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Peter's Coney Island Conundrum
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- Published on Mar 15, 2026
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"I've done a couple crimes intentionally" amazing start to the video
how does one accidentally do a crime though?
@SokarWasntHere manslaughter, ig?
@SokarWasntHerehave you ever tripped on a banana while running into a fake tunnel to catch a large bird while holding a lasso attached to a anvil?
21:06 I had a bug with that exact same bench. When I hit the button to sit down, Pete's autopathing messed up so bad that he missed the seat, stepped up onto the bench, and then started walking in circles trying to get back to where he was supposed to be.
The game wouldn't let me do anything so I just sat there and watched him spin for like three minutes, until HARRY STOOD ON THE BENCH TOO, and was able to perfectly body block Pete and shove his model back to the right place so he could sit
I was crying
I'm imagining Harry and MJ watching and eventually Harry's like "maybe we should help him out"
Almost symbolic... considering their story arcs in this game, that one of them has to be trapped by the [bench] for the other to not be
@bagelravenMJ: "He's just walking in a circle on the bench."
Harry: "I know."
MJ: "Like a dog trying to chase its tail."
Harry: "I know."
MJ: " _And_ he's been doing this for 3 minutes."
Harry: " _Yep._ "
MJ:
Harry:
MJ: "...Maybe step on the bench _with_ him and he'll stop???"
Harry: "We're not going without him, so-"
This is thematically similar to the Roblox zombie glitch Penny experienced 💀
MJ:"Hey, Harry, could you..."
Har: "I got it, babe."
Okay really adoring that Harry recognized Peter as Spider-Man instantly, they never let characters do that in superhero stuff.
Inviceable has it
I mean Mary Jane recognised when it wasn’t Peter in the suit during Kraven’s last hunt I think
To be fair, Peter very audibly said “Harry?”, which is what clued him in. That was a rare fuck up from Pete. Plus, is it just me, or is his reaction to learning that his best friend is Spider-Man not very accurate to how it would be normally, even if he was distracted by the fact that he now has super strength.
25:28 Find someone who's as hyped for you as Penny is for Gwen Stacy
*Laughs in gremlin*
The full cackle
HEEHEEHEEAHAHAAWOOHOOHOO GWEN STACEY
She sounded like the Wicked Witch of the West (affectionate)
This sounds EXACTLY like how I'd imagine Green Goblin to sound when he's about to execute his bone chilling plan against Gwen in the comics.
Broke: Felicia lied to Miles about having a girlfriend.
Woke: Felicia has a girlfriend, but she's still in New York.
Bespoke: felicia has a gf who is in paris but she was still lying
Evoke: A 2005 album by the German industrial music project Wumpscut.
Bloke: Her girlfriend is a closeted British person
Stroke: Felicia, MJ, Yuri, and Rio grabbing on to 19 inches of venom
Oke: Can we stop using rhyming words now?
The absolutely EVIL laughter before “GweEeN StaCyy” has the same energy as the kubrick stare
19:06 hearing harry say “swish swish bish” has changed my brain chemistry in a way i cannot describe but it isn’t healthy
25:25 I have never ever heard her make that noise before holy shit thats such a gnomish laugh
We've all been G'NOMED!!!
Possessed by the Green Goblin
@Markvdorow CAN THE SPIDER-MAN COME OUT TO PLAY! XD
its giving wicked witch of the west
Fuck yeah I love central singularity
12:27 i specifically remember in one of the game tie-ins of the Sam Raimi films that tutorial-guy Bruce Campbell said something along the lines of "no one in New York ever looks up"
why is this game genuinely adorable 😭😭😭 like it's just straight unfiltered fun and i love that for us
Penny was too busy being freaked out by the bugs to make a Sonic joke about Harry saying "I wanna cap the evening off devouring as many chili dogs I can fit in my pie hole". XD
and mj saying "i want to ride the speed demon"
Having watched Jacksepticeye's playthrough of this, it makes me glad that two separate creators make the same jokes, with the "doing crimes" and Lose Yourself bits
Honestly, I think everyone says that in Spider-Man games with crimes.
"So to get crime tokens I need to do more crimes...... wait"
It doesn't matter if Felicia has a gf in Paris or not. Getting her there is the best way to prevent the hunters from killing her.
Sure but until the very end, she could have gotten away with stealing the staff thingie, which would make her actual job reaaally easy.
there's also plenty of art there... also, considering those fuck-off jets that kraven has at his disposal, it's super easy to catch her if he wanted her dead anyways. it seems weird to me that he gave up chasing both tombstone and black cat once they got away.
@1800PAlN honestly it’s weird to me that he went after black cat in the first place. She’s not a killer and has no superpowers.
