...well... the line wasn't clear, but, yes, the premise is that nobody can get a good picture of Spider-man. Peter Parker is the only one who gets close-ups, focused or frame shots. In some of the pictures, its obvious that Spider-man is posing and knows his picture is being taken, because he of course is taking pictures of himself and making the pictures as good as possible to get top dollar. If a masked vigilante only let's one person get good, personal, upclose pictures of them, then it would be assumed that there is trust. The line was poorly written and wasn't cinematically made clear, but that is pretty much how it is in the comics, is it not? Peter claims he is good friends with Spider-man, simply because he is the only one who gets good photos of him.
@Asher Copaken plus the photos were far away enough that anyone could've taken them. In the original Spiderman trilogy, it looked very obvious the only someone like peter could've taken those photos, here they didn't do a good job of that
Lunk Spiderman never said he would "come to his birthday party." that didn't happen. the two of them meet on the street once, and Spiderman calls him his "eyes and ears in the city." after that Electro talks to himself and pretends that Spiderman came to see him on his birthday. Electro turned on Spiderman, because he thought Spiderman betrayed him when the police fired at him during the scene in Time's Square.
The funniest part that still cracks me up is the subtle joke at the end Where he cuts the review short to go see Under the Skin.. because Scarlet Johansson is full frontal hahaha, but that went without saying. Also a really good movie
Its an alternative reality. This isn't the same dimension as ours, genius. Ever notice how none of the fucking technology in this movie exists in our world?
Daysn Lucas No they were going to make Felica Hardy Vulture's daughter and call her the Vulturess. Sony also wanted the Lizard in the voice too. It made Sam mad that they wanted more than one villain again so he quit.
So joke is that he washed his spider suit with normal clothes and it bled? Disregarding the bevy of questions this alone raises, HOW WOULD IT TURN THE OTHER CLOTHES RED AND BLUE? DID IT BLEED SELECTIVELY ON DIFFERENT CLOTHES TO TURN THEM SPECIFIC COLORS? WOULDN’T IT TURN EVERYTHING PURPLE?
Lol did you question this when it happened in the Raimi trilogy? Also the clothes don't have to turn purple. It can depend on what contact they have with the clothes that are bleeding. And who is to say the contact of red bleeding was the same point of contact for blue painting?
That's an understatement IMO. The only music producers better than The Neptunes are Brian Eno, George Martin, and Phil Spector. After that there is a large talent gap.
@@chrisbreton1181 not really IMO. 1)There are several non hip-hop producers that are better than Preemo and RZA, such as (on the top of my head) Albini, Berry Gordy, Quincy Jones, Arca, Butch Vig, and Rick Rubin. 2)Preemo and RZA sample so they should be ranked lower than other electronic/instrument based producers. Not that it is a sin or anything, its just that the quality of sample-based music is mostly dependent on the taste or "ear" of the creator, not skill (especially now). Both Preemo's and RZA's beats worsened drastically when they stopped sampling in the 00's. 3)Preemo and RZA aren't even the best at sampling. The Bomb Squad, DJ Paul/Juicy J, Zach Hill, Dalek, Dr. Dre, Questlove, early Kanye, and Timbaland (when he samples he's third best at it, although he is the 2nd best hip-hop/R&B producer of all time) are people I'd rank higher in terms of sampling skill and longevity.
EveryoneHasMyNames I actually do eat a sandwich for breakfast.. But I will never do anything else on this list thingy.. I don't understand this subplot...
One of my biggest gripes about these films is Andrew Garfield’s acting. He delivers his lines like “I’m-I’m-I’m going to to-to” *smile* *awkward head nod* he keeps doing this. No one talks like that in real life.
You gotta put in as many recognizable characters into one movie as you can, so you can start your cinematic universe as soon as possible. Once you've done that, start raking in all the monies. Is what a lot of hollywood execs seem to think.
If TASM2 had put the Harry Osborne and Rhino villain plot lines on the backburner for another film and had developed Electro better, Electro would have worked. He could have worked with Peter's father in the past and been obsessed with continuing Peter's fathers work, but using it to modify eels into sources of organic electric power. Let the movie spend a few scenes showing his character's meaningless, nondescript existence and obsession with becoming a famous hero like Spidey. Set design a room full of articles on Spidey. Then have Electro gain his powers and wreak havoc after Spidey helps capture him.
Just throwing an idea out there. What if they made Electro team up with Spiderman? (Seeing as he worships him and all). Then they take on Green Goblin together? It would be such a curveball and such a new twist that it would actually make for a decent and unpredictable plot. Thoughts?
MrSideliner not a bad one, but comic fans would lose their s##t. My idea is that he tries to kill the people who basically killed him, Spider-Man turns up after a warning from Harry, intervenes with his no-kill rule, game on.
Very late but a perfect example of "quietness is key for an intense scene" in a superhero flick is in Spider-Man Homecoming. When it's revealed who Liz's Dad is music cuts, and it's quiet the remainder of the scene. Even the car ride to the dance was quiet because it is still intense. Two different sequences done perfectly
Not to mention that SPIDER-MAN RARELY PUNCHES/KICKS IN THIS MOVIE. He always shoots his webs! I mean, I know you have them but come on. The Raimi trilogy had ACTUAL fighting.
