The Spice Girls Don’t Know What They Really, Really Want - Matthew Broussard - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @elliotthartup4095
    @elliotthartup4095 3 года назад +694

    This man is the love child of Will Farrell and Zac Efron, and he violently alternates between the two throughout

    • @w.k.astrolabe280
      @w.k.astrolabe280 3 года назад +23

      When he started joking about his appearance I immediately thought, "He looks like the least attractive Hemsworth brother."

    • @Jody3moves
      @Jody3moves 3 года назад +4

      And Daniel Tosh

    • @LOG1K690
      @LOG1K690 2 года назад

      @@Jody3moves User name checks out

    • @AdamQB10
      @AdamQB10 2 года назад +13

      I like the use of the word “violently” here. Lol

    • @danamartinez7840
      @danamartinez7840 2 года назад +1

      And Zach Morris with darker hair

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 3 года назад +159

    "I got this! Just focus on your career!" That fucking KILLED ME. All these jokes were so solid.

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 4 года назад +1084

    "steampunk cervix" is quite possibly the best two words thrown together, ever.

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 4 года назад +33

      I want it to be a series. You've seen Steampunk Cervix but have you met Cyberpunk Urethra?

    • @Unz360
      @Unz360 4 года назад +11

      Oh ya it's right up there with rusty discharge

    • @inroom108
      @inroom108 4 года назад +3

      I cackled so hard with that. This whole thing was great lol

    • @michaelhalim4565
      @michaelhalim4565 4 года назад +4

      Few got the horcrux joke lol

    • @domonator1167
      @domonator1167 4 года назад +3

      That’s gonna be my indie rock band name

  • @smokyprogg
    @smokyprogg 3 года назад +289

    My boy describing an IUD as a "ship in a bottle type mystery" is a seriously underrated bit

  • @physicsgirl
    @physicsgirl 4 года назад +299

    I definitely turned on the subtitles and watched 1:03 over again

    • @ketercognitohazard
      @ketercognitohazard 4 года назад +21

      Knowing you watch obscure stand-up comedy just made me an even bigger fan.

    • @Justmethinaround
      @Justmethinaround 3 года назад +8

      Subtitle guy nailed it 👏

    • @Lost_Cohort.13
      @Lost_Cohort.13 Год назад

      Oh my god yess same!🤣 Also I'm a big fan of your content I absolutely love it😁

  • @ellievranesevic
    @ellievranesevic 3 года назад +147

    Idk why this guy hasnt blown up yet. Every set of his that ive seen has been a 10/10.

    • @schlenbea
      @schlenbea 2 года назад +2

      I agree! I think I lot of people miss his jokes or they go over their head. This guy is brilliant!

  • @jedidiahm6437
    @jedidiahm6437 4 года назад +187

    So I'm gonna explain it with more confidence and less accuracy I freaking love that lmao

    • @FishingForLife28
      @FishingForLife28 2 года назад +11

      Yes see, what he was talking about was "mansplaining". Its when a man over explains a subject in a very condescenting way.
      Please get my joke

    • @sassberrysnap
      @sassberrysnap 2 года назад

      @@FishingForLife28 HSJDBD

    • @peewee139
      @peewee139 2 года назад +2

      @@FishingForLife28 LOL it took me a second 😅

  • @scottmcbride1173
    @scottmcbride1173 4 года назад +1686

    "I'm socially monogamous but fiscally polyamorous" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sunday8983
      @sunday8983 4 года назад +24

      Scott McBride I just commented this then deleted it and liked yours 🤣

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 4 года назад +6

      What a great line.

    • @auspicioustoot
      @auspicioustoot 4 года назад +45

      He should’ve added “so I’m looking for a good woman and a better man” 😂

    • @helainegaray8205
      @helainegaray8205 2 года назад +1

      This was the best! Lol! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead 11 месяцев назад

      If only we could translate it to English.. 😆😉🙃

  • @james35813
    @james35813 4 года назад +1267

    That yaMAGA joke was hilarious and I'm upset the audience didn't get it

    • @LuisFernando-yd3mx
      @LuisFernando-yd3mx 4 года назад +63

      Oh they got it, they just groaned at it. It fell flat.

    • @PjPerez
      @PjPerez 4 года назад +111

      But the subtitles guy got it, and that's what matters.

    • @jj-in3wd
      @jj-in3wd 4 года назад +17

      I feel so silly i didn’t get it either! I think maybe if he emphasized Maga more?

    • @pavel672
      @pavel672 4 года назад +11

      They left in the "r"

    • @pandawin1
      @pandawin1 4 года назад +4

      One of the least funny jokes in an otherwise hilarious clip imo.

