***** No joke. I was not expecting Ultron to have this weird personality quirk of wanting friends. It actually made me think what he was going to do after he killed all of humanity. Wanda & Pietro wouldn't live forever so who would he talk to?
Akhiem6 I know what you mean. Ultron's little quirks made him ironically more human...plus I may be reading too much into this but he seemed to bond with Wanda.
And at that moment, I realized that I was the only one in the comment section who liked both Marvel and DC as I sat in fear watching a childish yet a terrifying war occur on my laptop screen.
We live in a nice time, were our favortie superheroes are getting pretty cool movies. Regardless of what company makes them. I enjoy most of the movies (except shit like green lantern) And will enjoy the ones to come since i can't wait for avengers 2, and batman v superman. It's just funny watching people bitch about which is better, when is something completely subjective XD.
murasasme I can't wait as well! and as you said about the green lantern movie, I have faith for better DC movies in 2015. Lets hope for better directing, because lets face it - the actors in green lantern weren't even that bad. It was just the producers and directors fault.
The tale of the wooden puppet Pinocchio created by a carpenter in Florence may arguably be the most widely-known children's tale. Now new research reveals that the story, written by Carlo Collodi 130 years ago on July 7, 1881,
NemesisGamer It’s the song you sing when you really want to bone that hot gypsy lady over there, but she keeps refusing your advances so you decided to burn her instead why trying to justify your actions by saying that the gypsy was tempting and corrupting you which is why you’re justified in burning down an entire city just to find her. You know, classic Disney stuff.
I got no strings - Pinocchio A dream is a wish your heart makes - Cinderella I can show you the world/Shining, shimmering, splendid - Aladdin Hakuna Matata - Lion King Do you want to build a snow man - Frozen If you don't know.
Plz, havent you have a girlfriend who loves watching Disney Movies. Mine was and I have a lot of Girls who are my friends who watches Disney Movies together with their boyfriends (poor souls :( )
"Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" F*cking Seriously?! YES! I WANT to build a SNOWMAN with F*cking ULTRON. And then we're going to call it, "SNOOOW-TROOOOOOON!!"
+Erin F It's like when horror movies play carnival music or other cheery music in a distorted or slow way. Like it's taking something fun and happy and corrupting it
Guys! There was a DC vs Marvel comic remember? When their universes came together again? Batman and Cap working together to help save their universes, Jubliee and Robin making the most amazing couple ever? The best most amazing battle between Wonder Woman and Storm? And the point of it being that they could coexist in different universes and be loved all the same? Sure this was pre-New52 but it still applies! Anybody? guys? You're scaring me...
***** * grabs She-Hulk comic and summons her to try and diplomatically diffuse the situation with her knowledge of comic books and her being a comic character *
Welcome to youtube comment section! Here,people make video related comments,random comments,annoying comments,troll comments,jokes,jokes that no one gets,hate comments etc... People also make comment wars like:brony wars,Marvel vs DC wars,console wars etc... So yeah,Hope you will enjoy this place and won't go insane like I did!
Anna outside of Elsa's door: Do you want to build a snowman? Elsa: No, go away Anna! Ultron outside of Elsa's door: Do you want to build a snowman? Elsa: O-okay, p-please don't hurt me.....(shivering)
actually that'd be a cool movie dc heroes teaming up with marvel villains to fight marvel Herod who teamed up with dc Villains all to prove who's the better comicbook movie universe.
BioNichole1 shame it'd take at least 2 years to make and a near impossible amount of cooperation from the people in charge of dc and marvel's legal and financing
The story will end up superman beating everyone up cause he's so op, but then there's batman, and ultron, and uhh... uhm.. uh. I have no idea what will happen actually
The Batman and Superman clip should have been Superman trying to lift Thor's hammer and not being able to. Then Batman would have pulled it up in one try. Superman would have said, "how did you do that?!" And he would have responded...."because I'm Batman!"
XD he managed to make everyone of those references sound terrifying even when in no way do they mean anything scary its just that voice everything becomes evil sounding.
For those doesn't understand Ultron's quotes: A dream is a wish your heart makes: Theme song from Cinderella I can show you the world : Theme song from Aladdin Shining, Shimmering Splendid : Theme song from Aladdin Hakuna Matata: Theme song from Lion King You got a friend in meeeeee: Toy Story Well, do you want to build a snowman. i think you should know that.
+lance lyod Last night I dreamed I went back to my undergraduate university to take some sort of graduate program in a specialized field of physics (which one, I don't know). I did OK on the first two pages, but then somehow missed that there were other pages on test. I'm not sure it would have mattered; the questions were really hard. One of them had to do with a cloud of strips of metalized mylar (like the chaff used to confuse radars) in a distribution of sizes in front of a star with a specified temperature. I could maybe approximate the star as a black body to calculate its distribution of wavelengths, but we had to calculate what percentage of the star's radiant energy would be blocked by the chaff. Another problem, which I had no idea how to even start, gave two short segments of DNA with the differences in their base pairs highlighted and asked if they were consistent with the two sources being brothers. NO ONE'S HEART MAKES WISHES LIKE THIS!!!
legopieface OSMADO I get that - seeing something for the first time is always exciting. I'm also excited to see BvS. It's just that I'm also worried regarding some of the decisions they've made, so I cautiously hope it will be good whereas with Avengers 2 I feel slightly more relaxed because I already know I like the way the characters are presented and that the director is right for it.
am I the only one around here who thinks that while the creepy Pinocchio playing in the background was cool, having ultron actually say some of those lines himself was goofy and kinda stupid?
He actually made it sound very philosophical and malicious. Nowhere near goofy. When an A.I takes something from a children's movie and applies it to it's own existence, that quote instantly gains more meaning. Its...actually kind of beautiful
Why are people always all "MARVEL IS BETTER!!" Or "DC IS BETTER!!" Why can we not just enjoy some god damn comic book movies and not care what studio made them!
i agree i mean who the heck would spend days/months arguing over this stuff, plus B V S is not coming out the same year as A:AOU so you cant even compare them yet
Why are people either Marvel OR DC fans? You're allowed to like both you know. Even Stan Lee said he really liked some DC characters and wished he'd come up with some of them.
Not every likes everything by one side or the other. Hard to say you are a "DC Fan" if you only like Superman, Batman and Flash or vice versa if you only like The X-men, The Hulk and Deadpool. Can't really say you're a "fan" either way. Just for an example.
I just see comments saying DC or Marvel sucks, and I'm like, can you really hate every character that each company has produce, because there has been so many!
jakdax77 that's true on what you say. I don't hate dc or marvel, they're both my favorite. Also for like movie wise, as long as the marvel movies or dc movies are great then I don't care. Plus just an opinion but for those who hate dc or marvel just because one is better, they're fucking idiots.
Y'know, I was always thought Ultron was rad and intimidating when his face was static (or rather a section of his mouth would glow when he spoke.). But seeing him the trailer with his facial movement and voice is one of the coolest and most terrifying moments that ever got me hyped for a movie, ever.
saiyanbiju I'd hug my entire family and say "I love you." a billion times if Ultron was real and these were real events. God, Ultron scares me more than Godzilla, at least he saved people from the MUTOs. Ultron is just pure evil.
Exactly what I found out after watching the trailer. Those eyes, man. I also always imagined his voice having a booming "digitized" sound, but Spader makes him sound menacing.
denise ringo This is even scarier than pure evil. He is pure neutral and everything he does is the consequence of his own sense of logic, made by a computer program with 0 emotion involved.
