I Expect You To Die | Part 5 | Worst. Vacation. Ever.

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  • @manaalmoosa7977
    @manaalmoosa7977 2 года назад +100

    "I wonder if I offer the assassin a cup of tea"
    Yes that will totally work

    • @manaalmoosa7977
      @manaalmoosa7977 2 года назад +5

      Coming back to this video months later and remembering that I wrote this comment be like

    • @mr.mudkip4845
      @mr.mudkip4845 Год назад

      ​@@manaalmoosa7977Welcome back a year later

    • @tinypinkittycat
      @tinypinkittycat Год назад +2

      @@manaalmoosa7977 _How 'bout a year, huh? Happy comment-aversary...ish, I guess?_

    • @jessicastewart7278
      @jessicastewart7278 6 месяцев назад

      2 years!​@@manaalmoosa7977

    • @AidenHere
      @AidenHere 4 месяца назад +1

      Near a year... Hey that rhymes!

  • @Shane-qu6od
    @Shane-qu6od 4 года назад +172

    Knowing that they were speaking polish it's fun seeing what he thinks of it

    • @kliperx
      @kliperx 3 года назад +13

      More fun is hearing how he translates it
      (I know bad that this is terible english)

    • @wikorexcuzwhynot4197
      @wikorexcuzwhynot4197 2 года назад +6

      Being polish makes it more fun

    • @armsofzeus
      @armsofzeus Год назад +9

      I knew it was Polish. When I heard "dobra, pa" at the end, I was pretty sure it was Polish. I'm not fluent but have spent months learning it and was so proud to identify it. I can't tell you what else they said though.
      Po polsku jest bardzo trudny(Polish is very difficult(

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose Год назад +1

      @@armsofzeus Tak, mogę mówić tylko trochę po polsku, i wszystko nie rozumiałem...

    • @armsofzeus
      @armsofzeus Год назад +2

      @@WackoMcGoose That phrase would've been real helpful when I lived in Poland for a year. I kept trying to use "mały" to try saying I speak a little Polish.

  • @silvergamer7250
    @silvergamer7250 4 года назад +79

    "I haven't even begun to flirt yet"
    why is that everyone's reaction!

    • @Lettucem3n
      @Lettucem3n 3 года назад +10

      The captain tried to have sex, and the beast tried to flirt.

    • @silvergamer7250
      @silvergamer7250 3 года назад +7

      Like tbh the guy on the earpiece sounds better
      Don’t judge me

    • @crusadr_4966
      @crusadr_4966 3 года назад +3

      It was gonna happen eventually!

    • @Dead_Shot_242
      @Dead_Shot_242 3 года назад +2

      I don’t know

    • @mwur6190
      @mwur6190 2 года назад +6

      They're James Bond, basically.
      It's pretty much criminal that the player hasn't gotten a piece of arm candy yet. /j

  • @themongothatbongoed
    @themongothatbongoed 4 года назад +85

    Let's see, Wolf repertoire now includes being a Super Agent on top of a crowbar-wielding Scientist, a Priest, a Detective, a Zombie Survivor, a Wizard, a Stormtrooper and a lot more.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 Год назад +1

      What game was he a priest?

    • @MarkManno-e2m
      @MarkManno-e2m Год назад

      He means when he was playing the game before half life 2 so he was a detective twice @@SuperSwordman1

    • @MarkManno-e2m
      @MarkManno-e2m Год назад

      Also a ww2 solder

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 Год назад

      @@MarkManno-e2m Ah, thanks.

  • @peacey856
    @peacey856 4 года назад +150

    "No glitches on vacation!" said A Wolf in VR breaking the 4th wall and then pretending he didn't

  • @vcgames3852
    @vcgames3852 4 года назад +328

    Yo wait I just realized that the news article about an agent getting killed by a spear is supposed to be YOU and the guy on the roof is the Spear man

    • @arktos7444
      @arktos7444 4 года назад +23

      Not canon, newspapers cant show the most recent news

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 года назад +48

      That was a ticketing agent. Oh, I see. Cover-up story. You know who wrote that, right? Zor!

