A Completely Accurate Summary of Crysis

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @ghost-my9cg
    @ghost-my9cg Год назад +129

    Game devs100 years later: bugs don't exist anymore
    Williaso:challenge accepted

    • @disaster_chief
      @disaster_chief Год назад +6

      sure, that's what they'll tell us in 100 years, but by then most new games will just be one huge bug

    • @ghost-my9cg
      @ghost-my9cg Год назад +3

      @@disaster_chief damn bro spitting facts

    • @TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil
      @TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil Год назад +4

      @@disaster_chief But, at least they'll have a release date for Half Life 3.

    • @lreaper7943
      @lreaper7943 8 месяцев назад

      we need the bugs for super earth fuel

  • @snperkiller1054
    @snperkiller1054 Год назад +255

    How do you keep having that many bugs and glitches. I played this game less then a year ago and only got one glitch once, What kind of eldritch god did you upset to get that many?

    • @JohnNichols566
      @JohnNichols566 Год назад +20

      You would think with as many issues he gets on that many different games, it’s on the equipment🤔

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад +90

      I'm cursed no matter what. This was on a new PC

    • @TDub-ox7wu
      @TDub-ox7wu Год назад +22

      Its Will! He's so powerful he can break OTHER PEOPLES PC's, remember?

    • @snperkiller1054
      @snperkiller1054 Год назад +13

      @@Williaso Watching you play games i'v not played i often think the games themselves are quite buggy but everytime you do one i play it reminds me that its probably not the game, just the curse.

    • @shadowstar37
      @shadowstar37 Год назад +1

      ​@@Williaso maybe it's a curse that's what's happening

  • @My_name_is_I.P._Freely
    @My_name_is_I.P._Freely Год назад +14

    "I didn't see a mine"
    That's kinda the point

  • @Tigan22
    @Tigan22 Год назад +16

    Love these! Great Work Williaso!!!

  • @Bcd31997
    @Bcd31997 Год назад +12

    This is my favorite shooter franchise, and im hoping crysis 4 will bring this series back to relevancy

  • @gendygoblin8391
    @gendygoblin8391 11 месяцев назад +6

    Unfortunately you don’t have enough beans in your PC which wasn’t designed to fight God so the game won’t work.

  • @0Defensor0
    @0Defensor0 Год назад +9

    When I was playing this game, I also saved a lot. For some reason every save file was about 100 or so megabites, so 10 save files consumed a gigabyte of my hard drive. That was not insignificant back then.

    • @xentiment6581
      @xentiment6581 Год назад

      Its saves a screenshot togetger with a save

  • @ibelieveingaming3562
    @ibelieveingaming3562 Год назад +27

    I occasionally marathon Crysis 1, 2, and 3.
    Good games.
    WTF YOU CAN DART NANO SOLDIERS?!!??!

  • @lilithofthevoid4922
    @lilithofthevoid4922 Год назад +53

    As someone who played the whole trilogy a few months ago on my Xbox, I hardly remember a thing about this game. Except that all the boss fights sucked ass

    • @matthewjeremy6887
      @matthewjeremy6887 Год назад

      It is very deffinatly the worst of the 3

    • @TacereMors
      @TacereMors Год назад +4

      Nothing like a badly designed boss fight to ruin the end of a game or in terms of Crysis - 3 games!!!
      That aside - I enjoyed all 3 games immensely.

    • @xentiment6581
      @xentiment6581 Год назад +1

      Warhead boss is a banger and crysis 2 has no boss. Its original and crysis 3 bosses that suck ass.

  • @gendygoblin8391
    @gendygoblin8391 11 месяцев назад +5

    The alien designs in the series are so damn inconsistent. They really just lost track of what they wanted them to be. First some rad squid aliens to regular ass humanoid aliens with invisibility, space herpes and bugs then finally to a Space worm, mechs, fire breathing robot bugs, hunters, velociraptors, Amazon drones, space ships, 5G towers, humanoid plus with guns and Chris Angel mind freak with 4 arms which was actually the best design of the Ceph and a pretty fun boss fight.

