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  • @bubbispapa2053
    @bubbispapa2053 7 месяцев назад +3618

    If Rhonda Santis keeps wearing high heels, he'll be outlawed in his own state by his own laws. 😏

    • @karlgoldscheider8789
      @karlgoldscheider8789 7 месяцев назад +116

      😂🎉

    • @moonandstars4690
      @moonandstars4690 7 месяцев назад +85

      Lmao 🤣

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 7 месяцев назад +126

      If his jobapplication for president is not succesful, he still has a second option: M&Ms cartoon with high heels. Acvording to Tucker there is an opening in the cartoon family. They need desperately an M&,Ms character with high heels.

    • @pamlewis1183
      @pamlewis1183 7 месяцев назад +34

      LMAO 😂

    • @nursem65
      @nursem65 7 месяцев назад +62

      Yep, and he wears makeup...

  • @johnnelson5503
    @johnnelson5503 7 месяцев назад +198

    DeSantis has Western boots, not cowboy boots.
    The difference? With cowboy boots the bull**it is on the outside...

    • @SunFlower-xr2ov
      @SunFlower-xr2ov 7 месяцев назад +15

      Now that's funny.

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 7 месяцев назад +7

      Good one! 👍🏻

    • @davidgoosen1633
      @davidgoosen1633 7 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah that's really funny that's really funny and really quite true!!!

    • @Fixorfish
      @Fixorfish 7 месяцев назад +9

      Haven't heard that delineation, western vs. Cowboy, since about 1962. I was all day with my rancher uncle and heard it while we were at the local feedstore in rural Kansas. Repeated it to my sister that evening...unfortunately Mom overheard and washed my mouth out with soap ! My gratitude for reminding me of that quip !
      (And so spot on for Ron....are his eyes brown, as well ???)

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 7 месяцев назад +2

      I'll pay that one 😂

  • @marutakelers1856
    @marutakelers1856 7 месяцев назад +145

    "you don't need makeup, everyone knows you're a clown" bravo, to whoever wrote that perfect line!

    • @miskabednjak5141
      @miskabednjak5141 6 месяцев назад

      He apologized real quick because he's owned

    • @gabrielortiz1648
      @gabrielortiz1648 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @catebrooks6779
      @catebrooks6779 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yas🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

    • @Darcnhife
      @Darcnhife 6 месяцев назад +2

      As a lover of clowns, I am less than pleased with the comparison.

    • @Bunkerdwarfputin
      @Bunkerdwarfputin 5 месяцев назад

      @@miskabednjak5141 If you look this stupid in print, I can only imagine how asinine you sound in person 😅

  • @landonewts
    @landonewts 7 месяцев назад +80

    As many are pointing out, let anyone who wants to wear makeup, slather on bronzer, dye their hair, wear high heels… they just don’t get to turn around and ban drag shows. Life’s too short, and we do have bigger fish to fry here.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад +3

      HERE HERE.

    • @mungodegrijalva822
      @mungodegrijalva822 7 месяцев назад

      Given your keen observation, I see another indictment coming to the creepy, orange clown. Florida is going to try & ban his transgender or is transvestite act. It's against the law down there. Can she still wear all his women's ensemble in jail in Florida?

    • @youtubesuxdik
      @youtubesuxdik 7 месяцев назад

      Drags are gross and if you are one/you are too. Probably a ped like the rest as well. Similar to your favorite president ; biden.😊

    • @Meg-vn4ci
      @Meg-vn4ci 7 месяцев назад

      Ironic because at minimum he has so much in common with drag queens, l would say l believe he is a drag queen

  • @worf7271
    @worf7271 7 месяцев назад +1228

    Not sure why the GOP is so opposed to drag when their top guys like to wear heels and makeup.

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 7 месяцев назад +49

      I KNOW RIGHT!!!! VOTE BLUE.

    • @dawnsmith9596
      @dawnsmith9596 7 месяцев назад +35

      That is a point I like to make to MAGAts, as well! LOL!

    • @Nancy-tr5fi
      @Nancy-tr5fi 7 месяцев назад +25

      Yep, got to get these MAGatts, are putting up such a fuss, ....oh no no gay oh god!,,get those boots on, get Donny Jr. in his makeup he called for, just today, that along with HIS white powder. sniff snif

    • @realplato2575
      @realplato2575 7 месяцев назад +22

      And wigs

    • @rileyfuckingrifle
      @rileyfuckingrifle 7 месяцев назад +11

      Shit, Cawthorn was straight up pretty. 😂

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 7 месяцев назад +139

    "Everyone knows your a clown." Don Jr. is gonna need make-up to hide that sick burn!

    • @jonjensen2524
      @jonjensen2524 7 месяцев назад +7

      Loved that one! And when Stephen said "They had to go someplace no one ever goes...." I wondered who was about to get burned. So join the club, Chris Christie.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@jonjensen2524pence would have been a better choice!

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 7 месяцев назад +4

      He can always get some from daddy. Makeup, that is.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад +2

      Oh🤬😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @NickC_222
    @NickC_222 7 месяцев назад +26

    There's a hilarious irony about DeSantis being angry about the "Ronda Santis" thing, and him literally wearing secret stilettos lmao.

