Nick DiPaolo - How You Know You're Getting Old

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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
  • #NickDiPaolo on getting older, arguing with his wife, and realizing when you have to get married.
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Комментарии • 276

  • @gunrok1779
    @gunrok1779 2 года назад +16

    Nick Di Paolo is one of the great and underrated comedians.
    There is no better time for his comedy than now.
    Let's go Nicky!
    The Wedding Ring bit lol.
    "She's got a 15k diamond ring, I'm wearing a washer from a urinal that broke 10 years ago."
    so great.

  • @Steve-ec6ed
    @Steve-ec6ed 5 лет назад +154

    "My nuts are empty and my wallets full... How can I reverse these two things?" 😂😂

    • @dannyherrera1598
      @dannyherrera1598 4 года назад +2

      Exactly what I tell myself Every weekend 😑😒😂😂😂😂

    • @crieverytim
      @crieverytim 4 года назад

      why would you want full nuts and an empty wallet?

    • @betelgeusex3865
      @betelgeusex3865 4 года назад +10

      @@crieverytim you wouldn't.. Hes saying that's what you get with marriage

    • @goreds551
      @goreds551 4 года назад +2

      a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries lol

    • @TheFatAndTheFurious
      @TheFatAndTheFurious 3 месяца назад

      @@crieverytim That's the joke

  • @JoeyBullet222
    @JoeyBullet222 5 лет назад +180

    Nick is still killing on his youtube channel. The guy is terribly underrated.

    • @debdee9663
      @debdee9663 3 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @jmastapq
      @jmastapq 2 года назад

      He absolutely crushed on the Jim Norton roast. Always loved his delivery

  • @mattsharpe2861
    @mattsharpe2861 4 года назад +13

    “Had a neck like a snapping turtle” 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @profezordon6385
    @profezordon6385 5 лет назад +26

    "Build the wall on your way out" lmao

  • @scottlloyd4022
    @scottlloyd4022 5 лет назад +290

    Telling a mexican "to build a wall on the way out" in 2008. Dipoalo was way ahead of everybody else 😂😂😂

    • @boomersooner535
      @boomersooner535 5 лет назад +11

      The "wall" was proposed well before 2008

    • @leightonlawrence8832
      @leightonlawrence8832 5 лет назад +1

      they called it a wall? how times have changed

    • @amistry605
      @amistry605 4 года назад +2

      @@leightonlawrence8832 i don't get it

    • @mendoncabeast1
      @mendoncabeast1 4 года назад +2

      Bill Clinton proposed the wall in his state of the union

    • @kushfrancis37
      @kushfrancis37 Год назад

      lol history began way before 2008 my friend

  • @sonnycrockett9900
    @sonnycrockett9900 5 лет назад +31

    Sofa cushion at John Goodman's house lololo

    • @bnic9471
      @bnic9471 4 года назад +1

      Knew it was old when he was ripping on Farrah Fawcett--she died in 2009.

  • @tomy5868
    @tomy5868 8 лет назад +128

    old "tough crowd" comedy...shit was great. too great for comedy central.

  • @MrS98VAC
    @MrS98VAC 5 лет назад +61

    "What do your fantasies have to do with this?"

  • @garybrice7689
    @garybrice7689 6 лет назад +20

    He holds no punches, isn't PC. He tells it like it is. One of my faves. I wish I would have seen him live.

  • @stevebowles8225
    @stevebowles8225 4 года назад +30

    You know you're getting old when you can live without sex, but not without your glasses.

  • @joshbreilein1175
    @joshbreilein1175 5 лет назад +227

    Haha now they hate him..I still love him he's funny as hell. His podcast is great

    • @ericschryver73
      @ericschryver73 4 года назад +4

      Spot on.

    • @TheItalianTrash
      @TheItalianTrash 4 года назад +6

      @Ron Garvin I'm a centrist democrat who has always thought Nick was hilarious . My friends and I saw him in Albany, NY and we all had a good time. Truthfully I can't think of another funny comedian who is on the conservative side. Any suggestions?

