I love the idea of someone, who just got a motorcycle, pops a wheelie and just keeps it going, suddenly screaming "THE GUY!!! GET THE GUY FROM GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLDS RECORDS DOWN HERE!!!".
[Star_ throws a grenade] [Screams " *GRENADE OUT* "] [VR iPad dude starts freaking out] [Grenade starts beeping and blinking red] [Near-explosive alert on the screen] JERMA: What did you do?
This isn't a video game this is a cgi recreation of Jerma and Star out in public. It was used in recent court case as evidence for why they should not be allowed in public ever again.
The gta clone meme isn't funny anymore, that term needs to die, just like Doom clone did, Call it a Shiity open world game, and if it was a copy it sholud be the better version of DRIVER Since ubisoft Did kill the series (the only thing that they are good at)
Forest Gump was in Saving Private Ryan? Which scene was that? So, are you saying that Forest Gump wasn't in the Vietnam War? And he was in WWII instead? It all makes sense now!
1:47-2:00 Someone please make fanart of Jerma driving a car with Star on top of it, holding an assault rifle, with a Spiderman web coming out of his ass and his leg twitching like that. Please, I beg of you.
Its kinda too bad too. But if you get passed the whole "trying to be next gen genius" hype then this game isn't too awful. Think of it as a free roam splinter cell game. It is supposed to be a very serious and "tactical" sandbox. But I think it's downfall is that it takes itself too seriously and takes out the "dick around" element that Gta has and Saints row completely encompasses. Take it with a grain of salt, its not the greatest game ever, big surprise
"I'm gonna move this onto you and it's gonna be like "Idiot" Hahaha" -Jerma He was actually correct, when he moved it over Star it said "Scientologist"
I think that people are buying watch dogs as a GTA V substitute on the PC... YA HEAR THAT ROCKSTAR?! Don't make me go on a train to Edinburgh and scream outside your office,"WILL THE PC PORT BE OUT WHEN THERE ARE ACTUAL TRAMS AROUND HERE?!"
Spahce Props for the edinburgh note XD ALTHOUGH I SAW A TRAM MOVING THE OTHER WEEK WHEN I WENT BACK DOWN THERE TO VISIT FAMILY. Rockstar are just self-entitled nerds :3
The water effects are actually pretty good, if it’s the day after they dye the river green and also if an industrial amount of cornstarch got spilled by accident.
People are saying "this game is bad" after watching Star and Jerma play it... If you REALLY want some actual gameplay showing what you can do in Watch Do-...excuse me- i mean, "Wash_Hogs" then go watch a review or a walkthrough. In my opinion, it's a really awesome game, very different from GTA (just because it's a "Free-roam" game doesn't mean it's copying GTA). I would give it a "8.5 / 10", great single-player, fun online and it has a very cool concept. By the way, great video, Jerma! Star and you are always hilarious together! Hahah
It's bad anyway. Never trust any major gaming outlets for reviews, especially on big name titles from publishers like Ubisoft. Nearly all of them are paid off,
It really sucks I was so excited for this game since last summer, but it looks as though Ubisoft didn't pull their shit together. The demos looked pleasing ='( _I trusted you..._
Instead of a Batman vs Superman movie, someone should make a feature length movie of Star and Jerma playing video games or being sucked into a video game and doing stupid stuff. Anything video game related.
This game looks like typical, run-of-the-mill, ubisoft trash. You can pretty much tell it's from ubisoft by the horribly designed UI elements. The backlash reminds me of the first Assassins Creed. That too had an insane hype preceding its release and then fell flat on its face with below average review scores. A bunch of people got fired over that game. Well, at least that looked next-gen for its time, but this just looks like absolute garbage. The kind of game only a 15 year old would be hyped about. Everything about this game looks like it is trying to appeal to teenagers with no sense of standards. The same people bought the Thief reboot and thought it was good. AAA garbage made by 1000 people and marketed at the lowest denominator.