  • @C0Y0TE5
    @C0Y0TE5 7 месяцев назад +9

    It's not lifts in DeSantis' boots.
    It's hooves.

  • @FablestoneSeries
    @FablestoneSeries 7 месяцев назад +2205

    So let's get this straight, he lied about his earnings to get on the Forbes list, then tried to use the Forbes list as evidence to support his lie.

    • @LD86
      @LD86 7 месяцев назад +163

      Pretty much. He also lied about being 215lbs and 6'3.

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao 7 месяцев назад

      Honestly reminds me how RT gets other people to use them as a source to sell a lie, then use those people as a source when people ask them to back up their lies.

    • @bhudilokhuza
      @bhudilokhuza 7 месяцев назад +45

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 7 месяцев назад +92

      He lies about 80x per hour.

    • @sideshowbob
      @sideshowbob 7 месяцев назад

      Then he rolled up the Forbes & spanked a porn star with it.

  • @fentin480
    @fentin480 7 месяцев назад +1449

    Both DeSatan and Trump wear lifts, and Trump wears a girdle. Trump wears bronzer. It's confusing because I thought MAGAts were against men wearing makeup.

    • @LD86
      @LD86 7 месяцев назад +98

      The Devil went down to Georgia....and he got indicted! LOL

    • @elkende
      @elkende 7 месяцев назад +54

      thought they were against gender affirmation too

    • @susanb326
      @susanb326 7 месяцев назад +12

      😂😅😊

    • @sevenprovinces
      @sevenprovinces 7 месяцев назад +60

      Putin too, there are some great home-brewn documentaries out there about Putin, his private insecurities (of which his lack of height is a big one). Putin
      basically wears custom made high-heels masquerading as dress shoes.
      The irony considering his stance on trans rights isn't lost on me.

    • @travisthornton1792
      @travisthornton1792 7 месяцев назад +32

      Trump wears Spanx

  • @thomandstacieverroad8417
    @thomandstacieverroad8417 7 месяцев назад +10

    "everybody already knows you're a clown" wins the "burn of the week" award!

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 7 месяцев назад +50

    The show came back at the perfect time and it feels good to laugh at the absurdity of everything instead of yell and cry.

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 7 месяцев назад +337

    As a Texan, I can tell you those boots are hiding something!

    • @DneilB007
      @DneilB007 7 месяцев назад +58

      Hooves?

    • @wintercame
      @wintercame 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@DneilB007 😳

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 7 месяцев назад +38

      All cowboy boots and no cowboy

    • @ftan59
      @ftan59 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@DneilB007😂😂😂

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 7 месяцев назад +18

      Lord have mercy. I'm an old, old retired nurse but I'm laughing at this boots thing. Shame on you!👵👍😄😄😊

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 7 месяцев назад +206

    I'm a full-fledged gay dude, and my gaydar goes off the charts every time I hear Ron DeSantis talk. Quit living a lie, Ron, and embrace your true self.

    • @mapples007
      @mapples007 7 месяцев назад +24

      😂Great handle, HeyHey.👍

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 7 месяцев назад +10

      Exactly. Be likeable Ron!!

    • @zbagz01
      @zbagz01 7 месяцев назад +39

      That would explain his obsession with anything gay.

    • @transcendentalidiot3321
      @transcendentalidiot3321 7 месяцев назад +39

      I get that feeling too from a lot of the more vocal anti-LGBQT Republicans. It's a "methinks he doth protest too much" sorta vibe.😀

    • @moonandstars4690
      @moonandstars4690 7 месяцев назад +4

      😉

  • @ayomideawe802
    @ayomideawe802 7 месяцев назад +5

    I'm Nigerian and I'm not even mad at the scam joke. Too accurate 😂😂😂

  • @JeanineLaMonica_fem
    @JeanineLaMonica_fem 7 месяцев назад +14

    LMAO..."Governor, are you wearing lifts, or are you just happy to see me?" Nothing beats waking up to coffee & comedy 😀

  • @tettazwo9865
    @tettazwo9865 7 месяцев назад +252

    Stop making fun of Rhonda Santis in heels! Drag is not a crime!

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 7 месяцев назад +2

      Which Rhonda Santis are we talking about?

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo 7 месяцев назад +10

      It’s the hypocrisy, tettazwo, the hypocrisy.

    • @tjw1861
      @tjw1861 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yes very trumpian of him

    • @brendashelonko2149
      @brendashelonko2149 7 месяцев назад +4

      Well, it is in THAT makeup!

    • @davekay9495
      @davekay9495 7 месяцев назад +2

      It is if anyone else does it😮

  • @B_Bodziak
    @B_Bodziak 7 месяцев назад +49

    "Junior loves to powder his nose ". So, accurate

  • @logd27
    @logd27 7 месяцев назад +6

    Crazy how some people haven’t heard of High Heel Ron. I’m Canadian and this was news like a couple months ago. 😂

  • @tenestetubo
    @tenestetubo 7 месяцев назад +4

    The cowboy boot segment is just off the wall, especially when rolling the pants up. Only Colbert can pull that one up; I'm literally rolf

  • @aaron9526
    @aaron9526 7 месяцев назад +86

    Been having a bad day till i heard Stephen walking up to the camera while swinging his arms “I’m a cowboy.” 😂😭😂
    Thank you for that Stephen Colbert you the 👑🤴🏼

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 7 месяцев назад +149

    DeSantis' heels are higher than his poll numbers.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @topper1212
      @topper1212 7 месяцев назад +1

      Boom!

