A Teacher in the Stephen King Universe

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @CharactersWelcome
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  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 Год назад +4427

    I love the implication that Bill wouldn't have gotten detention if he had actually finished Pennywise.

    • @Ch50304
      @Ch50304 Год назад +461

      well, he didn't do the homework, and he didn't vanquish a child eating demon, what did he do?

    • @ATMOSK1234
      @ATMOSK1234 Год назад

      Sewer orgy

    • @SappyDuder
      @SappyDuder 2 месяца назад +123

      ​@@Ch50304 his best

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 2 месяца назад +165

      @@SappyDuder Well his best wasn't good enough now was it?

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 2 месяца назад +44

      ​@@SappyDuderThis is a school

  • @CinnamonQuills
    @CinnamonQuills Год назад +2158

    "Sorry sir, I'm late because I was walking to school and the old Wilson place was suddenly fixed up and a nice old lady invited me in for tea, but then the walls started to bleed and she rotted away in front of my eyes and was laughing about my childhood abuse--"
    "CLASSIC Pennywise dodge. Don't any of you read the Pennywise Avoidance flyers we put out? NEVER investigate ANYTHING that looks weird or out of place, that includes restored houses, balloons, shiny objects, dead family members calling for you, wandering pets, and little kids who look lost."

  • @mate12cf
    @mate12cf Год назад +1456

    Sorry I was late sir, I had to seal an evil doll in a metal box and throw her in a lake

    • @NextToToddliness
      @NextToToddliness Год назад +166

      "As long as you stop saying an evil St. Bernard has been eating your homework, and terrorizing you & your mom. That excuse is getting old, young man."

    • @joshuaingram571
      @joshuaingram571 2 месяца назад

      He should have ripped the arms off the damn monkey and buried them in different locations.

    • @aradraugfea6755
      @aradraugfea6755 Месяц назад +15

      "Okay, take your seat, but you get ONE. That doll shows back up, you better not be late again. We don't make excuses for failure here, isn't that right, Bill?"

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 6 месяцев назад +4722

    "Sorry I'm late, I was killed by a truck so my grief-stricken father buried me in the cursed graveyard and I came back wrong."
    "Oh really? Because last I checked the Pet Semetary makes you come back wrong, not come back TARDY!"

    • @Hakumeiun
      @Hakumeiun 2 месяца назад +191

      His test scores indicate they also came back wrong...

    • @kayleesmith6725
      @kayleesmith6725 2 месяца назад +49

      He wasn’t even old enough to go to school yet! Lol

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 2 месяца назад +105

      "Oh I'm sorry. How about I kill you and see how long it takes for a demon to bring you back or inhabit your dead body and then crawl out of the dirt and get ready for your class?"
      "If you're evil or a demon or whatever then why did you even come to class!?"
      "Well...Thats a good question, well played."

    • @Joey7Z7Horror
      @Joey7Z7Horror 22 дня назад +1

      This is a golden comment.

  • @ZeacorZeppelin
    @ZeacorZeppelin Год назад +3660

    When he talked about the guy bringing a weapon into the school, the funny part is Stephen King has a book like that it's called "Rage"

    • @yalilitman849
      @yalilitman849 Год назад +339

      It probably isn't but it might have been a joke about how that book was written under a pseudonym and so isn't technically part of the Stephen King universe

    • @ZeacorZeppelin
      @ZeacorZeppelin Год назад +172

      @Yali Litman it is written under the Richard Bachman name, though it still takes place in Maine, maybe an offshoot universe. King had the book pulled from printing and I can see why. I have a copy from the Bachman omnibus. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_%28King_novel%29?wprov=sfla1

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Год назад +89

      I say this as someone who likes Stephen king- he’s written a book about everything

    • @timhorton8085
      @timhorton8085 Год назад +55

      Bachman is name dropped in the dark tower, its all connected

    • @FiercelyGold
      @FiercelyGold 2 месяца назад +31

      Yeah, but King self censored so we can omit it as well

  • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
    @m3rrys0ngstr3ss Год назад +1319

    "Mother Abagail Freemantle is a fine woman, but she is not a school administrator - helping her spread the Good Word does NOT count for your community service hours!"

