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  • Опубликовано: 23 июн 2012
  • Trust me, not putin. Fuck war.
    I despise everyone who is organizing or celebrating the Invasion on Ukraine.
    You are ether a war criminal, or you have been listening to to many lies.
    To my Russian viewers : this is reality, not what you see on Russian TV
    / president_zelenskyys_h...
    Слава Україні!
    Героям слава!
    Trust me, i'm an engineer !
    There are many parodys to this song now, this is a nice one in TF2 style !
    • Trust me, i'm an TF2 e...
    come and visit my book of faces !
    / vilkaz.zebigwan
    or birdy site
    #!/Vilkaz
    you can download like a pirat,
    just google "youtube to mp3" :)
    TEXT :
    i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov
    and i'm an engineer !
    just let me take my breakfast first,
    cornflakes, vodka and beer !
    and then i'll show you all of mine
    constructions ewerywhere
    i can explain the world for you,
    all that i need is chair
    i built many buildings,
    well some of them have failed
    i had to leave my country,
    so through the sea i sailed !
    Refrain
    Trust me, i'm an engineer !
    i think we'll put this thing right here
    trust me, i'm an engineer
    what the fuck did just happened here ?
    trust me, i'm anengineer !
    with epic skill and epic gear !
    trust me, i'm an engineer !
    oh shit, i think i'm outta here !
    i built alot of bridges,
    some of them even dance
    my buildings are very secure !
    Intruders have no chance !
    you want to drive a broken car
    i can help you in this !
    no wheel, no tire ! no problem !
    those parts i never miss !
    my good diploma give me jobs
    although i didn't study,
    i simply got this from a friend,
    as a Birthday gift, from buddy !
    since then i travel everywhere,
    and sometimes build a Road (
    you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro !
    i piss in expert mode !
    interrupt : (Kalinka style)
    i am, an engineeer an i having good time now,
    physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know
    you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn
    let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn
    i feel really well, i get paid more then you
    cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew !
    i drive my tractor like a boss
    see what jump i just did ? !
    you say this is impossible ?
    just like i give a shit !
    my bicycle is wearing shoes
    showel bazooka is in use
    oven in my car melting ore
    i have an airbag in tractor !
    i once tried to catch the sun
    and dirty brick to wash
    now i say : my work here is done
    was hard day, oh my gosh...
    Outtro with
    Trust me, i'm an engineer !
    i think we'll put this thing right here
    trust me, i'm an engineer
    what the fuck did just happened here ?
    trust me, i'm anengineer !
    with epic skill and epic gear !
    trust me, i'm an engineer !
    oh shit, i think i'm outta here !
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  • @TheVilkaz
    @TheVilkaz  2 года назад +7906

    Trust me, not putin. Fuck war.

    • @idiotgaming6376
      @idiotgaming6376 2 года назад +581

      Nice to see your okay

    • @dioptre
      @dioptre 2 года назад +1126

      I trust you, not putin. Fuck war.

    • @MrNorbert-os8bh
      @MrNorbert-os8bh 2 года назад +383

      Suddenly.... a wild ukranian tractor appears!

    • @TheVilkaz
      @TheVilkaz  2 года назад +831

      @@altier1119 because i can do very little about the situation. But what i can, i do. And i definitely take a side in this war.

    • @marclapin
      @marclapin 2 года назад +151

      damn didnt expect to see this account alive lol

  • @bashergamer_
    @bashergamer_ 3 года назад +4075

    7 year old me after turning on the router:

    • @Kalkeo
      @Kalkeo 3 года назад +90

      4 year old me after turning on the tv

    • @daniellewin5274
      @daniellewin5274 3 года назад +61

      1 year me after put two Lego together

    • @Marlin123
      @Marlin123 3 года назад +39

      Dad comes and oh shit i think i'm outta here

    • @RedVRCC
      @RedVRCC 2 года назад +16

      5 year old me successfully opening a beer when I see my dad reach for the belt again.

    • @johnpaulbeerer1145
      @johnpaulbeerer1145 2 года назад +11

      Me after duck taping the two halves of my rental car back together:

  • @blasted4094
    @blasted4094 4 года назад +4674

    “I think we put this thing right here”
    -France building an artillery border in WWII

    • @yuricouwenberg8986
      @yuricouwenberg8986 4 года назад +64

      Germans be like lets just go around

    • @Karl_toffel.
      @Karl_toffel. 4 года назад +18

      *Germany went around it and colonized you*
      Friend:
      >How do you think about yourself son of a bitch.

    • @jeuvideoworld
      @jeuvideoworld 4 года назад +2

      300th like : )

    • @Da.Shanks.
      @Da.Shanks. 4 года назад +36

      "What the f*ck did just happen here?"
      --France when Germany bypassed that entire fortified border

    • @sethbennett617
      @sethbennett617 4 года назад +6

      @Amber Wolf not really. They got annexed because they couldnt build on the border with belgium. Because belgium was neutral. So germany just went through belgium. It was really because of belgian indecisiveness.

  • @BlackEpyon
    @BlackEpyon 2 года назад +4191

    The Soviets actually did have good engineers. Their quality control was a different story.

  • @nathanaeldean6301
    @nathanaeldean6301 Год назад +1719

    Fun fact: this song also applies to software engineering too

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real Год назад +76

      Yup. As a student of Software design and Development. Can confirm.

    • @Elonmusk1234
      @Elonmusk1234 Год назад +46

      Hearing this song as my internals are coming, this gives me strength
      Trust me I am software engineer

    • @sosig6445
      @sosig6445 Год назад

      Trust me this code is gooood i got it from github it will work just fine.
      ...10 seconds later
      Oh shit i crashed the entire database

    • @litearely_no_one
      @litearely_no_one Год назад +53

      ...
      Weird texts evrywhere
      i can explain them for you
      all you need is control V and C
      i codded many websites
      welp, some of have them failed
      i had to leave my jobs
      trought the internet i surfed
      trust me, im a programmer
      i think we put that line right here
      trust me, im a programmer
      what the C# did just happened here

    • @buwanbuwaya6927
      @buwanbuwaya6927 Год назад +23

      ​@@litearely_no_one I built alotta lines
      Some of them even crashed
      My laptops are- very secure! black hats have no chance
      You want me to repair that broken cell
      I can help you in this
      No board no solder- no problem those parts I never miss
      I drive the tractor like a hacker- look what jump I just did
      You say this system is impossible? Its like I give a shit!

