What Your Guitar Says About You (Modern Edition)

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  • @janeliu5316
    @janeliu5316 Год назад +2992

    I just realized I'm too poor to be roasted.

  • @LunatiqueRob
    @LunatiqueRob Год назад +948

    *Plini and Nolly just left the chat*

    • @hiro221
      @hiro221 Год назад +13

      And misha, he has an orange aristides

    • @skin_e_guy
      @skin_e_guy Год назад +10

      @@hiro221 and a mayonnaise lol

    • @eggpod4567
      @eggpod4567 4 месяца назад

      ​@@skin_e_guy Dude, I heard those have so much harmony.

    • @skin_e_guy
      @skin_e_guy 4 месяца назад +1

      @@eggpod4567 wish I knew man. I have an Ibanez. And I have no intention of upgrading. My girl is perfect.

    • @sammy-whirl8500
      @sammy-whirl8500 2 месяца назад

      ​@@skin_e_guymy bottom shelf ibanez is a dank ass instrument

  • @McTheWarhammer
    @McTheWarhammer Год назад +637

    My brother in Christ you didn't have to do Nolly that dirty

    • @paxchristi2014
      @paxchristi2014 Год назад

      😂

    • @DLCoker666
      @DLCoker666 Год назад +39

      Ironically, nolly is easily the best guitar player in (not in) periphery

    • @skin_e_guy
      @skin_e_guy Год назад +21

      @@DLCoker666 as admitted by the rest of the bandmates themselves, nolly is better than all of them. and i agree.

    • @MrKylederp
      @MrKylederp 11 месяцев назад +2

      Watch his old Paul Gulbert covers, dude can shred

    • @nomaanalwi9495
      @nomaanalwi9495 11 месяцев назад

      @@MrKylederpnot to mention his sikth covers

  • @legitwhitebelt8353
    @legitwhitebelt8353 Год назад +287

    We ibanez RG enthusiasts keeping quiet 🤫

    • @sasha-taylor
      @sasha-taylor Год назад +5

      hehehe I have an old beat up EX cuz I'm that cheap

    • @addictivetackleco
      @addictivetackleco Год назад +4

      Same here with my same rg7 I got for Christmas when I was in highscool now in college playing instrumental Djent and sometimes slam

    • @escapegulag4317
      @escapegulag4317 Год назад +3

      rg1527z 🎉

    • @recipoldinasty
      @recipoldinasty 11 месяцев назад +6

      He said modern guitars

    • @redlight3932
      @redlight3932 9 месяцев назад +3

      ibanez is king personal preference for the best bang for buck guitars

  • @ryanham4982
    @ryanham4982 Год назад +152

    As a Strandberg owner, bros spittin facts

  • @mcbrian
    @mcbrian 7 месяцев назад +98

    Bro gets a knockoff periphery track on spotify and thinks he can roast everyone's rig now

    • @josukebutmature2399
      @josukebutmature2399 2 месяца назад +13

      He sounds exactly like what every other generic Djent band there is out there shit is not nearly as creative as periphery 😭😭😭

    • @gooftuber_goofing_gaming
      @gooftuber_goofing_gaming Месяц назад +1

      fr

    • @goblindeeznutzz
      @goblindeeznutzz 20 дней назад

      Bad Indie video game main menu music

    • @heavenly2k
      @heavenly2k 7 дней назад

      ​@@josukebutmature2399 at least there's no terrible vocals over Keyan's tracks lmao im hating too much tho and so are you.

