Jesse H. Went to a comedy festival about five years ago and he was in the “amateur/up and coming” portion. Frankly, he was funnier than almost every other comedian. We still use his “resting rich face” line.
@@Katia-V That word he's saying, "yarmulke," has a quiet "r" in it. Since he's combining the word "yarmulke" with Trump's slogan "MAGA," it would be hard to spell out.
Not to be that girl but they also go on with a list of demands: If you want my future, forget my past If you wanna get with me, better make it fast Now don't go wasting my precious time Get your act together, we could be just fine If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever, friendship never ends... And so on. It's pretty specific, but men are bad listeners.
"From that job my dad got me." Maybe I'm just old, but it feels like in comedy there are less and less references to previous material, and I confess to truly loving a good callback.
Ya know I always questioned the line "If you wanna be my lover, ya gotta get with my friends. Making love is easy but friendship never ends" If you wanna be my lover, getting with my friends is the exact OPPOSITE thing you should do.
@@carligirrl *"Get with" means the same in the UK. The lyric doesn't make sense in British English. Not to mention the fact that girls will happily ignore that rule if the guy is good looking enough.*
No! The Spice Girls clearly state: 1. You gotta get with my friends 2. You want my future, forget my past 3. You wanna get with me, better make it fast 4. Don't go wasting my precious time 5. Get your act together, we could be just fine 6. You have got to give. (Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is) And perhaps most importantly, and which Matthew Broussard clearly didn't do... 7. You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully. I know it's a joke, but this is a joke based on him not even paying attention to what they are saying.
Partially true. They say what one has to do to be their lover. However, concerning the question what they really REALLY want, their answer is, and I quote "zigazig ah".
This man is the love child of Will Farrell and Zac Efron, and he violently alternates between the two throughout
When he started joking about his appearance I immediately thought, "He looks like the least attractive Hemsworth brother."
And Daniel Tosh
@@Jody3moves User name checks out
I like the use of the word “violently” here. Lol
And Zach Morris with darker hair
"I got this! Just focus on your career!" That fucking KILLED ME. All these jokes were so solid.
"steampunk cervix" is quite possibly the best two words thrown together, ever.
I want it to be a series. You've seen Steampunk Cervix but have you met Cyberpunk Urethra?
Oh ya it's right up there with rusty discharge
I cackled so hard with that. This whole thing was great lol
Few got the horcrux joke lol
That’s gonna be my indie rock band name
My boy describing an IUD as a "ship in a bottle type mystery" is a seriously underrated bit
I definitely turned on the subtitles and watched 1:03 over again
Knowing you watch obscure stand-up comedy just made me an even bigger fan.
Subtitle guy nailed it 👏
Oh my god yess same!🤣 Also I'm a big fan of your content I absolutely love it😁
Idk why this guy hasnt blown up yet. Every set of his that ive seen has been a 10/10.
I agree! I think I lot of people miss his jokes or they go over their head. This guy is brilliant!
So I'm gonna explain it with more confidence and less accuracy I freaking love that lmao
Yes see, what he was talking about was "mansplaining". Its when a man over explains a subject in a very condescenting way.
Please get my joke
@@FishingForLife28 HSJDBD
@@FishingForLife28 LOL it took me a second 😅
"I'm socially monogamous but fiscally polyamorous" 🤣🤣🤣
Scott McBride I just commented this then deleted it and liked yours 🤣
What a great line.
He should’ve added “so I’m looking for a good woman and a better man” 😂
This was the best! Lol! 🤣🤣🤣
If only we could translate it to English.. 😆😉🙃
That yaMAGA joke was hilarious and I'm upset the audience didn't get it
Oh they got it, they just groaned at it. It fell flat.
But the subtitles guy got it, and that's what matters.
I feel so silly i didn’t get it either! I think maybe if he emphasized Maga more?
They left in the "r"
One of the least funny jokes in an otherwise hilarious clip imo.
That mansplainer joke got me xD
MaxineAndrew more confidence , less accuracy ! Perfect
He was really good. That was a solid 8 minutes.
Jesse H. Went to a comedy festival about five years ago and he was in the “amateur/up and coming” portion. Frankly, he was funnier than almost every other comedian. We still use his “resting rich face” line.