  • @jerry3790
    @jerry3790 5 лет назад +15070

    Anyone can build a bridge that stands, but only an engineer can build one that barely stands.

    • @jiamingliu6702
      @jiamingliu6702 5 лет назад +576

      Jerry Rupprecht Poly Bridge in a nutshell

    • @scorchercast8366
      @scorchercast8366 5 лет назад +462

      Its strange how true that is

    • @birisuandrei2866
      @birisuandrei2866 5 лет назад +283

      Agreed, but usually the people who build bridges are on a budget so those "anyone's" would waste thousands of funds.

    • @adventurelinetm7732
      @adventurelinetm7732 5 лет назад +193

      Once i called a engineer friend and he some how managed to build my cat into the wall

    • @fxzn
      @fxzn 5 лет назад +85

      Yea, the brand new San Francisco Bay Bridge engineers made the bridge be built with the wrong bolts and now in a few years it is estimated to litterally collapse.

  • @sheditz4962
    @sheditz4962 4 года назад +28078

    "Trust me, I'm an engineer!" - Last words before Chernobyl.

  • @baconwatchesyt8697
    @baconwatchesyt8697 2 года назад +354

    Software engineers be like:
    Trust me im an engineer
    Wait hold on let me google this

    • @ashtongiertz8728
      @ashtongiertz8728 Год назад

      Yeah, programmers keep running into walls it's no wonder why thu United Nations outlawed the construction of autonomous weaponry.

    • @SariHilden
      @SariHilden 5 месяцев назад +8

      Hi! Seasoned software dev and architect here 👋 Can you think of a situtation where even google doesn't help and nobody knows the outcome... that is where I dig out this masterpiece.

    • @captain-generalothinus3640
      @captain-generalothinus3640 22 дня назад +1

      Hits the nail in the fucking head
      Sums everything up
      And don't forget that there's times that Lord Google can't save our asses and we'll just have to pray that the shit we made holds up

  • @ArKeTiCt
    @ArKeTiCt 2 года назад +431

    Just got my engineering diploma, and i blasted this the entire way back home in my car (that has an oven melting ore of course).

    • @square_deer
      @square_deer 2 года назад +14

      I think I’ll become an engineer just to do this😂😂

    • @Trashpanda115
      @Trashpanda115 Год назад +18

      Do you also have airbag in tractor?

    • @aryanram02
      @aryanram02 10 месяцев назад +4

      congratulations mate!

    • @ArKeTiCt
      @ArKeTiCt 10 месяцев назад

      @@aryanram02 thanks man

    • @EliteSquter
      @EliteSquter 21 день назад

      When I defended my Bachelor of Engineering thesis around 2 years ago I sent this song to my team at work xD

  • @vhoang1029
    @vhoang1029 3 года назад +4590

    Guys who made youtube algorithm:
    Trust me, im an engineer

    • @huzih683
      @huzih683 3 года назад +94

      i mean he has epic skill and epic gear

    • @kristiyanivanov7414
      @kristiyanivanov7414 3 года назад +7

      its ai

    • @game5plays
      @game5plays 3 года назад +14

      @@kristiyanivanov7414 party killer

    • @smugboid7583
      @smugboid7583 3 года назад +4

      This is my second time seeing this kind of comment. I can’t believe I feel for it 3 times overall

    • @captainhaxx844
      @captainhaxx844 3 года назад +3

      See you in 3 years when the algorithm brings me back here

  • @Mushabeans
    @Mushabeans 4 года назад +1966

    Mom : why do you want to become an engineer?
    Me :

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 4 года назад +56

      My mom: Why can't you fix this, arent you an engineer?
      Me: I am, I'm just honest that I dont know wtf is broken

    • @user-bk6nx5bn1c
      @user-bk6nx5bn1c 4 года назад +16

      But it's problem, you are not Russian engineer

    • @mafia_boss_neto
      @mafia_boss_neto 4 года назад +5

      @@user-bk6nx5bn1c Yeah he isn't a Heavy merged with a Engineer(TF2 jokes ba tum tss)

    • @RealMiia
      @RealMiia 3 года назад +1

      @@amiyavatsa lol
      It applies to all indians even to students before they take arts

  • @benjaminbadrakh1644
    @benjaminbadrakh1644 2 года назад +680

    I remember listening to this song during studying for my engineering exam. I passed. :)

    • @TheVilkaz
      @TheVilkaz  2 года назад +206

      congratz :) !
      I wonder what would happen, if i would take an drink with every engineer who passed the exam, while knowing this song :D

    • @MrMasterKeyboard
      @MrMasterKeyboard 2 года назад +44

      @@TheVilkaz wow he is still on youtube after a long time!

