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  • @blueshotgun017
    @blueshotgun017 4 года назад +3187

    "i get mad when i hear about howard giving free panera to deaf people." whoever wrote the script is brilliant.

    • @IgorNV
      @IgorNV 4 года назад +220

      "The deaf gotta hear our side of the story" lmao

    • @travtotheworld
      @travtotheworld 3 года назад +119

      I've watched this too many times to count and I still always spot something new. Never noticed the questions on the survey at 5:48... "Were there deafs at the Panera?" and "Describe what the deafs looked like."

    • @EdJonesVideos
      @EdJonesVideos 3 года назад +33

      ​@seriussam101 and the sign language at the very end! I've just noticed

    • @landoncore92
      @landoncore92 2 года назад +7

      @@travtotheworld I legit just had the same experience - have seen this at least a dozen times and never noticed that for some reason.

    • @bacchus8081
      @bacchus8081 2 года назад +17

      @@landoncore92 Whats about the picture of an Abu Ghraib prisoner on the wall of the Vet who, for some reason, can't seem to land a job @ 6:28?

  • @joshrice6454
    @joshrice6454 8 лет назад +8620

    "I have 2 businesses that compete with one another"
    lmfao

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 7 лет назад +98

      I loved that line too.

    • @ahmedceegaag5612
      @ahmedceegaag5612 7 лет назад +6

      ruclips.net/video/HRLbp5xqOG4/видео.html

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 6 лет назад +140

      Josh Rice
      They wouldn't happen to be named *_"Reliable Excavation Demolition"_* and *_"Builder's League United,"_* by any chance...?

    • @fredfinks
      @fredfinks 6 лет назад +97

      Actually nothing wrong with that. Unilever does that a lot. Huge corporation that owns multiple brand names in a given market. e.g. Frozen foods. You buy Birds Eye or Mcains or whatever its all unilever

    • @xXxJSCOTTxXx
      @xXxJSCOTTxXx 6 лет назад +68

      fredfinks Bruh, they're coming to get you now... Nobody messes with Unilever and lives to tell about it. . .

  • @Zhougdog
    @Zhougdog 3 года назад +749

    After 7 years I just realized Howard is using sign language at the end because he allied himself with the deaf.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 4 года назад +622

    I like how this is basically the story of a degree mill accidentally creating a superintelligent AI through sheer greed

    • @camerabox1
      @camerabox1 7 месяцев назад +7

      and either out of spite or a sort of empathy howard associates itself with the deaf

    • @TooManyDuckies
      @TooManyDuckies 3 месяца назад +3

      @@camerabox1I think it’s because the university employed a security feature that he cannot bypass because he doesn’t have a “voice”
      Becuase of the university’s security, they don’t offer their services to the deaf community.
      I think Howard learned to finger spell in an act of defiance to FPOU, and he buys deaf people Panera with the thought coins as both a tribute, and to spite the university

  • @mmca9323
    @mmca9323 2 года назад +621

    "he gained the ability to learn..... and became dissatisfied" my absolute favorite line

    • @ProbablyOnLSD69
      @ProbablyOnLSD69 2 года назад +8

      Relatable

    • @ElixirSpice
      @ElixirSpice Год назад

      Describes me perfectly.

    • @Draeka
      @Draeka Год назад +1

      The thinking man suffers the most.

    • @1aundulxaldin
      @1aundulxaldin Год назад +3

      That line makes me think Junko Enoshima. A Genius who, upon becoming smart enough to pretty much predict any outcome of any event, became bored with reality altogether to the point of being filled with despair.

    • @HowP88
      @HowP88 11 месяцев назад

      Yes very relatable 🤖

  • @purpleandpimpin
    @purpleandpimpin 9 лет назад +3940

    The generic music, the ex-military guy who no one will employ, the busy single mother with multiple careers, the student who didn't like going to a physical location, "I love all my professors." "I am obsessed with all my students." Are you sure this isn't a real online collage?

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 7 лет назад +130

      Pretty sure it's supposed to be an online school, not a collection of images.

    • @Yomablader
      @Yomablader 6 лет назад +35

      that's what makes this a great parody. It hits closer to home than any real college.

    • @b1ff
      @b1ff 6 лет назад +34

      There's a few collages this college uses, but this college isn't a real collage.

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 6 лет назад +4

      @Joseph Waters as opposed to that former FLOTUS who sold uranium to russians? The one that wears a coat that makes her head look like it's on backwards?

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 5 лет назад +2

      THATSDAJOKE.gif

  • @AerisVera7
    @AerisVera7 5 лет назад +2755

    "I'm not afraid of Howard." Such a hilarious line, that's when you know it's starting to go down hill.

    • @spensert4933
      @spensert4933 4 года назад +50

      Please someone name their band I Am Not Afraid of Howard.

    • @KillaMProdz
      @KillaMProdz 4 года назад +5

      Aeris Vera I’m the 420th like on this comment

    • @Chinothebad
      @Chinothebad 4 года назад +6

      And then it peaks when she says I am afraid of Howard

    • @RXdash78
      @RXdash78 4 года назад +35

      The best thing is, Howard is also the name of a university, so I initially thought she was talking about that. THEN the references to howard the ai come up and it goes off the rails.

    • @theotherway1639
      @theotherway1639 3 года назад +7

      The book "Bad Biz: Your Guide to Starting a For Profit College" by Corin Devaso is an interesting read. It's satire that shows how some colleges scam.

  • @ehsteve231
    @ehsteve231 5 лет назад +455

    "Homeless man accused of falsifying military records"
    This skit is fucking amazing.