  • @LONGname46
    @LONGname46 Год назад +170

    Plini is defo crying in that intro to electric sunrise

  • @NuclearHeadshot
    @NuclearHeadshot Год назад +20

    I've got a 7-string Schecter I bought used for 180 dollars. It's an incredible workhorse and I don't have the nagging feeling I haven't washed my hands enough when I play it 😂

    • @calebbean1384
      @calebbean1384 Год назад +3

      Schecters were a pleasant surprise when I switched over from Ibanez

  • @thedroptuner1448
    @thedroptuner1448 Год назад +170

    Notice how he dodges Jackson

    • @KeyanHoushmandLive
      @KeyanHoushmandLive  Год назад +69

      Already roasted Jackson on my TikTok hahahaha

    • @AlexYaga
      @AlexYaga Год назад +10

      cause jackson is so shit with the qc, apart from the MIsha Mansoor sigs which are great somehow

    • @dinonuggies2276
      @dinonuggies2276 Год назад +13

      "Modern" not "made by fender'

    • @AlexYaga
      @AlexYaga Год назад

      @@dinonuggies2276 modern =/ made by fender imo, I don't see how fender could be more modern than a mayones for example

    • @elpuntoaparte2923
      @elpuntoaparte2923 Год назад +5

      ​@@AlexYaga I have a Jackson Js23 and it was pretty good for the price, the frets are incredible, the neck feels great, stays in tune and sounds good, but it could sound better, anyways it is like 250 dollars new and I got it used for 150 with a amplifier

  • @shefik12345
    @shefik12345 Год назад +21

    Yea, but what if I play mayonnaise.

    • @carnovector6396
      @carnovector6396 6 месяцев назад +3

      No patrick, you cant play mayonnaise

    • @corpsie666
      @corpsie666 6 месяцев назад +2

      Can Ola make it chug?

  • @josephfigueroa3527
    @josephfigueroa3527 Год назад +100

    Paying $6,000 for a production guitar is wild.

    • @KrisSchwarz98
      @KrisSchwarz98 10 месяцев назад +8

      Imagine being broke tho

    • @robertmazurowski5974
      @robertmazurowski5974 7 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@KrisSchwarz98 being a broke musician and playing a 6000 $ guitar.

    • @Lxk3ez
      @Lxk3ez 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@KrisSchwarz98 I could never be like you

    • @KrisSchwarz98
      @KrisSchwarz98 7 месяцев назад

      @@Lxk3ez and says the trailer white park trash

    • @KrisSchwarz98
      @KrisSchwarz98 7 месяцев назад

      @@Lxk3ezjust be like yourself? A loser who's broke and has no money.

  • @wedshed1584
    @wedshed1584 Год назад +18

    That kiesel is beautiful 😢😢

  • @Sr.siriuss
    @Sr.siriuss 2 месяца назад +4

    Bro hates every guitar 💀

  • @azraeiazman
    @azraeiazman Год назад +17

    Me with $50 made in china stratorcaster: 👁️👄👁️

    • @theknownjames3025
      @theknownjames3025 Месяц назад

      Ngl cheap gutars with good mods can sound good

    • @wahpedl
      @wahpedl 19 дней назад

      @@theknownjames3025 if only they don't break apart the next moment you touch them

    • @theknownjames3025
      @theknownjames3025 19 дней назад

      @@wahpedl Rlly tho😭 A 50 dollar guitar will crumble into sawdust the moment you touch it💀

  • @dannyriffs
    @dannyriffs Год назад +23

    do jackson next, roast yourself

  • @randyeppyt
    @randyeppyt Год назад +19

    Hitting me hard with the Dingwall call-out

    • @Janmba_
      @Janmba_ 3 месяца назад

      same bro

  • @teamred8222
    @teamred8222 5 месяцев назад +2

    can't take people with a Lisp seriously.

  • @TomsGreenMind
    @TomsGreenMind Год назад +48

    The smirk on your face when doing Kiesel 😂

    • @Crypt_keeper6
      @Crypt_keeper6 6 месяцев назад

      I know bro😂😂

    • @jamesdragonforce
      @jamesdragonforce 2 месяца назад

      Lol, this video should titled “What Doing a Video Titled ‘What Your Guitars Says About You’ Says About You.”
      It says to me that he’s a pathetic douche with no taste.

  • @ceedott_prod
    @ceedott_prod Год назад +4

    So apparently u can’t play a guitar without this guy talking shi about it🤣

  • @chasing_dragons
    @chasing_dragons Год назад +1

    I used to own a Washburn USA Custom Shop Dimebag Darrell Southern Cross and a Modulus Flea Bass FB4 in silver sparkle. What do those two say about me, anybody?