    • @accidentalmadness1708
      @accidentalmadness1708 5 месяцев назад

      Is it a prothean situation where different species operate under the same name?
      I’ve only beat the first one so idk but it could be an answer.

    • @Bobo-Tea
      @Bobo-Tea 4 месяца назад

      I assume the ceph are a species with multiple subspecies making up the collective group that we see across the games
      When it comes to the robot and cyborg stuff, they are an advanced race, they made the nanosuit you wear if I remember right, crytech only upgraded it

  • @jonathanmumbi8618
    @jonathanmumbi8618 Год назад +2

    Oh Lord, use the rpg to kill the tank its right there in the building!

  • @Spartan-001BladeHunter
    @Spartan-001BladeHunter Год назад +1

    I didn't get to fly a VTOL

  • @lllXanderlll
    @lllXanderlll Год назад +2

    That bit inside the alien ship and any time the enemy super soldiers showed up were really rough times. Definitely enjoyed crysis 2 more and not only because it was the first one I played, crysis 3 isn't bad either it's absolutely beautiful but for some reason it didn't click with me as much as 2

  • @Ezekiel_Kleyer
    @Ezekiel_Kleyer Год назад +7

    I've got a crazy idea.
    Next video suprise your entire fanbase and your friends by not also playing good, but also making it through the entirety without breaking it.

  • @thegamingbird5394
    @thegamingbird5394 Год назад +2

    finally, ive been waiting for you to post i just love your content man keep it up

  • @jurgenronaaz4695
    @jurgenronaaz4695 Год назад +9

    Love how enemies will tank several shotgun blasts and headshots and ~walk it off~ while our boy gets one-tapped every 2.5 cuts

    • @xentiment6581
      @xentiment6581 Год назад +4

      Bro is literally missing and sitting in a direct line of fire, for 15 seconds in SPEED MODE. Of course you get killed when you dont put any effort to learn the mechanics of the game you are playing.

  • @EastlakeRasta7
    @EastlakeRasta7 9 месяцев назад +1

    3:26
    "STANDING HERE I REALIZED!!!!!"

  • @TheSixteen60
    @TheSixteen60 Год назад +4

    Honestly very excellent looking game. And also may have been responsible for Nvidia making RTX cards. So this game is like some stepping stone in some way for PC gaming technology.

  • @jestingacorn
    @jestingacorn Год назад +3

    It’s good to know I wasn’t the only one who didn’t know how to do the solo tank.

  • @duvetofreason16
    @duvetofreason16 Год назад +2

    Setting the suit settings to classic makes life so much easier

  • @h3r0ofhyrule
    @h3r0ofhyrule Год назад +2

    Bro got kidnapped by a Breath of the Wild Guardian

  • @rexrip1080
    @rexrip1080 Год назад +15

    Thanks for being honest about Crysis being only good for the first half. It can be compared to Fear as both were used to benchmark Pcs. The part where they can't be compared is where Fear was actually good! Now that I have greased the wheels a bit, Will can you do me a solid and play Fear? :) Thanks XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

  • @REDACTEDrose184
    @REDACTEDrose184 Год назад

    So glad you took my suggestion to make this video, thank you

  • @AdahnFlorence
    @AdahnFlorence Год назад +1

    *Mis padres: Porque estas vestido tan elegante?*
    *Yo: Nuevo Williaso*

  • @HANDLEOFPROFILE
    @HANDLEOFPROFILE Год назад +5

    Damn, I was *really* not expecting a Lava reference from Williaso

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад +2

      Not sure what you mean

    • @HANDLEOFPROFILE
      @HANDLEOFPROFILE Год назад +1

      ​@@WilliasoI assumed the short you were talking about at 2:51 was Lava

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад +2

      @@HANDLEOFPROFILE Ohhh, right. I sorta forgot the name. Yes, that's correct, woops

  • @cart1006
    @cart1006 Год назад +2

    Maybe nobody’s computer can run crysis because our computers were trying to protect us from whatever the hell this mess was

  • @Tucher97
    @Tucher97 Год назад +1

    Crysis when I played it felt weird, specifically the movement, I feel like the character gradually loses movement speed with game progression, and sure I can use the enhanced speed boost but my issue is "why am I moving around normally but later in the game I feel like I have cinder blocks for ankles?"

