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  • The former president’s draft tweets and direct messages are among the data sought by special counsel Jack Smith, and some of the world’s worst people will be interviewed on Tucker Carlson’s new streaming network.
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  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 6 месяцев назад +661

    So he’s telling us “…..he should be free from any prosecution, while in office.” So he’s telling us he DID commit crimes while in office. Just go to jail old man. We ARE sick of you.

    • @andrewflowers6794
      @andrewflowers6794 6 месяцев назад +35

      Ya, you should not be able to claim immunity at the same time as innocence.

    • @kbbpll7338
      @kbbpll7338 6 месяцев назад +40

      I knew all along that the only reason he ever ran for office was to avoid being prosecuted. Now he's spelled it out for everybody.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 6 месяцев назад

      Andrew , common sense doesn’t work with magats , that’s why he does what he does .

    • @trumpet12345
      @trumpet12345 6 месяцев назад

      Gotta give Russia credit. They found the only man not humbled by the position. Bush and other are terrible for caving into wars or other problems, but only one man has the delusional thoughts of Donald Trump. That man is Donald Trump. They didn't put a smart man to the throne of power to allure the people and make vast changes, they picked an idiot that created required bailouts for farmers because he doesn't even fucking have a clue. GG russia. we get it. Just remember 4 more years of this asshole likely won't help you either in the end.

    • @ariaafshar4212
      @ariaafshar4212 6 месяцев назад +27

      We should do everything we can to make sure Trump never becomes president again.

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 6 месяцев назад +872

    I’m finally going to be voting for a president for the first time in 2024, and I’ll be voting for President Biden!
    VOTE BLUE FOLK!!! 💙

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 6 месяцев назад +1

      doesnt even have to be biden. #justnotorangefuhrer & not someone crazy like Ramaswamy.

    • @thelonesomefisherman7425
      @thelonesomefisherman7425 6 месяцев назад +88

      Good for you, and get all your young friends out to vote, too. 😊

    • @roronoabear
      @roronoabear 6 месяцев назад +43

      Smart, don't waste your vote!

    • @TheMemoryPolice
      @TheMemoryPolice 6 месяцев назад +9

      Vote for 3rrd Party. Fight for Change

    • @Funnyandsunnydays
      @Funnyandsunnydays 6 месяцев назад +28

      Tell your friends

  • @patwiggins6969
    @patwiggins6969 6 месяцев назад +81

    Good job with the website. Could have been a crass joke but using it to help people is a really classy move

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 6 месяцев назад

      More classy if he also took political attacks on Joe Biden and criminal son Hunter Biden... but of course true crimes aren't so funny

    • @shiskeyoffles
      @shiskeyoffles 6 месяцев назад

      Link?

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 6 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/NThgFHeJlWM/видео.html@@shiskeyoffles

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 6 месяцев назад

      Well in a twist LOL Biden pardons Trump, stating he wants to defeat him fairly for Presidency 2024

    • @marz2362
      @marz2362 6 месяцев назад

      legit! I headed there and it says Stephen Colbert's The Tucker Carlson Network

  • @creativelife9871
    @creativelife9871 6 месяцев назад +1

    I appreciate the throw back to The Colbert Report there at the end. 😂🤣 Those were the days and I miss them dearly. 😂

  • @OzzyInSpace
    @OzzyInSpace 6 месяцев назад +362

    Literally a class act getting that website and putting links to reputable charitable organizations on it.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 6 месяцев назад +17

      Great to hear it's operable but I can't get onto it. Firstly there was a message saying it looked like a suspicious site and do I really want to proceed, so I clicked yes, then there was nothing - since tried a few times, and nothing. Also tried tucker carlson's and that didn't even register. Anyway, kudos to Steven 😜😜

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand 6 месяцев назад +48

      It’s such a John Oliver move 😂😂

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 6 месяцев назад +4

      "Literally"

    • @hi-ougidemonfang
      @hi-ougidemonfang 6 месяцев назад +19

      @@sheilaboston7051probably had more traffic than they could afford to handle. Like a ddos attack but with good intentions.

    • @trentonaustin3318
      @trentonaustin3318 6 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@RuthBhmandI was thinking that EXACT same thing! 😂

  • @etienelamaine9392
    @etienelamaine9392 6 месяцев назад +212

    Sir.. I salute you!! I had my appendix pop at 8 and thankfully I was taken care of.. YOU worked through it with two shows AND dancing!! You look amazing as always. Please thank evie for making sure WE ALL STILL HAVE YOU HERE

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 6 месяцев назад +8

      What would he do without her?!! What would WE do without her?!!

    • @cultureal9544
      @cultureal9544 6 месяцев назад

      Omg, Evie, you were Soooo close to freedom! So close!

  • @noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946
    @noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946 6 месяцев назад +3

    I once called Geico and got frustrated with the automated system and yelled "HUMAN" and it's response was "I believe you want to speak to a representative?" 😆

    • @user-zb7uh2ob1r
      @user-zb7uh2ob1r 4 месяца назад

      You were lucky. I've yelled "human!" lots of times without success.

