted, and I'm sure that would have continued into the marriage.
I had a Karen come into my clinic and demanded free flea/tick meds because she was the owners Sister. I don't have a Sister. I stepped out of my office, and explained the situation well she wasn't listening. She kept screaming that she was going to get me fired for being rude to her. I finally had enough and told her to get the hell out of "MY CLINIC!", or I was going to have her arrested for trespassing. She left while everyone was laughing at her.
I hope she heard everyone laughing and felt embarassed.
@@badandy102
She didn't feel embarrassed at all
Karen syndrome is amazingly amusing to watch simply for the reason that you *know it's likely gonna happen again sometime in the future 😂
Karens have no shame and they aren't afraid of anything up to and including making a damn fool of themselves to try to get their way knowing it's not going to happen lol
@@ofox716
Karen’s determination to get anything they want is crazy.
I honestly don’t know what’s worse, Young Spoiled Brats or an Adult Karen.
If you have security camera recording it, post it on social media or give it to authority. This is obviously scammer.
Same thing happened at our family’s Tire Shop, this dumbass kept saying she was my sister right in front of our family vacation pictures on the wall lol
Fun Fact: The last guy didn’t dodge a bullet, he dodged the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
He counted to 3 instead of 5
Good one Dragon!!
😂😂😂
No he doged a White rabbit
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
on the last story, he didn't dodge a bullet, he dodged a damn cannonball!
he dodged a nuclear missile
If a bride or groom shows a huge change for the worst in a wedding, call it off and leave. Dont let your lives be ruin forever by these shit heads.
I'm gonna go with he dodged a Death Star Laser.
He dodged a laser fired from a Divine Beast that was piloted by an Ultra Beast.
…A hail of red Bullet Bills?
First story was sad. Sounds like the old guy was suffering with some kind of dementia, which can in some cases lead to angry outbursts when their "reality" doesn't match the actual world. Hell of a way to leave this world.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
True. My grandfather had Alzheimer’s disease. In his case he died of other health problems before he completely forgot who we were, but the fits he’d have when the outside world didn’t line up with his inside world were really difficult to witness. Before that, he was a sharp, hard working dude with a funny way of telling a story. Watching him become a man who wore two hats because he didn’t remember that he already had one on remains one of the worst things I’ve seen in my life. I truly wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.
@@BruinPhD2009 trump ?
@@jyvben1520 Wow dude. Thats insensetive.
@@adamortiz5218- I think Jyv Ben was trying to substitute Trump for his fuzzy reality!
My wedding was a disaster. First of all, days before the event her dad came down with pneumonia and was hospitalized. Well, the ceremony was being held 100 miles away, everything was already paid for, and we both had family coming in from out of state, so we couldn't change plans. He understood. The venue was locked when we and our guests arrived. The pastor showed up two hours late and reminded us that he had warned us he "might be a little late" because it was Easter Sunday. OK, he got there, my wife got into her dress, everyone sat down and her uncle walked her up the aisle. The ceremony proceeded smoothly. Then we set out refreshments on a table in the back for our guests and the pastor and his wife (the organist) got this horrified look on their faces. "What do you think you're doing?" they screamed. We told them this was the reception. Just some cake and a few plates of hor d'oeuvres and some simple beverages. They were aghast that we would do such a thing. "No one ever does that!" they screamed again. I walked up to the guy, put my face right into his and in my best tough-guy voice (I was in the Army at the time and could make myself very intimidating) told him that's what we're doing and what did he plan to do about it. Our party lasted about two hours, everyone was well-behaved (it was very small, only like 20 people and no small children), and afterward we cleaned up after ourselves so you would never even know we were there. Did such a horrible day ruin our marriage? Nope - that was 35 years ago and we are still together. Putting too much emphasis on the wedding itself is silly. It's just one day out of (potentially) a lifetime together.
Something always goes wrong at a wedding. You really see what people are like then.
I had two weddings, same guy, same year. When he got out of Boot Camp, before he reported to his school (Navy nuke), we eloped to the county judge who helped us through the ceremony and license and stuff. Then we threw a wedding on this adorable little church on his base. The Navy pastor thought the whole idea, getting married legally, but having a less stressful wedding for both families and friends, with the religious trappings, was fantastic. And, 30 years later, it still works.
You're right. It's just one day. Technically, it's a party you throw for yourselves to tell everyone you found someone you hope to spend the rest of your life with.
My parent's wedding was organized by the family and it was in the garage of one of my aunts. Most of the money basically went into the honey moon and the savings jar for a new house as my mother herself made the veil and the flower decorations, while also getting a nice plain dress a lot cheaper than the usual extravagant wedding dresses that are sold these days. They've been married for 21 years now.