@1800PAlN honestly, why would he want to hunt black cat in the first place eludes me.
But, spoilers ahead, I think he stopped because he had found a much more worthy prey
plus, like it's _art_ theft, it's barely even a real crime
i love that penny became the green goblin in the end
11:45 Talk about a low budget flight!
No food or movies? I'm outta here!
“Ive done a couple crimes intentionally” great quote
0:20 I didn't know how much I needed to see Peter Parker "pole dancing" until now. Seriously though, the webslinging is so clean and fluid. I could spend hours in the game just swinging around.
Agreed
Your mom would lol
Well boy do I have the website for you!
7:55 the protesters are holding signs reading "Osborn is making us fuck" and then there's a group of counterprotesters holding signs reading "Osborn is making us fuck!"
21:07 Penny, you have no idea how happy I am that you got stuck here. This exact same thing in the EXACT SAME bench happened to me on my playthrough and I couldn’t find anyone else who got stuck there, so I initially thought I had just broken the game by complete accident in the most hilarious way possible
Glad we all agree that Harry and Peter are two fruits in a basket in this game, because jfc the chemistry is insane actually.
make that 3, MJ is so chill about the possibility that she's like "oh, pete and harry were 'exploring his suit abilities,' makes sense did ya have fun?"
@liz_violet I'd be so goddamn down for a poly relationship between all 3 of them tbh.
I kinda like the idea of the symbiote helping Harry act as a cool superhero to impress his decade-long crush.
"Join us, Harry, and you can get what you desire most..."
"Its okay to keep it simple, but also"
*turns into a literal super villain*
"yknow?"
yeah, i know that feeling.
25:29 the green goblin impression is spot on!
Fucking horrifying actually
when you said "and one's... dead in the water" I got fucking CHILLS. that's such a good bit.
11:58 "I hope i can use you more" that was literally the only time the vent takedown appears in the game
I don't have words for what seeing that glitch live was like
Can you imagine any Spiderman type character getting mutated with superpowers and just being content to live like a lizard sunbathing on a rock, rather than decide they should save the world or wreck it
Well, that’s kind of what Peter did to start. And we all know how that turned out…
Honestly though super exciting to see the Lizard again, one of my favorite Spider-Man characters.
21:06 Ah, the story of Theseus and Pirithous
"Miles, if you drop the bass just one more time I think you could manage to escape the illusion, but also you have to imagine really hard that you have the ability to fly through the door"
Even if felicia does have a gf in Paris, they're probably gonna rob the Louvre as a date lmao
holy shit i need a fanfic of that
See her GF is Mona Lisa /j
New headcanon
do i have news for you
4:26 Spectacular reference. Absolutely smashing
im in love with penny's joyful giggles
Penny is such a goblin here, it's amazing.
You might say a green goblin.
VENOM HAS MJ LOCKED UP IN HIS CONEY ISLAND DISCO PALACE
9:55, she really said R
If you read the spy kids lore they are specifically trained to kill and eat spiderman. Peter's reaction to agent Cortez was the correct one.
Spy kids!? Like.. from the movies??? Like i heard about machete being in the same universe but this lore is insane lol
Goblin mode Penny is top tier Penny 25:25
This laugh. This fucking laugh. I love this laugh. 25:29
There’s a lack of ice cream cones in Coney Island, New York- quite the conundrum.
THE BENCH HAPPENED TO ME TOO AKDHDJSKDGS
I HAD TO RELOAD A SAVE
Peter's story: "A new foe is targeting and killing my friends and previous enemies and I feel powerless to stop him!"
Miles' story: "Damn this essay is something else..."
25:29 Penny's gremlin laugh!
"Doing experiments" Peter that sounds so sus. Norman probably thought he walked in on you and Harry post-gay sex or something lmao.
I think Norman woulda prefered if they had just fucked considering how much they trashed the place.
19:21 Peter sounds so joyful and then turns around with that unamused expression is the best
Man, I can't believe Penny Parker was able to get Spider-Man 3's green goblin voicelines early 25:28
Penny literally did Andrew Garfield’s laugh
I already saw Coney Island break on the full VOD, but I was still crying with laughter when MJ disappeared and Harry's head popped off his neck.
21:06 really is an accurate representation of how I feel during any social gathering
9:03 They actually used ASL? Automatically best game.