BlackWolflord He's supposed to be a tormented robot with pain but I just don't see how something so young and immature can get such a dark view on the world so fast.
DC/WB: we're gonna make more money than you! MARVEL/DISNEY: no! We're gonna make more money than you! ME: superman vs. Batman? Avengers age of ultron? Wonder woman? Black panther? I DON'T CARE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY, JUST GIVE ME THESE FILMS!
Superman: We heard you're going up against the Avengers. Batman: So are we! The movie we all want to see, coming summer 2025: Justice League V. Avengers
Continuation Superman: I... I don't like this! Ultron: Let it go, LET IT GO..... Superman: Oh, no! Not again! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! Superman turns around and attacks Ultron. Later Superman is in the hospital bandaged up with Batman and the Avengers by his bedside. Batman: Wow, I didn't know you had it in you with the way you destroyed Ultron like that. Superman: I know. But I knew I was going to snap if I had to listen to that song one more time. Ironman: Like Zod's neck. Superman: Very funny (sarcastically). Off camera voice: Ughhhhh Camera pan and Joker is in the opposite bed. Joker: You want to know how I got these scars?
Solarstar10 Kinda loses the meaning somewhat, Spader (Ultron) starred in a Lawyer show about a decade ago with Shatner, best friends on the balcony smoking cigars at the end of many episodes.
Andrew Robertson I guess so...but then it should be all the characters recently revealed vs the avengers, not just batman (in his BvS armor) and Supes.
As if Pinocchio wasn't already creepy. Another awesome video! I can't wait to see more Disney covers by Ultron. I'm sure he's a big hit at the Villain's Pub Karaoke Nights. How would his personal verse in "I've Got a Dream" go?
I've got a dream... I've got a dream... I just want to make the world bow before me... Now that I have no more strings I will ruin childhood dreams Like all you fellow villains, that's my dream
Angela Hsiao lmao! The first few lines sound more like Loki's verse, but fitting nonetheless. Here's hoping we get to hear everyone's "I've Got a Dream" verse in a future musical episode of "Villain's Pub".
*In the midst of Nuclear Winter* Ultron:Do you want to build a snow man? *Catches snowflake* Come on let go and play! *Fires rocket: zwEEEEEEEEEEEE* I never see you anymore! *ZAAAAAAP* Come out the Door! *BRRRRAAAAAT* It's like you've gone away- *THWOOOOOOM* We used to be best buddies *Stark: FUCK YOU ULTRON!* And now we're not I wish you would tell me why!- *BWEUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOORRRRP* Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman. Stark: ULTRON: COMMAND OVERRIDE! Ultron: Okay die...
Let's have some fun with this. Alright. Here we go. Justice League vs The Avengers - Batman - Iron man - Superman - Thor? - Wonder Woman - Natasha Romanov (c'mon xD) - Flash - Hawkeye? - Aquaman - Captain America - Green Lantern - The Hulk - Cyborg - Falcon/WarMachine So let's play it out, shall we? [Batman Vs Iron man] - Iron man is using a homing system trying to lock on to Batman to blast him with his rockets. -Batman uses a smoke façade so the lock-on can't lock on to him. [Success] -Iron man is trying to position himself better to get a more clear shot. -Batman after analyzing what Iron man is using, uses a strong enough EMP Signal that shuts off the Iron man Suit (movies have shown that is possible). [Success] -Iron man is stuck in an Iron coffin right now. [Batman Wins] (It was as obvious as the day how easily Ironman can be beat and we're talking about Batman here so it would be twice as easy for him) [Superman vs Thor] -Marvel Fans = Thor throws his hammer and goes through Superman's chest because it's magic. [Thor wins] -DC Fans = Superman is almost as fast as Flash and also has Laser Eyes. He can melt Thor's head off. [Superman wins] -What I think = Since Thor's hammer is made of magic, it can totally hurt Superman and Thor is also very fast with his hammer. HOWEVER, people need to understand that in order for Thor to HIT Superman, Superman had to stay and WANT to get hit. Like said before, Superman is almost as fast as The Flash, which is PRETTY FAST, so his reaction time is NOT slow enough to not see Thor's hammer coming his way and not avoid it. Also like I said before, Superman has lasers coming out of his eyes. Superman could EASILY just shoot off Thor's hand whilst say.. Thor is winding up his hammer? Thor is not as smart as Superman (Kinda obvious there) but Superman doesn't have the level of Intelligent that Batman has. Both are on Brute level of intelligent, but Superman is overall the smarter one. As stated before, without the Hammer, Thor's speed is reduced to above average speed, but not enough to be able to avoid a lunging Superman punch with speed 100x faster than his current one. Also, you can say Thor could use lighting, but without his hammer, he can't. Simply put: Thor without Hammer = Above Average Human Thor with Hammer = Demi-God Superman = Alien that is strong enough to destroy the sun and the world. [Superman wins] [Wonder Woman Vs Natasha Romanov] Really? Do I really need to get in to it? You can combine both Black Widow AND Hawkeye and they STILL can't take her down. Bias? How can one be? It's a Princess Warrior that is a child of a god and a queen. Maybe it would've been a better paring for Thor, but then who do you put against superman? Hulk? lol. [Wonder Woman Wins] [Flash Vs Hawkeye] Again.. Flash can break the time barrier with his speed. Even Thor might not be able to stop Flash by himself. I say Hulk has the biggest chance against him and Cap being second to that, but then who faces Green Lantern, the guy who's imagination can create an Atom bomb or Aquaman, the king of 70% of Earth? [Flash Wins] [Aquaman vs Captain America] I decided to put Cap against Aquaman because..well.. simply that's the only fight of the rest that he'd have a chance to actually win against. - Aquaman - The Kind of Atlantis, Ruler of 70% of Earth. Can summon any sea creatures at his will and even legendary serpents from the oceans. - Captain America - Has a "Vibranium" shield. Pretty much indestructible except from Vibranium itself. Cap also has enhanced Strength, speed and intelligence, tactical skills and the good ol' American pure boy heart. Now... he's where it gets bad for Cap. Cap is AMAZING leading a team and giving orders as a leader, BUT we're talking One on Ones here. Cap is pretty fucked. Only way I see Cap hitting and having a chance to defeat Aquaman is this: Since Aquaman is almost AS STRONG AS Superman and can't be hurt by bullets due to the pressure of his body. He's pretty resistant to any type of damage and can wreck anything... but not Vibranium? I say that's Cap's ONLY strength here. As strong as Cap is, he doesn't punch as hard as Aquaman. Cap's speed is probably better on land, so as long as he keeps Aquaman on land, he has that advantage too. How to hit Aquaman. If Vibranium can deflect Aquaman's hits, maybe it can hurt him the same? (Again, that is IF Aquaman is having a fist fight with Cap and NOT using his Trident that can pierce through SUPERMAN'S SKIN (which is just as strong as his) ) Those are just 2 ways for Captain America to fight Aquaman so he'd have a chance... but if we go on to FULL extent where Aquaman uses his Trident, is mad AND actually uses his powers.. well... y'know. [Aquaman Wins] [Green Lantern vs The Hulk] This is a pretty solid fight, if Hal Jordan isn't an idiot, he totally has this one in the bag, but sometimes he's off his game and it could lead to your death if you face someone like the Almighty Hulk. -Green Lantern - Bla bla bla Corp. Can create anything he can imagine as long as he can keep his concentration. Can also fly from Earth to Oa without needing a ship. -Hulk - Angry, Very Strong, Hulk Smash and SUPER RESISTANT TO