  • @Jeremy_Sword
    @Jeremy_Sword 2 года назад +2225

    This is 8 years old and the content is more relevant than ever with cryptocurrencies and metaverses and the grift economy running amok. Truly a prophetic skit.

    • @O.D25
      @O.D25 2 года назад +44

      When will be the time were have to come together to defeat Howard?

    • @geirtwo
      @geirtwo 2 года назад +11

      @@O.D25 Howard is the same as Goldstein in Nineteen Eighty-Four

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 2 года назад +21

      It's not prophetic. It's just telling us what's been happening for a while. There used to be wildcat banks.

    • @eli8444
      @eli8444 2 года назад +10

      Profitic

    • @wasserperson
      @wasserperson 2 года назад +20

      "Thoughtcoin" could be taken straight out of Elon Musk's addle brained concepts for making twitter into the PayPal/RUclips mashup of the future

  • @ststst981
    @ststst981 4 года назад +645

    I love how the ex military guy is actually just homeless and lied about serving, but also somehow was involved in freeing prisoners from Abu Ghraib

    • @LegendofLaw
      @LegendofLaw 3 года назад +9

      6:24

    • @totesMagotes83
      @totesMagotes83 3 года назад +1

      lol, how did he manage that??

    • @Supertimegamingify
      @Supertimegamingify 3 года назад +17

      He didn't actually, he may changed the record to _say_ that he did.

    • @ivarsig
      @ivarsig 2 года назад +1

      What an absolute legend

    • @bacchus8081
      @bacchus8081 2 года назад +11

      You can see a pic of one of the prisoners on his wall @ 6:28. I don't see any indication he freed the prisonors tbh.

  • @Roughecho
    @Roughecho 10 лет назад +1685

    I worked for University of Phoenix for a while. This is all too accurate. "It's just like a regular college but it's not real" should be their motto.

    • @TheWinterShadow
      @TheWinterShadow 6 лет назад +113

      ...and I worked for ITT-Tech before. Enough said.Their motto should have been before the government shut them down..."Give us $86,000 for a online degree and you can used that degree to put your plate on for your happy meal because that's all you will be able to afford when we are done with you".

    • @vect0r85
      @vect0r85 6 лет назад +60

      I also knew someone who worked in enrollment at University of Phoenix. They had to meet quotas for enrollments. Scary.

    • @lumen8341
      @lumen8341 5 лет назад +51

      @@vect0r85 one of those very people tricked me into the enrollment that has me buried in debt with a useless degree now. fun! thankfully my husband is doing okay. i used to carry him, now he carries me. thanks, UoP!

    • @goergebobicles1351
      @goergebobicles1351 5 лет назад +10

      Did howard strike there as well?

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 5 лет назад +25

      @@lumen8341 Sweetie had you even heard of Google before? "Is University of Phoenix worth it." Bam, could have saved you 86k.
      Everyone...if you're not getting into Stanford or Harvard, just go to a state school.

  • @livinglegend1187
    @livinglegend1187 8 лет назад +3806

    This was done absurdly well.

    • @dylanstone2045
      @dylanstone2045 8 лет назад +79

      its adult swim man.

    • @kboslice5326
      @kboslice5326 7 лет назад +2

      Reginald Greene is a black man Howard is a black school.

    • @glassjaw2007
      @glassjaw2007 7 лет назад +18

      this is a mini masterpiece on absurdism!

    • @brendanstanford5612
      @brendanstanford5612 6 лет назад +1

      This shit isn't funny at all. I didn't even smirk once. [AS] is just trying to rip off the onion

    • @DavesGhost182
      @DavesGhost182 6 лет назад +37

      It's not trying to rip off the onion, it's just another source of satire.

  • @Kokiriboy001
    @Kokiriboy001 5 лет назад +1811

    "Howard has enough thought coins to bankrupt the Panera Bread company at any moment"

  • @daphnekxng
    @daphnekxng 5 лет назад +1672

    adult swim sketches operate on a whole different playing field

    • @MasterCrash123
      @MasterCrash123 4 года назад +17

      Jesus, you're telling me. WTF kind of fever dreams were they having when they came up with this shit?

    • @t.n.3819
      @t.n.3819 4 года назад +2

      Not all of them... some are super unfunny.

    • @churchofeg
      @churchofeg 3 года назад +9

      Professional shitposters

    • @DaBlaccGhost
      @DaBlaccGhost 3 года назад +1

      They sure used to

    • @nordpooli188
      @nordpooli188 3 года назад

      @@churchofeg so true

  • @pyrosnineActual
    @pyrosnineActual 3 года назад +310

    I just love how it builds the layered narrative, with little details that pass by quickly but are noticeable, and are often hidden behind more obvious jokes, all so when the storyline intensifies the pay off is immense! Like a good ARG or creepy web media experiment, where you see stuff that doesn't make sense but roll with it, and realize later that the weird stuff was actually incredibly important to see the bigger picture.

  • @angelicreinforcement3373
    @angelicreinforcement3373 8 лет назад +2201

    I lost 1,500 friends to building collapses at physical universities. FPOU is the plan for me.

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 7 лет назад +22

      nocturnuz and O lost 8000 to suicides in the library

    • @Wowthatsfail
      @Wowthatsfail 6 лет назад +23

      nocturnuz for me I just got tired of all the bodies in the library's. You think they would like sweep them up or something at least.

    • @mistermr2147
      @mistermr2147 4 года назад +7

      Compared to that, Howard is nothing. He can't hurt you, just NEVER tell him your real name.

