By the end, You can tell Peter worked on himself before seeing MJ. He lost weight, cleaned himself up, while continuing being the Spider-Man we all knew was still there. (Your noted thoughts there killed me by the way. 😂)
Peter B. is definitely one of the funniest and initially one of the most pathetic spidermen. I love him for it. Some of the captions you added were golden: 0:03 0:47 1:07 1:31 1:49 (we all do) 2:11 2:31 (C) 2:55 3:05 (can we all just blame Peter B. for Spot’s quest for vengeance?) 3:10 (Peter B. senex est) 4:01 (no, I won’t time stamp pt. 1) I love how the subtitles you added are different from the things Peter says or does.
It just occurred to me Peter B Parker could have just endorsed that burger joint he loves as spiderman and then invested in it instead of making a Spiderman restaurant Then it would be a win win -he gets to keep the burger joint -he gets money -he doesn’t break his code by using spiderman as a product
Peter B. Parker is that one uncle your mom doesn’t want around because he’s a bad influence, but your dad (his brother) always invites him anyways, and he always makes a b line for the food first, and eats a lot of it, while acting tired and drunk (because he probably is) but has excellent life advice that’s mostly how to NOT end up like him.
0:24 Fun fact: This is a Jewish wedding tradition that the groom does (not sure about the women), and many people have argued wether Peter Parker was or wasn't Jewish. Well, now we can say, from that scene, Peter (B) Parker IS Jewish!!
They didnt portray him respectful enough imo. And then they have the nerve to call him the ultimate beta. This is supposed to be OUR Spider-Man, the Amazing Spectacular, Ultimate Sensational Astonishing Spider-Man. They made him the Pathetoc Spider-Man and killed off the amazing one, the fuck😢
Развлечения
Peter flexed his daughter in front of miguel is wild 💀
bro could NOT read the room to save his live 💀
@@ScarletReillys he is the room
💀💀
First movie: I don't wanna have kids!
Second movie: *Happiest father alive* 😄
Now THAT'S character development
He is a 616 Spiderman but he's 616B Peter. So I am happy that Spiderverse gave him a happy life after into.
😂 right
It's not that he didn't want kids it was just scared of having them.
Tell that to the Spiderman with radioactive swimmers
He wanted to have kids at the end of the movie tho my guy
Peter B: Take that off, it's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape.
Also Peter B: *casually wears sweatpants*
Danny Rand approves
How do you formally wear sweatpants?
Looks like we found a hypocrite
don't forget miguel in the second movie
@@jonathansorenson6840 wear them to family dinner if it's at a house party
I think we can all agree he was a big mood and carried the first movie 😭
“Could you imagine a seahorse seeing another seahorse, and making it work?”
Well ur wrong so…
@@TheIcemanthomas explain
He was easily the best thing in the first movie, his arc was far more compelling than Miles
As if Noir needed carrying...
Peter's the type of guy to use soap as shampoo 💀
I know he probably used them 4 in 1's
Alot of us do that too dont we
Raj from Hell’s Kitchen is the type of guy to open the submarine’s window for some fresh air
LMAOOO
aint we supposed to?
Peter suggests miles to put baby powder in the suit in the first movie, in the second movie miles endorses baby powder (and apologises for it)
I noticed this. 😂😂
I heard it was made out of babies dude!
By the end, You can tell Peter worked on himself before seeing MJ. He lost weight, cleaned himself up, while continuing being the Spider-Man we all knew was still there. (Your noted thoughts there killed me by the way. 😂)
truuee! and thanks lol
It's funnier when you realize he's our version of Spiderman.
what?
@@yoyo777 I think he means the Raimi Spiderman
I think he means like from our dimension, when you see those brands.
Well obviously it's not the same, but they have similar backstories
He is like a deconstruction of the mainline comic book spiderman
I love how he asks Miles if he's gonna eat his burger then takes it without leaving him time to answer lol
It's not shown, but he also tells Miles to look up Alchemex, and steals his fries while he's distracted...
@@Bulletproofeyeballsfirst lesson...
Watch the hands not the mouth@@Birkebeiner1066
People do this to me 😑
Voice acting was BRILLIANT.
