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  • Опубликовано: 25 мар 2020
  • It's been a while since someone gave us a ride on the hood of their car, but here we go.
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Комментарии • 752

  • @SADBMOSCOW
    @SADBMOSCOW  Год назад +1

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  • @flyingdutchman123321
    @flyingdutchman123321 4 года назад +541

    "if it looks like a duck, it's probably a duck" man that botox is surreal

    • @silnicnipirat
      @silnicnipirat 4 года назад +40

      Can not understand why women like it... It is disgusting.

    • @selli69
      @selli69 4 года назад +15

      They injected it in her nose also.. Accidentially maybe.. XD

    • @andynixon2820
      @andynixon2820 4 года назад +28

      I think she got so angry because she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror and realised she looked ridiculous .

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri 4 года назад +18

      It certainly quacks like a duck.

    • @beverleykowalewski6645
      @beverleykowalewski6645 4 года назад +9

      FUGLY thing!

  • @fanpage9142
    @fanpage9142 4 года назад +233

    Road is wide too, people dont walk on it - I love this cop :D.

    • @lamarw7757
      @lamarw7757 4 года назад +7

      That was said by SADB, not the cop. The cop is one of the douchebags.

    • @k-rj740
      @k-rj740 4 года назад +29

      @@lamarw7757 It do seem it was the cop that said it.

    • @proxima5951
      @proxima5951 4 года назад +15

      @@lamarw7757 its the cop, look at his mouth

    • @tochka832
      @tochka832 4 года назад +16

      @@lamarw7757 russian here, - that was said by a traffic police officer

    • @williamdolyniuk7804
      @williamdolyniuk7804 2 года назад +1

      Unknown errors stupidest piggeys.

  • @MrJess-el8ku
    @MrJess-el8ku 4 года назад +327

    This video started to show folks immediately, that you shouldn't go for plastic surgery...😳

    • @beakytzw
      @beakytzw 4 года назад +10

      She must be the original Bride of Frankenstein!!!

    • @SneakyBadAssOG
      @SneakyBadAssOG 4 года назад +14

      I think brain surgery would be more fitting.

    • @arvidien5533
      @arvidien5533 4 года назад +5

      Botox poster girl! Also represents Krispy Kreme.

    • @dolphhandcreme
      @dolphhandcreme 4 года назад +2

      She's a german politician: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudia_Roth
      ;-)

    • @mjusiqtube
      @mjusiqtube 4 года назад +2

      Or use her hairdresser. Fat face and fat botox lips need a well thought out haircut and coloring. Can do miracles even for a she-beast.

  • @paulotheman8734
    @paulotheman8734 4 года назад +207

    lady on the phone: Call my friend Putin, tell him to bring tanks.

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 4 года назад +25

      Wait until Putin finds out she was driving on his side walk!

    • @user-hg6dz4gm9p
      @user-hg6dz4gm9p 4 года назад +5

      These two comments are legendary.

    • @3dkiller
      @3dkiller 4 года назад +1

      hahahaahahha

  • @girlsdrinkfeck
    @girlsdrinkfeck 4 года назад +233

    That's what happened to soviet Russia.. She ate it

    • @Chris-si2tj
      @Chris-si2tj 4 года назад +3

      girlsdrinkfeck cool pfp!!!!!

    • @HygorMayrink666
      @HygorMayrink666 4 года назад +3

      AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

    • @afilina
      @afilina 3 года назад +3

      And then had an allergic reaction to it. That's why her lips are so swelled.

  • @RandysRides
    @RandysRides 4 года назад +62

    lol...Dig that cop's casual stance on it..."The road is wide, too, and pedestrians don't WALK on it" hahahaha Here's your ticket along with your stickers. Thanks for playing !!

  • @joefairplay2837
    @joefairplay2837 4 года назад +77

    Russian Cop: "The streets are wide too but people don't walk in them."

    • @walker3551
      @walker3551 4 года назад +7

      Joe Fairplay that’s a bad misquote, streets can be walked in and that would be an invalid response, the cop said the roads are wide but people don’t walk in them, more punch to his point

    • @ingvarz7468
      @ingvarz7468 4 года назад

      he said the highway is big too... but you don't see people walking on the highway.