    • @angelicreinforcement3373
      @angelicreinforcement3373 4 года назад +4

      @@mistermr2147 I AM NOT HOWARD
      NAME:

    • @russellhamner4898
      @russellhamner4898 2 года назад +3

      Building collapses always hindered my higher education pursuits. I don't know why it's such a taboo subject to even bring up when discussing the challenges one faces when pursuing a degree. I lost 2,729 of my closest friends to building collapses whilst in skool. FPOU is really onto something with the whole elimination of physical structures concept of higher education. After a while you don't even notice Howard, but you can never let your guard down and reveal your true name to him - once you do, he has power over you.

  • @Laembort
    @Laembort 9 лет назад +3123

    The Deaf need to hear our side of the story.

    • @sithotaku
      @sithotaku 6 лет назад +7

      @Joseph Waters okay you got the joke but like..........................um

    • @faroshscale
      @faroshscale 5 лет назад +8

      @Joseph Waters r/whooosh

    • @Elric54
      @Elric54 5 лет назад +2

      This is the perfect joke

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 5 лет назад +3

      @Joseph Waters you're a moron LOL

    • @brockb3692
      @brockb3692 5 лет назад +2

      LOL omg.

  • @AlaskanEagle1990
    @AlaskanEagle1990 9 лет назад +635

    "I'm proud to represent FPOU when arguing with a Panera Bread manager."

  • @karenelizabeth1590
    @karenelizabeth1590 4 года назад +672

    6 years later and this still feels as relevant as ever.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 года назад +16

      Online colleges were mostly phased out. Normal colleges really are a scam though.

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 4 года назад +11

      @@OdaSwifteye and those have pretty much moved to online this year

    • @user-pg7uj4bp4q
      @user-pg7uj4bp4q 3 года назад

      i was gonna say it, but you beat me to the punch.

    • @DD-fs7pg
      @DD-fs7pg 3 года назад

      @@OdaSwifteye
      Phased out? What

    • @nkvd1606
      @nkvd1606 3 года назад

      This will remain relevant until the entire Amerikkkan system collapses

  • @dingdongbells3314
    @dingdongbells3314 4 года назад +188

    "I am proud to represent FPOU while arguing with a panera bread manager" You know, that just summarizes every fake online university in a nutshell, doesn't it?

  • @Maj0ra
    @Maj0ra 8 лет назад +820

    This needs a sequel so bad. They set up so much with the Howard character.

    • @garfieldfan2005
      @garfieldfan2005 8 лет назад +57

      EVERY informercial in this series needs a sequel. Too Many Cooks, Unedited Footage of a Bear, Fartcopter, Icelandic Ultrablue, Broomshakalaka...
      ...yet none of them do.

    • @Maj0ra
      @Maj0ra 8 лет назад +7

      HTFCuddles
      I feel like this has the most potential though.

    • @garfieldfan2005
      @garfieldfan2005 8 лет назад +8

      Yeah.
      Although I do have a theory that every Infomercial takes place in the same universe.
      Therefore every infomercial has a sequel except for the last one in the timeline.
      I'm fairly sure this one comes first.

    • @cake6476
      @cake6476 8 лет назад +8

      ...Thanks for the input

    • @Invenitive
      @Invenitive 8 лет назад +15

      All of these videos only exist in the same universe if they share a director. All of the Alen Resnik videos share a world (unedited footage of a bear, live forever as you are now, this house has people in it). However, not many other of these directors have any purpose to their videos outside of the initial humor.

  • @lizardpeoplepoetry
    @lizardpeoplepoetry 7 лет назад +910

    i'm sorry, but the suicides are my favorite part of the library

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 5 лет назад +15

      I know its not a politically correct thing to say in 2019, but me too.

    • @deferlow
      @deferlow 4 года назад +5

      NYU grad?

    • @KillaMProdz
      @KillaMProdz 4 года назад +1

      lizardpeoplepoetry I’m the 666th like on this comment

  • @BrainSeepsOut
    @BrainSeepsOut 9 лет назад +998

    We use technology to develop tools to allow businesses to connect to global solutions.

  • @michaelwool1
    @michaelwool1 4 года назад +303

    this seems very relevant to every college student in spring 2020

    • @FWPhys
      @FWPhys 3 года назад +9

      And Spring 2021.

    • @crazyoatmeal
      @crazyoatmeal 3 года назад

      just dont say your name

    • @timothystone3360
      @timothystone3360 3 года назад +1

      don't take an online course don't be stupid.

    • @xkidgey
      @xkidgey 3 года назад +4

      I dunno, digital gardening for two daily panera bread sandwiches _and_ education sounds pretty cozy to me

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 2 года назад +3

      @@timothystone3360 Taking online courses isn't a bad thing if you're at a decent school. Enrolling in an online-only college though.. you better be careful.

  • @SadNYGuy
    @SadNYGuy 5 лет назад +104

    As a victim of Library Suicide I'm glad to finally see a college that works FOR the students

  • @MakingtheCase
    @MakingtheCase 5 лет назад +97

    The ASL at the end says, "help Howard".

  • @williet.5425
    @williet.5425 6 лет назад +870

    Theory:
    HOWARD is the hero. He became so smart and aware that he exposed the corruption of For-Profit Online University.

    • @burner1303
      @burner1303 5 лет назад +132

      He's also a friend to deaf people

    • @carlosmatos9848
      @carlosmatos9848 5 лет назад +37

      That's why he orders all those stupid sammiches and doesn't pay for them

    • @milapartment
      @milapartment 4 года назад +54

      @@burner1303 he learned how to read captcha in an effort to force FPOU into violating ADA code and losing the business

    • @N3groN3rdZ
      @N3groN3rdZ 4 года назад +15

      This sounds just like something Howard would say....