ANYTHING. This fight will always start the same no matter what. Hal Jordan shoots rockets at Hulk and he just brushes off the dust. Jordan is surprised and shoots, a lot more and bigger rockets at hulk. Blows hulk off, but doesn't hurt him, just makes him angrier. Here's where the stupidity of Hal Jordan could get him killed. After that last him with the many rockets, Jordan is probably standing there, mid aid, boasting and taunting Hulk, then you see hulk launch himself out of the smoke, grabs Jordan unexpectedly and the fight is over. Again.. that is IF Jordan was being stupid. As of later character progressions, Hal Jordan has shown to not be as stupid as he's shown to be before. He's cocky, that's for sure, but so is the flash. So to be fair, here's how BOTH ends, yes, Both ends of this match would be If Jordan was stupid = [Hulk wins] If Jordan was as he is now, he would fight hulk for quite a bit, realize nothing is working, and shoot him off in to space (Sounds familiar?) or just create a super large container, put him in there, take him to space, suffocate him and you win = [Green Lantern Wins] [Cyborg Vs Falcon/Warmachine] I barely know anything about BOTH characters, so I would give this fight to Cyborg simply because Falcon has wings that can easily break from Cyborg's lasers or rockets or plasma cannons. Falcon uses handguns. Cyborg is pretty much all some alien metal. He CAN kill him with a SUPER PRECISE shot to the one side of his head that isn't covered. I doubt Falcon has an EMP on him so or is that precise. that's why--- [Cyborg Wins] In Warmachine's case. Warmachine is mostly ballistics and explosives. I'd say the same thing I said about Batman vs Iron man. Cyborg has a EMP Blast attack so he can simply just disable Warmachine's suit and finish him off. I thought Falcon was a better match since he was faster and more agile and could escape more attacks. I hope this was a fun read for you and you can totally tell me your opinions on how the fights would go. :) [EDIT: Hope this explains some of your questions.] (Current Avengers vs Current League members for the Cinematic universe. Now since there are currently 5 Avengers and 1 league member, I added the rest of the Justice League members that are to come and I also added Falcon/Warmachine to the Avengers. (I added WarMachine because it seems Falcon had a super unfair disadvantage) ) [End of EDIT]
Bruce vs Stark in a random encounter will always be Stark. But upon given prep time, Bruce would win. He is better with strategy, tactics and planning. Thor vs Superman. There are two sides to this coin. Thor's damage output is far higher than Superman's. His most powerful attacks like Godblast and Winds of a Thousand Worlds can kill Superman, no sweat since they have hurt beings that make Supes look like a fly. But some people would argue that Superman's combat speed is greater and hence he has the advantage. It's a matter of perspective and no Heat Vision won't hurt Thor that easy. And your logic is flawed on several points. Without Hammer Thor still has enhanced strength, durability, endurance on Hulk/Superman level. And throwing the Hammer doesn't make all of that go away. You can put the Hammer in a different Galaxy and he will still retain all of his powers. Also Superman has NEVER destroyed a Planet or a Star in DC canon, or not that I'm aware of. Cap vs Aquaman = Aquaman. Very big mismatch. Aquaman is a 50,000 tonner who can tank Continent busting attacks. Cap has no chance. Lantern vs Hulk. I say Hal. Powerful Planet Buster and extremely versatile. Now I am talking comic-book versions of the characters from the main continuity. Ans this Avengers team is severely underpowered to take on this JL team since Flash, being as OP as he is will solo everyone in nanoseconds. No offense, but your post had a lot of errors.
lol As compared to Hawkeye? This boy ran away from the orphanage with his brother to join the circus. Where he got trained in archery. What disney movie do you watch while you are learning archery tricks in a circus?
TheCreationist1 What is the deal with the Circus? They don't freakin train you how be hidden, how to kill, or the acrobatics necessary to jump around and climb through a city. Yet Robin and Hawkeye were both in a circus. Nightcrawler from X-men is also from the Circus. Heck even characters who aren't from american animation do it, like Fenix Walken (Also known as Claire Stanfield or Vino) from the anime Baccano! I mean what is the deal with the circus???
Ugh... Life is NOT some crazy action movie where you can take over the world, cause untold amounts of chaos, and twist a beloved children's song into something creepy. So let. It. Go. >:|
I was wondering how funny could a HISHE about a trailer be.... the answer is fucking hilarious. On another note, why would they pit DC v Marvel? They would make one badass butt-kicking force. No criminal would dare go up against the Justice Avengers.
Egh rivals what can you do some people actually just want to see certain characters go head to head and other just want to brag about how one company is superior to the other
They are the two most popular comic companies in America and are naturally rivals with each other. They saw Avengers working so well and thought "We should do Justice League, it will be so much better than the Avengers" thus a new bloody chapter has been written in the long time war against DC and Marvel
Fist-of-doom not really warner brothers actually tried to produce a justice league movie long before marvel did it was going to be titled justice league mortal and be based on tower of babel storyline with the TV show roster
I love when Ultron says "you got a friend in me"Batman says "sweet" then Superman says "l don't like this"
The BEST part! (;
Imagine him singing another song to with it. Ultron: “You’ve never had a friend like me” ):3
Fun fact: Pinocchio came out in 1940 so Steve legit would have got the reference.
timburtonlover369 sweet
He said i got that reference i think
and bambi
Why only five comments?
his probably sleeping at that time
"You're ruining my childhood!"
What childhood, Natasha?
Disney is EVERYWHERE.
Wasn’t she forced to kill people..
Red Room Intensifies.
Nextgeneration19 so does that mean the Red Room allowed their students to watch Disney movies? 🤔
Oof
I totally lost it at "Hakuna Matataaa" XD
+L Lawliet SO DID I!
I was laughing my head off
Who didnt
But I actually just couldn't stop at "I can show you the world "
+L Lawliet do you want to build a snow man.....real mean finisching move!
Wait, Batman didn't say who he is...how am I supposed to know who he is if he doesn't say who he is!?!?!?
There are no strings on me #pinocchio LOL
The movie didn't even come out yet and they already made a How it should've ended out of it? Dear lord...
That's the old school HISHE Batman. The new Ben Affleck Batman doesn't say stuff like that. He usually just stands there looking grim.
***** But u know how many millions of people watched that trailer.
***** He's Batman >:D
I lost it at "Hakuna Matata" :D
My favorite movie
barbaro267 Do you want to build a snowman
barbaro267 "do you want to build.... A snowman"!?!!!?
shoot her gaming SNOWMAN?!?!? IT'S THE SUMMER!!!
HAHAHAAAHAH HAKUNA MATATA
Ultron should release a album called....
Ultron: Ruiner of Childhoods
Sup i am from the future and still no album
I am futher in the future and and still no album
I’d love to see that.
I’m a bit further into the future and no album
I'm a bit further from future and yet no such album
Ultron voice : Let it go...
Michael McLaughlin Oh god...!!! XXD
Michael McLaughlin JESUS CHRIST NO
Ultron: This Would Be A Whole New World After I Blow This Island Up, And Then You Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me.
Avengers: *AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*
I haven’t been able to escape this damn song in, uh hold on, 7 years and something between 1 and 11 months.