  • @brycetinker795
    @brycetinker795 Год назад +1

    I love crisis I’ve played the first and second game and I absolutely love them. I’m excited to play the 3th game

  • @skeeter.1017
    @skeeter.1017 Год назад +2

    7:35 wait WHAT??? the rope bridge is not broken?? ive played and beaten this game 20 times and i never got to see the bridge not broken every time. ive seen it fixed in game trailers but not in an actual game play

    • @BlargTheEnderman
      @BlargTheEnderman Год назад +1

      I f you stealth they don't destroy the bridge

    • @egg2gegg
      @egg2gegg Год назад

      Yeah, they come and cut down the bridge. It's a really fun feature imo. You can also shoot the ropes on the bridge to take it down so the 3 man KOA reinforcements can't hit you in the back.

  • @HO-th7ek
    @HO-th7ek 3 месяца назад

    That tornado stuff had me cracking up

  • @Mrblackhawk709
    @Mrblackhawk709 Год назад +1

    Will, at this point, you are playing like Aaron Hanson. You. Cannot. Deny. This.

  • @tlcompletionist7892
    @tlcompletionist7892 Год назад +1

    I got the Platinum in this game. Glad I’m not the only one who thought it got worse when the aliens showed up.

    • @accidentalmadness1708
      @accidentalmadness1708 5 месяцев назад

      They’re cool to see and a fun idea but they suck to fight against.

  • @jesseallerdings7050
    @jesseallerdings7050 9 месяцев назад

    HAY I have played Crysis... however it has been so long ago that I can not refute you.

  • @Cayman192
    @Cayman192 Год назад +1

    As a poor nerd who had no Money back before 2010. Crysis was the forbidden fruit in my mind because my PC could barely play Halo CE. Then I got a gaming PC and the forbidden fruit I finally tasted turned out to be crap.

  • @jonn13chill81
    @jonn13chill81 Год назад

    “We man handle a….” Had me laughing I spit out my food! Lol

  • @Accuracy_thru_Volume
    @Accuracy_thru_Volume Год назад

    About a minute and a half in and there it is. The point that sold the vid to me.

  • @Averyjohnson336
    @Averyjohnson336 Год назад

    Your video’s never fail to make me laugh and I love it 😂

  • @johnsimley
    @johnsimley Год назад

    "I don't know what killed me." EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! 😂

  • @BLOODANGELS579
    @BLOODANGELS579 Год назад

    I think I remember watching this when it was live

  • @egg2gegg
    @egg2gegg Год назад

    I LOVE that man complains about difficulty ramp and plays in speed mode, especially at the quarry segment

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад

      Okay, smart guy, try playing with armor on all the time and see how much easier it is.

    • @egg2gegg
      @egg2gegg Год назад +1

      @@Williaso I have. I've very much beaten the game many times over 8 years of knowing it exists, including at least four times on the hardest difficulty.
      Edit: Not with armour all the time, misread, but it's certainly possible if you mess with the physics to avoid high jumping

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад

      @@egg2gegg So then you KNOW how much harder it gets all of a sudden.

    • @egg2gegg
      @egg2gegg Год назад

      @@Williaso made a slight edit to the last comment;
      Also, yes, I am pretty aware of how the game goes. It's also not usually this buggy, even the unpatched version (I got a hold of an old 2008 disc version), so as another comment said, you must've had some real horrible luck.

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад

      @@egg2gegg It's a curse, every game I play is way buggier than it ever should be

  • @D748
    @D748 Год назад +1

    I never knew Uber made a video game about Uber drivers

  • @sneezyrider1
    @sneezyrider1 Год назад +1

    Finished this game this month and nowhere near enough glitches. Also, rocket launchers are on the roof for those tanks. How did you not check the roof?

