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I once had to do a self-evaluation for work. I thought it was dumb, so I ran a section through Google Translate about 50 times. It was about like this. "I will not use the table floor until the table is in the sun" stuck with me. Also one sentence became "Please help me answer questions correctly" which was surprisingly apt
I've seen stuff like, "are you sure about this" ...as if the engine was getting cranky with me! Of course, that was after running through all the latin languages, topped off with Esperanto, dashed with Somalian, & cut back & forth betwixt traditional Chinese & Japanese... 🤖👍
I love how they did voice acting for the commentary's text that was also translated. And it sounds like there are a few funny ones scattered throughout the entire thing.
Man the credits make me cry so much this night. When the stream is over i need to rewind this part many times to look the credits name or the lyrics and laugh more and more.
the GlaDOS and turret voices are done by good lads at deadwater gaming. They're a machinima/gaming channel of two dudes who mostly these days play half life mods.
Mod author here, I should clarify something - Portal: Google Translate Edition was released *BEFORE* Gilbert Gottfried's death. I would never knowingly use the voice of a recently dead celebrity for comedic value. I have just updated Portal: GTE and removed his voice from the developer commentary out of respect. I do apologize for not thinking to do this sooner after he had passed. Anyway, thanks so much Vinny for once again playing a mod of mine!
Honestly, I think Gilbert woulda wanted that way anyways. I mean he was doing bizarre cameo jobs near the end, so it's not like it's outta character at all.
I think Gilbert would have been happy to record this himself honestly. A good friend of mine’s band hired him on Cameo to record a few things like vocals for a cover of “another dimension” by the beastie boys and he was really happy to do it and charged nearly nothing for it. He was such an incredible person.
The part where they talked about the relationship between the container, the head, and the rest of the head was without a doubt one of the best literatures I've tasted
I work for a company whose ceo thinks its a good idea to get devs, aka.. me, to translate all of the text in the app via google translate. My github commit headers have consisted of things like "we should be automating this" and "nobody german man can read this"
It took me until the end of Chamber 14 to realize there’s a clip of the HL1 scientist from the other google translate mod repeatedly telling you “Napkin Story”
58:46 I remember this part of the stream, we were all so mad when Glados revealed that the whole chat had mobilized to New York to play Portugal. We had to call it off because it was supposed to be a surprise for Boonty. First time I'd been outside in months...
I google translated Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System: it gave me Genetic presence in the operating system of the disc, so glados is actually called gpitosotd
Cake is brain dimension Pros: No adpocalypse, Better economy, less internet restrictions, better health care, Vinny has two hats instead of one and Half life 3 is out while TF2 is enjoying it's newest update and fixes Cons: V-Dub and A-Dub have fused into the ultimate being and are trying to recreate the resonance Cascade from Half life 1
Some favorites from the credits of mine are -my boss -the moon -Irish aspirin -Pain Brain -American gibby Just to name a few all of these fellas worked on this game Edit: 1:05:24 "i am writing languages" so true my man so true
well for most of human history orange was just called red, i think some languages still do this, so in the process of running it back and forth through translations it's lost.
@@robertwyatt3912 ya pretty much, idk why they didn't name all the colors properly, i think most shades of green, pink and purple were also just called blue or red as well.
I used to string rackets at big international badminton tournaments, so I needed multi-lingual posters for the players - translating from English to and then back again was a good way to gauge the accuracy... and it led to some completely insane nonsense that I kinda wish I'd put on the posters🤣🤣
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ruclips.net/video/7y1OKMWNXaw/видео.html link to that wonderful cave johnson speech
I love that “mouse sensitivity” became “rat intelligence”
I can't stop laughing at this 🐀
Well, rats do have a lot of emotional intelligence, so it only makes sense.
What a glorious translation
When Vinny turned it down my immediate thought was "sucks to be Algernon right now."
lmao that's great.
This is basically what Glados would have been like if Apature kept the old plan to keep Weatley attached to make her stupid.
Aperture*
@@_waymin Aprature**
*Archipelago
Americans***
@@AROAH Argentina*
Cave's robot rant will become a staple of Vinesauce history.
anyone got the time stamp
@@RUclipsPizzer I dont think he's talking about burgers... 1:07:00
@@RUclipsPizzer 1:06:55 I think
I need to know where that is in full
anyone know where the original video of it is from? I need to have it
The radio playing the Hong Kong 97 theme is an awesome touch.