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад

      @@topper1212 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @debrajames6286
      @debrajames6286 7 месяцев назад

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @jamesmoseley5428
    @jamesmoseley5428 7 месяцев назад +11

    It’s ironic how much DeSantis is against drag queens. His ability to walk in heels is something only Ru Paul could match. Very angelic Ron. And a little naughty girl.

    • @hb4196
      @hb4196 7 месяцев назад

      The ones making the biggest stink are often closet cases themselves.

  • @TheChonaman
    @TheChonaman 7 месяцев назад +26

    Loved the Joe Biden (AI) ending. Truly funny, and frightening at the same time.

  • @lolawants2008
    @lolawants2008 7 месяцев назад +199

    The delivery on that opener is why Stephen is a master of his craft 👏 I bow to you, sir 🙏

  • @B_Bodziak
    @B_Bodziak 7 месяцев назад +167

    Its OBVIOUS DeSantis is wearing lifts. Who cares about his shoes when his policies and neliefs are so bad.

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 7 месяцев назад +23

      It’s just the sprinkles on top, not only are just beliefs and policies terrible but he’s also so insecure that he feels the need to wear lifts along with cowboy boots.

    • @Saje3D
      @Saje3D 7 месяцев назад

      His beliefs and policies are easy to detest, but harder to mock. The fact he’s a little fascist man child, on the other hand…

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@peggedyourdad9560 you mean his racist policies/beliefs ?

    • @tx_gal6518
      @tx_gal6518 7 месяцев назад +6

      Because the types of people who would potentially vote for him DO care about appearance. They are the worst amongst us who embrace uber macho: womanizing, cussing, name calling, cruelty, guns, violence, cheating, lying…

    • @CS-pi5oc
      @CS-pi5oc 7 месяцев назад +4

      It’s proof that his behavior is linked to little angry man syndrome. He overlooks his state to care more abt his height.

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 7 месяцев назад +8

    Men being afraid of their actual height is a shame. It's foolish that there are still bizarre social judgements about physical attributes, when most of us just don't give a damn (and may even find it endearing) when a man is short, bald, stocky, hairy, or other trendy-to-dis features. That Desantis wears lifts isn't shameful, but he's already clown enough that whatever he does just adds to his foolishness.

    • @thelexicon7294
      @thelexicon7294 6 месяцев назад +1

      Especially true when you take into account all the things he isn’t embarrassed of.

  • @nstark1066
    @nstark1066 7 месяцев назад +41

    Love Stephen's comedy writers! The powdering his nose comment was spot on when describing Don, Jr.😂

  • @derekflegg2670
    @derekflegg2670 7 месяцев назад +112

    DeSantis isn't wearing lifts, he's hiding his cloven hooves...

    • @JoeNarbaiz
      @JoeNarbaiz 7 месяцев назад +4

      Maybe MTG should wear boots!

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @jenrutherford6690
      @jenrutherford6690 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂

  • @nomenclature9373
    @nomenclature9373 7 месяцев назад +22

    On the plus side, DeSantis is not wearing the gogo boots.

    • @bcshelby4926
      @bcshelby4926 7 месяцев назад +1

      ...wait a bit, because he'll do that to show he's a real "swinger".

  • @jmulvey371
    @jmulvey371 7 месяцев назад +166

    See, we'll let a sociopath run our country, but when he tries to own an NFL team, that's where we draw the line. 🏈

    • @amie6085
      @amie6085 7 месяцев назад +23

      That is hilarious, sad and true, all at the same time.

    • @mauriciomdea
      @mauriciomdea 7 месяцев назад +6

      Priorities!

    • @TheGuinever
      @TheGuinever 7 месяцев назад +9

      American VALUES.

    • @AtomicBuffalo
      @AtomicBuffalo 7 месяцев назад +5

      It's okay to steal from and screw the rabble, but you don't mess with the owner class.

    • @trevorD1156
      @trevorD1156 7 месяцев назад

      No, owners are far smarter than the average American and saw Trump for the con artist he was. If you weren't aware Trump scuttled the entire USFL in an unbelievably selfish attempt to get a team in the 80's so by the time he tried to buy the bills 15 years later they already knew he was a selfish psychopath that would make everything in the NFL about him.

  • @garrybrown3165
    @garrybrown3165 7 месяцев назад +3

    "He looks like a dope." He IS a dope. And his toes ARE happy to see you! Go Steven!!!😀

  • @nessuno9945
    @nessuno9945 7 месяцев назад +36

    It's so ironic that it was Don Jr. Who called De Santis out for boosting his height, when his father was photograghed wearing lifts! That's why he always leans forward.

