Tom's New Glasses | Your Mom's House Ep. 722
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This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new transition glasses, and how Nadav feels about them, give an update on Nadav running the New York City Marathon, respond to emails about ED being cap, and reenact Rudy Giuliani’s scandalous audio transcripts. They watch videos of a cool truck stop proposition, more videos from the King and the “Columbia Cool Guy,” a pregnant non-binary person, another video from the infamous Nair hair removal guy, and some TikToks from an extremely productive mom, plus much more!
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RUclips Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:35 - Opening Clip: Truck Stop Proposition
00:13:04 - The King Update
00:15:30 - Tom's New Glasses
00:18:33 - Trans Father
00:26:42 - Disney Mom
00:35:36 - Mantak Chia - Massage the Testicle
00:43:07 - Kevin Leonardo Follow Up
00:55:09 - Plug Focus
00:57:24 - Columbia Cool Guy Update
01:04:05 - CP's Cool Dad
01:07:56 - Rudy Giuliani Transcripts
01:15:17 - Looking for a Jewish Girlfriend Update
01:25:49 - Marathon Update
01:37:24 - ED is Cap Email
01:40:12 - Closing Song - "Point Of Personal Privilege" by Mr. Mobius 
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My new fav bit is Tom playing vomit sounds over Christina and her ignoring them like a hardened soldier
So brave of Tom to confront Nadav on his anti-trans behaviour.
it was disgusting and frankly needed to be addressed before I continued supporting this show
Shout out to Tom for getting the same glasses as Theo. So brave
🤫 it's a disguise
@@abbythecat7706 😂🏆😂
"Next time, don't wash there so long." is a line that only a great father could think of on the spot like that. Amazing.
Dr.Drew giving Lauren Compton a breast exam would break the internet.
SPEAK!
we need this instructional video. For science
@@brashadams804 I fucking love science
For science, art, and educations sake… make it happen. The world needs it
This episode is top tier!! Haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Nadav isn't anti trans, he was just surprised to learn Tom was transitioning.
SO excited to watch Tammy's transition.
@@AlexandriaRose-hi6mtI love when Tammy said when she’s fully transitioned she’s joining a woman’s amateur boxing club 🥊
He's just open minded and doesn't mind being nose deep into the trans.
I will stop watching ymh if he does
@AhmedMohammed-mu6sv lol, your fanhood is awful fickle. I bet he would have interesting things to say during and after.
Native saying "anti-transitional glasses" every time was hilarious
The funny part to me is that he corrected him incorrectly. They're called Transitions lenses.
@@mattpope764This misgendering is further proof that Nadav is transphobic.
I don't think he's a native he's a Jew
Two episodes in a row with just the mommies? You guys are doing good!!
I'm a public high school art teacher, so... I'm paid to play. Art's also about critical thinking. Tom and Christina are my favorites. I love comedy, and they're great. I just wanted to take a rare posting moment to say how much joy it brings me to see Tom in such a present state. I watch this show every week for years. This one just hit different. Oh yea, I'm a big J too. Maybe Tom's more relaxed because that massive tour is done. Who knows. It's great to see Tom in such a joyous state. Christina and Tom bring me so much laughter, I'm just happy to see them happy and doing it for real.
Nadav missed the perfect line of “I love black frames, I have plenty of black frames”
AYO I CAME TO THE COMMENTS BECAUSE I HATE THAT THEY MISSED THAT BANGER! smh! "I got black frames I work with!"
Haha!! I was thinking that too!!!
Some of my best frames are black
I guess we should send him to the stadium then all in favor say I
Lol he owns many strong, imported, black frames
This woman just made me realize how lucky I was growing up. I’m going to call my parents right now and thank them for never putting me through this.
Who? Christine? Ya me too.
She makes me feel better about my shitty dad but I'm not calling that mf!! 😂
Nadav consistently adding the '-itional glasses!' killed me XD
They definitely do seem happier and stress free now that he isnt touring. This episode shows it the most for sure.