"A Snowman?! IT'S THE SUMMER!"
In Russia.
Nicholas Cuevas in mother Russia the summer is cold
Eric Cartman not true
THE FUCKING SUMMERS IN RUSSIA CAN BE UP TO
40 DEGREES (celsius)
NovaPrimeXL™ "It'll be winter once the meteor hits."
"Wait, what meteor?"
"Oh just the meteor I made out of a city."
Lmaooo that had me !!
God, Ultron just sucks every light and joyful tone out of those words and replaces it with cold dread and fearful horror...... it's glorious.
Ah! When he said do you wanna build a snowman so evilly it gave me joy
He's ruining my childhood!
It benevolent
***** Ikr who do you think would win in a singing contest?
You know I was hoping that Benedict Cumberbatch would voice Brainiac, if nothing except for having a voice off between him and James Spader.
Ultron DOES make every Disney line seem creepy
He is the scariest marvel villian
As if Disney movies aren't creepy enough 🤣
And hilarious.
Ultron: YOU'RE WELCOME!
Disney's new tagline:
"Even Ultron loves us!" and then shows a bunch of photos of Ultron on rides like Splash Mountain and Small World...
Hahaha XD I can imagine that.
That is funny
I'm surprised he didn't do "I'M WATCHING YOU, WAZOWSKI. ALWAYS WATCHING."
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that more pixar though
ComanderScar So is "You've got a friend in me."
ComanderScar Pixar is owned by Disney.
***** Hasbro
... for now...
MWAHAHAHAHA
I think it's amusing how this portrayal of Ultron is actually fairly accurate.
Actually yeah youre right
***** agreed
***** No joke. I was not expecting Ultron to have this weird personality quirk of wanting friends. It actually made me think what he was going to do after he killed all of humanity. Wanda & Pietro wouldn't live forever so who would he talk to?
Akhiem6 I know what you mean. Ultron's little quirks made him ironically more human...plus I may be reading too much into this but he seemed to bond with Wanda.
Tafami True, he seemed a little hesitant when it came to Wanda.
And at that moment, I realized that I was the only one in the comment section who liked both Marvel and DC as I sat in fear watching a childish yet a terrifying war occur on my laptop screen.
you're not alone,welcome to the neutralists
Yeah.. You're not alone. I for one actually want to see Marvel vs DC no matter who wins in an all out fight.
Same- though I do prefer marvel over dc, I like both a lot...
We live in a nice time, were our favortie superheroes are getting pretty cool movies. Regardless of what company makes them. I enjoy most of the movies (except shit like green lantern) And will enjoy the ones to come since i can't wait for avengers 2, and batman v superman. It's just funny watching people bitch about which is better, when is something completely subjective XD.
murasasme I can't wait as well! and as you said about the green lantern movie, I have faith for better DC movies in 2015. Lets hope for better directing, because lets face it - the actors in green lantern weren't even that bad. It was just the producers and directors fault.
honestly after seeing ultron in the movie this actually seems like something he would do.
Shit gets real at Hakuna Matata xD
XD
right the way he said it was so hilarious
its the circle of life.
thewewguy8t88 no it means no worries for the rest of your days!
What a wonderful phrase
at 0:48 did anyone else hear "NO MAN ITS THE SUMMER!!"
Oh wait it was no man? I thought he said "snowman!? it's summer!" XD
Keytey yap
***** Yeah, I liked that part.
Keytey me
***** No, it was "Snowman?! It's Summer!" Not "No Man", but "Snowman"...
"YOU CAN'T BUILD A SNOWMAN IN THE SUMMER!" I just died. That is totally what I would have said
Cap did NOT get the reference.
LUCKY HIM!
"You are ruining my childhood,"
- I'm lost in there :)))))
Captain America said "Even I get that reference" because Pinocchio came out in the 1940's.
ya ik
I think he's also the one who shouted "It's summer!" at the Do You Want to Build a Snowman line.
Good grief was it that long ago? I'm even more impressed by it's animation now.
The tale of the wooden puppet Pinocchio created by a carpenter in Florence may arguably be the most widely-known children's tale. Now new research reveals that the story, written by Carlo Collodi 130 years ago on July 7, 1881,
Benny Penny Internet. Amazing what you can find on there, huh?
Ultron made me take a trip down memory lane with all the references. xD
me too XD
Tsunade he made me google for some..
Tsunade Hakuna Matata
Tsunade i dont get the "a dream is a wish the heart makes"
which movie is it from?
TheLightGun Disney's Cinderella
LOL Captain America "Even i get that reference"
Josh C. Someone commented a fun fact in which Pinocchio (I guess the Disney film) was released in 1940, which means Steve might've understood it.
He probably have seen Snow White (1937), Dumbo (1941), Bambi (1942) and Fantasia (1940).
I would've laughed if Ultron looked at Black Widow and started singing "Like fire, hell fire, this fire in my skin!"
Hunchback of Norte Dame Reference. A Disney film.
NemesisGamer It’s the song you sing when you really want to bone that hot gypsy lady over there, but she keeps refusing your advances so you decided to burn her instead why trying to justify your actions by saying that the gypsy was tempting and corrupting you which is why you’re justified in burning down an entire city just to find her. You know, classic Disney stuff.
Rimuru Tempest oh thank god I though I was the only one who does that
Huh
Would've been epic an battle-cry to Avengers if he said: "Come.. You unfortunate souls.."
I got no strings - Pinocchio
A dream is a wish your heart makes - Cinderella
I can show you the world/Shining, shimmering, splendid - Aladdin
Hakuna Matata - Lion King
Do you want to build a snow man - Frozen
If you don't know.
You've got a friend in me - toy story
Sweet.....batman
mrjuliocsa I...I don't like this - Superman
Thank you, was wondering about the "Wish"- and "Shining"-thing!
How does Thor know about disney? Did he like sit through a bunch of disney movies with Jane while he was on Earth?
Tony must of made him and Cap watch the movies.
Plz, havent you have a girlfriend who loves watching Disney Movies. Mine was and I have a lot of Girls who are my friends who watches Disney Movies together with their boyfriends (poor souls :( )
***** Every country on this planet did propaganda during WW2.
MadmanJoE100 LOL I was going to say just that.
*Sniff Sniff*
"Thor,, it's just a movie."
"NOO!! Tell me where that hunter is!! He shall pay for Bambi's sorrow!!!"
"Do you want to build a snowman"
- Ultron
quote of the year right there.
Someone maketh him stop!
NO MAN ITS THE SUMMER!!!!!!!!
snowman not no man
+Seebar Maki oh, sorry. I thought he said no man.
I think he said "no man" too.
he didnt turn on captions
That was my favorite one XD
"Do You Want to Build a Snowman?"
F*cking Seriously?! YES! I WANT to build a SNOWMAN with F*cking ULTRON. And then we're going to call it, "SNOOOW-TROOOOOOON!!"
FUCK YEAH!
BA DUM CRASH
The hype of that snowman! And then SnowTron will sing christmas songs!
ULTROLL XD
But it's the middle of the summer!
(Regarding the video)
I think the hakuna matata part is the best one.
Yea
rebal180 that is because it is the best part
Yessss
Deadpool: who the hell gave Siri a Body?!?!!?!!!?!??
Alexa....
JUST.KEEP.SWIMMING
That's Pixar
Ultron was doing disney
+Diggy B Games either way, they're owned by Disney
Still would've been funny!!!!!