He NEEDS a hug.
“I grab a bagel and run.” That aged well.”
YOU HIT ME WITH A BAGEL
chekhov's bagel
Men will literally become embroiled in a trans-dimensional adventure that puts the fate of the entire multiverse at stake rather than go to therapy
I think the fact he's basically our Spider-Man, the mainline 616 one that makes this so much funnier
No, 616B is a alternate version
mcu spidey is earth 199999 if thats who you’re referring to, peter b is a different peter completely
@@DiaomBayet its the same spiderman but a different slice of him
@@DiaomBayetHe's basically the same
@@brian.phillips1985 same everything, different universes.
I want this guy to be my motivational hype man. He may fail miserably, but I still want it.
me too 😭
"Oh look its humbling reality spider-man!"
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE 2099 SPIDER NOT REACTING TO THE BABY THEN CATCHING AND HOLDING HER ITS SO CUTE XD
Mayday probably reminded him of his daughter......💔
Divorced, depressed, out of shape but still amazing. Still Spider-Man.
4:15 congratulations you've just murdered someone. The cause of death is suffocation due to non stop wheeze laughter
😭
Damn, Miles really was a damn good kid.
The fact that this is 616 Peter is…fitting, at least a little bit, given his origin and his struggles
Not 616 peter, 616B Peter
In the movie it says 616 and wiki
@@landinthegarden2603They retconned it
@@landinthegarden2603 movie 616 and 1610 are always 616b and 1610b because they diverge too much from their comic equivalents to be the same universe
It's my favorite Spiderman in all medias because he's old, experimented and differs so much from the other Peter Parker in movies. He's the one.
the first movie he was broke and dont want kids until the across the spiderverse movie now he has a child and the happpiest father alive fr
Lets all agree that despite having a terrible life he still got happy in the end unlike the original
3:05 imagine if in Beyond the Spider-Verse, one of the jokes involves Spot never happening Peter B. never grabbed a bagel for Miles to throw
4:15, considering how kinky Peter and MJ were before Mephisto messed with everything, I totally agree
I always love how his name tag is beat to crap compared to everyone else’s
5:04
“A dead one”
Emotional damage
Peter big booty parker
That sounds like a legit full name wth
Peter Big Booty Recoil Parker
Spider glutes
Peter B(urnout) parker
He was the best character in both movies.
You can't change my mind.
Peter B. is definitely one of the funniest and initially one of the most pathetic spidermen. I love him for it.
Some of the captions you added were golden:
0:03
0:47
1:07
1:31
1:49 (we all do)
2:11
2:31 (C)
2:55
3:05 (can we all just blame Peter B. for Spot’s quest for vengeance?)
3:10 (Peter B. senex est)
4:01 (no, I won’t time stamp pt. 1)
I love how the subtitles you added are different from the things Peter says or does.
LMAO, glad you appreciate them
Him eating burgerss made me kinda hungry ngl
"I buried Aunt May"😭
Love the slight references to Peter being partially jewish. Its an interesting tidbit to his character thats almost never shown
We need more Formerly Fit superheroes. I'm fed up with everyone giving everyone muscles.
Omg that baby powder bit. Never saw that connection!
Also May Parker doging the web Peter shot is so quick, her spider sense is amazing at her age
Peter B. Parker is probably the most relatable character I hav seen in this movie.
Miles is really me when I see someone eat a burger 😂😂😂 2:30
Out of all the Spider-Mans to exist, he is certainly one of them
It just occurred to me
Peter B Parker could have just endorsed that burger joint he loves as spiderman and then invested in it instead of making a Spiderman restaurant
Then it would be a win win
-he gets to keep the burger joint
-he gets money
-he doesn’t break his code by using spiderman as a product
YES GIVE KE THEM BURGARS
1:05 😂😂😂 i love this
They missed the best clip when he's getting beat up but takes the time to say "good news we don't need the monitor" lol
He’s my favorite Spider-Man.
I don't know how, but I love this Spider-Man most of all.