    • @stonebay2111
      @stonebay2111 3 года назад +6

      Make you really miss Tough Crowd

    • @johndoughnut9350
      @johndoughnut9350 3 года назад +6

      He’s too real, that’s why.

    • @austinhoner5389
      @austinhoner5389 3 года назад +5

      @@TheItalianTrash I can't think of any either, I bet some are just hiding their politics and I can't blame them

  • @jeromesilva4503
    @jeromesilva4503 7 лет назад +78

    Nick DiPaolo is a frickin' LEGEND!

  • @pheonixd2
    @pheonixd2 8 лет назад +34

    nick dipaolo so fucking under-rated....love from india...

  • @RebelRob34
    @RebelRob34 4 года назад +14

    Listen to his podcast everyday while working. He's the best.

  • @craigfawcett5745
    @craigfawcett5745 4 года назад +13

    This is great, classic for 08'. Crowd was dull

  • @0_Comprimise9
    @0_Comprimise9 3 года назад +10

    NICK is so damn underrated it's crazy ! His podcast on youtube is the best. The shit he comes up with kills me .

  • @freeman7079
    @freeman7079 3 года назад +9

    One a the few guys who succeed at old, 80s style comedy.

  • @AnnusMirabilus
    @AnnusMirabilus 5 лет назад +40

    "My nuts are empty, and my wallet is full. How can I reverse these two things?" Lmfao

  • @darrencarter
    @darrencarter 5 лет назад +15

    He has been funny for YEEAAARRSS!

  • @ciscoj33
    @ciscoj33 3 года назад +5

    First came across him in the roast of Larry the Cable Guy. Some comedians are funny. Some are brutal. Nick is just downright RUTHLESS!!!!!

  • @BTokinn
    @BTokinn 8 лет назад +12

    Nick has been around the comedy scene for so fucking long. Much respect.

  • @jakemthws18
    @jakemthws18 5 лет назад +43

    Speaks the truth in his comedy love this guy!

  • @BunneRabb
    @BunneRabb 5 лет назад +93

    "Do you want to be 50 and look 50, or be 50 and look like a 30-year-old lizard?" - Bill Burr

    • @orestisdimop4495
      @orestisdimop4495 5 лет назад +11

      28 year old lizard *

    • @michaelaldersley6503
      @michaelaldersley6503 2 года назад

      Funnily enough I just listened to an old episode of the Monday morning podcast and Bill just recommended Nick, so I had to check it out. I see the similarities in their topics.

  • @ChuckBeefOG
    @ChuckBeefOG 6 лет назад +80

    His show is the only talk show worth listening to on Sirius.

    • @FrankiePace
      @FrankiePace 5 лет назад +6

      Talk about freedom of speech Sirius let him go because of a remark. Comedy is nothing but remarks you assholes...

    • @michaelseidenberg2323
      @michaelseidenberg2323 4 года назад

      And Stern

  • @NOOBKIAtv
    @NOOBKIAtv 7 лет назад +78

    Build a wall on the way out lol has a different reference today:D

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 3 года назад +9

    "Do the jobs Americans don't want to do any more" LOL, that's good.

  • @JiggyMiggytv
    @JiggyMiggytv 8 лет назад +36

    Holy fuck this dude's good

    • @thanosdarkseid8695
      @thanosdarkseid8695 8 лет назад +3

      +JiggyMiggytv you should watch him and patrice on a show called tough crowd he's crazy and clever as a comedian.

    • @hermestrismegistus9603
      @hermestrismegistus9603 7 лет назад +3

      +john deathspell
      I second the motion!

  • @lisabinhawaii
    @lisabinhawaii 5 лет назад +9

    The alarm system jokes are SO good.

  • @juulclark2651
    @juulclark2651 4 года назад +4

    Just adore this man!

  • @petermyers479
    @petermyers479 Год назад +1

    Nick DiPaolo is a genius. I can’t listen to him without laughing, a lot.