TheTrap 1. I saw the game for the piece of shit it eventually became from the first e3 trailer that hyped everyone. Even from that first incredibly fake and pre-rendered 'gameplay' clip, I saw ubisofts putrid game design philosophy shine through. 2. I didn't even talk about graphics in my original comment. The game looks like your typical bland, over-produced, over-budgeted ubisoft shit fest. 'Press X to win' gameplay, half-assed copied elements from other games and overall gameplay that plays itself. The horrible graphics and overall bad performance just add to the very bad impression. 3. My opinion about this horrible game is shared by everyone who isn't a standard less ubisoft shill. Nice profile picture and name by the way. Le epic maymays, am I right? Exactly the kind of person I would expect to enjoy this game.
Basketharry I hope you realize not everyone who supports this game isn't just some "standard less ubisoft shill". I actually thought this game was fun, you clearly haven't even played the game it seems, so why are you making an opinion on it from a couple of videos you've seen on the internet? Oh, and nice personal attack, it totally added to your argument, here, let me try: Oh, nice cat picture, where'd you get that from, a 2 second google search on the internet? Oh, and your name is stupid. Did that add to my argument? No! And it sure as hell didn't add to yours. We have these things called opinions, I think you should respect them a little more than you are, because all you're doing is being an asshole.
TheTrap I have played the game and its abysmal. It's not my problem that you have absolute zero standards. The whole internet has been making fun of this game. It was panned by critics. It represents everything that is wrong with gaming today. Over-hyped, over-budgeted shit marketed at the absolute lowest common denominator. Do you seriously think 'press x to hack' gameplay is in any way fun or engaging. It's breaindead. It plays itself. It just pointed your name and profile picture out because it's a meme. A disposable internet joke that has been outdated for years and you somehow just now picked it up. Are you a teenager by any chance because that would explain some things. Also being critical of the gaming medium which has become oversaturated with absolute shit these last few years isn't being an asshole, it's called being a rational human being who isn't a sheep and doesn't eat shit up which is served to him. Maybe you should get some critical thinking skills.
TheTrap "Oh, and nice personal attack, it totally added to your argument, here, let me try:" Actually, it does add to his argument. It's typical shit for some moron with 9gag epic meemees to defend this fail game. Your taste is terrible, and it carries over to video games since you like this. It's the same thing when you see people with tf2 engineers as their profile pic defending mini sentries, or people with a nintendo character profile pic defending Nintendo's newest rehash.
They are together in so many videos I seriously can barely tell the difference between Jerma and Star uploads, and that's amazing and wonderful and I love it. They should just merge their channels into a mega _Sterma_ channel that will take over the internet.
This game is such a scam you can't even watch dogs in this game
ikr
You know what else? Sleeping Dogs didn't have a single sleeping dog in it either! Sick of these games promising dogs, then failing to deliver.
***** I played Gears of War and couldn't find any gears.
Geary
NICE 2 BEST FIRIENDS JOKE
tank butt Actually it wasn't.
I love the idea of someone, who just got a motorcycle, pops a wheelie and just keeps it going, suddenly screaming "THE GUY!!! GET THE GUY FROM GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLDS RECORDS DOWN HERE!!!".
Those water textures are brilliant. It's like I'm swimming on an river full of blue and green-ish oatmeal.
hmm yes the indian rivers be like
@kala captain Hail!
@@AgsmaJustAgsma you're still alive?
@@Oilupimtherein5 Perhaps. I can't feel my wrist tho.
oh my god its asgma
"I'm gonna point at you and its going to say like "Idiot""
*points at him*
"Scientologist"
Close enough Jerma
Edgy
James McGlynn sup tom cruise
James McGlynn sup tom cruise
Well you see sir, being a scientologist requires one to be an idiot, so if anything jerma undershot the scale of STARs characters stupidity.
1:55 That is the best description of anything ever.
Super Di u
Super Di h
"I feel like i'm in a batman movie"
-Sings Indiana Jones.
Great Job.
ITS BATMAN OF THE LOST ARK XD
LimeSandwich YOU FORGOT THE QUOTATION MARKS!
