When A.I. Strikes Back w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 700

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  • @m.a.b.4104
    @m.a.b.4104 Год назад +813

    Calling Bert a Manatee that snuck out of the water 😂😂😂

    • @Maddawg5706
      @Maddawg5706 Год назад +33

      Baby Walrus😂😂

    • @myroncope5
      @myroncope5 Год назад

      even if he wasn't fat his face looks like a manatee!

    • @Mperkins813
      @Mperkins813 Год назад +7

      Came here for this. Laughed so hard

    • @Spagsonbass
      @Spagsonbass Год назад +2

      That line is gonna be in my mind forever now 🤣

    • @zg9445
      @zg9445 Год назад +7

      Something about the idea of a manatee trying to sneak anywhere at all 😅

  • @davidalaniz9203
    @davidalaniz9203 Год назад +91

    The "stop calling me daddy" guy is probably one of my all-time favorites. What a fuckin' ride it's been. Can't wait for what's yet to come. Touch my 700th episode through the fence, daddy!

    • @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
      @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy Год назад +2

      I like WOMEN.

    • @JayDLeau
      @JayDLeau Год назад

      He still has a following on TikTok and continues to make cringe videos, worth it to check out once in a while.

    • @votedbestjustin
      @votedbestjustin Год назад

      Whoa daddy got fat

    • @dohrehmee
      @dohrehmee Год назад

      he got super fat and closed his tiktok

    • @JOOLVAUR
      @JOOLVAUR 5 месяцев назад

      He’s gotten huge (literally). It’s to the point where every teenage -early 20s Mexican kid that has TikTok knows who Lalo is haha

  • @clydefr0g
    @clydefr0g Год назад +664

    Fed smoker was a YMH era that will live on forever. Keep featherin’ another 700 episodes brother.

    • @Jawsnake
      @Jawsnake Год назад +28

      Crazy to believe its been almost three years since he died. I only wish they pulled more Herk videos Ive done my own research and there are some bangers they havent played lol

    • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
      @conaldeugenepeterson2147 Год назад +13

      Follow proto or yer done bud!

    • @Belznis
      @Belznis Год назад +1

      I think they need to find a new character like that, those episodes were interesting because you would wait if something new came out. They need a new cool guy series. It was also kind of interesting to see how he changed careers from a businessman to a ''crime fighter''. Sad he had to go. Now he is featherin' somewhere else.

    • @jinx3487
      @jinx3487 Год назад +2

      fed smoker? i thought they were saying fent smoker the whole time 🤣

    • @jordanzimmerman6812
      @jordanzimmerman6812 Год назад

      Holy shit

  • @Martinfaced
    @Martinfaced Год назад +99

    "Look out for waspes" is one of my favorite ways to say good bye to my friends ever since that video first premiered on ymh

  • @dizzynixx3033
    @dizzynixx3033 Год назад +373

    I love when Christina mimics the valley girl accent. Like that's literally you.

    • @JackPiLope
      @JackPiLope Год назад +8

      She should be peacocking it more

    • @valve_is_better294
      @valve_is_better294 Год назад +14

      She grew up in the valley she knows my guy

    • @EtopiaCA
      @EtopiaCA Год назад +19

      The irony of you saying "literally" is palpable.

    • @armaliteslungsentinal7352
      @armaliteslungsentinal7352 Год назад +10

      ​@@EtopiaCA I think it was on purpose

    • @MechanicalPigg
      @MechanicalPigg Год назад +1

      @@armaliteslungsentinal7352 idk I don't think it was on a seal it looked like a whale

  • @ianedwards2533
    @ianedwards2533 Год назад +82

    I’m glad someone finally called her on saying “apropos”.

  • @Bandecdotes
    @Bandecdotes Год назад +112

    Drink every time Christina says she’s pushed out 2 kids

    • @5liter
      @5liter Год назад +23

      Or says your honor in a southern accent or talks about her tribe

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo Год назад +6

      I'm wasted

    • @Silentrob555
      @Silentrob555 Год назад

      That’s a dangerous game.