  • @debcardosa2418
    @debcardosa2418 6 месяцев назад +14

    You are so great and funny 😂! I just love your monologue. Thank you Stephen.

  • @kimberlycronen3998
    @kimberlycronen3998 6 месяцев назад +53

    Stephen!!!! You totally John Olivered Tucker! 😂

  • @tdsoldier3198
    @tdsoldier3198 6 месяцев назад +257

    I'm glad you're feeling better Stephen. And I'm glad that Jack Smith is speeding up the work of Justice.

    • @jkpupo1
      @jkpupo1 6 месяцев назад +5

      Safe and effective

    • @JusticeAlways
      @JusticeAlways 6 месяцев назад +7

      Jack Smith deserves a medal for saving our country.
      🇺🇸👍

    • @mobobb3555
      @mobobb3555 6 месяцев назад

      Your " justice " is guilty by a court of PUBLIC OPINION.
      Maybe actually hold your opinion at a minimum until this continued fiasco has been put forth within a trial setting and Mr. Trump is convicted LEGALLY ( if that can be done in NY State - with an overwhelming Democratic voting population ).

    • @nancygibson604
      @nancygibson604 6 месяцев назад +1

      The supremes Roberts Court ,Roberts net income is 24 million 68 million in asset,crooked or not,I’d say so,and people on the streets and dying of hunger,what a dishonest court

  • @veronicastewart1112
    @veronicastewart1112 6 месяцев назад +4

    OMG, that Orville Reddenbigot joke was the best! Pay that writer well!

  • @thunderousapplause
    @thunderousapplause 6 месяцев назад +4

    Its been suggested his draft tweets were messages for other traitor collaborators, who had his PW and could read them for instructions.

  • @JillKnapp
    @JillKnapp 6 месяцев назад +134

    Former Catholic here, but when Stephen sang that little snippet of "The King of Glory" (a hymn I haven't thought about in 40 years), I automatically sang the next line ("Open the gates before him, lift up your voices! Who is the king of glory, how shall we call him?" etc etc etc). It's amazing how songs stay embedded in your brain.

    • @norarivers2744
      @norarivers2744 6 месяцев назад +12

      I did too!!!!

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 6 месяцев назад +9

      Same!

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 6 месяцев назад +11

      Yes. Music is life.

    • @samanthadrennan
      @samanthadrennan 6 месяцев назад +8

      Google king of glory dance, you won't be disappointed 😂

    • @geoffoconnor3487
      @geoffoconnor3487 6 месяцев назад +6

      Not as catchy as Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen By The Sea

  • @netherslayer3561
    @netherslayer3561 6 месяцев назад +18

    9:55 I've seen enough of John Oliver's shenanigans to know where this was going in an instant

  • @faye2592
    @faye2592 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bravo, Stephen! Bravo! 👏👏👏😄

  • @siwi666
    @siwi666 6 месяцев назад +33

    oh the joy. The man, the band, the audience. I'm lapping up every moment. Thank you Late Show

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 6 месяцев назад +526

    Donnie and the GOP want power and don't care how they get it... not just breaking rules and laws, but also hearts, minds and souls... Vote Blue 💙

    • @agrippalii3479
      @agrippalii3479 6 месяцев назад +15

      And lives !

    • @deadhumansallofthem2457
      @deadhumansallofthem2457 6 месяцев назад +1

      Since Rome never fell

    • @ely4935
      @ely4935 6 месяцев назад +13

      And families!!!!

    • @daveedwards1257
      @daveedwards1257 6 месяцев назад +9

      …and dividing families ✌️🥹

    • @ariaafshar4212
      @ariaafshar4212 6 месяцев назад +15

      We should do everything we can to make sure Trump never becomes president again.

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 6 месяцев назад +279

    Glad you're feeling better Stephen. And glad you're ɓack. We missed you!

    • @jkpupo1
      @jkpupo1 6 месяцев назад

      Safe and effective

  • @High_Alpha
    @High_Alpha 6 месяцев назад +13

    It's sad that these lawyers don't have the gumption or integrity to inform their client that "I'm sorry sir, but that simply is NOT how the law works.". Then again anyone who agrees to actually represent him now has had more than enough warning of what a ****storm they are stepping into.
    Maybe he should represent himself, since every legal argument he cons his legal team into trying isn't based in law anyway... that would be a pay per view comedy special.
    Buyer beware America. If you give him the keys to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave again, I'm not sure you are ever getting them back.

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 6 месяцев назад

      Yup and when they are done with Donald the most definitely need to get rid of the biggest embarrassment the Biden crime family

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 6 месяцев назад

      they

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 6 месяцев назад

      Well in a twist LOL Biden pardons Trump, stating he wants to defeat him fairly for Presidency 2024

  • @EvesRevenge
    @EvesRevenge 6 месяцев назад +2

    So spot on and too funny!!! ❤

  • @kayalcorn9569
    @kayalcorn9569 6 месяцев назад +11

    Right on, Steven! I went to the website & it rocks! Charity in Tuccums name - brilliant!