  • @Carebearritual
    @Carebearritual Год назад +1190

    “i don’t know why that’s funny” about the recalled book Rage is so creative and hilarious

    • @Atlasbr001
      @Atlasbr001 2 месяца назад +27

      that one went over my head lol

  • @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
    @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy 2 месяца назад +1531

    “Ok kids in light of new town laws we are now implementing a class about Bullying. As in how to do it because apparently it is the only way to kill demon clowns these days.”

    • @rosettastarlight6239
      @rosettastarlight6239 2 месяца назад +245

      "But not other students because Carrie's starting to learn how to throw stuff with her mind"

    • @AllyGatorAnimator
      @AllyGatorAnimator 2 месяца назад +216

      @@rosettastarlight6239 "I cannot stress this enough. Bully the clown, not the kids. Bowers didn't follow this lesson and now, instead of being a school hero, that damn clown's got him missing the entire semester because he's in an asylum!"

    • @decidueyezealot8611
      @decidueyezealot8611 2 месяца назад +32

      @rosettastarlight6239 even the clown doesn't bother carrie

  • @rustyshackleford2950
    @rustyshackleford2950 Год назад +769

    The ending of the skit is how we get "The Stand".

    • @WastedPotential17
      @WastedPotential17 Год назад +41

      People did say that COVID was a Superflu

    • @khayyin359
      @khayyin359 2 месяца назад

      ​@@WastedPotential17 *Is. Sadly still around, killing thousands a week and disabling far more with long covid.

    • @geeksdo1tbetter
      @geeksdo1tbetter 2 месяца назад +15

      Yo! I didn't understand that joke

    • @Voraphiel
      @Voraphiel 2 месяца назад +2

      Exactly what I thought!!! 😅

  • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
    @CollegeDroputPowerpoints Год назад +420

    The best joke is he made the conscious decision to reference the mist of all things.

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 Год назад +619

    I’m sorry I’m late, Sir. My neighbor’s dog went rabid and kept me trapped in my house- I missed the Cujo drills?! Where the hell was that when I needed it!?

  • @ChestersonJack
    @ChestersonJack Год назад +1083

    He’ll have to be very careful with the assigned essay over winter break, I know one kid’s family is gonna be going to a hotel for the winter, and that particular hotel has a poor history when it comes to writer’s block and family vacations.

    • @Ch50304
      @Ch50304 Год назад +59

      yes, be careful of that hotel, and the bloody hallways

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 2 месяца назад +47

      I went there and one of the guest just wrote the same sentence all over the walls and then tried to kill me.
      The bar tender was nice but he tried to get me to kill my loved ones
      ☆☆☆●●

    • @The_Official_Goblin
      @The_Official_Goblin 2 месяца назад +25

      The hotel's decor is nice i heard, however the reception kinda sucks and theres windows that let you look outside when your in the middle of the building. But less people does mean more food for yourself in the food court so id give it a solid 7/10

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 2 месяца назад +11

      They have great parties, don’t they?

  • @Nothing-of-Much-Importance
    @Nothing-of-Much-Importance Год назад +647

    “Hey, Mr Griffin? I dunno if I can do this assignment on religion since the priest is a werewolf and I don’t really wanna risk either being ripped to shreds or turned into a werewolf myself trying to ask him about the church just to probably get a B-“

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 2 месяца назад +92

      "So, you can go across town and have silver bullets made, but you can't do your assignment? Detention!"

    • @fugitivehunter
      @fugitivehunter 2 месяца назад +12

      I was looking for a comment like that. I love that story.

    • @decidueyezealot8611
      @decidueyezealot8611 2 месяца назад +7

      @MrNickPresley facts

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 Месяц назад +1

      Which one is this?

    • @lfischer91
      @lfischer91 14 дней назад +1

      ​​@@schoo9256 Cycle of the Werewolf, which was adapted into the movie Silver Bullet.

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 2 месяца назад +1143

    "Derek, stop throwing tampons at Carrie!"
    The only way it would be better is if he said "Cassie" instead.