  • @MaxineAndrew
    @MaxineAndrew 4 года назад +616

    That mansplainer joke got me xD

    • @MoyeenAbi
      @MoyeenAbi 4 года назад +38

      MaxineAndrew more confidence , less accuracy ! Perfect

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 4 года назад +562

    He was really good. That was a solid 8 minutes.

    • @justusbraz
      @justusbraz 4 года назад +16

      Jesse H. Went to a comedy festival about five years ago and he was in the “amateur/up and coming” portion. Frankly, he was funnier than almost every other comedian. We still use his “resting rich face” line.

    • @psychoactivednb
      @psychoactivednb 4 года назад +4

      Definitely solid

    • @matthewgautier5317
      @matthewgautier5317 4 года назад +3

      Look him up he put out a really funny short special on his RUclips.

    • @Landmind01
      @Landmind01 4 года назад +1

      Like fucking solid

    • @burgerkentfoster8584
      @burgerkentfoster8584 4 года назад

      That's what she said.

  • @pinkfloyd4571
    @pinkfloyd4571 4 года назад +464

    Subtitle guy nailed it

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 4 года назад +9

      Didn't leave in the "r" tho 😁

    • @Katia-V
      @Katia-V 4 года назад +3

      English isn't my first language, so I didn't understand this joke. Can you please explain it?

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 4 года назад +22

      @@Katia-V That word he's saying, "yarmulke," has a quiet "r" in it. Since he's combining the word "yarmulke" with Trump's slogan "MAGA," it would be hard to spell out.

    • @Katia-V
      @Katia-V 4 года назад +6

      @@Jesse__H Thank you!!

    • @bjritchie10
      @bjritchie10 4 года назад

      I had to check

  • @hahnsolo2811
    @hahnsolo2811 4 года назад +335

    “This quadrant didn’t laugh as hard” lmao. Broussard is great!

    • @PjPerez
      @PjPerez 4 года назад +6

      Subtle math jokes are the best.

  • @ann4714
    @ann4714 4 года назад +112

    Matthew's face is too satisfying. My mind is constantly having a battle whether i should laugh at his jokes or just blankly stare at his beauty.

  • @embadge
    @embadge 4 года назад +414

    *Hermoine voice* it's "zig-ah-zig-ah" not "zag-ah-zag-ah"

    • @MaMa-up8sr
      @MaMa-up8sr 4 года назад +9

      Underrated af! 💀🤣

    • @user-nw8tg1pg9y
      @user-nw8tg1pg9y 4 года назад +24

      Not to be that girl but they also go on with a list of demands:
      If you want my future, forget my past
      If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
      Now don't go wasting my precious time
      Get your act together, we could be just fine
      If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
      Make it last forever, friendship never ends...
      And so on.
      It's pretty specific, but men are bad listeners.

    • @williamjoyner3759
      @williamjoyner3759 4 года назад

      And he knows Horcruxes, right?

    • @glowingowl221
      @glowingowl221 4 года назад

      Best comment ever 😂

    • @bm4114
      @bm4114 4 года назад +2

      Men never listen 😅

  • @schlenbea
    @schlenbea 2 года назад +73

    This was way more funny than the audience let on. I was rolling 🤣

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 4 года назад +319

    He looks like his dad owns a dealership.

    • @davidhume8640
      @davidhume8640 4 года назад +4

      theyre solid dudes im totally rushing them in the fall

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 4 года назад +1

      my DAD owns a DEALERSHIP

    • @travismcnasty51
      @travismcnasty51 4 года назад +1

      @@Jesse__H His DAD owns a DEALERSHIP!

  • @NickTV12
    @NickTV12 4 года назад +191

    "I GOT THIS JUST FOCUS ON YOUR CAREER!!" BRUH

    • @ginko_oo
      @ginko_oo 4 года назад +1

      Nick TV that took me OUT

  • @lizziebanyan8468
    @lizziebanyan8468 4 года назад +232

    I wanted to like this more than once.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +3

      Same, here's another👍

    • @anic5805
      @anic5805 3 года назад

      Yeah, seems they oughtta have "like" AND ❤️ on you tube so we can tell at a glance who's REALLY crushing it out there!!

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 4 года назад +113

    "Rusty Discharge" 😆, that's hilarious!!
    Never heard of this bloke until now but RUclips finally nailed a daily recommendation.

  • @michaelwestmoreland2530
    @michaelwestmoreland2530 Год назад +9

    "From that job my dad got me."
    Maybe I'm just old, but it feels like in comedy there are less and less references to previous material, and I confess to truly loving a good callback.