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC Год назад +1

      @@TheVilkaz You would die, or at least have pure alcohol for blood. XD

    • @jasonabernethy99
      @jasonabernethy99 Год назад +20

      @@TheVilkaz probably vast amounts of alcohol poisoning,
      Cause that's at least 26 ice seen getting to this comment,

    • @Timeudeus
      @Timeudeus Год назад +7

      You would be drunk till the end of your life. Every engineering student in my university knows that song :D

  • @BLU_Engineer
    @BLU_Engineer 9 месяцев назад +90

    As an engineer, i can confirm he truly is an engineer

  • @putnamehere3803
    @putnamehere3803 3 года назад +3097

    Everyone who said the titanic is unsinkable:

    • @JA-mh9gq
      @JA-mh9gq 3 года назад +37

      saying "nobody:" just ruins the joke

    • @bybka9903
      @bybka9903 3 года назад +33

      @@JA-mh9gq yeah, thats stupid
      like cmon man just write joke without nobody

    • @naufalazrin4425
      @naufalazrin4425 3 года назад +9

      Trust me, I,m an meme engineer

    • @putnamehere3803
      @putnamehere3803 3 года назад +9

      @@JA-mh9gq welp ok ill take out the nobody

    • @JA-mh9gq
      @JA-mh9gq 3 года назад +9

      @@putnamehere3803 your welcome i just helped your comment get 100 times better

  • @sameersharma7800
    @sameersharma7800 3 года назад +7966

    The dislikers are doctors who chose medical over engineering

    • @Comrade_joe
      @Comrade_joe 2 года назад +47

      yes

    • @santasbodyguard4908
      @santasbodyguard4908 2 года назад +22

      @acc2 if you play dbd this is even more true

    • @majororion2374
      @majororion2374 2 года назад +25

      @@Comrade_joe Me: Is it too much to ask for both?

    • @Comrade_joe
      @Comrade_joe 2 года назад +6

      @@majororion2374 Lmao

    • @majororion2374
      @majororion2374 2 года назад +10

      @@Comrade_joe All jokes aside comrade...I'm serious is it really too much to want both as I do.

  • @electrocaruzo-karpada2485
    @electrocaruzo-karpada2485 Год назад +79

    "I built many bridges some of them even dance!" Had me cracking up

  • @thetabo8648
    @thetabo8648 4 года назад +6891

    When you play engi on TF2 and they want dispenser there

    • @Hadi290.9
      @Hadi290.9 4 года назад +144

      SENTRY GOIN UP

    • @themongothatbongoed
      @themongothatbongoed 4 года назад +125

      @@Hadi290.9 Hey, look buddy. I'm an Engineer.

    • @thetabo8648
      @thetabo8648 4 года назад +62

      @@themongothatbongoed that means I solve problems

    • @themongothatbongoed
      @themongothatbongoed 4 года назад +51

      @@thetabo8648 not problems like, "what is beauty?"

    • @jasonalbert6251
      @jasonalbert6251 4 года назад +41

      Impractical Nukez
      “...because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy!”

  • @bomtombadill
    @bomtombadill 9 лет назад +4720

    The anthem of Kerbal Space Program.

    • @DoNeeh
      @DoNeeh 9 лет назад +111

      pretty much! XD

    • @naraferalina2308
      @naraferalina2308 9 лет назад +59

      BigBillBison
      So true. So very damn true.

    • @itsthesola10
      @itsthesola10 7 лет назад +154

      i think i'll put this booster right here

    • @PineCone227_
      @PineCone227_ 6 лет назад +34

      Space Engineers even more xD

    • @NameBrand__
      @NameBrand__ 6 лет назад +15

      Space engineers

  • @OddGamerCA
    @OddGamerCA Год назад +146

    The dislikes are architects

    • @TheVilkaz
      @TheVilkaz  Год назад +50

      I see you are also a man of real civil engineer ;) ?

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 Год назад +5

      yes

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 Год назад +5

      @@TheVilkaz aswell

    • @_PapstFranziskus_
      @_PapstFranziskus_ Год назад +3

      @@TheVilkaz actualy...,who isn´t

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin Год назад +6

      Architects are art students who paint houses.

  • @bariumlanthanum6298
    @bariumlanthanum6298 Год назад +28

    Fellas, it is with great pleasure I inform you, I'm now officially an engineer(ing intern)!!!!

  • @kakorotskywalker
    @kakorotskywalker 4 года назад +5594

    That guy who folds that chair into a briefcase in the end is for real, just awesome!!!

    • @facer3609
      @facer3609 3 года назад +38

      ikr

    • @user-xh3nj8vu1n
      @user-xh3nj8vu1n 3 года назад +141

      He's not a real engineer it has no mistake lol only those clips who failed are real engineer

    • @RRJOfficial
      @RRJOfficial 3 года назад +24

      @@user-xh3nj8vu1n dat grammar

    • @user-xh3nj8vu1n
      @user-xh3nj8vu1n 3 года назад +51

      @@RRJOfficial english is not my first language atleast i tried...

    • @RRJOfficial
      @RRJOfficial 3 года назад +11

      @@user-xh3nj8vu1n i see, no problem but didn't just understand you 😃

  • @Lllllllllls
    @Lllllllllls 3 года назад +6609

    "Im an engineer"
    Russian accent*
    Me: "Seems legit"

  • @legendarybeast44
    @legendarybeast44 2 года назад +62

    I always loved this song... Now when I'm in a Civil Engineering University, my friend bought me a mug which says "Trust me I'm an Engineer".. came back 😂

  • @hermes6192
    @hermes6192 Год назад +41

    This is easily the best reason I have found to continue my civil engineering graduation. I live in Brazil, we have no more jobs here due to the high quantity of engineers in the country, but as long as I can sing this I'll be happy...

    • @VeryRareEgg
      @VeryRareEgg Год назад +1

      lol, memorize these lyrics I dare you

    • @Melody_Raventress
      @Melody_Raventress 3 месяца назад +2

      Civil Engineering? Shit, come to the US. We've got a shortage.

    • @travishudson9796
      @travishudson9796 3 месяца назад +1

      Honestly if you came to America with that degree you could make a lot of money, we need engineers.

  • @bottlegang3187
    @bottlegang3187 4 года назад +3824

    Nobody:
    Spies when they press 6 on their disguise pad:

  • @dec13666
    @dec13666 4 года назад +10213

    Other careers: We're no joke, we're necessary for society.
    Engineers: *this video*

    • @Karuiko
      @Karuiko 4 года назад +671

      The funny thing is how important engineers are for the actual progress of society.

    • @theprepaintedcanvis3452
      @theprepaintedcanvis3452 4 года назад +101

      Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @rizapirdal4787
      @rizapirdal4787 4 года назад +22

      @i'm player funny scouts

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 4 года назад +223

      @@Karuiko Also Engineers: Wanna play Tic Tac Toe using a Digger?