  • @Phymatic
    @Phymatic Год назад +5

    I actually really love that style of kiesel lol

  • @mrmeatler
    @mrmeatler 7 месяцев назад +1

    So what fucking guitar am I supposed to play if every damn guitar gives you a pissy personality?

  • @Leoguitar2009
    @Leoguitar2009 Месяц назад +1

    Many bassists have probably been better guitarists than the majority of prog metal guitarists

  • @bradball42
    @bradball42 2 месяца назад +1

    My number one guitar is a Stratocaster that my dad and his friend tore apart when they were on meth that I rebuilt. What dose that say about me

  • @lancesims8627
    @lancesims8627 Год назад +7

    Accurate take glad he didnt rip on ormsby players like myself

    • @pota7opotato573
      @pota7opotato573 Год назад +6

      ngl don't think anyone can hate on an ormsby player. Or anything Perry has touched.

    • @oopsydaizi3s824
      @oopsydaizi3s824 Год назад

      @@pota7opotato573not a fan of some of the colours the have but they look like beautiful instruments

    • @watersnortmoment3734
      @watersnortmoment3734 Год назад

      The chad squier player

  • @adrianmedina_qwerty1235
    @adrianmedina_qwerty1235 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bro is just hating at this point 😂😂😂

  • @nicholasriggs3991
    @nicholasriggs3991 Год назад +19

    Says someone who endorses a guitar company with one of the worst QA issues of any of the big household name brands. Jackson’s guitars are soo shit that you have to spend 4-5k USD on an American series just to get the quality you could have in any other reputable name brand guitar company around 1-2k USD.

    • @TheChasingGhosts
      @TheChasingGhosts Год назад +7

      Bro it ain't that deep

    • @TheMelodyofChaos
      @TheMelodyofChaos Год назад

      True.

    • @watersnortmoment3734
      @watersnortmoment3734 Год назад

      Nah, all he did was make fun of the silly looking tiktok styled guitars

    • @joshd7621
      @joshd7621 11 месяцев назад

      Idk man, got my $200 Jackson bass and it sounds just as good as this $2600 carbon fiber Ibanez I played years ago 😂😂

    • @rottingcorpse6565
      @rottingcorpse6565 11 месяцев назад +4

      He aint wrong. I think those Jackson american soloists must be the most overpriced guitars in the world.

  • @zzxmookysxzz4103
    @zzxmookysxzz4103 2 месяца назад +2

    What a 🤡🤡🤡

  • @353darkesthour
    @353darkesthour Год назад +2

    As a Strandberg owner, I think I hate you but I forgot what we were talking about.

  • @barbaricexcruciation
    @barbaricexcruciation Год назад +1

    All of those guitars are mad ugly

  • @litete2512
    @litete2512 4 месяца назад +15

    "And if you're upset, just remember that I don't care" so real

  • @Game4Lord
    @Game4Lord 6 месяцев назад +1

    Joke's on you brah. I'm autistic and own a strandberg, and can't hold a conversation to save my damn life.

    • @georgeaslanidis4789
      @georgeaslanidis4789 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂 I'm also autistic and this hit home. However I don't own a Strandberg,

  • @dave7922
    @dave7922 Год назад +2

    I don’t own any of these guitars but damn this dude still makes my day a little bit worse

  • @thatoneguy444
    @thatoneguy444 4 месяца назад +1

    The kiesel slander will not be tolerated 😞😊

  • @luca8983
    @luca8983 Год назад +3

    Lol thats the western rudy ayubi

  • @1-eye-willy
    @1-eye-willy Год назад +4

    i sold my guitar and amp for drug money three years ago and havent ben able to buy a new set up ever since, and that makes me sad, like my soul is not present, abscent, without my guitar i just simply am not all there

    • @adeptusmechanicus1029
      @adeptusmechanicus1029 9 месяцев назад +1

      I was in a very identical situation. Finally saved up enough for a beautiful ibanez and another amp. I do miss my old guitars and amp though. I felt the exact same way man. Like I literally let a part of myself go that day.

