Batman the Dark Knight vs Superman The Man of Steel in 40 Year Old Virgin You know you're gay
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- Опубликовано: 27 июн 2009
- My final edit of my original work of Batman and Superman discussing how they know they're gay. Voice by Seth Rogan and Paul Rudd
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Batman: know how I know your gay, in 75 years canonical no elseworlds or flashbacks you have only pursued one woman. Lois is your beard
Superman: know how I know your gay, you have a young boy in green hot pants in your cave, which you switch out to a new younger one when the current hits puberty. Pedobat
Batman: you're gay cause in the 50s you had a Kellogg's commercial where you and Jimmy Olsen sat down for breakfast together
Superman: you're gay cause in 40s a comic showed you and Robin share the same bed
Batman : there were a lot scenes in Smallville where you and Lex just give each other this longing look
Superman: Catwoman, batgirl, poison ivy, etc were only created because a therapist wrote a book on how much a homoerotic sausage fest your comic was. If I have one bread you have enough for a hydra
Batman: OK two four one; you gave signal watch so your 'pal' Jimmy could contact you at anytime but not to your wife and you and Lex technically have a kid in the Superboy clone (made from both your DNA)
Superman: In the Adam West show you and Robin avoid suspicion you what your really do by saying you go on fishing trips, which is the exact excuse that the two cowboys from Brokeback mountain give and in a single film you both had bat rubber nipples (gimp suit) and could only be attracted to Poison Ivy because of mind control chemicals
Superman: You know how I know you're gay?
Batman: How?
Superman: Tim Burton hired Prince for the soundtrack of your 1989 film.
Batman: Pump your breaks, Kent. Bat Dance was a natural treasure.
Superman: Yeah, for a cheesy 60s show.
Batman: Well, it could be worse. Just be glad it wasn't Seal at the time.
Superman: Hey, I liked Kiss From a Rose!
@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: You know how i know you're gay?
Batman: How?
Superman: You slide down a pole and live with a teenage boy.
@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: You know how I know you're gay?
Batman: How?
Superman: You still haven't banged Catwoman.
@2wingo Batman: You know how I know you're gay?
Superman: How?
Batman: Your ideal refuge from the world, is in the fucking Arctic, has no women, and has you alone with a male robot.
Batman: Know how I know you're gay?
Superman: How?
Batman: You're wearing bright red briefs on the outside.
@2wingo Batman: Know how I know you're gay?
Superman: How?
Batman: Two words: pink kryptonite.
gay detective stories, that line worked so well
@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: Remind me to take back that house-key I gave you. You know how I know you're gay?
Batman: How?
Superman: You dress your teenage ward in chainmail briefs and a vest with a fucking button-up collar.
Superman: you know how I know you're gay?
Batman: How?
Superman: you had a shower fight with Robin.
Superman: wanna know how I know your gay?
Batman: how?
Superman: you killed all your villains in your movie but let the guy from brokeback mountain live!!!!!!!
Batman: You know how I know you’re gay?
Superman: How?
Batman: You broke your back while mounted.
It actually sounds like a conversation they would have. Batman does research everything and Superman would assume Batman would write a detective story.
@2wingo Batman: She's just pissed because I cheated on her when she was at college with Catwoman. And Poison Ivy. And Talia al Ghul. And her roomate. Know how I know you're gay?
Superman:How?
Batman: You're weakness is a pointy rock.
@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: You know how I know you're gay?
Batman: How?
Superman: Batgirl told me you keep turning her down.
Batman: You know how I know you're gay?
Superman: How?
Batman: Your Spotify playlist is comprised of Hilary Duff.
Superman: You have Cher on yours!
Batman: You know how I know you're gay?
Superman: How?
Batman: The CW hired the dude from Teen Wolf to play you in Supergirl.
THIS WAS TOO FUNNY. I'm in tears right and my side hurts from laughter so hard.
@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: A RADIOACTIVE pointy rock. Know how I know you're gay?
Batman: How?
Superman: You took off your shirt to fight Ra's Al-Ghul when there was absolutely no reason to.
@2wingo Batman: So in order to protect her, you couldn't get it up?
Hey Batman you know how I know you´re gay?.... You adopted Robin
Hey Superman You know how I know you´re gay?... A green stick is your weakness
***** You know how I know you're gay? How? As Clark Kent, you can't even make Lois look at you.
You know how I know you're gay? How? You have such a boner for the Joker you won't kill him.
uhetsberger Batman: You know how I know you're gay?...Your hideout is made out of sparkly ice.
+Lucifer Jones Superman: You know how I know you're gay?... Every time you hear the word "Martha" you want to sit in a corner and cry.
@@uhetsberger Batman: you know how I know you're gay?
Superman: how?
Batman: you find a much hotter version of Supergirl with big tits and you still decide she's your cousin.
@2wingo Batman: You know how I know you're gay?
Superman: How?
Batman: You find a hot blond chick from your home planet and decide that she's your cousin.
A naked hot blonde chick.
I used to always watch this back in the day.
Paul Rudd almost sounds like the real guy that does Superman's voice.
at 5:04, you can just tell Paul Rudd is trying so hard not to laugh hahaahah
Batman: superman u no how i no your gay?
Superman: how???
