I live on West coast, my father lives in Florida. Guess where the layovers are, when I'm flying there. Yep, it's Atlanta, Dallas & Charlotte ~95% of the time.
Years ago I was looking to use Amtrak to travel from MS to Dallas, TX. They said I'd have to leave Jackson and go to Atlanta, then up to Chicago (no direct service to Dallas from Atlanta), and then go to Dallas. And the price was amazing. I flew. It was cheaper. But I STILL had to go to Atlanta first.
The trick with southern genies is you've gotta make southern wishes like: "I wish that every beer I touch turned ice cold instantly." "I wish that diesel would always be $2 cheaper than regular gasoline at every gas station I visit." "I wish that there were no taxes on cigarettes."
In that case, bugs won't stop bothering you until you try to leave actual poop around your house. Genies always take metaphors incorrectly, so leave them out of your wishes.
Me too 😂I had to replay that part. I sometimes casually talk about Publix to people in other states and I get the weirdest looks. Me and my family call it the “pub”
That is the North Southern Genie,as it comes from a gravy boat,the Central Southern genie uses a well seasoned cast iron skillet,and the most southern,the Alabama genie,which comes out of a deep fried.
When he said he wished Tennessee would win a national championship, I busted out laughing. As a Vols fan, I feel the pain, humor, and frustration in that joke, lol.
I've played enough D&D to know that anytime you are dealing with wishes from a Genie, expect that the Genie will monkeypaw the wishes badly. You need a lawyer to deal with a Genie.
@@WWZenaDo If I were your DM, I'd grant that wish... by making the bones of Thomas Jefferson (Or one of the other founding fathers who worked on both the US and a few state constitutions) appear in front of you. Oh, and by the way, you're not supposed to have his bones, so good luck with the cops.
"oh that's a lie, that stuff never goes bad"...according to my granny you are 100% correct, I swear she had some original "Richardson-Vicks VapoRub" from the 1920s in her medicine cabinet. Probably passed down to her from her mother.
@@unbrysonabletga6017 dude I couldn’t stop laughing over that line, hope the next UT football coach gets things in order and the Vols win more than 3 or 4 games next season
@@unbrysonabletga6017 dude same, and I can’t wait to see Bailey be the starter since Jarrett “I throw interceptions for fun” guarantano transferred from Tennessee
He could have said Dallas or O'hare. But that would be cruel. Try driving from The Costco DC on I85 Fairbourn to trader Joe's DC off GA 400 in 1hr. At 300 PM any day. Atlanta. I couldn't do it either.
Lady :I wish I could fly. Genie: "poof" here you are (hands over a stack of paperwork ) here's your pilots license, 25,000 flight hours and type certification for every aircraft type in the world including fighter jets...and I threw in that you're a good pilot too.
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@deepsleep7822 Since jesus and the jesus story is the LIE of “THOSE” from Israel, who translated the Hebrew into the English Bible, to deceive you and deny you Salvation, and “THEY” swore an OATH to do so, and what I shared PROVES that, but you get back to your “video”, I’m sure the “video” is way more important than Salvation
Genies and Jin have been tricksters since the beginning It was children story's that changed it around slightly over the many years of storytelling. In fact, the moral of the story was always "be careful what you wish for". Gradually changed to the wisher getting what they wished for with no mishaps other than the deceit that came with the wishes, pretty much "be happy with what you have" became the message. Strange isn't it? This skit was pretty damn funny though!!!! 😂🤣
MommaYo O’Hare is crazy big! It’s too big! I landed there on my way to Spokane and had an hour lay over, so I got on the motorized sidewalk and rode it for 30 minutes, had to get on the other way and go back to catch my flight, and I never even made it to the corner of the building! It could take many hours to go from one end of that building to the other, maybe days! even on the motorized sidewalk!
alphagt62 | I feel ya ~ try (and failing) getting from one end of that nightmare to the other with 3 kids after your flight was late landing, and you only have minutes to catch your connection. THAT airport was always a big downer on any vacation. A few times they held the plane and put us on a cart with the driver speeding thru thru the airport and us hanging on for dear life 😳
"I can't make everybody drive the right direction, in a Walmart parking lot." Should've added, or stop 'those people', using up more than one space in the lot either.