  • @tyjutsu96
    @tyjutsu96 Год назад +18

    *Laughs in Fender Squier*

  • @Anonymous-o6t6p
    @Anonymous-o6t6p 8 месяцев назад +1

    What about harley benton?

  • @gabyace4
    @gabyace4 9 месяцев назад +1

    True. Kiesels are my favorite guitars (own three) and I’m self concious enough to realize I suck at guitar design

  • @pitchwayne
    @pitchwayne Год назад +1

    Where does ESP fall?

  • @KrisSchwarz98
    @KrisSchwarz98 10 месяцев назад

    *Laughs in real guitarist with Ibanez RG7/K7 known as Nu Metal Guitarism* 😂😂😂❤

  • @mattball420
    @mattball420 11 месяцев назад +2

    Sitting here with my axion label not getting picked like it was highschool gym class👀

  • @xser4321
    @xser4321 Год назад +1

    Maynoes has got to be the most unfortunate name of a guitar brand ever.

    • @DzikiWengosz
      @DzikiWengosz Год назад

      It comes from owner's friend's nickname - 'majonez' which means mayonaise in polish and is spelled pretty much exactly the same as in english :/

  • @Sid-uc5ms
    @Sid-uc5ms Год назад +1

    Not a single guitar less than 8 strings lmao

  • @onwardinfortwurth
    @onwardinfortwurth 9 месяцев назад

    Brother you are right like I'm a I'm 49 I've been playing guitar since I was 11 and I have a telecaster and that last video you did you said bro put it down she's not coming back it's so weird because every song I used to write I was about this chick named d Shelly I was going to actually named my old band my x wife's name. But I'm never going to put the guitar down my RUclips channels all all guitar all the time always

  • @SliverCAN
    @SliverCAN Год назад +3

    If anyone ever asks me why youtube has a "don't recommend this channel" button, I'll show them this video.

    • @jeremiahd187
      @jeremiahd187 11 месяцев назад

      feeling attacked?

    • @Couch346
      @Couch346 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@jeremiahd187definitely got his feelings hurt 🤣🤣

    • @eldoroonie
      @eldoroonie 9 месяцев назад

      I'm with you, mate...this is the lowest form of 'comedy' I've ever seen

  • @josuemartinez6574
    @josuemartinez6574 9 месяцев назад +1

    This was so fucking funny..but the abasi roast didnt feel like a roast at all lmao

  • @ETOL17
    @ETOL17 Год назад

    As someone who like dingwall, I can confirm I am the worst guitar player and explains why I switched into bass

  • @thaddeusfromsonar
    @thaddeusfromsonar 5 месяцев назад

    i’m not mad you’re just wrong about your entire perspective on modern music

  • @maeschder
    @maeschder 7 месяцев назад +1

    Jokes on you I'm a bassist without friends

  • @Ahrorxa
    @Ahrorxa 11 месяцев назад

    One of the Animals as Leaders guitarist has an Abasi so I believe everything this man says to me.

  • @howardmcmillian5764
    @howardmcmillian5764 Год назад +2

    I just watch this video and I decided to go to therapy

  • @TheNickJonathan
    @TheNickJonathan 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ibanez gang 💪

  • @cake_9510
    @cake_9510 7 месяцев назад

    Dingwall looks really great but they're super expensive for me. Though they're becoming a bit of a desire for me since they're super nice. I play guitar and bass at pretty good levels of skill, though I don't often put much into what I do. I'm thinking a really nice bass like that might help me feel like putting more into my playing more often, which could maybe help me actually improve past my current stagnancy.

  • @taylorlowinger1206
    @taylorlowinger1206 Год назад +2

    I feel attacked... Help

  • @elementsofphysicalreality
    @elementsofphysicalreality Год назад

    Kiesel guitars are the best on the market. You’re getting your money’s worth in the wood section alone. Why pay $6,000 for some cheap common wood? There’s a reason walnut is nicer than alder or basswood. You should want cocobolo instead of maple.