Definitely solid
Look him up he put out a really funny short special on his RUclips.
Like fucking solid
That's what she said.
Subtitle guy nailed it
Didn't leave in the "r" tho 😁
English isn't my first language, so I didn't understand this joke. Can you please explain it?
@@Katia-V That word he's saying, "yarmulke," has a quiet "r" in it. Since he's combining the word "yarmulke" with Trump's slogan "MAGA," it would be hard to spell out.
@@Jesse__H Thank you!!
I had to check
“This quadrant didn’t laugh as hard” lmao. Broussard is great!
Subtle math jokes are the best.
Matthew's face is too satisfying. My mind is constantly having a battle whether i should laugh at his jokes or just blankly stare at his beauty.
Brent in Inside Job:
*Hermoine voice* it's "zig-ah-zig-ah" not "zag-ah-zag-ah"
Underrated af! 💀🤣
Not to be that girl but they also go on with a list of demands:
If you want my future, forget my past
If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
Now don't go wasting my precious time
Get your act together, we could be just fine
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever, friendship never ends...
And so on.
It's pretty specific, but men are bad listeners.
And he knows Horcruxes, right?
Best comment ever 😂
Men never listen 😅
This was way more funny than the audience let on. I was rolling 🤣
He looks like his dad owns a dealership.
theyre solid dudes im totally rushing them in the fall
my DAD owns a DEALERSHIP
@@Jesse__H His DAD owns a DEALERSHIP!
"I GOT THIS JUST FOCUS ON YOUR CAREER!!" BRUH
Nick TV that took me OUT
I wanted to like this more than once.
Same, here's another👍
Yeah, seems they oughtta have "like" AND ❤️ on you tube so we can tell at a glance who's REALLY crushing it out there!!
"Rusty Discharge" 😆, that's hilarious!!
Never heard of this bloke until now but RUclips finally nailed a daily recommendation.
"From that job my dad got me."
Maybe I'm just old, but it feels like in comedy there are less and less references to previous material, and I confess to truly loving a good callback.
Was on a show with Matt, dudes hilarious, that IUD joke had everyone dying.
Been a fan of this dude for a long time, good to see someone who actually earned this.
the Georgia governor joke was hilarious!
If he was in a suit, he'd look like a politician from anywhere.
"I got this just focus on your career!"🤣🤣🤣
I loved the older vids of matthew. I thought he was hilarious im glad they realesed a new one. I feel like he got even better
Is it just me or does this dude look like a younger, better-looking Will Ferrel? Something in the face
Yesssss. I've been trying to put my finger on it
To me he looks like John Mullaney and Adam Devine, and he sounds like a smarter Daniel Tosh! Lol!
he's got a bit of a Brian Regan look too
It’s the eyebrows
A cross between him and Finn Wittrock
I'm glad to see him out and about. He is so hilarious and clever. His audience wasn't always quick enough for his jokes. They need to marinate!
Ya know I always questioned the line
"If you wanna be my lover, ya gotta get with my friends. Making love is easy but friendship never ends"
If you wanna be my lover, getting with my friends is the exact OPPOSITE thing you should do.
only if you interpret "get with" sexually.
Common slang in America
@@cleverusernamenexttime2779 But they aren't American. I think they mean you've gotta get along with their friends.
@@carligirrl *"Get with" means the same in the UK. The lyric doesn't make sense in British English. Not to mention the fact that girls will happily ignore that rule if the guy is good looking enough.*
Actually it has more than one meaning and one isn’t sexual. Like “get with” the program
That Spice Girls bit was hilarious
She wants to "zigga zig ahhh", actually. She wants you to get with her friends, and to make it last forever.
Can't believe I've never seen this guy before. Great timing very personable original jokes...real talent.
This dude is really funny. Hope more people become familiar with him. Would love to see him get a Netflix special.
"is it a horcrux" fucking got me. this was so good
Oh his delivery is flawless. Great transitions and timing. I like him
The precision of this man's writing and delivery is astounding.