The cape scene still makes me laugh to this day cause i love that it subtly references spiderman Unlimited 😆
...How dare they
Oh goodie, “humbling reality Spiderman” has joined the party.
Peter B. Parker is the realest spider-man, he couldn’t have anything go right and was all around screwed over. But he is still spider-man
2:55 endorsing** smh
2:14 is the best clip ever
0:36 lol😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peter the type of guy to use 100 in 1
I wish the Avengers could meet this Spider-Man
Fun fact. B stands for Burrito.
I love him ❤
Cannot wait for Part 3!
The depressed fast food, the vibez.
3:12 "My Back!"
peter b.: "..you think I'll be any good at this?"
MJ: "??
you're asking that now??"
It's insane how Peter B had more character development in two movies then 616 Peter has in years.
i mean this peter is 616 just in different universe
Legit too good
Peter B is the best one. I don't care if anybody says other wise. God I love him so much
Alternate title: peter and mile being the duo of all time
god i need him
I love this man.
Casting Jake Johnson was genius, couldn't find a better fit if they tried
He's so chill and fun 😂 and talk about an arc - that development? Mm. As tasty as that burger
Peter B. Parker is that one uncle your mom doesn’t want around because he’s a bad influence, but your dad (his brother) always invites him anyways, and he always makes a b line for the food first, and eats a lot of it, while acting tired and drunk (because he probably is) but has excellent life advice that’s mostly how to NOT end up like him.
They closed because of the c food rating
Now its just a 6 year wait
GAWD DAYUM
How could you make a Peter B compilation and not include “not bad kid”
sorry about that. L on my part
"did you break this?"
"no, it broke"
"-_-"
Imagina if he still acted like this around Miguel
“Why did I have to get stuck with a janky old broke hobo spider man?” Miles morales
0:24 Fun fact: This is a Jewish wedding tradition that the groom does (not sure about the women), and many people have argued wether Peter Parker was or wasn't Jewish. Well, now we can say, from that scene, Peter (B) Parker IS Jewish!!
0:03 * d i e s* 😂😂😂
4:15 WILD CAPTION LOLOOLLLLL
4:16 WILD LMFAO
0:24 At least the kiss 💋 is accurate for Peter B. Parker
Hard to believe Jake Johnson went from voicing Grouchy Smurf to THIS guy…
HE WHAT
Top 5 peters i'd say hes in 5th very confidently
Yeah, don't grow too attached to this amazing rendition of Spider-Man. I'm sure they'll kill him off in the next film. I got a five on it.
DON'T JINX IT DAWG
Hollywood just can't help themselves dawg, they know we like the character. They always go for the low-hanging fruit, the easy.
@@carlross3043 THEY ARE GONNA MESS WITH MY HEART IF THEY DO THAT DAMN IT
3:00 peter b parker: spider man doesn't wear a cape
2023 Spider man 2099: am i a joke to you
Does anyone know what issue of the amazing spiderman it is that is shown at the beginning or if it even exists?
1:11 😂
0:24. It should've been me!!!!!
may day
0:36 awww bro :(
3:10 damn that stretch
5:13 damn right
0:05 what were you feeling about sweatpants disheveled dilf age peter parker sleeping 🤨
romantical
@@ScarletReillys i see. weak. i was thinking things that would make him blush
@@g.j.9515 omg?@?*@ like what 😭
To me
Love his lazy look
DAD
I can’t get over that title
What the heck is that supposed to mean
How am I supposed to focus on the video with a title like that
he is most definitely a spider-man of the all time
4:05
1:31 *dI Es PT 2 * 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I call him: PETER BROKER 😂
Also I think he’s the Tom Holland Spiderman
They didnt portray him respectful enough imo. And then they have the nerve to call him the ultimate beta. This is supposed to be OUR Spider-Man, the Amazing Spectacular, Ultimate Sensational Astonishing Spider-Man. They made him the Pathetoc Spider-Man and killed off the amazing one, the fuck😢
hopefully miles meets mj in the 3rd movie
I’ll never forgive Peter B or Gwen for what they did to Miles
lol
I don't know why this place closed.
... I think I do.
LMAO.
What is ex divorced u mean remarried?
5:07 track name?