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  • @NCF8710
    @NCF8710 3 месяца назад +594

    Optimist: The glass is half full
    Pessimist: The glass is half empty
    Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be

    • @andrewbesso4257
      @andrewbesso4257 3 месяца назад +40

      Chemist: The glass contains approximately 50% water, 39% nitrogen, and 11% oxygen by volume.

    • @174zuke
      @174zuke 3 месяца назад +5

      I have this on a coffee mug!

    • @eastwing27
      @eastwing27 3 месяца назад +16

      Programmer: this glass is far from an overflow so we can add some more (adds water enough to fill 3 more glasses)

    • @pansepot1490
      @pansepot1490 3 месяца назад +13

      The joke is funny but no hydraulic engineer worth their salt would think that the glass is too big.
      If you dig a drainage canal just big enough you get a flooding every time there’s rainfall above the average. In my area we got a major flooding last year and we were painfully reminded of that.

    • @corgi_dad
      @corgi_dad 3 месяца назад

      @@pansepot1490 perfect!

  • @jefftitterington7600
    @jefftitterington7600 3 месяца назад +226

    I've come across some rules for working with engineers. 1) if they say "oops," run. They have either made a small mistake or there will be a very large explosion. 2) Do not tell an engineer that something can't be done. They will prove you wrong and might alter the fabric of reality. 3) Do not let an engineer get bored. (See rules 1 and 2 for consequences). 4) Do keep an engineer moderately busy - a content engineer is a safe engineer.
    😊

    • @jeepstergal12
      @jeepstergal12 3 месяца назад +10

      If you want to make a long story short, do not ask an engineer!

    • @IamJustJ.
      @IamJustJ. 3 месяца назад +34

      Rule #5: Do not ask an engineer a technical question unless you expect a technical response.
      My CEO has yet to learn this one. He thinks he is asking a super great question. But gets bogged down by the answer the second sentence in. At the end of the 10 minute long explanation by the engineer, I still see the CEO's mental hourglass spinning. That's when I step up and say, "The short version of his answer: No, not at this time." CEO: "Oh!" Light bulb clicks on and the hourglass stops spinning.
      I've tried coaching these engineers. 4 years later, they're still making the same mistake. So, what I have learned is neither the CEO nor the developers have learned from consistently failing to communicate. I act as translator. Simplifying for the CEO and expanding the technical questions for the engineers.

    • @markb7898
      @markb7898 3 месяца назад +10

      I am an engineer but understand management and often have to act as a translator and run interference. It can be very funny at times.

    • @Zipy54
      @Zipy54 2 месяца назад +1

      These rules work for me but im not an engineer! (though i do want to be)

    • @jefftitterington7600
      @jefftitterington7600 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Zipy54 we'll try to keep you moderately busy. 🤓

  • @grussell76
    @grussell76 3 месяца назад +201

    Give engineers an inch, and they will measure it.

    • @bndlett8752
      @bndlett8752 2 месяца назад +4

      Measure twice and only cut twice... because you were holding the ruler the wrong way. (This has happened to someone I know)

    • @Cjbc1214
      @Cjbc1214 2 месяца назад

      😂

    • @DieinnereStimme
      @DieinnereStimme Месяц назад +3

      An inch is 25,4 millimeters, trust me i'm an engineer.

    • @paulwest5402
      @paulwest5402 День назад

      What are the tolerances on the measurement….

    • @verabolton
      @verabolton День назад +1

      @@bndlett8752 But one inch is one inch on both ends of the ruler! 😳

  • @PsychoSavager289
    @PsychoSavager289 4 месяца назад +262

    RUclips + ADD = TikTok. That's it, you win the internet.

    • @maia-ai2000
      @maia-ai2000 4 месяца назад +4

      IT SOO TRUE

    • @javabeanz8549
      @javabeanz8549 2 месяца назад +4

      And then we have RUclips Shorts... trying to keep up with the TikTok Jones

    • @dilvastak7351
      @dilvastak7351 2 месяца назад +2

      TikTok ctrl+c ctrl+v = YT shorts

    • @jerseyjoyride1316
      @jerseyjoyride1316 Месяц назад

      ​@@javabeanz8549Nah, if RUclips wanted to keep up with Tik Tok they'd have stupid and deadly challenges.
      "Hey kids let's show you how to steal a Kia!" 🤡

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 10 дней назад

      RUclips + AD(H)D = RUclips on 2x video speed. Well, at least for videos where the timing doesn't matter. Like this I watched in 1x speed, because timing matters for comedy.

  • @AntisocialRedNeckNerd
    @AntisocialRedNeckNerd 4 месяца назад +169

    As an engineer, I approve this message . .