    • @ee1177
      @ee1177 7 месяцев назад +6

      Yes! And it's why he had trouble walking down the ramp.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 7 месяцев назад

      The Trumps are nothing if not hypocrites (oh yeah, there's the criminal thing....)

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@ee1177 Hey, everybody knows he RAN down that ramp! He said so himself, and as his supporters like to tell us, he never lies... 🤥

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Markus_AndrewLies 🤥 where?😂🤣.

    • @Meg-vn4ci
      @Meg-vn4ci 7 месяцев назад

      It's why he looks like he has a peace of 2by4 up his arse

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 7 месяцев назад +211

    First, Ron fails with white rubber boots. Now, he fails with lift boots.

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham 7 месяцев назад +22

      He may have more luck with thigh-highs.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 7 месяцев назад +16

      The white boots had lifts too!

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 7 месяцев назад +12

      I think boots are his achilles-heal

    • @halibaitor
      @halibaitor 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@chenzen1578
      I wonder what it is that he's trying to heal.

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@chenzen1578 Excellent comment. Wish I thought of it. Well done! 👍

  • @lauriesmyla5376
    @lauriesmyla5376 7 месяцев назад +5

    Whatever the foot wear, he is a little man in character and intelligence!

  • @JohnWickPotter
    @JohnWickPotter 7 месяцев назад +23

    Had to rewind it when Trump essentially said he invented the US. Thought I was tripping 😂

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад +1

      Like I invented the stone age🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 7 месяцев назад +1

      Don't forget his brilliant discovery of how it's spelled
      U-S... US 🤯

  • @argyle2061
    @argyle2061 7 месяцев назад +49

    Steve in cowboy boots made my week.

  • @lolawants2008
    @lolawants2008 7 месяцев назад +102

    Also what’s funny is it’s more than likely Trump also wears lifts, as well as a girdle most the time

    • @scorpnov13
      @scorpnov13 7 месяцев назад +12

      Depends, that’s why he’s a drip

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 7 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@scorpnov13I'm surprised that he doesn't get a sponsorship and endorsement from Depends for his championship caliber on the greens.

    • @bradleyheck7204
      @bradleyheck7204 7 месяцев назад +12

      So do his sons. Hence the Centaur Stance that they all have.

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 7 месяцев назад +6

      Actually I think *rump is fairly tall but that FBI guy he fired was at least a head and a half taller.
      *rump just uses a strap-on when he can pay a girl enough to stand him for 5 seconds.

    • @MariaGutierrez-zk8fx
      @MariaGutierrez-zk8fx 7 месяцев назад +9

      And a dump in a diaper

  • @warrenmilford6848
    @warrenmilford6848 7 месяцев назад +3

    Those lifts in Ron's boots are really major additions, probably 2 to 3 inches at least. You can actually see the edge of his foot, and the angle it's at, pressed against the side of the boots at 1-43. It looks like it's close to a 45-degree angle. It would be awkward and uncomfortable to walk with them I'd reckon.

  • @feranks3211
    @feranks3211 7 месяцев назад +11

    I absolutely adore the joke per information ratio of these monologues❤

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 7 месяцев назад +426

    DeSantis is down in the polls, so he needs a little lift (literally).

    • @tytn9978
      @tytn9978 7 месяцев назад +23

      nice pun ... almost uplifting one might say!

    • @nicholasstocker8864
      @nicholasstocker8864 7 месяцев назад +11

      Ha! Nice.

    • @Count_Smackula
      @Count_Smackula 7 месяцев назад +6

      Ba dum Tiss!

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 7 месяцев назад +4

      Oh yeah!🇺🇲💙

    • @juicyfruit4378
      @juicyfruit4378 7 месяцев назад +11

      With those boots, I’m sure he’s an expert “poll dancer.”😂😂😂

  • @lindasnowden7862
    @lindasnowden7862 7 месяцев назад +76

    I saw a video of him walking across a stage and you could really tell his boots are too big for him. He walked like a diver still wearing foot flippers. It was very funny to watch. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tootieq6527
      @tootieq6527 7 месяцев назад +6

      It reminded me of when my sons were little, and would try to walk in their Daddy’s boots, except they looked cute, and DeSantis looked ridiculous.

    • @mungodegrijalva822
      @mungodegrijalva822 7 месяцев назад +3

      I was overwhelmed with laughter. He is trying to play the buffoon. The right reaction to this clown is laughter. Ha Ha Ha!

  • @user-ii3vn8tn3q
    @user-ii3vn8tn3q 7 месяцев назад +3

    We are making America great again. We are going to vote out congress who supported Trump.

  • @Canuckmom128
    @Canuckmom128 7 месяцев назад +41

    Feel the Burn, Rhonda ! Also, (and as an homage to the Matthew Perry) could Junior Trump BE any more odious or punchable? What a total DB…just like Daddy. I was listening to a Podcast yesterday, and some Ad pops up, selling some gizmo from China, and the voice over was Barrack Obama’s voice. I damn near did a spit take take with my coffee. This AI crap is going to be a shit show…buckle in. 😱🤯😵‍💫

  • @evifnoskcaj
    @evifnoskcaj 7 месяцев назад +72

    I wish I was in that audience so I could have obnoxiously whistled at Stephen for showing off his legs and boots. 😂
    Absolutely crushed the monologue tonight! Reminded me of the Colbert Report days! ❤

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 7 месяцев назад +63

    "Obviously, he didn't mean that kind of makeup. He just loves to powder his nose."