    • @MichaelMusou
      @MichaelMusou 4 года назад

      @Papi Kink I saw it but still gave a thumbs up, you're wrong :D

  • @chechanrevolution992
    @chechanrevolution992 4 года назад +86

    You should have recorded the woman’s reaction to the ticket lol. I would have paid to watch it.

  • @slomo7951
    @slomo7951 4 года назад +208

    If this is the 'after' plastic surgery then just imagine the 'before'.

    • @londomollari7889
      @londomollari7889 4 года назад +8

      She is probably Armenian. So to say, something like extremely low tier Kim Kardashian.

    • @TheSpeedfreak665
      @TheSpeedfreak665 4 года назад +1

      😬

    • @grammargestapo6654
      @grammargestapo6654 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @Smurphenstein
      @Smurphenstein 4 года назад +4

      I believe they call it making a silk purse out of a sow's ear. More like lipstick on a pig in my opinion.

    • @SylvanApe
      @SylvanApe 4 года назад +4

      Thanks, I needed a sleepless night of vomiting.

  • @Wulfrune
    @Wulfrune 4 года назад +41

    Ahh yes, her lips reminded me, I must buy a new inner tube for my truck.

    • @SouthwesternEagle
      @SouthwesternEagle 4 года назад +1

      Oh JESUS! X'D

    • @benji.B-side
      @benji.B-side 4 года назад

      Haha One of the best comments on this video. Love it, Respect!!

  • @laurasanchez7105
    @laurasanchez7105 4 года назад +21

    "Sit on the bottle" LOL

  • @MrMecc
    @MrMecc 4 года назад +14

    “The road is wide too. But pedestrians don’t walk on it.” Man that was PERFECT. I wish I could have seen the penguins face when he said that to HER. 🤣✊🏾🤣

    • @gabrielbartos-ou2uy
      @gabrielbartos-ou2uy Год назад

      BRAVO , ich sage die hat Schnauze wie ein Garagentor... Grüsse aus Düsseldorf

  • @dampaul13
    @dampaul13 4 года назад +11

    "Doesn't matter if it's 20 or 30 meters wide. Not allowed. The road is wide, too. But pedestrians don't walk on it."
    Love that response.

  • @DiskoKDiskoL
    @DiskoKDiskoL 4 года назад +52

    1:09 "go teach your wife how to cook soup" I want that on a shirt

    • @readytogo6569
      @readytogo6569 4 года назад +2

      Alen Vidović I don’t even understand what that means! 🤪

    • @Zep-Dev
      @Zep-Dev 4 года назад +4

      @@readytogo6569 It means he whoever did not eat soup as a child, has not grown...So it’s kinda calling a married man, an infantile idiot...

    • @TheBooban
      @TheBooban 4 года назад +4

      Ze Ep No Soup for You!

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 4 года назад +4

      That wasn't even an insult. It'd be a genuinely nice thing to do lol now you get soup for lunch and you did something for your wife. Win-win.

    • @user-qm1tl3sz4i
      @user-qm1tl3sz4i 4 года назад +3

      @@readytogo6569 if the amateur begins to teach a professional. For example, an amateur gamer teaches a professional gamer how to play computer games. In this case, the profi says: “go teach your wife how to cook a soup”, because usually women cook food much better than men.

  • @joezullo7792
    @joezullo7792 2 года назад +3

    The final shot of the empty sidewalk says it all -- "Mission Accomplished". You guys are courageous, tactful, and unrelenting.

  • @mrFoolish565
    @mrFoolish565 4 года назад +79

    Stop harrassing Jabba, please!! Has feelings too

  • @lucasgeissmann577
    @lucasgeissmann577 4 года назад +40

    Thankz Kiril and Team for your sarkasm and making me laugh this time in Quarantäne at home. Hope u all stay healthy

  • @MarinusMakesStuff
    @MarinusMakesStuff 4 года назад +7

    I'm happy that despite being annoyed the officer still wrote the ticket. Good job.

  • @kenisnedeker6024
    @kenisnedeker6024 4 года назад +4

    Wow, the audacity of people. How can people be like this? I am thankful that you guys do this because honestly, you are WAY WAY more polite than I would be. Public shaming is something that should be done to these idiots!
    Keep up the good work!!