    • @AnthonyDentinger
      @AnthonyDentinger 4 месяца назад +11

      As an engineer, this message made me feel neutral 😐

    • @DanTDMJace
      @DanTDMJace Месяц назад

      Yea

  • @theusher2893
    @theusher2893 3 месяца назад +83

    Q: How can you tell if an engineer has good social skills?
    A: He looks at other people's shoes.

  • @davidjames6879
    @davidjames6879 3 месяца назад +54

    Ever see Mylie Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the same place at the same time? ....Don just proved his point

  • @javaman8895
    @javaman8895 4 месяца назад +92

    I’m an engineer, what’s everyone laughing at?😂

  • @GlobalWarmingFraud
    @GlobalWarmingFraud 4 месяца назад +67

    I love this...😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

  • @tw4982
    @tw4982 3 месяца назад +33

    My favorite engineering motto - "If you haven't done it twice, you haven't done it!"

    • @LonelyTropicalFish
      @LonelyTropicalFish 14 дней назад

      Mine comes from Thomas Edison. "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

  • @mxgirl918
    @mxgirl918 2 месяца назад +17

    As the niece of an engineer I actually agree with the emojis 🤣 The one time my uncle is happy is when the project is finished and he gets paid!

  • @venky193
    @venky193 4 месяца назад +46

    THE BEST thing I saw on RUclips today. As a fellow Engineer, I approve!!

  • @GaudyMarko
    @GaudyMarko 2 месяца назад +12

    I'm a software engineer. The project being finished just means now we have to spend the next decade or so supporting it with bug fixes, feature requests and compatibility with newer technology.

    • @sutediheriyonoBaladMaUng
      @sutediheriyonoBaladMaUng Месяц назад

      Software Eng.: building unreality but paid reality.
      Civil Eng.: building reality and they paid unreality (10% from the project sometime not enought for corrupt govt..), and half years after get paid the building "unreal" (collaps).

  • @stevebot
    @stevebot 4 месяца назад +29

    You make PowerPoint fun.

  • @dncprncss
    @dncprncss 3 месяца назад +26

    Careful when you ask an engineer a question. He may answer it.

  • @bubzilla6137
    @bubzilla6137 4 месяца назад +175

    The fact that Miley Cyrus played Hannah Montana makes this even funnier! She actually played a role where she was secretly two different people (Hannah Montana). 🤣😂

    • @joakimmoller
      @joakimmoller 4 месяца назад +16

      Have anyone seen Miley and Justin at the same time?...😮😊

    • @KlingonPrincess
      @KlingonPrincess 3 месяца назад +4

      Every single time my daughter watched "Hannah Montana" I'd tell her, "That's Miley Cyrus!" Then crack up hysterically. I'm easily amused 😁

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 Месяц назад +3

      "actually"

    • @svetluskamcz
      @svetluskamcz 24 дня назад +1

      That was first thing that crossed my mind as well..lol

  • @tuan_ha
    @tuan_ha 4 месяца назад +28

    That lady's laughter is contagious! Gotta love that

  • @raffriff42
    @raffriff42 4 месяца назад +28

    This makes me so happy 😐

    • @EleanorPeterson
      @EleanorPeterson 4 месяца назад

      I see what you did there... So, your Comment is finished? Let's party like it's 20.2427933016😶

    • @CeciliaKronvall
      @CeciliaKronvall 3 месяца назад

      Best comment!😂

  • @LowellBoggs
    @LowellBoggs Месяц назад +2

    This is really fun. Thank you for the smile on my face❤

  • @mjtunstall1976
    @mjtunstall1976 25 дней назад +1

    im a mechanical engineer and he is right about the emotions!!

  • @raumich
    @raumich 4 месяца назад +10

    You are SOOOOO funny. Love your humor. Greetings from Germany.

  • @kathleenkalman4796
    @kathleenkalman4796 Месяц назад +1

    My dad was an engineer. I Way got some of it. When I'm having a really good aerobic exercise walking or biking I go straight into math mode. I can figure out in my head, "okay if I go this fast for the remainder, my average will be that much but if I...."..you get it😂

  • @randomgrinn
    @randomgrinn 2 месяца назад +20

    Our company now has Sales Engineers. Pretty sure my next meal will be served by a Waitress Engineer.

    • @LegorocketsAnimation
      @LegorocketsAnimation 24 дня назад

      nah, the food is served by product delivery specialists, engineers would have to be paid more

  • @kate4121
    @kate4121 3 месяца назад +12

    The emojis for engineers are the same ones I’d use for Alan Ladd, the actor. Ever watch his movies? His happy face is the same as his sad face as his shocked face….

