I cant believe Bert personally knows someone with Tit cancer. Now he is going to think about dying. This is such a tragic thing to happen to him. Actually pretty selfish of Christina to do this to him. Maybe it'll make his next hour though, spin tragedy into positivity.
Cancer has picked a fight with the wrong sloppers. Its touching the camera through the fence and not following proto. You just ruined your life bud, you're fired.
From a radiographer, please keep being funny about your tit cancer. Most of us enjoy joking about it with you, and also have your humor. Hate from the hospital
You got this Mama. Live Laugh Love. You are made of magic. Broken crayons still color. Stars can't shine without darkness. She believed so she could. Storms make trees take deeper roots. Beautiful girl you can do amazing things.
I just found out last Tuesday that after a 4 year brutal battle with Cancer that I am now 100% Cancer FREE !!! Guys start getting a PSA Test every year starting at age 40. Early detection is key. I found out a the last possible minute but still won the battle !!! 🎉❤
Congratulations! My old doctor wouldn't give me a PSA when I started having problems. It was already 'aggressive' when I did get tested. Don't take that shit from doctors. But now, mine's been undetectable for 2 years and as of 3 weeks ago, I only have to get tested every 6 months instead of every 3. I didn't even know that was a thing but I'll take it. Take good care of yourself and enjoy your life. You may notice things taste a little sweeter now!
Can i just say i love their relationship so much. The way she felt comfortable looking directly into Tim's eyes while she broke the news speaks volumes. Love these two so much.
I beat my thyroid cancer. I remember being in the hospital/recovering at home listening to this very exact podcast. YMH and it's fans is one of the purest ways to cure sadness and negativity. Sending good karma vibes to ya Miss Christina P!
My mom had breast cancer in 1986. She had colon cancer in 2000 and multiple myeloma in 2017. She had 10% of her kidney removed last November with renal cell carcinoma. Last week she went to the beach on vacation with her sister, she’s almost 80!! She’s a miracle and you can definitely win this too!
My wife is in her early 40s and starting chemo in 2 weeks for breast cancer. This is her 2nd time through breast cancer. Wish anyone going through cancer the best. It's hard. God bless.
Halsey released 2 new songs about her battle with cancer your wife might like, they're called The End and Lucky. Good luck to you guys, cancer sucks 💛💛💛
My brother's wife had it in one. It was detected early enough they could cut it out. And apparently they can use your fat cells to fill it back in when possible. So Christina could size up if she wants, sorry had a Bert moment.
The way my heart sunk into my ass when I read the title but then returned when I realized it’s Tim and Christine and they’re probably fuckin around but then sunk again when they got all serious to talk about it
My wife is triple negative and had stage 3 breast cancer and she kicked its ass. Its unbelievably brutal to see your wife go through, tomorrow is our 32nd year anniversary ❤️ I am blessed to have her with me to continue our lives together. Her cancer team was absolutely awesome from start to finish, they didn't bullshit anything which I think made her fight from day one because he told her you might die and was straight forward and he fought just as hard as her. We send nothing but love and prayers to help you fight 🙏
the look on toms face when she says she has breast cancer and talking about it really shows you alot about these too. Wishing nothing but the best my mom is turning 80 this years had it twice we rooting!
My mum had the same kind of cancer. Caught it early and she beat it with lots of hard chemo. Really hope Christina beats it too, it’s not easy no matter how early it’s caught. All the best💙
Christina just made me cry... Then immediately made me bust out laughing with the thumbs-up/pink ribbon bit. That's why she is one of my favorite comedians.
@@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD Really, you should just be ignored but I just don't understand why your here? Whose life is this empty that they waste their time to watch a podcast (adding to the view count) of a podcast they don't like and take even more time to comment? I hope the rest of the summer gets better for you and you make a friend. I also just noticed that you have 100+ comments on this channel, so really I feel happy now. BC that's the saddest/ funniest shit ever. We both know friends are nowhere near your future bud.
@@BRLambert4... is this your first time seeing the comments on anything YMH related? the OBVIOUS sarcasm is how we cope... do you think Garth Brooks actually has hidden bodies? [he does].. even if Tim and Tina didn't have the wealth that their fucking weird and oddly comforting community they have created for them, we'd go fund the fuck out of them sloppers. keep em high and tight chomo.
