Those foolish trained soldiers made the fatal mistake of bringing their puny guns to a swords, knives, very sharp objects, and cutlery fight! They never stood a chance.
I like how the fake japanese speaking people all wear chinese clothes and put chopsticks in their hair, specializing in tomahawks that are actually european battle axes
King FishCL The guy playing Indo doesn't have an accent and has a Japanese name in the credits, so I think he's actually Japanese. The wife has an accent but her actor's first name is Ko so she might be Japanese, too.
+Earoist havent you seen every action movie ever? either the enemy always forgets that a gun shoots bullets or their accuracy is so bad that they would miss from two feet away
that is realistic... when I was younger, I remember being baffled yet intrigued in "QVC" or other cable TV sales type channels... I was always confused how they could offer a set of 12 folding pocket knives, 6 throwing axes, 12 throwing knives 12 steak knives, 5 filleting knives, 5 buck knives, 10 ninja stars, 3 different katana swords and a grappling hook with 50 ft. rope for the low, low price of $199.99... They would say it's a $1,200 value and someone is going to lose their job for offering such a low, low price... Turns out its the cheapest, most prone to rusting, most prone to falling apart metal with the dullest blades available. You would be forgiven if you mistook the back of the knife for the blade in some instances. Just because there appears to be a cutting edge doesn't mean it will do the job. To be fair; the years i remember taking notice of cutlery infomercials are the same years that Insane Clown Posse music videos were popular as well as freakishly colored contact lenses and Jenco jeans commercials... I am proud to say that while I was fascinated by the era, I never partook.
They are wearing Chinese clothing and speaking japanese. That's not hilarious...Shunway can't properly speak with his own wife....that's not funny. Maybe add some farts and poop and it would suit my taste better.
Americansikkunt That's part of the joke. Up until 7:18 he's the biggest mall ninja that you can be, just like many of the folks who sell cheap stainless steel katanas. Of course he can't speak any Asian language, never mind his own wife's. He probably chose what his wife would wear for the show as well. By all rights, he should be supremely incompetent with his weapons and the weapons themselves should not hold up...so when he actually turns out to be a complete badass with a sword, it subverts the image that's been set up.
I know the whole thing is very much a joke but somehow I still feel intensely bad for Kenny and his childhood trauma that has clearly not been addressed. Not to mention taking a knife to the throat.
I like how a simple parrying dagger coupled with imagination becomes The Gut Spreader. Also I think that Assassin Knife is a budget kukri from Windlass. I've got one of those, it's of mediocre sharpness and overweight, like myself really.
Dragon Shumway from NTSF:SD:SUV featuring the actor from childrens hospital, Rob Heubel, played by the actual actor Rob Huebel. I love how everything in the Adult Swim network basically takes place in a shared universe
I know what those soldiers were thinking - "This guy is clearly a trained martial artists with Swords, too fast for us to shoot at a distance. We better get within close range to ensure an accurate kill shot"
Because it's supposed to be corny and stupid. In the eyes of America, foreign cultures are often mistaken for each other or not even recognized as separate.
1. SHUMWAY 2. Me (the most humble man) 3. Martin Luther king jr. 4. Gandhi 5. Norse gods 6. Other gods 7. adult swim 8. Adult swam 9. Swimming adult 10. Indo Yamamoto
@@HammerheadGuitar While in the story they were meant to look like cheap work, it looks like the prop work was done by these folks: www.swordandstone.com/ I think I remember hearing decent things about them back in my days paying more attention to arms and armour. I bet those props were better than they look like they should be.
"you... left ME... for DEAD"
"WE APOLOGIIIZED"
dark evilyn basically Vietnam
poor Kenny. Oh my god!!!! They killed Kenny!!!!
The most realistic conversation about Vietnam ever.
"ARE YOU TELLING ME WE'VE STILL GOT MEN LEFT OVER THERE?!"
The congressional medal of apology.
The delivery of the line "I'm going to kill him, but not before he kills you. i can't _get there_ in time" is really funny
Those foolish trained soldiers made the fatal mistake of bringing their puny guns to a swords, knives, very sharp objects, and cutlery fight! They never stood a chance.
Also got CLOSER to the person they were fighting. Ridiculous!!
Harrison Westphall can’t see shit with those thick balaclavas in the dark. just rushed b too soon
You're missing the *point* of the video.
Never bring a gun to a sword, knife, very sharp object and cutlery figth.
With the right swiss army they could have stood a chance.
I like how the fake japanese speaking people all wear chinese clothes and put chopsticks in their hair, specializing in tomahawks that are actually european battle axes
+King FishCL The "Assassins blade" really a Gurkha Knife, lovely.
Its so Samurai Cop, man... .