@Ami Thomas Your dad sounds like a guy I could party with. Nice guy! Even though your wedding story is awful, at least you have a great story to tell 16 years later. Everytime something really terrible happens to me (sadly more times than I would wish on anyone) I think to myself, "Well, maybe my kids can learn from this." Oh, and I didn't mention that moments before the wedding ceremony, my mother-in-law pulled my wife and I into a closet and told us, "It's not too late to call this off." She didn't believe we were meant to be together, like you mother. I didn't have any choice about talking to her. She moved in with us and stayed for 25 years before she passed on. (Also, she left $200,000 to a charity. She never liked us much.)
@Cindy Cyanide Nothing wrong with that! Not everyone needs a religious ceremony. I am an atheist, but I got married in a chapel to make my wife and parents happy. I didn't care.
Man... if I had the chance to have my wedding, it's honestly going to be small, and no white for me. I'm too.. ironically enough, white for white to look good on me. That, and food has a habit of migrating to my boobs.
I used to be a money lender. If the person started acting 'entitled' during the application process, they didn't get the loan. All I had to do was find a reason to turn them down, and believe me, there are many more reasons not to make a loan then there are to make one. Lesson, if a person starts acting entitled before a contract (loan, marriage, or any contract) is even signed, drop out now. You will regret it in the future if you don't.
the ole golden rule.... the guy with the gold, makes the rules!
Good advice
Not going to lie I actually have had a relationship end over the wedding. It was for the best. He wanted to do what his mom wanted, a big traditional church wedding with all the bells and whistles. I had 3 problems with it. 1) I'm not religious and getting married like that not only made me uncomfortable, but feel disrespectful to religious people.
2) I don't have any family. No relatives at all. I was a foster child and I recognized that they were not people I wanted in my life. So the thought of being surround by people I didn't know on my big day made me think about how upsetting it was to be without a family.
3) we had no income yet. We had just graduated high school. I knew it would be extremely hard to go into debt right as we entered adulthood.
In the end he accused me of not loving him. I'm glad I didn't marry him. Because now I've met someone I can talk things out with respectively and we compromise for each other.
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@@0anxietyx709 we playing I spy?ok I also spy a underrated comment
@@yanzhenyuanyuan4666 XD
The guy sounds like a dreaming child
Heheh, relationships should be between two people who truly know what is best. They should be able to talk and communicate about things and issues, they should be someone you know you can trust. And you know what, I'm glad you found someone like that. It's probably going a lot better than the first! ^U^
My favorite "I'm related to the owner" story was when the customer claimed to be the owners youngest son ... To the clerk who *was* the owners youngest son?
The owner's youngest son: "I didn't know I had a long lost twin."
Talk about awkward.
No, that would be the Karen who claimed to be the owners mom. A mother who died six years ago.
@@flamenmartialis6839 lmao the video your talking about is the first one on my recommended rn😂
Things guys need to consider if they want to get married :
1 ) It doesn't matter how grand it is, it must be something affordable
2 ) Don't take any loans. Save money instead.
3 ) Make sure that there's still a bit of savings after the ceremony and honeymoon.
In my country, there's a lot of cases of debt after marriage just because they want something grand but couldn't afford it.
I agree with you. We had a small wedding and it was great. Someone I know went into debt to pay for her 3 children's weddings. Now she feelsl like suing them for the money as all 3 are divorced.
...and make sure your fiance doesn't have a ton of debt, as it becomes your debt after marriage.
@@HH-ru4bj yep ypud be surprised how many people marry someone then just up and disappear and leave their newly wed sucker with all their debt
fortunately some companies are starting to catch on and will let the victims off the hook if they can prove they didnt participate in making the debt, which is fairly easy as all the debt would be before the marriage and hopefully nothing under the victim's name
@@mrroboshadow Its fucked up when love is monetize to the point that the groom or bride to be does this. I wish everyone stands up against the shit heads like the groom from the last story. If people really love each other, they shouldn't be acting like this.
We me and my husband got married we agreed to make sure we could afford it we paid for the marriage license and was able to pay for a judge to do the ceremony and my dress only cost 15 dollars the whole wedding and reception was only 300 dollars in total and I still wouldn't have it any other way
And that, boys and girls, is why you don’t give an ultimatum unless you can accept the consequences of either outcome. The man dodged a bullet in my opinion, Hell, a whole firing squad’s worth!
He dodged an whole fleet's barrage
Imagine having to coparent with that woman. Sheesh.
He dodge the snap of Thanos
More like he dodged a Tank shell
He Dodged a frickin' Hydrogen bomb!!
The last guys friends probably felt like Batman's villains when they heard him laugh.
Bro my uncle had everything written on my aunts name so he is doomed and needs to be together with her for his entire life....
He did hella fine.