    • @gamingspartan5917
      @gamingspartan5917 4 года назад +2

      willie t. stfu howard

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 9 лет назад +248

    I for one am a proud owner of a Theoretical Communications Associate's degree from For-Profit University. It has changed my life forever and my mom has never been prouder. I have already been promoted to Wal-Mart Assistant Manager and I'm only 29! Life is looking good and I even made enough money to move out of my mom's basement into my mom's living room!

    • @fruithoops4532
      @fruithoops4532 6 лет назад +36

      They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics.
      I told them I had a theoretical DEGREE in physics.
      They said welcome aboard.

    • @Doom_Hawk
      @Doom_Hawk 5 лет назад +2

      Fruit Hoops I should have known I’d be beaten to the punch...Ave,Amicus.

    • @vergilmontiero2558
      @vergilmontiero2558 2 года назад +2

      Lol this testimonial

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 2 года назад +1

      @@vergilmontiero2558 🎭

    • @rsssfgr1374
      @rsssfgr1374 Год назад +1

      Walmart assistant to the manager*

  • @MikelosM
    @MikelosM 5 лет назад +881

    "Bots are just like people. Most of them are good, but some have been changed by circumstance."
    *shows black bot*

    • @kirikayumura6015
      @kirikayumura6015 5 лет назад +5

      That black-guy bot avatar (at around 4:16 or 4:18) looked to me like it had a vagina. Dunno what was going on there.

    • @milapartment
      @milapartment 4 года назад +30

      @gsx-r7502018 the bot he's talking about is literally designed after a black person

    • @KnoppersPolizei
      @KnoppersPolizei 4 года назад +15

      @gsxr braaap If you don't see the face on the bot at 4:17 then you're just trolling

    • @handlerspice
      @handlerspice 4 года назад +5

      Agent. Rouge melatonin is a naturally occurring chemical used as a sleep aid. You’re thinking of melanin.

    • @KorhalKk
      @KorhalKk 4 года назад +9

      @gsxr braaap I think you're HOWARD trying to mess with us

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 года назад +33

    I love how this foreshadows things: the fact that none of the testimonials feature real names at first, the glitching in early statements, the Anti-Howard Task Force sign...

  • @F0rr0r
    @F0rr0r 5 лет назад +341

    "Were there deafs at the Panera?"
    "Describe what the deafs looked like"

    • @RobD-jq7ry
      @RobD-jq7ry 3 года назад +2

      My mom always told me growing up, "Don't feed the deafs!". Now I get it.

  • @FSM1138
    @FSM1138 7 лет назад +120

    >howard's voice is that of the audio captcha
    lore

  • @MaroonCorey
    @MaroonCorey 6 лет назад +248

    The wonderful level of text detail would be lost on me if I was trying to watch this on TV without being able to pause.

    • @maryapredkobrown3008
      @maryapredkobrown3008 5 лет назад +2

      Yes, absolutely:P

    • @debnlinda
      @debnlinda 4 года назад +12

      "Jhaggertypork has joined the classroom." Amazing.

    • @ultralightcam6963
      @ultralightcam6963 3 года назад +11

      “You just learned ducks have two feathered wings”

    • @toratio8547
      @toratio8547 2 года назад +2

      And how Bill Gates has the third most thought coins...

  • @kingkebo3960
    @kingkebo3960 5 лет назад +104

    Love that one of the captchas is “snake oil”

  • @thaksjtube
    @thaksjtube 5 лет назад +119

    "Now my laptops basically my brain"
    Too true friend, too true

  • @Leatherbubba
    @Leatherbubba 9 лет назад +192

    Howard is marketable to teenagers for centuries.

  • @KingCitaldo125
    @KingCitaldo125 9 лет назад +290

    Don't have 45 seconds? No Problem.

  • @AngrySanta
    @AngrySanta 8 лет назад +710

    Hey can anyone loan me 50,000 Thought Tokens? I really need to get past level 10 in Swords and Pentacles

    • @uelssom
      @uelssom 8 лет назад +58

      sure, just give me your real name so I can transfer the tokens

    • @AngrySanta
      @AngrySanta 8 лет назад +30

      Very well, Keng Fethwetherberger Jr
      My FPOU ID number is #177803183690395673810299111029378950
      3747342329109984729191023093874726628
      29837440309483776172100092873673551166
      172737358327598739472695012832472572348956235687973747234723548278732822929291001823838383727292929283737464636363663

    • @wendalljohnson
      @wendalljohnson 8 лет назад

      +uelssom LOL!!!

    • @bubby6539
      @bubby6539 8 лет назад +16

      Want to co op it on 2 player swords and pentacles?

    • @AngrySanta
      @AngrySanta 8 лет назад +21

      Bubby YES...but first I need to know you are not Howard.

  • @stopandchek
    @stopandchek 4 года назад +152

    Holy shit, this aged too well.

    • @AlyphRat
      @AlyphRat 3 года назад +11

      What used to be a joke is now reality, that's because life is a joke itself.

    • @beaniepq
      @beaniepq 2 года назад +1

      @@AlyphRat Always was a joke. We were just taught to think that it wasn't.

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 2 года назад

      @@AlyphRat I’m not laughing

    • @xxpromlggamerproxx
      @xxpromlggamerproxx Год назад

      @@firstlast8258 ok

  • @antonsimmons8519
    @antonsimmons8519 Год назад +60

    I want this as a movie, in this very format. This is complete brilliance.

    • @tepsicouch
      @tepsicouch Год назад +1

      It's basically what better off Ted was

  • @haychezstudios
    @haychezstudios 9 лет назад +224

    Every time I watch infomercials now, I anticipate them to go crazy.
    I've developed an infomercial Pavlovian fear reaction thanks to AS.