    • @SapphireCrusader1988
      @SapphireCrusader1988 2 месяца назад +98

      "Carrie, consider taking one."

    • @denelian116
      @denelian116 2 месяца назад +61

      ????? The book (and movie) is name _Carrie_ because the girl with the _powers_ is named Carrie. Why would she be Cassie?

    • @rosettastarlight6239
      @rosettastarlight6239 2 месяца назад +219

      I think it's referencing how the principal would get her name wrong and call her Cassie instead of Carrie

    • @denelian116
      @denelian116 2 месяца назад +37

      @@rosettastarlight6239 oh, duh, yeah that would have been that final indignity, wouldn't it?

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 2 месяца назад +38

      "Sir if Derek does it again do I have permission to throw it back at him?"
      "You know what Alex go right ahead."
      "Thanks sir and don't worry carrie I got you covered."

  • @lydiajevera4250
    @lydiajevera4250 Год назад +1177

    "Im sorry I was late. Aparently one of the other students didn't like how my creative writing assignment ended so she trapped me in her house and tried to make me change it.
    I have the broken leg to prove it."

    • @Emshii_
      @Emshii_ 2 месяца назад +56

      Missing foot, broken leg, shattered pelvis, missing thumbs too

    • @MURPHYCHACHO
      @MURPHYCHACHO 2 месяца назад +62

      "Unless you have a doctor's note to go with that leg, I don't wanna hear it."

    • @ArchieRatsworth
      @ArchieRatsworth 2 месяца назад +29

      ​@@MURPHYCHACHO*Shows the teacher my stump*
      How about this missing foot?

    • @wiilov
      @wiilov 2 месяца назад +13

      *Furiously rewrites ending of book-*

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 2 месяца назад +22

      @@ArchieRatsworthTeacher: … Ok, I’ll allow it, but next time that happens, be sure to have a note.

  • @number3766
    @number3766 2 месяца назад +249

    I love the implication that the teacher has dealt with the steven king shenanigans like it's a 9-5.
    He not only knows where and what the paranormal BS is, but how to stop them and the cost to do so is.
    He's just like "hey kids, don't do this, this and this. That's gonna kill ya this way, that's gonna traumatize you this way, that's a portal to another dimension, ect."

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona Год назад +172

    3:02 “PRFF-“
    “HAHHWHUAAT”
    “That did not break the way I thought!”

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Год назад +16

      Call cps on carrie’s mom what are you doing

  • @InvisibleHotdog
    @InvisibleHotdog 2 месяца назад +376

    Just make sure the car you try to hide in from Cujo isn't a 1950s model

    • @jajajasputin8927
      @jajajasputin8927 2 месяца назад +10

      Little bitty pretty one is playing in the distance

    • @jrr2480
      @jrr2480 2 месяца назад +9

      Christine is a very dangerous model T 😉

    • @lorierush6561
      @lorierush6561 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@jrr2480 She was a Plymouth Fury.

    • @seanwilkinson7431
      @seanwilkinson7431 2 месяца назад +10

      Also the trunk of the Buick 8 is a portal to a monster-infested, Lovecraftian hell dimension that exists between realities.

    • @thequietestengine
      @thequietestengine 2 месяца назад +5

      @@seanwilkinson7431 someone shouting out Buick 8, respect for you for that.

  • @heavybre
    @heavybre 2 месяца назад +159

    "Alright, class, we have a new student from Denver. He recently lost his father in a hotel fire, so please be kind to him, m'kay?"

  • @Ishtarru
    @Ishtarru 2 месяца назад +142

    I loved "You can float your ass on down to the principal's office."

  • @SpeedwagonZaidan
    @SpeedwagonZaidan 2 месяца назад +112

    I read the Great Gatsby in a single day. So Bill needs to get his ass into gear.

  • @Hollyberrystreats
    @Hollyberrystreats 2 месяца назад +201

    "Carrie, consider taking one"

    • @aradraugfea6755
      @aradraugfea6755 Месяц назад +9

      I mean... look, it's bullying, and it's wrong, but those things aren't cheap. I know a lot of girls that'd be thrilled for the free hygiene products.