    • @adamwestwood213
      @adamwestwood213 3 года назад +13

      Wouldn’t being on the newspaper takes the whole ‘secret’ part out of Secret Agent?

    • @vcgames3852
      @vcgames3852 3 года назад +24

      @@adamwestwood213 It is supposed to be a cover up story by Zor because the spear man is going to cause a lot of ruckus.

    • @SomeoneTookMyOldName
      @SomeoneTookMyOldName 3 года назад +6

      If you read it it was a ticketing agent not the secret agent

  • @Blueybeak
    @Blueybeak 4 года назад +262

    I love how the guy started shooting him through the door and he just panicked and gave him the money and it somehow worked
    Also I'm glad scorpion wars is getting better and better

    • @jont6370
      @jont6370 4 года назад +8

      Money

    • @captainsensational5865
      @captainsensational5865 4 года назад +4

      H hnj

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 года назад +5

      Bribe. (To not kill.)

    • @silvergamer7250
      @silvergamer7250 4 года назад +3

      i just read the second part that

    • @Blueybeak
      @Blueybeak 3 года назад +6

      @@lordbanetheplayer8844 well yeah but at the moment thats probably not what he was thinking he just grabbed the first thing that caught his eye

  • @pokmanl9810
    @pokmanl9810 2 года назад +22

    I actually think this is the most secret agent mission out of both games even though it’s just a train ride with problems. It feels like this really could happen in real life and there’s actually a big chance that this would pop on the news

    • @Lowknopealt
      @Lowknopealt 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah this one is the most badass imo

  • @coreyhutchinson6245
    @coreyhutchinson6245 4 года назад +129

    Another life threatening situation that is turned into glorious entertainment

  • @mandujas1
    @mandujas1 4 года назад +86

    The scorpion wars could be a series by itself

  • @averagefox5126
    @averagefox5126 4 года назад +31

    The production value for Scorpion Wars is very impressive. I can't wait to see what happens next

  • @elenamaksym8481
    @elenamaksym8481 3 года назад +14

    Assassin: uhhh, room service!
    Agent: *uses telekinetic implants and pulls the gun away
    Assassin: Ahh! *runs away
    I swear, that little ahh had me rolling around laughing

  • @gamingages5725
    @gamingages5725 4 года назад +45

    Ha, that guy in room 3 sent you a demo tape. He was hoping you would sign him to a record contract.

  • @schmebell7824
    @schmebell7824 4 года назад +14

    One thing I really love about your Channel Wolf is your intros, they always go with the theme of what your playing and they’re just really cool

  • @MrCheese0240
    @MrCheese0240 4 года назад +44

    Turns out henna scorpion is wood’s brother who faked there own death years and years ago

  • @ThatOneCreature
    @ThatOneCreature 3 года назад +17

    I know I'm months late but i love how he actually started calling them scorpion wars

  • @lets_go_gamingRL
    @lets_go_gamingRL 3 года назад +11

    I just love how he plays with the trophies as they are action figures like a ki d playing with real action figures

  • @tempy6822
    @tempy6822 3 года назад +7

    Your translation of what they said is perfect seriously. I am from polska and i understand them very much so your translation was very funny. 11:03

  • @diabolicald4027
    @diabolicald4027 4 года назад +13

    8:15 I died laughing at this part!🤣

  • @mustangtheunkown6775
    @mustangtheunkown6775 4 года назад +15

    Man loving this channel content I just discovered this channel a few days ago and I already watched over 50 videos and I'm lov9ng it so far.

    • @Vulnresati
      @Vulnresati 4 года назад +2

      I found him looking for Fnaf Help Wanted videos, have been watching him ever since

    • @mustangtheunkown6775
      @mustangtheunkown6775 4 года назад +3

      @@Vulnresati I just found him randomly he was in my recommendations so I was like sure I'll watch this vid and have been hooked since the first vid I saw of him

    • @joeymorangarza
      @joeymorangarza 4 года назад +1

      came here for star wars squadrons and i'm hooked as well

  • @panelegancki2073
    @panelegancki2073 4 года назад +17

    oh my God I am from Poland and this was so cool when I can hear polish voice in your video I love this channel you are the best RUclipsr had I ever seen keep doing that typ of videos you're the best

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 4 года назад +1

      So what were the voices really saying?

