If I Were You: Pizza Toppings

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • A clip from this week's If I Were You in which Geoff, Reilly, Jake and Amir discuss their favorite pizza toppings. And don't forget the sauce!
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Комментарии • 82

  • @nickhy9223
    @nickhy9223 2 года назад +184

    An underrated technique in this clip is Geoff deliberately moving on from the joke and steering the conversation back into mundane toppings banter in order to give Amir the opportunity to interrupt again and develop the joke. The diva actually interrupts Jake mid-sentence twice for this purpose. Great initiative and great setup.

    • @flipdiesel9652
      @flipdiesel9652 2 года назад +10

      I 100% agree, he’s so good at improv

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman Год назад +22

      "keep waxing pizza" is such a funny way to phrase it, too

    • @KyanNezhad
      @KyanNezhad Год назад +5

      They're so fucking good with each other man

  • @noahfeingold8362
    @noahfeingold8362 3 года назад +177

    I love that Jake, who has known Amir for 10+ years, still cracks up as much as Geoffrey and Reilly

    • @Gooner184
      @Gooner184 3 года назад +7

      Way longer than 10+ years, but yeah

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles 3 года назад +29

      @@Gooner184 What do you think the + means?

    • @pinballvestbear
      @pinballvestbear 2 года назад +10

      @@Gooner184 "way longer than 10+ years" so you mean 10+ years?

  • @beepain6005
    @beepain6005 3 года назад +216

    I watch this video a lot.

  • @AltafNanavati
    @AltafNanavati 3 года назад +72

    the best part is seeing the first 7 seconds where Amir is contorting is face

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 2 года назад +3

      HAHAHAHA The part where he's working himself up to say it

  • @LyghtWaves
    @LyghtWaves 4 года назад +82

    I knew they'd turn it into this this this this nuclear bomb of me!

    • @brandonallen2301
      @brandonallen2301 3 года назад +5

      why are they giving him the silent treatmat

    • @Mrsemir100
      @Mrsemir100 3 года назад +4

      listen man
      i just wanna do things that makes me smile of you

  • @guilhermecalland489
    @guilhermecalland489 3 года назад +45

    I've watched this like, a bad amount of times.

  • @jesserobkin
    @jesserobkin 3 года назад +60

    this is one of the funniest bits amir has done, maybe ever

  • @xX88B88Xx
    @xX88B88Xx Год назад +13

    I now always ask my waiter to make sure my pizza is sliced up, reallll nice.

  • @AltafNanavati
    @AltafNanavati 3 года назад +50

    I want "I like a sauce" to be on a shirt so bad. With a crude drawing of Amir as popeye

    • @mattkinzy
      @mattkinzy 2 года назад

      I’d buy 14 of them

    • @elliotkeil6063
      @elliotkeil6063 Год назад +3

      A chipmunk with a can of spinach and a corncob pipe of sorts

  • @theskeletongang
    @theskeletongang 2 года назад +11

    that's the best way to eat
    it
    sliced up
    real nice

  • @beepain6005
    @beepain6005 3 года назад +30

    Waxing pizza is my favorite pair of words

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman 3 года назад +7

      Geoffrey is really good at constructing interesting sentences. He's wise beyond his years. That's probably why he's wearing the robe.

  • @flipdiesel9652
    @flipdiesel9652 4 месяца назад +2

    “CAN YOU MAKE SURE ITS IN A CIRCLE SHAPE????”
    🤣 😆 😂

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 3 года назад +14

    Headgum needs to make a shirt that says "CHEEEEZZZE PLEASSSE!"

  • @NotHeresrsly
    @NotHeresrsly 3 года назад +10

    Like, I'm sure it would ruin it, or be boring or something, but every time I rewatch this, I just... Need to know why Amir did that at all?

  • @jspr1272
    @jspr1272 3 года назад +74

    Reilly Anspaugh is a national treasure. Gosh that laugh is contagious.

    • @wolfgangouille
      @wolfgangouille 2 года назад +3

      She is a dime of sorts.

    • @jspr1272
      @jspr1272 2 года назад +3

      @@wolfgangouille a saucer of jorts

    • @kidyuki1
      @kidyuki1 2 года назад +1

      @@jspr1272 Don't call them saucers

    • @jspr1272
      @jspr1272 2 года назад +1

      @@kidyuki1 it statistically, probably doesn't contain any meat!

  • @tylergee3043
    @tylergee3043 3 года назад +23

    "AND A WHOLE LACK OF SAUCE"

    • @tylergee3043
      @tylergee3043 3 года назад +8

      I no longer support this joke...