  • @keithcollins3284
    @keithcollins3284 4 года назад +45

    Was on a show with Matt, dudes hilarious, that IUD joke had everyone dying.

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell 4 года назад +26

    Been a fan of this dude for a long time, good to see someone who actually earned this.

  • @britneyc2270
    @britneyc2270 4 года назад +45

    the Georgia governor joke was hilarious!

    • @colonelkurtz2269
      @colonelkurtz2269 3 месяца назад

      If he was in a suit, he'd look like a politician from anywhere.

  • @normal_person2
    @normal_person2 4 года назад +66

    "I got this just focus on your career!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @irem8126
    @irem8126 4 года назад +38

    I loved the older vids of matthew. I thought he was hilarious im glad they realesed a new one. I feel like he got even better

  • @SemperCallide
    @SemperCallide 4 года назад +218

    Is it just me or does this dude look like a younger, better-looking Will Ferrel? Something in the face

    • @coconutzmilk
      @coconutzmilk 4 года назад +2

      Yesssss. I've been trying to put my finger on it

    • @HG-ie6qm
      @HG-ie6qm 4 года назад +12

      To me he looks like John Mullaney and Adam Devine, and he sounds like a smarter Daniel Tosh! Lol!

    • @NuttyMongrel
      @NuttyMongrel 4 года назад +1

      he's got a bit of a Brian Regan look too

    • @brigidmalley8479
      @brigidmalley8479 4 года назад

      It’s the eyebrows

    • @elainehamilton1809
      @elainehamilton1809 4 года назад +1

      A cross between him and Finn Wittrock

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH 4 года назад +13

    I'm glad to see him out and about. He is so hilarious and clever. His audience wasn't always quick enough for his jokes. They need to marinate!

  • @sarahlovee1865
    @sarahlovee1865 4 года назад +146

    Ya know I always questioned the line
    "If you wanna be my lover, ya gotta get with my friends. Making love is easy but friendship never ends"
    If you wanna be my lover, getting with my friends is the exact OPPOSITE thing you should do.

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 4 года назад +36

      only if you interpret "get with" sexually.

    • @cleverusernamenexttime2779
      @cleverusernamenexttime2779 4 года назад +1

      Common slang in America

    • @carligirrl
      @carligirrl 4 года назад +17

      @@cleverusernamenexttime2779 But they aren't American. I think they mean you've gotta get along with their friends.

    • @haza123b4
      @haza123b4 4 года назад +3

      @@carligirrl *"Get with" means the same in the UK. The lyric doesn't make sense in British English. Not to mention the fact that girls will happily ignore that rule if the guy is good looking enough.*

    • @lj3333
      @lj3333 4 года назад +16

      Actually it has more than one meaning and one isn’t sexual. Like “get with” the program

  • @raaedravo
    @raaedravo 4 года назад +36

    That Spice Girls bit was hilarious

  • @SupHapCak
    @SupHapCak 4 года назад +34

    She wants to "zigga zig ahhh", actually. She wants you to get with her friends, and to make it last forever.

  • @leonardoklausmann7972
    @leonardoklausmann7972 4 года назад +4

    Can't believe I've never seen this guy before. Great timing very personable original jokes...real talent.

  • @JarrettSelf
    @JarrettSelf 4 года назад +6

    This dude is really funny. Hope more people become familiar with him. Would love to see him get a Netflix special.

  • @demJem09
    @demJem09 4 года назад +6

    "is it a horcrux" fucking got me. this was so good

  • @duanecuster7166
    @duanecuster7166 4 года назад +2

    Oh his delivery is flawless. Great transitions and timing. I like him

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 2 года назад +2

    The precision of this man's writing and delivery is astounding.

  • @SSF1919
    @SSF1919 4 года назад +81

    He looks bit like Arnold Schwarzenegger and also like John Travolta.

  • @royclinton3368
    @royclinton3368 4 года назад +69

    "...thats between you and God!😂😂😂😂"

  • @vuyokwakweni2147
    @vuyokwakweni2147 4 года назад +23

    I really missed new Broussard content😂😂😂

  • @OneFlewOverTheCuckoo1999
    @OneFlewOverTheCuckoo1999 4 года назад +54

    He looks a romantic leading man in a rom com.

    • @GeekProdigyGuy
      @GeekProdigyGuy 4 года назад +2

      budget zac efron

    • @dontburstmybubble686
      @dontburstmybubble686 4 года назад +3

      No offense to him but he looks like the guy the main girl dumps because he cheated on her or whatever

    • @memrioxox
      @memrioxox 2 года назад +1

      yeah, that one too.