Had a good laugh.. thanks.... I remember first time working in Elkhart indiana and seeing every weekend garage sale, but nothing on the yard. One day, I asked about the garage sale, he said it’s inside, we don’t put our stuff on the lawn its to cold.. Yes it was 23 degrees... Downey California
If something that need a bit of taste, I mentioned that ths needs to be Paula Deened a bit. Or if it is too buttery I would say "you paula deened this to much"
No y’all is a mixture between you and all. Being from Florida (well the South in general) y’all is used by almost everyone. Same thing with the word ain’t (which is like isn’t or aren’t)
You could use Y'all as kind of an exclamation us all, sure. The beauty of it is that you don't have to ask. If you're wrong and someone calls you on it, then you just tell them "Bless your heart" and all's good.
I really enjoyed the one about getting a driver's license in the south. I am in Texas and the interaction with the new Texas driver is scarily too true.
Been in Knoxville my whole life. Born at UTMC. Went to UT. So did my mother and her father. I'm even making my service dog a "Service Vol" checkerboard vest for game days. I fully support that last wish as well. GB🍊
My husband is forever grateful that he somehow married a native Southerner that doesn't do monograms, chevrons or door signs 🤣 he also never gets sweet tea (never liked), so there's a tradeoff for everything.
@@GaryOfPallet Southern hick pronunciation of Georgia. Just like the hillybilly pronunciation of Rutherfordton here in WNC sounds like rawlfuhton. I personally don't see how they get rawlfuhton out of it but they manage somehow. I will however give up that Rutherfordton does NOT roll off the tongue easily lol.
😆 I literally HOLLERED when he told her she had to go through Atlanta!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 My daughter was flying home (Houston TX) from Tokyo. She flew nonstop to ATLANTA first then to Houston! 🤣
Me: I wish I can make everyone drive in the right direction at Walmart Genie: No you can't do that Me: I said the right direction, not the right direction Genie: Okay *News reports drivers in the south constantly turn right at Walmart. Some are stuck in circles*
And that there would be a traffic jam coming in from the one direction from which incoming traffic, and likely customers, would have to arrive in order to BEGIN their Wal Mart parking lot- TURN RIGHT ONLY- visit, as no one can now enter the store's perimeter from any direction from which turning LEFT into the parking lot is the only option. Lol
My grandma thought it was the best thing for a sore throat (a little dollop on your finger, eat it and let it slowly run down your throat - I learned much later this wasn't necessarily a good idea, but when you're 6, Grandma wasn't to be argued with unless you wanted to have a sermon from Reverend Switch). She also melted aspirin in a teaspoon in a little warm water to pour into your ear for earaches. I lived with her for three years when my parents divorced. She was tough, but she made a positive difference in my life. RIP, Grandma...thanks for everything.
I'm still waiting for them to bring in the Hybrid, aka the midwesterner from Missouri. We grew up with just enough of the south to know what it's like and just enough of the north to wish we were southern.
I'm from Cape Girardeau (in the boot heel of MO) and when we moved to Mississippi, I was a "Damn Yankee" for rooting for the Cardinals and not the Braves. When Bill Clinton was running for president and they keep calling him a "Southern governor" all my classmates were like "What?!? but ARKANSAS isn't the SOUTH!" "Southern" was Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia, maybe the Carolinas, but not Florida, and no way in HELL Missouri. If you didn't secede there was no hope for you being Southern, and the deeper in the South you are, the lower the Southern states. But that's true all over, where you live tends to skew where the regional boundaries are. When I lived in MO, Kansas and Nebraska were Midwestern, (as was IL and IN but Ohio wasn't), Meanwhile, when we lived in Indiana, the locals told me Missouri wasn't "really" in the Midwest or it "Barely was", and Kansas was "West West for sure!" but Ohio was part of the Midwest.
My father was born and raised in Rolla. He knew people who lived through the occupation and he told me they absolutely hated the occupying troops. He definitely considered himself southern more than anything else. But then I grew up in Virginia and moved to North Carolina when I was 10, and the locals claimed I was a northerner. Rather insulting, that.
When have we ever seen a djinn that is not a scam artist, she should price herself lucky that he didn't make something horribly twisted happen to her. For instance when she wished she was rich, he could have given her the Hope Diamond, as well as broadcasted a film of her breaking in to the Smithsonian and stealing it.
