Botched Ride
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- Опубликовано: 25 мар 2020
- It's been a while since someone gave us a ride on the hood of their car, but here we go.
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"if it looks like a duck, it's probably a duck" man that botox is surreal
Can not understand why women like it... It is disgusting.
They injected it in her nose also.. Accidentially maybe.. XD
I think she got so angry because she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror and realised she looked ridiculous .
It certainly quacks like a duck.
FUGLY thing!
Road is wide too, people dont walk on it - I love this cop :D.
That was said by SADB, not the cop. The cop is one of the douchebags.
@@lamarw7757 It do seem it was the cop that said it.
@@lamarw7757 its the cop, look at his mouth
@@lamarw7757 russian here, - that was said by a traffic police officer
Unknown errors stupidest piggeys.
This video started to show folks immediately, that you shouldn't go for plastic surgery...😳
She must be the original Bride of Frankenstein!!!
I think brain surgery would be more fitting.
Botox poster girl! Also represents Krispy Kreme.
She's a german politician: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudia_Roth
;-)
Or use her hairdresser. Fat face and fat botox lips need a well thought out haircut and coloring. Can do miracles even for a she-beast.
lady on the phone: Call my friend Putin, tell him to bring tanks.
Wait until Putin finds out she was driving on his side walk!
These two comments are legendary.
hahahaahahha
That's what happened to soviet Russia.. She ate it
girlsdrinkfeck cool pfp!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
And then had an allergic reaction to it. That's why her lips are so swelled.
lol...Dig that cop's casual stance on it..."The road is wide, too, and pedestrians don't WALK on it" hahahaha Here's your ticket along with your stickers. Thanks for playing !!
Russian Cop: "The streets are wide too but people don't walk in them."
Joe Fairplay that’s a bad misquote, streets can be walked in and that would be an invalid response, the cop said the roads are wide but people don’t walk in them, more punch to his point
he said the highway is big too... but you don't see people walking on the highway.
@Papi Kink I saw it but still gave a thumbs up, you're wrong :D
You should have recorded the woman’s reaction to the ticket lol. I would have paid to watch it.
If this is the 'after' plastic surgery then just imagine the 'before'.
She is probably Armenian. So to say, something like extremely low tier Kim Kardashian.
😬
😂😂
I believe they call it making a silk purse out of a sow's ear. More like lipstick on a pig in my opinion.
Thanks, I needed a sleepless night of vomiting.
Ahh yes, her lips reminded me, I must buy a new inner tube for my truck.
Oh JESUS! X'D
Haha One of the best comments on this video. Love it, Respect!!
"Sit on the bottle" LOL
“The road is wide too. But pedestrians don’t walk on it.” Man that was PERFECT. I wish I could have seen the penguins face when he said that to HER. 🤣✊🏾🤣
BRAVO , ich sage die hat Schnauze wie ein Garagentor... Grüsse aus Düsseldorf
"Doesn't matter if it's 20 or 30 meters wide. Not allowed. The road is wide, too. But pedestrians don't walk on it."
Love that response.
Bravo, das ist eine gute aussage, , Grüsse aus Düsseldorf
1:09 "go teach your wife how to cook soup" I want that on a shirt
Alen Vidović I don’t even understand what that means! 🤪
@@readytogo6569 It means he whoever did not eat soup as a child, has not grown...So it’s kinda calling a married man, an infantile idiot...
Ze Ep No Soup for You!
That wasn't even an insult. It'd be a genuinely nice thing to do lol now you get soup for lunch and you did something for your wife. Win-win.
@@readytogo6569 if the amateur begins to teach a professional. For example, an amateur gamer teaches a professional gamer how to play computer games. In this case, the profi says: “go teach your wife how to cook a soup”, because usually women cook food much better than men.
The final shot of the empty sidewalk says it all -- "Mission Accomplished". You guys are courageous, tactful, and unrelenting.
Stop harrassing Jabba, please!! Has feelings too
lol!
Jabba? I thought it was Shrek...
I thought it was the Cloverfield Monster.
Botox the Hutt
Mrs. Jabba
Thankz Kiril and Team for your sarkasm and making me laugh this time in Quarantäne at home. Hope u all stay healthy
I'm happy that despite being annoyed the officer still wrote the ticket. Good job.
Wow, the audacity of people. How can people be like this? I am thankful that you guys do this because honestly, you are WAY WAY more polite than I would be. Public shaming is something that should be done to these idiots!
Keep up the good work!!
Another job well done. Good job on the police officer too, explaining to the guy in clear terms that it doesn't matter how wide a sidewalk is.
There’s nothing better than having a recording of what happened, you knew the old short lady which the white wig on was going to lie!!!
The ripped jeans make her legs sooo sexy...urrp...sorry I just threw up a little bit.
@Alt Swede you need Thor
She needs a new Botox surgeon, it looks like he hit everywhere else before he got the lips
Looks like a bee attack victim
Botox is not injected into lips. yaluronic acid is. It helps increase volume in your lips. Collagen, once the most common dermal filler, is used less often today. Now you know.
I thought it was a guy trying to look like a girl.
this is gold!
@Small Chungus ....nope, animals are beautiful !!!
Everything about the blonde is the opposite to small.... EVERYTHING!
Not her IQ.
You're right! Even my disgust on her...