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 6 месяцев назад +84

    Vote Blue to save democracy.
    Vote Blue to protect women's reprotective rights. Vote blue to protect LGBTQ rights. Vote Blue to protect our children. Vote Blue to keep this country from becoming a dictatorship. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 6 месяцев назад +1

      basically vote against christian nationalism.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yes.

    • @ely4935
      @ely4935 6 месяцев назад +4

      Definitely 🎉🎉🎉

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 6 месяцев назад +6

      And for the environment. Trump's stated policy is, quote: "drill, drill, drill".

    • @lindaroundtree5396
      @lindaroundtree5396 6 месяцев назад

      I don't agree with practices of a lot of people but NEVER have I felt the RIGHT to infringe upon other people's right to go Hell for their CHOICES🙏

  • @kayleighgates2689
    @kayleighgates2689 6 месяцев назад +7

    So glad you are back! Stay healthy, Mr. Colbert. We need you!

  • @Juicexlx
    @Juicexlx 6 месяцев назад +47

    ''But I've got a better deal: pay 0$ to never watch Tucker Carlson again.'' ----- Ok, this deserves a thumbs-up!

  • @sunnyinaspen
    @sunnyinaspen 6 месяцев назад +62

    Thank you for making me giggle with all this madness in our world

  • @bohemianmiss6282
    @bohemianmiss6282 6 месяцев назад +12

    All the money 💰 Those brave women deserve *all the money*

  • @bonniespruin6369
    @bonniespruin6369 6 месяцев назад +23

    Thank God you are alright after what you went through. This world needs you to lift them up out of the stress of this world! You rock!

  • @witchypoorose5196
    @witchypoorose5196 6 месяцев назад +1

    Colbert's impression of p tin rapping & scratching is HILARIOUS!
    😂🤣

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 6 месяцев назад +184

    Jack Smith is getting it done! Thank goodness.

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo 6 месяцев назад +2

      The guy is next level. Bashing Garland seems the norm, but I’m glad this is who he enlisted.

    • @lindaroundtree5396
      @lindaroundtree5396 6 месяцев назад

      Jack Smith is on a time clock. He has to fry drumpf, go after the 146 criminals still in office in order to get back to other criminals in countries he left behind for this gig in saving America from the drumpf confederate clan🥴

    • @cherylfelix392
      @cherylfelix392 6 месяцев назад

      FJS

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 месяцев назад +126

    I'm a European. My home country Norway is far from being a utopian paradise, but also far from being a despotic dictatorship, which is more than can be said about the South American country where I currently reside.
    And which is also more than can be said about USA, much much more, _should trump ever be allowed back into the White House._
    I am fearing that South American authoritarian regimes will become peanuts compared to a trumpian Banana Republic (or should we say Covfefe Republic?).
    I am dead serious.
    And no one, of the rational part of the world that is, wants to see that become reality, for obvious reasons.
    As even many US citizens point out every so often; *_what happens in USA affects us all._*
    Democracy's survival, worldwide, is at stake, and out little planet can hardly afford a US fascist regime that does NOT take climate change seriously.
    In other words:
    trump *_needs_* to be made an example of, and face and taste the justice and accountability he deserves, the same being the case as regards all his co-conspirators and enablers.
    Your country needs it, USA, and so does the rest of the world.
    While we foreigners definitely are wishing you all the best, dear good sensible people of USA, we are really wishing us all, all the best.
    I might be "just" a Norwegian onlooker, but I have an American boyfriend, and I have an aunt who is one of the far too many trumpetrified ones all across the globe who've trumped themselves apart from their families, and my closest ones and I are directly affected by how the pathetic authoritarian "government" where we live (Bolivia) caved in to the pressure of anti-vaxx movements, same movements who let themselves be inspired by trump himself, trump and his grotesque mishandling of the pandemic.
    There are bound to be countless of cases similar to mine, of World citizens outside of the US who have their own personal (if not sheer existential) reasons for needing to see real justice being served to trump & Co.
    This is global, folks.
    To a degree where it almost feels/seems unjust that only US citizens can vote, over yonder in the world's most influential country.
    *Best wishes!*
    💙 💙 💙 💙
    🇧🇻 ❤️ 🇺🇸
    ⚖️

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 6 месяцев назад +8

      #facts . But why did you move to SA from beautiful Norway?
      #separationofchurchandstate

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 месяцев назад +7

      I've posted this writ a few times before, on different channels.
      Something that does _not_ convert me into a bot, however, as someone seemed to think the other day 🧐

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@vsznry
      Brought here together with my brother by our parents when kids.
      Bolivia is a beautiful country too, with lots of nice people. But they tend to not be too smart when electing leaders, tragically.
      Ah but it's complicated... mildly said.
      Interesting cultures, interesting history.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 6 месяцев назад +15

      I hear people talking about leaving if he gets reelected.... I ask them "Where is it going to be safe? How long will it be safe, if the US falls to a totalitarian regime?!" I am going to keep fighting for the US.