When u dont have to work that happens
Touring is brutal according to musicians and comedians. But then again all jobs are
@@BoolyKimagine having to work every single day. Sounds like a nightmare...
but when you have 2 psycho boys at home it IS work.@@aprilecotton2060
@@BoolyKI remember 12 years ago I thought it would be my dream to want to tour, now I’ve said enough horrible shit online that not only would I be instantly cancelled, but I don’t wanna leave the state let alone the city 😂
I just need to know that anyone was laughing as hard as me when Christina put up her hand. I was in tears. I am not a bad person.
what was the timestamp?
That Disney Land mom is basically female Patrick Bateman, fantastic monologues lol
That trucker's "No sir" was the most polite BJ turndown I've ever heard lmao
Shouldn't have recorded him for internet, very rude!!!
Only one I've ever heard!
@@Tybolt1 shut up lol
@@Tybolt1 maybe that old guy shouldn't go up to random people and proposition them while they're working lol
I don't tangle with lot lizards anymore.
Oh my God, I get more second hand anxiety from that mom with the 4 kids than Tom gets from the cave explorer videos
That woman is my biggest nightmare.
That boy’s and girl’s is suburban meth use
The fact that she has to set up all those shots and photos... good god.
That woman is not stable. I admire her organization skills, but I'd love to see a video of her where she's losing her god damn mind because someone through off her scheduled life.
It makes my eyeballs vibrate…..and I hate it
The clock in Disney Mom's room reads anywhere between 11:00 and 11:25 when she says it's 7:00 AM wth
Hearing Nadav talk about the marathon I can tell he’s gonna fucking kill it… keep it up man
Tom is always smirking, I love how his brain works. 😂
Tim just glassin' with his new glasses
Gunna drop that moose right on his ass
We were just sweeping through this meadow - big long huge meadow - and my transitions kicked in
Fool jacked them from Theo 😂
New glass glassin'
One of her daily itineraries for vacation would be my entire week
I'm on the floor pissing myself laughing at mommy putting her hands up. I'm in tears 😂😂😂
I love how he Dissed Theo for his glasses, Then got the same ones
Lmfao!!!!! 😂
If you can't beat em, join em 😂
My guess is they were his the whole time 😂
Has anyone actually SEEN Theo Von lately? Maybe somejeans should do a welfare check 🧐
They have shared many things in life, glasses, Christine, a love for Louisiana…
Christine really had some great input today. She even raised her hand to contribute some interesting ideas.
Classic Hungarian hand raising technique
Im glad shes really learning her place now
The mom taking videos of her kids lives would be my worst nightmare as a kid. It would be the never-ending “kids hold on we need to take a video” that would drive me insane.
“You just find your daddy demarco and he’s like you gotta finger ya ass” deserved way more laughs
Props to Bobby for shooting his shot tho, that took* bravery.
You misspelled severe mental illness
Clearly a veteran
Retired lot lizard 🦎 soliciting from the porch.
I love Nadav bullying Tom lol
I love that after watching this I start getting transitional lenses ads on Facebook 😂
Tom's impression of his dad was the best!
“What’s sad?”
“They get ten dollars” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Putting Unc Shine's portrait next to RPC is definitely gonna piss him off 😂
I know I can't wait, they so did that on purpose
Oh... It did. It's a whole thing
Wo
@@NyxaGrayheartw
Unc shine is just jealous of RPC its frankly disrespectful. They should put Unc shine at leasst two cool guys away from RPC as a gesture of goodwill so RPC knows he's still their guy.
I'm hitting Garth's social media hard today. 😂
Heh heh heh hahah... heyyy, War sucks, heh heh haha Support Ukraine
Good work, mommy
@@jarnold1789 it's good protocol
Slava Tom "hamsandwich" Segura.
Thank you for your service, Sir.
It feels so good to have the mommies back! Awesome to see these loose stress, free episodes! Fuck the two-year tour.
Why do Christina and Tom look like Jared and and Brandy from storage wars? Lol
Haven't heard Mommy meow in a while. It's going to be a good one.