God-Emperor of Mankind Well, you remember the scene where Electro grabs Spider-Man by the arms before shooting electricity out of his mouth? Spider-Man's arms should have been toasted.
MillywiggZ Depending on how you look at it, the film actually has TWO sets of 3 villains: Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy and Bane OR Batman, Robin and Joel Schumacher
As much as this movie was utter dog shit we still have to thank it for being so terrible that sony was forced to share the spider-man license with Marvel
A thing that really annoyed me was Andrew Garfield's portrayal of Peter. Its his weird movements of his head and facial expressions and his constant stammering. Its like hes trying too hard and makes me think its just fake cause no one does that in real life. I think this was especially so in Amazing Spider-Man when he tells Gwen his identity, the moment before that he does all those weird things and its just cringey to watch.
@wivuyao Posts music video of himself thirsting over animated lolis Defends it by saying animated lolis are one of his interests. The song and video already made that *VERY* clear
I thought that the whole time any time an arguing scene happened in Bay's Transformers between Labeouf and his parents was meant to be really arguing. It never came off to me as comedy.
Doesn't this scene serve as the at-home side of the conflict inherent in the movie's premise? Because Peter's hiding the fact that he has to wash the Spider-Man costume since he's keeping it secret that he's Spider-Man? Isn't that what this scene is doing from a narrative standpoint?
Dimensional Homecoming was amazing but ASM2 was better for me... Romance felt right, and it was beautiful, even though rhino was retardely placed and goblin was rushed...
Jack Lee Cool. That is interesting view you have. I have never seen or heard someone like this movie more than Homecoming. I like Homecoming more, but can you please explain a bit more why you liked this movie more. I am very interested in your opinion. I like seeing things from a different perspective.
Emma J. Quinn Before I say anything, I give homecoming a 9.7 and ASM2 a 9.8... both amazing... anyways, ASM2 prob had the only good romance in ANY spiderman movie, and it had the best suit... no offense but the homecoming suit is absolutely retarded looking and it's too op... with all those gadgets, it legit felt like iron man 4. ASM2 was the closest to the comics from the 3 that I read, and Garfield was amazing... people think hes the best spiderman, and Tobey is the best Peter parker, but I think they are all good... but prefer Garfield cause he shows the most intelligence with his science stuff and innovations... I liked the part when spidey loses his suit from stark in homecoming, cause that creates challenge, that suit is legit op and it ruins my experience... ASM2 felt like a true spiderman movie, but it's still an awful movie because of the rhino and goblin, but everything else was beautifully made.... 9.8... asm2 made me mad, and happy, idk... the gwen and harry scenes (besides his goblin parts) just made the movie sooooo good...
I hated homecoming far more then this movie but the inner movie critic in me knows that homecoming is better then both amazing Spider-Man films still not as good as the original 3
Homecoming annoyed the shit out of me, like why the fuck did Iron Man had to do literally everything ?! I believe that in the comics peter did everything himself !!
this morning I heard some guy in my class say "the amazing spiderman 2 is the best spiderman movie ever made" and "the only bad scene was Gwen's death" ...and everyone agreed with him.
dat-crazy-nut _ Oh bullshit! THIS MOVIE IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND IT REALLY FUCKING OFFENDS ME AS A SPIDER-MAN FAN! #spidermanhomecomingisoneofthebestspidermanfilmsofallfuckintimebitch
Kevin Luper Ok you caught me, that comment that I made last year was a bit of exaggeration. My new favorite spider-man film is the Spider verse film. Though if you wanted my real favorite Spider-Man film of all time when it comes to live action, it's really Spider-Man 2. Though I still think TASM 2 offends me as a spider-man fan.
Something I just realized "I'm VERY naked right now" really, who'd say VERY naked? It's not like he has layers of skin to make degrees of "nakedness". It's like saying "my hair's VERY black."
canadmexi It's a joke. It's like saying, "I am way more naked than I want to be right now." Not altogether that funny. But not really hard to understand either.
9 years later and I still don't understand why Ralph says Peter and Harry's friendship comes out of nowhere...Harry shows up, and they tell us directly into the camera "we are the goodest friends". Keep up Puke, I mean Ralph.
Jackson DuCharme nah I would say all of them are #1 besides spiderman 1... I give them all 10/10, spiderman 1 is like a 9.8/10.... it was good but not as good as the others
Just rewatched the Sam Raimi spiderman movies and although they are somewhat corny they are still charming and overall good movies. I realized that many later superhero movies especially in the DC and these ones are plagued by two things: -Lack of a filmmaker with a vision -Studio interference The reason Tarantino is good is that he has great talent, but also that he only makes exactly whatever he wants to make with complete freedom which makes it interesting.
ughhmmm, ACTUALLY (in raspy nerd voice); if the pilot hits the yoke (steering column) it automatically disengages the autopilot. This is so that in the case of an emergency a pilot can just grab the yoke and/or throttle and take contol.... ... Im sorry. I'll go away now
It bugs me that the character in inglorious Bastards is damn near sobbing over the fact that people he doesn't know are going to be killed, but the 2 parents who won't see they're son again couldn't seem to care less.