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 6 месяцев назад +1

      religious conservatism is the bane of Modern Humanity & leads the uneducated to choose dictators, who then hinder societal progress in favor of control.
      India, Middle East, Africa, South America...
      A single commonality for everyones suffering: gods & god-men.
      have you visited that one german town in Argentina? lol@@camelsheit_on_the_walls446

  • @nicole127x
    @nicole127x 6 месяцев назад +3

    Dang it's good to see him cavorting across the stage. He looks good as new!

  • @Dr_Cole
    @Dr_Cole 6 месяцев назад +17

    So good to have SC back at it! We missed you. Remember, the only good appendices were written by Tolkien and not set within our bodies 😮

  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 6 месяцев назад +9

    “Orville Redenbiggot”….😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

  • @TheSocratease
    @TheSocratease 6 месяцев назад +196

    Why claim immunity if you're innocent?

    • @veryberry39
      @veryberry39 6 месяцев назад +24

      Like when he said that pleading the fifth means you're guilty of something...and then he pled the fifth.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@veryberry39 Didn't he also say something along the lines of if someone is indicted they shouldn't be running for office?

    • @trm4life
      @trm4life 6 месяцев назад +4

      Police officer to criminal "Why did you run if you didn't do anything?"

    • @Stickey14
      @Stickey14 6 месяцев назад +2

      Good Question!

    • @Ravus_Sapiens
      @Ravus_Sapiens 6 месяцев назад

      @@Stickey14 It *is* a good question, unfortunately, the answer is that the US justice system as a whole would likely be worse off without immunity clauses.

  • @WhereShallWeGoToday
    @WhereShallWeGoToday 6 месяцев назад +2

    Draft tweets weren't shown publicly, BUT could be seen by anyone with access to his account. They could then be deleted.

  • @AbcdNil799
    @AbcdNil799 6 месяцев назад +8

    Thanks, Sir, for your courageously honest comedy. We can learn from it and try to improve our miserable self too where it resonates. 🙏More power to you.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 6 месяцев назад +312

    We need to stop the dictator pretending this thing is a joke like we don’t remember his presidency

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 6 месяцев назад +17

      Which was also a joke . A really bad joke but a joke nonetheless .

    • @buyselltrade6270
      @buyselltrade6270 6 месяцев назад

      Trump's presidency brought real wages up by over 7,600 dollars a year. Record high employment for women, black, Hispanic and Asians. Started no new wars. Created opportunity zones to help minority communities. Made the largest contribution to HBCU's in history. Replaced NAFTA with USMCA bringing jobs back to the United States.

    • @Johnorekunow272
      @Johnorekunow272 6 месяцев назад +1

      I think you should all go and vote for him lest you lose the only thing you seem to talk about.

    • @williamj.sheehan2001
      @williamj.sheehan2001 6 месяцев назад

      Yuriel, respectfully, are you saying that you think the current presidency is an improvement over the previous one? If so, I'd have to say to you what we used to say to referees and umpires after a bad call: "WHAT GAME ARE YOU WATCHIN'?"

    • @adukabu
      @adukabu 6 месяцев назад

      @@williamj.sheehan2001are u t kidding??? wtf you do not remember all the mess and field preparation for isolating USA and current recession is big time his responsibility…of course you do not know that it takes reading and fact checking which is to much for you I guess

  • @runnergo1398
    @runnergo1398 6 месяцев назад +382

    If they say Trump cannot be convicted of any crime since he used to be President, that would give Dark Brandon the AOK to do whatever he wants to Trump.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 6 месяцев назад +48

      I like the way you think !

    • @flangekiwi
      @flangekiwi 6 месяцев назад +33

      Oh! My!
      I like the way you think!
      Let's go 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @bonniescanlan8772
      @bonniescanlan8772 6 месяцев назад +45

      GO DARK BRANDON 😎

    • @bartbullock7817
      @bartbullock7817 6 месяцев назад

      Runner go1398.. Just accept the fact, Donald trump is responsible for doing all of his "crimes"!!! The accountability all falls on djt's shoulders, Is stop deflecting.
      Nobody is working to shit in donald trump's salad bowl, Because donald trump needs no help (zero) to achieve guilt !!!!
      One man's ability to get his own foot, That far down his own mouth, It is epic legendary status, It is all of his own making, You can deny accountability all you want to, Especially since your"cult leader" Has lived a life of zero accountability, For any laws that he is broken, Way before he ever made it to capital hill.
      Sheep..... What can you do???

    • @unpunnyfuns
      @unpunnyfuns 6 месяцев назад +11

      gonna be hard getting those red ketchup stains out of the oval office carpets.

  • @earlybird256
    @earlybird256 6 месяцев назад +5

    Back and cheekier than ever!!!! Grateful for your talent. The website is a beautiful idea. Great causes on there. WCK is doing amazing work. You are doing amazing work edutaining us Mr Colbert.

  • @billytheweasel
    @billytheweasel 6 месяцев назад +2

    Colbert is golden.

  • @barbaramccoy7261
    @barbaramccoy7261 6 месяцев назад +252

    If nixon could be prosecuted so can trump

    • @sshaw4429
      @sshaw4429 6 месяцев назад +5

      Only we will get this one.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@Alice-xq3dnbut after he was out of office, he could have been prosecuted.

