Northernlion's first condom purchase
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- Опубликовано: 8 май 2024
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Stream date: 05-08-2024
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Игры
asking "its my first time here, what do you recommend off the menu" at a MCDONALDS is insanity rizz
i died when she said “never”😂
Literally my girlfriend asked me this like 3 months ago. Insanity rizz indeed
I kept hoping for the reveal that the employee knew MALF and was in on the joke, but no...
Clicked for the condom story, stayed for the part where malf's life is a sitcom.
gotta draw them in with the NL to feed them the k8 content they wouldn't have clicked on otherwise
@@TheLibraryofLetourneauI'm so sorry
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau at least you help us realize what we’re missing out on
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau It doesn't help that unlike Ryan she doesn't have anything interesting on to distract me while I listen. I can only look at the same thumbnails so many times.
The idea of a condom that's a 50/50 chance to taste like banana or boogers is incredible
You know how if you get food poisoning from something, it can make you never like that food again? Would that happen if you got booger flavor but for dicks?
Bean boozled boner
Great way to encourage someone into choosing the guaranteed taste of penis
The fact that Malf became the Rizzler and promptly dropped the apple pie is poetry I don’t even care if that story’s true.
If it were anyone but MALF, I'd think it was made up too.
Guy has a habit of falling down and dropping food.
He feel down the stairs and ravioli on him
IM GLAD YOU GOT THE FLAVOURED ONES
Holy shit, godfrey boss fight is becoming the new steel girder format. Its like watching the two old guy muppets trying to play a game while fighting off dementia
godrick
I definitely thought this said old gay muppets lmfao
+2
Dan really is Gen X coded. He acts like he’s in his 50s sometimes.
Dan acts like he is from every generation at the same time and that really throws me off sometimes
I think he's just reaaaallly dim
@@shrimpchris6580 dan just knows how to play dumb on camera
Dan antagonizing/ amping NL up with the Voyager story while he clutches up was a moment for sure
Dude if it were me I would have been telling him to stfu lmao
the condoms call back was so fucking funny man considering that was at the very start of the stream
@@lorddashdonalddappington2653 NL isn't 15 so I doubt he would be pressed win or lose
bro really pitched Peen Boozled
K8 saying she had no bad ex stories is so telling... If not for NL she would've been married to her FF bodypillows for life LUL
a true gamer
an alt timeline version of her caught a huge stray w/that ff14 marriage jab
That effect when Dan's video pops in at the beginning of the video is slick
Librarian getting stylish with it.
librarian putting the extra work for the finest touch of details, but somehow he also pumps out content like a firehose
That MALF story is fucking bananas holy shit what a disaster 😭😭😭😭 actual chad MALF for keeping his chin up though
k1 - k7 im crying
pre [k7] Ryan is an enigma
The elden ring coop with Dan is peak banter and bits
A 3 pack of condoms is scary. Could wind up being a lifetime supply
librarian rizzing up the subway cashier: what did you call these? cookies?
😂😂 underrated comment
Rizz so bad he self checked out.
of course NL the type of guy to say "prophylactics"
also love chat trying to spare malf's feelings and k8 is just like "he didn't even get to eat the apple pie" lmao brutal
The look from Dan when he starts talking about it
Dan is like the goat of guiding conversations at least from what I’ve seen so far
Dan definitely has a way of pulling answers out of Ryan. I don't know how long he was a teacher for, but I imagine he honed those skills there. I imagine he was also a good teacher, at least personality wise.
@@pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraw5542just great social skills and charm. He won big brother for a reason.
I can feel the rot filling my veins as the Malf story progresses.
2:13 - 2:31 this whole interaction is just absolutely cooked man, I can't tell if Dan thinks "precate" was a word, or if he thought NL heard "pre 8", and "maybe not pre 8, but pre 7" is in any way a sensible answer???? I can't tell which interpretation is more unhinged
I think "pre-k7" must be a reference to his previous gf because she's just before k8? But Dan interpreted that as K-7 like grade K to 7? Lmao no idea though
@@kevinkevinholt Yeah, I get what NL was trying to say, I just don't understand Dans response lmao
@@aloisio5103 Dan thought that NL thought Dan said "pre - K" as in preschool age, and the joke was that he didn't have sex until after 8th grade.