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 4 года назад +32

      I'm as necessary as the well dressed old dude 6 feet under ground

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 2 года назад +289

    Just revisited this because of nostalgia, nice to see you are supporting Ukraine. only one sick guy wanted war, I hope this horrible war ends really soon.

    • @linhero797
      @linhero797 2 года назад +1

      Yeah. Putin is so terrible for attacking a country wgo for the past 7 years has been attacking the Russian people living in Ukraine. Disciminating, bombing and starving them. In complete violation of agreements they had already signed.
      And not just that but has been attempting to peacefully conclude this issue for years but has been denied every option.
      Putin isn't the bad guy in this situation people. Ukraine brought this upon themselves.

    • @pizzahutjr7925
      @pizzahutjr7925 2 года назад +2

      @@ОлегОледович what

    • @nekomegu4150
      @nekomegu4150 Год назад

      ​@@ОлегОледович ur mum gae

    • @xudowniklox7737
      @xudowniklox7737 Год назад

      @@pizzahutjr7925 ага, не понимаешь? но мы кстати полностью вас understand

  • @thomasawl
    @thomasawl 5 месяцев назад +12

    i spent 3 hours tryna fix my laptops w key, it started working after i hit it with a fucking hammer.

    • @Cool_Ilya
      @Cool_Ilya 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think I should trust you

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter Месяц назад +1

      percussive maintenance, the key to fixing things

  • @gabrielalejandro9605
    @gabrielalejandro9605 3 года назад +2946

    When you learn to use redstone: "I'm Engineer"

  • @PythonPlusPlus
    @PythonPlusPlus 3 года назад +4358

    Next song:
    I’m a programmer, so let’s just assume I’m correct.

    • @baltofarlander2618
      @baltofarlander2618 3 года назад +149

      Isn't programming also considered engineering?

    • @PythonPlusPlus
      @PythonPlusPlus 3 года назад +217

      @@baltofarlander2618 You’re right. But my joke is still funny... to 18 people at least

    • @Weelde44033
      @Weelde44033 3 года назад +13

      @@PythonPlusPlus wow ok I don't matter then. No thats fine, thats fine. I didn't think your joke was funny anyway

    • @baltofarlander2618
      @baltofarlander2618 3 года назад +12

      @@PythonPlusPlus I get the joke, I just wasn't sure about programming.

    • @chaosbreaker657
      @chaosbreaker657 3 года назад +237

      Trust me, I'm a programmer,
      I think right here, this code is fine,
      Trust me, I'm a programmer,
      What's this error at line thirty-nine?

  • @BuilderB08
    @BuilderB08 Год назад +13

    2:12 The Death Korps of Krieg would like to know the location of the schematics for that.

  • @zenphir9051
    @zenphir9051 Год назад +24

    This is the song that plays when you get 11 PhDs and decide to become a mercenary.

    • @alarmlessRifleman
      @alarmlessRifleman Год назад +2

      Just imagine how dope it would've been if he sang this song or something similar in the "Meet the" video.

  • @hermitsunite953
    @hermitsunite953 3 года назад +2551

    I showed this to my grandfather who was an engineer. He laughed so much.

    • @amritaanshbhandari6199
      @amritaanshbhandari6199 3 года назад +41

      The "what the fuck" part too ?

    • @jatisoem7472
      @jatisoem7472 3 года назад +126

      @@amritaanshbhandari6199 maybe the grandfather used to say "what the fuck" too during his engineering career

    • @mikin3382
      @mikin3382 3 года назад +16

      i would trust him

    • @dawidek4267
      @dawidek4267 3 года назад +93

      I doubt that there is an engineer that have never said "what the fuck"

    • @reaperwolf8135
      @reaperwolf8135 3 года назад +11

      @@amritaanshbhandari6199 oh u poor kid friendly person 🤣

  • @Engineeringuncovered
    @Engineeringuncovered 7 лет назад +5798

    I remember I saw this in 2012 when I was 13 and I thought it was hilarious. Now I am a mechanical engineering student and I can thank this song for getting me interested in engineering.
    EDIT 2022: I finally graduated as a Mechanical Engineer. Trust me, I’m an engineer!

  • @Evaunit98
    @Evaunit98 9 месяцев назад +8

    “Trust me I’m an engineer” -Soviet Nuclear technical, Chernobyl circa April 26th 1986

  • @mateuszjarzembinski8689
    @mateuszjarzembinski8689 2 года назад +15

    Who's here after RCE video?

  • @ProfGop
    @ProfGop 5 лет назад +4077

    trust me, im Professional Gopnik

    • @ShadowRaptor42
      @ShadowRaptor42 5 лет назад +50

      I think I'll put this bass drop here

    • @odens462
      @odens462 5 лет назад +3

      Nope silly gopnik

    • @NoobGyver
      @NoobGyver 5 лет назад +10

      Gopink award 2019 lol.

    • @achilles1889
      @achilles1889 5 лет назад +8

      Professional blyat

    • @krilIetv
      @krilIetv 5 лет назад +2

      but i dont trust you

  • @himal1584
    @himal1584 3 года назад +11532

    All jokes aside...
    This is a musical masterpiece

  • @zhiruoscaryan1697
    @zhiruoscaryan1697 2 года назад +13

    This was 9 years ago, imagine how they have improved now

  • @theeguy9022
    @theeguy9022 2 года назад +7

    this has become the theme song for my Artificer in dnd.............he is a changeling and builds shitty gagets which end up hurting people.........where he then takes on the apperance of someone else and runs away

  • @Darkry_Obv
    @Darkry_Obv 3 года назад +4985

    Plot Twist: He's actually an engineer

    • @yoha3888
      @yoha3888 3 года назад +60

      He is lol

    • @rathomlos1929
      @rathomlos1929 3 года назад +115

      You forget one thing: he is an engineer in Russia

    • @MaAdaLastimosa
      @MaAdaLastimosa 3 года назад +14

      No 💩 Sherlock!

