if musicians were honest
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This video was so good that it gave me several physical injuries
Francesco Costanza No one gives a fuck about you chief
Somehow
But that's a lie because this video sucked
Francesco Costanza lol
At least 3 of them.
"I found a job at a bakery.. I like baking now"
This is more common than one may think..
That's such a good idea
k
oh fuck
i’m a baker
@@deeznuts-ch1xd like Mike Baker the vocalist of Shadow Gallery, great band.
@@deeznuts-ch1xd me too lol
Rudy Ayoub video checklist:
Rudy is every character ✔️
One character is an asshole ✔️
Awkward silence ✔️
Guitar ✔️
Ad placement ✔️
Painful/abrupt otro ✔️
no 035
035 x
Deep fried earrape ending ❌
Bro ✔️
Where is ear rape
How curious is that he makes advertising of the pedal by saying it's a completely unnecessary waste of money
Not a need, a want
@@RudyAyoub an unnecessary *want* of money
Because it's so good he bought it anyway. There must be something to it... I'll take 5!
All the best things in life are things we don´t need, we just want...
Cristian Martín but don’t you want it tho? He convinced me at “did you buy a guitar pedal? “
Omg the comeback of Wife! My fav character 😻😹
Gucia BlueBlack Mrs Rudy
Still my fav video and i wish more ppl that one!!
Deadman damn, your comment hit me in some way emotionally, I want you to be my roady some day and pass me my guitar. Please wouldn’t you Mind. 😯
Yeah, the person who plays Wife is the best actor in Rudy's videos so far
the bro wife
0:44 Me to myself after listening to my own riffs.
Same.
You also wish that you would get physically injured somehow?
I wanna listen too
Natural same 😂
Me too 😭😂
Me: *Watches Rudy Ayoub's video*
The air in my lungs: "Aight Imma head out"
....my car is this way...
Hello there :)
i hope the air gets physically injured ..somehow..
MattBlakk Guitar24.7 general Kenobi
I too suffer from sudden collapsing of both of my lungs when I watch Rudy Ayoub's videos
“I didn’t understand anything you just said” - me at Guitar Center when employees explain specs to me
Because they didn't know what they were talking about and it came out as pretentious gibberish?
@@Cake_Doge - Did you chug 500ml for that guy, bro? Chug another for me, bro...
Oh
Now I understand it all. After 13 years. I feel like a tech specialist now. i'm not.
But the expert tech in this vid didnt even know what string gauge he used for the setup??
i honestly think what the heck, how could he not know
That riff sounded like some random Frank Zappa song. :D The title of the song could be: "Physically injured".
Not the title - the artist
It actually sounds like Zappa's Echidna's Arf, not so random, huh =)
@@MrCosmonaut where
Somehow
I like it!
Bro you so honest bro. Honest something else bro.
HAHAHHAHAHAH
That transformed into the dumbest meme ever and i love it
"I'm not honest"
"Wow!"
This content is essential for the progression of the entire human race.
Truer words have never been said.
If musicians were honest, they’d all realize every electric guitar is just a bass but with more strings
*Davie504 joined the chat*
Hell yeah
O M G
Smash like
Slap like*
"I found a job at a bakery.. I like baking now"
, where I actually get paid, like, with real money
"i don't listen when you guys talk " XD this is so true
Isn't it a good feature for a bass player?
theres one in every band...
Rudy could have a whole Netflix show by himself
And i will watch it in one sitting .
say that if you buy their stuff, they'll give you free stuff. like M&M's...
im going to start acting like this to all the musicians i know
In all honesty I think that's a horrible idea. This is a great way to get everyone around you to hate you.
@@jbain4750 Ima be honest with you, chief, I think you're a dick who should google what a "joke" is.
Hey Bro, if we’re being honest. This is quality content. *Unsubscribes*
Somehow, don't know how, but somehow.
lol.
I’m the 999th like, nice I shall give the next person unlimited power
Hey bro, if we're being honest. This is quality comment. *Disliked*
@@interstellardumbassery7514 *bro*
I love the way he finishes talking and just look to a side and walk away.
Yea. This type of akwardness can't be faked 😅
"I didn't even know we had one song to play" I died laughing such a great video!
As Glenn Fricker would say "BASS PLAYERS! AAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!" XD
*"I can't make it at 7 because I don't wanna go." My mind has said that too many times.*
"I don't need it but I got it anyway"
*iphone users getting the next phone thats almost the same phone*
imagine giving a shit
@@vhsorion so then why u replied
As coming from a family of musicians, this turns out to be a total nightmare, especially how we never hold back against each other haha! Really funny as always man!
Okay this is the best one.
wait why are you here
You mean worst? I am unsibscribed because of this video.
I laughed so hard that my lung got physically injured.
And the last one is so true.
Like how he smiled when he was giving them criticism. Aesthetically it looked like he was giving a compliment but verbally it couldn't have been further from what his face was saying. 😆
I like how every character has a different shirt
He must be rich to have so many shirts.
"I hop you get physically injured somehow" I LOVE THIS VIDEO xDDD
I never watch your videos on full screen just to feel the rushed and uncomfortable feeling they have.
underrated
"Yeah I can't make it at 7 because I don't want to go" made my laugh out loud double forte
Me: *plays anything remotely similar to Smoke on the Water*
Rudy: “I hope you get physically injured”
I like how he didn't wish actual death on him, just physical injuries somehow. Such a nice guy.
Just gonna say you’re my hero for making this
You're EVERYWHERE! 🥴
𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 you commenting more than Justin Y
She's trying to steal my throne.
@@espurr6628 Except she acually has talent. Justin Y does'nt do a damn thing other than exist as far as I know.