10/10 dont duck with introverts they think stuff through
Please in
Lego general brevus spat on my phone
When is the laugh?
@@spyingpigeon69 16:34
Whoever invented “the customer is always right” seriously couldn’t be more wrong
It was Harry Selfridge, and the complete sentence was, "In matters of taste, the customer is always right." In other words, if the customer wants to buy plaid pants to wear with a polka-dot shirt, make the sale. It NEVER was meant to allow customers to do anything they want or get everything they ask for. Unfortunately, a lot of people today think it's some kind of law and they make ridiculous demands.
@@hodgeelmwood8677 I'm glad someone else knows the full sentence, I worked in a shop that did interior design and that quote was on the wall in our office and break room.
The customer is always right, but we reserve the right to decide when you're no longer a customer.
I’ve worked in retail, food service and at a golf course. Did I ever abide by that crazy ass unwritten rule??? HELL FUCKIN NO 🤪🤪 I worked at HOLLISTER at my local mall for a bit. They told me that if I saw someone blatantly steal something (taking a shirt &stuff it in their purse 4 example), that I was to politely walk up to the person and kindly say “hi there, can I interest you in a pair of jeans to go with the shirt you just picked out?”. I looked the assistant manager in the eye and said “um no. Not doin that. If I see that happen, I’m grabbin the person with a death grip on their arm snatch the purse and locking them in the broom closet. And if they try to run out the store? I’m gonna tackle them. I’m not doin that pansy ass bullshit”
Whoever that was it isn't their fault. It's the Karen who abuse it.
To be fair Father Time might have had dementia or something.
Father time's mind was in a time that a penny was pretty important. They actually still are. They are the first step to a dollar.
That's what I thought too, what with the hole "clipped last Sunday" part.
The fact he booked it out of there when reinforcements came says he was just an angry little boomer child
He could have been in the very early stages but given his exit and lack of assistance/aid, he was clearly still independent.
That's kinda what I was thinking...
"Well I'm the owners daughter"
*TAKES OFF SHADES TO REVEAL RED GLOWING EYES* "*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*"
Òoooo kind of like Lucifer! 👺
I’m only 12 and I can say that when I was 10 I didn’t climb on store displays.
I’m also 12 and yea I didn’t at all
It seems that you are a normal, functioning human. Honestly, kinda surprising to find on the internet.
Good kitty.
I mean
Yeah that’s pretty normal
Young Me: "I once fought a kid over a couple bucks."
Father Time: "Pfft. Amateur."
Really bugs me when people refer to a wedding as the bride’s big day while ignoring there’s a groom involved (if not an LGBTQ wedding). There’s two people getting married, not just one. One of them throwing a tirade to get every single decision is not a good sign of things to come.
My parents had alot of compromises on their wedding but they did not throw a tantrum over somenthing small like a suit
Another pretty big red flag is if they're a grown ass adult and still obsessed with Disney lmao
r/gatekeeping
@@DoctorDerpman growing to an adult and being obsessed with disney isent bad the problem is if they go and put them into debt because of it
@@supposedly1-2 you think your grandma is a Karen, my father's mother (I refuse to call her anything now and you'll know why later) is a Karen named Karen. My brother passed away from covid December 2020 and she told my mom to "shut the fuck up hes dead, my son is still in the hospital so shut up" (my dad was recovering from covid too and hes home now acting like a Ken 🤦♀️) then at my brother's funeral, asks the director "is my mother in law's ashes ready" like seriousely have respect for the "grandson" who she belittled and shamed for being fat for years who is in a coffin in the next room.
Needless to say she is blocked from my phone and my mother and I refuse to talk to her now. My dad unfortunately takes her side more than ours and mom is looking into divorce.
Last story this guy almost married a girl who never left her Disney princess crazy phase at age 4, and still acts like one.
That woman reminds me of my brother's girlfriend :') she even says she is a princess... :)
Ending a relationship over a suit? Yeah, it was pretty much doomed from the start.
Person: *walks in*
Person: “I’m the son of the owner”
Owner: “son?”
Person: “dad I missed you”
Owner: “me to I got milk but I forgot the address”
Person: “I’ve been looking for you for the past 15 years”
Owner: “how did you find me though”
Person: “I’ve hired investigators and took a blood test”
Owner: “come here son”
Person and owner: *hugs*
This is amazing you deserve more likes you fucking author
so fucking true mate
f o r g o t t h e a d d r e s s
XD
Lmao
"Just thinking about the embarrassment....."
Dude, this is a Karen you're talking about. They feel no embarrassment, only rage at being proven wrong
To a Karen they are not wrong you are wrong
Nah, most of the time, they're people who are very insecure, so when proven wrong, they go in denial on instinct, it is shame and embarrassment, and it's quite sad some people are doomed to always feel like that
@@kaynebula2093 hush let the masses bash the Karen’s into submission so that they in time will leave us be
That rage is embarrassment but since they don't have humility, they rage.