None of these are scams though. She was just completely unreasonable all the way through. Especially with the first wish, she may have not been rich the way that she wanted to be, but he gave her something of great tangible value, she was just too shortsighted to see the value in it.
But then who would we make fun of. I kinda like going at night to see what story I can tell. The chick that came out of the 80s looking like Kelly Bundy with a drab looking 12 year old daughter made me rethink the Kelly Bundy and think of Cher in Mermaids.
What’s funny is Tennessee and Coach Neyland taught Alabama and Paul Bryant everything they know about winning... Paul Bryant’s own words. That’s the reason they’ve been most hated for years. (Like Alabama now) Before there was an Alabama dynasty there was a Tennessee domination. Love ya’ll
If you’re flying to Destin, there’s a seafood restaurant that has fried crab claws... ...well, they all do... ...anyway, can you bring me back some please?
"And I can't make people drive the right way in the Wal-Mart parking lot'.
Well we weren't expecting miracles.
I am guilty of that at times.
@@hihu7200 ,😄 I think we all are!!
Best yet is when people drive through parking lots diagonally, blaring on their horn like they have the right of way
@@michaelglover2871 😂...so true.
Also. I absolutley cannot make people use their turn signals in Louisiana. That's s human nature thing.... always get bad results with those.
"You can fly anywhere you want, but you've gotta go through Atlanta first" that is hilariously accurate.
Right? I totally laughed out loud at that one.
@@wendyannhSame here!
I live on West coast, my father lives in Florida. Guess where the layovers are, when I'm flying there. Yep, it's Atlanta, Dallas & Charlotte ~95% of the time.
I flew from Kansas City to Nashville once. Via Atlanta. I asked the attendant if I could just use a parachute as we were flying OVER Nashville.
Years ago I was looking to use Amtrak to travel from MS to Dallas, TX. They said I'd have to leave Jackson and go to Atlanta, then up to Chicago (no direct service to Dallas from Atlanta), and then go to Dallas. And the price was amazing. I flew. It was cheaper. But I STILL had to go to Atlanta first.
Me: I wish I didn't have allergies during pollen season.
Genie: actually, I can't do that either.
Lifetime supply of Mucinex. 😁
K J exactly
I feel your pain.... Mine are so bad that people thought I had the flu before
If I could tap that thumbs up more than once I would
_That_ deserves a " So True Y'all! "
The trick with southern genies is you've gotta make southern wishes like:
"I wish that every beer I touch turned ice cold instantly."
"I wish that diesel would always be $2 cheaper than regular gasoline at every gas station I visit."
"I wish that there were no taxes on cigarettes."
🏆 ^^^
I wish that bugs would stop bothering me when I'm trying to get shit done out around the house.
In that case, bugs won't stop bothering you until you try to leave actual poop around your house.
Genies always take metaphors incorrectly, so leave them out of your wishes.
Proceeds to raise gas prices by two dollars
@@maxrequisite thats what I thought
Love how it's a gravy boat instead of a lamp
It looks better too.
*inspired by actual events around the dinner table obviously*
There’s another settlement that needs your help! Here, I’ll mark it in your map.
* Sad Lamp noise *
Yes, the one household item that can literally be found in EVERY garage/yard sale!!! And, in every wedding!!
"Shop at Publix without coupons." As a native Floridian, I'm dyin'.
@densch123 it was the Wegman's of its day.
"Tennessee winning the national championship"....as an SEC fan, I'm dyin'.
Oh, and ah ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
As somebody who shopped Publix, I know. That was funny
Me too 😂I had to replay that part. I sometimes casually talk about Publix to people in other states and I get the weirdest looks. Me and my family call it the “pub”
more like not shoping on wednesday (buy one get one free day)
Rookie mistake. She didn't ask to be able to fly AND land.
You don’t need to land, just to fly really close to the ground.
@@topazcube4123 LMFAO
@@topazcube4123 true that
I laughed when he told her "You have to go through Atlanta!"
@@topazcube4123 *the trick (or knack) of flying is actually quite simple...you fall towards the ground...and miss*
As an airline employee, I had a deep belly laugh at the part about flying through Atlanta. Caught me completely off guard. Good show.