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 7 месяцев назад +3

      That was genius !…,,, those writers kick ass!

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад

      Sure😄.

  • @jovonrichardson4706
    @jovonrichardson4706 7 месяцев назад +8

    Such a great monologue tonight! So on point 🎉 love it! My kids (20/16) call you "TV Grandpa" because I watch you consistently and we truly appreciate your take on the world news! Tonight's monologue was sooooo funny and engaging! Excellent work my guy

  • @deejay4922
    @deejay4922 7 месяцев назад +8

    Yes, Stephen has good writers. Welcome back.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 7 месяцев назад +3

      “ he just loves to powder his nose”…….. pure writing genius!

  • @atisharahbar
    @atisharahbar 7 месяцев назад +809

    The Joe Biden skit was Stephen's way of showing, how close AI is to perfection and an actual topic of concern.

    • @chelsealindsay4821
      @chelsealindsay4821 7 месяцев назад +65

      If they'd used a prompt that said "Coal Bear" instead of "Colbert", it would've been perfect. As it is, it's still scarily accurate!

    • @A808K
      @A808K 7 месяцев назад +78

      It is a concern. The other day I asked Siri: "How are you today?" The response: "Happy to be alive." 🤔

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 7 месяцев назад +54

      Was watching something on YT the other day, when an ad came on and I was suddenly listening to Barak Obama's voice while watching a random guy ... advertising door cameras. Like millions, when I hear Obama's voice I listen. The implications of this are horrifying.

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 7 месяцев назад +29

      Voice synth by sample has been coming for a long time, and yes, it is indeed quite scary if people don't verify who and how it is being said.

    • @leewood729
      @leewood729 7 месяцев назад +30

      So...... was that really Biden or a Deep Fake? WE NEED CREDITS...

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy 7 месяцев назад +27

    Knee length shorts with a suit jacket and cowboy boots really needs to become a thing.

    • @donaldyoung9002
      @donaldyoung9002 7 месяцев назад

      They need to become a thing of the past.

  • @dhphotographix
    @dhphotographix 7 месяцев назад +2

    Stephen super crisp with the delivery and punch lines!

  • @mauriciomdea
    @mauriciomdea 7 месяцев назад +2

    You guys were on fire tonight! Best monologue since the strike!

  • @IHScoutII
    @IHScoutII 7 месяцев назад +429

    We're not outta the woods yet, vote against all maga mayhem

    • @JethroBodineWhooWee69
      @JethroBodineWhooWee69 7 месяцев назад

      Don’t be scared lil sheepy🤣…I’ll protect you from orange man, Merica!🇺🇸❤️🍊2024!

    • @mvsmvs8428
      @mvsmvs8428 7 месяцев назад

      biden got no chance only people who like thier women with willies are going to vote for him, you know all the heshe they them no gender leftests.

    • @kurks001
      @kurks001 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@JethroBodineWhooWee69u rly thought you were doin something with this acct lol

    • @JethroBodineWhooWee69
      @JethroBodineWhooWee69 7 месяцев назад

      @@kurks001 All in good fun my friend🤣

    • @kpepperl319
      @kpepperl319 7 месяцев назад

      This is just the beginning... Most of Congress GQP are more extreme than trump because... Easily manipulated people are a bottomless ATM

  • @elizabethzon569
    @elizabethzon569 7 месяцев назад +17

    The "powdering his nose" joke was very funny. I think it was said too fast that it was not caught by the audience.

  • @OneThousandHomoDJs
    @OneThousandHomoDJs 7 месяцев назад +3

    Every time these guys deliver the news about Trump's latest legal woes, I'm AMAZED that they're not giggling while they were talking about how fucked Trump is, and how he KNOWS it. It makes ME smile every time; if I had to deliver these monologues, I'd be giddy about the news, every time.

  • @kelvin.008
    @kelvin.008 7 месяцев назад +238

    Even after the death of Donald Trump, there will be other 'Trumps'.America has to change its laws and educate its people 😊

    • @liamevans1508
      @liamevans1508 7 месяцев назад +18

      Hard when funding for education keeps getting cut

    • @rogerorlando2349
      @rogerorlando2349 7 месяцев назад

      Especially from people like you. I hope your not of draft age because you are going to war my friend.

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 7 месяцев назад +5

      ...but but but evrafung y'alls need know is in a bible!!!!!

    • @Jxrfv456y
      @Jxrfv456y 7 месяцев назад

      Trust me, the majority of us desperately want everyone to be educated but some are very resistant to learning. They're crying about their religious freedom, parental rights, and "communism" whenever we try to fund and standardize schools. Hopefully the republican party disintegrates from infighting between regular conservatives and maga die hards.

    • @walterjacksn1466
      @walterjacksn1466 7 месяцев назад

      That should be "miseducate" the IDIOT CLOWNS!!!

  • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
    @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 7 месяцев назад +448

    *_"I never worked for me, I only met myself a few times, I hardly even know me!"_*
    - trump, in the not too distant future

    • @anitaevans5361
      @anitaevans5361 7 месяцев назад +22

      I said 'Sir' to myself 🤡🍄

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 7 месяцев назад +19

      "He was a low-level employee of my Administration, I only met the guy once and he only served a single term"

    • @cheshirecat6518
      @cheshirecat6518 7 месяцев назад +20

      Wait till he starts calling himself a "fat loser"! 😂

    • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
      @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 7 месяцев назад +21

      ​@cheshirecat6518
      And he'll probably be telling us "I'm not my type"

    • @Mr_Grimbley
      @Mr_Grimbley 7 месяцев назад +19

      Let's just hope he doesn't ever say, 'I came to myself with tears in my eyes.'

  • @EN-kr3xt
    @EN-kr3xt 7 месяцев назад +32

    Jokes tonight were ON FIRE! 😂

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад

      Rollers actually. As in rolling 🤣 with sheer laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 7 месяцев назад +3

    Great monologue, guys and gals! I was rollin’ the entire time 😂.

  • @uainediabhal9689
    @uainediabhal9689 7 месяцев назад +13

    Are you kidding me? Johnson will criminalize women reading and wearing pants

  • @wtf1185
    @wtf1185 7 месяцев назад +135

    I grew up riding horses and most everybody I knew wore boots with the 2-1/2 inch riding heel, and I never ever saw a pair with curled up toes like that. Well, I mean what do you expect he's a republican, and just like fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, republicans gotta lie.

    • @Dadtheimpaler
      @Dadtheimpaler 7 месяцев назад +1

      I thought that Stephen's boots were curled up at the toes almost as much as Ron's, which seemed to undermine his whole point. If I were DeSantis and responding to this, I think it would be a pretty easy win. But I'm no cowboy boot expert.

    • @irenafarm
      @irenafarm 7 месяцев назад +9

      I think the boots Colbert had on, were extremely large. The shaft was popping back and forth when he was jigging. I’m guessing they dug them out of Costuming at the last minute.

    • @wtf1185
      @wtf1185 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@Dadtheimpaler Nah, that's normal for cowboy boots, it's how they're made. Satan's boots, oh, excuse me DEsatan's boots though, were curled up like elf shoes.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ain't that the truth 😂.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@DadtheimpalerColbert isn't running for political office.

  • @sinisterstanzas
    @sinisterstanzas 7 месяцев назад +16

    This monologue had some zingers! Great writing

  • @rosemarymceathron4037
    @rosemarymceathron4037 7 месяцев назад +6

    Dear Stephen. I'm happy that you are back on the air. Really missed you those terrible five months you were gone. You always give a lift to my day. Thank you. 😊

  • @helkas3316
    @helkas3316 7 месяцев назад +2

    Im voting for President Biden and so is my entire family 💙

  • @tdsoldier3198
    @tdsoldier3198 7 месяцев назад +231

    I wish Florida had given DeSantis the boot in 2022. But he certainly won't be president anytime soon. And I hope Trump is never president again too.

    • @veryberry39
      @veryberry39 7 месяцев назад +4

      We tried. :(

    • @dometalican1990
      @dometalican1990 7 месяцев назад +4

      We tried and it was brutally close. Even then, the other guy might have been a wolf in sheep's clothing so we were doomed from the start.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 7 месяцев назад +6

      Vote 🗳️

    • @davekay9495
      @davekay9495 7 месяцев назад

      I tried at the polls. Never again. Florida is fixed to be red and has been since 2000. Voting isn't secure for Dems in this state

    • @carlrodrigues6919
      @carlrodrigues6919 7 месяцев назад

      From your lips to God's ears ..FDT

  • @judithbradford9130
    @judithbradford9130 7 месяцев назад +59

    the visible heels on the boots make him at least two inches "taller" which he definitely uses to aid his standard bullying schtick. This is a man who deliberately mispronounced Thai as "Thigh" at the restaurant on each first date. so he could test whether the date would correct him. He doesn't LIKE being corrected, so he would only want to continue a date if the woman let him keep saying it wrong. That is pathology.

    • @bradleyheck7204
      @bradleyheck7204 7 месяцев назад +12

      Prime Fascist Pig Sign.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 7 месяцев назад

      In 43 years of being around republicans, I can attest to republicans cannot tolerate being corrected! They get totally triggered by that!

    • @katherineweber8955
      @katherineweber8955 7 месяцев назад +7

      Sure is. Wants deference even when he's wrong. Very insecure.

    • @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg
      @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg 7 месяцев назад +6

      Why am I not remotely surprised. It fits everything else this guy has said and done and the way his personality has turned off so many voters. It's why his campaign has tanked after people initially thought he would be the only challenge to Trump.

    • @viddork
      @viddork 7 месяцев назад

      If she doesn't correct him, it's probably because she's already decided he's not worth a second date.

  • @ChantalQC1969
    @ChantalQC1969 7 месяцев назад +4

    LOVE tonight's segment!