    • @margaretwordnerd5210
      @margaretwordnerd5210 6 месяцев назад

      @Alice-xq3dn he was pardoned so fast, the DOJ never got close to bringing the case. Pardoned by the man he made president. Dolt 45 could have played it that way if he'd resigned, I'm sure Pence would have done it even after hiding from a lynch mob.

    • @HSR107
      @HSR107 6 месяцев назад

      Nixon wasn't prosecuted. He was pardoned by Ford after he resigned.

    • @coalkey8019
      @coalkey8019 6 месяцев назад +4

      Nixon at least had the wisdom to resign.

  • @0_44_4
    @0_44_4 6 месяцев назад +632

    The Presidential win is not a free ticket to be a criminal.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 6 месяцев назад +42

      Chump seems to think it is .

    • @Iluthra
      @Iluthra 6 месяцев назад +39

      Otherwise Nixon would not have had to leave office.

    • @buyselltrade6270
      @buyselltrade6270 6 месяцев назад +5

      Ask Biden about his daughter's diary and those inappropriate showers

    • @marileedriscoll2816
      @marileedriscoll2816 6 месяцев назад +20

      You folks all have such vivid imaginations! And always something creepy and inappropriate òn your minds. It speaks volumes about your own psyches and the amount of projection ìn every statement is beyond psychotic.

    • @buyselltrade6270
      @buyselltrade6270 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@marileedriscoll2816 I didn't imagine what Ashley Biden wrote and didn't imagine Ashley Biden writing about inappropriate showers with her father Joe Biden.

  • @quincywilliams9860
    @quincywilliams9860 6 месяцев назад +3

    The website is exceptional. Thanks, Stephen!

  • @user-do2ev2hr7h
    @user-do2ev2hr7h 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'm flabbergasted at the idea that there are draft tweets given the state of the ones that are put out for public consumption.

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 6 месяцев назад +35

    Glad your back Stephen ❤ the website troll is GENIUS 😅😂

    • @patriciadodd9412
      @patriciadodd9412 6 месяцев назад +1

      I have missed a bit. What was Steven ill from?

    • @DneilB007
      @DneilB007 6 месяцев назад

      @@patriciadodd9412His appendix burst during taping of a show a couple of weeks ago (the one with the chef who danced with him).

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@patriciadodd9412 His appendix burst.

  • @janbounds911
    @janbounds911 6 месяцев назад +233

    If the Prez has full immunity, why did Ford have to pardon Nixon, BEFORE he was even charged? Riddle me this, Batman! VOTE BLUE!!! 💙💙💙🥂🥂🥂

    • @renegade44040
      @renegade44040 6 месяцев назад +16

      Yes, but from what I understand, a pardon is admission of guilt.

    • @thelonesomefisherman7425
      @thelonesomefisherman7425 6 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@renegade44040 You're correct.

    • @janbounds911
      @janbounds911 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@renegade44040 Exactly. The question remains. VOTE BLUE!!!💙💙💙🥂🥂🥂

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 6 месяцев назад +7

      In chumps case , wouldn’t it be more like , “riddle me this , fatman” ?

    • @janbounds911
      @janbounds911 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@terryoquinn8199 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅

  • @ruthieristich7998
    @ruthieristich7998 6 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you for being so hilarious.

  • @annala2956
    @annala2956 6 месяцев назад

    The "Strangers With Candy" liturgical dance!!!! My favorite Colbert moment of all time!

  • @Miimisky
    @Miimisky 6 месяцев назад +76

    Great show tonight and I’m very happy and thank God you’re back and well Uncle Stephen❤❤❤❤🙏🏼✝️🥰♥️♥️🥰🥰

    • @LiamLightwolf
      @LiamLightwolf 6 месяцев назад

      ✝️🛐
      AMEN! PRAISE GOD! 🙏🕊️🤟😊
      ✝️🛐

  • @halloran537
    @halloran537 6 месяцев назад +172

    "Or for zero dollars you can never have to watch Tucker Carlson again." has got to be one of the greatest deals ever.

    • @Jacqueline_Thijsen
      @Jacqueline_Thijsen 6 месяцев назад +10

      I think there are many people willing to actually pay for that 😂

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 6 месяцев назад

      @@Jacqueline_Thijsen How many streaming channels can an idiot pay for and still have enough money to send to Mango Mussolini, or buy NFT's? 🤣

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese 6 месяцев назад +3

      I’ll take that deal every day of the week - and twice on Tuesdays!

    • @UnexpectedDanger
      @UnexpectedDanger 6 месяцев назад +2

      The real art of the deal

    • @susankeith326
      @susankeith326 6 месяцев назад

      ​@Need2know1123Tucker himself actually said he i

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 6 месяцев назад +1

    *Stephen Colbert has done a John Oliver with that website purchase, and I am so proud of him!!!!* 🙌🏽 👏 😀

  • @mikekolokowsky
    @mikekolokowsky 6 месяцев назад +1

    Being contacted by a representative of your former criminal employer AT THE GYM sends that “creepy stalker” vibe as a banner headline.