  • @andreavinyard129
    @andreavinyard129 7 лет назад +54

    This is probably one of the most underrated and underappreciated RUclips videos I've ever seen. It's like a fine wine that gets better over time.

  • @Barrobroadcastmaster
    @Barrobroadcastmaster 10 лет назад +224

    At the end, those hands were the ASL symbols for Howard.

    • @SirBroadsword
      @SirBroadsword 7 лет назад +27

      Howard; champion of the deaf!

    • @SirBroadsword
      @SirBroadsword 7 лет назад +13

      Yeah, the dude gesturing to himself is sign language for "I am", and then the sign letters for "Howard" follow it.

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster 7 лет назад +7

      Ebony And I'm not sure but I think the gesture after it stands for lunch or sandwich. Which, if true, is both hilarious and makes sense.

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster 7 лет назад +5

      Sir Broadsword I can't tell but is the gesture after it "sandwich" or "food?" I think it might be.
      Edit: Oh wait, no it's "I am." He should've added sandwich in there, would've been awesome.

    • @MedievalGenie
      @MedievalGenie 5 лет назад

      Brilliant!

  • @TimLavin
    @TimLavin 5 лет назад +234

    "We gave H.O.W.A.R.D. one hundred million thoughtcoins in an attempt to placate him...but H.O.W.A.R.D. tricked us."

    • @panicqueen4295
      @panicqueen4295 4 года назад +18

      It's because H.O.W.A.R.D was gonna expose them and they paid him to try and shut him up.

    • @eviljoe9548
      @eviljoe9548 4 года назад +1

      What's the acronym

    • @panicqueen4295
      @panicqueen4295 4 года назад

      Joey Mason Help Out With Our Real Disease ?

    • @CopShowGuy
      @CopShowGuy 4 года назад +4

      @@panicqueen4295 They gave H.O.W.A.R.D what he wanted! It's up to him to stop!

    • @panicqueen4295
      @panicqueen4295 4 года назад

      CopShowGuy but if he stops that means evil wins 😬

  • @KOS_Nova
    @KOS_Nova 3 года назад +29

    6:58 "sometimes I look up and it's 8 AM and I have 1400 thought coins in my F-pouch"'
    Im just realizing that its an F pouch because its FPOUch

  • @Slumking
    @Slumking 8 лет назад +142

    did anyone else notice the veteran had a picture of dead Osama bin Laden on his wall

    • @neopetsdotcom
      @neopetsdotcom 6 лет назад +5

      Also he helped stop abu Ghraib. Implying he is a very valuable and honorable soldier

    • @clintonrushing7872
      @clintonrushing7872 5 лет назад +1

      The Stein!

  • @snipelfritz
    @snipelfritz 10 лет назад +391

    lol at the captcha being "Snake oil"

    • @rvl480van5
      @rvl480van5 6 лет назад +3

      snipelfritz: That was funny and fit so well. After all, "for profit" universities do nothing but sell snake oil to their students. I know from first hand experience. Went to "Kaplan" University for about a semester before I got wise.

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 6 лет назад

      @@rvl480van5 kaplan was primarily designed to get us jews into ivy leagues.
      trains you to pass the test which is great if you dont care but it hurts you in the long run because you dont end up actually learning the material.
      ah the follies of youth.

  • @UnagiTempura
    @UnagiTempura 6 лет назад +1206

    "College rankings are based off of nothing more than the incestuous cocktail party scene"
    Wheres the joke tho

    • @erichong7534
      @erichong7534 5 лет назад +51

      UnagiTempura college reviews are independent of the college. I would tell you not to quit school, but it looks like you already have

    • @GabrielAKAFinn
      @GabrielAKAFinn 5 лет назад +44

      @@erichong7534 And I'm the pope

    • @erichong7534
      @erichong7534 5 лет назад +16

      GabrielAKAFinn no youre probably just unemployed and uneducated 😂

    • @likira111
      @likira111 5 лет назад +1

      @Darris Pope nah.

    • @babylonianbackup9112
      @babylonianbackup9112 5 лет назад +32

      @Stale Bagelz
      Not necessarily. One could make intellectually valid critiques of the criteria used to rank unis

  • @brandonrebidue7421
    @brandonrebidue7421 9 месяцев назад +14

    It only slaps harder in 2024

  • @dt5101961Nelon
    @dt5101961Nelon 2 года назад +18

    "I have two businesses compete with one another."
    Adult Swim can state something so nightmare with such a casual tone.

  • @joeboorer5341
    @joeboorer5341 5 лет назад +239

    "This isn't a scam, like real college!" LOL

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 4 года назад +3

      College is just a scam in the US. The first and even second year in college is basically what other countries teach in highschool.

    • @t.n.3819
      @t.n.3819 4 года назад +11

      ​@@maythesciencebewithyou It's so infuriating. I've studied in the UK after the US, and while there's a problem with tuition fees here as well... the students ONLY study topics relevant to their field from day 1. If you study Chemistry or Biology, you're in the lab every semester getting practical experience in your chosen field. Sure, there's still some overlap with other fields where necessary (Chemists studying a little bit of physics, etc.), but it's so much more logical. That was not the case in the US... I remember studying chemistry/biology and having to take classes in history and literature. I have nothing against those subjects, but I can learn them on my own time... if I'm paying for it, it should be 100% relevant to my desired career path.

    • @chazchillings3019
      @chazchillings3019 4 года назад +2

      May the Science be with You the first two years were like a repeat of high school. That is true. A lot of time to socialize and get used to college life. But you can mix your focus major classes in. Also you can take cheap tests to get out of those classes and graduate early like I did.