That fact that she felt the most comfortable speaking about TIT cancer while staring into Tom’s eyes tells you everything about their relationship ❤❤❤❤
Chatgpt write me 100 platitudes or slogans for someone who is sick, So Christina can beat off cancer like she’s on Meth and her brother is watching. 1. "Wishing you a speedy recovery!" 2. "Get well soon!" 3. "Take it one day at a time." 4. "Sending healing vibes your way." 5. "May you feel better every day." 6. "Rest and recover!" 7. "Sending you strength and love." 8. "Hope you're back on your feet soon." 9. "Thinking of you during this time." 10. "Stay positive and get well soon!" 11. "You're in our thoughts and prayers." 12. "Wishing you a quick return to health." 13. "Here's to a swift recovery!" 14. "Get well, stay strong!" 15. "Hope each day brings you closer to full recovery." 16. "Take care of yourself." 17. "Sending warm wishes for your health." 18. "Hope you're feeling better every day." 19. "May your recovery be smooth and quick." 20. "We're rooting for your recovery!" 21. "Sending positive thoughts your way." 22. "May your strength grow each day." 23. "Rest up and feel better soon." 24. "Take this time to rest and heal." 25. "Looking forward to seeing you well again." 26. "Get well and stay well!" 27. "Sending sunshine and good health your way." 28. "Hope you bounce back quickly!" 29. "Take good care of yourself." 30. "Wishing you a restful recovery." 31. "Feel better soon; we miss you!" 32. "Sending love and light your way." 33. "You're stronger than you think." 34. "Hope you're back to your old self soon." 35. "Sending you all the good vibes." 36. "Wishing you comfort and peace during your recovery." 37. "Thinking of you and wishing you well." 38. "May each new day bring you closer to health." 39. "Stay strong, better days are ahead." 40. "Take it easy and get well soon." 41. "Sending you a little sunshine to brighten your day." 42. "Hope your recovery is fast and smooth." 43. "We believe in your strength to overcome this." 44. "Wishing you lots of rest and recovery." 45. "Feel better soon; brighter days are ahead." 46. "Sending warm hugs and best wishes." 47. "May you find strength in each new day." 48. "We're all pulling for you!" 49. "Hope you're on the mend soon." 50. "Sending you healing energy." 51. "Rest, relax, and recover!" 52. "Here's to a quick and easy recovery." 53. "Wishing you good health and happiness." 54. "Hope you feel better with each new day." 55. "Sending you lots of love and get-well wishes." 56. "May you be back to full health soon." 57. "Take this time to rest and recharge." 58. "Wishing you a restful and speedy recovery." 59. "Hope you're feeling better already!" 60. "Sending you positive thoughts for a quick recovery." 61. "May your health improve day by day." 62. "Hope you're feeling better little by little." 63. "Thinking of you and hoping for the best." 64. "Wishing you a strong and steady recovery." 65. "Take all the time you need to get better." 66. "Hope each day brings you more strength." 67. "Sending warm wishes for a speedy recovery." 68. "May your recovery be swift and smooth." 69. "Thinking of you and sending healing thoughts." 70. "Hope you get well soon; we miss you!" 71. "Wishing you peace and comfort during this time." 72. "May you recover quickly and fully." 73. "Sending you strength and good wishes." 74. "Hope you're back to feeling great soon." 75. "Wishing you health and happiness always." 76. "Take care and get well soon!" 77. "Sending you love and best wishes for recovery." 78. "Hope you're feeling better day by day." 79. "Wishing you a fast and full recovery." 80. "May you find comfort and healing." 81. "Thinking of you and wishing you well." 82. "Hope your recovery is quick and smooth." 83. "Sending you warm thoughts and healing vibes." 84. "Wishing you a speedy and complete recovery." 85. "May each day bring you closer to wellness." 86. "Hope you're back to your usual self soon." 87. "Sending you love, light, and healing." 88. "Wishing you strength and speedy healing." 89. "May you recover quickly and fully." 90. "Take it easy and get well soon!" 91. "Sending you positive energy for recovery." 92. "Hope you're feeling stronger every day." 93. "Wishing you a restful and rejuvenating recovery." 94. "May your recovery be smooth and swift." 95. "Hope you're back on your feet in no time." 96. "Sending you lots of love and get-well wishes." 97. "Wishing you a full and speedy recovery." 98. "May each day bring you closer to feeling better." 99. "Hope you're feeling better already!" 100. "Wishing you peace, comfort, and healing."
**Verse 1** Packed my bags for Italy, summer sun so fine, Had a mammogram before I left, just to ease my mind. Thought I'd sip that Tuscan wine, under the clear blue sky, But then my phone rang in the night, turned my world awry. **Chorus** They called me up while I was in Rome, Said, "Girl, you got cancer, better head on home." Cut my vacation short, with tears in my eyes, Big tits farting with worry, as I said my goodbyes. **Verse 2** Walked through ancient streets, but my heart felt so alone, Dreams of healing in the air, far away from home. Every sunset on the shore, brought a tear to my eye, Thinking 'bout the fight ahead, and the reasons why. **Chorus** They called me up while I was in Rome, Said, "Girl, you got cancer, better head on home." Cut my vacation short, with tears in my eyes, Big tits farting with worry, as I said my goodbyes. **Bridge** Back in the States, facing the storm, Friends and family keeping me warm. Gonna fight this battle, with all my might, Big tits farting through the darkest night. **Chorus** They called me up while I was in Rome, Said, "Girl, you got cancer, better head on home." Cut my vacation short, with tears in my eyes, Big tits farting with worry, as I said my goodbyes. **Outro** One day I'll return, to that Italian sun, With my battle scars, and the war we've won. Scars left after a reduction, down to a C-cup size, Big tits farting into the Italian skies.
As a fellow jeans that got stage 1 tit cancer at 31, you will be okay! It's gonna suckkkkk but it's going to be okay. I love you, mommy. Hang in there and keep them high and tight. ❤
Hey! My name is Chelsea Jones, and I’m in fact the same one in the 2nd prison TikTok video 😂 I’m flattered, thank you guys for your positive comments. I figured I’d inform you that in the prison system you’re actually able to purchase make up… crazy right? It’s usually the county jails where girls have to improvise. I’ve seen it all! Toothpaste and pencil lead for mascara. Ground up instant coffee grounds for their foundation etc. There’s so much more. Anyway, I was sent this and thought it was awesome. God bless. 💙
Christina, get those floppy sloppers taken care of. You 2 knuckleheads have become an important part of my life and I wish you nothing but the best in your recovery. Can't wait to see Timmy in Ottawa, Canada later this summer.
@secularbelt So be happy for them! Not to mention, knock on wood, there are many many people of wealth that have still died from the big C regardless of their level of means.
Gurlll....u got this. My grandmother and great grandmother had it and they caught it late. So they made it about a year. Catching it is essential.keep you in my thoughts. Xoxo
I'm gonna make this as quick as I can bc this shit is serious enough. Tom and Christina being able to lock eyes while she was speaking... these jeans are the highest and tightest that it can get, my friends.
I don’t know if it happened to anyone else but at 43:32 it literally went into a RUclips ad after Tom said that and it was like a 7 second, non skip ad. As soon as the ad was over, Tom was like, and now we’re back. 😂 I know ppl can put mid roll ads on their RUclips videos but that was crazy as hell.
The “wouldn’t that be nice” about he nipples being repositioned had me howling. 😂😂 hey you have cancer but don’t you want a perky set on ya?! That absolutely killed me
An older cousin of mine (my dad's first cousin) announced on FB that she had BC and everyone was sending those inspirational messages until her oldest cousin, who I think was 77 years old at the time, commented "before and after photos or it didn't happen"
On today's episode of things that never happened: "pics or it didn't happen" really? a 77 year old was using 4chan memes to post on FB... lie better next time bro.