    • @moonmatthew
      @moonmatthew 3 года назад +4

      He is

    • @katastroff6011
      @katastroff6011 3 года назад +5

      Так всмысле? Он и есть инженер

  • @sammattson3971
    @sammattson3971 2 года назад +8

    this is amazing ty RCE for introducing me to this

  • @jjaffe2665
    @jjaffe2665 2 года назад +7

    "Trust me i'm an engineer", he says that when building falls lol

  • @thecwd8919
    @thecwd8919 4 года назад +1850

    That chair at the end...
    I wish I could bask in its glory

  • @fendy5124
    @fendy5124 5 лет назад +1260

    *I H A V E A N A I R B A G I N T R A C T O R*

    • @nwcleear
      @nwcleear 5 лет назад +27

      itd be useful, especially since his tractor is running at 50mph.

    • @mikailkrivorucko8805
      @mikailkrivorucko8805 5 лет назад +6

      i have an palstic and paper airbag in car

    • @MrHarisfahmi
      @MrHarisfahmi 4 года назад +6

      I have airbag too in my bike

    • @mikailkrivorucko8805
      @mikailkrivorucko8805 4 года назад +2

      @@MrHarisfahmi no you need airbag when you walk

    • @MrHarisfahmi
      @MrHarisfahmi 4 года назад +6

      @@mikailkrivorucko8805 when u sleep too

  • @SariHilden
    @SariHilden 5 месяцев назад +3

    After over 10 years, I always come back to this epic piece of work. My favorite part is
    "i built many buildings,
    well some of them have failed
    i had to leave my country..."
    To refactor something and there is just no way knowing what the full effects are... thats the spot

  • @st7892
    @st7892 Год назад +9

    Dislikes are from architects

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 10 месяцев назад +2

      yes

    • @loppycraftYT
      @loppycraftYT 5 месяцев назад +1

      And maybe repair crews too

  • @denyhaguilar679
    @denyhaguilar679 3 года назад +1648

    The enemy team: *THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY!*
    Me as a Spy:

    • @lordvader1672
      @lordvader1672 3 года назад +71

      Spah around here

    • @timetraveler7
      @timetraveler7 3 года назад +66

      Spahs sappin ma sentry

    • @shaggy4real97
      @shaggy4real97 3 года назад +51

      @@timetraveler7 SENTRY DOWN

    • @AkivaB
      @AkivaB 3 года назад +17

      *kills spy *

    • @lordvader1672
      @lordvader1672 3 года назад +15

      @@AkivaB precedes to do dead ringer and backstab you

  • @losoldsdeinternet6273
    @losoldsdeinternet6273 3 года назад +2880

    Nobody:
    That engineer on the team who put his sentry on the most uncomprehensible stupid place and it´s still getting kills anyways:

    • @sunnerssnag
      @sunnerssnag 3 года назад +155

      oh yeah, once i put my sentry dead in the hallway leading to the intelligence in teufort... good times.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 года назад +258

      Engineering rule #1:
      The crazier place for sentry, the better place for sentry it is

    • @detergent6477
      @detergent6477 3 года назад +33

      Ah, TF2

    • @McNooby142
      @McNooby142 3 года назад +48

      heavy after engineer teaches him:

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 3 года назад +43

      shout out to that red engie who put his sentry underwater in 2fort

  • @theoman2.077
    @theoman2.077 2 года назад +10

    0:20 😨😨
    This video was uploaded 9 years ago and now Ukraine and Russia are at war and he lives in Ukraine. So it makes sense that he had to leave his country but how can he know that he had to leave the country 9 years ago. Sounds very creepy

  • @FalkyRocket2222
    @FalkyRocket2222 Год назад +3

    i randomly remembered this and had to search it up, still truly amazing and i mustve replayed it like 6 times already

  • @Matt-mv4cs
    @Matt-mv4cs 3 года назад +9914

    As an engineer student I approuve this song.

    • @dersaegefisch
      @dersaegefisch 3 года назад +377

      Yes! "I think we put this thing right here" and "What the fuck just happened here?" are pretty accurate quotes from a typical day in the development laboratory.

    • @manubro_69
      @manubro_69 3 года назад +45

      Same, man. What's your branch?

    • @Matt-mv4cs
      @Matt-mv4cs 3 года назад +59

      @@manubro_69 Don't know yet, in France the specialisation is not before the third year over the five.
      And you ?

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 года назад +32

      @@manubro_69 Civil, Mech minor!

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 года назад +19

      @@dersaegefisch Or every recitation (lab) I've ever attended!

  • @justsomemexicanguywithouta3442
    @justsomemexicanguywithouta3442 3 года назад +1316

    I can't decide between putting this in my memes or my music playlist
    Edit: Holy shit it's been six months and i just now realize the amount of likes and comments i got THANK YOU GUYS.
    Also yeah i putted it in both playlists
    Edit 2: so i just readed the comments, how the fuck did this comments section turned into a hole argument about furries and shit?

  • @tvhead545
    @tvhead545 Год назад +10

    Engineers at Ocean Gate be like

  • @hercules1494
    @hercules1494 2 года назад +10

    RCE thank u to show me this masterpiece

    • @schnow265
      @schnow265 2 года назад +2

      Bet this is his ringtone?

    • @hercules1494
      @hercules1494 2 года назад +1

      @@schnow265 I trust u cause u are an engineer

  • @jayeshghagare4686
    @jayeshghagare4686 3 года назад +3617

    This should be anthem for every engineering college in whole universe

    • @lucacapiaghi7482
      @lucacapiaghi7482 3 года назад +58

      Engineer's hymn worldwide!

    • @nvcbl
      @nvcbl 3 года назад +6

      700tg like :D

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 3 года назад +24

      @@lucacapiaghi7482 Its the first time i ever heard this song, but it sounds so familiar, as if it was always intended to be a worldwide anthem...

