I love Theo on Joe because I love hearing Joe break out in genuine humor laughter. Theo just has the most fascinating way of phrasing his ideas. Twain level humorist genius.
Dude I just fuckin love Theo, his humor is so crazy, you never know when a joke is on its way to be delivered with that guy, and he is so freakin entertaining when he interviews people.
Holy shit, no clue how I’ve never heard the one about “Nick” drawing pussy for four bucks a pop. That’s one of a handful where he was dead on and didn’t have to immediately make the story up as he went along with several pauses in between 😂
How do you lock yourself out of your apartment while you're having a late Christmas party? Wouldn't someone let you in? Landlord should've known he was f'd up!😅
You know what's funny? I came to know of Theo from watching the MTV Road Rules show and the MTV reality show competitions and I can't recall him ever saying anything funny. Then years later I find out he 's a standup comic and I'm thinking "Whaaaa..?".
As someone who spent their teens living in Shreveport, LA in the late 80s/early 90s I can confirm that if you got in a fight with a black dude you got in a fight with his compatriots and hands down, up, sideways or whichever way you chose you would still lose. I can also add to his list of innocent boys games by explaining what we called "sticky belly, flap dick" Little bit of honey or maple syrup on the belly (exact location depended on how cocky you were) then you would wait for the flies to land and try and slap those mothers dead with an upward thrust of the hips. The innocent days before the internet and social media were beautiful times.
It's mostly group chat and the people paying for attention more attention she gives then everyone's gonna be spending more for the attention like an auction battle. Then there's all different kinds tho it's not just porn
You don't fight black dudes when they jump you. You cover up and hope they don't have a knife. If you fight back when you are getting jumped that's when you end up in the hospital. In fact, if you are one man and you have to fight even just two men, odds are you are going to lose. I don't believe this dude has ever been jumped.
"If everyone turned away for a moment, I could eat this young fellow" 🤣🤣
“Jamie can you pull up some help, I need help” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This one is my favorite❤️
“Bro…you’d pay eight” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Still the best line ever.
He is truely unique 😂
He was in a wheelchair. He didn't need it. They just never told him to walk... That one broke me😂😂☠️
Gay chicken had me!! Lol
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I love Theo on Joe because I love hearing Joe break out in genuine humor laughter. Theo just has the most fascinating way of phrasing his ideas. Twain level humorist genius.
theo making joe and jamie genuinely laugh their asses off brings me so much joy
Love it when he makes rogsn laugh alwsys makes me laugh as much
I watched Theo on Joe Rogan and could not stop laughing all day. He is hallarious. Love this guy😂
i always turn on podcasts before i go to bed, then i usually dream about them, i wanna put Theo Von moments i wanna see him in my dreams :D
Dude watch some porn man
Imagine smoking weed with theo von and cracking jokes back n forth in ur dream, that would be crazy
That’s so funny cause I do too 😭
That’s gay
😂😂😂😂
Theo must be protected at all cost 😂 dude is a genius
Agreed
.... you'd pay eight 😂
love theo. hes a philosopher man.
Dude I just fuckin love Theo, his humor is so crazy, you never know when a joke is on its way to be delivered with that guy, and he is so freakin entertaining when he interviews people.
Never realized how funny Theo was. I first started watching for self help reasons. I’m dying listening to this shit
Theo has to have the most interesting and exciting life its crazy😂
Hes making most of it up dude haha, he's a fantastic storyteller
95% is made up
"if you gum down a viet, people aren't going to be that upset with you" one of my favorite theo lines I bust a gut everytime
Theo and the Lees. Always so funny! 😃
Theo von podcasts > His stand up
“I’m gonna fuckin do something here today” 😂😂😂
I'd love to see theo with karl pilkington hilarious
"Exhibit A" 🤣😂🤣
He had a couple of deficiencies ffs 😂
Theo is the guy who says yes to everything
3:18 you're welcome lol
bro Theo had an insane childhood xD
Fr he must’ve grown up in another dimension or something
He’s making most of it up.