    • @amandapanda3208
      @amandapanda3208 Год назад

      It’s honestly a flex. C section babies are inferior

    • @gitgenKE
      @gitgenKE Год назад

      No

  • @mcluhanmedia1223
    @mcluhanmedia1223 Год назад +23

    I love that Christina finally got called out for overusing “apropos”. 😂😂😂

  • @cleverthoughtz6141
    @cleverthoughtz6141 Год назад +16

    “I might feel bad after I kill something, Tom immediately, “You won’t” sent me lol

  • @SAHtoshiDude
    @SAHtoshiDude Год назад +50

    Tom telling the flagrant crew that Bert is terrified of clowns was amazing. Bertram was legit scared for his life, cause of the smell of the balloons 😂😂

    • @joeyg29jgjg
      @joeyg29jgjg Год назад +4

      "You just can't trust them" had me rolling the dude personified a fucking balloon

  • @a-aronsolis2243
    @a-aronsolis2243 Год назад +84

    Brian Simpson such an awesome guest. Tom’s impression of Bert had me dying 😂

  • @JonPayne777
    @JonPayne777 Год назад +32

    Congrats to Tom on his weight loss. His transformation to Hard Rock Nick is almost complete

  • @ThunderboltMahoney
    @ThunderboltMahoney Год назад +14

    The Enny/Ike Turner memes are going to be greatness

  • @kim.smedegard
    @kim.smedegard Год назад +66

    Tom laughing at the roof jumping guy “he’s got no knees left” has to go into Quantico's instructional manual for how to spot a psychopath

    • @carpelunam
      @carpelunam Год назад +4

      😂

    • @pil3driverwaltz164
      @pil3driverwaltz164 Год назад +2

      Hahaha so funny. I really wanna know what happened to the dude. Hope they can track it down

  • @mikenew5380
    @mikenew5380 Год назад +25

    The look on my much older colleagues face when I put this on in my car while on our way to get lunch 😂

  • @radicaledward8486
    @radicaledward8486 Год назад +17

    I wish past Tom could hear present Tom unironically talking about the weather with another fellow Texan

  • @chidorijoe
    @chidorijoe Год назад +60

    Tina calling Tim a slob, when she's even nastier than him. 😂

    • @Joe-oj4rh
      @Joe-oj4rh Год назад +1

      I love that cow 🐄🤣

  • @ayyosteez8766
    @ayyosteez8766 Год назад +5

    The guy jumping off the roof and planting his heels into the ground is the funniest thing I’ve ever watched in my life.

    • @KitchenerLeslie2
      @KitchenerLeslie2 Год назад +2

      For me, nothing beats that Asian dude getting pinned to the wall by the car.

    • @ayyosteez8766
      @ayyosteez8766 Год назад +2

      @@KitchenerLeslie2 😂😂 that definitely compares.

  • @Heelturnkayfabe
    @Heelturnkayfabe Год назад +15

    "You don't share stuff with sauces" Lol that line 😅

  • @thomasfava4660
    @thomasfava4660 Год назад +6

    You know when Tom plays his electric guitar it’s gonna be a good episode

  • @n.moratto
    @n.moratto Год назад +54

    10:24 the transition from tina saying "mucous" to toms face is the most amazing thing in the wold, she did that on purpose

    • @HorridTemplar
      @HorridTemplar Год назад +10

      I love when Tim appears genuinely disgusted by something Christine says

    • @Botchedtoeknife
      @Botchedtoeknife Год назад +3

      Tim and Tina

    • @erikds6338
      @erikds6338 Год назад +3

      Read this comment 2.5 seconds before that moment. Outfuckingstanding.

    • @lawrencebolander8607
      @lawrencebolander8607 Год назад

      I'm pretty sure it's enny and native that control the cameras, but tom controls the sound bites

    • @ronanorourke4529
      @ronanorourke4529 Год назад

      So glad I read this and hit rewind lol.

  • @jonw5860
    @jonw5860 Год назад +10

    You know it’s going to be a good episode when Tom gets the air guitar going!