  • @Enderstro420
    @Enderstro420 Год назад

    Welcome to my tower of power Master Chief. I have turned this spartan into my graphics card, I am running crisis at the moment, that is why he is dying.

  • @Snomrade
    @Snomrade Год назад

    Of course will breaks the game five minutes into the video

  • @KenTakakura666
    @KenTakakura666 Год назад +1

    Make a video on Crysis 3

  • @Tyberostheredwake1
    @Tyberostheredwake1 Год назад

    The next two crysis games are much better 3 being the best can't wait for 4

  • @paulwilson2204
    @paulwilson2204 Год назад

    As an Aussie, I certify your Australian accent.

  • @a4channoob
    @a4channoob Год назад

    need a CAS of Sims 4

  • @Vashtehstampde
    @Vashtehstampde Год назад

    "Glowing Koreans" got me lmaooo

  • @TACTICSGAMING13
    @TACTICSGAMING13 Год назад

    as an aussie (Australian) 13:53 shiit was funny

  • @NightBeWheat
    @NightBeWheat 9 месяцев назад

    19:40
    It sucked power FROM the boat.
    I know, i sound like an annoying nerd

  • @universalfox
    @universalfox Год назад

    YOOOOOOO I JUST FINISHED CRYSIS REMASTERED YESTERDAY THIS IS EPIC

  • @chamikk90
    @chamikk90 Год назад

    I played it 15 years ago and i didn't have any issues.
    And the lighting and foliage seems worse.
    EA probably fucked up the remaster.

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад

      This isn't the remaster

  • @zacharymuller6554
    @zacharymuller6554 Год назад

    When you said maccas I was convinced. Didn’t know other countries knew our slang.

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад

      To be honest I really only know Maccas and Mozzies

  • @alphtheor.879
    @alphtheor.879 Год назад

    its probably your FOV

  • @Suzukibob69
    @Suzukibob69 Год назад

    I feel like a new crysis game could be pretty good if done right

  • @jj-qh7mk
    @jj-qh7mk Год назад

    Hint rockets are on the roof

  • @skepticalmagos_101
    @skepticalmagos_101 Год назад

    Looks like Williaso cant run Crisis on his Pc........ More holy oils and prayers buddy.

  • @WeaponDamage
    @WeaponDamage Год назад

    Apparently Crysis 4 is being made for next year.

  • @patrickjames3321
    @patrickjames3321 8 месяцев назад

    It is you dude, game is amazing and you, well, you are you. On another note: shootings happen everywhere on the world, not only the US

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  8 месяцев назад +1

      Have you taken a look at US mass shooting statistics compared to every other country?

  • @TheAngryHumster
    @TheAngryHumster Год назад

    1st crysis was just a demo for engine/ A really GOOD one, but just a demo. Warhead was 10000 times more fun

  • @shortycz4741
    @shortycz4741 Год назад

    2:05 I played Crysis! 😆.

  • @christophersanders3252
    @christophersanders3252 Год назад

    Who's worse? The prophet or Navi?

  • @MrJakeros
    @MrJakeros Год назад

    Got what I wanted; he did Crysis... and I didn't have to pay for it :D

  • @3rdStreetAVolitionite
    @3rdStreetAVolitionite Год назад

    I never could get Crysis to work on my modern gaming PC; as in the game would never boot up. So tell me what you had to sacrifce in order for it to work on yours?

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад +1

      Well if it makes you feel better, I couldn't get the remaster to work. The main menu would load but it would crash upon starting a new game

    • @3rdStreetAVolitionite
      @3rdStreetAVolitionite Год назад

      @@Williaso Damn, that's rough. I was trying to run the original game on my PC, but no witchcraft was ever gonna get it to work.

    • @saricubra2867
      @saricubra2867 Год назад +1

      @@3rdStreetAVolitionite GoG version or the original DVD.