A lot of the ambient tracks have Hong Kong 97 hidden in them as well
it's "I Love Beijing Tiananmen"
@@pauloricardo-wn6ps oh thanks. Never heard its name before.
the labored breathing in the dev commentary really sells it
Fun fact. Did you know that Portugal is actually the relatively unknown prequel to Brazil? It's true!
I read that in Integza's voice
the demon's souls to brazil's dark souls
Angola must be dlc
@@vepply Angola was a part of the expansion pass alongside Cape Verde, São Tomé & Príncipe, Mozambique, and Macau.
@@officernealy I heard they pulled Timor-Leste for a while, glad it got brought back
if only Vinny listened to the Cake core longer, he'd learn about its opinion on fish
A copy of how to kill someone with your bare hands
THE FISH IS STRAIGHT UP RUBBISH
and 𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓪
5:20 I'm pretty sure if you called Gabe, Gabby, he would deck you in the chin.
With a Steam Deck.
Probably lol.
I'll gladly accept a stimdik to the chin
I'll do it if I get to keep the Steam Deck
I will now proceed to call him Gabby Novolin.
I once had to do a self-evaluation for work. I thought it was dumb, so I ran a section through Google Translate about 50 times. It was about like this. "I will not use the table floor until the table is in the sun" stuck with me. Also one sentence became "Please help me answer questions correctly" which was surprisingly apt
I've seen stuff like, "are you sure about this" ...as if the engine was getting cranky with me! Of course, that was after running through all the latin languages, topped off with Esperanto, dashed with Somalian, & cut back & forth betwixt traditional Chinese & Japanese... 🤖👍
@@favoritemustard3542 interesting word soup recipe, could use a drizzle of Yoruba tho
I love how they did voice acting for the commentary's text that was also translated. And it sounds like there are a few funny ones scattered throughout the entire thing.
I love how "Turret" became "Turt" and so then it became "Turtle" and "Tortoise"
Mouse speed = rat intelligence
omg I never thought vinesauce and deadwater gaming would cross over in this way
same here man
Yeah finally, deadwater gaming are rly funny lads.
i love them so much
Haha yes, my main man's dead water gaming and vinesauce vinny crossed over!!! Awesome sauce colab!
Man the credits make me cry so much this night. When the stream is over i need to rewind this part many times to look the credits name or the lyrics and laugh more and more.
I forgot how talkative portal 1 was
Also find it funny how Gordon's name was called Cicero in the half life 1 Google translate and he's mentioned here
I want me some Cicero Milk
hello pip
@@DarkClaws914 Yo
the GlaDOS and turret voices are done by good lads at deadwater gaming. They're a machinima/gaming channel of two dudes who mostly these days play half life mods.
Deadwater Gaming (MahoganyCrafter (GlaDOS) and Timbleweebs (Turret)) are massively underrated. They are so funny.
Love how [blue portal fired] turned into [Original shooting of Gon's Gate]
Who the fuck is Gon and why are we shooting his gate 😂
i think it’s actually “Primary portal fired”, explaining the “original”
Vinny went to Brazil's penal colony, now he has to pay for his actions by watching ads
1:07:24 the only robot we know at Aperture who is both walking _and_ talking is the party escort, therefore...? 🧐
My favourite line so far is Cicero saying something about Pompey installing drivers, and Vinny interpreting it as a riddle
The Cave Johnson rant at the end had me cracking up
I can't find it as a standalone clip anywhere :(
I hate that Vinny didn't get to see "Ayo someone cut the bread"
he also missed " _white boy_ "
He would have loved it
And THIS FISH IS STRAIGHT RUBBISH
40:12 I can't stop laughing at the unnecessary reverb on Chet Faliszak
Mod author here, I should clarify something -
Portal: Google Translate Edition was released *BEFORE* Gilbert Gottfried's death. I would never knowingly use the voice of a recently dead celebrity for comedic value. I have just updated Portal: GTE and removed his voice from the developer commentary out of respect. I do apologize for not thinking to do this sooner after he had passed.