  • @oftengruntled5432
    @oftengruntled5432 Год назад +333

    "Sorry teach, I would have made it to class on time but I tripped over part of a ufo in my backyard and then spent like a year unearthing it :/ I really gotta learn better time management, huh?

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Год назад +72

      "I think you should go by the Nurse's Station, you're looking a little...translucent...and did I see you riding here on a dishwasher moving under its own power? Do you have a permit for that thing?"

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 Месяц назад +3

      "But on the other hand, thanks to what I found out, we can power the entire school by wiring a couple of people's brains into this weird machine I built!"

  • @slimmsayton
    @slimmsayton 2 месяца назад +195

    …and when you hide in that hot car, make sure it’s not a ‘58 Plymouth Fury…just in case

    • @Luis-Sosa
      @Luis-Sosa 2 месяца назад +14

      Red one anyways

    • @MadProphet-iu9ke
      @MadProphet-iu9ke Месяц назад +3

      Or a Buick. Specifically the trunk of it.

  • @SunWukongTheMonkeyKing
    @SunWukongTheMonkeyKing Год назад +222

    This man thought this through so well. Absolutely glorious.

  • @ReyaitheShadowWolf
    @ReyaitheShadowWolf 2 месяца назад +111

    "Sorry I was late, a guy in a Buick 8 cut me off and unleashed horrors beyond my comprehension."

  • @beckmannm
    @beckmannm 2 месяца назад +281

    "Just this morning, on my way here, a big hawk TOOK OFF with my car!" 😂😂😂😂

    • @Cyclonestorm8
      @Cyclonestorm8 2 месяца назад +9

      … which one is that a reference to?

    • @thing_under_the_stairs
      @thing_under_the_stairs 2 месяца назад +13

      @@Cyclonestorm8 It.

    • @chaosplank210
      @chaosplank210 2 месяца назад +6

      hawk tuah

    • @bluelightstudios6191
      @bluelightstudios6191 2 месяца назад

      it didn't fly away with it. the hawk was humanoid and drove off with it after hot wiring the b*tch

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Месяц назад

      @@thing_under_the_stairs was it a giant hawk?

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 2 месяца назад +43

    He literally stopped the plot of carrie

  • @Kokkurichan
    @Kokkurichan 2 месяца назад +118

    "Sorry I'm late, sir! I slept through my alarm because some kid kept me up all night. He kept scratching at my window and asking me to let him in!"

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Месяц назад +4

      but that was salem's lot!

    • @Kokkurichan
      @Kokkurichan Месяц назад +6

      @@007kingifrit Not all of the stories he mentioned took place in Derry. Cujo and Needful Things are in Castle Rock and Carrie is in Chamberlain.

  • @Senthiuz
    @Senthiuz 2 месяца назад +81

    "I'm sorry I'm late. It took us half an hour to get by the traffic around the hospital. Something about a Reverend being ressurected?"

  • @kamomile_tea
    @kamomile_tea Год назад +103

    All of those jokes were so well written and on point

  • @tommychantzis6296
    @tommychantzis6296 2 месяца назад +45

    "Oh and also , if you ever see a shadow man named "Randal Flagg" in your dreams or in real life , just stay away from him. You don't wanna stand where he stands."

  • @879SCSP
    @879SCSP 2 месяца назад +46

    "A hot car to hide in" CHRISTINE NO

    • @MuertaNox
      @MuertaNox 2 месяца назад +13

      Nah, that one wasn't christine. Cujo is nominally about a rabid dog, but to get away from said dog... they were trapped in an old car with no AC in the summer heat. You ever think maybe it's okay to leave your kid in the hot car for just a minute while you run into the store? Yeah. The book tells you exactly WHY you DON'T.

  • @ems3376
    @ems3376 8 месяцев назад +85

    The “Rage” joke was spot on!

  • @thegrimmretails3777
    @thegrimmretails3777 Год назад +99

    "Extra pants and underwear will be available in the nurse's office. You'll know when it happens.