  • @hollygravitt388
    @hollygravitt388 6 месяцев назад +244

    "For $0 a month you can never watch Tucker Carlson again!" I'm sold, sir. That sounds like a great idea.

    • @jodyfulford8215
      @jodyfulford8215 6 месяцев назад +12

      Hah! A bargain at twice the price! Count me in!

    • @nickiemcnichols5397
      @nickiemcnichols5397 6 месяцев назад +5

      I’m in!

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 6 месяцев назад +4

      That was great

    • @jodyfulford8215
      @jodyfulford8215 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@mizzury54 Brown 25 from Uranus 💩 It has the strength of steel,
      The flexibility of rubber and the nutritional value of beef stew!

    • @30skillz
      @30skillz 6 месяцев назад +1

      But you'll watch this shill

  • @paulgrieger8182
    @paulgrieger8182 6 месяцев назад +168

    Thank you, Stephen for keeping us all sane.

    • @mindysmith4645
      @mindysmith4645 6 месяцев назад +1

      Keep us laughing!

    • @ElijahMendiola
      @ElijahMendiola 6 месяцев назад

      You clown makeup is showing

    • @BobbyDon8
      @BobbyDon8 6 месяцев назад +1

      All the sane people loved the vax-scene.

    • @theegrumble
      @theegrumble 6 месяцев назад

      You & your fellow clueless are the furthest thing from sane. Men can get pregnant much?🐑

    • @lesliechow1974
      @lesliechow1974 5 месяцев назад

      🤨😑

  • @TheOneFreakservo
    @TheOneFreakservo 6 месяцев назад +3

    He has 'draft tweets'? The man has such an itchy trigger-finger that he hits 'send' before he realizes he covfefe--
    (The man probably has never used a 'backspace' key in his life.)

  • @babasian
    @babasian 6 месяцев назад +8

    Jail Trump, please. I am so sick and tired of hearing about him and his narcissism overtake the news. Grrrr….

  • @colleenclements5715
    @colleenclements5715 6 месяцев назад +15

    Dumping Donnie . . . I feel a pretty BIG clog coming on -- Hilarious -- the whole monolog😂 💯

  • @ploopower89
    @ploopower89 6 месяцев назад +6

    Colbert doing a John Oliver with that website stealing lmao

  • @lindaweber5599
    @lindaweber5599 6 месяцев назад +1

    Stephan you are the funniest guy ever! Love you.

  • @am2320LG
    @am2320LG 6 месяцев назад +1

    Stephen's back!‼🎶🎵👍👍👍👍👍👍Funnier than EVER!!😂😅😅😁😆😄

  • @kingace6186
    @kingace6186 6 месяцев назад +13

    LMFAO The website was gold. I loved the energy of tonight's show.

  • @deborahmoshier-dunn6269
    @deborahmoshier-dunn6269 6 месяцев назад +9

    "The King of Glory Comes, the Nation Rejoices!" Will be in my head for a week now, lol! I wanna know how that came up in the audience before camera-roll! ❤

  • @duchessofst.andrew7210
    @duchessofst.andrew7210 6 месяцев назад +1

    Alright, Stephen is back 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Stephen please go slow heal completely 🙏 ❤❤️

  • @ariaafshar4212
    @ariaafshar4212 6 месяцев назад +253

    We should do everything we can to make sure Trump never becomes president again.

    • @gordonanderson3111
      @gordonanderson3111 6 месяцев назад +14

      We are doing all LEGAL things to stop him, yet he can do any crime, tell constant huge lies, slander all good people, make things up out of whole cloth and so has a great advantage.

    • @amariner5
      @amariner5 6 месяцев назад

      We are in two new wars in the Middle East, a war in Europe and one in South America.
      And we're heading into a depression.
      I'm voting for peace and prosperity, I'm voting for Trump.
      Funny how Liberals see themselves as intelligent, but couldn't figure out that wars and unlimited immigration would turn us into a cesspool.

    • @itsajahthing
      @itsajahthing 6 месяцев назад +5

      Not should...need to make sure....

    • @ElijahMendiola
      @ElijahMendiola 6 месяцев назад

      It’s called voting, you’re talking election theft

    • @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox
      @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox 6 месяцев назад

      Who?

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 6 месяцев назад +61

    Can confirm my favorite ad-free streaming service is not watching Tucker Carlson

    • @engineeringartist4801
      @engineeringartist4801 6 месяцев назад +6

      I'm on the annual plan. Don't watch for a year at a time, then renew.

  • @tombrayton4412
    @tombrayton4412 6 месяцев назад +43

    I guess no one told trump to throw away his burner phones

  • @patriciatinkey2677
    @patriciatinkey2677 6 месяцев назад

    Steven! So glad you are back! My favorite monologs are all yours. Belated thanks for your work back during the "work from home during Covid" days!

  • @eastcoastla612
    @eastcoastla612 6 месяцев назад

    Yes! Can’t wait to check out that website! Genius and hilarious!