Anyway, thanks so much Vinny for once again playing a mod of mine!
I didn’t really think it was that big of an issue but good on you for making a change so quick. The mod is hilarious
Honestly, I think Gilbert woulda wanted that way anyways. I mean he was doing bizarre cameo jobs near the end, so it's not like it's outta character at all.
damn that's pretty cucked of you bro
I think Gilbert would have been happy to record this himself honestly. A good friend of mine’s band hired him on Cameo to record a few things like vocals for a cover of “another dimension” by the beastie boys and he was really happy to do it and charged nearly nothing for it. He was such an incredible person.
as a portuguese person seeing the thumbnail pop up on my feed... was a feeling i can't really describe.
i love how the longer vinny is exposed to this word salad nonsense the more he makes his own nonsense
Vinny forgot to read the "Can of Disease" and "Poison Milk" xD
God its even more nightmarish than I could have hoped
I always knew Portal was missing something, turns out it was [Strong baseball] and [Powerful soccer]
The part where they talked about the relationship between the container, the head, and the rest of the head was without a doubt one of the best literatures I've tasted
Vinny accidently completing some puzzles in completely unhinged ways is so... Vinny.
42:01 it's like they're all characters in super smash brothers melee
Sounds more N64 to me, but idk
@@TheRaziz321321 you could be right. I'm actually not very familiar with both games
my favorite are under the section titled "rat intelligence"
"rude input"
"must eat acceleration"
"ape app ap app app"
The cake is a brain 🎂
Gotta love this classic meme
25:29 the same year that my mom got cancer, she had a tumor in her esophagus.
I work for a company whose ceo thinks its a good idea to get devs, aka.. me, to translate all of the text in the app via google translate. My github commit headers have consisted of things like "we should be automating this" and "nobody german man can read this"
Somebody once told me "That might be some kind of green sewer. Come on, wipe your face everywhere." and I never got it until now.
It took me until the end of Chamber 14 to realize there’s a clip of the HL1 scientist from the other google translate mod repeatedly telling you “Napkin Story”
Hell yeah, time to play some Portugal!!! EDIT: Ten seconds in and I've forgotten the English language.
58:46 "I like to point out that the chat is approaching."
[Trip to England]
Not sure why chat's coming here instead of Portugal, but okay.
Thank you for working with this money launderer!
Shijo Booth
Portugal 2 when
Brazil already exists, silly
@@31Topsecret im not going to Brazil
It’s in development right now as far as I’m aware.
@@EvilTurkeySlices Brazil has been in open beta for a while now..
Yeah
I need the cave Johnson robot rant in isolation for my friend who is obsessed with the idea of sex robots and loves portal 2
Never would I have predicted an accidental semi-deadwater gaming cameo on a vinny vacnesauce stream.
It’s unfortunate the secret third member didn’t make an appearance.
Timestamp?
@@AngryTrafficCone the whole video pretty much. They voice Glados(Mahogany) and the turrets(Timble)
Cave Johnson has his priorities in front of him and he’s pursuing his dreams.
i can't get over "rutman dunn"
58:46 I remember this part of the stream, we were all so mad when Glados revealed that the whole chat had mobilized to New York to play Portugal. We had to call it off because it was supposed to be a surprise for Boonty. First time I'd been outside in months...
[Trip to England], did they get lost?
18:27 it sounds like chills was narrating that for a moment
Missed opportunity to go into momma house
This... is gonna be *_DEVASTATING_*
Why is futzing with GoogleTranslate until it moos like a duck & quacks like a cow so enjoyable?
almost in tears over the 'oh, you guys' in the credits
edit: Thank you for working with this money launderer!
Did anyone notice the music playing on the radio was „Wo ai Bei Jing Tian an men“ From the hit game Hong Kong 97?
holy shit the still alive translation was amazing
I absolutely *love* the soundtrack in this.
Thank you for working with this money launderer!
The dev commentary is a total trip.
And this is coming from someone who loves stuff like that,
I google translated Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System: it gave me Genetic presence in the operating system of the disc, so glados is actually called gpitosotd
I just wanna talk to whoever thought it would be funny to play the Hong Kong 97 music the whole time.