  • @ThrillHouse666
    @ThrillHouse666 Год назад

    My most expensive guitar is my James Hetfield Snakebyte, my nicest guitar is my Schecter Omen Elite 7 Multiscale... Neither come close to the cost of any of the guitars he's mentioned 😂

  • @FaustBerkowitz-bk1zl
    @FaustBerkowitz-bk1zl 7 месяцев назад +1

    Kiesel is expensive asf

  • @krisdelcid5201
    @krisdelcid5201 Год назад

    Funny enough for the Dingwall, Nolly was best guitarist from Periphery, according to them, so maybe it's the case for everyone else, but then again, Nolly is a monster musician and technician.

  • @THEQUIETKID6666
    @THEQUIETKID6666 4 месяца назад

    Bros opinion is the most NPC thing I heard🤡🤡💀

  • @MadmanDKDK
    @MadmanDKDK Год назад

    Sounds like you're pissy because you bought a Mayones or Kiesel my dude. lol.

  • @tobiasvonlanthen
    @tobiasvonlanthen 8 месяцев назад

    Finally Aristides made the list!! As someone who owns two: yes

  • @ilovenangs4759
    @ilovenangs4759 9 месяцев назад

    Alright mate, but unfortunately your "music" is... Unremarkable

  • @maxalaintwo3578
    @maxalaintwo3578 Год назад +2

    What kinda guitar brand is name Eris' Tiddies lmao

  • @rhaxeedo
    @rhaxeedo 4 месяца назад

    Please may a signature guitar video😂...i own a Nuno washburn and i'm really hesitant to play it in public, coz i can't play like nuno or any extreme song😂

  • @JMGMusic
    @JMGMusic 8 месяцев назад

    Yeah, I never got why people love the sound of Dingwall's so much. Yamaha's are far less expensive and sound amazing.

  • @NateSmith87
    @NateSmith87 9 месяцев назад

    Mayones & Aristides was on point. I hate the mayones option tremendously.

  • @Sergmanny46
    @Sergmanny46 5 месяцев назад

    "Just remember that I don't care" And I don't care either.

  • @KristianLangley
    @KristianLangley 11 месяцев назад

    No comment about Skervesen owners. I’m safe.

  • @drewgraysonxoxopanda
    @drewgraysonxoxopanda Месяц назад

    I listened to a bunch of your music, and your abilities on the guitar are within that first 3-4 years threshold. But I enjoy your funny videos.

  • @SWEMartin
    @SWEMartin Год назад

    What kind of guitarist are you if you played for 20 years but only recognized one of the brands (Strandberg)?

  • @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj
    @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj Месяц назад

    I play a Les Paul and I'll never change.
    Les Pauls are like women... they're beautiful and I touch every one I see whether I'm allowed to or not

  • @JohnNoodle4not3
    @JohnNoodle4not3 Год назад

    Keisel fans watching this video 😢😢😭😢😭☹️😔😞😕😕😭

  • @nathanxbond
    @nathanxbond 8 месяцев назад

    I refuse to even touch any of these super expensive guitars. I’ve always been happy with what I have and I’d rather not know what I’m missing.

  • @Crypt_keeper6
    @Crypt_keeper6 6 месяцев назад

    He hasn't come after Ernie ball/sterling music man so i think were in the clear😂😂
    Also love how he can't keep a straight face while talking about kiesel😂😂😂

  • @bobadork
    @bobadork 10 месяцев назад

    How long does it take to make kiesel runs on guitar? How many parsecs?

  • @christophermcclelland1556
    @christophermcclelland1556 Год назад

    Does buying a 5k jackson simply because it says “misha” somewhere on it make you a fan boy?
    Or daft ?

  • @XRandomuser1792X
    @XRandomuser1792X 5 месяцев назад

    Lol I fully admit I was the worst guitar player and that's how I started playing. It was necrophagist that made me realize maybe bass wasn't totally rainbow.

  • @the_groove_engineer
    @the_groove_engineer Месяц назад

    What does a charvel guitar say about me? 😂

  • @miniaturelabyrinth7765
    @miniaturelabyrinth7765 Месяц назад

    Phew Schecter isn't even on here. I dont even have a guitar its a bass.