  • @cfrenchfrye
    @cfrenchfrye Год назад +97

    Brian one of the best mommies of all time! Cheers jeans.

  • @Billypaul69
    @Billypaul69 Год назад +5

    It’s amazing how they both keep getting better in every way. Toms looking great and Christina is of course stellar. Not to mention the success in comedy and everything they touch turn to gold. Thanks for keeping it up you two

  • @biscuitandme4119
    @biscuitandme4119 Год назад +14

    Mommy, you don't need to JAM anything back there... there are gentler ways to get there 😂😂😂😂

    • @RaDicAL808
      @RaDicAL808 Год назад +2

      she thinks it’s all about the roughest version of things. Lol

  • @benjaminhixson3918
    @benjaminhixson3918 Год назад +20

    Jeans, I’ve been a fan of both of your specials for years, but I’ve been a mommy since around the beginning of covid. You guys have made me laugh and also vomit during some of my hardest times, and I couldn’t imagine getting through the pandemic without YMH. Congrats on 700 episodes Jeans, you’ve got a mommy that can’t wait to watch 700 more ❤

  • @kimblerywhitford821
    @kimblerywhitford821 Год назад +12

    Luke Bryan is the "is he down" mommy. I had to check because I just watched Luke Combs on JRE and was like that can't be the same person 🤣🤣🤣

  • @clueken13
    @clueken13 Год назад +24

    Bertrude should do what Tom did and get fit…it would be epic! So impressed with Daddy Jeans and much love to the main mommy.

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 Год назад +2

      he should say hes going to rehab, disappear for like 6 months or a year and come back shredded.., and then pretend like nothing changed and he's always been in shape

    • @eddo00
      @eddo00 Год назад +4

      @@rogerwilco1777 he cant because if the first movie the machine does well then we'll get fatsronots being done with happy madison

  • @muyspicypepper8258
    @muyspicypepper8258 Год назад +12

    I'm so happy they added the waspes guy to their top list. It lives in my head rent free since they first played it lmao

  • @a.girl.has.no.name_
    @a.girl.has.no.name_ Год назад +6

    Brian is one of my favorite guests hands down!

  • @FWbaracuss
    @FWbaracuss Год назад +87

    I love revisiting old episodes and their highlights. RIp Kevin Samuels, Fed-Smoker and so many other brave men!

  • @YzWords
    @YzWords Год назад +3

    I'm so pumped Brian called out mommy on the apropos use because it's like 25 times an episode for the last like 25 episodes 🤣.

  • @DeeDee-wb6zy
    @DeeDee-wb6zy Год назад +14

    Tom “Sooo…he got arrested. He obviously has some deep psychological trauma and behavioral issues…” 😂😂😂

  • @michael5654
    @michael5654 Год назад +6

    I like how Tom moves up the air guitar fretboard to play a higher note LOL

  • @Dynaraw
    @Dynaraw Год назад +21

    When you have a weekly podcast … the same stories get spoken of frequently 😂

  • @JustinRaySarten
    @JustinRaySarten Год назад +19

    1:08:30 Brian Simpsons line about bret having an intermittent genius was so perfect and it does piss you off cuz it's so true.

  • @monicafiddes4623
    @monicafiddes4623 Год назад +45

    I can't believe it's episode 700 already that's amazing, I can't wait for 700 more. Missing nadav though hope he's doing good wherever he is

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification Год назад +3

      He's out collecting gold for Christika to hide.

    • @tickandslug
      @tickandslug Год назад +4

      He's 100% at rehab for his gambling addiction.