He looks bit like Arnold Schwarzenegger and also like John Travolta.
and nick lachey
travoltinator
Will Farrell
key H nah
"...thats between you and God!😂😂😂😂"
I really missed new Broussard content😂😂😂
He looks a romantic leading man in a rom com.
budget zac efron
No offense to him but he looks like the guy the main girl dumps because he cheated on her or whatever
yeah, that one too.
turned on subtitles to see what the subtitle guy did there. spoilers: he took out the R
that was really good, i can tell hes really grown as a comedian since last i saw a video of him. props to him
I love this so much it's very therapeutic I'll never get enough of this guy! Thank you so much!
Damn this is quick and smart! Look forward to seeing his career
One of the best comedians I’ve ever watched
This guy is so funny. I loved him on Roast Battle a few years ago and now I need to him live!
I recently just stumbled upon this brilliant comedian, he's definitely got a gift! His new set in TX was brilliant!
"Well, Duke is a long shot, but you should still apply" was a good line.
Really clever jokes
“I got this! Just focus on your career! 💪🏼” love it
That was superb. Amazing jokes, fantastic delivery bravo!
Love Matthew Broussard!
Give this guy another couple years hell be solid👌
“Ship in a bottle” is a very good description of the IUD insertion process.
Young mitt romeny here isn't half bad
This dude is going to be in the next anchor man.
Check mi channel out.
Caleb Louis As a “legacy hire” for being Will Ferrell’s son 🤣
The prequel.
For reals?
I love Austin and he's right on the money....
His description of Austin is so accurate
I’m crying laughing. I have tears coming down my cheeks.
Great set. Absolutely
This guy is really good.
That Spice Girls joke was way too funny. I was howling like a hyena.
LOVE this dude! Where has he been???!!!
This dude has a comedy gift for sure, gold
He is SO good!
No! The Spice Girls clearly state:
1. You gotta get with my friends
2. You want my future, forget my past
3. You wanna get with me, better make it fast
4. Don't go wasting my precious time
5. Get your act together, we could be just fine
6. You have got to give. (Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is)
And perhaps most importantly, and which Matthew Broussard clearly didn't do...
7. You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully.
I know it's a joke, but this is a joke based on him not even paying attention to what they are saying.
I feel like I stumbled upon a Phoenix Wright cross-examination x)
I don't know how or what to feel right now
Your Honor, I move to STRIKE!
Excellent
Partially true. They say what one has to do to be their lover. However, concerning the question what they really REALLY want, their answer is, and I quote "zigazig ah".
This is my first time watching him and oh my goodness I could not stop laughing. Hilarious!
i love his comedy. i want more. hes for real.
Never seen this guy before. Pretty good I'll have to check out some more of his stuff
“I’m like a GA governor.” 🤣🤣🤣 I felt that. He was the best of the bunch though, at least in the end.
IUDs Represent!! It's awesome get one TODAY 🤩🤩🤩
He’s awesome, loved it
Nice as a fellow Texan....this is awesome! ....Hit that Austin nail right on the head.
This guy needs a full special
Phenomenal 😂😂😂 crying from laughing!!!
This guy does get enough credit. He’s clearly intelligent and does a good job utilizing that in his routine.
I’d like to see more of him.
Love his comedy
"I got this, just focus on your career" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
This is even funnier actually being from Texas so I appreciate this 😂
Just saw this guy on Bert’s tops off tour. Man has insane pacing and material
In other shows he says Texas governors, but since he’s in TX he says Georgia😂
this guy is pure genius
*he looks like an aged Zac Efron*
This dude is solid! 😂😂😂
He looks like he should have play fred in the live action scooby doo
You look like the son of will Ferrell with the uncanny valley.
Wow, this dude is definitely underrated.
Wow. He was remarkably prescient about the Georgia governor!!!
RaymondKym Suttle Zactly!!!!
Ditto this, I high-fived my cat when he said it.
I am loving the sky and binge watching all his stuff! He is amazing
they tell you what they want in the verses lmao
I didn’t think I would survive this video, it’s too funny 😂
0:39 Silicon Valley IS King of the Hill. There's no difference.
“I got this! Just focus on your career!” 😂😂😂😂
That's the truth about Austin.
Loved the subtle Forrest Gump reference at 5:55
“You shall not pass!” (Gandalf) comes to mind, right towards the end.
Should I leave in the R...
so solid n gorgeous wow! also that last joke killed me!!! 😂
He said RAINBOW CONFEDERATE FLAG 😂🤣
that last line was a killer!