Sometime it look like he offended when people laughing 😂😂
5:00 tell me Bobby’s not on blow 😂
Theo Von saves me at work lol the days would be gruesome without your comedy, brotha. Keep on keepin on
Theo: "well there you go" chugs on bottle 😮😮😮😮😮😮 LEGEND
"Some rain with ur fuckin kids in it"...😂😂😂 I'm dead☠️☠️☠️
Spring Break baby had me on the fucking floor. 19:00
Everyone needs a tiny Theo on their shoulder
Holy shit, no clue how I’ve never heard the one about “Nick” drawing pussy for four bucks a pop.
That’s one of a handful where he was dead on and didn’t have to immediately make the story up as he went along with several pauses in between 😂
You’d pay $8 😏
@@SillyBilly4Really Only four, and it’s gotta be on linen paper. My allergies act up.
Bro what is that transition at 13:04 hahahahahahah i'm in tears laughing
Lmao neck to neck
"Gum down a Viet" 😂😂😂
Come on lady 🤣🤣
That made me literally lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you lock yourself out of your apartment while you're having a late Christmas party? Wouldn't someone let you in? Landlord should've known he was f'd up!😅
"gum-down a viet" classic
4:24 its like they own a zoo !! Lmao
“Exhibit A”
She was out of her protected zone.
37…. This year 😂
You know what's funny? I came to know of Theo from watching the MTV Road Rules show and the MTV reality show competitions and I can't recall him ever saying anything funny. Then years later I find out he 's a standup comic and I'm thinking "Whaaaa..?".
your a funny man theo belfast northern ireland legend bro 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣
Theo is so good 5:32
Theo is funny as😂f
3:10 Yo, what? 😂
Jesus Christmas
I used to think my life was a tragedy that “ I don’t have any money. “ now I find that it’s a comedy that” I don’t have any money. “ 😅😅😊😊😊😂
7:56 I really wanted to hear this story "I looked at the chair the other day..."
Exhibit A 😂
💯 not a name from chester pmsl if you'd ever been you'd realise how ridiculously funny that is 😂
The good ol days of free 😸 are gone. 😂
Just thinking about how many seasons of Gay Chicken they played 💀
Ellis from left 4 dead
Funny guy 😂😂
So fucking funny it's just like entertainment high level with best bodies respect love but not hpmosexulyy 😅😂
RIP BC
21:33 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can't really tell when this guy is relating real life stories or telling tall tales. I'm guessing it's 50/50
As someone who spent their teens living in Shreveport, LA in the late 80s/early 90s I can confirm that if you got in a fight with a black dude you got in a fight with his compatriots and hands down, up, sideways or whichever way you chose you would still lose.
I can also add to his list of innocent boys games by explaining what we called "sticky belly, flap dick"
Little bit of honey or maple syrup on the belly (exact location depended on how cocky you were) then you would wait for the flies to land and try and slap those mothers dead with an upward thrust of the hips.
The innocent days before the internet and social media were beautiful times.
hahaha
Chetmate bruh
Wtf 🤩
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I met my girlfriend off snapchat and were gonna get married in the spring best quick add I've ever made
Gross
On snapchat of all places, congrats !
😂😭😂
Doesn't Bobby show a lot of narsistic behavior
femurs 😂
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It's mostly group chat and the people paying for attention more attention she gives then everyone's gonna be spending more for the attention like an auction battle. Then there's all different kinds tho it's not just porn
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Omg the dude stealing purses had me dead af!!!!! Lmao
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The most genial bigot on earth
But who. Is going to do the real jobs. Like driving a truck for a living like I do. 23 years this year
Why was half of this about being racist
Being racist is fun bro.
It's called a joke?
90 percent of black jokes are aimed at white people! I don't get offended
How was it mostly racist…?
You don't fight black dudes when they jump you. You cover up and hope they don't have a knife. If you fight back when you are getting jumped that's when you end up in the hospital. In fact, if you are one man and you have to fight even just two men, odds are you are going to lose. I don't believe this dude has ever been jumped.