    • @Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
      @Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping Год назад

      He's in a hole rubbing lotion on his skin

    • @aroniscool21
      @aroniscool21 Год назад +1

      Nadav is out using his laugh as sonar to summon whales in the red sea. It's part of his rehab for gambling

  • @link1117
    @link1117 Год назад +2

    When Tom said that Bert was 6 to 7 years older I was shocked. Tbh Tom looks older than Bert! Lmao

    • @flowerasteroid6241
      @flowerasteroid6241 Год назад

      Its the grey hairs on tom and the fact that bert acts like a 5 year old

  • @BEERBOMB113
    @BEERBOMB113 Год назад +5

    Dude I can't look Garth in the face without thinking of Bert's panic attack on Flagrant 😂😂😂 Damn clown Intel! Bernt was having war flashbacks from that prank poor bubba lol

  • @austinsmith5329
    @austinsmith5329 Год назад +8

    1:27:00 Tom and Brians synchronized amazement at how bad the tattoo was 😂

    • @dashinhayes
      @dashinhayes Год назад

      I read this as soon as it happened ctfu

  • @m.a.b.4104
    @m.a.b.4104 Год назад +11

    Great to see Brian back again, one of my favourite YMH guests 👏

  • @misteranon763
    @misteranon763 Год назад +1

    Brian:
    Pretty soon the Bloods and the Crips will have E.M.P's
    😂😂

  • @GrapefruitMcgilicuddy
    @GrapefruitMcgilicuddy Год назад +6

    That first YMH exclusive turned me into a telescope.

  • @Grimlore82
    @Grimlore82 Год назад +2

    The drunk dude in the hotel has me rolling laughing every time I watch 😂!

  • @Lina780
    @Lina780 Год назад +6

    Here’s to another 700 episodes! Keep em high and tight!🎉

  • @bigwill-pn5xc
    @bigwill-pn5xc Год назад +1

    It has been the greatest 700 episodes ever. Been a mommy for a long time and it still makes me laugh. Keep it high and tight all you fgtrtds.

  • @-Ricky_Spanish-
    @-Ricky_Spanish- Год назад +16

    Brian is always a joy. Now that he's a local hope to see him on even more.

  • @bradyfrank3839
    @bradyfrank3839 Год назад +1

    The roof jump will always be my favorite

  • @xoskltnandfriends5923
    @xoskltnandfriends5923 Год назад +21

    Brian is my absolute favorite guest he never disappoints

  • @BSandman
    @BSandman Год назад +5

    This ep cures any depression! On to another 700 eps mommies!

  • @FWbaracuss
    @FWbaracuss Год назад +7

    I miss Blow up doll Christina P. She was so much more fun.

  • @tylerjcranford
    @tylerjcranford Год назад

    "Let me jump off this roof IN MY RAINBOOTS" 😂😂😂

  • @aaronupward
    @aaronupward Год назад +3

    Mt. Pashmore is a great bit between friends lol, and the tattoo is well executed

  • @gehrkedesign
    @gehrkedesign Год назад

    1:06:23 when Tom catches Tina not paying attention in the slightest lmaooo

  • @dcelectric6689
    @dcelectric6689 Год назад +9

    YMH went from talking about farts 💨 and Sharts to Health kicks and gym trips. 😂

    • @Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD
      @Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD Год назад +3

      Doesn't it just inspire you to go out and be the son of a rich dad before touting your workout routine?

    • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
      @conaldeugenepeterson2147 Год назад

      @@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD that’s almost as easy as downplaying other people’s accomplishments.

  • @OggiTr0n
    @OggiTr0n Год назад

    "Is apropos like your word of the day? That's the third time you said it..." 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @cdizzy42069
    @cdizzy42069 Год назад +4

    Brian Simpson is hilarious. I got to see him a few months ago, and it was so good.

    • @spencerharkins2021
      @spencerharkins2021 Год назад

      Same I just saw him last month or so and he slayed so fucking hard . Highly recommend his pod also

  • @brendonkezza9438
    @brendonkezza9438 Год назад

    Oh my god oh my god oh my god I’m here just to report my very first DOUBLE PIPE CLASSIC!! I could almost cry you mommies, it is something special.

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes Год назад +4

    I'm having a rough week, YMH helps a lot, thank you for making me laugh 😁

  • @DickHandy
    @DickHandy Год назад +2

    Missed therapy this morning, but at least I've got the mommies and the cool guys to keep me sane 🔥

  • @troytickle237
    @troytickle237 Год назад +18

    Tom needs his own podcast

  • @TeddyBremmer
    @TeddyBremmer Год назад +1

    1:08:25 "He has this intermittent genius." BS got BARS.