Probably one example that breaks the rule is the 'Frankenstein's Monster' scene in X-men First Class. The music helps build the suspense, and the music is amazing.
Pharell actually is an all time great producer and has contributed alot to hip hop but like there was a three year period where he made happy and shit like this that was just the worst
hockeysong How is he emo in the movie? So just because he put his hair like that he's emo? Does he cut himself in the movie? No he does not, I don't understand why people are saying he's emo just because he puts his hair in that way so if I put my hair like that I'm emo? in fact if your saying he's emo because of that Harry in the amazing spider-man 2 does the same thing with his hair I guess he's emo then? Spider-Man 3 tried to be good with all of it's problems but the amazing spider-man 2 didn't even try the plot is all over the place in fact there's like maybe 5 plots all at once, Spider-Man is hardly in the movie at all it's more like a soap opera between Peter, Gwen and Harry.
Pharrell is amazing and his production is great he's also accomplished a lot musically I agree his music was lackluster for the soundtrack but he's not a talentless hack
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A world without Power, a world without Mercy, a world without T
THEY GOT T!
Spell Heart they got T
@@emilianotanc4126 You don't understand, they said it was just gonna be an easy grab!
@@AllyGatorAnimator Well it ain't no easy grab, they got T!
it wasnt no easy grab they got t
"You took a picture of him so....you know him"
DEAD
Do you mean, *dead dead* ?
See: 16:33
...well... the line wasn't clear, but, yes, the premise is that nobody can get a good picture of Spider-man. Peter Parker is the only one who gets close-ups, focused or frame shots. In some of the pictures, its obvious that Spider-man is posing and knows his picture is being taken, because he of course is taking pictures of himself and making the pictures as good as possible to get top dollar.
If a masked vigilante only let's one person get good, personal, upclose pictures of them, then it would be assumed that there is trust.
The line was poorly written and wasn't cinematically made clear, but that is pretty much how it is in the comics, is it not? Peter claims he is good friends with Spider-man, simply because he is the only one who gets good photos of him.
@Asher Copaken plus the photos were far away enough that anyone could've taken them. In the original Spiderman trilogy, it looked very obvious the only someone like peter could've taken those photos, here they didn't do a good job of that
*WHO WROTE THIS SHIT!*
@@raven3067 people who made more money in one month then we’ll make in a year. And this is what they come up with.
So a bunch of hacks basically
“You’re a fraud spider man NYEEEAAAGHH” I couldn’t stop laughing
when i was kid i thought it was intense when he did that
@@edgyface4075 kids are dumb…
"YOU'RE A FROG SPIDERMAN"
"fucks his problem?"
Restaurant Owner: "Hi, Charles."
Charles: "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners!"
Marc Webb: "Good, good, got it, great!"
But it ain't no easy grab, they got the Drone!!
Good, good, got it, great!
This reads like an ifunny shitpost
-2
A 7 year old comment that perfectly sums up humor 7 years into the future.
I think electro hated Spider-Man because he he forgot his name or something like that's the dumbest reasoning behind being a villain lmao
_ MoonMan _ ikr! it's like if someone said "you can't remember my name? I'ma kill myself now"
+Lunk Then why was Electro so happy to see him prior to getting mad?
Legendary Super Saiyan because when he first saw spider man when he was electro he didn't know that spider man forgot his name yet
Lunk Spiderman never said he would "come to his birthday party." that didn't happen. the two of them meet on the street once, and Spiderman calls him his "eyes and ears in the city." after that Electro talks to himself and pretends that Spiderman came to see him on his birthday. Electro turned on Spiderman, because he thought Spiderman betrayed him when the police fired at him during the scene in Time's Square.
Patrick Havens But did he shot Mr. Burns?
Interrupting yourself and cutting to the title card near the beginning always gets me.
It's almost as great as posting your comment before finis
lo
The funniest part that still cracks me up is the subtle joke at the end
Where he cuts the review short to go see Under the Skin.. because Scarlet Johansson is full frontal hahaha, but that went without saying. Also a really good movie
Invincible
"I break up with you"
Best line in the movie
Dunric Mordamir Nah it's "you are a frood spooder mun!1!1111!"
Oga boga Peter I break up with you oga boga
I laughed
Good! Good! Got it! Great! Good!👍
@TR1FORCEHER0 "I don't know. I don't know"
"It's my Birthday, now it's time for me to light my candles!"
Over a hundred years of cinemas has been all but leading up to that line.
Purple Pineapple this is hilarious
“Harry: Spider-Man was supposed to be an easy kill
Electro: WELL IT AIN’T NO EASY KILL HE GOT T”
Why Peter Parker's father had a Sony Vaio if that scene happends 20 years in the past?