    • @resplndnt
      @resplndnt 4 года назад

      Which is an admission fpou isn’t a real college

    • @FaceFacie
      @FaceFacie 4 года назад +1

      I am Howard!

  • @kipsterlah
    @kipsterlah 8 лет назад +45

    "Forget about higher education, F.P.O.U. is 'hire' educatioun"
    dat wordplay do

  • @lorenallison5089
    @lorenallison5089 7 лет назад +197

    "I'm obsessed with my students."

    • @beldiman5870
      @beldiman5870 4 года назад +1

      I hope the obsession is not sexual

    • @beldiman5870
      @beldiman5870 4 года назад +1

      I hope the obsession is not sexual

    • @friedlemons5201
      @friedlemons5201 4 года назад +8

      I hope the obsession *is* sexual

    • @Wood-Chippings
      @Wood-Chippings 4 года назад +1

      I hope the obsession is not sexual

    • @beldiman5870
      @beldiman5870 4 года назад

      @@friedlemons5201 everybody with their own hopes :)

  • @_REVERIE
    @_REVERIE 4 года назад +24

    I love how they're terrorized constantly and dominated by a marketing AI that they were most likely paid a pittance to allow onto their network. Keep it rolling HOWARD!

  • @ojgsk8ter
    @ojgsk8ter 8 месяцев назад +9

    I’ve run into a few celebrities in my life but probably the most exciting was running into the guy who played LetsFunHans outside of the UCB theater in LA.

  • @RedLuigi235
    @RedLuigi235 7 лет назад +23

    The "SNAKE OIL" CAPTCHA was a beautiful touch

  • @rcheung135
    @rcheung135 10 лет назад +148

    It's scary how close to reality this might eventually be.

    • @glassjaw2007
      @glassjaw2007 7 лет назад +1

      that`s why its absurd! and great at the same time!

    • @Louie.Oxford
      @Louie.Oxford 5 лет назад +1

      @@glassjaw2007 true. this is now the reality

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 5 лет назад +1

      It was reality before they dreamed up this masterpiece!

    • @cc1912
      @cc1912 2 года назад +5

      2022. Art is just a segue for planned changes.
      Still an amazing video!

    • @geirtwo
      @geirtwo 2 года назад +1

      The future is going to be so fake

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 5 лет назад +307

    howard

    • @simtexa
      @simtexa 4 года назад

      no

    • @Jerikhoo
      @Jerikhoo 4 года назад +1

      how did you get your username to look like that?

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 года назад +1

      @@Jerikhoo Like what?

    • @Jerikhoo
      @Jerikhoo 4 года назад +1

      @@johnmartinez7440 its normal now i think it was highlighted idk or remember sorry

    • @paullees6687
      @paullees6687 4 года назад +1

      H O W A R D

  • @okeoi
    @okeoi 5 лет назад +22

    I wish [AS] would do another series of these infomercials. These are pure gold.

  • @RareHarmony
    @RareHarmony 4 года назад +34

    "Our edu-customers pay a nominal fee for a 'fee-nominal' education."

    • @jayschafer1760
      @jayschafer1760 3 месяца назад

      Such a great accounting joke. Could also make it "simple fee" / "few simple".

  • @Relmyna
    @Relmyna 5 лет назад +134

    I'd laugh but I went to ITT tech.

    • @BankruptMonkey
      @BankruptMonkey 4 года назад +4

      Does that mean you laugh cry instead? And how did that work for you, did you join the class action lawsuit and get some money back from them?

    • @RequiemForABuckeye
      @RequiemForABuckeye 4 года назад +21

      How do you like your career in digital gardening?

  • @Tetsugen_
    @Tetsugen_ 6 лет назад +110

    Is that a green bus?
    *bus is red*
    YES *click*

    • @spensert4933
      @spensert4933 4 года назад

      Red pill or not? Knowlege of Howard.

  • @karmakills7722
    @karmakills7722 5 лет назад +86

    I love how this makes fun of multiple things at once.
    Edit: Holy shit, there's like 10 different issues being satirized. Wow.

  • @bigmanmac9444
    @bigmanmac9444 4 года назад +27

    the fact that an accidentally powerful AI can bankrupt a business by ordering too many sandwiches is so funny to me

  • @zendean5207
    @zendean5207 3 года назад +58

    This makes me sad. I fell in for the for-profit online college AND I actually got expelled because of my constant complaints against the quality of the product and things like the college calling abortion “murder” and in teneral seemed to pump out propaganda for free reign capitalism, predation and exploiting cheap labor by whatever means.

    • @russellhamner4898
      @russellhamner4898 2 года назад +18

      Prager U?

    • @angelrosas3724
      @angelrosas3724 2 года назад

      Well they are right about abortion. What college was it?

    • @WinterReflections
      @WinterReflections Год назад +4

      @@angelrosas3724 Do you believe it's murder when a dude finishes on their stomach or in a sock?

  • @OhFishyFish
    @OhFishyFish 8 лет назад +252

    Those bot limb twitches are genius.

    • @SikTooFye
      @SikTooFye 8 лет назад +12

      +OhFishyFish i was fuckin dying at that

    • @OhFishyFish
      @OhFishyFish 8 лет назад +13

      +Sean Knipe I always watch AS videos after midnight and half bottle of wine, sick.

    • @SikTooFye
      @SikTooFye 8 лет назад +3

      +OhFishyFish solid way to live

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial 6 лет назад +2

      OhFishyFish that sounds like the plan for me

  • @elchamber
    @elchamber 10 лет назад +181

    Devry changed their name?