  • @billsmith4900
    @billsmith4900 4 года назад +5

    One of the few comics who’s as funny as his stand up

  • @zenos.5315
    @zenos.5315 4 года назад +10

    Always a pleasure watching Nick, absolutely the best!,

  • @READERSENPAII
    @READERSENPAII 6 лет назад +9

    Here from crowder. This guy made me laugh to hard.

  • @huntergatherer9084
    @huntergatherer9084 5 лет назад +46

    Natural Comedian . This man is growing on YT doing political commentary. Check it out.

    •  4 года назад +3

      one of the best podcasts going. you think it, he says it.

  • @cofside
    @cofside 4 года назад +6

    Nick DiPaolo is the most underrated comedian today. Give this dude the big push he deserves he would murder any room you put him in.

  • @baggedjt
    @baggedjt 5 лет назад +7

    I died 😂

  • @zeronebula100
    @zeronebula100 8 лет назад +35

    a condom over a pumpkin 😂

    • @imashaman-ei9ie
      @imashaman-ei9ie 5 лет назад +1

      zeronebula100 thanks for sharing your non informative information!!
      A cat died today ! 😭

  • @JOHNDOE-ls5cv
    @JOHNDOE-ls5cv 4 года назад +41

    imagine that the audience actually laughed and no one needed a safe space....

  • @DirtyMagurt
    @DirtyMagurt 4 года назад +6

    THIS DUDE IS THE BEST !!

  • @AaronNickols88
    @AaronNickols88 5 лет назад +14

    Their face don't match the neck,I'm dying.

  • @timmysixxstrings
    @timmysixxstrings 2 года назад +2

    Tough crowd that night! Nick is hilarious!! Lighten up people!!

    • @briaf3370
      @briaf3370 Год назад

      Quebec crowd didn't deserve Nick. Good riddance to those losers

  • @rahamsesgalvan8279
    @rahamsesgalvan8279 4 года назад +3

    I miss comedy like this.

  • @steveallen5072
    @steveallen5072 6 лет назад +17

    Greatest joke ever!!...what do your fanaties have to do with this?? What do my fanaties have to do with this. Nick you are priceless

    • @davehallett3128
      @davehallett3128 5 лет назад +2

      It was even funnier than yours because he used the english word fantasies twice in his jokes steve allen s a good name for you because he wasn t funny either. Although he was literate

    • @billybrothers2492
      @billybrothers2492 5 лет назад

      @@davehallett3128 lol

  • @mikec6733
    @mikec6733 5 лет назад +8

    Was this taped at a Senior's Center?

  • @sergiovalenti7255
    @sergiovalenti7255 Год назад +1

    He’s one of the best top 10 comedians of all time in my opinion. 😂

  • @dankdark974
    @dankdark974 8 лет назад +21

    legend

  • @briaf3370
    @briaf3370 Год назад +1

    Guy is amazing with the best delivery

  • @emtee40
    @emtee40 2 года назад +1

    I never heard of this dude till a friend recommended him to me last week and it's been on and off binging.

  • @jessejive117
    @jessejive117 6 лет назад +6

    He’s the Al buddy of stand up lol

    • @feldspar3858
      @feldspar3858 5 лет назад +1

      Jesse Collins - Never heard of Al buddy.

  • @cano21
    @cano21 5 лет назад +16

    While Norm Macdonald is probably my favorite stand up, Nick is definitely in my top 5. Norm, Chappelle, Colin Quinn, Nick Dipaolo and Bill Burr.

    • @josephblanchard6248
      @josephblanchard6248 5 лет назад +1

      That's a really great list though, tbh

    • @cano21
      @cano21 5 лет назад

      @@josephblanchard6248 Thx. I forgot Bernie Mac though. That man had me rolling on the floor more than a few times!🤣🤣🤣

    • @boomersooner535
      @boomersooner535 5 лет назад

      Bill Hicks has classic work. Jokes that stand the test of time and are never outdated.