If you're up north, it's Philadelphia.
@@dalethelander3781 or Newark. Don't forget IAD for United.
@@dalethelander3781 or Newark, Kennedy,or Dulles.
If you can't make people drive the right direction at Wal-Mart then this interaction is pointless.
Dang! That was my first wish.
Some things are beyond even a genie's power.
Right lol 😂
Chewable Jim that’s why the rich thing is “can avoid Walmart forever rich”
Omg! Truth
That is the North Southern Genie,as it comes from a gravy boat,the Central Southern genie uses a well seasoned cast iron skillet,and the most southern,the Alabama genie,which comes out of a deep fried.
But which southern genie will give me grits and hominy?
Texan Genie comes out of a Barrel Grill.
Just rub any palm tree to activate a Florida genie.
@@phantommangagirl nah if u want a fl genie u gotta run a gators belly
Which southern genie would give me free sweet tea forever
I knew the flying through atlanta part had to be coming when she wished that 😄
I honestly thought she was going to be put on a Southwest plane tbh
What is up with that? I was flying to TX from MS but plane went to ATL before I could catch a connecting flight back west to TX. 🤷🏾♀️
Been through Atlanta Hartsfield. Nightmares are made in that airport.
Oof... Atlanta.😬
@@charmedlilsis1 Atlanta is the main Delta hub
When he said he wished Tennessee would win a national championship, I busted out laughing.
As a Vols fan, I feel the pain, humor, and frustration in that joke, lol.
Me too! 🤣
I've played enough D&D to know that anytime you are dealing with wishes from a Genie, expect that the Genie will monkeypaw the wishes badly. You need a lawyer to deal with a Genie.
Definitely. You need to write down the exact parameters of the wish and go through several proofreads and rewrites to make sure things don't go wrong
@@TheCumberCoIlective - AND roll really high on a Persuasion check AND an Insight check! 🤓
Absolutely! My first wish is that he gets back in the gravy boat and doesn’t screw up my life! 😂 I’ll figure things out myself....
So, wishing for the world's best lawyer would be the first wish? Whoops! Forgot to add, the world's best lawyer, *PRO* *BONO* ...
@@WWZenaDo If I were your DM, I'd grant that wish... by making the bones of Thomas Jefferson (Or one of the other founding fathers who worked on both the US and a few state constitutions) appear in front of you. Oh, and by the way, you're not supposed to have his bones, so good luck with the cops.
"....add burlpa bows, monogram, and chevron stripes."
Truer words have never been spoken.
My door now
besides the line that Vaporub never goes bad. It really doesn't.
"oh that's a lie, that stuff never goes bad"...according to my granny you are 100% correct, I swear she had some original "Richardson-Vicks VapoRub" from the 1920s in her medicine cabinet. Probably passed down to her from her mother.
Right!
Lol
Mine never last long enough to expire.
ATesia E yeah... I get that
Lol. Mine too.
“I wish Tennessee football would win the national championship.”
“What wrong with you get out of here”
Lol
Honestly I am a vol for life and I think this is funny
Nana ftw
@@unbrysonabletga6017 dude I couldn’t stop laughing over that line, hope the next UT football coach gets things in order and the Vols win more than 3 or 4 games next season
@@somecrazyveteran I know, glad we fired Jeremy pruitt
@@unbrysonabletga6017 dude same, and I can’t wait to see Bailey be the starter since Jarrett “I throw interceptions for fun” guarantano transferred from Tennessee
“You have to go through Atlanta” 😂😂😂
she'll never get there
If that ain't the God's honest TRUTH!
Hartsfield-Jackson, Busiest airport in the world
*cries in Georgian*
He could have said Dallas or O'hare. But that would be cruel.
Try driving from The Costco DC on I85 Fairbourn to trader Joe's DC off GA 400 in 1hr. At 300 PM any day. Atlanta. I couldn't do it either.
"I thought genies were blue"
He's southern, he's be red.
"That is a hurtful stereotype..."
Xersys | True, but Camo is also accurate 🦆🐗
Purple these days actually
Oh definitely Kentucky blue. She was right the first time.
Consider they promise one thing but deliver the opposite, yeah blue.