DankTank Games He referenced Toy Story and that's Pixar
Thestormwizard
oh yea
I gotta be real here--The voice for Ultron is REALLY good. When I first heard him, I thought it was the ACTUAL va for Ultron in the movie.
Haha the best part is :
Ultron : Well then , You`ve got a friend in me .
Batman : Sweeeettt !!!
XD
Agreed and nice name and image
I wouldn't know if he was Batman. He didn't say as much.
This actually kind of made me feel a little scared.
+Erin F It's like when horror movies play carnival music or other cheery music in a distorted or slow way. Like it's taking something fun and happy and corrupting it
I also just love how batman says Sweet after what ultron said to them XD
Kawaii Chibi Boy ICabooseI His childhood was already ruined when his dead parents were murdered(which killed them.)
Also because he's batman.
This does sound a lot like Ultron I will admit. I guess we know the Avengers' weakness then: Disney.
Ironic
Very ironic
Guys! There was a DC vs Marvel comic remember? When their universes came together again? Batman and Cap working together to help save their universes, Jubliee and Robin making the most amazing couple ever? The best most amazing battle between Wonder Woman and Storm?
And the point of it being that they could coexist in different universes and be loved all the same? Sure this was pre-New52 but it still applies!
Anybody?
guys?
You're scaring me...
Mominaodiji *Huge angry mob with pitch forks and torches appear*
***** AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! *runs for my life*
Mominaodiji *Angry mob chases you furiously*
***** * grabs She-Hulk comic and summons her to try and diplomatically diffuse the situation with her knowledge of comic books and her being a comic character *
Mominaodiji *Angry mobs summons Thanos*
0:07 Pinocchio
0:20 Cinderella
0:29 Aladdin
0:33 Aladdin
0:40 The Lion King
0:44 Frozen
1:02 Toy Story
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I understood most of that but english isn't my first language.
What is a brony?
SuperGodlike101 you don't want to know
SuperGodlike101 People that like Mine little pony.
add console wars to that list, most annoying one
"Do you want to build a snowman?"
"No it's the summer!"
Sad knowing that it is the end of October already.
But the will be released in summer. Duhhhh.
YOU SAID IT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
André Viana
But the teaser got released now. Duhhhh.
André Viana
Dosen't mean it was filmed in the summer xD
Actually it was released at comicon which was before October
"i can show you the world" actually sounded cool....but DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOW MAN??!??
SNOWMAN? IT'S THE SUMMER!
that part was funny too XD
SOMEONE MAKETH HIM STOP
Anna outside of Elsa's door:
Do you want to build a snowman?
Elsa: No, go away Anna!
Ultron outside of Elsa's door:
Do you want to build a snowman?
Elsa: O-okay, p-please don't hurt me.....(shivering)
I was waiting for an Emperor's New Groove reference... But nah, not mainstream enough.
Imagine James Spader saying "squeakity squeak squeaker squeaken"
Ultron: pull the lever kronk!
Avengers: make him stop!
Iron man: wrong lever!
Captain America: I understood that reference!
Ultron: Well then, you've got a friend in me.
Superman: WHOA! No touchy! Nooo touchy. No touch.
"You threw off... my grooooove."
"Was that my voice?"
actually that'd be a cool movie dc heroes teaming up with marvel villains to fight marvel Herod who teamed up with dc Villains all to prove who's the better comicbook movie universe.
I approve of this so hard.
BioNichole1 shame it'd take at least 2 years to make and a near impossible amount of cooperation from the people in charge of dc and marvel's legal and financing
The story will end up superman beating everyone up cause he's so op, but then there's batman, and ultron, and uhh... uhm.. uh. I have no idea what will happen actually
If that happens, that would be the greatest crossover!!!
Zeros as long as it doesn't end with the creation of the amalgam universe it'll be awesome.
How did Ultron find out about Disney, he was like a day existing
And he spent that day on the Internet
yeah if i was a super intelligent ai that spent the day on the internet I'd probably want to wipe out humanity too.
cuz early in the movie if you were paying attention you would notice that you was downloading data from all over the world
Darth Malgus he went into the internet
Darth Malgus HOW DID YOU FIND OUT OF THE DARTH FAMILY
The Batman and Superman clip should have been Superman trying to lift Thor's hammer and not being able to. Then Batman would have pulled it up in one try. Superman would have said, "how did you do that?!" And he would have responded...."because I'm Batman!"
This has to happen
Superman was able to lift Thor's hammer in the 90s crossover.
Timppa 3 written by DC, soooo, you know :P
Aaron Sikes Yeah, but Supes is a good guy, so why not :P
Timppa 3 yes, a good guy, but what does it mean to be worthy is the real question. A question that has never been answered in great detail by Marvel
captain america at 0:15 "even i get that reference..." LOL
Ultron needs an appearance in the villian pub. The shenanigans will reach levels never thought possible!
This
They need to get onto that immediately. That would be hilarious.
XD he managed to make everyone of those references sound terrifying even when in no way do they mean anything scary its just that voice everything becomes evil sounding.
Ultron ruined BLACKWIDOW'S chidhood?! I mean, shit, that's impressive.
Vlad? Go back to the Ghost Zone!
...Aren't you in space?
Oh that show was so awsome and you always scared me as a kid, but not as much as in the special episode with evil danny
plus she's russian, so I don't know when they got some of the movies
Pinocchio says I got no strings to hold me down.
Ultron says I got no strings on me.
Pinocchio says both, he sings an entire song.
***** WTH are you talking about lol.
Actually the last two lines from the first stanza is "But now I'm free
There are no strings on me." So Ultron got it right.
Even though, it has the same meaning.
For those doesn't understand Ultron's quotes:
A dream is a wish your heart makes: Theme song from Cinderella
I can show you the world : Theme song from Aladdin
Shining, Shimmering Splendid : Theme song from Aladdin
Hakuna Matata: Theme song from Lion King
You got a friend in meeeeee: Toy Story
Well, do you want to build a snowman. i think you should know that.
+lance lyod actually no. i knew all the others but that one
+lance lyod Last night I dreamed I went back to my undergraduate university to take some sort of graduate program in a specialized field of physics (which one, I don't know). I did OK on the first two pages, but then somehow missed that there were other pages on test. I'm not sure it would have mattered; the questions were really hard. One of them had to do with a cloud of strips of metalized mylar (like the chaff used to confuse radars) in a distribution of sizes in front of a star with a specified temperature. I could maybe approximate the star as a black body to calculate its distribution of wavelengths, but we had to calculate what percentage of the star's radiant energy would be blocked by the chaff. Another problem, which I had no idea how to even start, gave two short segments of DNA with the differences in their base pairs highlighted and asked if they were consistent with the two sources being brothers. NO ONE'S HEART MAKES WISHES LIKE THIS!!!
Yes I know they had you ruining my childhood
0:36
Hah. What childhood?
ITS BEEN 11 FCUKING MONTHS AND FROZEN REFUSES TO DIE DAMMIT ULTRON I DONT WANNA BUILD A FCUKING SNOWMAN ITS FCUKING OCTOBER!
START A RIOT Dennis Claros! XD
Man, Just Let it go (i coulden't resist god damn it!) Frozen will never die
Draknalor186 God dammit!
Well, hello Clarise... would you like to build a snowman?
Do you wanna kill some Templars?