Justin Haley I WANNA GO PLAY WITH THE TRAIN MOMMY
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
Excellent video, Jerma. I now want to go car "surfing"
Meat shoo?
Whoa met Shae:O
wet shoe?
[Star_ throws a grenade]
[Screams " *GRENADE OUT* "]
[VR iPad dude starts freaking out]
[Grenade starts beeping and blinking red]
[Near-explosive alert on the screen]
JERMA: What did you do?
"I think something went boom." Jerma
+Safou Rgardpa hey look, its an action hacker dude in a game thats actually good
This isn't a video game this is a cgi recreation of Jerma and Star out in public. It was used in recent court case as evidence for why they should not be allowed in public ever again.
this is like a poor mans gta for the price of gta
yeah but you can change traffic lights so it's okay
right?
right, Ubisoft?
darkline64 don't forget coats
Cupriferous Catalyst this is like better mans gta but for a lower price
JaySapphire Lol, yeah no sorry kid. This game looks like shit and plays like shit compared to any GTA. It's just worse.
The gta clone meme isn't funny anymore, that term needs to die, just like Doom clone did, Call it a Shiity open world game, and if it was a copy it sholud be the better version of DRIVER Since ubisoft Did kill the series (the only thing that they are good at)
*Raiders of the Lost Arkham
The Ark Knight
+Pope Fiction You win.
GRENADE OUT!
"What did you just do?" ~Jerma, 2014
I come back to this video every couple of years and that part cutting to the end makes me die everytime
GTA IV: The Ballad of Cyber Jabrony
To this day he still holds the Guiness World Record for longest wheelie into an oncoming train
6:25 that's like the end of Private Ryan when Forest Gump shoots the tank.
Forest Gump was in Saving Private Ryan? Which scene was that? So, are you saying that Forest Gump wasn't in the Vietnam War? And he was in WWII instead? It all makes sense now!
You mean Tom Hanks...
1:47-2:00
Someone please make fanart of Jerma driving a car with Star on top of it, holding an assault rifle, with a Spiderman web coming out of his ass and his leg twitching like that. Please, I beg of you.
oh my god, I know you... leaky's vid right?
+Sefinternal lmao what
ill try
Nate Steevo lmao
Mr .PLadominal how'd it go
there must be a dam of cars under that bridge...
***** give me that dam car
gordon freeman Stop with these dam puns!
God damn it, this is going too far!
Sparkstorm1000 Where can I find some dam bait?
FlatoutPwnage god dam you hurt my feelings
Wow, Jerama was right. He said that it would say stupid person when he scrolled over ster, and he was right, it said scientologist.
Jerma wants to be in the mood for STAR_
muehmeuhmuh
Dat moment when there is an ad for Watch Dogs before a video about Watch Dogs.
Wash_Hogs*
MrSockGaming Sorry, my mistake. :P
LordVader1094 watch_dogsception
Smiley Zockt It's Wash_Hogsception
Dat moment when someone doesn't have adblock.
What a load of hogwash.
He stayed on by focusing chakra on his feet.
3:55 dem water effects do
aidan thulingizzi I luv d3m
All you had to do was follow the damn train Jerma.
>Constant Explosions from NOWHERE
Must be a Michael Bay production.
i.e. 4:49
That motorcycle fight was a cinematic masterpiece from beginning to end.
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SCREENS
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MONITORS
Why was this game so hyped? This looks like butt.
The hacking thing was really played up but it turned out to be just another GTA clone.
I like it :/
Ubisoft Montreal I am disappoint.
Its kinda too bad too. But if you get passed the whole "trying to be next gen genius" hype then this game isn't too awful. Think of it as a free roam splinter cell game. It is supposed to be a very serious and "tactical" sandbox. But I think it's downfall is that it takes itself too seriously and takes out the "dick around" element that Gta has and Saints row completely encompasses. Take it with a grain of salt, its not the greatest game ever, big surprise
gimpinmypants I heard it was originally planned to be released late 2015 early 2016 and then the publisher pushed for an early release. So it sucks.