Time travel shit, I hate those plots.
Its an alternative reality. This isn't the same dimension as ours, genius.
Ever notice how none of the fucking technology in this movie exists in our world?
The laptop traveled in time to be in this movie.
Because Sony thought it was an easy grab.
Bitchslapped but it ain’t no easy grab they got T
Somewhere Sam Rami is laughing.
@Me, a black racist wait did it actually say that?
Me, a black racist I would love to see Raimi’s vision of Spider-Man 4.
Daysn Lucas No they were going to make Felica Hardy Vulture's daughter and call her the Vulturess. Sony also wanted the Lizard in the voice too. It made Sam mad that they wanted more than one villain again so he quit.
Ha.
or crying...
watching this in 2018, i realize now that the green goblin in this movie looks like 6ix9ine
Evan Miller he doesn’t have colored hair
Galily wrong rapper
16:45 I break up with you....I BREAK UP WITH YOU
Good good good we got it
Good good cut got it great
So joke is that he washed his spider suit with normal clothes and it bled? Disregarding the bevy of questions this alone raises, HOW WOULD IT TURN THE OTHER CLOTHES RED AND BLUE? DID IT BLEED SELECTIVELY ON DIFFERENT CLOTHES TO TURN THEM SPECIFIC COLORS? WOULDN’T IT TURN EVERYTHING PURPLE?
You're thinking harder about that scene than the people who wrote it. Sure that's something you wanna do?
Lol did you question this when it happened in the Raimi trilogy? Also the clothes don't have to turn purple. It can depend on what contact they have with the clothes that are bleeding. And who is to say the contact of red bleeding was the same point of contact for blue painting?
My thoughts exactly. I was like "Do you mean purple?!" Same as the Smallville shit. "You mean the Purple Blur, right?!"
Well blue doesn't really run, its red that usually runs if any colour runs in a wash.
Wow I didnt realize they ripped off Spider-Man 2 in this movie.
"I break up with you"
I AM FED AP WITH THIS WURLD!
This has "me gwen me mad" vibes to it
Everybody betray me
You are tearing me apart!
You WRECKED this movie, Ralph.
I'll see myself out.
Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid lol
lol
yep, good ol' Wreck-it-Ralph!
THIS IS KATANA
SHES GOT MY BACK
Why did Aunt May make him a lettuce sandwich.
ben cutrer FOR BREAKFAST!?!?
Because lettuce is healthy and fresh
Lettuce, and 1 tomato slice. Ok then...
Well it started out as a Lettuce sandwich (for breakfast?) then seconds later as the scene cuts the Lettuce has completely vanished.
Because he is The Amazing Rabbit-Man.
Pharrell Williams' production for the NERD project is actually flames, he's not talentless, just not a composer
That's an understatement IMO. The only music producers better than The Neptunes are Brian Eno, George Martin, and Phil Spector. After that there is a large talent gap.
@@plinkertonman You forgot DJ Premier and RZA my man.
@@chrisbreton1181 not really IMO.
1)There are several non hip-hop producers that are better than Preemo and RZA, such as (on the top of my head) Albini, Berry Gordy, Quincy Jones, Arca, Butch Vig, and Rick Rubin.
2)Preemo and RZA sample so they should be ranked lower than other electronic/instrument based producers. Not that it is a sin or anything, its just that the quality of sample-based music is mostly dependent on the taste or "ear" of the creator, not skill (especially now). Both Preemo's and RZA's beats worsened drastically when they stopped sampling in the 00's.
3)Preemo and RZA aren't even the best at sampling. The Bomb Squad, DJ Paul/Juicy J, Zach Hill, Dalek, Dr. Dre, Questlove, early Kanye, and Timbaland (when he samples he's third best at it, although he is the 2nd best hip-hop/R&B producer of all time) are people I'd rank higher in terms of sampling skill and longevity.
Don't forget his partner, Chad Hugo...
@@plinkertonman You fucking beat me to it. The Neptunes are fucking epic.
HE HATES-A-ME
IT'S A ME, MARIOOOOO
Mushroom kingdom...
Virgi-nity, Electri-city
Why the hell is there a two minute long scene of Peter and his aunt talking about the laundry?! It's ridiculous
Jan S. because Marc Webb was trying to be Quentin Tarantino but without the writing talent behind him
I personally thought that scene was pretty funny
@@ezekieljoaquine9722 you personally have a shit taste in comedy
Looo8l
@@littleratchild6744 yes
"Eat your breakfast"
**hands peter a lettuce sandwich**
I mean, that even sounds terrible as a lunch.
That kinda makes sense bc they r supposed to be broke af
6:30 Who eats a sandwich for breakfast? Who refuses to let their kid do his or her own laundry? What is this subplot?
EveryoneHasMyNames I actually do eat a sandwich for breakfast.. But I will never do anything else on this list thingy..
I don't understand this subplot...
My grandmom tires to stop me from dong my laundry whenever I have to do my laundry.
She wanted to hide the fact that she needed a job for him to get into collage
@Goddamn 47 that's called a breakfast sandwich.