  • @fictionfan0
    @fictionfan0 4 месяца назад +20

    Twitter - Internet = Junior High
    I think that's giving them too much credit, but whatever, I'm not writing these jokes.

    • @ThomasNimmesgern
      @ThomasNimmesgern 3 месяца назад +5

      So it's
      Twitter - Internet = Mental Asylum

  • @dncprncss
    @dncprncss 3 месяца назад +10

    Love engineers! They literally take us to the moon and back!

  • @mariabirdlady3626
    @mariabirdlady3626 3 месяца назад +7

    Aaaaaaaa !!!!!! Dr. Evil !!!!!

  • @mackenzieneal1660
    @mackenzieneal1660 3 месяца назад +6

    Why couldn't we have funny engineers like this at my work?

  • @ldbarthel
    @ldbarthel 4 месяца назад +4

    Awesome set!

  • @yesemitesam333
    @yesemitesam333 2 месяца назад +2

    Engineering students at university - learning more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.

  • @remconoordermeer7015
    @remconoordermeer7015 3 месяца назад +5

    You caused an engineer to laugh. You, sir, are… well, not a genius, but a very good comedian. Just take the compliment, don’t overthink it. 😐

  • @martinlemke4440
    @martinlemke4440 2 месяца назад +2

    That was a goo one: Dr. Evil and Jeff Amazon 🤣

  • @suevillarreal9315
    @suevillarreal9315 3 месяца назад +2

    New subscriber here! This is hilarious and so clever! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NetheriteBunny
    @NetheriteBunny 21 день назад +1

    hilarious :DDD

  • @davetdowell
    @davetdowell 2 месяца назад +1

    As an engineer I can confirm his emoji layout is accurate.

  • @RDCST
    @RDCST 2 месяца назад +1

    And the rocket looks like a giant Willie.😂

    • @MrPzyt
      @MrPzyt 8 дней назад

      Yes. It even works similarly. Propels humanity into new territories.

  • @gypsybelle4757
    @gypsybelle4757 2 месяца назад +1

    This is genius!😂😂Sharing with my chemical engineer sister.

  • @joe125ful
    @joe125ful Месяц назад +1

    Dr.Evil:):)

  • @lux_fero
    @lux_fero 4 месяца назад +13

    Yea this rocket kinda looks like...

    • @CenturionKenshin
      @CenturionKenshin 4 месяца назад +5

      Best form for many engineering solutions :)

    • @Zipy54
      @Zipy54 2 месяца назад

      Its the strongest shape, better than trusses!

    • @LegorocketsAnimation
      @LegorocketsAnimation 24 дня назад

      You might want to watch Scott Manley's video on it. He explains why it looks that way.

  • @robinlinton0
    @robinlinton0 3 месяца назад +2

    Hilarious!

  • @leeboriack8054
    @leeboriack8054 2 месяца назад

    He is brilliant!

  • @Weirdream.s
    @Weirdream.s 2 месяца назад

    Lol this is wonderful 😂😂

  • @LucasDonates
    @LucasDonates 3 дня назад

    I can show you how I'm laughing right now... 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
    Those who have worked on engineering projects know how satisfying it is to see a project completed. 🙂

  • @catlovingtrio
    @catlovingtrio Месяц назад +5

    Actually, Junior High School cafeteria is not Twitter minus internet, because there aren't enough terrible political takes in JHS.

  • @andsviat
    @andsviat 2 месяца назад

    Oh, man. You broke my face.

  • @Darequin
    @Darequin 2 месяца назад +1

    I’m amazed by how his style looks like Tommy Cooper. I mean, Don’s set of themes and the character he created is different but the punchlines, gestures and mimics are like a copy of Cooper. I am not trying to critisiZe or anything; because the result is amazing.

  • @internetopinion3043
    @internetopinion3043 2 месяца назад +2

    I throught he was going to say
    AARP + Internet = Facebook

  • @kexcz8276
    @kexcz8276 2 месяца назад +2

    Man, I dunno about the math... 😂💀. I thought that I went to study to become engineer because I can't do it, because If I could, then I would become a mathematician no? 😂

    • @LegorocketsAnimation
      @LegorocketsAnimation 24 дня назад +1

      I thought engineers knew how to do math, but mathematicians liked to do math.

    • @kexcz8276
      @kexcz8276 23 дня назад

      @@LegorocketsAnimation or... Btw, had practically completed all math at this point in my studies, and the worst math was perhaps in math 1, where they were putting up nasty integrals (finishing as arctg, with perpasrtes, partial fractions, substitution, etc...), and differential equations in math 2, but there were already mateices, which were quite easy, and in math 3, it is all about double and triple integrals, but because they take longer to calculate, they don't put any hard functions in it, only easy ones, so yeah...