  • @TheRose930
    @TheRose930 4 года назад +37

    turned on subtitles to see what the subtitle guy did there. spoilers: he took out the R

  • @zinowor
    @zinowor 4 года назад +4

    that was really good, i can tell hes really grown as a comedian since last i saw a video of him. props to him

  • @timmmychanga
    @timmmychanga 4 года назад +2

    I love this so much it's very therapeutic I'll never get enough of this guy! Thank you so much!

  • @jasonflores5423
    @jasonflores5423 4 года назад +7

    Damn this is quick and smart! Look forward to seeing his career

  • @ScientistRenzo
    @ScientistRenzo 4 года назад +2

    One of the best comedians I’ve ever watched

  • @TigerGreene
    @TigerGreene 4 года назад +2

    This guy is so funny. I loved him on Roast Battle a few years ago and now I need to him live!

  • @HamsaLarsen
    @HamsaLarsen 4 года назад +1

    I recently just stumbled upon this brilliant comedian, he's definitely got a gift! His new set in TX was brilliant!

  • @mathijs1987j
    @mathijs1987j 3 года назад +3

    "Well, Duke is a long shot, but you should still apply" was a good line.

  • @clanbigger4
    @clanbigger4 4 года назад +29

    Really clever jokes

  • @ccm1049
    @ccm1049 4 года назад +2

    “I got this! Just focus on your career! 💪🏼” love it

  • @tobiojo10
    @tobiojo10 4 года назад +3

    That was superb. Amazing jokes, fantastic delivery bravo!

  • @Common_Curtisy
    @Common_Curtisy 2 года назад +2

    Love Matthew Broussard!

  • @ayyrazza
    @ayyrazza 4 года назад +6

    Give this guy another couple years hell be solid👌

  • @kiskadee321
    @kiskadee321 3 года назад +1

    “Ship in a bottle” is a very good description of the IUD insertion process.

  • @demetriusperminter8419
    @demetriusperminter8419 4 года назад +60

    Young mitt romeny here isn't half bad

  • @caleblouis1885
    @caleblouis1885 4 года назад +57

    This dude is going to be in the next anchor man.
    Check mi channel out.

    • @sunday8983
      @sunday8983 4 года назад +3

      Caleb Louis As a “legacy hire” for being Will Ferrell’s son 🤣

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 4 года назад

      The prequel.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 года назад

      For reals?

  • @jjgrey1488
    @jjgrey1488 4 года назад +11

    I love Austin and he's right on the money....

  • @georgiadogs231
    @georgiadogs231 4 года назад +2

    His description of Austin is so accurate

  • @morgansmith4609
    @morgansmith4609 2 года назад +1

    I’m crying laughing. I have tears coming down my cheeks.

  • @LovelyToLaugh
    @LovelyToLaugh 4 года назад +3

    Great set. Absolutely

  • @hv2623
    @hv2623 4 года назад +11

    This guy is really good.

  • @lukelyon1781
    @lukelyon1781 Год назад +3

    That Spice Girls joke was way too funny. I was howling like a hyena.

  • @mermaid2112
    @mermaid2112 4 года назад +2

    LOVE this dude! Where has he been???!!!

  • @basicfeelings8375
    @basicfeelings8375 3 года назад +1

    This dude has a comedy gift for sure, gold

  • @raymondkymsuttle
    @raymondkymsuttle 4 года назад +4

    He is SO good!

  • @carligirrl
    @carligirrl 4 года назад +23

    No! The Spice Girls clearly state:
    1. You gotta get with my friends
    2. You want my future, forget my past
    3. You wanna get with me, better make it fast
    4. Don't go wasting my precious time
    5. Get your act together, we could be just fine
    6. You have got to give. (Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is)
    And perhaps most importantly, and which Matthew Broussard clearly didn't do...
    7. You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully.
    I know it's a joke, but this is a joke based on him not even paying attention to what they are saying.

    • @roxannemouton8844
      @roxannemouton8844 4 года назад +2

      I feel like I stumbled upon a Phoenix Wright cross-examination x)

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 года назад +1

      I don't know how or what to feel right now

    • @lucaspatrick542
      @lucaspatrick542 4 года назад +2

      Your Honor, I move to STRIKE!

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 4 года назад +2

      Excellent

    • @cabana85
      @cabana85 4 года назад +1

      Partially true. They say what one has to do to be their lover. However, concerning the question what they really REALLY want, their answer is, and I quote "zigazig ah".