Hype_Dogs, cool video btw :)
Do you like GTA because that's how fanboys act after may 27
Adam Boumedine What
WAAH
Go tO tRuthCoNtESt4``6coM, REad The Present$~5`
6:47
STAR_'s character clearly tosses a grenade and says "Grenade out"
And Jerma goes
*"What did you just do?"*
And hes staring at the grenade the whole time 😭
oh shit i heard about this hacker dude game on machinima! it's supposed to be like skyrim with hackers!
The bridge goes up, not one boat anywhere
Logic in a nutshell
I really hope this is a joke
That ending bit is actually pretty funny now that Pokemon Go is a thing.
(at the end) love the way jerma is like what did you just do? when he heard GRENADE OUT then turnes the flies away
"I'm gonna move this onto you and it's gonna be like "Idiot" Hahaha"
-Jerma
He was actually correct, when he moved it over Star it said "Scientologist"
how many dogs can you watch in watch_dogs?
Wash_Hogs*
But, how many Hogs can you wash in Wash_Hogs?
JoNarD LoLz 2. If you try to wash the 3rd one, the game crashes.
3:47 why is watchdogs water spiky
The opening to this is just perfect, gets me everytime :')
"I'm gonna move it to you and it's gonna be like, 'idiot!'"
Well, it was "Scientologist", so I suppose you were right.
@@bucketjohnnson who hurt you
that is the ugliest fucking grass i've ever seen in a videogame
***** i should rephrase
'a game released in the last 8 years'
+Hesusio Nope, just how the game looks
+Dinosaur Trust the dinosaur
I was thinking of getting this game but the reviews are completely mixed. I mean it looks like a lot of fun but to me I need an averaged score.
I think that people are buying watch dogs as a GTA V substitute on the PC... YA HEAR THAT ROCKSTAR?! Don't make me go on a train to Edinburgh and scream outside your office,"WILL THE PC PORT BE OUT WHEN THERE ARE ACTUAL TRAMS AROUND HERE?!"
Spahce Props for the edinburgh note XD ALTHOUGH I SAW A TRAM MOVING THE OTHER WEEK WHEN I WENT BACK DOWN THERE TO VISIT FAMILY. Rockstar are just self-entitled nerds :3
I am really enjoying it, ive already put in 11 hours :3
From what I've seen its GTA with a few hacking gimmicks (you can mess with traffic lights and stuff). If that excites you then go for it.
for what it's worth, i've only played a few hours but the story so far is better than any gta game. Gameplay is worse though.
I'm so glad these videos are getting the love they deserve. Haven't seen these sonce they released 6 odd yeara ago.
Washed hog confirmed for next Jerma Wrestling event:]
One Jerma AND one STAR_ video on the same day? Convenient timing, guys!
5:46 had me dead 😂😂😂😭
The water effects are actually pretty good, if it’s the day after they dye the river green and also if an industrial amount of cornstarch got spilled by accident.
People are saying "this game is bad" after watching Star and Jerma play it...
If you REALLY want some actual gameplay showing what you can do in Watch Do-...excuse me- i mean, "Wash_Hogs" then go watch a review or a walkthrough.
In my opinion, it's a really awesome game, very different from GTA (just because it's a "Free-roam" game doesn't mean it's copying GTA). I would give it a "8.5 / 10", great single-player, fun online and it has a very cool concept.
By the way, great video, Jerma! Star and you are always hilarious together! Hahah
Thank fuck finally someone came to the rescue.
It's bad anyway. Never trust any major gaming outlets for reviews, especially on big name titles from publishers like Ubisoft. Nearly all of them are paid off,
No shits were given that one night someone hated and gave a random review on "Wash_Hogs". Really thought, do your advertising somewhere else ;-;
Jerma calling Star an idiot and the next scene saying "scientologist" is the funniest unintentional joke ive ever seen
Wash_Hogs 2 when?
Eduardo Henrique it's worlds better tho
1:11 "He's got like, sticky shoes!"