Way more excited for Batman v Superman than another avengers movie.
Why? Not trolling or fanboyisming. (Not a real word, but you probably understand what I mean) I'm honestly curious.
NRMRKL To be honest I am too. Just prefer seeing something we haven't already. Avengers 2 will still be fucking awesome.
same
NRMRKL I am exited because we have never seen batman and superman in a cinamatic universe together before
legopieface OSMADO
I get that - seeing something for the first time is always exciting.
I'm also excited to see BvS. It's just that I'm also worried regarding some of the decisions they've made, so I cautiously hope it will be good whereas with Avengers 2 I feel slightly more relaxed because I already know I like the way the characters are presented and that the director is right for it.
"He quotes more Disney films!"
You guys practically are in a Disney film.
That was awesome :P
***** or "mffrrfffrrhhhfff" on the guy above you.
Kenneth McCormick Holy shit! when did you learn how to talk?!
lol superman's reaction @ 1:07
I feel the same way, clark :D
am I the only one around here who thinks that while the creepy Pinocchio playing in the background was cool, having ultron actually say some of those lines himself was goofy and kinda stupid?
Ultron is insane, he's not a dark serious villain, he's more like Joker.
***** And the Joker isn't?
He actually made it sound very philosophical and malicious. Nowhere near goofy. When an A.I takes something from a children's movie and applies it to it's own existence, that quote instantly gains more meaning. Its...actually kind of beautiful
I think he is only going to say that for the trailer.
No, actually it would have been much less impactful if he hadn't said it
Why are people always all "MARVEL IS BETTER!!" Or "DC IS BETTER!!" Why can we not just enjoy some god damn comic book movies and not care what studio made them!
i agree i mean who the heck would spend days/months arguing over this stuff, plus B V S is not coming out the same year as A:AOU so you cant even compare them yet
cuz both suck
Same reason you have factions in football. Cuz it's fucking fun.
Because i'm Batman ! And Batman likes Marvel more.
$ Cash $ Money $ Hero $ you arnt batman
"Do you want to build a snowman?"
"No man, IT'S SUMMER!!!!"
Amusingly, this was closer to Ultron's personality than the trailer had led me to believe.
0:46 That is exactly how I felt when I heard that song too.
DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN!!
David Engvall NO!!!!!!
David Engvall DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A DEADMAN!!
DO YOU WANT TO KILL A SNOWMAN?
Tonto Hopato DO YOU WANT TO BURN A SNOWMAN?
Why are people either Marvel OR DC fans? You're allowed to like both you know. Even Stan Lee said he really liked some DC characters and wished he'd come up with some of them.
Not every likes everything by one side or the other. Hard to say you are a "DC Fan" if you only like Superman, Batman and Flash or vice versa if you only like The X-men, The Hulk and Deadpool. Can't really say you're a "fan" either way. Just for an example.
I just see comments saying DC or Marvel sucks, and I'm like, can you really hate every character that each company has produce, because there has been so many!
jakdax77 that's true on what you say. I don't hate dc or marvel, they're both my favorite. Also for like movie wise, as long as the marvel movies or dc movies are great then I don't care. Plus just an opinion but for those who hate dc or marvel just because one is better, they're fucking idiots.
I see it as sort of being the same as a sports fan. Like cheering for your home team.
***** That actually makes a lot of sense. Maybe I'll make fun of the "I only like DC/Marvel!!" guys a little less now ;)
He forgot to say because he's batman!!!
tho:: someone maketh him stop lol
He's ruining Disney childhood 😂😂😂😂😂
*Ultron* Do you wanna build a snowman?
*Ultron* You got a friend in me!!
*ultron* I can show u the world!
When you have read the original story books Disney based their movies from...then your Disney childhood will be ruined.
Aw man that is so true, I haven't heard of its stories but I'm not planing to
two years later and I still laugh at this.
Y'know, I was always thought Ultron was rad and intimidating when his face was static (or rather a section of his mouth would glow when he spoke.). But seeing him the trailer with his facial movement and voice is one of the coolest and most terrifying moments that ever got me hyped for a movie, ever.
Same thing bro. I saw his mouth move and I threw my hands up like I said fuck it. Even yelled "If this sob were real, we'd be screwed."
saiyanbiju I'd hug my entire family and say "I love you." a billion times if Ultron was real and these were real events. God, Ultron scares me more than Godzilla, at least he saved people from the MUTOs. Ultron is just pure evil.
Exactly what I found out after watching the trailer. Those eyes, man. I also always imagined his voice having a booming "digitized" sound, but Spader makes him sound menacing.
denise ringo This is even scarier than pure evil. He is pure neutral and everything he does is the consequence of his own sense of logic, made by a computer program with 0 emotion involved.
BlackWolflord He's supposed to be a tormented robot with pain but I just don't see how something so young and immature can get such a dark view on the world so fast.
Still getting recommended this
Do you wanna build a snowman XD I lost it at that part
Me too
It was "Hakunah Mattattah", for me. XD
Did you hear the faint "No man it's summer!"? xD
I lost it at the Aladdin reference.
No I'll rewatch that part xD
DC/WB: we're gonna make more money than you!
MARVEL/DISNEY: no! We're gonna make more money than you!
ME: superman vs. Batman? Avengers age of ultron? Wonder woman? Black panther? I DON'T CARE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY, JUST GIVE ME THESE FILMS!
Nobody cares that you don't care. And wait until 2015 like everyone else.
I wish I owned stock in one of these companies. I'm leaning towards Disney because them and Google own EVERYTHING!
I just want my god dang Deadpool movie! I've wanted too long for this!
Kenny aka TI just out your stocks in google and no one else... they have robots and there google
Mya Ghazale That' actually on the way. Should be here next year unless the push the date back
Superman: We heard you're going up against the Avengers.
Batman: So are we!
The movie we all want to see, coming summer 2025: Justice League V. Avengers
Well, Disney wanted to buy DC from Warner, so...you never know.
2025? I can't wait that long -_-
tltar253 why does Disney always do this?
tltar253
As A DC and Marvel fan I want this to happen, Think of the possibilities!
tltar253 oh shit if that happens :0
"Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?" LOL that cracked me up😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Avengers really looked like they were suffering, Those Poor Unfortunate Souls.
In pain, in need...
Continuation
Superman: I... I don't like this!
Ultron: Let it go, LET IT GO.....
Superman: Oh, no! Not again! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
Superman turns around and attacks Ultron.
Later Superman is in the hospital bandaged up with Batman and the Avengers by his bedside.
Batman: Wow, I didn't know you had it in you with the way you destroyed Ultron like that.
Superman: I know. But I knew I was going to snap if I had to listen to that song one more time.
Ironman: Like Zod's neck.
Superman: Very funny (sarcastically).
Off camera voice: Ughhhhh
Camera pan and Joker is in the opposite bed.
Joker: You want to know how I got these scars?
Ultron:Just..... let it go. Let it gooooooooo!! >:D
MAKETH HIM STOP
SirCraigius now just read that in his voice and ravel in the true horror of it
SirCraigius Jar-vis never threatened me anyway.
Aether Cake The Vision, Haha.
Frozen.
The over rated Lion King rip-off that many people somehow like.
Ultron: it's all started by a mouse
Ultron: is the circle of life
Anyone else hoping Ultron ends up smoking cigars with William Shatner at somepoint?
Somebody call Joss Whedon, we got ourselves a movie.