  • @DestryKorth
    @DestryKorth Год назад +4

    TIna chose the only option that leaves you permanently damaged based on not wanting to permanently damage herself

  • @ErikFvonHausen
    @ErikFvonHausen Год назад +1

    There is NOTHING better than "watch for waspuss!"

  • @kenbillingsley9239
    @kenbillingsley9239 Год назад +3

    This show just puts me in a whole other world of happy lol.

  • @easymac24
    @easymac24 Год назад +1

    Anytime I'm feeling down or bad about myself, I just watch Glendale Garry and I'm like "no I'm doing just fine" 🤣

  • @dschlie6669
    @dschlie6669 Год назад +5

    I saw a dude jump from the 3rd floor of a parking garage.
    He bent his knees and then rolled, totally unscathed

    • @gitgenKE
      @gitgenKE Год назад

      He has attained a higher power, controlling your narrative, enter the matrix.

  • @codyhudson1853
    @codyhudson1853 Год назад +2

    Not much brings me joy in life, but you guys breaking down hilarious internet videos, is always a highlight of my day. Genuinely always makes me crack the fuck up

  • @SentientSandbox
    @SentientSandbox Год назад +8

    How many times are we gonna have to hear the whole “Tom was a complete slob when I met him” story. We get it already 😂.

  • @55TheInTIMidator55
    @55TheInTIMidator55 Год назад +1

    That Kevin Samuels clip is legendary.

  • @Chiefkitnmitnz
    @Chiefkitnmitnz Год назад +6

    Congratulations 🎊 👏 700 episodes is huge!

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo Год назад

      Cannot believe I've been here since the mid 300s, like 4 studios ago lol best podcast out there. Not overly political, nice spread of escapism content. A good look at the ridiculousness of most things. Also the nadav laughtrack lmao

    • @Chiefkitnmitnz
      @Chiefkitnmitnz Год назад +2

      @@anthonyzullo same, these people have been a constant through recessions, covid, tragedy, I can always count on them to give me a good laugh.

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo Год назад

      @@Chiefkitnmitnz it doesn't even feel like parasocial with YMH. I've met mommies out in the wild and the way we rally and attack anyone as a group is the best. The content is just good. The whole studio is in on it. Shit feels like family lol the name is so fitting. When I'm gaming I do a character and "let's keep it high and tight, high and tight just like our jeans" mfs that don't even know get pumped by it. Don't tell nadav, mf isn't getting royalties.

  • @jonjonbowers4093
    @jonjonbowers4093 Год назад +1

    I remember downloading the new 150th episode, started listening shortly after 100. But I know for a fact I've listened weekly since 150.
    Congratulations on 700, Mommies. You've definitely morphed my brain for the last 10 years. Demin always high and tight.

  • @Bobby2Stoned
    @Bobby2Stoned Год назад +10

    It's fun realizing the passage of time through YMH clips.

  • @austinkaimalia1273
    @austinkaimalia1273 Год назад +1

    Finally someone called out Christa for her apropos usage. Good going brian

  • @max_coast
    @max_coast Год назад +8

    New cameras in the studio? This shit is powerful crispy and there's some wide open depth of field going on here.

    • @LiottaSeoul
      @LiottaSeoul Год назад +2

      Also really good framing

    • @Stereomike11
      @Stereomike11 Год назад

      Listen to your audience ;).

    • @alwaystru4426
      @alwaystru4426 Год назад

      They finally fixed the light that "fell" on Tom.

  • @kevinl3254
    @kevinl3254 Год назад +1

    Finally someone called out Christine for using apropos all the time.

  • @philesq9595
    @philesq9595 Год назад +3

    I dig Brian for the exact reason the mommies said: he's got a unique perspective on top of being funny.
    Great episode!