BASH_DOGS
I MEAN LOGS
Zam Crash_Pogs?
Fuck_Dogs
0:38 "You ready?"
"A little bit"
perfect answer
Just your average day in Chicago folks.
i should know, i live there.
I go to watch some Jerma after like 3 months without constant internet access, get a Borderlands 3 commercial.
My day has been made.
Wat Chdogs are you talking about? :P
"Batman of the Lost Ark"
-Jerma985
4:54 Jerma Fart
"I wanna get on the back of your mumbercycle." -Jerma 2014
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!
There's nothing more precious than Jerma's laughter.
This basically looks like GTA.
Ster: *throws grenade*
Ster's character: GRENADE OUT
Jerma:what did you just do?
*grenade explodes*
It really sucks I was so excited for this game since last summer, but it looks as though Ubisoft didn't pull their shit together. The demos looked pleasing ='( _I trusted you..._
Looks like rust, plays like GTA, physics like minecraft, executed like assassins creed. 10/10 - IGN
Instead of a Batman vs Superman movie, someone should make a feature length movie of Star and Jerma playing video games or being sucked into a video game and doing stupid stuff. Anything video game related.
star saying shut the fuck up about 20 seconds in kills me every time
GTA VI, directed by Michael Bay
The main character of "Watch_Hogs" looks like Doug Walker with a bandanna covering his mouth.
yolo420blazeit
i love how they can see the funny and crazy side of a game that was somehow desinged to be serius XD
heu! Jerma said Ster was his "MAIN MAN!" n////n
STerma 5eva!
I made the most horrible noise that has ever been mistaken for a laugh when Star first ran Jerma over at the beginning.
6:29
How do I make this my TF2 hitsound...?
Download the sound from the video and cut that down. Tf2 accepts mp3 sounds as hitsounds
After playing for more than 24 hours in total, I never knew i could do wheelies.
What ps2 game is this?
It's Stermie vs. Jermie 2: Wash_Hogs strike back
The graphics are good and I'm playing on 360. And don't forget this is a RUclips video.
Adam Boumedine "I'm playing on 360." Just stop.
Oh its tf5 for xbox:Playstation edition.
A video from Jerma and Star_ in the same day. It's amazing!
It looks more like grand theft auto 4 than a next-gen game to me.
yah me too
i think that too i ment
I'm glad to see my city featured in a game. Also great video Jermbo
Was really hyped for this game but no.. bugs everywhere and it looks like a cheap version of GTA V. Even if GTA had it flaws, it's looks way better.
My proof of this game being horrible is when you hack the signs in the game it replaces them with memes from around 2008
Anonymous Guy Hahah, fair point!
Anonymous Guy They had to appeal to all the mouth breathers on facebook who just learned what a meme is.
This video came out on my birthday! Thanks for the present Jerma! c:
this game made me want to play gta instead,
It made me want to play Saints Row instead.
This game made me want to play Sleeping Dogs instead
It made me want to play Big Rigs instead
***** Peeping Hogs
CritticalAssassin Weeping Hogs
You know your internet is crap when the advertisement stops playing and starts buffering.
Jerma plz don't dump ster :(
I see what you did there.
Nice one
0:20 When Jerma uses a joke for way too long.
am i the only one who thinks this game is overrated
To all the people that were expecting a quality gameplay of watchdogs, if you see a Jerma and STAR video called WashHogs, don't expect it to be legit.
This is supposed to be a next gen game? GTA V looks better than this.
The new engine that they made was so bad that they had to downgrade the graphics so that the game had a playable framerate
"I'll find a way to dump you..." Noooooo, Jerma and Star forever and ever!
This game looks like typical, run-of-the-mill, ubisoft trash. You can pretty much tell it's from ubisoft by the horribly designed UI elements. The backlash reminds me of the first Assassins Creed. That too had an insane hype preceding its release and then fell flat on its face with below average review scores. A bunch of people got fired over that game. Well, at least that looked next-gen for its time, but this just looks like absolute garbage. The kind of game only a 15 year old would be hyped about. Everything about this game looks like it is trying to appeal to teenagers with no sense of standards. The same people bought the Thief reboot and thought it was good. AAA garbage made by 1000 people and marketed at the lowest denominator.