    • @panelegancki2073
      @panelegancki2073 4 года назад +6

      one of the guys is talking about it's not sure it's a good idea to come to India because he has a problem with a train the rest of the talk I can't hear because woolf start talking Bad the Other Guy sais to stop complaining about

    • @XanderBlade
      @XanderBlade 4 года назад +4

      @@LnPPersonified
      Zbigniew listen, I like this India idea less and less
      Stop complaining Marian.You know how much records we will sell if you perform well?
      Right now our train is stuck on a bridge.
      Did you left xxx on Delhi station?
      Of course I did.
      So instead of complaining and wasting my time enjoy the view. Bye
      Okay bye

    • @jessicastewart7278
      @jessicastewart7278 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@XanderBladeG.O.A.T

  • @embracethemystery
    @embracethemystery 4 года назад +9

    me shouting at Wolf: THE NEXT BUTTON CLUE IS ON THE TEAPOT! But, by all means, take your time and smoke a stogie and drink some more bullsemen tea...

  • @justinnove6008
    @justinnove6008 4 года назад +3

    Man if not for this series, I wouldn’t have gone back and do all the challenges for this game. I really hope a second one is in development.

  • @GreenMask-XRGM-27
    @GreenMask-XRGM-27 Год назад +2

    20:47 Flashbang! MY EYES!!!

  • @davidthedreamer0
    @davidthedreamer0 4 года назад +3

    When she said "you... impress me" i couldn't help but to laugh! 😂😂😂 Wolf was literally panicking

  • @shakewell42
    @shakewell42 4 года назад +6

    Definitely the best play through of this game I’ve seen so far. Nice!

  • @oliverrian3356
    @oliverrian3356 4 года назад +8

    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
    I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

  • @Jase432
    @Jase432 4 года назад +30

    “... at his seat, of power!”
    “Bonk”

  • @wafffls
    @wafffls Год назад

    LOOOOOL the handler is so comically nonchalant about the agent’s unfair pay and lack of vacation despite them risking their life day in and day out. love your personality. great video!

  • @John-ro8hw
    @John-ro8hw 4 года назад +2

    Honestly, that bond scene with the song intro is perfect.!

  • @nutters7001
    @nutters7001 4 года назад +2

    Love your videos man! Your the only VR RUclipsr that I enjoy watching. Keep up the great work!

  • @nrgunne
    @nrgunne 4 года назад +20

    🦂🦂🦂 SCORPION WARS - Episode IV 🦂🦂🦂
    (enjoy the stand-alone sequel to the 3rd part)
    XD

    • @Kirbyroth
      @Kirbyroth 4 года назад +2

      the clone wars

  • @arielser2671
    @arielser2671 4 года назад +5

    Hello! I want to let you know that I enjoy your videos a lot and I hope you keep doing this for a while.

  • @troywilson1071
    @troywilson1071 4 года назад +2

    I absolutely love your personality and humor

  • @treysonnier1961
    @treysonnier1961 3 года назад +1

    Scorpion Wars is turning out to be the best series I’ve ever watched - even better than Twilight! I just wish the Reginald Arc were a little longer ;-;

  • @GhostDelta
    @GhostDelta 4 года назад +2

    I never even thought of using the stun on the spear guy, that was awesome

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 3 года назад +1

      There’s many ways to get rid of the assassins, part of what I love about this game

  • @EMo5ive
    @EMo5ive Год назад +1

    21:40 Wolf: "Enjoy your meal, Bitch!"
    that is THE funniest quote in ALL HISTORY.