Egg sandwiches
Strict parents, i guess
Filler
“It’s on Wikipedia, that’s why it’s a fact.”
Gotta admit, that got me good
One of my biggest gripes about these films is Andrew Garfield’s acting. He delivers his lines like “I’m-I’m-I’m going to to-to” *smile* *awkward head nod* he keeps doing this. No one talks like that in real life.
i get what he was going for but he’s trying to too hard to pull off the whole nerdy vibe i think.
He's annoying af
Also his bizarre New York accent that keeps dipping in and out of being non existent to entirely over the top
I think he was going for the socially-awkward type which yeah, some people do that shit but it’s WAY milder in real life
"this is the worst movie I've ever seen"
And then he saw bvs
I hate both of these, but I think TASM2 sucked worse. Mainly because of the few Batman scenes I liked in BvS.
+Dick Hancock Batman was cool... Everything else was shit.
At least its better than TASM2
I like the Dark Knight but each to their own opinion
Dragon Fang After last season isn't even a movie
You gotta put in as many recognizable characters into one movie as you can, so you can start your cinematic universe as soon as possible. Once you've done that, start raking in all the monies.
Is what a lot of hollywood execs seem to think.
Worked great for BVS eh?
actually it kinda did those movies still make money and they're still getting made
@@Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjddoesn't make them good the majority of the money comes from china
Gwen: "I break up with you, I break up with you."
Director: "GOOD GOOD GOT IT GREAT."
Spider-Man - 3/10
Spider-Man 2 - 2/10
Spider-Man 3 - 7/10
The Amazing Spider-Man - 8/10
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - 10/10
*ranked by Charles Stiles*
Charles Diner, Mystery Stiles.
Niels Lauridsen FUCK YOU!
Niels Lauridsen lol
I agree
CORRECT
Ralph, so far, you've totally owned this movie, keep up the great work.
There we go! We should make it community called bad movie debunkers.
Yes!
I'm off tomorrow so I'll make it.
What do you think, *****, should Batman and I make it?
I doubt he's gonna respond.
I think Jamie Foxx's character was really well developed into his obsession with spiderman, up until the point where he just randomly hated him
If TASM2 had put the Harry Osborne and Rhino villain plot lines on the backburner for another film and had developed Electro better, Electro would have worked. He could have worked with Peter's father in the past and been obsessed with continuing Peter's fathers work, but using it to modify eels into sources of organic electric power. Let the movie spend a few scenes showing his character's meaningless, nondescript existence and obsession with becoming a famous hero like Spidey. Set design a room full of articles on Spidey. Then have Electro gain his powers and wreak havoc after Spidey helps capture him.
Just throwing an idea out there. What if they made Electro team up with Spiderman? (Seeing as he worships him and all). Then they take on Green Goblin together? It would be such a curveball and such a new twist that it would actually make for a decent and unpredictable plot. Thoughts?
MrSideliner not a bad one, but comic fans would lose their s##t. My idea is that he tries to kill the people who basically killed him, Spider-Man turns up after a warning from Harry, intervenes with his no-kill rule, game on.
MrSideliner Then it would be a redemption scene... it'd actually be better but your mileage may vary on how much better.
MrSideliner yeah but green goblin doesn't make sense in general
MrSideliner it would be too similar to Spiderman 3's ending it would be more interesting than what got but it would feel to similar
they did that in spider-man 3
I feel really sorry for Rhino fans.
I also feel sorry for that guy.
I feel sorry that you stole that quote from IHE
Also Adum. Adum said the same thing. YMS adum
Very late but a perfect example of "quietness is key for an intense scene" in a superhero flick is in Spider-Man Homecoming. When it's revealed who Liz's Dad is music cuts, and it's quiet the remainder of the scene. Even the car ride to the dance was quiet because it is still intense. Two different sequences done perfectly
Your brother has some pretty damn decent comedic timing
“His father is dying then he dies”
ELECTRICITY
HE HATES-A ME
ITS A ME A MARIO WA-HOOOOOOOO
Apparently, it says "he hates on me.".
He shot at me.
VIRGINITY
Stupid movi-e
THANK YOU FOR CALLING IT HANDHELD. I hate when people say "shaky cam"
***** But the term is known as 'Handheld' No matter if its shaking or just a light handheld shot it's still known as a hendheld shot.
***** No but most people who see a very shaken shot call it shaky cam. My film teacher told people to stop calling it that in class.
***** Shake in post production idk. All I'm saying is it's not the proper term and that I dislike it.
If it's being shaken ON PURPOSE, it's technically shaky cam.
What if it it foot held? How can you tell?
Shailene Woodley must be happy, that movie sucked but you got paid and nobody knows you were in it.
Divergent is slightly better than Amazing Spider-Man 2
@@heehee2007 the divergent move series is on the same level of awfulness (so much that they even cancelled the last sequel)
@@charlespuruncajas9663 I know Divergent is trash
The most unrealistic thing about this movie is that Jamie Foxx’s name was electro and not elecro because they got T
yur a frawd spidur man, urghagh!