When Kristianna and Tim make each other laugh it's good. Her smile is a hue that's warm. Chrisandra, I praying for you which means it. Tony too. “The Lord bless you and keep you, the Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you, the Lord lift up his face upon you and give you peace.”
I was diagnosed with stage 3 triple negatively breast cancer 5 years ago and am now cancer free. I think a positive frame of mind really helps and Christina is so tough mentally she will get thru this like a champion ❤
It’s wholesome to hear that Tom donated to Children’s hospital. They’ve done so much for my son that I will be forever grateful for. It is truly an amazing place! Thank you, Tommy Bunz! ❤️
My mother is 2x breast cancer survivor mastectomy plus rebuilds and everything. This was back in the early 90's and 2000's, aggressive would be an understatement. You will get through this no problem, the science has come a long way since then.
My mom had tit cancer in the early 2000s. I consider myself lucky to have been so young at the time. Stage 3, double mastectomy, experimental treatment, the whole deal. She got tits made out of her stomach and they even tattooed nipples on for her. It sounds like some crazy Frankenstein shit every time I talk about it but I swear it’s a miracle.
I have a feeling that Christina wanting breast cancer to not become her identity will result in some of the best material she's ever come up with. Love you Jeans.
Kristen will piss on cancer and beat it, like a hot black guy who went straight from jail to RPC’s apartment. Stage 1 is survivable. Unfortunately Tim won’t be able to upgrade to Lauren Compton just yet.
I traveled to a trashy casino just to take my wife to Christina P's set because that was the closest spot she was touring to. Despite the crowd being full of drunken gambling losers who didn't shut up the entire time, Jeans kept her shit high and tight working out new material. We laughed super hard and it made the pain of immersing ourselves in the fatpoors an absolute bargain. Here's hoping y'all have a great 2024 and beyond. Hate from WV.
The problem is that I have the exact same story at casinos from one year ago, two years ago, and three years ago. She’s always “working on new material”. AKA reading the same old half tired ideas out of the same old book. They both lost their funny YEARS ago. FGTRTD
Did the same for Tom 3 weeks ago haha. Thankfully it was worth it. But I parked under a parking light not thinking and left our windows down a little bit. When we came back our car was covered with Dodson flies and about 20 got into the car as well haha
My best friend aunt has breast cancer. She beat it once after having both of them removed, but it still came back. She is currently fighting off the second round of it. Y’all are not alone.
However Treatable it is, Cancer treatments are no joke. I lost one of my giant hairy balls to testicular cancer during the lockdowns. I had 20- 8hr rounds of chemo and had to have 29 lymphnodes removed near my spine (on the inside...Had to remove my intestines to get to the tumors). Fuck Cancer every day and twice on Sunday!!! Best of luck to you Push! I'm pulling for you!
Father, please bring your healing hands upon Christina. This woman speaks to my heart in her traumas with her mother. She touches my soul with her laughter, which helps me cope with traumas 😂 please father, I do not want my dear friend, mother of two outrageous creatures, and wife be taken away from her family. Her family NEEDS her father!!! Please, please, lay your healing hands on Christinas tit cancer ❤️😂In Jesus Christ most holy and precious name I pray this. Amen ❤️🙏❤️🙏
Christina I went thru the same thing at 34. You will survive tit cancer, I’m glad they caught it early. Thank you for talking about it even tho you don’t want to. When I was sick I felt other and my summer was ruined too. Don’t do pink ribbons- do goth or whatever you’re feeling. Your mommies are united with you even if you won’t have gorilla tits anymore!
Christina my dad had hairy cell leukemia and took awhile but he got it in remission and he literally never talks about it and doesn’t act like a survivor, he has been to events for survivors but he hates it and feels uncomfortable in the situation so you are not alone and you don’t have to do anything or act any way, it’s all up to you.
Christina I just finished my last round of chemotherapy on my 2nd time getting breast cancer. First time was my right, this time was my left. I hope that you and your milky dunkers come out of this healthier than ever. Fuck tit cancer.
you've got this, momma! Cancer doesn't stand a chance against your awesome spirit. You're gonna kick its butt so hard, it'll be running for the hills! Stay strong, keep that beautiful smile shining, and remember, you're a total warrior. We’re all here cheering you on every step of the way!
All jokes aside Tom would be devastated if he lost Christina... I remember the day they told us my husband had cancer, took 2 months to find out it was stage 4... its been 5 years in November since he passed. The hardest part is when you have little kids. sending only positive vibes, get better Christina!
Maybe the Dr. is working out a deal with the cosmetic surgeon where they get a little piece of the action. “Ever since we point out gorilla tits our patients that opt for implants are up 38%!”
I'm a Tit-C survivor that did not go the pink ribbon route. It's not my identity. There is a whole ego that gets created around this on social media, it's beyond cringe and sad. I'm glad Christina gets it.
@@tylersypherd5461the real joke is the poors who go bankrupt trying to fight the same cancer. Isn't that hilarious? Isn't it funny that there are poor people? Hahaha imagine being that much of a loser!
I was on hiatus for a long hot min from the YMH community luv. As soon as I heard Christina's tats were doing damage, well I couldn't resist. Shout out to Christina, to tats and to cancer, for bringing me back home to Your Moms House!
WE LOVE YOU CHRISTINA. You have enriched my life in so many ways. Whether it's laughing with you guys on my drive to work or going for a walk having you both motivated me to get through it. Thank you so much for being vulnerable. You're our poopy QUEEEN!
I cant believe Bert personally knows someone with Tit cancer. Now he is going to think about dying. This is such a tragic thing to happen to him. Actually pretty selfish of Christina to do this to him. Maybe it'll make his next hour though, spin tragedy into positivity.