@@HandsomeLongshanks then we get to point and laugh because they make such big fools of themselves
Father Time probably had dementia. My late dad used to do a lot of crazy things until he became immobile. Before my mom retired from retail, he would go around the store screaming for her if she was not out exactly at the end of her shift. She always told him to come at least 10 minutes later, but he wouldn't. He would also do that when she was grocery shopping. He would get upset if he couldn't see her all the time. Even if he went home while she shopped, he would get upset to be alone for an hour.
He just thought if he decided something, he could do it, even if it was parking at a stop sign. He would tail gate because he thought drivers were going too slow through town. He couldn't help it. We were glad when his driver's license was invalidated by his doctor.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he was starting to develop it.
Should have just let Joe get the candy bar...he was just gone give it CornPop!
My stepdad did something similar. He and my mom were grocery shopping and she told him that she had to go to the bathroom and two minutes later he was panicking about how his wife disappeared on him.
He didn’t dodge a bullet, he dodged a thread full of “he didn’t dodge a bullet” jokes
Precisely my initial reaction.
You mean the Neo?
Karen: I'm the owner's daughter and I can get you fired!
Assistant manager: *uno reverse card*
The poor guy in the last story did the right thing. He stood up to her and saw her true colors come out in full fashion. Glad he never put her name on anything. She was missing a whole bunch of screws... lol!!! Glad he's doing alright.
She was missing a whole bunch of screws...hmmmm, I guess it was a years production of the whole american screw industry! Guess you call that "she screwed it up"!
Karen at the pool store couldn't read because when teachers tried to teach her she screamed "how dare you tell me what to do!!"
Probably
The wedding is indeed a special day, and should reflect the relationship as a whole. If you have to do something extravagant in order to 'prove' how special the day is, rather than simply knowing it's special because this is the person you're spending the rest of your life with, then it's time to reevaluate your relationship and life.
I've never had to deal with entitled people or karens. Thankfully I have a 35 kilo support dog who is wonderful at making people stay the f**k away from me. I have a very short fuse so I'm sure that Lulu has kept me from being arrested multiple times. Bless her.
The young man in the last story did not dodge a bullet. He dodged a nuclear missile.
More like a nuclear power radioactive missile
@Rainsong T more like the atomic bomb
@@femalepapyrus By definition, a nuclear missile is nuclear power radioactive missile.
No, he dodged a 15 nonillion megaton antimatter missile.
I love when someone tries the "I'm related to the owner" and gets called out by the owner one of the owners family members
I’m amazed how many people apparently try that.
@@anondecepticon Same here. My favorite is when a karen said she was the owner's mother to a teen, who's dad owned the place, and when the teen yelled to the kitchen that her grandma was there the dad stuck his head out of the kitchen and said "I hope not, she's been dead for a few years"
Karen: I KNOW THE OWNER!
My friend who is the owner: I don't even know you.
Seriously what's up with Karen and her "I know the owner" excuse?
They just tell a lie to try and appear intimidating
Has throwing yourself on the floor & having a fit ever worked for an adult? I might have to do more research on this.
Once?
When someone throws a tantrum that would make a 3 yr old tantrum seem like they were just crying a little that’s when you know to nope out of there faster than the speed of light
The only thing faster then light is a Karen’s stupidity
@@jamesonweimann4720 no light is still faster that's why some people look smart till you hear them talk
Well, and to be fair. As the story went it was his place. So
Yeah, been there done that, Very sad. I truly loved them but, there became an insistence on "we're selling the house and moving." Which upon looking reward immediately was a type of consistent behavior that I had simply closed my eyes too as it had worsened. And that was the end. I had remained obvert up to that point. I realized then that I had been fooling myself. Their child didn't really respect nor like me either so... It's actually pretty hard to realize one has been pretending that the largest and most glaring issues can be "fixed" or "ignored" for the sake of love. When in reality the most loving thing that can be done is to let them go.
1st story: I've always gave respect to retail workers for reasons such as this story
2nd story: I'm too sarcastic & have no filter either so that would have been a fun day for me
3rd story: That dude dodged a dynamite! Ugh I hate whiny people!