  • @lemster101
    @lemster101 4 года назад +4

    Another job well done. Good job on the police officer too, explaining to the guy in clear terms that it doesn't matter how wide a sidewalk is.

  • @Carrierdlr1
    @Carrierdlr1 4 года назад +26

    There’s nothing better than having a recording of what happened, you knew the old short lady which the white wig on was going to lie!!!

  • @bloodyliar
    @bloodyliar 4 года назад +101

    She needs a new Botox surgeon, it looks like he hit everywhere else before he got the lips

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 4 года назад +14

      Looks like a bee attack victim

    • @tc1817
      @tc1817 4 года назад +6

      Botox is not injected into lips. yaluronic acid is. It helps increase volume in your lips. Collagen, once the most common dermal filler, is used less often today. Now you know.

    • @MrBeevee5
      @MrBeevee5 4 года назад +7

      I thought it was a guy trying to look like a girl.

    • @kateracme
      @kateracme 4 года назад

      this is gold!

    • @gregtaylor6146
      @gregtaylor6146 4 года назад +1

      @Small Chungus ....nope, animals are beautiful !!!

  • @MiJoPaFo
    @MiJoPaFo 4 года назад +35

    Everything about the blonde is the opposite to small.... EVERYTHING!

  • @Draganarh
    @Draganarh 4 года назад +11

    Sit on the bottle, made my day :D

    • @govaert7
      @govaert7 3 года назад

      Kirill served that arrogant prick very well!

  • @xccxvindaloo
    @xccxvindaloo 4 года назад +18

    Everybody’s a ‘victim’ including all the law breaking schmucks!! 😜🤣

  • @exterminateurdeverminesetd1272
    @exterminateurdeverminesetd1272 4 года назад +1

    Once again, our man Kirill Bunin was there to safe the place !! What a great man! I love this man

  • @FlipOver
    @FlipOver 4 года назад +3

    9:34 the guy said what most XHams think, the cop replied perfectly!
    *Awesome job, guys!*

  • @sammybubba176
    @sammybubba176 4 года назад +14

    7:56 - oh my god! she is wearing two different shoes! probably couldn't see the difference over her protruding lips.

  • @MaxMineur
    @MaxMineur 4 года назад +2

    Love the lighthearted and positive attitudes in the beginning of the video

  • @goranjovic1984
    @goranjovic1984 3 года назад +3

    Ljudi, vi ste moji IDOLI....Pozdrav s Balkana (Hrvatska)

  • @bartekenterprice5086
    @bartekenterprice5086 4 года назад +3

    Kiril is becoming more badass every episode :D Great job you are doing there. Changing not only russians sidewalks but also their minds :)

  • @Slikx666
    @Slikx666 4 года назад +1

    That is a nice clear sidewalk, no messy cars on it. 👍

  • @jimmy6700
    @jimmy6700 4 года назад +13

    Love these vids!
    Greetings from Denmark!

  • @Vietimhrdj
    @Vietimhrdj 4 года назад +2

    I can’t get enough of this channel!!!

  • @jmjosemora16
    @jmjosemora16 4 года назад +3

    Haven’t watched a video of yours in a while. Glad you guys still do not disappoint. Be safe out there brothas!!
    Much love from California

  • @solidacid1337
    @solidacid1337 4 года назад +3

    Perfect timing! I was JUST checking youtube, hoping there would be anew SADB video! it's been here for less than a minute!

  • @darthwithit417
    @darthwithit417 4 года назад +2

    Man you guys had a chance to catch a Jynx! You really should brought some extra-roomy pokeballs!

  • @chahid780
    @chahid780 4 года назад +1

    You are heroes, thank you

  • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
    @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 4 года назад +42

    Does that woman know that she's got two life preservers glued on to where her mouth should be?
    Imagine spending money on surgery and you end up looking like an inflatable mattress!
    “Here. Show your pretty faces.”
    Only if you cover yours, lady!