    • @lana.tic.
      @lana.tic. 3 года назад +13

      Me: *regrets being an engineer main in tf2 for forgeting writing tf2*

    • @monstertokusatsu6042
      @monstertokusatsu6042 3 года назад +2

      Soviet Russia is Engineer

  • @aswissarmyrabbit
    @aswissarmyrabbit 4 года назад +1439

    "Trust me, I'm a scientist."
    Black Mesa Researcher before the Resonance Cascade.

    • @Karma-eo2sv
      @Karma-eo2sv 4 года назад +25

      I seem to be wounded, but i can keep going

    • @Karma-eo2sv
      @Karma-eo2sv 4 года назад +13

      Do you know, who ate all the donuts?

    • @ZaHandle
      @ZaHandle 4 года назад +5

      “Trust me i’m an engineer ”
      Probably German people who work in aperture science that create some funky holes for some green gases

    • @VK-jy3pi
      @VK-jy3pi 4 года назад +8

      Why do have to wear these ridiculous ties?!

    • @aswissarmyrabbit
      @aswissarmyrabbit 4 года назад +7

      Ah, Hello Gordon!

  • @7h3_5h4p3
    @7h3_5h4p3 4 месяца назад +5

    I really need music from intro so bad💀

  • @aydenlokey3641
    @aydenlokey3641 Год назад +4

    Dislikes are from repair crews and architects

  • @ArmenianDude88
    @ArmenianDude88 3 года назад +3261

    Engineers after graduating from online school

    • @guythatlikesbananas6293
      @guythatlikesbananas6293 3 года назад +7

      ruclips.net/video/avFP67EIYvo/видео.html

    • @ruanmorais5288
      @ruanmorais5288 3 года назад +48

      Trust me I M AN ENGINNER

    • @pyglik2296
      @pyglik2296 3 года назад +19

      Oh hey, that's me!

    • @umutluanimator3873
      @umutluanimator3873 3 года назад +9

      I am türk

    • @glitchpremium2551
      @glitchpremium2551 3 года назад +13

      Yeah im learning electronic engineering online lmao.. I won't be a person of handwork, but physical calculate (if i learn what does that mean)

  • @supermarine2493
    @supermarine2493 3 года назад +1786

    Nobody:
    Engineering students who graduated in 2020: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"

    • @zielonaent7705
      @zielonaent7705 3 года назад +11

      I wish I were a few years older so that can be me

    • @user-li9qj3vh3j
      @user-li9qj3vh3j 3 года назад +41

      @@zielonaent7705 trust me you don't wanna be us .

    • @fr0ggy220
      @fr0ggy220 3 года назад +4

      And 2021 too

    • @VickyKumar-iw1gj
      @VickyKumar-iw1gj 3 года назад

      Haaaaaaaaaaà

    • @VickyKumar-iw1gj
      @VickyKumar-iw1gj 3 года назад +1

      Modi ji told mitro tum chai,pakoda, shail karo hum Bharat shail karte hai

  • @ImNotGam
    @ImNotGam Год назад +3

    That chair... at the very end... I NEED IT

  • @HistoryFactsinaminute
    @HistoryFactsinaminute 11 месяцев назад +7

    make a 10 hour version im tired of interrupting my friend just to click the reset button please

    • @Volt64bolt
      @Volt64bolt 10 месяцев назад

      Google ‘RUclips video loop button’

  • @HolidayTheLeek
    @HolidayTheLeek 10 лет назад +844

    "Trust me i'm an engineer" what I say to kerbals before flying a fail

    • @CrimsonGamer99
      @CrimsonGamer99 10 лет назад +16

      Danny logic.

    • @HolidayTheLeek
      @HolidayTheLeek 10 лет назад +2

      how did you know what I was thinking....

    • @CrimsonGamer99
      @CrimsonGamer99 10 лет назад +3

      Holiday Miner Danny liked this video

    • @gerixxx1
      @gerixxx1 9 лет назад +18

      The non plus ultra formula for rocket sciene: Does it fly? No? More Engines --- Does it fly good? No? More struts.

    • @i_am_dies
      @i_am_dies 9 лет назад +1

      xD

  • @saltyscrimp
    @saltyscrimp 3 года назад +1294

    These are going to be engineers who graduated from online school.

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 года назад +39

      Me who is going to make a shed out of van parts: trust me im a engineer.

    • @vx-iidu
      @vx-iidu 3 года назад +46

      @@davidty2006 Me who is going to make a van out of shed parts:

    • @surprisemotherschmucker4950
      @surprisemotherschmucker4950 3 года назад

      That's me!

    • @ceoofautism220
      @ceoofautism220 3 года назад +1

      Wish me luck lol

    • @gabrielminiano5749
      @gabrielminiano5749 3 года назад +1

      Online Lecture doesn't go well with engineer XD

  • @pilotheprotogen45
    @pilotheprotogen45 3 месяца назад +1

    I actually think the drums for the undersong is pretty good basically making me fucking LOVE this song, along with how the clapping, choir singing and basically all of it is put together just as well as half of the images used 😅😅

  • @happygoer662
    @happygoer662 3 месяца назад

    this video just pops up on my fyp every so often after finding it years ago and showing it my cousin and dad, hope it comes back around soon

  • @redengineer4380
    @redengineer4380 4 года назад +2851

    *Video:* Is released
    *RUclips algorithm, 8 years after the fact:*
    "Gentlemen... the time has come."

    • @theengineer1733
      @theengineer1733 4 года назад +113

      THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY!!!

    • @Raaaaay
      @Raaaaay 4 года назад +13

      Nope

    • @LostPhysx
      @LostPhysx 4 года назад +16

      Nah, this vid already went viral many years ago

    • @redengineer4380
      @redengineer4380 4 года назад +19

      @@LostPhysx Well it went viral again, apparently.

    • @minionek247
      @minionek247 4 года назад +1

      7 years

  • @NekkiNosra07
    @NekkiNosra07 3 года назад +713

    Spy disguised as Engineer :
    *"Trust me, I'm an Engieneer"*

  • @sudhanshu1507
    @sudhanshu1507 2 года назад +2

    3:32
    Me to insurance company: "You wont believe what happened..."