    • @Jacksonisonfirealive
      @Jacksonisonfirealive 3 года назад

      Oh God where is that from, I've been trying to remember

    • @atkingofhearts
      @atkingofhearts 3 года назад +2

      @@Jacksonisonfirealive it’s from Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir with Thomas Middleditch, where they watch Doobs part 1 and 3.

    • @RacleandRaHill
      @RacleandRaHill 3 года назад

      @@tylergee3043 :( unfortunately

    • @jeremiahbaugh8195
      @jeremiahbaugh8195 2 года назад

      @@tylergee3043 what why?

  • @benlittleforest
    @benlittleforest 3 года назад +7

    CHEEZE PLEASE…. and dont forget the SAUCE

  • @christyguy59
    @christyguy59 3 года назад +19

    I like it cooked!

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 3 года назад +6

    Amir is a National Treasure 2, so not quite a National Treasure

  • @AltTakeshc
    @AltTakeshc 3 месяца назад +1

    Of all of Amir's elderly outbursts, this is certainly one of them

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 3 года назад +36

    It's criminal that there's not a video version of The Headgum Podcast

    • @the-boring-car-guy
      @the-boring-car-guy 3 года назад +44

      HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. ASS. ruclips.net/video/bf_hfXdoFKE/видео.html

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles 3 года назад +34

      *EVERYBODY*
      *EVERYBODY*

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza 3 года назад +13

      @@iblame_nargles let's get it started in HAAAAA

  • @xxgracefallenxx
    @xxgracefallenxx 3 года назад +4

    I just now saw this and i've actually died. please send flowers to my loved ones

  • @Julian-jd5yj
    @Julian-jd5yj 4 месяца назад +1

    You can tell the quarantine was getting to them lmao

  • @TaylerPhillips
    @TaylerPhillips 3 года назад +7

    NFCheeeeeeeeese

  • @MrShakespere
    @MrShakespere 3 года назад +4

    I don't know why or how, but I keep on coming back here

  • @Jessedoespoo
    @Jessedoespoo 6 месяцев назад +1

    Sliced up real nice sounds like the Joker

  • @122gogreen
    @122gogreen 3 года назад +3

    no offense but geoffrey is a beautiful man

  • @skatestreetsGAME
    @skatestreetsGAME 6 месяцев назад

    Why dont these 4 have a regular pod together?? I listened to the review revue airport lounges of them today its CLASSIC

  • @williambjork2777
    @williambjork2777 Год назад +1

    I’ve watched this a sad amount of times

  • @awesomeguy2009
    @awesomeguy2009 3 года назад +3

    Green pepper, spicy sausage and onions, ya *bunions!*
    I don't hate or like pineapple on pizza. If it's the only pizza there, I'll eat it but I'll never be willing order it for myself lmaoo

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 2 года назад

      Pineapple chunks on pizza is horrible. But if you get a little thin layer of crushed pineapple, it's actually pretty okay

  • @MrWeazlebee
    @MrWeazlebee 3 года назад +6

    ye... gimme a pizza and make it BONELESS

  • @aetchum
    @aetchum 3 года назад +2

    Where'd Geoff get the coat? I need one.

  • @Spewgo
    @Spewgo 2 года назад +1

    This is probably the most foul video on the internet

    • @JaxonBurn
      @JaxonBurn Год назад

      Fowl* as in, a murmur post.

  • @RiskyBiiscuit
    @RiskyBiiscuit 3 года назад +1

    What episode is this again

  • @chrisbyerly
    @chrisbyerly 7 месяцев назад

    Years later I’m looking up this specific part because it still makes me laugh

  • @jordan-3456
    @jordan-3456 3 года назад +1

    I LIKE A SAAAAAAAUCE

  • @davidpugh5826
    @davidpugh5826 3 года назад

    Wow this clip is cut too short. Gotta wait for the sprinkles.

  • @KyanNezhad
    @KyanNezhad Год назад

    These guys are so in sync man

  • @spencertoussaint4112
    @spencertoussaint4112 Год назад

    Technically sauce and cheese can be an after cooked topping like ranch and Parmesan cheese etc

  • @matthew7306
    @matthew7306 2 года назад +1

    Anchovies

  • @DivaRoach
    @DivaRoach 2 года назад

    Your best work

  • @indyphillipconner6252
    @indyphillipconner6252 3 года назад

    Are you and Jake ever returning to college humor to do more Jake & Amir skits

    • @benjones3979
      @benjones3979 3 года назад +7

      They own the rights to it now so who knows

    • @mustyshitlap
      @mustyshitlap 3 года назад +2

      Check out headgum!

    • @af8808
      @af8808 3 года назад

      I'm not sure if the current College humor audience would even get Jake and Amir

  • @homebattleoffice5140
    @homebattleoffice5140 4 месяца назад

    Don't forget the sauuuuuuuuce....