  • @MFSeaMen
    @MFSeaMen 2 месяца назад +75

    “I’m sorry I didn’t get the writing assignment done. I allowed my evil brain tumour of a twin brother / split personality to start writing it and accidentally manifested an evil version of myself who killed all my friends”.

    • @Nutshellbound
      @Nutshellbound 2 месяца назад +8

      @@MFSeaMen "Bachman wasn't a happy person"-Stephen King

    • @seanwilkinson7431
      @seanwilkinson7431 2 месяца назад +4

      Yew stole mah stawreh!

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Месяц назад +3

      Taking attendance. Madison?
      Madison:
      _Madison!_
      Madison:
      (sigh~) _... Gabriel?_
      Madison: *"Here!"*

  • @husker4life109
    @husker4life109 2 месяца назад +36

    “We dont have to deal with a kid bringing a gun to school…”
    Charlie decker says hold my gun

  • @garyking1986
    @garyking1986 Год назад +73

    What’s a shame is how obvious the crowd just isn’t understanding the references

  • @kennybrightwell1877
    @kennybrightwell1877 Год назад +146

    I’m sorry I was late sir, there’s a tiger in the boys bathroom, and I had to go really bad.

    • @infectioustomfoolery
      @infectioustomfoolery Год назад +19

      That was the weirdest goddamn story I've ever read lol

    • @lorierush6561
      @lorierush6561 2 месяца назад +2

      @@infectioustomfoolery Which one is that?

    • @MadProphet-iu9ke
      @MadProphet-iu9ke Месяц назад

      “Well, you did more to get rid of the tiger than Bill did with the demon clown, so I’ll only list you as tardy.”

    • @MURPHYCHACHO
      @MURPHYCHACHO Месяц назад +1

      ​@@lorierush6561It's one of his short stories, "Here There Be Tygers". I think it was collected in "Skeleton Crew".

    • @lorierush6561
      @lorierush6561 Месяц назад

      @@MURPHYCHACHO Thanks 👍

  • @andrewmihovich4252
    @andrewmihovich4252 2 месяца назад +53

    There's a lot I like about this. ...I don't remember anyone in _Needful Things_ getting trapped in a "mirror dimension."
    I can't help thinking that a journal from Needful Things would look like a leather-bound private journal that had belonged to your favorite author, barely used, with just enough to mark it as having once belonged to them before you make it your own, and to buy it you would have to break up the lawn ornaments of someone else in town who you don't really know but thinks their vendetta with their neighbor is gonna blow up any day now.

  • @CJBerdomas
    @CJBerdomas Год назад +276

    Sorry I was late to class, I had to help a Clint Eastwood knock off, a chick in a wheelchair and a heroin addict stop a guy in a red cloak.

    • @thenocturnenarrator
      @thenocturnenarrator 3 месяца назад +13

      *points* I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE AND I LOVE IT

    • @reallyfreakingoodvideogame468
      @reallyfreakingoodvideogame468 2 месяца назад +6

      To be fair, the guy in a red cloak is REALLY bad news.

    • @lorierush6561
      @lorierush6561 2 месяца назад +1

      Which one is that? "The stand"?

    • @oscarsalazar5876
      @oscarsalazar5876 2 месяца назад +5

      The guy in the red cloak barely does anything, throws deadly grenades sure, but nowhere as threatening as he was built up to be.

    • @CJBerdomas
      @CJBerdomas 2 месяца назад +4

      @@lorierush6561 No Dark Tower

  • @Sturmjager
    @Sturmjager 8 месяцев назад +58

    Sorry sir. I had to hitch a ride in a Pontiac with a guy who kept stopping everywhere to have a new portrait of himself painted.

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 Год назад +111

    Explaining you're late after getting kidnapped because your father smoked a cigarette.