    • @3rdStreetAVolitionite
      @3rdStreetAVolitionite Год назад

      @@saricubra2867 Sounds like what I should have done.

  • @MindfulGP
    @MindfulGP Год назад

    Crisis 3 is the best the only one that I like

  • @derekmensch3601
    @derekmensch3601 Год назад

    Jokes on you. I have played every Crysis Game

  • @Edgell-2007
    @Edgell-2007 Год назад

    What is your computer background? Showed a little glimpse it looks familiar/interesting lol 🤷🏻‍♂️😅

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад

      I've got a bunch of random concept art that it cycles through from various artists. Don't quite know exactly what it was, sorry

  • @slavboii420
    @slavboii420 Год назад

    I've never had so many bugs through any of my playthroughs. Some stuff like getting lost did happen to me though, and it is kinda annoying at times. Also you really have to search for stuff like missile launchers to take out stuff like helicopters. The only major bugs I had was the missile launcher not showing the hands that hold it and also stuff with the Ascension level lol
    Also the driving kinda sucks in this one

  • @cropathfinder
    @cropathfinder Год назад

    Yeah origin copy of crisis one is infinitely borked, good thing i actually have a physical copy and easily accessible patches and mods not that you need those as its from that time in gaming where games were actually full releases instead of early betas rushed out the door for profit. Hell the only thing that might matter to someone that one of the patches "fixes" is that it adds more AT stuff to that first fight against tanks and i mean the devs clearly had fun with this as they added like 20 loose RPG launchers and an infinite supply box because ppl sucked at the game so much.

  • @akabuyx4636
    @akabuyx4636 Год назад

    Dude the amount of crashing with yout game it's insane, maybe something with the EA launcher? i played the trilogy for the past 2 weeks or so with Steam, with the 3 Crysis games i have over 50/60 hours played and had not found a single glich or had my game crashing on me

  • @scottgobajio
    @scottgobajio Год назад

    if you have a razer keyboard then you might be having issues with the programing on the key board
    just close cortex and synapse completely and unplug your keyboard then plug it back in and THEN turn synapse back on and it should fix your input issues
    if not then a guess the you are really cursed to break every game.

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад

      No razer keyboard, I'm just cursed

  • @irishboy_pa
    @irishboy_pa Год назад

    Wanting to chew ice isn't good btw

  • @sammielawrence4781
    @sammielawrence4781 Год назад

    15:52
    nonprophet is my email, hearing you say it is funny asf

  • @kingofmonsters14
    @kingofmonsters14 7 месяцев назад

    you should try the sequels

  • @Ace_2O2
    @Ace_2O2 Год назад

    I played this on a PS4 with less bugs.

  • @GrEeCe_MnKy
    @GrEeCe_MnKy 6 месяцев назад

    I've played this whole game without encouraging a single glitch. Throw your boof pc out the window

  • @saricubra2867
    @saricubra2867 Год назад

    Oh, are you guys playing with mouse and keyboard?

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад

      Actually I just manifest the controls by concentrating really hard

  • @lilithofthevoid4922
    @lilithofthevoid4922 Год назад +1

    Quack

  • @buckstop
    @buckstop Год назад +1

    I don't mean to victim blame but at some point this is your fault

  • @accidentalmadness1708
    @accidentalmadness1708 5 месяцев назад

    -Stands in front of 4 guys
    -Uses shotgun outside of its effective range
    -Doesn’t move, use armor, or stealth mode
    "this games kinda hard"
    mam you could be an IGN reviewer with this approach.

  • @maplesyrupyt7119
    @maplesyrupyt7119 Год назад

    Your right!! I didnt play crysis...... I played crysis 3

  • @gregbarnes4083
    @gregbarnes4083 Год назад

    It has been decided, your PC cannot run crysis

  • @karixd2574
    @karixd2574 Год назад

    good vid

  • @stormxrostheworldwalker2756
    @stormxrostheworldwalker2756 Год назад

    Ah yes, humans can survive full on *rockets and shotgun blasts to the face* but a tank explodes after being breathed on funny? 10/10, would play on easy mode again. Also, darude sandstorm.