Welcome to modern AAA titles. They make easy shallow garbage for the knuckle dragging console kiddies because it makes money.
TheTrap
1. I saw the game for the piece of shit it eventually became from the first e3 trailer that hyped everyone. Even from that first incredibly fake and pre-rendered 'gameplay' clip, I saw ubisofts putrid game design philosophy shine through.
2. I didn't even talk about graphics in my original comment. The game looks like your typical bland, over-produced, over-budgeted ubisoft shit fest. 'Press X to win' gameplay, half-assed copied elements from other games and overall gameplay that plays itself. The horrible graphics and overall bad performance just add to the very bad impression.
3. My opinion about this horrible game is shared by everyone who isn't a standard less ubisoft shill.
Nice profile picture and name by the way. Le epic maymays, am I right? Exactly the kind of person I would expect to enjoy this game.
Basketharry I hope you realize not everyone who supports this game isn't just some "standard less ubisoft shill". I actually thought this game was fun, you clearly haven't even played the game it seems, so why are you making an opinion on it from a couple of videos you've seen on the internet? Oh, and nice personal attack, it totally added to your argument, here, let me try:
Oh, nice cat picture, where'd you get that from, a 2 second google search on the internet? Oh, and your name is stupid.
Did that add to my argument? No! And it sure as hell didn't add to yours. We have these things called opinions, I think you should respect them a little more than you are, because all you're doing is being an asshole.
TheTrap
I have played the game and its abysmal. It's not my problem that you have absolute zero standards. The whole internet has been making fun of this game. It was panned by critics. It represents everything that is wrong with gaming today. Over-hyped, over-budgeted shit marketed at the absolute lowest common denominator. Do you seriously think 'press x to hack' gameplay is in any way fun or engaging. It's breaindead. It plays itself.
It just pointed your name and profile picture out because it's a meme. A disposable internet joke that has been outdated for years and you somehow just now picked it up. Are you a teenager by any chance because that would explain some things.
Also being critical of the gaming medium which has become oversaturated with absolute shit these last few years isn't being an asshole, it's called being a rational human being who isn't a sheep and doesn't eat shit up which is served to him. Maybe you should get some critical thinking skills.
TheTrap "Oh, and nice personal attack, it totally added to your argument, here, let me try:"
Actually, it does add to his argument. It's typical shit for some moron with 9gag epic meemees to defend this fail game. Your taste is terrible, and it carries over to video games since you like this.
It's the same thing when you see people with tf2 engineers as their profile pic defending mini sentries, or people with a nintendo character profile pic defending Nintendo's newest rehash.
"He's got them sticky shoes!" - Star, 2012
1th
*1st.
James Blooey 1rd
***** 1ieth
1nd
Jerma look! Mike Tyson saw your video first!
The first 2 minutes of this video show off the hyper realistic physics of Wash_Hogs quite well.
Wat the fuck, if honest are super up PC graphics, what does Xbox look like?!?!
The same, but the rendering is a bit worse.
My absolute favorite part was at 6:26. "You can't, bye". And then Fatty Mc Chunks is sent flying.
this game is shit but you made it look fun
This is my favorite intro to a jerma video ever
Star... Again.... Can you do a video without him.
*****
He said never
What's wrong with star in his videos? Honestly I think ster makes them better.
They are together in so many videos I seriously can barely tell the difference between Jerma and Star uploads, and that's amazing and wonderful and I love it. They should just merge their channels into a mega _Sterma_ channel that will take over the internet.
plus ster is the biggest tryhard in all of tf2
Aurabrony42 What does that even mean
Next gen console games at their finest.
This game is a piece of trash
In your opinion.
Obvious troll is obvious
Ellendawnable
Well, actually, I meant it. I really do think this game is terrible. But, whatever
, everyone is entitled to their own opinions
1:56 gets me every time.