LMAOOOOOOO
Underrated comment
She should have kept it quiet and personal like Norm
comment of the year
The audacity.... poor Bart!!! Can't imagine how he will cope, he's a fighter tho!
Cancer has picked a fight with the wrong sloppers. Its touching the camera through the fence and not following proto. You just ruined your life bud, you're fired.
Ta-ta there cancer
YESSSS!!! FUCK CANCER
“You’ve ruined your life”
@@Shrapnel92 big facts!
@@xXGrimReapxrXx Are you threatening my life!?
The idea of everyone sending Christina love and her hating it is one of the funniest things Ive heard in a long time hahaha
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She's gonna make it. I'm gonna send her the corny get well messages all the time now.
on the other hand at least she might get to expand her cool wig collection!!
yes anal cancer is bad
🤣🤣🤣
Women everywhere: “Should I get a mammogram before my vacation?”
Christina: “Don’t do it it’s bad.”
As a person who survived hodgkin's lymphoma at 23, Anal doesn't seem so bad after chemo. So Tom, start getting your sales pitch ready.
THIS KILLS ME
Gat damn. That shit is the real deal one. Up there with the ole colon cancer. Glad you made it through though!
THIS ONE SPANKS
All of a sudden, that grundle doesn't seem so unattractive
Hahahaha love this
I blame Garth Brooks for Christina‘s cancer. I hope you get better soon.
He already killed his nemesis Toby Keith
Ozempic abuse is my best guess fellow doctors
@@Youngillidan she says she always takes that so maybe she exaggerated
Where are the boobies Garth!?
finally some fucking truth
From a radiographer, please keep being funny about your tit cancer. Most of us enjoy joking about it with you, and also have your humor. Hate from the hospital
as a nurse I second this. Hate from the Emergency Department
I read "humor" as "tumor". Seems like both would work in this case, huh?
lol! Hate from the OR! ❤️
I love that you hate that we love you… YOU GOT THIS MAMA!!!
You got this Mama. Live Laugh Love. You are made of magic. Broken crayons still color. Stars can't shine without darkness. She believed so she could. Storms make trees take deeper roots. Beautiful girl you can do amazing things.
This one made me laugh so fucking hard. This is great!
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😂😂😂
Hahaha she hates this so much 😂
I just found out last Tuesday that after a 4 year brutal battle with Cancer that I am now 100% Cancer FREE !!! Guys start getting a PSA Test every year starting at age 40. Early detection is key. I found out a the last possible minute but still won the battle !!! 🎉❤
What’s a PSA test and how do they test it? Glad you were able to beat it brother.
Now we all have tit cancer.
Congratulations on being cancer free! 🎉 that’s incredible!
Awesome!! God bless you that’s amazing
Congratulations! My old doctor wouldn't give me a PSA when I started having problems. It was already 'aggressive' when I did get tested. Don't take that shit from doctors. But now, mine's been undetectable for 2 years and as of 3 weeks ago, I only have to get tested every 6 months instead of every 3. I didn't even know that was a thing but I'll take it. Take good care of yourself and enjoy your life. You may notice things taste a little sweeter now!
Tom looked devastated at the beginning of the podcast. He loves her so much.
Yeah, he was hurt that she was getting that news but also hurt that she isnt taking care of herself more proactively.
Loved* rip mom jeans
Mmhm and she's being so strong. I am used to seeing her smile the whole time but I see her fighting a cry 😢. I love her, them.
@@BoinkrNanisisn’t the mammogram proactive though?
@@maryjanetheresa604edgy
Can i just say i love their relationship so much. The way she felt comfortable looking directly into Tim's eyes while she broke the news speaks volumes. Love these two so much.
my mother had tit cancer, it is with a heavy heart to say, that she unfortunately won the battle. You got this Chrissy P!
She unfortunately won the battle? lol
@@Icemankgsome people don’t have the best relationships with their momsters
Some cun.ts will just outlive us all. @@Icemankg
😂😂
My mom had the tit cancer. Beat it, but got pankteatic cancer 10 years later. I think its the chemo and radiation that spread it. Cancer sucks.
Praying for your heavies Mommy Tina 🙏🏻
While you pray, Tom will phone the doctor let's see which one works 😉😂
#savethesloppers
Almost had 1 Tit Tina
I’m preying 😏
@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy preying makes the person preying feel better so crack on , BUT ! it has no effect on anyone or anything else
Cancer huh? I got dragged to an essential oils party once. I'm the real victim.
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gold
Lol perfect
Cool
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I beat lung cancer. She's too full of humor and life. You'll come out healthy and on top!
I beat my thyroid cancer. I remember being in the hospital/recovering at home listening to this very exact podcast. YMH and it's fans is one of the purest ways to cure sadness and negativity. Sending good karma vibes to ya Miss Christina P!
Love from Seattle!
sending hate from texas >;)
My Mom had breast cancer when I was 10. She was 43. She's almost 80 now, and still kickin'.
@rebeccagarcia5863opoo
Miracle
@@jeffedwards823Surgery, radiation, chemo, and great doctors, actually.
My mom had breast cancer in 1986. She had colon cancer in 2000 and multiple myeloma in 2017. She had 10% of her kidney removed last November with renal cell carcinoma. Last week she went to the beach on vacation with her sister, she’s almost 80!! She’s a miracle and you can definitely win this too!
My wife is in her early 40s and starting chemo in 2 weeks for breast cancer. This is her 2nd time through breast cancer. Wish anyone going through cancer the best. It's hard. God bless.
@BasedGod-ey5eethe problem is it’s in your blood. And it attacks where you are weakest that’s why it spreads so fast in some people
Yeah but if it spreads then, u can only do chemo and pray for the best @BasedGod-ey5ee
Best of luck to your wife and your family
Halsey released 2 new songs about her battle with cancer your wife might like, they're called The End and Lucky. Good luck to you guys, cancer sucks 💛💛💛
My brother's wife had it in one. It was detected early enough they could cut it out. And apparently they can use your fat cells to fill it back in when possible. So Christina could size up if she wants, sorry had a Bert moment.