  • @Goretantath
    @Goretantath 2 года назад +1

    I loved this song when i found it years ago, glad to find it again today and see the uploader is actually smart.

  • @martinxy1291
    @martinxy1291 5 лет назад +1975

    Im an electronic engineer, and this song is dope. And sadly 90% of my class graduated without learning a thing, I am one of them but, you know how it goes
    "Trust me, im an engineer"

    • @RadXader
      @RadXader 4 года назад +75

      Same thing, but computer engineer.
      the problem is I never even looked up the insides of computer and don't really bother to learn it, so while my groupmates know those things and some even tried building computers with their own hands, they don't have anything very new to learn in our specialization.
      I'm on the last year and if I graduate without really learning a thing from my college I.. actually won't even be surprised....
      I always thought to myself that if I need to learn something or do something completely new I can always google it or watch guide videos on the Inet (before Inet it'd just be getting good guide books from library), and I am right after all
      so going to college or institute is to just for the status of studying in there

    • @whitecunt6903
      @whitecunt6903 4 года назад +59

      With epic skills and epic gear

    • @leandromadeireira8840
      @leandromadeireira8840 4 года назад +5

      @@RadXader same for me, but is programation.

    • @bhargavshiroya6309
      @bhargavshiroya6309 4 года назад +35

      @@RadXader nop it is not necessary to learn about computer in computer engineering
      Just submit all assignments, pass viva and exams and you will be engineer
      I cant understand WTF is wrong with education system 😡
      We have to write assignments instead of practicing subjects

    • @laughingskull3881
      @laughingskull3881 4 года назад +8

      I highly doubt they graduated 😂😂

  • @mayhhhhh
    @mayhhhhh 4 года назад +704

    “Trust me I’m an engineer”
    Is what i said before i ruined my friend’s complicated redstone contraption.

    • @nocheinbot5482
      @nocheinbot5482 4 года назад +18

      Wait a second that is exactly what my friends did to me🤔

    • @vinashak2048
      @vinashak2048 4 года назад +8

      @@nocheinbot5482 alright, we got your culprit😏

    • @dragonslayerornstein387
      @dragonslayerornstein387 4 года назад +1

      Can I fix it?

    • @Siegward37
      @Siegward37 3 года назад

      I can fix it , trust me *I am an engineer*

    • @Agent_Matt_6
      @Agent_Matt_6 3 года назад

      That’s what I say before laying a time bomb in the redstone

  • @tyraelalkire9410
    @tyraelalkire9410 9 месяцев назад +7

    engineer gaming

  • @JohnyWest86
    @JohnyWest86 11 месяцев назад +7

    As a student I laughed at this video.
    Now I am HSE engineer and now I'm crying

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 6 лет назад +2382

    3:08 *On the phone with insurance company*
    "All right, so it says here that you drove into a house."
    "No, the house drove into me!"
    "You just made that up."
    "You don't believe me?"
    "No, where have you ever heard of houses driving into people?"
    "If I had to guess, Russia."
    "Fair enough. Approved."

    • @z0mbyslayer934
      @z0mbyslayer934 5 лет назад +16

      😂

    • @thedeadsnakebrb8755
      @thedeadsnakebrb8755 5 лет назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @22dolls19
      @22dolls19 5 лет назад +40

      You didn't know? In Russia, houses drive into you.

    • @thedeadsnakebrb8755
      @thedeadsnakebrb8755 5 лет назад +5

      @@22dolls19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @khenricx
      @khenricx 5 лет назад +3

      @Yürüyen Ansiklopedi Because it was barely known in 2012 :/

  • @AParisCallahan
    @AParisCallahan 4 года назад +826

    The people who made internet explorer: “trust me I’m an engineer”

    • @narada6329
      @narada6329 4 года назад +6

      Doesn’t rlly work; they are called programmers

    • @pixcells
      @pixcells 4 года назад +27

      @@narada6329 software engineers :D

    • @user-yj7ks9mb1e
      @user-yj7ks9mb1e 4 года назад

      Well it kina works

    • @Damii229
      @Damii229 4 года назад +2

      "Trust me,I'm an Programmer!"

    • @AltairBlue
      @AltairBlue 4 года назад

      that's an oof moment

  • @Sunislow
    @Sunislow Год назад +2

    I remember laughing at this video with my friends 9 years ago, how time flies man.

  • @parthachetry4225
    @parthachetry4225 Год назад +4

    After watching this video I sarted preparing for IIT JEE now it has been 1year...

  • @shavedata5436
    @shavedata5436 3 года назад +3424

    Holy crap the kid tossing bricks on his head is the real engineer

    • @SYMBI05IS
      @SYMBI05IS 3 года назад +141

      That Ain't even Called Engineering, It's Called Skills

    • @shobhasinha8101
      @shobhasinha8101 3 года назад +61

      Indians😎
      RESPECT

    • @mentiquebakabila4254
      @mentiquebakabila4254 3 года назад +60

      Also that chair at the end

    • @AdenUnavailable
      @AdenUnavailable 3 года назад +15

      I knew one person that could do that, my old house keeper

    • @SYMBI05IS
      @SYMBI05IS 3 года назад +18

      Some people might not even know the Difference between Engineer and Technician

  • @Persona_5b
    @Persona_5b 3 года назад +3765

    Don't worry, boys! The Engineer, is Engi-here! Yeah...still tinkerin' with that one.