    • @pacman6567
      @pacman6567 4 года назад

      I love your list... I'll just add Jim Norton

    • @mattybhoy6522
      @mattybhoy6522 4 года назад +1

      Patrice O'Neal

  • @robprice5655
    @robprice5655 3 года назад +2

    Need more DiPaolo

  • @mikefleissner4415
    @mikefleissner4415 4 года назад +3

    'Sorry honey.imust exuse myself .i feal. A bowl movement coming on!

  • @thelibrarian4509
    @thelibrarian4509 6 лет назад +5

    Best take on results of face lifting ! It's true! I can pick one out in a crowd (especially in Fla.!) worth seeing him in person.

  • @glenkrinkle8043
    @glenkrinkle8043 5 лет назад +3

    Great stand up

  • @VincentWilliams007
    @VincentWilliams007 4 года назад +2

    Nick is the best. I love his honesty.

  • @shermanngjazz
    @shermanngjazz 3 года назад +6

    Love Nick he's so underrated!

  • @paulsecon4889
    @paulsecon4889 5 лет назад +3

    One funny bastard!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @germerican7182
    @germerican7182 5 лет назад +8

    Build the wall Jose

  • @MegaGman61
    @MegaGman61 Год назад +1

    I love Nick! One of the best ever!

  • @Rdmz805
    @Rdmz805 8 месяцев назад

    Nick is such a great underrated comic

  • @iamnormal8648
    @iamnormal8648 2 года назад +1

    3:07 wife's friend in the audience

  • @jimmyjames6318
    @jimmyjames6318 4 года назад +1

    Funny! Why have I never seen this guy before?

  • @markbowman3475
    @markbowman3475 Год назад +1

    I knew I was getting old when the music I grew up to was on tv for $9.95.

  • @AdvocateSpirit
    @AdvocateSpirit 3 года назад +2

    My close friends, Bill Burr and Kevin Hart recommended this guy to me and said he's evil on the stage like Patrice....
    Aaah here we go again!!

  • @anneverna1792
    @anneverna1792 4 года назад +1

    i like quite a few comics nick is at the top of my list

  • @dead_or_alive2649
    @dead_or_alive2649 5 лет назад +66

    DiPaolo is old school, when comedians were actually funny! Give me his form of stand up any day over the whitewashed junk today!

    • @SaltoDaKid
      @SaltoDaKid 2 года назад

      Then you look in wrong area

  • @aminr4281
    @aminr4281 5 лет назад +2

    This man is a genius! Funny as fuck! I’m glad I’m subscribed to his RUclips channel!

  • @mitchmatthews6713
    @mitchmatthews6713 Год назад +1

    Gut-hurting hilarious!

  • @B1az1ngSuN
    @B1az1ngSuN 4 года назад +9

    the jokes were on point, the crowd seemed pretty stale, or liberal.

  • @darlatidwell6255
    @darlatidwell6255 3 года назад +2

    Nick's great on stage and has a great podcast, funny stuff. 👍👍

  • @DrPhil-kx3ci
    @DrPhil-kx3ci 5 лет назад +3

    I’m pretty sure he was on “Everybody loves Raymond”

  • @jackhammer569
    @jackhammer569 Год назад

    Absolutely hilarious…love this guy

  • @zerocool1344
    @zerocool1344 3 года назад +1

    Going to be on Crowder!

  • @carrrexx7190
    @carrrexx7190 5 лет назад +2

    Nick,,😂 you look as comfortable on stage as me at my annual Aides test.

  • @yoniyampolsky2597
    @yoniyampolsky2597 8 лет назад +13

    master

  • @petermyers479
    @petermyers479 Год назад

    Great set. Hilarious.

  • @Murphysson
    @Murphysson Год назад

    Great set, one joke right after another. 😂😂😂

  • @maxwoods3764
    @maxwoods3764 4 года назад +1

    NickyDip!! Best comic out there. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @notgaybear5544
    @notgaybear5544 5 лет назад +5

    This guy should start his own youtube channel and podcast

  • @tylerbeaudoin3225
    @tylerbeaudoin3225 3 года назад

    One of the greatest of all time...I just saw him in Maine, he brought it. He fucked with me it was an honor.