  • @alex16cole
    @alex16cole 2 месяца назад

    Genius again

  • @GreenSteedaGT
    @GreenSteedaGT 2 месяца назад +1

    Dick Van Dyke's long lost brother.

  • @NishanSaliya
    @NishanSaliya 3 месяца назад

    I love this clip

  • @roadrunner5319
    @roadrunner5319 2 месяца назад

    Hey Don! George your old Menlo Park roomate. Comedy Math - Humor = Graduate School. Hah! lookit I did one!

  • @davidscott9572
    @davidscott9572 3 месяца назад +7

    Engineers people who come up with complicated solutions to a simple problem and create 2 problems bigger than the one they solved.

  • @mikekungfull
    @mikekungfull 2 дня назад

    So according to math rules: if Twitter - Internet = Junior High school, so Twitter + Junior High School = Internet?

  • @criticalalfredo707
    @criticalalfredo707 2 месяца назад

    seems engineers and medical professionals had the same emoji preferences

  • @logmanoriginal
    @logmanoriginal 4 месяца назад +8

    😐

  • @MichaelJones-ci6hq
    @MichaelJones-ci6hq 2 месяца назад

    Lol 😂

  • @JonnyKing_27
    @JonnyKing_27 3 месяца назад +1

    hes an engineer
    (Don McMillan engineers emotions joke reference if no one gets it)

  • @josephglatz25
    @josephglatz25 3 месяца назад +1

    Well, Jeff Bezos does have a big shiny rocket that looks like someone's Johnson.

  • @bethwood765
    @bethwood765 Месяц назад

    I’m an engineer. I can relate. 😐

  • @ВиталийАлександров-б9у

    This guy looks like soviet engineer, trust me, my grandfather and uncle were. What the hell, is it international?!

  • @drydogg
    @drydogg 3 месяца назад +1

    Anyone ever notice that you never saw Michael and Janet in the same room at the same time? Same thing Miley and Justin.

  • @heatherwallace3397
    @heatherwallace3397 2 месяца назад

    That’s my hubby alright

  • @useruser6240
    @useruser6240 4 месяца назад +3

    Based😐

  • @eldonhoward7925
    @eldonhoward7925 3 месяца назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @warmongerel9743
    @warmongerel9743 3 месяца назад +20

    As an industrial mechanic, when I take over the world, Engineers are going to be the first ones up against the wall. Fixing things that you designed and never gave a single thought about how anyone was supposed to repair those things has made my job miserable for decades. And pro tip: More complicated is rarely better. Especially when its only purpose is to impress your fellow Engineers with how much smarter you are than them. It will be funny when you start telling the firing squad how much more efficient it would be to have the rifles...BANG!

    • @YourThermalWorld
      @YourThermalWorld 3 месяца назад +3

      The difference between an Engineer and a technician: A technician knows what to do. An Engineer knows how to get out of doing it.

    • @Xiy114
      @Xiy114 2 месяца назад

      A line from an engineering joke at the end "imagine a spherical had," in response to a horse owner hiring an engineer to make his horse faster

  • @TheAmos1
    @TheAmos1 9 дней назад

    😆😆😆

  • @donepearce
    @donepearce 2 месяца назад

    He's funny enough that doesn't need to inject so much desperation into his act.

  • @rochrich1223
    @rochrich1223 Месяц назад

    Tesla + cologne = Testos-cologne

  • @sharit7970
    @sharit7970 3 месяца назад +1

    Elon Musk deserved that joke...

  • @BillyViBritannia
    @BillyViBritannia 2 месяца назад

    Its funny because I recognized Justin Bieber even with all that makeup.

  • @aldob5681
    @aldob5681 3 месяца назад

    5 seconds to get the elon musk....

  • @dougsmith747
    @dougsmith747 2 месяца назад

    😐😐😐😐😐

  • @jeanyonsei2318
    @jeanyonsei2318 2 месяца назад

    So funny 😐.

  • @LosPeregrinosdeCamino
    @LosPeregrinosdeCamino 2 месяца назад

    Dude, you're so good in making people laugh, you should quit your day job :-|

  • @vdgjolly
    @vdgjolly Месяц назад

    Is it possible that the writer of the TV show "The Big Bang Theory" were inspired (a lot) by you, Mr McMillan?

  • @BaneLoki
    @BaneLoki 3 месяца назад +3

    Need a set of emojis for the timeline of a project… 😐😐😐😳🥺😱😤😭🥹🤪🫠😵‍💫🤢🤮😐😐😁

  • @hans_____
    @hans_____ 2 месяца назад +2

    😐

  • @aasdfbbasdf2185
    @aasdfbbasdf2185 25 дней назад

    😐