Was thinking the same thing! She is fully meow meow in the intro. Going to be a wild ride!
Kitty got that perrrrrcocet lol
Meow meow meow meowwwww
Done with the meows I skip the intro every time now.
There's always the one guy that feels the need to tell people how annoying a certain quirk is in a thread of people finding said quirk cute, HEYBROGOODSHITLITERALLYNOBODYCARES @@travis8106
The video editor is getting more and more chaotic with these cuts during the intro song. Love it.
"This is...nope....bad...it's a bad bit...". *cackles and roars of laughter
We are full of anxiety and we listen to you to help us with these morning routines. I have a similar daily routine.
The transitional lenses are the epitome of cool dad status
I stayed at that exact resort in Cabo this june. The shot where he jumps into the pool is a resort pool. That was our pool. It's a timeshare. They may own a property there, but it's a timeshare resort.
I get such joy from hearing the Big Dog impression.
Omg I'm belly laughing at 1:13. This is my favorite episode in a long time. Keep featherin' it mommies.
Tom’s glasses make him look like a top tier shot caller with the Aryan Brotherhood. When he smiles it’s like they just did a hit on another gang.
😂😂😂
His AB nickname: "Bottles"
@@alberttang6955"Ham Sandwich"
Toms glasses are literally those prank disguise glasses you buy but without the fake plastic nose
They're big enough to fit several camera lenses inside
But they are TREEENNNNDDDDY
The guy tryna pickup women at the end, reminds me of when bobby boucher calls captain insano 😂
I love you two to death ❤ you guys are my all time favorite comedians of all time and your husband and wife lmao
"See if you can find her feed" .. "or don't" best line of the whole show 😂
Listening to Nadav getting pumped gets ME pumped!! Going to the gym tonight. Thanks Nadav!!!!
Another round of who can get cancelled first 😂. Man I love them ❤❤❤
Nadav: I am pro black…frames. Welcome to Texas!😂
LOL @ Charo for thinking everything is pornographic. One Thanksgiving my cousins and I were watching the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader halftime show. My grandma walked in and said “are y’all watching naked girls dance on television?” My cousin replied “Sadly they’re not naked yet!” 😂
Don’t take this Nadav! I think you should incorporate Bert’s shirtless look around the office next
The amount of joy Tom gets from imagining Natav's life completely and utterly fucked up is fun.
the more Christina said she didn’t want Tom to do the marathon the more you could see he was considering it 😂
I know a couple of tattoo artists in New York City who would definitely tattoo Nadav right where he collapses if he doesn't finish the marathon. Just Nadav passed out shirtless in the gutter getting tattooed as wheelchair teams stream past him on their way to finishing like winners
"right where he collapses" 🤣😂😂
Let’s see the YMH surprise sensitivity training for Nadav to learn about transition lenses and how to properly talk about them in the workplace
toms impression of Xtina’s dad is soooo funny he’s really a gift
Dudeee I love the intro. Especially when Christian dings in with her own beats lol
I turn into a telescope with Tom's glasses
That fellow at 12:56 is absolutely Tom and Bert's lovechild.
I was crying at the glasses bit and the shirt 😂😂😂
I can't wait to see "Mom of 4 prepares for divorce and custody hearing because Dad is over the bullshit and is getting the kids away from this psychopath"
Guaranteed that fam has serious skeletons. Probably a cuck husband, he probably has chicas on the side
it’s gonna be a good show if we get the meows from mommy jeans
@@ChipMunkz-uh2oynobody's stopping you except your own ego Bubby.😂
Love the MUHFXCKNG MEOWMEOWS
@@ChipMunkz-uh2oy stop giving a fuck what a bunch of nobody's think and meow to your heart's content, my friend. 😂
Meow meow meow-meowwwww.
😅😊
Tom sees the future with those glasses, and it's bright.
D’elia babyyy… Feutch is BriiiIiiight 😎
I can see what he’s thinking in those bad boys!! 😂- loving the content
Oh man is that a diving board in my pocket?