Best part is Ganke is very slow and pauses sometimes when he signs cause he's not as confident with it, Miles is quicker and more fluid, and Hailey is more expressive with it and at times you can see she adds little personalised signs (like she does the web shooter motion when talking about Spider-Man, like you'd do with a personalised sign for someones name) I'll need to double check but I also think she doesn't hold her hands as close to her mouth as Miles does which is more common in people who have been signing for a while cause they're more relaxed (or it can be a regional thing too, sign language is fascinating)
whenever someone brings up the spider-bots i can't help but always remember when insomniac spider-man was *in* across the spider-verse as part of the spider society
Funny part is we have no idea what point in time that version if peter was pulled from
this was such a good laugh, thank you so much for this 😭❤️
25:29 Penny has truly become the Green Goblin.
Penny's goblin laugh is something else and I love it
I love her gremlin laughs
"I've done a couple crimes intentionally."
Ladies and gentlemen... we got 'em.
This sorta gameplay style has never been my thing. But like. This game might be the exception. It looks fun, the vas are absolutely smashing it
Fun fact: you can use the web wires to make platforms to do the web launch thing where he slingshots himself
At this point SnapCube, JelloApocalypse, Saltydkdan, and Kirbizoid are just my bunch of RUclipsrs that are simply fun to watch game, all four make me laugh lol
21:06 This is what sleep paralysis feels like omg
Hey Penny, it says "Hey Penny, it says gullible on the cieling" on the cieling
20:08 The matrix is destabilizing. the spoon isn't real.
Coney dogs make Peter salivate
Peter being hunted by the spy kids / an ex spy kid is funny to me
i feel called out right now. i am also wearing the exact same headphones
1:01
"My own two gay eyes-"
3:51
3d Timmy Turner saga reference
(Chester Stop The Bees)
7:51
SpongeBob reference
21:06 adhd when you have chores
21:34 I JUST CAN'T QUIT YOU, PARDNER
I GOT AN AD IMMEDIATELY BEDORE THE SPLAT
im sorry but pennys laugh at the end???? holy fuck
8:40 so it's an accurate depiction of a rich kid high school is what you're saying
This game had me the second I heard cigarette daydreams in that one mission 😭
11:31 Hey! I had a good time
Your excitement for this game (and spiders man) is really infectious and fun
Nah once I was constantly changing my costume during the whole apocalypse fiasco because I wanted to make sure I used each one at least once in the story at the right moment, and the Jonah cast goes off and he says it’s the apocalypse and this spider cissy is only worried about changing his outfit. Like bro wtf you didn’t have to call me out for that
14:12 Why is his battery almost dead?
Harry not testing his love with Peter around 19:40, because his affection would break the machine.
It is so fun seeing two of my favorite streamers, SnapCube and YMS, each do a playthrough of this game and have completely opposite opinions on it XD
penny that goddamn cackle at the end reminds me why i enjoy watching your content
The PeteMJHarry polycule will have to wait another year, y'all...
The greatest thumbnail of all time
":)"
i can't get enough of you playing spider man games!! you're so fucking funny
the amount of jump scares i had during this video is insane because my name is felicia
Black Cat's girlfriend goes to another school, you wouldn't know her
Gremlin mode penny is the greatest
4:27 Understanding that reference made me happier than it should’ve.
Petre Parkre
Spimdre-Mren
“Its okay to keep it simple, but also *AHEHEHEHEHEEEEE AHOOOOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHE*”
Another installment of Penny Exudes Joy About Spider-Man, my favorite anime!
WHO WAS IN PARIS MILES?
7:13 hero entrance 200😅😅😅
I love how normal Penny was about the thought of Gwen Stacy at the end there
crimes
WE BACK IN CONEY ISLAND
BING BONG
FUCK YA LIFES
i didnt know penny was the VA for hollow knight's grimmkin novices
I actually had an entirely different, yet no less progress stopping, bug in Coney Island lol. Whenever I'd try to do Muscle Up, Peter would go, but then as he handed the mallet to Harry it would freeze in midair and everyone would snap out of the cutscene. Made it impossible to progress, I had to restart the game lol
I did that same exact bit of the slow mo “Dr. Connors class” when I played
Then followed by loudly doing the pizza theme
Oh em gee
Penny's maniacal laughter at 25:29 is priceless
People will see Peter and MJ in a very supportive and loving relationship and be like "why is MJ such a B, I hate her."
And then get mad when she both wants to get involved and learns to defend herself when her partner is literally the biggest liability.
I really do think Felicia was not lying about her girlfriend in Paris. She barely knew Miles and only knew he was a friend of Peter, she would have no reason to lie, gaslight or tease him when they literally just met lol. It would also make sense since rehabilitation is a reoccurring theme in the game, villains becoming good and moving on from their past ways like Tombtone and Beck, “healing the world”, this would just make sense for Felicia.
10:00 penny listens to Bombay Bicycle Club
Day made.