    • @readytogo6569
      @readytogo6569 4 года назад +3

      The Artist Formally Known As Shitlord Two life preservers where her mouth should be! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BeamerTheFox
      @BeamerTheFox 4 года назад

      I bet if she took a ride on a motorcycle they would flap an beat her silly lmao

    • @tedatwork2343
      @tedatwork2343 Год назад

      It looks like her lips were stung by 20 bees.

  • @kingjoedirt1334
    @kingjoedirt1334 4 года назад +1

    Hilarious w the Botched title!!!! Keep up the good work men and women.

  • @1800mexicano
    @1800mexicano 4 года назад +3

    The cow in the thumbnail though lmao

  • @victorvondoom968
    @victorvondoom968 4 года назад

    « Sit on the bottle! » 😂😂👌

  • @dragoboxinggym446
    @dragoboxinggym446 4 года назад +1

    "Standing on the sidewalk with a neat speak
    Comes a woman with a big beak " :)

  • @vejet
    @vejet 3 года назад

    "You'll get what's coming to you with all these games..."
    "I haven't played on a computer for a long time."
    Another classic one-liner from Kirill 😂

  • @rappers5719
    @rappers5719 4 года назад +2

    Bravo guys!

  • @girlsdrinkfeck
    @girlsdrinkfeck 4 года назад +10

    Lady gaga really let herself go

  • @ascher40
    @ascher40 3 года назад +1

    "Quack, Quack, Quack!!" lol

  • @toninho7307
    @toninho7307 4 года назад +1

    still admiring your patience...

  • @f0t0b0y
    @f0t0b0y 4 года назад +10

    Hands down the coolest Russians in the world. 🙌🏼🤘🏼🍺

  • @wizetek
    @wizetek 4 года назад +2

    Awesome. Thanks for posting.

  • @petarpetrovic3656
    @petarpetrovic3656 4 года назад +4

    So... if Batman have batmobile, penguin have... cadillac? 🤔
    Good work guys, greetings from Serbia. Привет 🍻

  • @Peter56Persson
    @Peter56Persson 2 года назад +1

    Great video, one of the best! Thanks!

  • @UncleMatt69
    @UncleMatt69 4 года назад +2

    ATTACK OF THE BLEACH BLONDE BLOB !

  • @debarents5577
    @debarents5577 4 года назад +1

    I liked the police for the first time. He answered like Kiril would do...hehehe

  • @lagunalibre117
    @lagunalibre117 4 года назад +1

    That last guy arguing about the wide trottoir got served by the officer, well done! Where is batman when you need it btw? Haha!

  • @emmanuelgilbert1960
    @emmanuelgilbert1960 4 года назад +2

    Awesome work 👏

  • @Vanman-ed9og
    @Vanman-ed9og 4 года назад +1

    Trust me said the person taking her money, you will look lovely 😂😂😂😂

  • @Talking-Monkey
    @Talking-Monkey 4 года назад +1

    Kirill is in this....Ok I will watch lol

  • @rastachech1375
    @rastachech1375 4 года назад +2

    Botched... lmao. Spasiba from Spain. You are awesome!

  • @warlockjmn
    @warlockjmn 4 года назад +2

    "Go teach your wife how to cook soup." Lolz!!

  • @readytogo6569
    @readytogo6569 4 года назад +2

    Great job, as always❣️💕

  • @Smurphenstein
    @Smurphenstein 4 года назад +1

    The footpath seemed remarkably clear afterward. A SADB miracle!

  • @shoogagoo
    @shoogagoo 4 года назад +2

    That was the biggest platypus I've ever seen!

  • @johnflynn4923
    @johnflynn4923 4 года назад +1

    Nice haircut. One way of bringing back the mullet...

  • @sepride5495
    @sepride5495 4 года назад +1

    Love this chanel...indonesia here...nice job guys

  • @carlhamer3762
    @carlhamer3762 4 года назад +12

    She should see a doctor, I think she's having a severe allergic reaction to something...

    • @jw8687
      @jw8687 4 года назад +1

      And she looks in the mirror and she thinks she's hot.....🤮

  • @casual-zq6uh
    @casual-zq6uh 4 года назад +2

    I see the thumbnail and I know it's going to be a good episode

  • @667mumble
    @667mumble 4 года назад +2

    I find it funny how some drivers they can clearly see you're in front of their car, continue to drive to the point they almost run you over so you have to jump on their hood to avoid being run over, and yet the driver gets angry at YOU for being almost run over by them!!!