  • @jimothybilliams334
    @jimothybilliams334 2 месяца назад +43

    "This is AP English, but here's some stats for your ass, Bill"

  • @elfi643
    @elfi643 25 дней назад +3

    “You failed to vanquish the clown” IM DYING

  • @jordanetherington1922
    @jordanetherington1922 4 месяца назад +44

    I loved all the little references. This guy clearly did the research

    • @Unownshipper
      @Unownshipper 25 дней назад

      It’s all very impressive and thorough. Although he could be just a *bit* more meticulous; he probably just directed several of his students into the backseat of a red Plymouth Fury or a blue Buick 8.

  • @Dragonlover553
    @Dragonlover553 2 месяца назад +24

    This is not how I expected to get spoilers for a 99 year old book.

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky 2 месяца назад

      The books were made between the 70s to now about 50 years ago

    • @N3k0B0o
      @N3k0B0o Месяц назад +6

      ​@@DinoRicky he means the Great Gatsby. :)

    • @aradraugfea6755
      @aradraugfea6755 Месяц назад +1

      Look, were you REALLY going to read it at this point?

  • @BB_and_Shroomz83
    @BB_and_Shroomz83 2 месяца назад +27

    I never realized that carrie was one of stephen king's
    I watched the movie when i was young, and never thought about reading the book

    • @Kokkurichan
      @Kokkurichan 2 месяца назад +12

      The book's really good in my opinion. It's mostly told through a compilation of interviews and articles.

    • @MuertaNox
      @MuertaNox 2 месяца назад +13

      Not only is it one of Steven King's, it's the first one he got published. Got so frustrated he threw it away halfway done, his wife pulled it out of the trash, read it, and asked What Happens Next.

  • @michaelcaboose8685
    @michaelcaboose8685 Месяц назад +11

    4:40 Stephen King did write a book about school shooting…

  • @omalleycaboose5937
    @omalleycaboose5937 2 месяца назад +13

    "I couldn't do the assignment, I walked for hours on the train tracks to find the other student who died

  • @TheVivvav
    @TheVivvav Год назад +45

    This dude has some Jason Mantzoukas energy goin' on.

  • @IsiahTomas
    @IsiahTomas 2 месяца назад +26

    Shame Professor Xavier never met Carrie.

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 2 месяца назад +7

      Much happier ending.

    • @williamlancaster5136
      @williamlancaster5136 2 месяца назад

      I can just imagine him rolling up and yelling Carrie this is not who you are!!! as she's slaughtering her classmates.

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 2 месяца назад +4

      @@williamlancaster5136 he'd get her name right

    • @grayson8633
      @grayson8633 2 месяца назад +5

      Jean could probably calm her down given her...experiences😅

  • @chrisdavey5530
    @chrisdavey5530 2 месяца назад +16

    follow up announcement from principal Flagg he would like to inform everyone that "we are legion....and please be punctual"

  • @MetastaticMaladies
    @MetastaticMaladies 2 месяца назад +18

    This is great, I love how he includes the audience to repeat stuff like they are his students. Good bit, I loved it

  • @AntiThunder176
    @AntiThunder176 5 месяцев назад +84

    So sorry I’m late sir, I was on my way to school but then a truck with a green goblin face started to chase me down

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 2 месяца назад +11

      No. Excuses.

  • @thetriathigamer1544
    @thetriathigamer1544 2 месяца назад +13

    This is so accurate, this is the most accurate teacher impression ever.

  • @thomasp.1533
    @thomasp.1533 2 месяца назад +12

    “You let the other kids call you trash can man? Come on, have some self respect! You could do great things with your life! You could save the world one day!”

  • @spitfireblaziken3663
    @spitfireblaziken3663 2 месяца назад +21

    Sorry I’m late teach. I had to take a bunch of detours in order to avoid getting killed by a microwave, an electric knife, my mom’s car, my dad’s car, a lawnmower, a steamroller, a bunch of other cars and trucks, a semi truck with a goblin face on it, and three vending machines. In that order.
    (Maximum Overdrive for those who don’t know)

  • @JDKaye
    @JDKaye Год назад +24

    This was an absolutely epic routine! Excellent job! You did your research! A+

  • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
    @ThePhantomSafetyPin Месяц назад +3

    "We don't have to deal with a kid bringing a gun to school"
    MFW Rage existed.