    • @uis246
      @uis246 2 года назад +63

      Ninjaneer

    • @uis246
      @uis246 2 года назад +85

      Not the Engineer, but Engi-near

    • @SEA_SLOOG
      @SEA_SLOOG 2 года назад +15

      Best song ever

    • @pinngg6907
      @pinngg6907 2 года назад +3

      meneer

    • @Luke-nc5nf
      @Luke-nc5nf 2 года назад +4

      Eginneer

  • @nyb4810
    @nyb4810 10 месяцев назад +4

    Легенда гласит, что видосы многолетней давности переодически появляться в рекомендациях всех людей на планете.
    Признаки легендарности видоса:
    1)Оно снято криво, без особого монтажа и на плохую камеру....но с душой, любовью и без тайного смысла заработать все деньги мира.
    2)У видео будет много просмотров и нет рекламы.
    3)Оно вам нравиться, даже если вы и понимаете, что не должно. Это нормально, так и должно быть.

  • @Ninjen1999
    @Ninjen1999 Год назад +1

    How tf did I missed this legend of a piece these 10 years!?

  • @prabhu_0377
    @prabhu_0377 3 года назад +592

    Tony stark to rest of avengers after seeing ultron:

    • @Malifactum
      @Malifactum 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha

    • @Einer4077
      @Einer4077 3 года назад +4

      Tony : trust me im an engineer what the f"ck did just happen here...trust me im an engineer oh sh"t i think im outta here!.

  • @rickonami
    @rickonami 10 лет назад +1255

    Why i keep coming here ??

    • @J2897Tutorials
      @J2897Tutorials 10 лет назад +268

      Because you're an engineer with epic skill and epic gear!

    • @imspons
      @imspons 10 лет назад +32

      Cuz russia

    • @rasmuss25
      @rasmuss25 10 лет назад +20

      ***** I think he'll put this thing right here

    • @NoOnesIdea
      @NoOnesIdea 10 лет назад +7

      Imspons Bro Many parts of this video are not russian. Part of them made intentionally for a fun.

    • @NyahStuff
      @NyahStuff 10 лет назад +13

      rasmuss25 What the fuck did just happen here?

  • @fxdtech
    @fxdtech Месяц назад +1

    This song has gotten me through my last decade of engineering

  • @Mr.Digital13
    @Mr.Digital13 Год назад

    Would really like to hear another song. Big respect that u came back 👏🏻

  • @Courtney1992
    @Courtney1992 8 лет назад +515

    1:05 never play jenga with that person

  • @rick_fortune
    @rick_fortune 8 лет назад +2247

    I'm an Engineer and I approve this song. :)

    • @Solaire_of_Astora13
      @Solaire_of_Astora13 8 лет назад +137

      And i trust you

    • @rick_fortune
      @rick_fortune 8 лет назад +89

      +Jose Payan I even have epic skill and epic gear. :)

    • @hahayour2funny
      @hahayour2funny 7 лет назад +21

      This is my first year of uni at engineering lol

    • @hahayour2funny
      @hahayour2funny 7 лет назад +5

      Führer des Benutzers
      good luck, what kind of engineer are you?

    • @Solaire_of_Astora13
      @Solaire_of_Astora13 7 лет назад +14

      Führer des Benutzers Are you planing taking Poland too?

  • @haydaysheep7837
    @haydaysheep7837 2 года назад +11

    Anyone here from RCE

  • @Evamme534
    @Evamme534 Год назад +2

    0:57 fun fact, you know how a manual car starts to jolt if you let of the clutch too fast, well if it is done with a tractor then the entire tractor will apparently jump in the air.

  • @PhantomSniper100
    @PhantomSniper100 9 лет назад +723

    "Trust me, I'm an engineer."
    Then moments later my machine exploded. I killed tons of sheep and a cottage though.
    Farm is on fire though.
    Gotta love Besiege.

    • @amanhaman8568
      @amanhaman8568 8 лет назад +21

      +PhantomSniper100 What the fuck did just happen here?... Oh shit I think I'm outta here!

    • @justsomecommentchannel8602
      @justsomecommentchannel8602 6 лет назад +5

      tfw I made a ship with 20 rocket launchers and put them on backwards, making several holes in my base. But I can fix it. After all i´m an engineer. A space engineer

    • @wildrage38
      @wildrage38 6 лет назад

      i made nothing because i cant get besiege

    • @florianlindinger6430
      @florianlindinger6430 5 лет назад +1

      Someone wants to play Multiplayer 😂😂

  • @sockmchack8550
    @sockmchack8550 3 года назад +735

    *me trying to help my little brother with his legos*

  • @bagelgeuse5736
    @bagelgeuse5736 10 месяцев назад +3

    2:39 The library I'm in is about to have a field day.

  • @M1551NGN0
    @M1551NGN0 Год назад +6

    Meanwhile German engineers:

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 10 месяцев назад +2

      From 1933 to 1945 💀

    • @M1551NGN0
      @M1551NGN0 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Steve1766exactly😂

  • @SmellyYFeet
    @SmellyYFeet 4 года назад +457

    "and who are you ? repair crew"
    damn

  • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
    @elfpi55-bigB0O85 9 лет назад +2043

    This should be a theme song for Besieged.

    • @HardcoreK1llar
      @HardcoreK1llar 9 лет назад +127

      Infu-p Or KSP

    • @kacoh.9111
      @kacoh.9111 8 лет назад +23

      +Centristism or GMOD

    • @felixbachiller3550
      @felixbachiller3550 8 лет назад +22

      +Gamer Guy 1236 For KSP!!

    • @rapier992
      @rapier992 8 лет назад +16

      +Centristism or space station 13 ... Nothing funnier that building a black hole engine in the bar and accidentally irradiating all the surrounding area by doing so !

    • @SWY1356
      @SWY1356 7 лет назад +6

      space engineers

  • @Steve1766
    @Steve1766 Год назад +2

    i found it excact 2 years incredible how fast time goes by....

  • @guseni4kakryakov658
    @guseni4kakryakov658 11 месяцев назад +4

    верь мне, он точно хороший инженер
    идеальная песня что бы играть в factorio, satisfactory, mindustry и в майн с индустриальными модами)
    желаю удачи, ёпт
    😛

  • @kanazamkniety597
    @kanazamkniety597 6 лет назад +616

    *Trust me, i'm an engineer, with epic skill and epic gear!*