Freakin David 😂
Nobody:
Rudy: wishing himself to get injured
“I also wish you would get physically injured... idk how but yeah” 😂😂 has me on the floor 😂👍👍👍👍
"I like baking now. I hope you get physically injured" I see a whole line of new t-shirts coming up. Brilliant stuff!
2:37 Oh maaan, I didn't know you were me. Like, everything that you said here was 100% true to me. And I was that damn bass player that quit the band. Jeez.
Dick move
Are you enjoying your job at bakery?
@@hirayui no i'm not, i'm a weeb after all, i don't like people
2:37 the most accurate depiction of what's going on inside a bassist mind I've heard
is it just me or Rudy is getting THICKER in every video!! keep working grl.
i can bench a whole half plate now
Rudy Ayoub lol
If this was musicians being honest, I can’t imagine what musicians being mean would look like.
I find it so funny that the other guy just walks off after saying I hope u get physically injured and leaves the other guy just standing there
no red brO?
no 0-3-5 brO?
brO you need to step it up brO
This video attacked me in ways I didnt know possible😲🤯😔😌
“Yeah I cant make it at 7:00 becuase I don’t want to go” hahaha I lost it there 😂 I’ve literally told someone that.
"i hope you get something injured somehow" is the polar opposite of those bigs descriptions of how someone hopes, for example you break a leg
The guitar riff kinda sounded like someone drunk af tried to write a Mario Kart song
LOL “there’s nothing I’d rather do less than help you move your amp!”
the one about being asked to play something...... the biggest mood!!!
"I cant make it at 7 because I dont want to go." Im gonna start applying that to most things on my life.
Now it makes me wonder what happens when you ask him to play *wonderwall*
That’s every local band talking to other local bands that are starting out
The bassists had my crying
This might be one of my favorite videos you've done so far, excellent
I didn't like any of the joke, but somehow wished this video never ends.
IS THIS TRUE TALENT RUDY HAS??
Bro who are these new actors? They are great cHiEf.
Rudy always talks about the physical injuries but never about the psychological ones
Rudy's ad placements are out of this world
I laughed so hard my wife came in here to see if I was choking on something 😂
Nobody:
LITERALLY nobody:
Rudy:
I HOPE YOU GET PHYSICALLY INJURED
I swear, those quiet reaction shots are pure gold.
I dont know any thing about music, I'm not even into music, but I come here for the sweet passive aggresive dialogue that really makes me believe all of these videos are based on grievances hes had with real people. And the awkwardness? Chefs kiss
*bro why are you so mean bro honesty isnt douchebagery bro*
The car is this way
Honesty isn’t douchebagery until you find a job at bakery and start baking honest douches, bro.
@@hirayui *bro are you in Harvard bro*
I hope you don't get physically injured somehow bro
These are getting better and better
"My car's this way" was the cherry on top lmao
I always have to remind myself that he's talking to himself lol
Me too bro
Does anyone know if Steve got physically injured?
Steve might be in Rudy's basement.
That physical injured part got me crackin
"This is Rudy. He's a musician, he's really good."
Rudy: "Ooh."
*Basically*
When musicians are asking for a Brofist to the face
Wow Rudy really wants Rudy to get injured huh
I keep coming back to this video, hilarious stuff
The last one is very relatable
What we have learnt from this is that Rudy is a sadomasochist. Nice.
Damn bro did you make that amp yourself bro, can you make me an amp bro?
Last part is priceless "my car is this way."
3:15 Every guitarist's reaction to people asking them to play 0 3 5.
cool now do "if rudy ayoub made good videos"
jk i love you bb
Chief
Chief
This was actually refreshing hearing all this honesty.
Honestly hilarius stuff Rudy 👏🏼👏🏼
Seems like nobody was physically injured during this video, i gotta be honest chief, i feal cheated
Is this your way of telling me you didn’t pay the bill?
50-50 split b
Rudy Ayoub ill keep that in mind when buying ur bday gift 👀
@@ReneeMarcela what did you get him?
This is the most well written Rudy video I've seen.
You're the best actor i've ever seen.
Imma be honest with you chief.
The video was perfect but where the hell is the deep fried bass boosted ending
Wait a minute...
“I h0pe you g3t physically injured 5omehow”
Subliminal messages
Dude, I think you are funny as hell! The, "I hope you get physically injured somehow" cracks me up! Plus, I have also listened to you play and you are an incredible musician as well as a damn good actor. I subscribed.
honestly this is the best video so far
*Im GoNnA bE hOnEsT wItH yOu ChIeF*
Edit : I got +300 likes. Bros, this is a milestone for me. My *cRiPlLiNg DePrEsSiOn* has finally been cured. On a Rudy Ayoub video.
333rd like from my side. Enjoy your life chief.
Rudy . You gotta buy your wife some new clothes man.
It's weird how I always enjoy every seconds of Rudy's videos but with a straight face.
“It’s not an insult, it’s actually constructive criticism”
This isn't funny. My dad died of physical injuries
Not everyone can take dark humour. We understand you, hope your dad rest in peace.
I'm sorry
his fault pussy
Haha lol... Jk
Title should be "If musicians were German".
That last one is the most truth I’ve ever seen in my life. Jesus Christ if that isn’t almost every musician.
"i like baking now" you got me there
035 meme is not funny, i dont get it.
I don't know if you being sarcastic
But if you're not, the 035 just means the first three notes of smoke on the water and he plays it everytime cuz that the only song that beginner guitarists know and it's funny
Honestly the joke itself is not that funny, it's just the fact that it became a meme.
Hey bro, if we're being honest, you're doing RUclips because becoming a musician just didn't pay well...
Might be your best video yet
Thanks for the great entertaining videos, bro. Always watching every new one, makes me feel better.