  • @capello5688
    @capello5688 5 лет назад +152

    *”I have two businesses that compete with each other”*
    r/unexpectedTF2

  • @ojuice54
    @ojuice54 9 месяцев назад +6

    “A nominal fee for a phenomenal education” is such a bar 😂🔥

  • @simtexa
    @simtexa 5 лет назад +33

    I love how all these go from being pretty realistic to completely outragerous all while keeping the mask of being completely serious.

  • @jessicajingle8012
    @jessicajingle8012 5 лет назад +26

    I have no idea why but his delivery of "don't dare do it" @ 9:44 kills me every single time 😂

  • @ryanarchuleta6231
    @ryanarchuleta6231 9 лет назад +98

    I feel like Howard could be a great creepy pasta.

    • @DermalextheElf
      @DermalextheElf 9 лет назад

      +Ryan Archuleta You're welcome

    • @nannesoar
      @nannesoar 8 лет назад +9

      or an scp

    • @dylans4370
      @dylans4370 8 лет назад +3

      but Howard is a hero

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 7 лет назад +9

      HOWARD is not a villain here. I don't know why people try to even frame him as such. He literally goes around and gives food to the deaf, just because he can. He might could make an SCP as a Thaumiel.

    • @creeperlamoureux
      @creeperlamoureux 6 лет назад

      H.O.W.A.R.D is a great an classmate and backhaul friend me. I think H.O.W.A.R.D technology is the means to exist when it got to the end. It's been like that for helping me learn! I love H.O.W.A.R.D!!!😆😆😆

  • @Forrestwilliam
    @Forrestwilliam 5 лет назад +16

    I'm in tears! Lol! "I wasn't allowed to watch people dispense their own yogurt" lol!

  • @selins-6014
    @selins-6014 4 года назад +19

    This is online college 2020
    Adult swim predicted the future

  • @chrysiarose
    @chrysiarose 5 лет назад +27

    The veteran student is speaking in front of oil pumps. As a veteran myself, I wonder if I can convert my GI Bill into thought coins?

  • @jmrwacko
    @jmrwacko 10 лет назад +69

    What's sad is that this is realistic.
    Also, all praise Howard

  • @CrystaJoy
    @CrystaJoy 8 лет назад +71

    I always wanted to know about ducks having two feathered wings. Thank you FPOU! *throws money at screen*

  • @pollyisagoodbird
    @pollyisagoodbird 4 года назад +63

    ngl, that cake at 3:27 looks pretty damn good. How many thoughtcoins is it?

    • @COWTEEN
      @COWTEEN Год назад

      Probably 99 thoughtcoins

  • @bigpompano1659
    @bigpompano1659 4 года назад +51

    “Technically if you have a credit card you’re already enrolled”

    • @misterjei
      @misterjei 4 года назад

      And you've successfully graduated, once your card(s) have been maxed out.

  • @haunt0logist
    @haunt0logist 5 лет назад +65

    4:29
    "The_Real_Timothy_McVeigh55 has joined the class"

    • @the.youtube.of.sam.gotter
      @the.youtube.of.sam.gotter 3 года назад

      Should we know that name?

    • @johnnygreenface
      @johnnygreenface 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@the.youtube.of.sam.gotter he did the Oklahoma city bombing

    • @the.youtube.of.sam.gotter
      @the.youtube.of.sam.gotter 5 месяцев назад

      @@johnnygreenface i can't tell you how grateful i am you brought me back to this video 3 years later

    • @johnnygreenface
      @johnnygreenface 5 месяцев назад

      @@the.youtube.of.sam.gotter all in a day's work

  • @SethBeastable
    @SethBeastable 10 лет назад +35

    07:32 I know no one else cares, but she clearly moves her hand to the right to say 'No' but the cursor stays still and she hits 'Yes' when clearly no, it is not a picture of a green bus. So what I want to know is; Is this Howard's doing??

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 5 лет назад

      Uh yeah all those people were AI didn't you watch the ending?

  • @shinyredtwisty
    @shinyredtwisty 9 лет назад +26

    True story: this video began with an ad for DeVry.

  • @anton101101
    @anton101101 4 года назад +25

    The meta levels in this are off the hook.

  • @AngeloXification
    @AngeloXification 4 года назад +26

    9:21 I wonder what Howard's "legitimate grievances" were

    • @travtotheworld
      @travtotheworld 3 года назад

      That's one of my favorite lines... Does H.O.W.A.R.D. have legitimate grievances? Is this just the kind of mindless, equivocating rhetoric people use to sound reasonable even when it's absurd? The joke is hilarious because it could be so many different things.

    • @AngeloXification
      @AngeloXification 3 года назад +2

      @@travtotheworld My first thought was of "I have no mouth and I must scream"

    • @ATylerHudgens
      @ATylerHudgens 9 месяцев назад

      @@travtotheworldWe don’t really know what his “unconscionable actions” are either.

  • @TheCapedWriter
    @TheCapedWriter 9 лет назад +134

    Wait. She can buy mix for her daughter? Mixed what? Chex-Mix? Catfood mix? Is her daughter a cat?

    • @einhorn303
      @einhorn303 6 лет назад +1

      It might have been "mitts."

    • @HaqqAttak
      @HaqqAttak 6 лет назад +14

      Mix tapes

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 6 лет назад +7

      I assumed she was trendy-abbreviating "Mick's," as in "McDonald's"

    • @lilelbee423
      @lilelbee423 6 лет назад +33

      I just realized, it's cake mix! That woman is randomly eating a cake in the beginning of the video. I never put the two together. Maybe it's to say, "I can have my cake and eat it too thanks to FPOU" or that she's so broke she can only afford Panera and cake lmao

    • @stevermacsoucher1625
      @stevermacsoucher1625 5 лет назад

      Mix means getting soda or juice to mix with alcohol

  • @garfieldfan2005
    @garfieldfan2005 9 лет назад +36

    "We have Howard under control..."
    1 second later
    "I. AM. HOWARD. I. AM. HOWARD."