Worked at a grocery store once. This guy comes up I could see he had been talking himself all up about something. So he comes up and told me that some item he bought here yesterday, was bad. I said: I apologize, would you like a new item or would you like your money back?" You could literally see all the air go out of him. He had worked himself up and preparing himself to fight for this, and got very confused when he didn't have too. Funniest face I ever seen. Of course we have our idiots costumer to. Like a guy that wanted to take out 3000 NOK(around 300 dollars). I said we changed our system 3 weeks ago and he would now how to do this via out new bank system. Unfortunately his bank wasn't in our system, so I couldn't get him the money. I offered to take out 1000 for him, that I could still do on the old system. After complaining a lot he said he woudl take the 1000 and I started ringing up his goods. He then accused me of slamming his wares on the counter because I was mad about him not getting his money out, and he would call my manger if he said me doing it again. I had NO idea what he was talking about. Why would I be upset because HE couldn't get his money. A fully male version of Karen.
@@Unni_Havas oh! I had no idea that U were supposed to be upset about him not getting his own money. What kind of brutal world do we live in? For shame! For shame!
🤣😂🤣 The bride to be got what she deserved and op is better off without her!
I know. How did her parents allow her to grow up to become such a spoiled, self-entitled control freak, especially when she throws a temper tantrum over even one thing not going her way? Anyone like that doesn't deserve to get married. EVER!!!!
I got second hand embarrassment when they said that she literally threw herself to the ground screaming because he wouldn't wear a suit.
A grown woman having a tantrum like a toddler over a suit.
He freaked out over 1 cent. I'm not even sure how to use the word "cent." I would have gladly left the place with my candy bar without my 1 cent.
Dementia can cause massive fits of anger
I know right, imagine freaking out over just one penny. I mean nobody gives a care about em so why not give the old man 2 Penny's! And a free candy bar
The first story with Father Time doesn't really come across as an entitled person to me. If you're elderly and find your way to Kmart then you're probably someone trying to stretch your buck as far as it can. His pension might not go very far, hence the coupon. Also, some elderly folks like to have keepsakes from the past. He may have had some old magazines or newspapers and got the coupon from them thinking they're recent. And as some people have mentioned in the comments he may have already started to have dementia as can be seen by the sudden mood change and aggression.
Had I been in the same situation, I would have just given him the candy bar and paid out of my own pocket and even handed him the penny. A dollar isn't going to make or break you, but showing some compassion would go a long way. I work in a restaurant and I've done this a few times. There was a time when an elderly lady walked in to order some take out. Her husband died a few years back and her grown children were all living far away so she was alone. She didn't feel like cooking so she was going to get something she could eat for dinner and for lunch the next day. Her children don't really support her. They send her some money on holidays or her birthday, otherwise she makes do with her monthly social security check. Anyhoo, her takeout is cooked and she's ready to settle her bill. Turns out she's about $3 short. She's mortified and was worrying about what to do. I tell her I forgot that we had a special promotion and her food is actually discounted $3 (even though it's not) I hand her the food and tell her to enjoy her meal. I covered the difference.
I applaud you on that. I used to work at a Taco bell and had done the same for some elderly and homeless. (Btw, i knew the guy was homeless because i see him under the same bridge every day, and tried to help in other ways, including taking him to a doctors appointment one time)
I bet if that old man walked away with a candy bar and a penny he'd start whistling a tune and put a little strut in that cane walk... Well it's a fun thought anyways. No smashed counters or traumatized employees at least.
You are a very nice person.
And wait till he comes back the next day and the next and the next....
@@imlisenbaozukum1613 No, if he was looking forva handout he wouldn't have been trying to pay in the first place. Sometimes you just have to show some compassion and a little generosity. You'll get old too someday.
Little old people can surprise you. Had a friend who had just started working in a nursing home. Went into one patient's room and called to him as she entered his room. No response. Walked up to his bed, saying his name, with no response. She figured that perhaps he was deaf or asleep. She shook his shoulder. He rolled over and clocked her in the jaw. That was that for her for that day.
Owch. I could just feel that. I have family who worked in nursing homes, and some that went there voluntarily
A Karen rly tried to slap me saying she could do anything she wants cuz she owns the shop-
Me and my friend just wheezed
NO,the guy in the last story didn't dodge a bullet,he dodged a planet crackling nuke
i thought father time would be a wholesome madlad who saved the day in the first story, that was a bigass plot twist for me, and i love it
Plot twist indeed. About 5 years after this I had a job in a nursing home and Father Time totally prepared me for the sundowners!
One day, I want to hear a story of someone using “I’m the owner’s daughter” and OP is the owner. Would love to see OP just roll with acting as if the Karen is some lost baby of theirs XD
This is the earliest I've ever been to one of your videos! Thanks for the stories!
To the last story. He didn't dodged a bullet, he dodged the fricking Crucible.
Crucible? Can you clue me in on that?
@@christophersmith9237 Mass Effect 3
I thought you meant Destiny 2's PVP modes given first week of the new major DLC; it is a glorious mess worthy of being temporarily disabled so they can fix it...