Batman: u got your ass kicked in the dark knight returns and batman v superman movie.
the funny thing is I can totally see Batman and Superman arguing like this, since they're opposites like that.
normally i wouldn't like these kind of remakes but this one was pretty good, i give u props man
@wlkrtxtnger69 Batman: You know how I know you're gay?
superman: How?
Batman: You let Captain Marvel give you a reacharound.
Superman: Of course he goes by Shazam now.
That's fuckin' hilarious! Great Job!
Batman: You know how I know you're gay?
Superman: How?
Batman: You used to wear red speedos on the outside of your costume.
Superman: You used to wear black speedos of your costume!
Superman: you know how I know your gay?
Batman: how?
Superman: you keep a boy sidekick in tights in a cave....
Batman:.......... Touche....
absolutely brilliant...great job...my all time fave movie and comic book characters
Uprated, shared. Very funny!
you know how I know you are gay?
You are friends with Green Lantern!
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How?"
"You're wearing baby blue track pants."
"Ok I'll give you that one..."
XD
Rudd and Rogan are fkin geniuses
So good.
@CallOnMe921 I agree with you there, but what makes me nerdy is that I know the mythology of Superman and Batman so well that I could make 100 more of these jokes.
You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay
@AFinleyProductions it's the Justice League episode that has Amazo in it for the first time.
You write Gay detective stories.. yeah that's funny 😂😂😂😂💀
Is this some extended cut version of the dialogue? I don't remember this shit at all.
the first thing that came to my mind is "what's superman and batman doing in the car?" O_O creepy
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Batman: The Freaking Funny Version
Batman as Seth Rogen
very nice! bravo!
Superman: You know how I know you're gay?
Batman: How?
Superman: Two words: utility belt!
This is genius.
Superman: You know how I that you're gay?
Batman: How?
Superman: You're being played by Robert Pattinson.
Batman: Jokes on you, Clark. He did a better job portraying me than that talentless hack from those Kevin Smith films.
Superman: I kinda liked Ben Affleck in BvS. I thought he portrayed a more comic book accurate depiction of you, Bruce. Zack Snyder drew inspiration from The Dark Knight Returns.
Batman: He was fine in BvS, but Josstice League was a real shit show.
Superman: Dude, haven't you seen the Snyder Cut? It'll blow your mind.
Super Cafe Uncut.
lmaooo i love it when balls are in my face LMAOOOOOOO!!!
This is good!
You know how I know you're gay? You are reading comments on youtube.
which justice league episode was the car seen from
Rudd and Rogen improvised the whole thing.
@wlkrtxtnger69 @2wingo - I'm dyin' here. Lmfao
You two are geniuses. XD
BATMAN LIKES COLDPLAY LMAO
LOL a glove full of jelly will move
yea but all 3 of those things comprise the musical rent. lmfaoo
Why does it flicker at 5:18? Someone stick in an inappropriate frame in there?
@DestructoMonkey just the DVD extras.
@CallOnMe921 Honestly, this is one of the nerdiest things I've ever done, but I love it
lmao never gets old
This video is fucking killing me. Also 100th comment
wlkrtxtnger69 and 2wingo...thanks for making my post a lot more funnier. PS
@wlkrtxtnger69 Superman: Yeah, I give you that one.
Superman: You know how I know you're gay?
Batman: How?
Superman: You're in a love/hate relationship with The Joker.
@2wingo lol because shes about
17 - 18 years old and bats is like what 30 -50 or something
@NeoDMC I did say there was Lois Lane after adding the "jk" part, and I was serious about that. I never mentioned anything about the"Robin's"...I clearly typed "women". I know how wrong/gay the concept sounds....why would you even go for little kids if you've got tons of good-looking women lining up to date you?
Superman: Well, at least his has his own spinoff. You know how I know you're gay?
Batman: How?
Superman: You like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Batman: JoJo isn't gay, it's manly.
Superman: You're gay for saying that.
Batman: Okay, maybe the later parts were a bit gay, but the first three were still the best.
Superman: I prefer Dragon Ball Z.
Batman: Now that's gay.
this is fuckin' hilarious!!!
LOL! and it's just a little like a dubbed Kung Fu movie ;-)
@Corellality It's what I do.
OMG! This is the funniest shit. EVER.
pause at 5:18
@swirledelixir1
You are saying that the man who has been married to Lois Lane for over a decade, is gay.
And in the same sentence you also said that the man who has been seen mostly with not one, not two, but three different little boys in red/green tights in the past half century...is straight.
I know you went back and said J/K but I think you honestly believe this...
@Marcell2aG That's gay!?
Batman played by Seth Rogan is a horifying image
@wlkrtxtnger69
Nerdy? Nah. Jus' cause you like something of this particularly variety doesn't make you nerdy.
They both like Nicki Minaj. That's how I know they are gay.
I always fantasized about the big butch perfectly chiselled nose and awesomely built body, thick beautiful neck. Select copies of my Superman comic books were ones I often took under the cover with a flashlight after lights out. Good times. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:This is funny but Batman's not gay...not too sure about Superman...loool jk, there's Lois Lane. But really, there are too many women Batman's dated and even has a son with Talia.....
Homophobic! Cancel Bruce Wayne! Cancel Clark Kent!