  • @psychogamer7213
    @psychogamer7213 2 месяца назад +14

    "I'm sorry I'm late again sir, My 100 year old Grandpa needed his meds after watching an old movie again. I think It was 'Top Hat' or somethin'."

  • @turquoisesnowflake4613
    @turquoisesnowflake4613 2 месяца назад +11

    "Sorry I'm late, I was trapped in Estes Park because of weather and the hotel I stayed at was technically closed for the season. Lovely hotel, totally haunted"

  • @jalejablonsky2396
    @jalejablonsky2396 2 месяца назад +14

    “I’m sorry, Teach, I’d made it on time but I was trapped in another dimension and had to come back through a time travel train by having someone I know be fucked an imp… for some reason I couldn’t account for that.”

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 2 месяца назад +6

    “You didn’t read the assignment because you and your friends found a dead body? Ok. And?
    Finding bodies in the street isn’t new in this town.”

  • @rainbowsword8353
    @rainbowsword8353 Месяц назад +6

    This teacher has the shining

  • @NextToToddliness
    @NextToToddliness Год назад +20

    This is brilliant.

  • @jeffk.9075
    @jeffk.9075 2 месяца назад +12

    Thank you algorithm for bringing this to me finally.

  • @newelljoseph5060
    @newelljoseph5060 2 месяца назад +8

    Mr. Griffin: David, glad to see you, did you finish your homework over the summer? You couldn't because your family took a vacation trip and got trapped in a town called Desperation because an evil spirit possessed a cop that killed everyone? The only 'Desperation' I hear, is why you couldn't get the homework done while you were stuck there.

  • @oftengruntled5432
    @oftengruntled5432 Год назад +15

    This was incredible, absolutely masterful

  • @OpalSpring
    @OpalSpring 2 месяца назад +4

    I just need a movie about this teacher. Sighing his way through supernatural forces and just trying to live his life.

  • @justincampbell3891
    @justincampbell3891 Месяц назад +3

    A teacher in a Stephen King book
    Is usually the protagonist.
    Like, it's a trope at this point.
    Unless it's Roland Deschain, King's male novel protagonists usually fall into three categories
    1) child
    2) English teacher
    3) writer
    The female protagonists fall into two categories
    1) crone
    2) virginal but sexually active. The Madonna and the vv#0r3 in a single person.
    That also is a trope. And one of the common complaints about King's writing. Even people who like both him and his writing call him out on it. Peter Straub, with whom he wrote two books, raked him over the coals for that repeatedly.

  • @annaf.w.5154
    @annaf.w.5154 19 дней назад +2

    Not only did you not do the reading, but you failed to kill the clown. XDDDD

  • @OhSkyeLanta
    @OhSkyeLanta Год назад +31

    *laughs from the gallows scaffolding*

  • @TupocalypseShakur
    @TupocalypseShakur 2 месяца назад +7

    Man the teacher looks stressed, I know this one forest he take a relaxing drive through. It's creepy but it'll have him feeling like a new man

  • @joycebowen8958
    @joycebowen8958 Месяц назад +2

    😂 when he was talking about showing up on time it reminded me of my English teacher in my junior year of high school. On the first day he told us we could get 9 unexcused tardies each semester for free before he counted them against us. We had 3 excused,3 unexused,and 3 slept late. He ended up being one of my favorite English teachers.❤

  • @flipingboredcritic
    @flipingboredcritic 2 месяца назад +6

    Funny enough. I can really imagine his voice talking as this character for the show XD

  • @Juria316
    @Juria316 2 месяца назад +5

    Sorry I'm late teach. My family spent the summer being part of a psychic experience program to try to awaken an old house, which turned out to be haunted as all hell, killed several of the other people we were working with, and some ghost lady kept trying to make us stay and fix up said haunted murder home that keeps building itself. And that was just in the first week.

  • @Lil-EDaReaper
    @Lil-EDaReaper 2 месяца назад +6

    This needs to be a show shit would be hilarious

  • @omnicupid6694
    @omnicupid6694 2 месяца назад +8

    "Sorry I'm late, sir. My family and I went to this hotel for winter break and my dad tried to kill me and my mom. It took a while for us to get back."