Lady :I wish I could fly. Genie: "poof" here you are (hands over a stack of paperwork ) here's your pilots license, 25,000 flight hours and type certification for every aircraft type in the world including fighter jets...and I threw in that you're a good pilot too.
YESSSS! I'd take that any day, plus exempt to all costs and fees.
That would actually make me so happy...
It's the South. The common method of flying is launching a vehicle off a ramp, letting go of a swing rope or taking meth.
Babbette Duboise
She should consider herself lucky he didn't put her in a plane being flown by Harrison Ford.
@@GaryOfPallet You should watch more Dukes of Hazzard, Smokey and the Bandit and Monster Truck rallys.
Genie Matt looks at gravy boat:
"Gotta figure out how to get back in here..."
LOL! Great ending!
He has to go thru Atlanta first 😊.
@@melodyclark4347 HAW! Best damn comment I've seen on here!
I thought he'd go back in when the guy rubbed it. But Melody Clark has the right response. Lol.
Matt's the best genie since Robin Williams.
And definitely better than Will Smith. 🙄
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
*HEY*
Calm down
@@Praise___YaH : I respect your right to give praise, but you're a little off thread here partner.
@@deepsleep7822
Since jesus and the jesus story is the LIE of “THOSE” from Israel, who translated the Hebrew into the English Bible, to deceive you and deny you Salvation, and “THEY” swore an OATH to do so, and what I shared PROVES that, but you get back to your “video”, I’m sure the “video” is way more important than Salvation
Genies and Jin have been tricksters since the beginning
It was children story's that changed it around slightly over the many years of storytelling.
In fact, the moral of the story was always "be careful what you wish for". Gradually changed to the wisher getting what they wished for with no mishaps other than the deceit that came with the wishes, pretty much "be happy with what you have" became the message.
Strange isn't it?
This skit was pretty damn funny though!!!! 😂🤣
Adrienne RB See movie Wishmaster. Looks pretty true to life to me.
*Djinn
69 likes... I really wanna give a like but I can't ruin this.
Just getting my taxes💰 back rich 🤔or being able to shop at Publix without coupons rich😂🤣😂🤣
Clearly y'all don't have Ingles....
Pamshairexpo but those BOGOs are too good to pass up tho
😄😄
I shop at bed bath and beyond without coupons
@@bryanmartinez6600 That's madness!
The fact that it's a gravy boat just made my day. How perfectly southern!
🤣😂 I traveled for work for years. I used to say, "If you died and went to hell, you would have to go through Atlanta first 😄😂
Or DFW
Actually, before I moved to Florida, I had my first chicken fried steak at the airport in Atlanta. Been loving it ever since....
O’Hare was always a nightmare.
MommaYo O’Hare is crazy big! It’s too big! I landed there on my way to Spokane and had an hour lay over, so I got on the motorized sidewalk and rode it for 30 minutes, had to get on the other way and go back to catch my flight, and I never even made it to the corner of the building! It could take many hours to go from one end of that building to the other, maybe days! even on the motorized sidewalk!
alphagt62 | I feel ya ~ try (and failing) getting from one end of that nightmare to the other with 3 kids after your flight was late landing, and you only have minutes to catch your connection. THAT airport was always a big downer on any vacation. A few times they held the plane and put us on a cart with the driver speeding thru thru the airport and us hanging on for dear life 😳
"Does Paula Dean soak her dentures in butter?" lmfao. I just found my new catchphrase.
"I can't make everybody drive the right direction, in a Walmart parking lot."
Should've added, or stop 'those people', using up more than one space in the lot either.
john morgan
I guess he can’t make people use buggy collectors either.
Excuse me but when you're towing a boat that's packed full of dead snow geese it takes two spots to park.
@@mikeries8549 Even harder if their still alive, flapping their wings and blocking your view.
I'm in Arkansas, and I wish the people from Texas would slow the hell down. They speed while its pouring down.
I would just ask that he make the folks driving big arse pick ups actually know how to drive and park them.
"I can't make everyone drive the right direction in the walmart parking lot." People had to have wished for that before and i love it.
"Ok, that is actually a very hurtful stereotype." ROTFL
This is one of the best acting and editing jobs you’ve guys have ever produced. And you’ve produced some very entertaining shorts.
“ I definitely didn’t rub it. “-😂
Wow you should have rubbed it you're cute!