  • @hoanpham2757
    @hoanpham2757 4 года назад +1

    Nick is funny af

  • @rayrocher6887
    @rayrocher6887 6 месяцев назад

    Great job

  • @gregokray6465
    @gregokray6465 11 месяцев назад

    A cutting edge comic, he was funny when he started in the business and still funny today!!

  • @ardenritchie5722
    @ardenritchie5722 4 года назад +1

    Laughing out loud on holiday in Phuket. Working in Singapore. Have a great Halloween. Miss the holidays a lot. I enjoy your honest approach to comedy and I can not believe the era we live in that has tried to stop free speech and also incredible comedy; both are always married together for a better world. The USA has a consitution with the right to free speech and I choose that over everything. My mom was American and my dad Canadian. Little Potato (trudeau) has stopped most of Canada from speaking freely because he is gutless, blackface hypocrite. Please do more on him Nick. Happy Holidays! PS I left Canada the day Little Potato showed up on the political stage. I have lived in dissent of his irresponsible gov and irrational liberalism for over 4 years. I hope you do more acts about this level of hypocrisy and incompetence.

  • @QuantumWify
    @QuantumWify 6 лет назад +6

    AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH oh my god he's great

  • @AIVelociDactyl
    @AIVelociDactyl Год назад +1

    Bon swarrr 😂

  • @lexluger1095
    @lexluger1095 4 года назад +8

    “She can’t buy cheap stuff,” as she buys you tons of reusable garbage razor blades

  • @The_Crimson_Fucker
    @The_Crimson_Fucker 7 лет назад +25

    "Build a wall on the way out" well shit...they're paying for it, might as well build it too!

  • @MartyMcFly88
    @MartyMcFly88 Год назад

    Greg Giraldo and this guy are hilarious

  • @marcoalessandro2034
    @marcoalessandro2034 4 года назад +1

    Oh, bastardi! Nick is over the top funny. And good job by that Montreal crowd following those jokes...what is also a joke is the dismal street outside the venue

  • @AlanaBananaCanada
    @AlanaBananaCanada 4 года назад +4

    He seems so nervous here. Hes gotten a lot smoother

    • @rocknrollmonkey8668
      @rocknrollmonkey8668 4 года назад

      His delivery was like that 25 years ago.

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 4 года назад +1

      @@rocknrollmonkey8668 yeah its interesting to see comics perfect their craft. I enjoy it

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 4 года назад +1

      @Dominic Scalia I don't even know what that has to do with my comment but ok

    • @rocknrollmonkey8668
      @rocknrollmonkey8668 4 года назад +1

      Alana BananaCanada mean to say he's always kind of rushed his words and stuttered a little in his delivery. I think he has a legitimate speech impediment and actually stutters. If I remember right, he's mentioned it on one of his Joe Rogan appearances.

  • @Scorpionbite8
    @Scorpionbite8 4 месяца назад

    Goat

  • @QuincyCarr
    @QuincyCarr 5 лет назад +5

    I'm a 20 yr vet in this comedy biz with some national TV success / exposure, but Nick makes me wanna write better!

  • @Elusive_Pete
    @Elusive_Pete 7 лет назад +8

    Great material, shit just not his crowd.

  • @ComradeDt
    @ComradeDt 2 года назад +1

    ay am wolkin hea!

  • @MrFTW733
    @MrFTW733 5 лет назад +1

    2:57

  • @80spyder1
    @80spyder1 4 года назад +1

    How you know you’re getting old? My wife finds it humorous that at a restaurant a waitress will say to me “Honey do you need a coffee refill” or something like that. The way a polite young lady might talk to an old guy to be nice.

  • @geenal360
    @geenal360 4 года назад

    I love Nic!❤️♥️❤️♥️❤️

  • @denurryden3390
    @denurryden3390 3 года назад

    That buddy he mentioned has got to be Billy Burr