    • @anarcho_cyber9119
      @anarcho_cyber9119 2 месяца назад

      “Your father alcoholism isn’t a school’s issues Omni, you know back in high school…I tried to ask her out and she said “I’d rather marry a failed author”…look where it got her”

  • @sevendeadlysquids404
    @sevendeadlysquids404 2 месяца назад +9

    Don’t worry! I’ll never be late. I’d get eaten by Langoliers if I was.

  • @eddiestaud1843
    @eddiestaud1843 2 месяца назад +9

    Sorry teach, had to detour from my usual route due to a police roadblock, something about some guy digging out of Shawshank or something.

  • @prastarkeepers
    @prastarkeepers 2 месяца назад +6

    "Alright, today, we're going to talk about sex ed, and--Yes, Bev? . . . What do you mean you seven already have experience?"

  • @Jason-ji8ql
    @Jason-ji8ql Месяц назад +3

    Welcome to Nightvale: Steven King Edition

  • @DanielS2001
    @DanielS2001 2 месяца назад +3

    For the last joke, it would have been better if he said, "You're whole family is sick with Captain Trips. Sounds fake." (making a reference to The Stand).

  • @Gfish17
    @Gfish17 2 месяца назад +7

    Wouldn't living in the Stephen King universe with someone like Carrie be just as real as a person with a gun!?
    Perhaps even worse considering guns will eventually jam and run out of ammo.

    • @rickyrhodes9008
      @rickyrhodes9008 2 месяца назад +4

      I mean Carrie eventually jammed and ran out of ammo, too.

    • @Loki_K
      @Loki_K 2 месяца назад +3

      It's a reference to Rage. tl;dr book written from school shooter perspective that King voluntarily pulled from the shelves.

  • @adrianne7882
    @adrianne7882 2 месяца назад +1

    “Who did the summer reading?”
    “You did I’m surprised” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thefancytophat3662
    @thefancytophat3662 Год назад +9

    This is awesome

  • @MuertaNox
    @MuertaNox 2 месяца назад +5

    Not going to lie, I thought the kid who was late at the end of the class would have gotten the response, "Oh, there's a -tiger- in the -bathroom-? All right I've had enough of this bullshit, I'm going to go look."

  • @NekoChanSenpai
    @NekoChanSenpai 2 месяца назад +10

    Teacher forgets the worldwide superflu pandemic known as captain tripps

  • @guineawuv
    @guineawuv Месяц назад +1

    I'm a huge Stephen King fan and loved this.

  • @trippparsley2009
    @trippparsley2009 Месяц назад +2

    Using this approach on IT would probably work

  • @biedronkagirl
    @biedronkagirl Год назад +10

    i love this!

  • @jasonmurdoc9533
    @jasonmurdoc9533 2 месяца назад +1

    This deserved more this was brilliant

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 месяца назад +1

    I loved every moment of this!!!!!

  • @shiniestaipom123
    @shiniestaipom123 Месяц назад +1

    That ending was the best part

  • @BubbaWinter-xh2ml
    @BubbaWinter-xh2ml 2 месяца назад +4

    The dark tower connects all his books

  • @ericjohnson6120
    @ericjohnson6120 Месяц назад +2

    "Just a reminder that hanging out in a cornfield does NOT count as an extracurricular activity."

    • @valkyrie-randgris
      @valkyrie-randgris 20 дней назад +1

      "Neither does hanging out in the big field off the highway, no matter WHAT the alien rock told you. You're grass? You're LATE is what you are little man!"

  • @ghostofrevan4455
    @ghostofrevan4455 2 месяца назад +3

    "And to top it off, the only one of you thats is always on time, is the kid in the wheel chair..... I would say he's my best student, except the excuse he gave me for not reading Gatsby.... WAS SHOOTING A WERE-WOLF WITH A BOTTLE ROCKET!!"

  • @eldridgebrown3907
    @eldridgebrown3907 2 месяца назад +2

    This was freaking hilarious! I LOVE IT!