  • @jessicastewart7278
    @jessicastewart7278 4 года назад +2

    I love the tea time collectable

  • @dariuszsobczak7209
    @dariuszsobczak7209 2 года назад +1

    Translation: "Hey Gniew, listen i'm starting to not like this idea"
    "Don't be an idiot Marian"
    "As for now-"
    Uhhhh... Of COURSE i left it!" **Struggles**
    "Well don't talk bout' shi* and get Your head up and get the stuff!"
    (90% of it i wasnt able to hear cuz Wolf was talking.)
    11:01

  • @jonathanVN1864
    @jonathanVN1864 4 года назад +1

    I JUST FREAKING LOVE THE SCORPION WARS

  • @teamvortex9772
    @teamvortex9772 4 года назад +3

    I don't know why but that clang at 34:14 made me laugh XP

  • @Tanuvein
    @Tanuvein 6 месяцев назад +1

    Scorpion Wars is truly the grandest saga to grace youtube

  • @misanthropologist
    @misanthropologist 4 года назад +7

    I feel like you could probably cut down your speedrun time by sending flashbangs to the enemy cabins?

    • @SlegiarDryke
      @SlegiarDryke 3 года назад +1

      Tried that with number 6. Got a grenade sent back XD

    • @misanthropologist
      @misanthropologist 3 года назад

      @@SlegiarDryke Hah! Love it!

    • @Grandpa...
      @Grandpa... 3 года назад

      @@misanthropologist sending flash bangs to 5 and 6 kills you

  • @jacoblittlefield6769
    @jacoblittlefield6769 4 года назад +1

    I love that you just started singing Blues Clues and I love your channel

  • @vutysersuxxx5236
    @vutysersuxxx5236 4 года назад +13

    Wolf calls nr 3
    Polish boi says hello in polish
    wold: YOU SPY!
    xD

    • @Piotr08
      @Piotr08 4 года назад +2

      Pływanie z delfinami XD

    • @chickenmccraft4554
      @chickenmccraft4554 4 года назад +1

      @@Piotr08 xD

    • @Anterr_
      @Anterr_ 4 года назад +1

      I've lost a braincell reading this.

  • @Celticjamz
    @Celticjamz 4 года назад +3

    ok, wolf. to help u move along with some of the soviners for seat of power, u will need to hit the read more, but if u really need the help, here they are
    give the plants alchohal
    give the bull a cigeret
    DROP the peices of the Z into place
    plug the hole for the bees with a stoper from the see through bottle
    this one isin't really part of it, but the 5th one is getting the intel

  • @shadow_fire4606
    @shadow_fire4606 4 года назад +1

    Im now happy to see that scorpion wars has its own intro

  • @mingfunglau149
    @mingfunglau149 Год назад +2

    "Buttons buttons on the wall, light them up, but NOT THEM ALL."
    Almost every RUclipsr: Proceeds to press every single button on the wall

  • @vloggingwithchen5000
    @vloggingwithchen5000 4 года назад

    I love the commentary in your videos wolf they make your videos funnier

  • @ProjectCelest
    @ProjectCelest 4 года назад

    I am so happy he got to play this. I was waiting ever since I ran into this channel.

  • @jemimaphillips7295
    @jemimaphillips7295 7 месяцев назад +1

    6:27 the first line of mail time from Blue's clues.

  • @chlorine_is_yummy
    @chlorine_is_yummy Год назад

    wolf: *pressed 3 buttons* also wolf: *I AM A GOD*

  • @BigDamo53829
    @BigDamo53829 3 года назад +1

    12:54 oh my god that was smooth

  • @skinnypetesparks7078
    @skinnypetesparks7078 4 года назад +2

    I like how we can hear the narrator in the right side of the headphones.

  • @rainbowalex1050
    @rainbowalex1050 4 года назад +1

    The only reason to watch these: the scorpion wars!!!

  • @winhood
    @winhood 6 месяцев назад

    I'm loving this .