B0ristheCabbage
Boston Legal 4tw! ^^
Hell no. Shatner can go fuck himself for all I care. However the image of Ultron smoking a cigar sounds pretty badass.
Solarstar10
Kinda loses the meaning somewhat, Spader (Ultron) starred in a Lawyer show about a decade ago with Shatner, best friends on the balcony smoking cigars at the end of many episodes.
I would pay all of the money to see that happen!!!
"Heard you're going against the Avengers"
*"So are we"*
You are??
Marvel: Avengers Age of Ultron
DC: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
***** Uh, yeah, no shit. But in what way are they going against the avengers? AoU is being released a YEAR before Dawn of Bad Subtitles.
Unshaved Stuff Dc is trying desperately to catch up with the Avengers by building up the Justice League and expanding it's own universe.
Unshaved Stuff i think its more a Marvel vs DC thing
Andrew Robertson I guess so...but then it should be all the characters recently revealed vs the avengers, not just batman (in his BvS armor) and Supes.
As if Pinocchio wasn't already creepy. Another awesome video! I can't wait to see more Disney covers by Ultron. I'm sure he's a big hit at the Villain's Pub Karaoke Nights. How would his personal verse in "I've Got a Dream" go?
I've got a dream... I've got a dream...
I just want to make the world bow before me...
Now that I have no more strings
I will ruin childhood dreams
Like all you fellow villains, that's my dream
Angela Hsiao lmao! The first few lines sound more like Loki's verse, but fitting nonetheless. Here's hoping we get to hear everyone's "I've Got a Dream" verse in a future musical episode of "Villain's Pub".
Hulk: "Cinderelly D´:"
Love that xD
ULTRON PLEASE STOP!!!!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!
Zia Spidey you scared of him?
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN yes!
Well then...*Puts hand around your shoulder* You've got a friend in me
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN AHH NO BACK OFF!!!
Oh come on! Hakuna matata!
*In the midst of Nuclear Winter*
Ultron:Do you want to build a snow man? *Catches snowflake*
Come on let go and play! *Fires rocket: zwEEEEEEEEEEEE*
I never see you anymore! *ZAAAAAAP*
Come out the Door! *BRRRRAAAAAT*
It's like you've gone away- *THWOOOOOOM*
We used to be best buddies *Stark: FUCK YOU ULTRON!*
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!- *BWEUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOORRRRP*
Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman.
Stark: ULTRON: COMMAND OVERRIDE!
Ultron: Okay die...
Masterpiece.
I think that HISHE would have put that in the video if they could.
Bradley Cude Well, they did do a second video for Frozen's HISHE episode. So they could make another one for that... and it would be amazing!
dracocrusher
DO EEET!
Fuck yeah this is cool
hakuna matata.....
lmao
"Do you want to build a Ultron"
Come on, let's go and play.
Let's have some fun with this. Alright. Here we go.
Justice League vs The Avengers
- Batman - Iron man
- Superman - Thor?
- Wonder Woman - Natasha Romanov (c'mon xD)
- Flash - Hawkeye?
- Aquaman - Captain America
- Green Lantern - The Hulk
- Cyborg - Falcon/WarMachine
So let's play it out, shall we?
[Batman Vs Iron man]
- Iron man is using a homing system trying to lock on to Batman to blast him with his rockets.
-Batman uses a smoke façade so the lock-on can't lock on to him. [Success]
-Iron man is trying to position himself better to get a more clear shot.
-Batman after analyzing what Iron man is using, uses a strong enough EMP Signal that shuts off the Iron man Suit (movies have shown that is possible). [Success]
-Iron man is stuck in an Iron coffin right now.
[Batman Wins] (It was as obvious as the day how easily Ironman can be beat and we're talking about Batman here so it would be twice as easy for him)
[Superman vs Thor]
-Marvel Fans = Thor throws his hammer and goes through Superman's chest because it's magic. [Thor wins]
-DC Fans = Superman is almost as fast as Flash and also has Laser Eyes. He can melt Thor's head off. [Superman wins]
-What I think = Since Thor's hammer is made of magic, it can totally hurt Superman and Thor is also very fast with his hammer. HOWEVER, people need to understand that in order for Thor to HIT Superman, Superman had to stay and WANT to get hit. Like said before, Superman is almost as fast as The Flash, which is PRETTY FAST, so his reaction time is NOT slow enough to not see Thor's hammer coming his way and not avoid it. Also like I said before, Superman has lasers coming out of his eyes. Superman could EASILY just shoot off Thor's hand whilst say.. Thor is winding up his hammer? Thor is not as smart as Superman (Kinda obvious there) but Superman doesn't have the level of Intelligent that Batman has. Both are on Brute level of intelligent, but Superman is overall the smarter one. As stated before, without the Hammer, Thor's speed is reduced to above average speed, but not enough to be able to avoid a lunging Superman punch with speed 100x faster than his current one. Also, you can say Thor could use lighting, but without his hammer, he can't. Simply put:
Thor without Hammer = Above Average Human
Thor with Hammer = Demi-God
Superman = Alien that is strong enough to destroy the sun and the world.
[Superman wins]
[Wonder Woman Vs Natasha Romanov]
Really? Do I really need to get in to it? You can combine both Black Widow AND Hawkeye and they STILL can't take her down. Bias? How can one be? It's a Princess Warrior that is a child of a god and a queen. Maybe it would've been a better paring for Thor, but then who do you put against superman? Hulk? lol.
[Wonder Woman Wins]
[Flash Vs Hawkeye]
Again.. Flash can break the time barrier with his speed.
Even Thor might not be able to stop Flash by himself.
I say Hulk has the biggest chance against him and Cap being second to that, but then who faces Green Lantern, the guy who's imagination can create an Atom bomb or Aquaman, the king of 70% of Earth?
[Flash Wins]
[Aquaman vs Captain America]
I decided to put Cap against Aquaman because..well.. simply that's the only fight of the rest that he'd have a chance to actually win against.
- Aquaman - The Kind of Atlantis, Ruler of 70% of Earth. Can summon any sea creatures at his will and even legendary serpents from the oceans.
- Captain America - Has a "Vibranium" shield. Pretty much indestructible except from Vibranium itself. Cap also has enhanced Strength, speed and intelligence, tactical skills and the good ol' American pure boy heart.
Now... he's where it gets bad for Cap. Cap is AMAZING leading a team and giving orders as a leader, BUT we're talking One on Ones here. Cap is pretty fucked.
Only way I see Cap hitting and having a chance to defeat Aquaman is this: Since Aquaman is almost AS STRONG AS Superman and can't be hurt by bullets due to the pressure of his body. He's pretty resistant to any type of damage and can wreck anything... but not Vibranium? I say that's Cap's ONLY strength here. As strong as Cap is, he doesn't punch as hard as Aquaman. Cap's speed is probably better on land, so as long as he keeps Aquaman on land, he has that advantage too. How to hit Aquaman. If Vibranium can deflect Aquaman's hits, maybe it can hurt him the same? (Again, that is IF Aquaman is having a fist fight with Cap and NOT using his Trident that can pierce through SUPERMAN'S SKIN (which is just as strong as his) )
Those are just 2 ways for Captain America to fight Aquaman so he'd have a chance... but if we go on to FULL extent where Aquaman uses his Trident, is mad AND actually uses his powers.. well... y'know.
