Worst Text Ever - If I Were You - Bonus (2019)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
  • In this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever.
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Комментарии • 32

  • @samheap3561
    @samheap3561 Год назад +78

    The GOAT Text (speculative punctuation added):
    Hey I want you to know somethings and I want to try to make somethings clear. I can understand why you wouldn't want to be around someone who is moody. I don't think I am, and if I was, then I think you need to be more understanding and forgiving.
    I do get very excited and happy when I'm around you, or even just thinking about you. I do like you very, very much, and I never got over you from a million years ago. I think you're the best and I have never and will never meet or be able to be with someone of you incredibleness. I think that you're too insecure for your own good and that needs to stop completely.
    I know you've probably had a million guys say this kind of stuff, and have probably said it and been a million times better, but I need to. So please try to empathise, it makes me immeasurably sad that you won't talk to me. In an ideal world. You and me would be together forever and I've never not thought about that.
    Don't think I'll find someone else because I haven't in a million years. I don't believe in love, but I know I've never felt that same way about anyone else?

    • @samheap3561
      @samheap3561 Год назад +24

      I'd like y'all to know that this was grating to write

    • @jonoaks9834
      @jonoaks9834 Год назад

      @@samheap3561it was grating to read

    • @Mommy_Moss
      @Mommy_Moss Год назад

      @@samheap3561I appreciate your sacrifice

    • @davidschwimmer439
      @davidschwimmer439 Год назад +1

      @@samheap3561 Thank you my Brohemian. My only note is an added elipsis.
      I can understand why you wouldn't want to be around someone who is moody... I don't think I am - and if I was, then I think you need to be more understanding and forgiving.

    • @chegg7660
      @chegg7660 Год назад +1

      Taupe

  • @crain2796
    @crain2796 Год назад +35

    Oh god Amir’s vision is deteriorating so fast he needs lasik again

  • @ryanhealy9026
    @ryanhealy9026 Год назад +17

    0:50
    Doesn’t matter if he sleeps 2 hours, 10 hours, or 5 minutes, he’s getting a full 9.

    • @ryanhealy9026
      @ryanhealy9026 Год назад +1

      Jake is fainting more than DJ Shmumu

  • @Decenium
    @Decenium Год назад +19

    fuck me the sugar cup bit has me in stitches

  • @captainbooney
    @captainbooney Год назад +14

    Jake was off the chains on this one lol

    • @captainbooney
      @captainbooney Год назад +2

      This might have a top 5 moment in the history of the pod. Amir reading the text message is hilarious

  • @StationOutlook
    @StationOutlook Год назад +2

    Omg the sleep bit . Just wow.

  • @josephhaynes2123
    @josephhaynes2123 Год назад +2

    That vision into Amir’s future during the ad read

  • @carlosr6462
    @carlosr6462 Год назад +10

    such a bad writer 🤣🤣

  • @slowestjabroni
    @slowestjabroni Год назад +1

    a BUCKET of hummus

  • @michaeldeibert9379
    @michaeldeibert9379 Год назад

    Amir seemed hungover during the ad reads

  • @jayknight1099
    @jayknight1099 Год назад

    Get liquid! Get liquid!

  • @-ian_shitpost._.
    @-ian_shitpost._. Год назад

    mi parte favorita de la musica es el minuto 34

  • @ChEiPs
    @ChEiPs Год назад +1

    snatch

  • @JoshMarshain
    @JoshMarshain Год назад

    FINALLY

  • @susanissajoke
    @susanissajoke Год назад

    Whats up with the weird dude putting his fingers in his mouth?

  • @JamesInAWeek
    @JamesInAWeek Год назад

    Second

  • @JohnWilliams-zv7eb
    @JohnWilliams-zv7eb Год назад +6

    So should I just unsubscribe from the patreon?

    • @minartson
      @minartson Год назад +7

      Their patreon has literally been 99% reactions to old J&A episodes for years, idk why people are even subbed.

  • @retsuza
    @retsuza Год назад +4

    Bet they put another fucking betterhelp ad in this one as well

  • @Brian-nw3ey
    @Brian-nw3ey Год назад +3

    Can us patrons technically sue for this bs? Like I literally paid to watch this & support and now it’s all released for a quick buck…

    • @realemaskye286
      @realemaskye286 Год назад +8

      not at all. as a patron, you have 0 ownership over any of the content they post and neither does patreon. theyre allowed to do whatever they want with it. putting early release content on patreon and then posting it later for free is a really common practice.

    • @itcouldbelupus2842
      @itcouldbelupus2842 4 месяца назад +1

      You paid to get it early bro and support the show.
      I'm 90% sure this is a goof and you're just saying what Amir would say in a video but still...