  • @LaGuerre19
    @LaGuerre19 7 месяцев назад +1

    "I'm a cowboy!" I layed myself down on the floor while I was wheezing laughing at this so I could say: ROTFLMAO omg
    Thanks for helping me laugh at fascists and weak little bullies like Desantis, Stephen. I needed that.

  • @47f0
    @47f0 7 месяцев назад +20

    DeSantis isn't wearing lifts - the boots are actually to disguise his cloven hooves.

  • @convictrumpnow
    @convictrumpnow 7 месяцев назад +24

    You should invite Ben Meisales on your show.

  • @MarthaRoseMoore415
    @MarthaRoseMoore415 7 месяцев назад +1

    Good gravy, I missed you people!!! Hooray for UNIONS and those with whom they collectively bargain ❤❤❤
    Thanks for the laughs.

  • @bizzmoneyb
    @bizzmoneyb 7 месяцев назад +1

    "I just realized that U.S. spells 'us'.
    Isn't that genius." Yes Donald! And you did such a good job tying your shoes today!!

  • @GirlCode007
    @GirlCode007 7 месяцев назад +8

    DeSantis plays “You Lift Me Up” by Josh Groban every time he puts his boots on👍🏾.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 7 месяцев назад +272

    The last five years would’ve been so much more difficult with Stephen. Thank you to everyone at the Late Show.

    • @gentlehorst
      @gentlehorst 7 месяцев назад +46

      Do you want to edit your comment by editing with into without?!

    • @LD86
      @LD86 7 месяцев назад +18

      The last three years would have been so much worse if Nectarine Nero was at the helm. Can you imagine his response to Putin invading Ukraine and Hamas attacking Israel? He would hand just handed the terrorists on all sides what they want because “they are so smart and savvy”

    • @beebuzz959
      @beebuzz959 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@LD86 Why do you think Putin was able to attack Ukraine? Because t-rump gave him everything he wanted, including removing sanctions that prevented him from doing so. Why do you think Hamas attacked Israel? t-rump put an embassy in Jerusalem and declared it belonged to Israel. So they took it to heart and kicked people out of their homes and put them on the streets. A great film to watch that explains it much better is "Praying for Armageddon".

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 7 месяцев назад

      @@beebuzz959 Yep. That's why no other (smart) president moved the embassy to Jerusalem - they were keeping it for leverage. Art of the Deal my a*se.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 7 месяцев назад +11

      Without*?

  • @NikolaHoward
    @NikolaHoward 7 месяцев назад +4

    You and the writers are on fire Stephen. That little break to set the world to rights did y'all the world of good. (Even if we all missed you!)
    And yes, Don jr needs a Burns dressing!

  • @pdxpete48
    @pdxpete48 7 месяцев назад +1

    I am so glad Stephen is back!!😄

  • @CourageKarnga
    @CourageKarnga 7 месяцев назад +347

    No matter how high his heels are, he'll never be lifted into the Oval Office. He's the embodiment of everything wrong with Florida!

    • @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg
      @Broadwaybuff-pi1qg 7 месяцев назад +11

      He just wants to look like he's taller than Minnie Mouse.

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад +15

      That's what they said about Trump and we duly suffered for it. Note to self don't count villains out. Not until after the election is over 😳😢. Then hope and pray they don't cause an insurrection when they lose.

    • @Buffykc62
      @Buffykc62 7 месяцев назад +6

      I live here! The place sucks

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 7 месяцев назад

      Florida is a beautiful state that deserves better than trashy Republicans and rich assholes who move there once they get old.

    • @Buffykc62
      @Buffykc62 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@James__Smith I was actually talking about my state of Florida, not my country!

  • @jasonbowen3842
    @jasonbowen3842 7 месяцев назад +10

    I feel incredibly blessed, what gorgeous knees you have Stephen. He Commits to the bit, and that deserves much respect. Much respect.

    • @user-ff8vo1se8v
      @user-ff8vo1se8v 7 месяцев назад

      Much love❤❤

    • @jimmio3727
      @jimmio3727 7 месяцев назад

      Your comment is a lot to unpack. You're religious and you have a knee fetish. You also added He after starting the sentence with Commits, but never corrected the capitalization, or you think that word needed emphasized. You work for the department of redundancy department, much respect.

  • @Iroc2345
    @Iroc2345 7 месяцев назад +3

    Love this man!! TU for my daily laugh during these crazy times Stephen Colbert!

  • @Ghostwolf82
    @Ghostwolf82 6 месяцев назад

    Stephen, you are absolutely on fire in this video. Thank you for helping to spread the greatest gift in these dark times… laughter.

  • @victorejiogu8534
    @victorejiogu8534 7 месяцев назад +32

    As a Nigerian, my nephew is a Nigerian prince....is both sad and funny.

    • @olubunmionasanya2566
      @olubunmionasanya2566 7 месяцев назад +4

      For me, it is sad.... this should be a wake up call for the Nigerian youth and governments.

    • @libellule193
      @libellule193 7 месяцев назад +2

      This is what we receive as Spam mails.

  • @johnhipp8267
    @johnhipp8267 7 месяцев назад +13

    Matt Gaetz needs one of those stovepipe hats.