  • @nettejones8276
    @nettejones8276 3 года назад +1

    This is my first time watching him and oh my goodness I could not stop laughing. Hilarious!

  • @scotts.9329
    @scotts.9329 4 года назад +1

    i love his comedy. i want more. hes for real.

  • @IgnorantBoot
    @IgnorantBoot 3 года назад +2

    Never seen this guy before. Pretty good I'll have to check out some more of his stuff

  • @lillightning06heh20
    @lillightning06heh20 4 года назад +3

    “I’m like a GA governor.” 🤣🤣🤣 I felt that. He was the best of the bunch though, at least in the end.

  • @ridikipicklepeckinpuff583
    @ridikipicklepeckinpuff583 4 года назад +8

    IUDs Represent!! It's awesome get one TODAY 🤩🤩🤩

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 4 года назад +2

    He’s awesome, loved it

  • @asultansdemise
    @asultansdemise 4 года назад +1

    Nice as a fellow Texan....this is awesome! ....Hit that Austin nail right on the head.

  • @alexandersmith7061
    @alexandersmith7061 4 года назад +1

    This guy needs a full special

  • @kasuav1030
    @kasuav1030 4 года назад +1

    Phenomenal 😂😂😂 crying from laughing!!!

  • @ThaDocta0623
    @ThaDocta0623 4 месяца назад

    This guy does get enough credit. He’s clearly intelligent and does a good job utilizing that in his routine.
    I’d like to see more of him.

  • @kerrissedai6857
    @kerrissedai6857 2 года назад +1

    Love his comedy

  • @luciaralepobe
    @luciaralepobe 4 года назад +2

    "I got this, just focus on your career" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @lukescott5261
    @lukescott5261 3 года назад +1

    This is even funnier actually being from Texas so I appreciate this 😂

  • @christopherruiz3173
    @christopherruiz3173 Год назад +1

    Just saw this guy on Bert’s tops off tour. Man has insane pacing and material

  • @StephBeezy
    @StephBeezy 2 года назад +3

    In other shows he says Texas governors, but since he’s in TX he says Georgia😂

  • @brendanrussi1016
    @brendanrussi1016 Год назад +1

    this guy is pure genius

  • @TeenyTinyNightmare
    @TeenyTinyNightmare 4 года назад +12

    *he looks like an aged Zac Efron*

  • @silverserpent420
    @silverserpent420 4 года назад +1

    This dude is solid! 😂😂😂

  • @nathanwilson7102
    @nathanwilson7102 4 года назад +10

    He looks like he should have play fred in the live action scooby doo

  • @nicanornunez9787
    @nicanornunez9787 4 года назад +28

    You look like the son of will Ferrell with the uncanny valley.

  • @kangarooninja2594
    @kangarooninja2594 3 года назад +1

    Wow, this dude is definitely underrated.

  • @raymondkymsuttle
    @raymondkymsuttle 4 года назад +12

    Wow. He was remarkably prescient about the Georgia governor!!!

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 4 года назад +1

      RaymondKym Suttle Zactly!!!!

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +1

      Ditto this, I high-fived my cat when he said it.

  • @justmikethings9115
    @justmikethings9115 4 года назад

    I am loving the sky and binge watching all his stuff! He is amazing

  • @anikathorson3746
    @anikathorson3746 4 года назад +7

    they tell you what they want in the verses lmao

  • @JoJoLuvChannel
    @JoJoLuvChannel 4 года назад +1

    I didn’t think I would survive this video, it’s too funny 😂

  • @melvina628
    @melvina628 4 года назад +8

    0:39 Silicon Valley IS King of the Hill. There's no difference.

  • @RVWhiskey
    @RVWhiskey Год назад

    “I got this! Just focus on your career!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @AndreaTyrell
    @AndreaTyrell 4 года назад +1

    That's the truth about Austin.

  • @clootscalhoun9481
    @clootscalhoun9481 3 года назад

    Loved the subtle Forrest Gump reference at 5:55

  • @dodgytrump9868
    @dodgytrump9868 3 года назад

    “You shall not pass!” (Gandalf) comes to mind, right towards the end.

  • @EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo
    @EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo 4 года назад +20

    Should I leave in the R...

  • @kalisederoche
    @kalisederoche Год назад

    so solid n gorgeous wow! also that last joke killed me!!! 😂

  • @mznaeture
    @mznaeture 2 года назад +1

    He said RAINBOW CONFEDERATE FLAG 😂🤣

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 3 года назад

    that last line was a killer!