  • @Atlastheyote222
    @Atlastheyote222 3 месяца назад

    Imagine paying $6k for guitar called “Mayonnaise”

  • @blubbblubbblubbish
    @blubbblubbblubbish 4 месяца назад

    He doesn't mention Stratocasters - probably cause there's nothing bad about a Strat. The perfect instrument.

  • @shredmaster1049
    @shredmaster1049 7 месяцев назад

    I HAVE TO SAY IT
    Is Mayones an instrument?
    forgive me

  • @murrayeaston2359
    @murrayeaston2359 10 месяцев назад

    How about this, what this video says about you if you're bored, tedious, and racking up cliche nonsense to get some cyber attention?

  • @sparechainge
    @sparechainge 6 месяцев назад

    Bro do not shit on Kiesels they actually have good sounds😂😂

  • @sethdusith6093
    @sethdusith6093 Год назад

    Hey, I was at least the third best guitarist (out of 7-10). But I switched because I hate how close the strings are, and because that monstrous tone

  • @SeraphimLUX
    @SeraphimLUX Год назад +3

    U forgot about Skervesen)))

    • @AlexYaga
      @AlexYaga Год назад +2

      I was expecting skervesen to be in the list

    • @SeraphimLUX
      @SeraphimLUX Год назад +3

      @@AlexYaga Yeah, me too. Their guitars r beautiful as fuck, but too expensive...

    • @AlexYaga
      @AlexYaga Год назад

      @@SeraphimLUX they are around the 3k point

    • @nino9273
      @nino9273 Год назад +1

      ​@@AlexYaga they are way over 3k if you spec them out with nice woods etc. They're beautiful instruments but much to expensive for most people. The money is in the craftsmanship and the fine details at that point

    • @AlexYaga
      @AlexYaga Год назад

      @@nino9273 their website shows 3k for the full build with Ragnarok pickups and every other spec I wanted on it, then the rest is taxes but that's not the price of the instrument itself

  • @drpepperoverdose
    @drpepperoverdose Год назад +1

    Tobin abasi plays more strings at the same time than most people

  • @predeterminedmeat5024
    @predeterminedmeat5024 8 месяцев назад

    I just use ibanez because their necks are crazy fun to solo on. My action is totally f**ked though so it's pretty hard

  • @Astralanthony
    @Astralanthony Год назад

    My Kiesel custom looks like absolutely shit. It looks better online. Fucking hell. You’re spot on haha

  • @Le_epic_eclipse
    @Le_epic_eclipse 4 месяца назад +1

    Me neither got roasted because me play drums

  • @opethmike
    @opethmike 3 месяца назад

    I play PRS, Gibson, and Schecter. Please roast me.

  • @DNIBOYS
    @DNIBOYS Месяц назад +1

    Bro why you hating and just remember i don’t give a shit

  • @xander.pierce
    @xander.pierce 3 месяца назад

    The strandberg one is painfully true. The sustain on my strandberg 8 string is about the same duration as how long I can sustain small talk.

  • @jeudieleslavavelasquez8410
    @jeudieleslavavelasquez8410 8 месяцев назад

    Me: *Laughs in Brazilian Jazzmaster copy*

  • @CinkyTatts
    @CinkyTatts 14 дней назад

    Baritone, i couldnt decide between bass or guitar, so now i play bass with guitar skill.

  • @nickmarkham2273
    @nickmarkham2273 11 месяцев назад

    Jokes on you, I own a Strandberg and I can't hold a conversation OR play fast

  • @johnnyghoul8100
    @johnnyghoul8100 9 месяцев назад

    You seem very upset about something you didn't convey in the video like your afraid of giving a real reason on why your attitude sucks 😂

  • @DarkPlaysThings
    @DarkPlaysThings 3 месяца назад

    Jokes on you. Kiesel won't take ANY guitar back for a refund

  • @FirearmFlixs
    @FirearmFlixs Год назад +1

    dang i really don’t care what this guy thinks💀