  • @danceswithsheep3058
    @danceswithsheep3058 Год назад

    But can it play Crysis….nope.

  • @spartanx9293
    @spartanx9293 Год назад

    2:08 wrong i played the shitty console port

  • @Vacuum_Circle
    @Vacuum_Circle 8 месяцев назад

    I played all three games a week ago, this first game kinda sucks in content and graphics, but two and three are better, the third not so much though. Not saying the first game was ass, cause it was, but it was alright.

  • @massachusettsthemercenary4963
    @massachusettsthemercenary4963 Год назад

    Crysis 1 is definitely the weakest out of the trilogy don’t let this one ruin the rest for you

  • @Adhdhaaaaaa
    @Adhdhaaaaaa Год назад

    I did and I’m 14

  • @williamduncan6691
    @williamduncan6691 Год назад

    Probably best not to run that game on windows xp my guy.😂

  • @AlexAnom420
    @AlexAnom420 Год назад

    yep, still can't run Crysis...😂

  • @saricubra2867
    @saricubra2867 Год назад

    GoG version is far more stable than this lmao.

  • @Armistari
    @Armistari Год назад

    I have never seen someone so bad at a game

  • @PfoiffeeTPK
    @PfoiffeeTPK 8 месяцев назад

    Get gud.

  • @Bug-Intercourser
    @Bug-Intercourser Год назад

    jokes on you! I have played Crysis! but, jokes on me bc I can't remember what happens because it was kinda shit

  • @Cayman192
    @Cayman192 Год назад

    Crysis was never a good game, it was just hyped up as the benchmark for high end PCs for the longest time because of how resource intensive it was back in the day. When I finally built a gaming PC in 2012, I bought crysis and was severely disappointed, although my PC was able to play it, I couldn’t bring myself to play it because the gameplay was crap.

    • @Cayman192
      @Cayman192 Год назад

      @@sertanfisch3425 see, now I have no idea what game you played, sure it’s a sandbox, so are actually enjoyable games like GTA, Skyrim, Farcry, and Fallout. I did play all three of the games Crysis 1 and 2 to completion and found all three not that memorable, aside from the visuals being nice. It felt more like a benchmark for computers with a game in it, rather than a game that was used for a benchmark. And by the time I got around to playing Crysis one the game felt unoptimized and buggy, and I love Bethesda single player RPGs.

    • @Cayman192
      @Cayman192 Год назад

      @@sertanfisch3425 can’t tell if troll or honestly ranks Crysis over Skyrim in regards to Lore.

  • @Somegoy
    @Somegoy Год назад

    And everyone says PC is better 🙄 whatever you say

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  Год назад

      Console is definitely way less of a hassle, but PC is nice because of scalability. Old games can be played at higher frame rates and resolutions than you'd be able to on a console without a re-release.
      But man, is it really not worth it sometimes lol

    • @saricubra2867
      @saricubra2867 Год назад

      He is playing EA launcher version that is broken.

    • @saricubra2867
      @saricubra2867 Год назад

      ​@@Williaso Crysis is a true PC Master Race game.

  • @snakekingblues3017
    @snakekingblues3017 Год назад

    Ugh... honestly this game look ugly to me even back then

  • @goldenegg1063
    @goldenegg1063 Год назад

    Crysis is a terrible game !
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    Its just not fun at all cus they clearly put all the effort into the graphics, and not much into the gameplay
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    The fact the enemies all know exactly where you are at all times is the worsed part
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    The vehicle controls are terrible
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    Ive got the graphics running full but the pop-up is terrible
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    The sound has constant glitches where you cant hear which direction the enemy fire is comming from
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    You can hear people yelling behind you but in fact the enemy is in front
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    Theres just too much wrong with crysis to enjoy playing it any longer
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    Ive got to the first tank mission and its just annoying to play cus the vehicle controls are just So bad
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    Im glad i only spent £1.50 on it cus thats about all its worth