* You're a frog Spiderman
Ivan Alvarez ^^You're a frood Spidremin, *TEEN ANGST INTENSIFIES*
Its probably the funniest part in the whole movie
You're a fraud, Spider-Man! _Uragh!_
LOL *"Who wrote this shit!?"*
Sorry *web slings away*
"He Hates-a Me".
RANDOMNATION! It's a- me Mario
Cole Soderstrom underrated
He made a fun of me
virginity
Electricity
We gonna talk about how Aunt May handed my man a lettuce sandwich for breakfast?
Also in the next cut its bologna I think.
Not to mention that SPIDER-MAN RARELY PUNCHES/KICKS IN THIS MOVIE. He always shoots his webs! I mean, I know you have them but come on. The Raimi trilogy had ACTUAL fighting.
And that green goblin fight in the end of the first film......man it was brutal
+SHAWKLAN 27 plus the lack of: Spider-sense. Where was his Spider-Sense!
God-Emperor of Mankind Well, you remember the scene where Electro grabs Spider-Man by the arms before shooting electricity out of his mouth? Spider-Man's arms should have been toasted.
God-Emperor of Mankind Plus, Green Goblin can be attacked by punches, kicks, etc.
+How ya doin? At least up the fight scenes when its comes to guys like- the Green Goblin and Rhino!
Once, I took a picture of Brad Pitt...
We're best friends, we DM all the time.
The Marc Webb "good good got it great" gag gets me every time 😭😭😭😭
You know what other superhero movie had three villains? Batman and Robin
Magikrazy and yes ,the dark knight had 3 villains ,there's the joker ,two-face/harvey dent and that guy with his dogs ,that makes 3 !
Dragon 54321 also Scarecrow… and the mob…
Da Pumaface that's the first one
Batman, Robin and who? Who's the third?
MillywiggZ Depending on how you look at it, the film actually has TWO sets of 3 villains:
Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy and Bane
OR
Batman, Robin and Joel Schumacher
Dude, Times Square is only product placement.
It's 100% product placement year round...
That's why hollywood loves filming in new york.
as well as the Sony camera and laptops in almost every scene
As much as I hate this movie, I'm pretty sure some of the brands featured were just fair use, not sponsored deals.
If he never threw that calculator, the plot would of never moved forward.
As much as this movie was utter dog shit we still have to thank it for being so terrible that sony was forced to share the spider-man license with Marvel
Comic Panel good point
Comic Panel good point
good point
Comic Panel good point
Comic Panel eww a wild brony appeared.
"Shailene woodley is a good actress"
Like, are we acting like the entire Divergent series doesn't exist orrrr???
I'd be good with that
She was probably the best part of Divergent.
AllTheGood NamesWereTaken The Best Part was when the movie ended
That wasnt her fault lol. Remember the fault in our stars
My thoughts exactly 😂
4:43 - I like how that random cop sniper just has a .50 cal anti-material rifle for "safely" taking out a target in the middle of Times Square
A thing that really annoyed me was Andrew Garfield's portrayal of Peter. Its his weird movements of his head and facial expressions and his constant stammering. Its like hes trying too hard and makes me think its just fake cause no one does that in real life. I think this was especially so in Amazing Spider-Man when he tells Gwen his identity, the moment before that he does all those weird things and its just cringey to watch.
John Doe watch his interviews, he does that... and peter is an outcast, being different is Peter is... Weird smart dude...
@wivuyao your a joke
Good. Cut. Got it. Great. Good.
I don´t get it
I don´t get it
I finally figured out the clip Ralph uses in the review. For anyone that is curious, the riddle clip is from Kenny Vs Spenny.
You're doing God's work, son
the "sex chair"
It’s from the episode “First Guy To Touch The Ground Loses” from Season 5 of ‘Kenny vs Spenny’
Daniel Star
“ITS NOT A SEX CHAIR!”
- Spencer “Rape” Rice
16:10 timestamp
"this bitch cares about the story" *remembers the third divergent* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Marc Webb wasn't the reason this movie fell apart. It was because he barely had any involvement cause of the studio control.
Wow, this is definitely the only time I've heard Pharrell described as a "talentless hack".
How do you feel about that?
yeah i physically cringed when he said that lmao
I actually thought Ralph knew something about hip hop and music since he seems to be a kanye fan
@@user-ln5yo4ir9v If he’s a Kanye fan, than that alone is proof he has no taste in music.
@wivuyao Posts music video of himself thirsting over animated lolis
Defends it by saying animated lolis are one of his interests.
The song and video already made that *VERY* clear
This Movie isn't Amazing at all.
Why is "the" not in caps too?
Well in the comics it isn't so that's why.
the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN Oh.
Yeah, this movie sucks.
AVATAR STICKMAN
So...are you the Ahvatar Uhng?
5:56 that was hysterical
Max Candy I was XDing over that scene
I didn’t even realize 5:56 was supposed to be a joke. I thought they were actually arguing.