If you beat cancer like my dad beat me, your cancer is going to love “Your Mom’s House” in 20 years!
I’m from the future and I can tell you Christina will survive cancer because she’s scheduled to die in a trap house in Florida by mid 2028.
lmaooo
Good for her! 🎉
😅 thank God for the funny people
Rescuing Bert, oddly.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way my heart sunk into my ass when I read the title but then returned when I realized it’s Tim and Christine and they’re probably fuckin around but then sunk again when they got all serious to talk about it
I was like bruh who's Tim
Same bro. Wild news to see first thing in the AM
I can’t wait to see how Bert turns this news into something about him 😂
Absolutely smh
Christina’s been the funniest part of the show for years. Wishing a speedy recovery!
Have we been watching the same show?
@@Boatanga Did you ride an extra-small Bus? 🧐
This podcast helped me make it through my stage 3 breast cancer a few years ago. Laughter is truly the BEST medicine. You got this!
No, medicine helped you.... Medicine is the best medicine
@@BLACULA-Skeewoah I meant laughter for my mental health
@@heatherm7290don’t worry we know what you meant 😊
My wife is triple negative and had stage 3 breast cancer and she kicked its ass. Its unbelievably brutal to see your wife go through, tomorrow is our 32nd year anniversary ❤️ I am blessed to have her with me to continue our lives together. Her cancer team was absolutely awesome from start to finish, they didn't bullshit anything which I think made her fight from day one because he told her you might die and was straight forward and he fought just as hard as her. We send nothing but love and prayers to help you fight 🙏
Happy for you both
Divorce her, why would you stay tethered to a wet blanket?
the look on toms face when she says she has breast cancer and talking about it really shows you alot about these too. Wishing nothing but the best my mom is turning 80 this years had it twice we rooting!
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My mum had the same kind of cancer. Caught it early and she beat it with lots of hard chemo. Really hope Christina beats it too, it’s not easy no matter how early it’s caught. All the best💙
Christina just made me cry... Then immediately made me bust out laughing with the thumbs-up/pink ribbon bit. That's why she is one of my favorite comedians.
Same ❤
As a man when she said it I could see the pain behind Tom's eyes for his wife godbless the segura family
Just commented something similar. They will be great.
Yeah when the camera panned to him you could see it’s his eyes 😢
Because he knows how much money he has to spend now and tim loves his money more than anything else
@@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD Really, you should just be ignored but I just don't understand why your here? Whose life is this empty that they waste their time to watch a podcast (adding to the view count) of a podcast they don't like and take even more time to comment?
I hope the rest of the summer gets better for you and you make a friend.
I also just noticed that you have 100+ comments on this channel, so really I feel happy now. BC that's the saddest/ funniest shit ever. We both know friends are nowhere near your future bud.
@@BRLambert4... is this your first time seeing the comments on anything YMH related? the OBVIOUS sarcasm is how we cope... do you think Garth Brooks actually has hidden bodies? [he does].. even if Tim and Tina didn't have the wealth that their fucking weird and oddly comforting community they have created for them, we'd go fund the fuck out of them sloppers.
keep em high and tight chomo.
That fact that she felt the most comfortable speaking about TIT cancer while staring into Tom’s eyes tells you everything about their relationship ❤❤❤❤
Hopefully he can find someone with really big tits after
Timmy’s a sociopath and Kristy needs therapy to get over her Stockholm syndrome.
@@natenotabot1234Garth Brooks everybody!
You could see the concern in his eyes. So sweet
He loves his wife and she loves him. I love that the best thing for tom is that he broke half his body and he can be an inspiration to her to fight
Chatgpt write me 100 platitudes or slogans for someone who is sick, So Christina can beat off cancer like she’s on Meth and her brother is watching.
1. "Wishing you a speedy recovery!"
2. "Get well soon!"
3. "Take it one day at a time."
4. "Sending healing vibes your way."
5. "May you feel better every day."
6. "Rest and recover!"
7. "Sending you strength and love."
8. "Hope you're back on your feet soon."
9. "Thinking of you during this time."
10. "Stay positive and get well soon!"
11. "You're in our thoughts and prayers."
12. "Wishing you a quick return to health."
13. "Here's to a swift recovery!"
14. "Get well, stay strong!"
15. "Hope each day brings you closer to full recovery."
16. "Take care of yourself."
17. "Sending warm wishes for your health."
18. "Hope you're feeling better every day."
19. "May your recovery be smooth and quick."
20. "We're rooting for your recovery!"
21. "Sending positive thoughts your way."
22. "May your strength grow each day."
23. "Rest up and feel better soon."
24. "Take this time to rest and heal."
25. "Looking forward to seeing you well again."
26. "Get well and stay well!"
27. "Sending sunshine and good health your way."
28. "Hope you bounce back quickly!"
29. "Take good care of yourself."
30. "Wishing you a restful recovery."
31. "Feel better soon; we miss you!"
32. "Sending love and light your way."
33. "You're stronger than you think."
34. "Hope you're back to your old self soon."
35. "Sending you all the good vibes."
36. "Wishing you comfort and peace during your recovery."
37. "Thinking of you and wishing you well."
38. "May each new day bring you closer to health."
39. "Stay strong, better days are ahead."
40. "Take it easy and get well soon."
41. "Sending you a little sunshine to brighten your day."
42. "Hope your recovery is fast and smooth."
43. "We believe in your strength to overcome this."
44. "Wishing you lots of rest and recovery."
45. "Feel better soon; brighter days are ahead."
46. "Sending warm hugs and best wishes."
47. "May you find strength in each new day."
48. "We're all pulling for you!"
49. "Hope you're on the mend soon."
50. "Sending you healing energy."
51. "Rest, relax, and recover!"
52. "Here's to a quick and easy recovery."
53. "Wishing you good health and happiness."
54. "Hope you feel better with each new day."
55. "Sending you lots of love and get-well wishes."
56. "May you be back to full health soon."