Every woman I date claims that....
He should have said "well ok since you definitely didn't rub it I won't be granting any wishes for you".
Had a good laugh.. thanks.... I remember first time working in Elkhart indiana and seeing every weekend garage sale, but nothing on the yard. One day, I asked about the garage sale, he said it’s inside, we don’t put our stuff on the lawn its to cold.. Yes it was 23 degrees... Downey California
Who else thinks Matt would be fun at parties? 🤷🏻♂️
Lord yes, I bet he and his wife are a hoot and a half.
Fantastic. You all have saved my wife and I from stop drinking sweet tea!
"Does Paula Deen soak her dentures in butter?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I rewound that line three times because it was so awesome
If something that need a bit of taste, I mentioned that ths needs to be Paula Deened a bit. Or if it is too buttery I would say "you paula deened this to much"
underrated line
I didn't understand a word of that line, so thanks for the quote.
I used to love watching this channel ,and now that I saw it again, I love it just the same.
Door hangers could have just been replaced with a patent on monogrammed towels
Or hand build front yard wood wishing wells🧞♂️
Matthew Jones Very true
I’m from the south of England and I’ve been binging on this all day. (Am I supposed to finish this sentence with a y’all ??)
No y’all is a mixture between you and all. Being from Florida (well the South in general) y’all is used by almost everyone. Same thing with the word ain’t (which is like isn’t or aren’t)
You could use Y'all as kind of an exclamation us all, sure. The beauty of it is that you don't have to ask. If you're wrong and someone calls you on it, then you just tell them "Bless your heart" and all's good.
The Genie of the Gravy Boat. I love it.
“I cannot make people drive the right direction in the Walmart parking lot.” ❤️ it!!
"But you have to go through Atlanta." :>
👀🤣
I am from Miami and I sure miss Publix grocery store , we do not have them in Texas
The part about Vick's vaporub never going bad is true. Lasts forever. We have a tin of Watkins ointment that's 40 years old and is still good.
My mother had an empty jar of Vapo Rub in the medicine cabinet for years. I think she's still got it.
Are you SURE its still good? Taste it! if it has an off flavor, you know its starting to go bad! You're welcome!
“You gotta go through Atlanta”... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I live in GA and hate going through Atlanta.
Thanks for the laugh today. It is much needed. God Bless y'all!
This entire sketch is pure gold. Every line immaculate
"I can't make everybody drive the same direction in the WalMart parking lot..."
Yeah, who can?
A few landmines?
For real
That’s the best yet I have seen from y’all..
Keep cranking them out! 🙌🏾
I really enjoyed the one about getting a driver's license in the south. I am in Texas and the interaction with the new Texas driver is scarily too true.
As someone who lives just outside of Knoxville I support that last wish.
Same.
🧡🧡🧡
Genies do wishes, not miracles, lol!
Farragut area! And yes I with that last wish.
Been in Knoxville my whole life. Born at UTMC. Went to UT. So did my mother and her father. I'm even making my service dog a "Service Vol" checkerboard vest for game days. I fully support that last wish as well. GB🍊
Genie: Oh, uhh, you can fly wherever you want, but you gotta go through Atlanta first." Classic!
I KNEW he was gonna be the genie! 😂
Lol me too.
Leandro Aude agreed
He was perfect for the role😂
C Summerlin gotta love matt
I live in Florida. Your videos tempt me to move to the real south, find a lovely, Southern man, & some real Southern friends!😁
"Lord have mercy...calm down!!!"
😂😂😂 I died!!!!!
This video showed up in my recommended. It was my first 'It's a Southern Thing' video and I was immediately hooked. I love this.
Matt is my all time favorite on these sketches.
I live in Tennessee and he’s so right. Those door hangers are everywhere. We wouldn’t know what season or holiday it was if it weren’t for those 😂
I love your videos in general but this one was particularly funny! I loved the bit about the door hangers. You got me!
My husband is forever grateful that he somehow married a native Southerner that doesn't do monograms, chevrons or door signs 🤣 he also never gets sweet tea (never liked), so there's a tradeoff for everything.
As someone who lives in Tennessee the last wish makes me hysterical
The VapoRub got me! I have a container next to my bed right now😂
Me too and I haven't been sick in awhile lol. Gotta stay ready.