I thought that the whole time any time an arguing scene happened in Bay's Transformers between Labeouf and his parents was meant to be really arguing. It never came off to me as comedy.
*alright laundry sheriff*
22:27 timestamp to get back
Doesn't this scene serve as the at-home side of the conflict inherent in the movie's premise? Because Peter's hiding the fact that he has to wash the Spider-Man costume since he's keeping it secret that he's Spider-Man? Isn't that what this scene is doing from a narrative standpoint?
Watching this after homecoming is so satisfying
Dimensional Homecoming was amazing but ASM2 was better for me... Romance felt right, and it was beautiful, even though rhino was retardely placed and goblin was rushed...
Jack Lee Cool. That is interesting view you have. I have never seen or heard someone like this movie more than Homecoming.
I like Homecoming more, but can you please explain a bit more why you liked this movie more. I am very interested in your opinion. I like seeing things from a different perspective.
Emma J. Quinn Before I say anything, I give homecoming a 9.7 and ASM2 a 9.8... both amazing... anyways, ASM2 prob had the only good romance in ANY spiderman movie, and it had the best suit... no offense but the homecoming suit is absolutely retarded looking and it's too op... with all those gadgets, it legit felt like iron man 4. ASM2 was the closest to the comics from the 3 that I read, and Garfield was amazing... people think hes the best spiderman, and Tobey is the best Peter parker, but I think they are all good... but prefer Garfield cause he shows the most intelligence with his science stuff and innovations... I liked the part when spidey loses his suit from stark in homecoming, cause that creates challenge, that suit is legit op and it ruins my experience... ASM2 felt like a true spiderman movie, but it's still an awful movie because of the rhino and goblin, but everything else was beautifully made.... 9.8... asm2 made me mad, and happy, idk... the gwen and harry scenes (besides his goblin parts) just made the movie sooooo good...
I hated homecoming far more then this movie but the inner movie critic in me knows that homecoming is better then both amazing Spider-Man films still not as good as the original 3
Homecoming annoyed the shit out of me, like why the fuck did Iron Man had to do literally everything ?! I believe that in the comics peter did everything himself !!
Love going back through the old RTMM catalogue. I was 14 when this video came out, im 24 now, still laughing my ass off.
this morning I heard some guy in my class say "the amazing spiderman 2 is the best spiderman movie ever made" and "the only bad scene was Gwen's death" ...and everyone agreed with him.
dat-crazy-nut _ Oh bullshit! THIS MOVIE IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND IT REALLY FUCKING OFFENDS ME AS A SPIDER-MAN FAN! #spidermanhomecomingisoneofthebestspidermanfilmsofallfuckintimebitch
Thank god for Seth Rogan and friends getting spidey in the mcu, without them the hack wouldn’t of happened.
I hope that guy in your class gets help
@@Seras99 bruh
Kevin Luper Ok you caught me, that comment that I made last year was a bit of exaggeration. My new favorite spider-man film is the Spider verse film. Though if you wanted my real favorite Spider-Man film of all time when it comes to live action, it's really Spider-Man 2. Though I still think TASM 2 offends me as a spider-man fan.
Let’s not talk about how electro hasn’t got his gap between his teeth during his “transition that makes him a bad electric and bad”
The amazing spider man 2 many villains
Good 1
“Good good got it great” should be so overused its not funny but it gets funnier every single time
Something I just realized
"I'm VERY naked right now" really, who'd say VERY naked? It's not like he has layers of skin to make degrees of "nakedness". It's like saying "my hair's VERY black."
That's the joke...
is a fucking terrible joke
+Murcia doxial ok
Kind of like when women say they're "very pregnant." Either there's a baby inside that belly, or there isn't, you know?
canadmexi It's a joke. It's like saying, "I am way more naked than I want to be right now."
Not altogether that funny. But not really hard to understand either.
I so glad Andrew Garfield got his redemption in no way home
9 years later and I still don't understand why Ralph says Peter and Harry's friendship comes out of nowhere...Harry shows up, and they tell us directly into the camera "we are the goodest friends". Keep up Puke, I mean Ralph.
So it's will be 10 Years
Spider-Man Movies Ranked (imo):
8. Amazing Spider-Man 2
7. Amazing Spider-Man
6. Spider-Man 3
5. Spider-Man
4. Spider-Man: Far From Home
3. Spider-Man: Homecoming
2. Spider-Man 2
1. Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
Jackson DuCharme completely agree.
Jackson DuCharme nah I would say all of them are #1 besides spiderman 1... I give them all 10/10, spiderman 1 is like a 9.8/10.... it was good but not as good as the others
Jackson DuCharme Cool. My list is the exact same!
wtf
Yeh I agree
The laundry scene is where I walked out of the movie.
alright... laundry sheriff
Good man
I survived this chernobyl hiroshima nagazaki mixed juice in the for you part
Isn't that in Spider-Man 2?