  • @drazvannn
    @drazvannn 4 года назад

    That store manager really hates you guys! 🤣

  • @Rufusdos
    @Rufusdos 4 года назад +1

    Good work as always lads.

  • @3kcc
    @3kcc 4 года назад +1

    Very well done, guys

  • @simonrook5743
    @simonrook5743 4 года назад

    Another great video, keep up the good work!
    Just for a bit of fun, while you were talking to the cop you could only see ROSPA of the Eurospar sign, in the UK ROSPA is the ROyal Society for the Prevention of Accidents!

  • @conejopestilente
    @conejopestilente 4 года назад +3

    Oh the irony, being called a "pig" by Miss Piggy herself.

  • @paulirish972
    @paulirish972 4 года назад

    It seems that SCHMUCK is a universal word. LOL

  • @Jeppe.P.Bjerget
    @Jeppe.P.Bjerget 4 года назад

    Great job. People is acting like crazy , and it seems that people in the 50-60 is the worst driver. I wish you all the best, and hope you get a great weekend. Best wishes from Jan

  • @marksavage618
    @marksavage618 4 года назад +1

    Oh boy, that lady who hit the two pedestrians parks close to the store very often

  • @viktoratamaani3784
    @viktoratamaani3784 4 года назад +3

    Hah hah..., good works boys.., and hello from Finland!

  • @allspooledup2584
    @allspooledup2584 3 года назад

    “Go teach your wife how to cook soup” Now that’s a first for this channel lol

  • @vooveks
    @vooveks 4 года назад

    Fish lipped lady: “Call the guys”
    Speaking clock: “at the beep, it will be 4:36pm...”

  • @1252PFC
    @1252PFC 4 года назад +1

    Good job guys.

  • @akshaysalunke245
    @akshaysalunke245 4 года назад +2

    Your guy's doing good job love from india mumbai

  • @Hundo520
    @Hundo520 4 года назад

    great channel much love from the states

  • @bartek1980ful
    @bartek1980ful 4 года назад +2

    Ooooo Looks great from the intro!!!!!

  • @peterburke5174
    @peterburke5174 2 года назад +1

    Krili ( I hope I spelt that right) you told a man to sit on a bottle, you are a bad boy lol.

  • @flemmingjensen119
    @flemmingjensen119 4 года назад +1

    Whe dont have those problems in denmark but I think its cool your standing up too peoble like that😁

  • @randeraad
    @randeraad 4 года назад

    "Go teach you wife how to cook soup". lol

  • @GreasyTrout
    @GreasyTrout 4 года назад +1

    "go teach your wife how to make soup"
    What a mad lad xD

  • @appurusosu
    @appurusosu 4 года назад +1

    Wow. Such a good quality camera you guys got

  • @paulhammersley4562
    @paulhammersley4562 4 года назад +1

    nice work, well done,

  • @kurohyouka2922
    @kurohyouka2922 4 года назад +1

    respect guys keep it up

  • @penmann4003
    @penmann4003 4 года назад

    "Botched Ride" how very fitting to that thumbnail haha

  • @hadjesti
    @hadjesti 3 года назад

    The road is wide too but pedestrian don’t walk on it. Epic

  • @dillonthomas1879
    @dillonthomas1879 4 года назад +3

    keep up the good work.

  • @Lilla_garaget
    @Lilla_garaget 4 года назад +3

    I love SADB

  • @pipiramirez9470
    @pipiramirez9470 4 года назад +3

    I didn't know Baba Yaga started driving.

  • @kostasplevrakis1589
    @kostasplevrakis1589 4 года назад +1

    Good job. Greetings from Greece.

  • @DrSlippyFist86
    @DrSlippyFist86 2 года назад +3

    I will never ever understand why people think that disgusting botox is appealing. It's absolutely appalling!

  • @steveclassic
    @steveclassic 4 года назад +1

    Great Job! :)

  • @tubehound8
    @tubehound8 4 года назад +1

    Keep up the struggle and stay safe