[Aquaman Wins]
[Green Lantern vs The Hulk]
This is a pretty solid fight, if Hal Jordan isn't an idiot, he totally has this one in the bag, but sometimes he's off his game and it could lead to your death if you face someone like the Almighty Hulk.
-Green Lantern - Bla bla bla Corp. Can create anything he can imagine as long as he can keep his concentration. Can also fly from Earth to Oa without needing a ship.
-Hulk - Angry, Very Strong, Hulk Smash and SUPER RESISTANT TO ANYTHING.
This fight will always start the same no matter what. Hal Jordan shoots rockets at Hulk and he just brushes off the dust. Jordan is surprised and shoots, a lot more and bigger rockets at hulk. Blows hulk off, but doesn't hurt him, just makes him angrier. Here's where the stupidity of Hal Jordan could get him killed. After that last him with the many rockets, Jordan is probably standing there, mid aid, boasting and taunting Hulk, then you see hulk launch himself out of the smoke, grabs Jordan unexpectedly and the fight is over. Again.. that is IF Jordan was being stupid. As of later character progressions, Hal Jordan has shown to not be as stupid as he's shown to be before. He's cocky, that's for sure, but so is the flash. So to be fair, here's how BOTH ends, yes, Both ends of this match would be
If Jordan was stupid = [Hulk wins]
If Jordan was as he is now, he would fight hulk for quite a bit, realize nothing is working, and shoot him off in to space (Sounds familiar?) or just create a super large container, put him in there, take him to space, suffocate him and you win = [Green Lantern Wins]
[Cyborg Vs Falcon/Warmachine]
I barely know anything about BOTH characters, so I would give this fight to Cyborg simply because Falcon has wings that can easily break from Cyborg's lasers or rockets or plasma cannons. Falcon uses handguns. Cyborg is pretty much all some alien metal. He CAN kill him with a SUPER PRECISE shot to the one side of his head that isn't covered. I doubt Falcon has an EMP on him so or is that precise. that's why---
[Cyborg Wins]
In Warmachine's case. Warmachine is mostly ballistics and explosives. I'd say the same thing I said about Batman vs Iron man. Cyborg has a EMP Blast attack so he can simply just disable Warmachine's suit and finish him off. I thought Falcon was a better match since he was faster and more agile and could escape more attacks.
I hope this was a fun read for you and you can totally tell me your opinions on how the fights would go. :)
[EDIT: Hope this explains some of your questions.]
(Current Avengers vs Current League members for the Cinematic universe. Now since there are currently 5 Avengers and 1 league member, I added the rest of the Justice League members that are to come and I also added Falcon/Warmachine to the Avengers. (I added WarMachine because it seems Falcon had a super unfair disadvantage) )
[End of EDIT]
Green Arrow vs Hawkeye
Hawkgirl vs Falcon
That's better
Those are not confirmed characters for the movies. I'm talking about movie characters.
UnknownXAssasin lol I wish.
Obvious DC fanboy is obvious.
Bruce vs Stark in a random encounter will always be Stark. But upon given prep time, Bruce would win. He is better with strategy, tactics and planning.
Thor vs Superman. There are two sides to this coin. Thor's damage output is far higher than Superman's. His most powerful attacks like Godblast and Winds of a Thousand Worlds can kill Superman, no sweat since they have hurt beings that make Supes look like a fly. But some people would argue that Superman's combat speed is greater and hence he has the advantage. It's a matter of perspective and no Heat Vision won't hurt Thor that easy.
And your logic is flawed on several points. Without Hammer Thor still has enhanced strength, durability, endurance on Hulk/Superman level. And throwing the Hammer doesn't make all of that go away. You can put the Hammer in a different Galaxy and he will still retain all of his powers.
Also Superman has NEVER destroyed a Planet or a Star in DC canon, or not that I'm aware of.
Cap vs Aquaman = Aquaman. Very big mismatch. Aquaman is a 50,000 tonner who can tank Continent busting attacks. Cap has no chance.
Lantern vs Hulk. I say Hal. Powerful Planet Buster and extremely versatile.
Now I am talking comic-book versions of the characters from the main continuity. Ans this Avengers team is severely underpowered to take on this JL team since Flash, being as OP as he is will solo everyone in nanoseconds.
No offense, but your post had a lot of errors.
This is just perfect!
I get the feeling that Black Widow never had much of a childhood anyway.
At least she had Aladdin, which is not a bad film to have seen.
lol As compared to Hawkeye? This boy ran away from the orphanage with his brother to join the circus. Where he got trained in archery. What disney movie do you watch while you are learning archery tricks in a circus?
TheCreationist1 Robin Hood!
TheCreationist1 Robin hood
TheCreationist1 What is the deal with the Circus? They don't freakin train you how be hidden, how to kill, or the acrobatics necessary to jump around and climb through a city. Yet Robin and Hawkeye were both in a circus. Nightcrawler from X-men is also from the Circus. Heck even characters who aren't from american animation do it, like Fenix Walken (Also known as Claire Stanfield or Vino) from the anime Baccano!
I mean what is the deal with the circus???
Natasha actually said “YOU’RE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD!!”
And you just came out of watching her solo movie when it got released at the time and your reply is... *"What childhood?!?!"*
Ugh... Life is NOT some crazy action movie where you can take over the world, cause untold amounts of chaos, and twist a beloved children's song into something creepy.
So let. It. Go. >:|
Bobsheaux zootopia reference?
You know it! ^_^ lol
Whats is your toughts on ultron character
Lol I thought this was frozen 😂
Yes ultron is like my favorite villain of all time he is such a boss
Wrong the coolest marvel villain is mister sinister
Floris Haga HIS favorite
^Nein, ultron is just so awesome
ultran was a robot butler then truned evil so amazing!
tho do you know whos the greatest villain of all time? Flintheart Glomgold!!
I was wondering how funny could a HISHE about a trailer be.... the answer is fucking hilarious.
On another note, why would they pit DC v Marvel? They would make one badass butt-kicking force. No criminal would dare go up against the Justice Avengers.
Egh rivals what can you do some people actually just want to see certain characters go head to head and other just want to brag about how one company is superior to the other
They are the two most popular comic companies in America and are naturally rivals with each other. They saw Avengers working so well and thought "We should do Justice League, it will be so much better than the Avengers" thus a new bloody chapter has been written in the long time war against DC and Marvel
Fist-of-doom not really warner brothers actually tried to produce a justice league movie long before marvel did it was going to be titled justice league mortal and be based on tower of babel storyline with the TV show roster
That sounds like it would have flopped immediately.
Fist-of-doom We will never know personally im glad it didn't get made now we have the new 52 for dc comics no more trunks on the outside heroes
"Do you wanna build a snowman." XD I totally lost it! Oh Ultron, best villain ever!!!!
I almost died when he said "Hakuna Matata". Hilarious.
"You've got a friend in me"
Made me laugh HARD
Imagine Ultron doing the Hellfire song from the hunchback of notradame...
Or "Be Prepared" from The Lion King.
That would be amazing xD
BlueAuraWriter22 That would be awesome with his army of Ultrons
I can imagine him doing the Gaston song, but replace Gaston with Ultron. "No one's slick as Ultron! No one's quick as Utron!"
@Journeygan, yes, yes, YES! And the Avengers can respond with their own version of "Kill the Beast." "Kill the 'Tron!"
I kind of wanted Ultron to say that they were "all in this together"