@@boomoo2018 noo he's talking about that laundry scene in TASM 2
Just rewatched the Sam Raimi spiderman movies and although they are somewhat corny they are still charming and overall good movies. I realized that many later superhero movies especially in the DC and these ones are plagued by two things:
-Lack of a filmmaker with a vision
-Studio interference
The reason Tarantino is good is that he has great talent, but also that he only makes exactly whatever he wants to make with complete freedom which makes it interesting.
John Gunnerek I mean, the first two movies didn't age too gracefully, but the still have their moments (mostly Spider-Man 2002).
G-hod! Good-got-got it great good!
You took it outta my mouth.
I am a dead man, but somehow you have retained your mortality, which would mean you are Vulnerable to DEATH!
23:21 That whole conversation between Peter and Harry was just so cringey...and I've never even seen the movie.
It's nice to know where that "good good cut got it great!" Came from.
Lost it when Hans was like "HELP ME"
ughhmmm, ACTUALLY (in raspy nerd voice); if the pilot hits the yoke (steering column) it automatically disengages the autopilot. This is so that in the case of an emergency a pilot can just grab the yoke and/or throttle and take contol....
...
Im sorry. I'll go away now
It takes quite a bit of force though, like yanking-on-the-fucking-thing-force
SpiralZebra
Yeah not just leaning on it
It bugs me that the character in inglorious Bastards is damn near sobbing over the fact that people he doesn't know are going to be killed, but the 2 parents who won't see they're son again couldn't seem to care less.
Seriously, the trailer is better than the actual movie...
+Alp Gürhan Yalciner I know right. I'd rather watch the trailers over and over again for 2 hours than rather watch the movie itself.
"GYAH GAH GAH GOT IT GREAT"
"eat your breakfast"
*Hands Peter a turkey sandwich*
This is why ad-libs can be a bad idea
I don't care if I have watched this video so many times, this rant never gets old.
Probably one example that breaks the rule is the 'Frankenstein's Monster' scene in X-men First Class. The music helps build the suspense, and the music is amazing.
The conflict presented in this 2-part review is 20× more interesting, exciting, thrilling and compelling than the conflict in The Amazing Spider-Man 2
good good got it great good
👍
Tranny joseph joestar :3
Pharell actually is an all time great producer and has contributed alot to hip hop but like there was a three year period where he made happy and shit like this that was just the worst
It Girl 👧
19:25 that must be one heavy desk for spidey to handle!
My family prefers the new Spider-Man over the same rami version. I disagree.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 > All the other Spider-Mans plus Batman movies combined.
Sliq what about the dark knight?
Alexey Stolovoy The dark knight x1000 < Amazing Spider-Man 2 without audio.
***** fanboi confirmed?
+Fabian Valenzuela I think Tobey Maguire was an AMAZING Peter Parker, but weird as Spider-Man, and vice versa for Andrew Garfield.
There are many, many hats in this world. What possessed Pharrell to put that thing on his head?
The only good thing about Sony is PS4 (And the electrical appliances, i guess).
And the 1st trilogy
@@Dev-nr4dw get some mental help
And spider verse
So not the other PS consoles smh
@@royalfoil5413 I mean, I think its kind of implied.
"You're a FRAUD SPIDER-MAN NIIAAAAGH"
lost it
That kenny vs spenny bit tho
American Ghoul THANK YOU. I came here searching for a comment with that shows name in it.
I learned that Hans Zimmer composed the MW2 soundtrack . That is a kickass soundtrack. Thanks Ralph
Spider-Man 3 was way better then this movie.
And that sais alot.
Darkchief117 your an idiot
hockeysong
Not really, your just hating on my comment. I'm allowed to have my own opinion.
Darkchief117 how is an emo spider man better then the amazing spider 2, HOW?!
hockeysong
How is he emo in the movie? So just because he put his hair like that he's emo? Does he cut himself in the movie? No he does not, I don't understand why people are saying he's emo just because he puts his hair in that way so if I put my hair like that I'm emo? in fact if your saying he's emo because of that Harry in the amazing spider-man 2 does the same thing with his hair I guess he's emo then? Spider-Man 3 tried to be good with all of it's problems but the amazing spider-man 2 didn't even try the plot is all over the place in fact there's like maybe 5 plots all at once, Spider-Man is hardly in the movie at all it's more like a soap opera between Peter, Gwen and Harry.
Pharrell is amazing and his production is great he's also accomplished a lot musically I agree his music was lackluster for the soundtrack but he's not a talentless hack
Didn't even know pharrell did the soundtrack to this, he's one of the legends for Hip-Hop producers
Yeah I would have thought Skrillex worked on this film
20:50
Well in pharrel's defense, he composed the score for despicable me, which was pretty decent.
Maybe he just didn't care.
am I the only one that laughed when Gwen died?
i was with friends at the movies and i burst out laughing "PHHHT SHE DED" they were not pleased.
Tristan Gray yeah
Tristan Gray I cry every fucking time
The *CRACK* gets me every time XD
I agree dat splat sound made me lol XD
“So everyone in this city knows how it feels to live in my world… a world without SPIDER-MAN”
Very homoerotic, thank you.
Man…. That opening scene from inglorious basterds still gives me chills