  • @chandradattjagdeowwe4lifeb586
    @chandradattjagdeowwe4lifeb586 6 месяцев назад +15

    Watching from Guyana!!!
    Love me some Colbert 🥰

  • @savannahm.laurentian1286
    @savannahm.laurentian1286 6 месяцев назад +7

    "The people out there won't understand..." Are you serious? The King of Glory video is kept at the ready to watch Stephen's contagious silliness!👏

  • @jbermiup8030
    @jbermiup8030 6 месяцев назад +1

    If this situation doesn't get you out to the polls, nothing will!

  • @enriquemartinez6510
    @enriquemartinez6510 6 месяцев назад +1

    Always Great News with Stephen Colbert. God bless you my bro. We love you man!🇺🇸💙🗣️👤👥🙏🏻🙏🏽

  • @milosterwheeler2520
    @milosterwheeler2520 6 месяцев назад +4

    So good to see you dancing around again!

  • @danwallach8826
    @danwallach8826 6 месяцев назад +12

    Watch out for your stitches, Stephen!

  • @sidehustlerelief680
    @sidehustlerelief680 6 месяцев назад +1

    “Representative, representative, Hugh-man bee- ing” 😂 that’s me all day

  • @brodebrode
    @brodebrode 6 месяцев назад

    Amazing 😂🙌 way to go Colbert and staff

  • @SNUPE_FOXX92
    @SNUPE_FOXX92 6 месяцев назад +5

    “Orville Redenbigot” is bananas 💀

  • @judithparsons1920
    @judithparsons1920 6 месяцев назад +106

    And the Supreme Court judges that were hired by Trump- shouldn’t get a say in this.

    • @stevetournay6103
      @stevetournay6103 6 месяцев назад +3

      Well then why did Trump bother appointing them?

    • @tu3745
      @tu3745 6 месяцев назад

      Treat that TDS of yours….very destructive.

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 6 месяцев назад

      They will OF COURSE recuse themselves due to an very obvious conflict of interest, just like “judge” Cannon didn’t.

    • @tu3745
      @tu3745 6 месяцев назад

      @@jandrews6254 Enlighten us….Why should the Supreme Court Justices recuse themselves, and what conflicts of interest are you talking about?

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 6 месяцев назад

      Well in a twist LOL Biden pardons Trump, stating he wants to defeat him fairly for Presidency 2024

  • @rowdybliss
    @rowdybliss 6 месяцев назад +1

    Come for the comedy… stay for the epic trolling!!😂❤

  • @jeffrylyon
    @jeffrylyon 6 месяцев назад +1

    Awesome Stephen thank you! From down here in Texas!

  • @williamedward1666
    @williamedward1666 6 месяцев назад +56

    So, I checked, and the site is mainly donation links for charities. By far the best thing Tucker Carlson’s name has ever been associated with.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 6 месяцев назад +5

      As long as he doesn't get the credit for it.

    • @BUILDanAMERICAthatputPEOPLE1st
      @BUILDanAMERICAthatputPEOPLE1st 6 месяцев назад

      It is a grift. Just like the tramp cancer foundation did not give all the proceeds to children with cancer, f*cker carson will most likely pull a bannon - build the wall scheme and pocket the donations

  • @judithbradford9130
    @judithbradford9130 6 месяцев назад +19

    Given that Zelenskyy won a tango championship, maybe we ought to replace the electoral college with a tango dance-off. It's said to reveal character better than any other dance :)

  • @Domdrok
    @Domdrok 6 месяцев назад

    I appreciate the crowd/staff telling Stephen be careful.

  • @MsRunningdeer
    @MsRunningdeer 6 месяцев назад +5

    There is something about Stephen Colbert that makes me feel like the world isn’t quite as awful as it seems. I love this guy!

    • @cherylfelix392
      @cherylfelix392 6 месяцев назад

      U need to get out more. insane.

  • @anitawebster9450
    @anitawebster9450 6 месяцев назад +81

    Watching this alone in my apartment & bursting into laughter seeing Stephen dancing off camera & across the screen again 🤣🤣🤣 this is Life! 💙

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 6 месяцев назад

      yup just like the prancing troop at the Biden's residence... but why?

  • @happyninjafighter2
    @happyninjafighter2 6 месяцев назад +11

    Tucker doing the borscht dance is too good!

  • @itsajahthing
    @itsajahthing 6 месяцев назад

    Welcome back, Stephen. So glad you made it!

  • @amydavis4945
    @amydavis4945 6 месяцев назад

    Stephen, you have out-done yourself!!! I LOVE what you did with the new website - I won't give it away in comments, folks will just have to watch this video to see what I'm talking about. But KUDOS on you!!!!

  • @grumpydave7329
    @grumpydave7329 6 месяцев назад +88

    Chrump is literally trying the "Sovreign Citizen!" defense.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 6 месяцев назад +4

      IS HE BEING DETAINED??

    • @kingalfred2014
      @kingalfred2014 6 месяцев назад +3

      GOLD FRINGE ON THE COURT FLAG

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 6 месяцев назад +1

      MARITIME LAW

    • @grumpydave7329
      @grumpydave7329 6 месяцев назад

      lol@@kingayy9267

    • @user-tn3qf1gg1j
      @user-tn3qf1gg1j 6 месяцев назад +4

      Except he's not a sovereign even though that's his Schick to fool the gullible and deplorable.