Cake is brain dimension
Pros: No adpocalypse, Better economy, less internet restrictions, better health care, Vinny has two hats instead of one and Half life 3 is out while TF2 is enjoying it's newest update and fixes
Cons: V-Dub and A-Dub have fused into the ultimate being and are trying to recreate the resonance Cascade from Half life 1
I only see pros here.
Did he really forget this super unique, wonderful melody at 19:10 and where it's from?
song is called self esteem fund
1:04:41 Just want to point out there are people in the credits named "Dad" and "My boss"
The credits at the end were so funny they made my temples hurt from laughing. "A woman with a bucket" and "cow hair" were great.
My favorite was just "huh"
Half of London, Irish aspirin and an Iraqi submarine were also involved.
The famous legal team of three coconuts deserves a mention too.
"Starting tomorrow, the road _will_ rest."
I'm using that.
Shame he missed "the floor will die for you", that's my favorite line so far
“Bury the iffy scaffold on the horns of a scorpion eagle. I don’t think it should be exposed to this lie.”
Monument Mythos dialogue
Mars Volta lyrics
Clutch the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalcy
Curse you, Portugal! I always knew the Chamber of Commerce was going to get us sooner or later.
We need a version of Portal 2 where Cave Johnson is obsessed with selling insurance.
Why is Vinny playing my country
Some favorites from the credits of mine are
-my boss
-the moon
-Irish aspirin
-Pain Brain
-American gibby
Just to name a few all of these fellas worked on this game
Edit: 1:05:24 "i am writing languages" so true my man so true
"Thank you for working with this money launderer!"
"I'd like to point out that chat is approaching"
chat will consume
[Trip to England]
The ending still alive cover was amazing
Closest we'll get to a vinny and deadwater gaming collab.
fr bro
OH MY GOD
I WAS WAITING FOR BLING BLING BOY TO PLAY THIS
25:48 2007 kids are 16 now though...
Now you're thinking in Portuguese.
First time I heard the radio I thought Megalovania was playing
I like to point out that the chat is approaching.
[Pedestrian rotation]
You know you've done a good job designing your puzzle when screwing it up is nearly not as easy as solving it correctly.
I think the most cursed thing about this mod is that it calls the orange portals *“RED PORTALS”*
well for most of human history orange was just called red, i think some languages still do this, so in the process of running it back and forth through translations it's lost.
@@orektez most of human history is WRONG and CRINGE for calling it red.
@Robert Wyatt Most of human history is wrong and cringe for a lot of other reasons too.
@@robertwyatt3912 ya pretty much, idk why they didn't name all the colors properly, i think most shades of green, pink and purple were also just called blue or red as well.
@@alfiehicks1 most for calling it red, though
Just saw it describe a sound as: "Sony Cryptacular Atmospheric Black Metal" (38:58)
... I love this!
Ok these peripheral names are getting seriously out of hand.
@@AMentalFailure That's just one of the color options
Damn that’s a great song idea
Hong Kong 97 on the radio is making me lose my mind
The Cicero family were very heavily involved there
Love him or hate him, you gotta admit Cave Johnson was spitting facts at the end.
I like how it sometimes spells out source stutter sounds
Finally, some conformation that I'm legally old enough to watch Twitch.
"i actually uuuh.. trashbin. My name isn't trashbin!" -Vinny 2023
getting some strong E.Y.E vibes from Chet Faliszek at 40:13
if they ever make portal 2 translated, (they wont, way too much dialogue) it better be called brazil (the sequel to portugal)
they did but its called portugal 2
I need that Cave Johnson sexbot monologue video NOW!
It's in Portal 2: Google Translated Edition
31:39 NAPKIN STORY!!!
that faint dialogue got me of guard
I used to string rackets at big international badminton tournaments, so I needed multi-lingual posters for the players - translating from English to and then back again was a good way to gauge the accuracy... and it led to some completely insane nonsense that I kinda wish I'd put on the posters🤣🤣
We gotta give props to the guy who attempted to sing the translated Still Alive lmao.
Portal is turning 20 in 4 years
My god
[Pope Music]
1:05:54 Thank you for working with this money launderer!
8:16 "Chamber Of Commerce"
Elevator canoe
This game taught me more about the Portugese movement than 12 years of American basic education.
[I’m overwhelmed]