  • @yoyodiary5896
    @yoyodiary5896 4 года назад +2

    These videos got me into vr

  • @tompeter717
    @tompeter717 Год назад

    ITS so cool with stereo Headphones, where you have the Double Agent To your left ear and the other Guy To the right

  • @michaelcrane8488
    @michaelcrane8488 4 года назад +1

    Love your stuff helping me though a tough time

  • @Jaming42069
    @Jaming42069 4 года назад +2

    Wolf did not notice the cups next to the champagne

  • @dragonfly2649
    @dragonfly2649 4 года назад +1

    Wolf I’m a huge fan and I love you walking dead things I love watching you it’s a fun time keep on the great work Also also do you read these comments

  • @nerfpup3089
    @nerfpup3089 3 года назад

    the intro makes me so happy

  • @Gunnarbug
    @Gunnarbug 4 года назад

    I love the intros you do. They are so gosh darn funny I can't help but laugh

  • @EMo5ive
    @EMo5ive Год назад

    8:14 There are many ways to discard a plate, But never has someone broken a train window and throw a plate off the cliff through the broken window.

  • @RedRiding001
    @RedRiding001 4 года назад

    Haha love how your taking scorpionwars so seriously 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ElizabethAlley-lm5cm
    @ElizabethAlley-lm5cm 8 месяцев назад

    “I am a god” got me dieing😂

  • @basarbask524
    @basarbask524 4 года назад +1

    the saddest anime deaths ever 33:51

  • @chuzzthefuzz1908
    @chuzzthefuzz1908 4 года назад +1

    A piece of totally useless info - if you were a New Zealand spy, you could eat “tea”, which is what we Kiwis call our evening meal!

  • @tinyturtleoutlaw1369
    @tinyturtleoutlaw1369 4 года назад +1

    The scorpion wars get me every time

  • @JxyWock
    @JxyWock 3 года назад

    Why was the "b*tch" exactly on point with the explosion lmao.

  • @pikachulover45
    @pikachulover45 3 года назад

    6:27 Wolf started to sing the “mail time song” from blue’s clues.

  • @thedvdlegend4578
    @thedvdlegend4578 4 года назад

    Yes I was waiting for this video to come out so long lmao

  • @snoodge-cv7fj
    @snoodge-cv7fj 2 года назад

    7:40 I think that is the most despair I have ever heard in a voice.

  • @kyleadkinsispetrussian4353
    @kyleadkinsispetrussian4353 4 года назад +1

    Ur the best vr gamer in the world ur so cool

  • @chocohouse4147
    @chocohouse4147 4 года назад

    Yesss i love this game! I’m excited to watch!

  • @LeoLeonLeonidas
    @LeoLeonLeonidas 2 года назад

    21:29 "o my wow thats a strong JESUS" -wolf

  • @como328
    @como328 4 года назад

    YES
    I was waiting for this...

  • @missfontella183
    @missfontella183 3 года назад

    Every video, I just wait to hear "I'm sorry, what?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lelecuca
    @lelecuca 10 месяцев назад

    This is one mission I didn’t like. I’ve put the tray cover over the gun and set the grenade for the plane and didn’t work, so I’ve assumed it wasn’t it. I guess it wasn’t in the perfect position. To stunned the speared guy….I don’t know how you’ve figured it out! It’s not fun when you can’t do it without your help. Btw, you are great on this videos, very cute.

  • @anthonyplacek9703
    @anthonyplacek9703 3 года назад +2

    You know, you could probably keep the lighter and send her the pocket watch, and then speed up the henchmen by grabbing the gun, but sending a stun grenade to the roof.

  • @theturtle4692
    @theturtle4692 4 года назад

    Love your videos keep up the good work!