I love how fugally and tacky those door things are but people still buy them 😂
“But you gotta go through Atlanta first” 😂
That wasn't nearly as bad as the vagueness of those wishes could have allowed for.
The Walmart line was priceless lol
That's so funny. Especially, going through Atlanta to fly anywhere. And the Vaporub, lmao.
As we say here in Jawja, "even if you're goin' to hell, ya gotta go thru Hartsfield first."
Oh, and go Dawgs!
@@GaryOfPallet Southern hick pronunciation of Georgia. Just like the hillybilly pronunciation of Rutherfordton here in WNC sounds like rawlfuhton. I personally don't see how they get rawlfuhton out of it but they manage somehow. I will however give up that Rutherfordton does NOT roll off the tongue easily lol.
If you book a flight to HELL YOU'VE GOT TO CHANGE FLIGHTS IN ATLANTA
@@waynepurcell6058 Russian attempting state names...gets to Georgia:
Zis von Ee no, ees kontry een Yurope. Dzhordzha.
@@waynepurcell6058 Much of the time it gets down to just "Rulfton."
😆 I literally HOLLERED when he told her she had to go through Atlanta!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My daughter was flying home (Houston TX) from Tokyo. She flew nonstop to ATLANTA first then to Houston! 🤣
Man when I saw this video I thought to myself man if Matt isn't the genie I am going to be throughly disappointed..... I WAS NOT! THANK YOU!!
That was great! The Publix reference, the stupid door hangers, the stupid burlap bows, oh, my goodness you are a genius!
Matt is hilarious lol
Me: I wish I can make everyone drive in the right direction at Walmart
Genie: No you can't do that
Me: I said the right direction, not the right direction
Genie: Okay
*News reports drivers in the south constantly turn right at Walmart. Some are stuck in circles*
This is hilarious!!!
And that there would be a traffic jam coming in from the one direction from which incoming traffic, and likely customers, would have to arrive in order to BEGIN their Wal Mart parking lot- TURN RIGHT ONLY- visit, as no one can now enter the store's perimeter from any direction from which turning LEFT into the parking lot is the only option. Lol
VapoRub or as we like to call it, Vivaporu. Perfect health in no time
My grandma thought it was the best thing for a sore throat (a little dollop on your finger, eat it and let it slowly run down your throat - I learned much later this wasn't necessarily a good idea, but when you're 6, Grandma wasn't to be argued with unless you wanted to have a sermon from Reverend Switch). She also melted aspirin in a teaspoon in a little warm water to pour into your ear for earaches. I lived with her for three years when my parents divorced. She was tough, but she made a positive difference in my life. RIP, Grandma...thanks for everything.
@@robertparrish1738 omg you are lucky to be alive!😂😆
I'm still waiting for them to bring in the Hybrid, aka the midwesterner from Missouri. We grew up with just enough of the south to know what it's like and just enough of the north to wish we were southern.
I'm from Cape Girardeau (in the boot heel of MO) and when we moved to Mississippi, I was a "Damn Yankee" for rooting for the Cardinals and not the Braves.
When Bill Clinton was running for president and they keep calling him a "Southern governor" all my classmates were like "What?!? but ARKANSAS isn't the SOUTH!"
"Southern" was Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia, maybe the Carolinas, but not Florida, and no way in HELL Missouri. If you didn't secede there was no hope for you being Southern, and the deeper in the South you are, the lower the Southern states.
But that's true all over, where you live tends to skew where the regional boundaries are.
When I lived in MO, Kansas and Nebraska were Midwestern, (as was IL and IN but Ohio wasn't), Meanwhile, when we lived in Indiana, the locals told me Missouri wasn't "really" in the Midwest or it "Barely was", and Kansas was "West West for sure!" but Ohio was part of the Midwest.
My father was born and raised in Rolla. He knew people who lived through the occupation and he told me they absolutely hated the occupying troops. He definitely considered himself southern more than anything else.
But then I grew up in Virginia and moved to North Carolina when I was 10, and the locals claimed I was a northerner. Rather insulting, that.
My dad’s family is from Missouri, so of course, it’s not a wash rag, it’s a “warsh rag”, and tires are “tars” 😊
I wish *_It's A Southern Thing_* will upload a new video every day!