57. "Take this time to rest and recharge."
58. "Wishing you a restful and speedy recovery."
59. "Hope you're feeling better already!"
60. "Sending you positive thoughts for a quick recovery."
61. "May your health improve day by day."
62. "Hope you're feeling better little by little."
63. "Thinking of you and hoping for the best."
64. "Wishing you a strong and steady recovery."
65. "Take all the time you need to get better."
66. "Hope each day brings you more strength."
67. "Sending warm wishes for a speedy recovery."
68. "May your recovery be swift and smooth."
69. "Thinking of you and sending healing thoughts."
70. "Hope you get well soon; we miss you!"
71. "Wishing you peace and comfort during this time."
72. "May you recover quickly and fully."
73. "Sending you strength and good wishes."
74. "Hope you're back to feeling great soon."
75. "Wishing you health and happiness always."
76. "Take care and get well soon!"
77. "Sending you love and best wishes for recovery."
78. "Hope you're feeling better day by day."
79. "Wishing you a fast and full recovery."
80. "May you find comfort and healing."
81. "Thinking of you and wishing you well."
82. "Hope your recovery is quick and smooth."
83. "Sending you warm thoughts and healing vibes."
84. "Wishing you a speedy and complete recovery."
85. "May each day bring you closer to wellness."
86. "Hope you're back to your usual self soon."
87. "Sending you love, light, and healing."
88. "Wishing you strength and speedy healing."
89. "May you recover quickly and fully."
90. "Take it easy and get well soon!"
91. "Sending you positive energy for recovery."
92. "Hope you're feeling stronger every day."
93. "Wishing you a restful and rejuvenating recovery."
94. "May your recovery be smooth and swift."
95. "Hope you're back on your feet in no time."
96. "Sending you lots of love and get-well wishes."
97. "Wishing you a full and speedy recovery."
98. "May each day bring you closer to feeling better."
99. "Hope you're feeling better already!"
100. "Wishing you peace, comfort, and healing."
" I got a mammogram , it ruined my summer vacation plans ," would make a pretty snazzy country song.
**Verse 1**
Packed my bags for Italy, summer sun so fine,
Had a mammogram before I left, just to ease my mind.
Thought I'd sip that Tuscan wine, under the clear blue sky,
But then my phone rang in the night, turned my world awry.
**Chorus**
They called me up while I was in Rome,
Said, "Girl, you got cancer, better head on home."
Cut my vacation short, with tears in my eyes,
Big tits farting with worry, as I said my goodbyes.
**Verse 2**
Walked through ancient streets, but my heart felt so alone,
Dreams of healing in the air, far away from home.
Every sunset on the shore, brought a tear to my eye,
Thinking 'bout the fight ahead, and the reasons why.
**Chorus**
They called me up while I was in Rome,
Said, "Girl, you got cancer, better head on home."
Cut my vacation short, with tears in my eyes,
Big tits farting with worry, as I said my goodbyes.
**Bridge**
Back in the States, facing the storm,
Friends and family keeping me warm.
Gonna fight this battle, with all my might,
Big tits farting through the darkest night.
**Chorus**
They called me up while I was in Rome,
Said, "Girl, you got cancer, better head on home."
Cut my vacation short, with tears in my eyes,
Big tits farting with worry, as I said my goodbyes.
**Outro**
One day I'll return, to that Italian sun,
With my battle scars, and the war we've won.
Scars left after a reduction, down to a C-cup size,
Big tits farting into the Italian skies.
Sang by Wheeler Walker Jr.
@@SteelMagsthe right man in the right tine
As a fellow jeans that got stage 1 tit cancer at 31, you will be okay! It's gonna suckkkkk but it's going to be okay. I love you, mommy. Hang in there and keep them high and tight. ❤
she specifically stated not to post these comments chomo
Or it won't be the same as your experience lol you don't know
@@C.A.D. Ok Chud
I hope your tits are ok now ❤
@@jt-fi9wjwho cares chomo
Hey! My name is Chelsea Jones, and I’m in fact the same one in the 2nd prison TikTok video 😂 I’m flattered, thank you guys for your positive comments. I figured I’d inform you that in the prison system you’re actually able to purchase make up… crazy right? It’s usually the county jails where girls have to improvise. I’ve seen it all! Toothpaste and pencil lead for mascara. Ground up instant coffee grounds for their foundation etc. There’s so much more. Anyway, I was sent this and thought it was awesome. God bless. 💙
Holy shit! It’s you 😂
@@oliverlang1006 in the flesh! 😆
Beautiful hair too! 🙌🏼
You out???
cool. stick a cactus in me
I absolutely love how they helped each other through sharing the news in the most hilarious way ❤
This might be the most emotion ive seen in toms face. Which wasnt a lot but you got this momma❤
“Please don’t send me ‘you got this momma’” comments filled with exactly that 😂
Ironically...I haven't seen anyone say that here, but you.
@@MikeRotch2020133 people apparently saw the same thing I did chomo
bro i saw this comment EXACTLY when christina said that... wtf lol what are the odds
Wishing your floppy sloppers a quick recovery, christine!
I never realized how much I actually loved Christina until I realized how devastating it would be if she died.
Christina should do a special called “No More T*ts” after she recovers as a parody of Ozzy’s “No More Tears”
That would only make sense if she had a double mastectomy
Ah wait she survived? Fuck.
*SAVAGE* ☠️🥹😭🤣🤣
Ohh my god🔥🤣🤣🤣
Just waiting for the doctors to realize it was a misdiagnosis so that the stolen valor allegations can resurface.
best scenario lol
I’m fckin dying 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Dumb.
Stolen tit valor?!? That's fucked
All jokes aside, we are all here for you Tina. You are absolutely going to crush this.
she literally told you not to include these platitudes and theres 52 other idiots that liked it.
@@allshoulders9624 71*. And i did it anyway. What are you gonna do about it chomo?
That’s exactly what she DOESNT want. “Cough”
You got this Mommy
You are an inspiration.