  • @chizeled9408
    @chizeled9408 4 года назад

    love it like all of your video's

  • @mrkanook9226
    @mrkanook9226 4 года назад +8

    Howdy. Have a great Taco Tuesday everybody

    • @jahshuahwade6356
      @jahshuahwade6356 4 года назад +1

      Coundt acquire taco:(

    • @SuperSaiyanEgg
      @SuperSaiyanEgg 4 года назад +1

      You too

    • @dogman1240
      @dogman1240 4 года назад +2

      I do love my self a taco

    • @bharatchawla8514
      @bharatchawla8514 4 года назад +1

      What is Taco Tuesday?
      By the way. Thank you and same to you 😊

    • @mrkanook9226
      @mrkanook9226 4 года назад

      @@bharatchawla8514 Taco's are considered a Mexican food staple that taste very good. It seems most people use ground beef, lettuce and cheese in a hard corn shell. But if you search you will find that taco's can be made with any kind of meat (my favourite is langua, cows tongue) and a soft corn shell will a Mexican cheese.

  • @bagel4943
    @bagel4943 3 года назад

    I swear, dying is the only way to get a real vacation as a secret agent.

  • @markuscampos8293
    @markuscampos8293 4 года назад

    This is is a talent right there got me haha love this guy

  • @erintaylor3009
    @erintaylor3009 4 года назад

    You're a freaking another episode now I don't want to wait

  • @masonbrown4640
    @masonbrown4640 18 дней назад

    Funny how it takes one bite to eat a whole sandwich but 3 bites for a donut

  • @SCPMember-kb8zk
    @SCPMember-kb8zk 4 года назад +3

    Join us in a new adventure of Jeff Griswold in National Lampoon's India Vacation. Coming soon to a theater near you.

  • @Dexterackley
    @Dexterackley 4 года назад +2

    Wolf: I use the grenades to take out the plane makes more sense. Me: yes stun grenade is the best anti plane grenade

  • @ladyaimeedarcy6670
    @ladyaimeedarcy6670 3 года назад

    "We have a train ride together! Aw" poor Wolf : / we should all go on a train ride with Wolf! Who's with me!? :)

  • @angelafitzmaurice4491
    @angelafitzmaurice4491 2 года назад

    love your videos

  • @deanellis5870
    @deanellis5870 9 месяцев назад

    Fishy fishy, Coincidentally, you seem to have known all of the side quest by accident😅

  • @krismxne
    @krismxne 4 месяца назад

    11:00
    PIN THAT
    English dub:
    Marian: Zbigniew? Look, I'm starting to feel less and less interested in the idea of India. Zbigniew: Don't whine, Marian. How will you get there to know how many records we will sell? Marian: For now, our train is stuck on a new precipice and is standing still. Zbigniew: Exactly. did you use tape in a radio station in Delhi? Mariana; Er, of - of course I will confess. Zbigniew: Instead of whining and bothering me, admire the views, bye. Marian: Okay, bye.
    Polish dub:
    Marian: Zbigniew? Słuchaj, coraz mniej wydaje mi się pomysłem z Indiami.
    Zbigniew: Nie marudź, Marian. Jak tam zabłyśniesz, aby wiedzieć ile płyt sprzedamy?
    Marian: Jak na razie, do naszego pociągu utknął nad nową przepaścią i stoi.
    Zbigniew: O właśnie. zastosowałeś taśmę w radiostacji w Delhi?
    Mariana; Eee, oczy- oczywiście, że wyznam.
    Zbigniew: Nie zamiast marudzić i zawracać mi widok, podziwiaj widoki, pa.
    Marian: Dobra, pa.

  • @micahsplaytime3655
    @micahsplaytime3655 5 месяцев назад

    No glitches on vacation got me☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀

  • @floop8302
    @floop8302 4 года назад +2

    “Here’s the mail sometimes it fails”

  • @cindy0683
    @cindy0683 4 года назад +1

    Wolf nice to see another of your3videos

  • @SofiaAfton3
    @SofiaAfton3 6 месяцев назад

    I’m wondering if anyone noticed that he started to sing the mail song from blues clues at 6:29 then stopped.

  • @SJ-mi8wn
    @SJ-mi8wn 4 года назад

    You’re the best you tuber on RUclips

  • @richardjusticejr.6465
    @richardjusticejr.6465 6 месяцев назад

    On 25:53 did the spear guy die by the bullets from the plan?

  • @dlt1199
    @dlt1199 4 года назад

    Hell yeah ,another one!!