@@liesalllies I see, that makes so much sense. I was just not north American pilled enough to get it, and thought I was actually going insane. Thank you
@@aloisio5103don’t worry, I’m from America and I was confused.
3:37 Twitch user StopAndChat understanding NL’s You Can Call Me Al reference and typing “amen, hallelujah” got me pogged up on a friday morning
Dude Kate is actually so funny
"Imma use that line next time I go"
"Noooooo"
@15:25 ish
The way she says "Nooooo" will be burned in my brain forever lol
Some say the McDonalds worker is still working there to this day
K8 is such a mom already, but Luna doesn't interact on her own accord that much yet, so she's practicing telling embarrassing stories on MALF instead LULE
The guy who said they play this game as a suffercore was so right.... It pains.
“It’s not challenging enough” is their response to someone suggesting to interface with any of the mechanics beyond attack and dodge.
He urgently healed?
“Never” is such a funny response
The kate segment here is hilareous 😂some of the best NL roast I’ve heard on the channels
The ontario papers just dropped
Stay through to the end of the video, the malf stories are crazy 🤣
hoooooly
Kate is fucking awesome lol she truly calls it like she sees it
Dan and NL are the best because it always becomes story time
It took me a minute to realize what he meant by K7. At first I thought he was talking about Kindergarten through 7th grade, and I was like damn, NL was a ladies man by 8th grade. Makes sense for such a charming guy. I'm not too surprised by what he actually meant though. It's hard to learn about stuff no one ever talks about.
Man, I've definitely gotta get on that Bertie Botts every flavour condoms business model.
the k8 malf stories are just too fucking funny man
Dan and NL truly have unmatched banter.
Every bit together from them is gold.
It reminds me of the GeoGuessr with Sinvicta days
4:30 its kinda true, i met my gf through someone i met on twitch
Moony from ENA is my gf
K8, The Loremaster
oh god the malf story made me scroll down for some reason
dammit you got me
k8's side of the story was painful to hear
This is like when Ryan purchased rabbids on the wii
Poor malf...
The FFXIV mention, holy CAUGHT
had to be at least a dozen ppl in chat logged onto balmung on the main monitor when he said it
genuinely when i heard malf talking abt clover lawns i was like this dude kinda hot and now hearing he asked out a cashier at work im out forever ToT
Idk why NLs weapon is doing so little damage but dammmn he went hard
k8 cooked the boys holy lmfao
Trying to hit on service workers while significantly intoxicated is never a good first impression
omg nl... me too
I cannot believe NL asked a cashier out. Did he really change this much? Insane. Who is he?
Not NL, Malf
I, a streamer. And she, a coquettish haberdasher.
+2
K8 really just through NL in front of a bus didn't she 😅 uncalled for 😂
I'm not sure what it says about NL that he considers fellatio a "fringe case"
Well, specifically fellatio with a condom on which is a bit more fringe
The fact im cooler than NL makes me realize i will never amount to anything
No idea what he's on about with the condoms
He's alluding to some secret messed up practice hidden in them that teenagers don't know about but I can't see which
Aren't they just normal condoms with flavor ?
Yes, they are useless. What are the logistics? They come with the obvious implication that they are going to be tasted. When is someone going to taste your condom? Are you worried about getting a woman pregnant when she is blowing you? Also I'm sure they do R&D and they are perfectly safe, but if I was a woman I would prefer not to have artificial fruit flavored compounds inside of me. They are just in poor taste imo, pun intended.
The other dude sounds like an actual, bona-fide virgin. How could he possibly misunderstand the concept of feeling like something might happen with someone you've been chatting up, and getting condoms incase something does happen. Like... was he never a teenager? Has he never gone on dates? Does he rock up to a potential hookup with nothing but lint in his pockets?
Genuinely, wtf?
Damn he baited me with 12 minutes of kate stream
😴
Death Grips fans try to listen to women challenge [difficulty: impossible]
@@aloisio5103 +2
Yeah, he at least could've trimmed it down to 5 minutes by cutting every "and then".
I have what I call the “Northernlion Girlfriend Test”. I show females a funny NL video and if I laugh I know it has potential. I am 0-6 women have no sense of humor istg
Oh brother…
I just ask them if they love sushi or pizza and I'm 6-0 bro. Women be lovin sushi 😎
Insane because I introduced NL to my bf as the gf lol. You need to know your audience brother.
@@sommerblume9671 you uh, got any friends?