Let’s beat that tot Cans cer
@@neighborbruceyou get to live with knowing you are stupid 😊
Christina is gonna best the f*ck out of her t*ts.
Cancer is NOT coming up in May. Touch my sloppers through the fence mommy. Piss on me, beat me. We will always be your home here now!
Christina, get those floppy sloppers taken care of. You 2 knuckleheads have become an important part of my life and I wish you nothing but the best in your recovery. Can't wait to see Timmy in Ottawa, Canada later this summer.
Well they have the money to handle it unlike the poors
@secularbelt So be happy for them! Not to mention, knock on wood, there are many many people of wealth that have still died from the big C regardless of their level of means.
I honestly love just the general conversation. None of it sounds forced or like an interview. Making me notice again how much I miss my late wife.
If youre not gaslighting your breast cancer wife into getting bigger breasts, do you even love her?!
Gurlll....u got this. My grandmother and great grandmother had it and they caught it late. So they made it about a year. Catching it is essential.keep you in my thoughts. Xoxo
Cant wait to see how Bert makes this about him
“Remember when you first met me?” - Bret Krisco
This!!
When he said "it's been 20 minutes, do you wanna take a nap?" Christine was completely ready for one 😂
big symptom of cancer is sleeping all the time. My mom slept all the time before they found her cancer
I'm gonna make this as quick as I can bc this shit is serious enough.
Tom and Christina being able to lock eyes while she was speaking... these jeans are the highest and tightest that it can get, my friends.
Absolutely
Hallelujah
Especially right after speaking about his father.
I don’t know if it happened to anyone else but at 43:32 it literally went into a RUclips ad after Tom said that and it was like a 7 second, non skip ad. As soon as the ad was over, Tom was like, and now we’re back. 😂
I know ppl can put mid roll ads on their RUclips videos but that was crazy as hell.
Me too
The “wouldn’t that be nice” about he nipples being repositioned had me howling. 😂😂 hey you have cancer but don’t you want a perky set on ya?! That absolutely killed me
An older cousin of mine (my dad's first cousin) announced on FB that she had BC and everyone was sending those inspirational messages until her oldest cousin, who I think was 77 years old at the time, commented "before and after photos or it didn't happen"
Legend
On today's episode of things that never happened:
"pics or it didn't happen" really? a 77 year old was using 4chan memes to post on FB... lie better next time bro.
@@BrundenSkrab I work with seniors. No filters
@@BrundenSkrab On today's episode of trolls who don't matter to me, watch me not actually answer their reply
@@BrundenSkrab🏆
When Kristianna and Tim make each other laugh it's good. Her smile is a hue that's warm.
Chrisandra, I praying for you which means it. Tony too.
“The Lord bless you and keep you, the Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you, the Lord lift up his face upon you and give you peace.”
Early stage is super super reassuring.
I was diagnosed with stage 3 triple negatively breast cancer 5 years ago and am now cancer free. I think a positive frame of mind really helps and Christina is so tough mentally she will get thru this like a champion ❤
Loves loves loves and congratulations
I know we're all stunned and talking about tit cancer but I just need to share how much joy watching Enny get mad about being lied on brings me
It’s wholesome to hear that Tom donated to Children’s hospital. They’ve done so much for my son that I will be forever grateful for. It is truly an amazing place! Thank you, Tommy Bunz! ❤️
46:53 Tom is literally smiling through the pain. You can see it. He can't say it but he hates it
Christina is gonna beat Cancer like Tom beats her down the Stairs when she doesnt want to hear
Discipline equals freedom - jocko willinck 😂
My mother is 2x breast cancer survivor mastectomy plus rebuilds and everything. This was back in the early 90's and 2000's, aggressive would be an understatement. You will get through this no problem, the science has come a long way since then.
My mom had tit cancer in the early 2000s. I consider myself lucky to have been so young at the time. Stage 3, double mastectomy, experimental treatment, the whole deal. She got tits made out of her stomach and they even tattooed nipples on for her. It sounds like some crazy Frankenstein shit every time I talk about it but I swear it’s a miracle.
I have a feeling that Christina wanting breast cancer to not become her identity will result in some of the best material she's ever come up with. Love you Jeans.
Funniest YMH ever released, I come back to watch it whenever I'm blue.
Tim training how to react to the news of christine dying is diabolical af😂😂
Spoiler alert
Just wait till Tom finds out!
Chicks love a widower...
Kristen will piss on cancer and beat it, like a hot black guy who went straight from jail to RPC’s apartment. Stage 1 is survivable. Unfortunately Tim won’t be able to upgrade to Lauren Compton just yet.
I traveled to a trashy casino just to take my wife to Christina P's set because that was the closest spot she was touring to. Despite the crowd being full of drunken gambling losers who didn't shut up the entire time, Jeans kept her shit high and tight working out new material. We laughed super hard and it made the pain of immersing ourselves in the fatpoors an absolute bargain. Here's hoping y'all have a great 2024 and beyond. Hate from WV.
Hate here from WV also!
I too hate the poors
The problem is that I have the exact same story at casinos from one year ago, two years ago, and three years ago. She’s always “working on new material”. AKA reading the same old half tired ideas out of the same old book. They both lost their funny YEARS ago.
FGTRTD
@@jadedaflixionoof parenthood is hard
Did the same for Tom 3 weeks ago haha. Thankfully it was worth it. But I parked under a parking light not thinking and left our windows down a little bit. When we came back our car was covered with Dodson flies and about 20 got into the car as well haha
My best friend aunt has breast cancer. She beat it once after having both of them removed, but it still came back. She is currently fighting off the second round of it. Y’all are not alone.
Wishing Christina and her big naturals the best
Time to start a meth empire!
Exactly
All you need is some benadryl
@@sepulfan0210-12 benadryl and you got a DUI BABYYYYY!!