King FishCL I agree, even though I knew it was all satirical, my OCD was triggered but all this fuckery. Well played Adult Swim, well played.
King FishCL The guy playing Indo doesn't have an accent and has a Japanese name in the credits, so I think he's actually Japanese. The wife has an accent but her actor's first name is Ko so she might be Japanese, too.
It’s real japanese. They sound a bit rusty though lol
*Escaped from a Vietnamese work camp, captured by Vietnamese Forces in Pittsburgh and sent back to Vietnam* what, lol
Never trust those nail salons at the mall.
this is how people who own katanas actually think they can fight
+Agent Bill Wilson The whole time I was thinking "Why don't they just shoot him?"
+Agent Bill Wilson Would you stab a man before throwing him out of a plane?
+Earoist because he deflects bullets....duh...
slitor That's what I thought too. But they didn't even try. He can deflect punches too.
+Earoist havent you seen every action movie ever? either the enemy always forgets that a gun shoots bullets or their accuracy is so bad that they would miss from two feet away
Kenny's a great guy. Hell of a producer.
@John R holy shit really!?
You know why? because he trusts master Shumway.
Hehe, mark
Was *
just realized he was in breaking bad
"You're gonna spread a lot of fear with your penetrator. Right, it's a very masculine weapon"
"recaptured in 2004 at a mall in Pittsburgh and brought back to veitnam"
Alright men, single file and don't fire until you're within sword striking range.
They wanted him alive to do the mission. Their orders were just to distract him so the General could sneak up on his wife.
Burton L
They're all dead now, but it's ok fellas, it was just to distract him, not to take him down!
poor Kenny. Oh my god!!!! They killed Kenny!!!!
@@foofoo3344 those fucking bastards
He would just cut the bullets in half
Man the new Witcher 3 DLC looks really weird
wouldn't expect to see you here
The penetrator?
all those weapons for 220 bucks? Great deal!
that is realistic... when I was younger, I remember being baffled yet intrigued in "QVC" or other cable TV sales type channels... I was always confused how they could offer a set of 12 folding pocket knives, 6 throwing axes, 12 throwing knives 12 steak knives, 5 filleting knives, 5 buck knives, 10 ninja stars, 3 different katana swords and a grappling hook with 50 ft. rope for the low, low price of $199.99... They would say it's a $1,200 value and someone is going to lose their job for offering such a low, low price...
Turns out its the cheapest, most prone to rusting, most prone to falling apart metal with the dullest blades available. You would be forgiven if you mistook the back of the knife for the blade in some instances. Just because there appears to be a cutting edge doesn't mean it will do the job.
To be fair; the years i remember taking notice of cutlery infomercials are the same years that Insane Clown Posse music videos were popular as well as freakishly colored contact lenses and Jenco jeans commercials... I am proud to say that while I was fascinated by the era, I never partook.
Joe Cat and then you get arrested for possession of 50+ knifes and blades.
Oi mate you ave a loiscense fo those knives?
@@Ovahlls in america?? u can't even get arrested for owning 50+ assault rifles there
Actually yes even if they're display only
Keanu Reeves is taking every job he can nowadays
well... that's his job... as an actor....
Dude, this ist not Keanu Reeves. Come on.
Constantine well aren't you observant
Constantine I thought that too, but then I realised he's wearing a wig
his name is Rob Huebel, Just take a Look to the cast.
I love how the penetrator literally requires you to squeeze your fingers onto the blades to close it.
A true master of a weapon needs to understand it’s strength. I regularly slice myself with my katana on purpose.
@@dharmallars Its the only way to develop an immunity tbh
That one is actually a real thing, it's called the trident dagger. It's meant to be used in your offhand in a duel to trap your opponent's weapon.
Real elephant tusk and tiger claw spray painted gold. Lmao!
sonya griffy only the best!!
I loved your acting on" hey arnold"
@@insolentish4529 omg lol
I love the over-the-top shaky cam. That cracked me up. So many movies think that is a good idea and it just sucks.
Sounds like a Liam Neeson movie
Its a fancy, masculine weapon.
Kenny trusts Shumway lololol
Oh boy
reminds me of something that would be in a grand theft auto radio station
Yes! So weird and random.
Vaint Holy crap, you're right. I used to love listening to those stations after I got tired of the same songs all the time haha
West Coast Talk Station.
Bless Her Heart
That American Channel
Vaint there was a tv show in gta 4 where they sold knives
Rite
"they corrupted our mainframe, i don't know whats going on" hahaha
Not a big Steven Seagal movie fan, but at least this one is short enough to end before you're completely bored.
your comment was funnier than this whole video.
27182818284590452354e-19 Also features a lot less dubbing than usual-- always a plus.
27182818284590452354e-19 I was bored immediately
LMFAO DED cause you killed me
@Jsuttian that what she said...