*Come on, Genie Matt, help me out!*
“I can’t make everyone drive in the right direction in the Walmart parking lot!!!!” Best line ever!
southern geuenie: whats you first wish
me:more wishes
He pointed out that there was no asking for infinite wishes
@@jamesmckane1205 no one said infinite. Just like 100
Same
@@TheCumberCoIlective - Hah! You found the loophole! Although it would take 100 wishes or so to undo the damages from the first three...
When have we ever seen a djinn that is not a scam artist, she should price herself lucky that he didn't make something horribly twisted happen to her.
For instance when she wished she was rich, he could have given her the Hope Diamond, as well as broadcasted a film of her breaking in to the Smithsonian and stealing it.
None of these are scams though. She was just completely unreasonable all the way through. Especially with the first wish, she may have not been rich the way that she wanted to be, but he gave her something of great tangible value, she was just too shortsighted to see the value in it.
Should've wished the *People of Wal-Mart* would dress properly.
Y E S
But then who would we make fun of. I kinda like going at night to see what story I can tell. The chick that came out of the 80s looking like Kelly Bundy with a drab looking 12 year old daughter made me rethink the Kelly Bundy and think of Cher in Mermaids.
Cordelia Noelle haha
He is a Genie, not a God
darksean99 true lol
Can afford to shop at Publix without coupons! That’s true!! 😂
Lmao at the layovers in Atlanta, Charlotte, and Dallas. I feel that.
But Charlotte has the piano bar and rocking chairs :)
Cute!! "Does Paula Deen soak her dentures in butter?!"!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!
That Tennessee football statement brought me emotional and mental harm. I might need some Vaporub to tend to my wounds.
Bless your heart... Roll tide
OMG! These people are sooo funny! Love them.
Lol 😂 I love how he picks and chooses what wishes he grants to his masters.
"Everyone has to fly through Atlanta first"! LOL!!!!
What’s funny is Tennessee and Coach Neyland taught Alabama and Paul Bryant everything they know about winning... Paul Bryant’s own words. That’s the reason they’ve been most hated for years.
(Like Alabama now)
Before there was an Alabama dynasty there was a Tennessee domination.
Love ya’ll
That's PAUL" BEAR" BRYANT. One of the winningest college football coaches of ALL TIME.
Never ending supply of Vapo Rub? Sign me up!
I wish for Extra Sweet Tea to come right out of my faucets~every, single time😋😁:) Thank You, Southern Genie!!!
You're going to get awful tired of not being able to wash your hands or take a shower mighty quick. Does the name Midas mean nothing to you?
“And I can’t make everybody drive the right direction in the Walmart parking lot” that was hysterical
If you’re flying to Destin, there’s a seafood restaurant that has fried crab claws... ...well, they all do... ...anyway, can you bring me back some please?
That's so true! I live in Destin and seafood is always on the menu!
@@skylerfirmin1409 lmao you can't go a whole minute on 98 without passing a seafood restaurant 😂😂😂
What was the resturant he was gonna mention? 😂
Tristan Maytorena which “98?” Both have excellent crab claws! 🦀
@@UmmYeahOk the highway going through Destin?
Tennessee Football, National Championship! Hahaha! Love it
Hahaha....'you have to go through Atlanta first!
Nicely done! This girl reminds me a little of Renee Zellweger with her expressions and delivery. Both did a great job.
Genie: and i cant make instant grits taste good.
No one can make those taste good.
@@catherinecooley3254 ikr , 😃👍
I can. Just gotta treat 'em like stone ground, raise their self esteem. They'll turn out deeelicious.
Omg just saw this video on TV on Right this Minute!!! Not that I'm shocked because the videos are so funny and good!! You guys are doing amazing!!
Genie: your ex wife gets double what you wish for.
Me: beat me half to death.
LMAO 😂
Nice done staff..............short and funny! Hope she has a soft landing! 😄
Shopping at Publix without coupons is just downright irresponsible on principle alone.
"Does Paula Deen soak her dentures in butter" I'm f'n dead right there!
If he was any good his gravy boat wouldn't be at a garage sale.
But what would YOU do with it after using up your three wishes?
@@anonygent Maybe light it in flames and enjoy my ride to Hades.
I didnt know how much I needed this channel until the coronavirus y'all