  • @theboogeyman9813
    @theboogeyman9813 Год назад +1

    I'm not sold on the product until I know she can take a Liquid Death can in the back door.

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes Год назад +9

    I'm always in a good mood watching YMH.

  • @ScottMikles
    @ScottMikles Год назад

    The look Tom gets in his eyes when Garth speaks or comes into view is one of my favorite things in the world.
    Love you two. Stay up

  • @DailyDriftingVirtual
    @DailyDriftingVirtual Год назад +3

    Get well Nadav, we're praying for you to get better.
    Just remember in gambling there are 2 types of people, winners and quitters

  • @DUMBERTHANYOUTHINK
    @DUMBERTHANYOUTHINK Год назад +1

    Christina's Tattoo is the Sick Of It All (band) dragon

  • @trevor_r
    @trevor_r Год назад +4

    Christina doesn't get enough credit for how fucking funny she is, her backdoor answer had me pausing I was laughing so hard

  • @dtroutmann
    @dtroutmann Год назад

    "Is he down?" best one

  • @terrygeil
    @terrygeil Год назад +10

    For anyone who hasn’t seen the original Hot Sauce Is The Best clip from 2B1C, it’s ep. 119 at 1:03:50.

  • @chasetenen4456
    @chasetenen4456 Год назад +1

    One night where you have to say yes to everything Glendale Gary asks, or your knees buckle like that one 4-year-old. Go.

  • @ashleysartattack5600
    @ashleysartattack5600 Год назад +7

    Omg! I was just thinking, I hope they have Brian Simpson on again! He’s from my hometown and he’s so funny! 😂

  • @ImJake50
    @ImJake50 Год назад +1

    They should have included in the top 100 segment the guy who’s like “I’m MID WORKOUT BRO what the fuck, stop harassing me” the fedsmoker reincarnate

  • @nightangelx1513
    @nightangelx1513 Год назад +2

    The downfall of daddy lalagon was a sad plot twist

  • @Omni-King2099
    @Omni-King2099 Год назад +17

    My #1 episode was the one with Andrew Tate.... So many gems, and Tom spewed coffee from laughter, incredible ep!!!

    • @Dubaroo99
      @Dubaroo99 Год назад

      "Listen.... Bitch" - Andrew Tate

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage Год назад

      Too bad the guy is a verified asshat and most likely an actual criminal.

  • @truechizable
    @truechizable Год назад +1

    First clip was my favorite, Rest In Peace. Was a breath of fresh air for sure

  • @FWbaracuss
    @FWbaracuss Год назад +4

    Now we can finally hear about how Tom made it rain on the rain man.

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun Год назад +1

    This ep is like when the hungover substitute teacher puts on the video and hits that light switch lol a trip down memory lane

  • @TheTbovine11
    @TheTbovine11 Год назад +4

    Brian Simpson bringing up the deepfake twitch drama was not what I expected to hear today 😂

    • @IansPoorChoices
      @IansPoorChoices Год назад

      Lmaoo fr, he was kinda wrong too but that’s what happens when headlines spread around

    • @HerpsOnDerps
      @HerpsOnDerps Год назад

      Came to the comments for this. Never thought I’d get Atrioc news on ymh

  • @Gearhart_Music
    @Gearhart_Music Год назад

    "Watch for waaspus" was one of my all time favorites.

  • @erickpahua52
    @erickpahua52 Год назад +3

    Here's to another 700 and more! Touch my camera through the fence❤

  • @viperactual-so2uj
    @viperactual-so2uj Год назад

    The dude shit-whipping a tie touch with his face off the roof is one of the greatest clips ever.......of all time

  • @yourmommy17
    @yourmommy17 Год назад

    "I'm just gon be respectful until I find out what's what" - I wish more people would

  • @error404blah
    @error404blah Год назад +2

    Happy 700, Hilters

  • @jackburgin9067
    @jackburgin9067 Год назад

    I personally want to thank whoever it was that put the "anyhow"/"be happy"/ "hwueh" guy on Zedge . It my text tone and I love it. Thanks mommy or jeans.