Maybe G will unblock him now 🤷🏻♂️
This podcast was just what I needed 😂❤
Can't wait to see Tom to start rocking his fanny pack to match his glasses.
YMH gives me good day vibes, thanks Tom Ham and Christ P
Christine has serious new money energy with that outfit
Her and Tom need stylists asap 😂
Well it’s toms money mostly but ya
The guy at 1:21:37 looks like Rick from Rick and Morty lmao 😂
that Giuliani reading sounded so much like Dave’s lemonade channel reading the chat logs from ‘ to catch a predator ‘😸
It's a good thing YMH is sponsored by Manscaped for all the *_BEARDING PERSONS_*
It's bearded specimens some people don't identify as a person 🙄
I want Tom to be Nadav’s running buddy just to see Christina fall apart 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
It would be Wineception, Wine’O’geddon, the Winepocalypse….
Cameras and lighting are MAJORLY improved. Perfect now. Nice job Enny!
"Don't do this to my family." I died a bit
Been a few weeks since we've gotten a Christine meow...best way to start the day!
Just got back from the bar and they release this masterpiece! Love it but i don’t like the throw up sounds right now lol
58:56 Tom is never happier than when he goes dark....love it.
Tom's face with those glasses looks like his Nose should be attached to the
Frames like a bugs bunny disguise
I can't unsee this now
Holy shit you are so right. Cannot unsee that. Wouldn't be surprised if his nose comes off when the glasses do.
i turn into a telescope on wednesdays with a new YMH with todd and christine !
"I wake up at 4:15am and immediately blast a line of angel dust before I sprint to the gym while checking my email"
That's why Nadav moved to Austin.... No Trans-continental flights!
I like where Nedav is going, true that posting those things will show you the results and it is also kind of a log. Can be an app, can be just your social post. First the weight really goes down slowly, but once you get a routine, it goes faster. I hope he sticks to his new routine.
I would love for Tom to do the marathon too so they can see who finishes fastest n all that jazz. I think they would both be motivated
I swear to fuckin God, I thought I was having a stroke when they started reading those transcripts . I almost pulled over lol
Best birthday present ever = new episode of YMH 🖤 thanks Jeans
Happy buttday mommy
I’m gay
@@jdl2962That's cap
HBD
This episode made me truly relate to Dr Drew, everything about that guys videos is just sad, but you guys make it hilarious 🥲🥲🤣🤣
How this Tik Tok @ 29:27 really tryna act like it’s 7:00AM when the clock says 10:30AM on the wall 😭
Uncle Bobby needs to meet Daddy DeMArco! Make it happen Mommy! ♥
This may be the funniest episode top to bottom that’s ever been put out. 😂
4:30 dude sounds exactly like Bill Burr 😂😂
Love an episode with just the mommies !!!!
Between the glasses and the glove, I don’t know what suits him better
Also needs to bring back that hair transplant of luscious locks!
At the excerpt about the Disney Mom all my inner dialogue kept repeating while visualizing living that life was: Kill me, Kill me right now...
And millions watch it and they make probably millions doing it.. Think about that.. People are that sad thet have to watch literally every minute of others lives
Obviously, but people always want a solution to their problems and such an obsessive lifestyle might seem like the answer to their inner doubts about how they are living their life.
Although in this case I am mostly referring to the fact that doing all these things so early feels like death.
Like the Vietcong sniper at the end of Full Metal Jacket. “Shoot…. Meee…”
Giuliani stuff had me rolling 😂
57:53 my guy looks like rocky balboa lol😅😂🎉
I love how Tom's impressions of Top Dog sound like Heath Ledgers Joker. 😂
That mother with the itinerary for everything always seems to leave out the 4:10 am 20 milligrams of Adderall
I believe we've all switched over to Vyvanse, tyvm
Obviously, the day doesn't start before adderall
😅😅😅😅pp
I bet he would have prefered a good ol fashioned "get out of my neighborhood 'N'" lol