  • @alisonjames8082
    @alisonjames8082 6 месяцев назад +4

    So glad you are back! Stay healthy, please!

  • @fauxjaux
    @fauxjaux 6 месяцев назад +15

    Colbert is Awesome- I’m so glad he’s back! This show makes my mornings better

  • @jenniferbailey5914
    @jenniferbailey5914 6 месяцев назад +1

    Mr Colbert is a genius!

  • @lenitavanhoff2961
    @lenitavanhoff2961 6 месяцев назад +70

    I missed you Stephen, and hope that your recovery goes well. I can't tell you how much your show means to me, given all that is happening around the world. I am British and live in Scotland. Your show offers me a little levity and comfort that there are like minded others in the world. Thank you for giving me a giggle, and hope. Watch the EU summit this week, Orban will sabotage as much as he can.

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 6 месяцев назад

      🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @akmediascope
      @akmediascope 6 месяцев назад

      Glad you have the show over there❤ best to you

  • @anoniemuss824
    @anoniemuss824 6 месяцев назад +756

    Seeking immunity is basically the same as admitting guilt but without the consequences. Trump knows he’s guilty AF.

    • @Fatdog-Dakind
      @Fatdog-Dakind 6 месяцев назад

      If the Supreme Court Pimp's give full immunity to Trump, then Biden can do anything he wants too RIGHT ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 6 месяцев назад +57

      He’s not running for president he’s running FROM prison!

    • @witchypoorose5196
      @witchypoorose5196 6 месяцев назад +40

      ​@jcoopes5604
      Exactly:
      They're not prosecuting him during a campaign, he's trying to campaign while being rightfully, legally prosecuted. He should not be allowed to run for office.

    • @boybrushedred18
      @boybrushedred18 6 месяцев назад

      Lol look at how these morons think. Trump has done NOTHING wrong. He's been investigated for seven straight years and you have nothing on him. Meanwhile Biden takes money from Ukraine and uses his position as vice president to get someone fired in Ukraine and you guys don't care.
      Please stop thinking and talking. You guys are so clueless.

    • @gwilymyddraig
      @gwilymyddraig 6 месяцев назад

      If he gets/had immunity (which will/didn't ever happen) That means Joe Biden can do whatever he wants, right?

  • @marywelch7778
    @marywelch7778 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bahaha! Colbert pulled a John Oliver move getting that website n I love it! 😂

  • @torccchaser6712
    @torccchaser6712 6 месяцев назад +1

    Love you Steven...thank you !

  • @norarivers2744
    @norarivers2744 6 месяцев назад +86

    Well played on snagging Tucker's website name, well played👏🏽🇺🇲

    • @TallboyDave
      @TallboyDave 6 месяцев назад +14

      Especially since that really feels more like a John Oliver trick, yeah.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 6 месяцев назад +5

      I just popped over their--it's all donations to really worthy causes. Colbert is a great man.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@TallboyDaveThey probably played rock paper scissors for it.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 6 месяцев назад +111

    Draft Tweets? you mean Trump has GBs of tweets he wrote but never posted? Oh sweet merciful Jesus

    • @bakedpotato7858
      @bakedpotato7858 6 месяцев назад +12

      Now I'm thinking back about some of my 1st drafts, and I can't wait to hear what that psycho thought were too bad to post

    • @thesparkster
      @thesparkster 6 месяцев назад

      Draft tweets are used to send messages to other people who have access to the same twitter account. They can view the drafts but since they aren't published, no one else sees them. Drug dealers use this method. One account with draft messages and multiple people log onto it and read them. I read somewhere that three phones were accessing Trumps twitter account, so this is big.

    • @whoseturnisit9733
      @whoseturnisit9733 6 месяцев назад

      No as I posted before.- criminals use the drafts to communicate. If each person involved has log ins of the other participants in the insurrection they can use the drafts to read messages through Twitter without them being on screen. Hope that is clear. Although there may be mistakes, many, that’s not what they were being used for. Musk tried to fight through your courts to stop the judiciary having access but he lost. So there is loads of evidence on those phones especially Trumps showing his part in the insurrection in minute detail.
      If your Supreme Court gives Trump any amount of immunity it will show their complicity, so I of that happens I’d be making sure I have a bug out bag ready to flee the country should Trump be voted in or allowed to still walk free threatening all who don’t kiss his feet.

    • @jarrodbright5231
      @jarrodbright5231 6 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah they're the ones where he accidentally said the truth

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@jarrodbright5231 or even worse things like trying to declare martial law by tweet

  • @mymusic-gq9fn
    @mymusic-gq9fn 6 месяцев назад +9

    I'm so happy Stephen Colbert is doing fine 💙🥂🍾

  • @mikekolokowsky
    @mikekolokowsky 6 месяцев назад +2

    Repubs at former guy’s last impeachment: We can’t impeach him because he’s out of office. That’s what the court system is for.
    Repubs now: He can’t be held accountable by the courts, that’s what impeachment is for.