@@MrCreamster20 yeah the crucible is impossible to fix especially with stasis being a thing
He didn’t just dodge a bullet on the last one he dodged a tsar bomba
That’s going to be quite hard to dodge you will need dodge level 1000
@@Idk-zm9ip More like God Tier Dodge+Teleportation!
He dodged the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.
So you technically need to be Sans.
@@agostonpitlik8045 don’t bring sans into this
“She styled herself as a Disney princess” ugh…I nearly barfed in my mouth🤢
The last guy didn't dodged a bullet, he dodged a tank shell
I would have PAID MONEY to see the Karen in the chemical store get her butt handed to her by the owner's assistant manager / grandson. too funny!!😂😂😂
Wow, father time. The story wouldn't be one without the time taken to describing him.
That last story is such a huge contrast to my sister and her fiancé. She wants him to be just as happy with every detail of the wedding as she will be, and brings all of them up to him so he can either agree or they can make a compromise. It's so cute. And sometimes annoying because they couldn't decide on the tables and chairs arrangement for the reception lmao
The last story left me with a huge smile on my face, that was exactly how I would've reacted. Laughing hysterically in her face as she spewed out her non-sense XDXDXDXD
Like my mother taught me: if anyone ever says “if you really loved me, you would…”, run!
He will not get a wife but adopted child if he marry her
I have recently been listening to quite a few of the Karen stories. I must say that I really injoy your story telling. Telling the stories with those robotic voices without any intonation takes away from parts of the story that should be emphasised. So thank you for taking the time to read these yourself and letting us feel what people are writing.
My dad owns a small sports store and a karen said that she is friends with the owner as she talks trash to my dad XD
Can you do us a favor my beautiful friend and also include the story title before each story you read? When you have them all at the start, but not before the actual story I forget what the story was going to be about. If you can't no biggie, still love you anyways!
OP didn't dodge a bullet, he dodged a Tomahawk missile! lol A wedding is just a moment in time. It's only a day. Yes it's great to have wonderful memories, but in the end, it's the marriage that really counts.
Honestly that last one with the bride to be, hearing her throwing herself screaming and such made me think of the story of Rumpelstiltskin, how they figured out his name, and he threw himself off a cliff.
True, there was no cliff, but the idea still seems right around there over all lol 🤣
He dodged a big bullet. If he gave in then she would have been controlling him throughout the marriage.
That’s a bullet I didn’t dodge, but luckily it wasn’t a kill shot, and I recovered from it. Divorced and later got my happily ever after.
The last story gave me warm fuzzies all over. Feel so good for that dude.
I love hearing stories about entitled people and "karens" getting called out, owned, put in their place, etc. But at the same time, a lot of these people purposefully try to get others fired or even arrested and I get sad thinking about the karens who do end up getting their way or get innocent people fired or arrested.
It’s weird when people try to claim they are family to or know the owner. Like, I don’t know one business owner that wants someone they know coming in and acting an ass. 🤷🏽♀️
last story: nonono... he didn't dodge a bullet...
he used his whole life worth of nimbleness, luck and spine to dodge a nuke
In 1 of the stories it said that a Karen was pushing on a pull door. I laughed until I cried.
The last story sounds like he dodged a MISSILE! I would NEVER want to be stuck with someone so demanding.
I agree. A wedding is not the bride's day... It is the couple's day
Oh my that third story. I know what OP went through. Sort of.
Just the other day I called a Karen out on her bs. Apparently her son is a manager. So I asked her what his name was. She couldn't answer. And she said that I was gonna get fired over it. Guess who still has a job.
All over the fact she wanted me to clean the belt and I asked her to stop putting her items on it so I could clean it. Some people. Smh
"clean this!!! i dont care if im actively preventing you from doing it, just do the freaking impossible right freaking now!!!"
These people are so powerless in their own lives that they go to places where they can actively abuse people who can't fight back in order to feel any sense of control at all. When you know that, they start to resemble the incredibly pathetic individuals they really are.
@@mrroboshadow EXACTLY and telling me I'm being rude? Like bruh. How even? 😂
@@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 that's the sad truth. Just glad that I won't be working there much longer. Got another job lined up. Just waiting for a call
Aww, I love you too. Thanks Dark Fluff!
These stories are just hilarious 😂😃😂😅
Ken's and Karen's are who they are.
The last story about OP throwing a tantrum about fiance not wearing a particular suit is ridiculous. My husband wanted to where all black like Johnny Cash but also wanted tails to his jacket. I wasn't pleased with the tail choice but... It was HIS choice. He could wear a clown suit for all I care. If I chose to say Yes and marry him, I choose everything about who he is. Period. That lady was raised wrong and still has to grow up, if she ever will.
Bridezilla was a 2 year old. Friend had a close escape.