  • @averywight
    @averywight 7 месяцев назад +1

    Colbert is on FIRE tonight (more than usual)!!!

  • @Al69BfR
    @Al69BfR 7 месяцев назад +2

    Rom DeSantis in Cowboy Boots gives me some Wicked Witch of the East vibes, when she‘s laying under Dorothee‘s house.

  • @chaosmarklar
    @chaosmarklar 7 месяцев назад +10

    When a scif isn't secure enough, they break out the cone of silence

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 7 месяцев назад +185

    What a circus of deplorable the GOP has become. A very dark day in Us history❤❤

  • @marjoriegarland2798
    @marjoriegarland2798 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Are your toes just happy to see me?" 🤪 😁

  • @johnzeszut3170
    @johnzeszut3170 7 месяцев назад +1

    What a show! What an entertainer! About as much fun as a flood in the Fizzies Factory.

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 7 месяцев назад +95

    I love Stephen Colbert's monologues they keep us sane and entertained ❤❤❤

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад +2

      God bless 🙏the comedians 😂😊😊.

  • @IbizaToniTL
    @IbizaToniTL 7 месяцев назад +187

    I find it slightly annoying that now that Colbert his back, he’s not going on with his schtick of not naming Trump and using random tweets that people sent him in 2021, after the insurrection. It was quite funny to see that, and I kinda miss it

    • @tsstevensts
      @tsstevensts 7 месяцев назад

      T**** did admit he lost the elected. He conceded. So now he can go by his official name, Old Mac 'n Cheeto Donald.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@AhStuttgart Yeah, but it was almost a straight transition. He did like one test case, it was fire, and then he went full into it. I feel like there could have been some more fun with toying with the whole thing, at least over a few episodes. I mean, the shit that happens is so insane, it wouldn't take long for some truly satirical writing to have to take place.

    • @doloresreynolds8145
      @doloresreynolds8145 7 месяцев назад +12

      I think the court cases and the Trump campaign rallies these last few months, beginning a lead up to the primaries, may have motivated him to be more specific in his references to the future Sultan of the Cellblock.

    • @bodotrenaud7441
      @bodotrenaud7441 7 месяцев назад +7

      I actually regret that he started to use his name as well. Not using tweet is fine but just never using trump name not give him any publicity would be nice

    • @cliffkilpatrick7430
      @cliffkilpatrick7430 7 месяцев назад +25

      Yep. He had viewers send in pet names for Trump but must have used them all up. My favorite was the Count of Mostly Crisco.😂

  • @mrg0th1er83
    @mrg0th1er83 7 месяцев назад +3

    Don’t make fun. DeSantis just needs his gender affirming accessories 😂

  • @JohnWickPotter
    @JohnWickPotter 7 месяцев назад +1

    The “powder his nose” comment is top tier comedy. 😂

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 7 месяцев назад +133

    "It's the most basic of $hit: if we can't trust you about your height, then why the HELL should we trust you about ANYTHING!?" - Christopher Titus on Ron DeSantis, Armageddon Update

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 7 месяцев назад +18

      Yep, & his Wikipedia says 5’9” while his wife is 5’6” & she can’t wear heels 👠 around him! He also places shorter people around himself to make him appear taller. Tall men get placed in the background 😳😭🤔💀 #InsecureRon

    • @LD86
      @LD86 7 месяцев назад +14

      LOL just like Trump claiming he’s 6’3 and 215lbs. Liars, the lot of ‘em! 😂

    • @user-wl8rr7wb4y
      @user-wl8rr7wb4y 7 месяцев назад +2

      Remember the clown's baby boy has got to be at least a foot taller than him😊.

  • @JamesMattJohn
    @JamesMattJohn 7 месяцев назад +7

    I never expected seeing Stephen's knees to surprise me so much. I feel like I've seen how the sausage is made. Good thing I love sausage.

  • @gabestorm7150
    @gabestorm7150 7 месяцев назад +1

    You are the greatest Steve, we love you, keep it up!!!!!!!!

  • @femmebrulee5053
    @femmebrulee5053 7 месяцев назад +3

    I read on another video that many politicians and celebs get boots custom made with a permanent height boost insert built in. But what may have happened is that he uses a removable insert which can be inserted into any boots he wears but which did not quite fit properly inside those black boots he wore on that show. But if those boots were custom made for him with a permanent height insert then someone did a rather poor job. It literally looks like he's wearing wedge heeled boots. And the whole point of getting boots custom made with height inserts is so that no one can tell you're wearing lifts.

  • @ChrisM-tn3hx
    @ChrisM-tn3hx 7 месяцев назад +14

    You know, I always thought Ron DeSantis looked like the high-heels-wearin' type of fella...

  • @user-zs3ww8yo9y
    @user-zs3ww8yo9y 7 месяцев назад +10

    Can't wait for Eric to take the stand..His skits on him and the clef lip is gold.

  • @lynn2914
    @lynn2914 7 месяцев назад +1

    Love you Colbert! Best night show host!!

  • @beverlyrhame3692
    @beverlyrhame3692 7 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂This man is so good at what he does, his delivery is always impeccable ❤❤