😂
However Treatable it is, Cancer treatments are no joke. I lost one of my giant hairy balls to testicular cancer during the lockdowns. I had 20- 8hr rounds of chemo and had to have 29 lymphnodes removed near my spine (on the inside...Had to remove my intestines to get to the tumors). Fuck Cancer every day and twice on Sunday!!! Best of luck to you Push! I'm pulling for you!
Christina. Christina here. Just beat stage 1 cancer. You got this!!
Father, please bring your healing hands upon Christina. This woman speaks to my heart in her traumas with her mother. She touches my soul with her laughter, which helps me cope with traumas 😂 please father, I do not want my dear friend, mother of two outrageous creatures, and wife be taken away from her family. Her family NEEDS her father!!! Please, please, lay your healing hands on Christinas tit cancer ❤️😂In Jesus Christ most holy and precious name I pray this. Amen ❤️🙏❤️🙏
cringe asf not gonna lie
Lord please come inside of Christina. Let the lord fill her with light and let the lord come inside of her.
“i’d rather have cancer” 52:39 has me fucking crying
Christina I went thru the same thing at 34. You will survive tit cancer, I’m glad they caught it early. Thank you for talking about it even tho you don’t want to. When I was sick I felt other and my summer was ruined too. Don’t do pink ribbons- do goth or whatever you’re feeling. Your mommies are united with you even if you won’t have gorilla tits anymore!
My friend mom had stage 4 breast cancer at age 55. She is still alive now at age 96. And still lives independently. You go .
Christina my dad had hairy cell leukemia and took awhile but he got it in remission and he literally never talks about it and doesn’t act like a survivor, he has been to events for survivors but he hates it and feels uncomfortable in the situation so you are not alone and you don’t have to do anything or act any way, it’s all up to you.
This is the reason comedy exists. To make you laugh in the worst of times. 👏👏👏 Tim and Tina.
Christina I just finished my last round of chemotherapy on my 2nd time getting breast cancer. First time was my right, this time was my left. I hope that you and your milky dunkers come out of this healthier than ever. Fuck tit cancer.
You sound awesome af, all the best ❣️
Hope you feel better. 😢
@@BEERBOMB113I feel much better! Thank you 👍🏻🙏🏻
I'm sorry for you guys, I wish the very best for you. Thank you for all the good times you have shared with us.
you've got this, momma! Cancer doesn't stand a chance against your awesome spirit. You're gonna kick its butt so hard, it'll be running for the hills! Stay strong, keep that beautiful smile shining, and remember, you're a total warrior. We’re all here cheering you on every step of the way!
Lol, Tom is sounding like that crazy tik tok Disney women. Up at 5AM, to do kettle bells, 5:10AM go for a run.
And this is why he doesn't have breast cancer
You gotta aim to be a rope dropper.
He's on rope dropper proto
Jeans, focusing all of my hate on those tig ol’ bitties. ❤
All jokes aside Tom would be devastated if he lost Christina...
I remember the day they told us my husband had cancer, took 2 months to find out it was stage 4... its been 5 years in November since he passed. The hardest part is when you have little kids. sending only positive vibes, get better Christina!
Wow that’s rough. Sorry for your loss
My grandmother got tit cancer in her 30's. She lived a long life well into her 80's. You got this.
The fact that the doctor was like, hey you have cancer also, do you want your nipple in the right spot is crazy 😂
Maybe the Dr. is working out a deal with the cosmetic surgeon where they get a little piece of the action. “Ever since we point out gorilla tits our patients that opt for implants are up 38%!”
Bro was trying to rack up those upcharges 😂 (no pun intended)
They do all the reconstructive work right after they take the bad tissue out. She’ll come away with new perky young boobs.
It's good to hear it's treatable. Wish you well, Christina. All the best.
“I got a mammogram bay-beeeeee”
I'm a Tit-C survivor that did not go the pink ribbon route. It's not my identity. There is a whole ego that gets created around this on social media, it's beyond cringe and sad. I'm glad Christina gets it.
My mum is currently going through cancer treatment! Much love & support from Scotland! ❤ xxx
Much love to yer maw
🙏🏽 Praying for your moms sweet delicious heavies
Much hate
My biopsy and mammogram is on the 22nd, I found a lump then the doc found another one 4 weeks ago, you and yer wee ma are in my prayers. ❤️🏴
Holy shit thanks so much for all the responses! So kind, thank you! 🙂❤
“Wouldn’t that be nice?” is gonna be burned into my memory now
The sh*t that comes out of Drs mouths is crazy
Guys it’s not a joke, 36:25 is when Christina reveals it. 😢
how the fuck did you get to 36 mins already it only uploaded 12 mins ago 🤔
@@Derek_Keenanthere’s timestamps man
@@Derek_Keenan I scrolled ahead to see if it was a joke or not.
@@tylersypherd5461the real joke is the poors who go bankrupt trying to fight the same cancer. Isn't that hilarious? Isn't it funny that there are poor people? Hahaha imagine being that much of a loser!
@@tylersypherd5461you have no life at all
This breaks my heart. My mom just had breast cancer and has kicked it. You will too, Christina. The world is a much better place with you in it.
You got this momma!! We’re gonna kick cancers butt!!!
43:45 is the least mad I've ever been about an ad break hahahaha
So,...
After surgery , they will be...
High&Tight ...
Be well CP❤❤❤
We love you guys… Christina is an absolutely timeless beautiful legend. Literally probably one of my fav ppl on earth.
I was on hiatus for a long hot min from the YMH community luv. As soon as I heard Christina's tats were doing damage, well I couldn't resist. Shout out to Christina, to tats and to cancer, for bringing me back home to Your Moms House!
You've got this mama! You're going to kick cancer's ass! Seriously though, you know you have a legion of fans cheering you on!
The Mommies are behind you Christina P
Has anyone checked on Bert. He probably has booked himself in for head to toe check up and most likely convinced that he's done.
WE LOVE YOU CHRISTINA. You have enriched my life in so many ways. Whether it's laughing with you guys on my drive to work or going for a walk having you both motivated me to get through it. Thank you so much for being vulnerable. You're our poopy QUEEEN!