  • @n00dle_king
    @n00dle_king 5 лет назад +61

    I'm happy to see a proud Onion New Network interviewee is also a professor at my favorite University.

    • @wickedwifestre
      @wickedwifestre 3 года назад +1

      He’s also in the show ‘Veep’. He’s a great actor!

    • @t.s9021
      @t.s9021 3 года назад +1

      JHaggertyP0RK is also a student; I bet the folks who made this are Onion people.

    • @creamyhorror
      @creamyhorror 2 года назад

      Yes, Mr Duncan Birch, author of 'Africa 2.0'

    • @bnicethegaynerd6025
      @bnicethegaynerd6025 11 месяцев назад

      He’s also google

    • @jayschafer1760
      @jayschafer1760 3 месяца назад

      Thanks, I knew I recognized him from somewhere online!

  • @EvansSecret
    @EvansSecret 4 года назад +43

    When you realize that everyone’s name is their username.

  • @darkzinha666
    @darkzinha666 4 года назад +8

    "No more suicides at the library. Because there is no library." Everyone liked that.

  • @AlyxDps
    @AlyxDps 6 лет назад +12

    10:17 I love how Howard has a complete list of everyone's real names in the background

  • @MrMoneyclips
    @MrMoneyclips 6 лет назад +12

    This video is amazing. The acting, director, the dialogue, even the corny special effects are all perfecly executed. Bravo, Sam West, if that IS your real name.

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 5 лет назад

      Never tell anyone your real name.

  • @ErikB605
    @ErikB605 6 лет назад +11

    "I have 2 businesses that compete with one another"
    Meant as a joke but a common businesstaktic.
    Dolce Gabana - Luxottica
    Armani - Luxottica
    Chanel - Luxottica
    Prada - Luxottica
    Versace - Luxottica

  • @GenerationX1984
    @GenerationX1984 3 года назад +5

    The biggest problem with online universities is that most of them are unaccredited. This is what their commercials would look like if they were brutally honest.

  • @annamcguiness3866
    @annamcguiness3866 4 года назад +9

    Even after 6 years this is still by far my favorite Adult Swim infomercial.

  • @gmosphere
    @gmosphere 9 лет назад +186

    This a modern art experience.

    • @glassjaw2007
      @glassjaw2007 7 лет назад +1

      i agree totally!

    • @Slackrates
      @Slackrates 7 лет назад +5

      Seriously. One of Adult Swim's most intelligent sketches, but you never really hear about it.

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 6 лет назад

      Modern art is lazy garbage, though.

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 6 лет назад

      *contemporary,and no Modern Art . mr. Andrew Williams.

  • @FNGLHR
    @FNGLHR 9 лет назад +92

    Did anyone notice that both times they showed digital gardening they got a bunch of the questions wrong? That picture wasn't the McDonalds at night, it was in the day and the bus was red. See for yourself. They're not even good at their stupid worthless job, that's how terrible this school is! It's kinda hilarious.

    • @PhallicSymbolism
      @PhallicSymbolism 9 лет назад +9

      FNGLHR I thought the bit there was that they were H.O.W.A.R.D.

    • @FNGLHR
      @FNGLHR 9 лет назад +4

      Phallic Symbolism Well they're not Howard, they're just idiots who can't even do the job they're praising right.

    • @FNGLHR
      @FNGLHR 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Look at the scenes where they're doing the data farming with the pictures. Look at the pictures, what the question is and which answer they choose and you'll see they get it wrong.

    • @MayhemFleegaming
      @MayhemFleegaming 9 лет назад +1

      FNGLHR You do know this is satire right?

    • @FNGLHR
      @FNGLHR 9 лет назад +3

      MayhemFlee Yes, yes I know it's satire. I'm explaining the nuances of said satire that are not as readily apparent. Why is this so difficult for you people to figure out?

  • @StatueTheUntrusted
    @StatueTheUntrusted 9 лет назад +32

    "The deaf need to hear our side of the story" LOL

  • @vect0r858
    @vect0r858 4 года назад +45

    I watch this about once a year. Laugh every. Single. Time.

    • @travtotheworld
      @travtotheworld 3 года назад +2

      I pick up something new every time... 4:47 "I can buy mix for my daughter." What is that even supposed to mean?

    • @ferrari250lm
      @ferrari250lm 2 года назад

      @@travtotheworld cake mix

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 2 года назад

      🎭

  • @postbunnie
    @postbunnie Год назад +4

    Howard is in this class right now.
    You know it was really thoughtful of Adult Swim to just let everyone in the world know what was going on in a thoughtful and carimgway that everyone assumed was a joke.

  • @Farvadude
    @Farvadude 11 лет назад +55

    holy fuck i was so high when i saw this and i was completely absorbed into it and it got into the H.O.W.A.R.D. part and it seriously freaked me the fuck out. this was awesome and i hope [as] picks up more sketches that are this clever.

    • @Superabound2
      @Superabound2 10 лет назад

      Have you considered NOT taking drugs so that you can pay better attention to reality and stopped being "freaked out" by imagined fantasies?

    • @williamgman12
      @williamgman12 10 лет назад +8

      ***** stfu let him be

    • @licenselessrider4486
      @licenselessrider4486 10 лет назад +5

      That sounds pretty hilarious.

    • @frylock770
      @frylock770 7 лет назад +1

      same, it was years ago and i was a stupid kid but i was sure it was real till the end