She says alot
I would watch more infomercials if they were like this
I trust you've watched the Alpha Chow video, then?
@@roguishpaladin i think they mean infomercials in general, not like the infomercial time block on [as]
@@roguishpaladin the alpha chow one had me laughing the hardest I had in a while the first time I seen it lmfao
- “Are you telling me we still got men left over there??”
- “Kind of”
😂😂
Man, even the less/not funny of these infomercial things do a really good job of not going where you expect them to go.
They are wearing Chinese clothing and speaking japanese. That's not hilarious...Shunway can't properly speak with his own wife....that's not funny. Maybe add some farts and poop and it would suit my taste better.
+Americansikkunt Um… Are you trying to sound sarcastic???
MistressMerr I just found them and I'm hooked.
Americansikkunt That's part of the joke. Up until 7:18 he's the biggest mall ninja that you can be, just like many of the folks who sell cheap stainless steel katanas. Of course he can't speak any Asian language, never mind his own wife's. He probably chose what his wife would wear for the show as well. By all rights, he should be supremely incompetent with his weapons and the weapons themselves should not hold up...so when he actually turns out to be a complete badass with a sword, it subverts the image that's been set up.
this went pretty much where I expected. It's Adult Swim, someone was gonna die. . .
7:20. That acting is perfect, vintage 1989 B-Action Movie right there.
I love how he says, "Bring our boys home!"
I am 90% sure that is Keanu Reeves.
Rob Huebel
look at it
all
and tremble with fear
anyone can own this array of weapons
but put 'em on your shelf at home
Glad to see the guy from the Playstation commercials getting work.
this acting is flawless
Actual Footage of Metal Gear Solid VI
the entire "fantasy weapon" collection
Huh. Kenny later turned out to be that nerdy baseball-card-collecting drug dealer from Better Call Saul. Weird.
Thats where I knew him from THANK YOU!
LOL I WAS WONDERING WHERE TF I KNEW HIM FROM.THANKS
that's what I was thinking of the pie sitter
I was confused for the longest time, thanks for finally reminding me hahaha
Wrong. That’s WC Fields from On Cinema. He’s also Charlie Chaplin and The 3 Stooges.
I lost it at "Dong Valley, 1969"
I know the whole thing is very much a joke but somehow I still feel intensely bad for Kenny and his childhood trauma that has clearly not been addressed. Not to mention taking a knife to the throat.
"How did you find me?"
"We turned on the TV"
💀💀💀💀💀
killed me
“It’s a fancy, masculine weapon.” -Kenny
This is like a 13 year olds fan fiction come to life, lol.
That instant purchase at 3:00 got me
LOL!
7:45 "Recipient of the Pentagon's "Sincere Apology Award."
I like how a simple parrying dagger coupled with imagination becomes The Gut Spreader. Also I think that Assassin Knife is a budget kukri from Windlass. I've got one of those, it's of mediocre sharpness and overweight, like myself really.
The kukri is a Nepalese weapon used by the Gurkhas
:D
I kinda wanna see the dragon face cream show as well. Soushi knows what's up.
Very sharp humor.
Good cutting remarks.
I think they got the point.
Very edgey comedy.
Err... wait I'm sure there's another.
No...that's it.
Those jokes were dull, such pointless puns, you really grind my gears, you need sharpen your wits, i can't handle you any more.
SMLEMK4 You made me laugh home slice!
You split my sides man!
Are you going to cut this someday?
Your puns were pretty cutting edge.
SMLEMK4 Your comment pierced me right through the heart.
Rob Hubel is possibly the most Underrated Comedian of my time.
Every time you see him you know it's gonna be good
He was great on human giant, first place I saw him and now you gotta hunt down those episodes
*holds kukri* "The ASSASSINS BLADE" "oh"
Meme Boi I agree
Kenny:...."don't do it please..." 😯
I like how guys with guns just keep running forward. Some don't even shoot. They just run straight into his sword. LOL!
those are the Special Forces rejects. Their test to prove themselves is go on a mission and NOT get killed. Nature has some gruesome ways.
You get drunk you stay away from your phone, that's how people get hurt. So true.
dragon face cream DESU
"The Penetrator" is actually a parrying dagger.
Gotta love the amount of air time they need to fill on Adult Swim. Nowhere else would this skit be 11:30 long. Amazing!
Dragon Shumway from NTSF:SD:SUV featuring the actor from childrens hospital, Rob Heubel, played by the actual actor Rob Huebel. I love how everything in the Adult Swim network basically takes place in a shared universe
This is the greatest piece of art that I have ever seen. Thank you Adult Swim. I now know what living feels like.
"SHOSHI! You did it girl! You saved your self..." lol best part
they killed kenny......
those bastards!