That first guy do be Mr Krabs tho. "GIVE ME MY PENNY!"
Oh darling, I love you too! I want our wedding to be in New Zealand at a middle earth themed house and we will look exactly like Aragorn and Arwen! You have to wear the same Crown and my dress will be in silk and embroidered with real pearls and diamonds by a real Elf! If you can't fix this you really don't love me! Loser!
My wife had a similar experience when she was 17. A lady changed price tags on a lamp from 15 dollars to 99 cents. When she couldn't give it to her she threw it at her. She was a mess after that. Some people have no class.
Dodged a Bullet??? I think that dude escaped the original Bridezilla!!
He didn't dodge a bullet, he dodged a shell from a tank.
In response to your comment about the last story "Maybe OP dodged a bullet": OP dodged a 155mm howitzer shell. At least!!
The last story, OP did dodge a bullet if she was willing to go bat s@it crazy over a suit and throw herself on the ground and throw a tantrum and tell OP to leave his own home he owns(not hers) she is a complete looney tune. I feel sorry for whoever does marry her.
That story with the air cooler sounds like that urban legend about the patients dying at night in a hospital because the cleaner kept unplugging the machines to vacuum the floor.
The first one takes the line "I will unplug your life support to charge my phone" to a whole other level
I'm working in retail at Walmart, and have worked here probably a little over two months. I'm surprised I haven't encountered a Karen.
Famous last words LOL
@@adriennegormley9358 thanks lol
Waittttt!😉
OMG!! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 If I was standing behind "Father Time" I would have PAID for his Candy Bar after regaining my breath from witnessing that GLORIOUS Meeting of Realities 🤣🤣🤣
I worked in retail, for decades...😆 the stories i could tell.
I'm pretty sure the 2nd story has been told b4 but I didn't mind it cause I like hearing darkfluff talks. 😁
The third story - the groom didn't dodge a bullet, he evaded a nuke!
The first story was new to me and pretty good. I hope everything was caught on video and that the OP found plenty of new friends at that job. Story #2 is an "Old Classic" in that I recognized it immediately because every other Reddit-repeating channel I've watched has already presented it. Unfortunately, this repeat took up about 50% of the video. Story #3 strikes me as being more a creative writing challenge (gaining at most a C+ in English class) than real experience.
The last story, he dodged a MAJOR Bullet!
When it comes to romantic relationships, give someone a pass once. The next time tell them that you don't like what they're doing and ask them to politely stop. If it keeps happening after that, simply walk away no questions asked. This goes for women and men. BTW I've met a lot of men who take too much shit because they thinks that's what a man does for the woman he loves. Nope. This goes for women too.
That girl at the end would've control over the entire marriage if he went through with it he dodged more than one bullet that day
I worked at Walmart ages ago, probably like 25 yrs ago or so. I was moved around the store to all depts. The ONLY situation I can remember (besides waking up on the floor after having a seizure! Anywho, I was in the Express lane. This woman got in my line pushing AND pulling a cart BOTH FILLED TO THE POINT OF OVERFLOWING! My customers were looking at me like "are you serious?!" So I told her she would have to leave my line and go to a regular line NOT THE EXPRESS LANE!! I was SO STRESSED from arguing with her, this is when I had a seizure and lost my job all w/in 15 mins time! I even had my "regulars" bc they liked me and how I bagged items! Weird flex I know. It's really shitty that 1 bad apple can ruin the day full of people who usually brought joy to you! Take care everyone who made it this far! ❤️
Has the line
"Im the managers daughter/son/crotch goblin/big rock being thrown into the sea."
ever worked?
Poor guy at the end. Weddings can be beautiful, the way you imagine them, and inexpensive. Planning one right now. I can't handle the thought of paying thousands for a damn ring to begin with (still picking out my engagement ring but I HATE diamonds and love cubic zirconia...I won't let him spend more than $50 on a ring). So many women believe the amount a man spends on a ring determines how much the man loves them. F*** that! The determining factor is the proposal itself! Flowers? Who needs a ton of flowers and especially roses? We will only have fake flower bouquets and boutonnieres (my 1st wedding were real and damn near impossible to have saved them). Only real flowers will be the petals for the flower girls (and dudes). No rented tuxes. Dress pants, shoes, button ups, ties, and a vest. They can be worn again and most guys already have them. Making most of the things myself. Etc etc. It can be done. And I HATE when people call it "the bride's day" cause that is such a common perspective, but I see it as the bride AND grooms day...like that dude in the story said. Good for him! He truly dodged a bullet with that psycho!
The teleporting cows in the background scare me.
"...he shivered like a chihuahua in February." Some of the imagery in this writing is gold!
Two things on the story about the Kmart cashier. Firstly, I'm glad you survived your first day because that old man's behavior was so far out of bounds that it makes me think he needs to be under some sort of supervision.
