The One Hour Photo Precaution
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- Опубликовано: 8 май 2024
- if dan has to step in, you know the guy's creepy
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Stream date: 05-08-2024
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Dan went full Ringo Starr there lol. "I'm warning you with peace and love me and my kids have too much to do so no more greetings from now on" ✌️😎
LMFAO with peace and love
noo more fanmail peace and love peace and love
3:07 "We're Costco adjacent guys! Of course we've had it with this damn greeter!"
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There’s a greeter at the door trying to get you to sign up for what I assume is a store specific credit card? Yea, that’s how you get me never to come back.
Have you ever been to like, any modern store lmao??
Do you only shop online? Get 90’s pilled and walk into any grocery store nowadays
@@hellvatican3385 Idk, I do my shopping at Kroger and Target and no one bothers me
I suppose that's a really common American(Maybe other places too IDK) thing, I've literally never seen a greeter where I live. It's only a thing from American media.
@Dopesaur same for me (UK).
I work in a supermarket on the tobacco/lottery/customer service desk. I feel like an arsehole whenever I try and run a bit with someone and they need to leave
Dan is such a good dad it's kinda insane.
Dan is setting clear and kind boundaries pog!
Not to trauma dump in a RUclips comment section, but I am scarred by the phrase "creaming my jeans" because the first time I ever heard it was from my mother in reference to an actor she thought was hot, so now every time I hear it I think of her saying it and I am instantly filled with the ick. It's like a visceral response.
I mean it sounds disgusting regardless
@@user-uv2cp1qd1j it is definitely one of the grosser ways someone can express arousal for sure.
@@shatteredteethofgodDude, he was obviously making a joke, not actually calling it trauma. Come on brother.
@@shatteredteethofgod you're lots of fun
I'm creaming my peas
preciate all the work you're puttin in, librarian.
NL being physically unable to confront strangers is hilarious. This man was a teacher and didnt want to interrupt a man to continue garden work, or interrupt a woman who is swearing excessively near his very young child.
Man is an absolute pushover in everything except trivia
he's politeness-maxxed. west coast + canadian tings
If I was leisurely doing lawn work and a neighbor wanted to make small talk, of course I'm gonna chat. Even if they're a little cooky, I'm not a rude individual. The cursing in front of your kids one is wild, but if she's 80 what are you really gonna do other than excuse yourself from the situation
Idk i think u r the one with brainrot, your ego cant take an old woman swearing so you have to start a fight cause you are so insecure. She said what she said, it cant be unsaid, you can just walk away
he's just like me (fr). I'm very assertive with my friends but never anyone else
@@lunarshining7964 it's not that his neighbour wanted small talk. Egg was too polite to go "sorry but I've got to crack on and finish this"
the dan ryan power hour is better than most comedy podcasts right now
this easily benefits from being on spotify in 1 hour segements, and other podcasting services just dsayin
Man, I had heard the creaming your jeans story before and it still made me cry with laughter
Me personally I would try to explain to the greeter that, while I like going to the store, I dread going if I know he'll be there. (claiming my kid's feelings as my own in order to not spotlight them). Then he will say something and I will pretend to listen, but regardless of his answer, I'll say that I'm not interested in his card, but if I ever change my mind, I'll know who to go to. Then I'll end the interaction with a request to not bother us anymore in the future.
Then next time, if he says anything after I say 'no thank you', then I'd be forced to just ignore him and pretend he's not there all subsesquent visits.
This feels so much more rude lol. "We love it here but we fucking hate you" is wayyyy worse than "nothing personal, we just don't want to be bothered by anyone when we shop"
Is there a patreon for this channel, or are the credits at the end just the channel members?
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this is not an issue we'd have on the east coast 🤣 you would either directly tell them to leave you alone, possibly in not so nice words, or just completely ignore them
Old guy was likely yelled at by management about not making some kind of "card signup metric", so its hard to blame him. He likely cant retire because of the shit economy and this was one of the few jobs he could get. Dude is likely desperate to keep the job, thus causing him to be pushy.
also one of the first things that completely goes with old age is your social faculties
You just made up an entire head canon about this guy. I could do this too.
"Dude was probably a car salesman who loved his job but decided to retire. Then he got bored with retirement so he wanted a simple job that got him out of the house and around people. Something low stakes and chill, like being a store greeter. When he heard about incentives to push membership plans, he decided he wanted to flex his old salesman muscles and show he's still got it."
See? Anyone can make shit up
Was this before or after the mid year resolution?🤔
oh hey i do one hour photo!
day 19 asking for 10hr nl breathing compilation
bro?
@@zoom3184 moaning and groaning while he bounces on it?
How hard is it to just say, "Could you back off your scaring my kids"?
Well he basically said that in a more polite manner.
Probably more difficult than you make it sound, considering he specifically said he was trying to show his kids how to deal with it without being rude
@@aidangarvey7049 It's really not to just say scuse me could you please give us some space rather then whatever that weird response was.
Every response here is valid within their respective purposes and circumstances. A good guideline is as the guys above me said, say it in polite and non-accusatory way, but if some people refuse to read between the lines whether accidentally or not, you say the thing directly regardless of the damage to the image done. Either you force the other person to back off or you show the surrounding that the person is looney and you probably need help with this.
@@aidangarvey7049 sometimes it is best to be "rude" when someone is invading your personal space or inconsiderately taking up your time.