I can't be the only one who was thinking: ''YOU HAVE GUNS! USE THEM, DAMMIT!''
I know what those soldiers were thinking - "This guy is clearly a trained martial artists with Swords, too fast for us to shoot at a distance. We better get within close range to ensure an accurate kill shot"
The sheer skill in the way shumway holds the blade.you can tell he knows what hes doing
Why are they all wearing Chinese clothes and speaking Japanese?
Because it's supposed to be corny and stupid. In the eyes of America, foreign cultures are often mistaken for each other or not even recognized as separate.
Stephen Zogas Well, a lot of the world does the same thing about us, but we are more varied than any nation on Earth.
Michael Cook Haha, hardly.
Sam Johnston No really, there's a reason why its called the great melting pot.
I'm Canadian but the same idea still implies
Best part "how did you find me" , general " we turned on the tv"
I would've been more amusing if the swords just bent and snapped like the actual mail ninja crap that those shows sell.
The joke is that its real
Well gotta to prove these were real somehow
This is the most awesome informercial I have ever seen
8:36
Holy shit! They killed Kenny!
You bastards!
*W E A P O L O G I Z E D*
"Recipient of the Pentagon Sincere Apology Award"
The triple action gut spreader is actually a parrying device, also a gut spreader.
Kenny’s story wrestling with his dad was just too amusing
"Just between guys, just fun."
A katana with the words "bad mammy jammy"
That looks really authentic... :O
Shoshi: Everything hurts.
Subtitles: I wish Indo was here.
Shumway: And I love you too, sweet pea.
PFFFT
Thank goodness, Kenny was really draining the energy from this show 😜😂
dpj1 how dare you.. he was one hell of a producer..
Most powerful energy vampire in the continental US
They corrupted our mainframe.
why does this unironically look like something out of MGS4
Kenny is just the best producer you could ever have
9:30"i accept your appology"
"but i didnt'"
"but it seem like one" hahaha
"How do you found me?!"
"We turned on the TV!"
Hahahaha classic!!
"Wrestling, just for fun, just between men" that was so brief but so uncomfortable even as it breezed by 🤣🤣
It keeps me coming back.
"How did you find me?"
"We turned on the television."
I should have seen that coming, yet I somehow didn't...
Reminds me of GTA 4's "Serrated Edge" TV show lol
Writing is brilliant. And that dude Shumway is such a memorable character.
at 7:19 I COMPLETELY LOST MY SHIT. This guy rocks.
6:18 look! It's Geralt of Rivia!
The poor producer....
8:34 I LOLd
"Ow, my nuts!" - Submitted for Emmy consideration
The Pentagon's "sincere apology" award. Hahahaha
Shumway: *holding kukri*
Me: oh cool my favorite blade!
Shumway: “this is an assassin blade.”
Me: Shumway no!
7:26 that's music from Command and Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars!
The skit gets progressively funnier! Love it!
1. SHUMWAY
2. Me (the most humble man)
3. Martin Luther king jr.
4. Gandhi
5. Norse gods
6. Other gods
7. adult swim
8. Adult swam
9. Swimming adult
10. Indo Yamamoto
"escaped Vietnamese work camp in 1995" i love how it takes him over 20 years to escape
"The greatest asset this country ever has at it's disposal is fear"
This just got way too real.
“Circumcised by a Tomahawk” is my favorite movie
I love how Chaos Neutral this show is! More!
They’re so sharp they can cut an energy vampire.
I wanted to buy a few of those swords for real! I was so sad when I found out it was fake
+Big Zeke They are not real, probably some cheap stainless steel crap...
@@HammerheadGuitar While in the story they were meant to look like cheap work, it looks like the prop work was done by these folks: www.swordandstone.com/ I think I remember hearing decent things about them back in my days paying more attention to arms and armour. I bet those props were better than they look like they should be.
Send me all your money. I’ll get you some
What the hell is Mark Proksch doing here?! Does he know that the On Cinema family is looking for him?!
It's Spagett! Five bags of popcorn and a samurai sword
I'm gonna buy a minigun and put it on my 'shelf'.
By the time it had become an infomercial again I had forgotten that it was one to begin with.
Good God! You brought choppers to my TV studio.
Late at night you get drunk you stay away from your phone that's how people get hurt... LOL words of fucking wisdom!
Adult swim as a talent for making 11 minutes feel like an hour with its commercials.
"Recipient of the Pentagon's *Sincere Apology Award* "...
😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
You should give this man an Oscar at 9:19 :D
It's like they say..."Don't bring a gun to a knife fight."
Keanu Reeves is doing infomercials and he's a better actor all of a sudden?Well consider my mind fucking blown.
real elephant tusk spray painted gold