Secondly, well I understand you are writing for an internet story I'm trying to be descriptive to show the dichotomy between this old man's appearance and his behavior, your description of this old man sort of ticked me off as it sounded ridiculing and not just descriptive. A senior that old quite often doesn't have the mobility to stand around ironing everything they own. And if he wears White Sox, who cares? Sometimes White socks are recommended for certain foot conditions. Also, a lot of people buy items in bulk to save money so it's quite possible that he simply wears the same color socks all the time. If he's as old as you say, wearing suspenders and a belt with a bow tie is another issue of who cares?
He's obviously not helpless if he can swing a chain around the way he did but, old or young, you cannot judge a person by what they are wearing. Some of the best stress people have the trashiest manners. Some people who are lucky to have shoes and a winter coat or the most gracious people you will ever meet.
Okay well here's a third thing. If this man was so old and moved so slowly, then why did no one from the store follow him outside even if only to get his license plate number to follow up with the police?
I work retail. We are told not to confront or chase after customers that steal items. That is up to loss prevention to deal with. Plus the fact the old guy was swinging his cane around leads me to believe he cause enough damage that the focus was on the cashier to make sure she was safe for the most part. Her attention is on making sure she is better and not what loss prevention is doing.
lol This made me laugh. I think you are reading way too much into it. I was aware others wouldn’t gaf what he looked like as I admitted that it was only personally important to me that I describe him in as much detail as possible. He looked like every kindly elderly gentleman feeding birds at the park you ever saw. And if you saw the unnatural shade of dayglo white these socks were, you’d have mentioned them too. And he was the first bow-tie I had ever seen outside of Bill Nye. So :P
But seriously, I used no words like “decrepit” “poor” “vile” ect to put any inflection on him that would paint him in a demeaning light. I simply described him in great detail.
They told us not to stop them. Only security could physically stop a customer in the store. but once they left the store that is the police department’s territory.
@@laurenholm8182 I am glad you are okay and are doing much better now. Retail can be a pain.
Honestly the guy did dodge a bullet on the whole wedding because of how he was being treated.
For reference;
I dated a girl from high school a couple of times, tried to be the best man of God I could be in those times, but there was one thing about the relationship that I was not thinking through; 1 was the fact that she was either trying to cheat on me or was trying to repeatedly have sexual relations with me outside of marriage (the first time we got into a relationship was in 9th grade and that was when she was trying to cheat on me, the second time we dated I was 18 and just got out of High school and was not really able to financially support kids.) But with that information, I was not perfect when it came to rejection of sex texting. (Again not perfect.)
But as the years went by she would occasionally try to get back with me and each time I refused because I was starting to actually realize how emotionally manipulative she really was on my heart. But several times later she was apparently hacked and I was actually just not wanting to be doing anything with her attempts and even though I knew the hacking was not technically her fault, I still felt the need to get the point across and messaged back "LEAVE ME ALONE!" and never got a response back from her since then. And even though I am single and am just waiting for the Lord's true wife, I feel it is better than being with her.
2nd red flag was that her mom and her dad were both not very good at coming across as accepting of who I was and just wanted to put words in my dad's mouth, I honestly never did respect them, nor did they ever respect me, and on my first date with them shapperoning us, we were in a theater and I was holding their daughters hand while touching her thigh with my pinky finger, (which apparently made her dad unhappy, which I somehow am still confused about but ok 👍 lol 😆) but as the dad went to go cool off, the mother made us both kiss on the lips, and now that I look back on it, that was not a very good situation for me to be in, because 1. Even though we were out of High school, I felt that it would have been better to work up to the kissing phase instead of being forced by the mother, 2nd the father was already furious and most likely wanted nothing to do with me any further.
But all this info to say for future generations; if you run into a girl who acts like my ex and has the same exact parents; GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP, IT IS NEVER WORTH IT COMPARED TO THE ACTUAL BUILDING OF A RELATIONSHIP.
You ought to make more videos of liars who claim they know the owner but actually don’t...
EDIT: Wording error
I kinda feel bad for laughing when the old man said "GIVE.ME.MY.PENNY." like I feel bad for OP and all but like... this is so stupid I can't help but laugh at this
In the last story he didn't dodge a bullet he dodged an ICBM.
He doged a 15 nonillion megaton antimatter missile
@@nikkiofthevalley 15 nonillion!?! that's a lot of zeros my dude. DAYM!!!!
He had a point there. The wedding is a big day for the groom, too, but it seems a lot of brides believe it's only for them. By not giving in to her demands, and cancelling the engagement, I'm sure he saved a lot of money, because of the way she spent money on what she wanted, and I'm sure that would have continued into the marriage.