The joke is funny but no hydraulic engineer worth their salt would think that the glass is too big. If you dig a drainage canal just big enough you get a flooding every time there’s rainfall above the average. In my area we got a major flooding last year and we were painfully reminded of that.
I've come across some rules for working with engineers. 1) if they say "oops," run. They have either made a small mistake or there will be a very large explosion. 2) Do not tell an engineer that something can't be done. They will prove you wrong and might alter the fabric of reality. 3) Do not let an engineer get bored. (See rules 1 and 2 for consequences). 4) Do keep an engineer moderately busy - a content engineer is a safe engineer. 😊
The fact that Miley Cyrus played Hannah Montana makes this even funnier! She actually played a role where she was secretly two different people (Hannah Montana). 🤣😂
As an industrial mechanic, when I take over the world, Engineers are going to be the first ones up against the wall. Fixing things that you designed and never gave a single thought about how anyone was supposed to repair those things has made my job miserable for decades. And pro tip: More complicated is rarely better. Especially when its only purpose is to impress your fellow Engineers with how much smarter you are than them. It will be funny when you start telling the firing squad how much more efficient it would be to have the rifles...BANG!
The emojis for engineers are the same ones I’d use for Alan Ladd, the actor. Ever watch his movies? His happy face is the same as his sad face as his shocked face….
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Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be
Chemist: The glass contains approximately 50% water, 39% nitrogen, and 11% oxygen by volume.
I have this on a coffee mug!
Programmer: this glass is far from an overflow so we can add some more (adds water enough to fill 3 more glasses)
The joke is funny but no hydraulic engineer worth their salt would think that the glass is too big.
If you dig a drainage canal just big enough you get a flooding every time there’s rainfall above the average. In my area we got a major flooding last year and we were painfully reminded of that.
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IT SOO TRUE
As an engineer, I approve this message . .
As an engineer, this message made me feel neutral 😐
I've come across some rules for working with engineers. 1) if they say "oops," run. They have either made a small mistake or there will be a very large explosion. 2) Do not tell an engineer that something can't be done. They will prove you wrong and might alter the fabric of reality. 3) Do not let an engineer get bored. (See rules 1 and 2 for consequences). 4) Do keep an engineer moderately busy - a content engineer is a safe engineer.
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If you want to make a long story short, do not ask an engineer!
The fact that Miley Cyrus played Hannah Montana makes this even funnier! She actually played a role where she was secretly two different people (Hannah Montana). 🤣😂
Have anyone seen Miley and Justin at the same time?...😮😊
THE BEST thing I saw on RUclips today. As a fellow Engineer, I approve!!
Q: How can you tell if an engineer has good social skills?
A: He looks at other people's shoes.
That lady's laughter is contagious! Gotta love that
I love this...😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
I’m an engineer, what’s everyone laughing at?😂
They're laughing because their projects are finished?
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You make PowerPoint fun.
This makes me so happy 😐
I see what you did there... So, your Comment is finished? Let's party like it's 20.2427933016😶
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You are SOOOOO funny. Love your humor. Greetings from Germany.
Twitter - Internet = Junior High
I think that's giving them too much credit, but whatever, I'm not writing these jokes.
So it's
Twitter - Internet = Mental Asylum
Ever see Mylie Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the same place at the same time? ....Don just proved his point
As an industrial mechanic, when I take over the world, Engineers are going to be the first ones up against the wall. Fixing things that you designed and never gave a single thought about how anyone was supposed to repair those things has made my job miserable for decades. And pro tip: More complicated is rarely better. Especially when its only purpose is to impress your fellow Engineers with how much smarter you are than them. It will be funny when you start telling the firing squad how much more efficient it would be to have the rifles...BANG!
The difference between an Engineer and a technician: A technician knows what to do. An Engineer knows how to get out of doing it.
Hilarious!
Aaaaaaaa !!!!!! Dr. Evil !!!!!
The emojis for engineers are the same ones I’d use for Alan Ladd, the actor. Ever watch his movies? His happy face is the same as his sad face as his shocked face….
New subscriber here! This is hilarious and so clever! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome set!
Engineers people who come up with complicated solutions to a simple problem and create 2 problems bigger than the one they solved.
Yea this rocket kinda looks like...
Best form for many engineering solutions :)
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