Sit on the bottle, made my day :D
Kirill served that arrogant prick very well!
Everybody’s a ‘victim’ including all the law breaking schmucks!! 😜🤣
Once again, our man Kirill Bunin was there to safe the place !! What a great man! I love this man
9:34 the guy said what most XHams think, the cop replied perfectly!
*Awesome job, guys!*
7:56 - oh my god! she is wearing two different shoes! probably couldn't see the difference over her protruding lips.
I did not even notice that, good eye.
Love the lighthearted and positive attitudes in the beginning of the video
Ljudi, vi ste moji IDOLI....Pozdrav s Balkana (Hrvatska)
Kiril is becoming more badass every episode :D Great job you are doing there. Changing not only russians sidewalks but also their minds :)
That is a nice clear sidewalk, no messy cars on it. 👍
Love these vids!
Greetings from Denmark!
I can’t get enough of this channel!!!
Haven’t watched a video of yours in a while. Glad you guys still do not disappoint. Be safe out there brothas!!
Much love from California
Perfect timing! I was JUST checking youtube, hoping there would be anew SADB video! it's been here for less than a minute!
Man you guys had a chance to catch a Jynx! You really should brought some extra-roomy pokeballs!
You are heroes, thank you
Does that woman know that she's got two life preservers glued on to where her mouth should be?
Imagine spending money on surgery and you end up looking like an inflatable mattress!
“Here. Show your pretty faces.”
Only if you cover yours, lady!
The Artist Formally Known As Shitlord Two life preservers where her mouth should be! 🤣🤣🤣
I bet if she took a ride on a motorcycle they would flap an beat her silly lmao
It looks like her lips were stung by 20 bees.
Hilarious w the Botched title!!!! Keep up the good work men and women.
The cow in the thumbnail though lmao
« Sit on the bottle! » 😂😂👌
"Standing on the sidewalk with a neat speak
Comes a woman with a big beak " :)
"You'll get what's coming to you with all these games..."
"I haven't played on a computer for a long time."
Another classic one-liner from Kirill 😂
Bravo guys!
Lady gaga really let herself go
"Quack, Quack, Quack!!" lol
still admiring your patience...
Hands down the coolest Russians in the world. 🙌🏼🤘🏼🍺
Awesome. Thanks for posting.
So... if Batman have batmobile, penguin have... cadillac? 🤔
Good work guys, greetings from Serbia. Привет 🍻
Great video, one of the best! Thanks!
ATTACK OF THE BLEACH BLONDE BLOB !
I liked the police for the first time. He answered like Kiril would do...hehehe
That last guy arguing about the wide trottoir got served by the officer, well done! Where is batman when you need it btw? Haha!
Awesome work 👏
Trust me said the person taking her money, you will look lovely 😂😂😂😂
Kirill is in this....Ok I will watch lol
Botched... lmao. Spasiba from Spain. You are awesome!
"Go teach your wife how to cook soup." Lolz!!
Great job, as always❣️💕
The footpath seemed remarkably clear afterward. A SADB miracle!
That was the biggest platypus I've ever seen!
Nice haircut. One way of bringing back the mullet...
Love this chanel...indonesia here...nice job guys
She should see a doctor, I think she's having a severe allergic reaction to something...
And she looks in the mirror and she thinks she's hot.....🤮
I see the thumbnail and I know it's going to be a good episode
I find it funny how some drivers they can clearly see you're in front of their car, continue to drive to the point they almost run you over so you have to jump on their hood to avoid being run over, and yet the driver gets angry at YOU for being almost run over by them!!!
That store manager really hates you guys! 🤣
Good work as always lads.
Very well done, guys
Another great video, keep up the good work!
Just for a bit of fun, while you were talking to the cop you could only see ROSPA of the Eurospar sign, in the UK ROSPA is the ROyal Society for the Prevention of Accidents!
Oh the irony, being called a "pig" by Miss Piggy herself.
It seems that SCHMUCK is a universal word. LOL
Great job. People is acting like crazy , and it seems that people in the 50-60 is the worst driver. I wish you all the best, and hope you get a great weekend. Best wishes from Jan
Oh boy, that lady who hit the two pedestrians parks close to the store very often
Hah hah..., good works boys.., and hello from Finland!
“Go teach your wife how to cook soup” Now that’s a first for this channel lol
Fish lipped lady: “Call the guys”
Speaking clock: “at the beep, it will be 4:36pm...”
Good job guys.
Your guy's doing good job love from india mumbai
great channel much love from the states
Ooooo Looks great from the intro!!!!!
Krili ( I hope I spelt that right) you told a man to sit on a bottle, you are a bad boy lol.
Whe dont have those problems in denmark but I think its cool your standing up too peoble like that😁
"Go teach you wife how to cook soup". lol
"go teach your wife how to make soup"
What a mad lad xD
Wow. Such a good quality camera you guys got
nice work, well done,
respect guys keep it up
"Botched Ride" how very fitting to that thumbnail haha
The road is wide too but pedestrian don’t walk on it. Epic
keep up the good work.
I love SADB
I didn't know Baba Yaga started driving.
Good job. Greetings from Greece.
I will never ever understand why people think that disgusting botox is appealing. It's absolutely appalling!
Bravo, die sieht schräge aus. Grüsse aus Düsseldorf
Great Job! :)
Keep up the struggle and stay safe