[Vinesauce] Vinny - Portal: Google Translated

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @vinesaucefullsauce
    @vinesaucefullsauce  Год назад +117

    You can get a replay of the chat on RUclips with the ChatReplay Extension on your browser:
    Chrome Extension (Compatible with Edge) ► chatreplay.stream/chrome
    Firefox Add-on ► chatreplay.stream/firefox
    Use this link if you don't want the extension, are on mobile, or want theater mode ► chatreplay.stream/watch?v=rK7ugDiDhsc

    • @aeyde
      @aeyde Год назад

      yes

    • @thedude0000-b2j
      @thedude0000-b2j Год назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/7y1OKMWNXaw/видео.html link to that wonderful cave johnson speech

  • @renny_alt
    @renny_alt Год назад +2346

    I love that “mouse sensitivity” became “rat intelligence”

    • @raccoonlad
      @raccoonlad Год назад +2

      I can't stop laughing at this 🐀

    • @ardenharan2201
      @ardenharan2201 Год назад +162

      Well, rats do have a lot of emotional intelligence, so it only makes sense.

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 Год назад +56

      What a glorious translation

    • @graysongdl
      @graysongdl Год назад +52

      When Vinny turned it down my immediate thought was "sucks to be Algernon right now."

    • @Messier__
      @Messier__ Год назад +6

      lmao that's great.

  • @CeHee123
    @CeHee123 Год назад +1004

    This is basically what Glados would have been like if Apature kept the old plan to keep Weatley attached to make her stupid.

  • @legendarycryptid2629
    @legendarycryptid2629 Год назад +949

    Cave's robot rant will become a staple of Vinesauce history.

    • @YoutubePizzer
      @YoutubePizzer Год назад +38

      anyone got the time stamp

    • @AgentWash
      @AgentWash Год назад +66

      @@RUclipsPizzer I dont think he's talking about burgers... 1:07:00

    • @bouncypear_net
      @bouncypear_net Год назад +37

      @@RUclipsPizzer 1:06:55 I think

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical Год назад +17

      I need to know where that is in full

    • @andylau5846
      @andylau5846 Год назад +15

      anyone know where the original video of it is from? I need to have it

  • @bearmandev
    @bearmandev Год назад +324

    The radio playing the Hong Kong 97 theme is an awesome touch.

    • @NeonBeeCat
      @NeonBeeCat Год назад +22

      A lot of the ambient tracks have Hong Kong 97 hidden in them as well

    • @pauloricardo-wn6ps
      @pauloricardo-wn6ps Год назад +17

      it's "I Love Beijing Tiananmen"

    • @bearmandev
      @bearmandev Год назад +2

      @@pauloricardo-wn6ps oh thanks. Never heard its name before.

  • @PandaPelley
    @PandaPelley Год назад +285

    the labored breathing in the dev commentary really sells it

  • @officernealy
    @officernealy Год назад +910

    Fun fact. Did you know that Portugal is actually the relatively unknown prequel to Brazil? It's true!

    • @fuarkYT
      @fuarkYT Год назад +8

      I read that in Integza's voice

    • @papermartin879
      @papermartin879 Год назад +50

      the demon's souls to brazil's dark souls

    • @vepply
      @vepply Год назад +26

      Angola must be dlc

    • @officernealy
      @officernealy Год назад +28

      @@vepply Angola was a part of the expansion pass alongside Cape Verde, São Tomé & Príncipe, Mozambique, and Macau.

    • @dymaxion3988
      @dymaxion3988 Год назад +11

      @@officernealy I heard they pulled Timor-Leste for a while, glad it got brought back

  • @spongebot64
    @spongebot64 Год назад +274

    if only Vinny listened to the Cake core longer, he'd learn about its opinion on fish

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Год назад +27

      A copy of how to kill someone with your bare hands

    • @germtm.
      @germtm. Год назад +57

      THE FISH IS STRAIGHT UP RUBBISH

    • @01laki10
      @01laki10 Год назад

      and 𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓪

  • @BloodWraith777
    @BloodWraith777 Год назад +300

    5:20 I'm pretty sure if you called Gabe, Gabby, he would deck you in the chin.
    With a Steam Deck.

    • @derpstick5467
      @derpstick5467 Год назад +13

      Probably lol.

    • @DonkeyKongJr
      @DonkeyKongJr Год назад

      I'll gladly accept a stimdik to the chin

    • @ErdrickHero
      @ErdrickHero Год назад +8

      I'll do it if I get to keep the Steam Deck

    • @JeremyFinch42
      @JeremyFinch42 Год назад +4

      I will now proceed to call him Gabby Novolin.

  • @ebnertra0004
    @ebnertra0004 Год назад +287

    I once had to do a self-evaluation for work. I thought it was dumb, so I ran a section through Google Translate about 50 times. It was about like this. "I will not use the table floor until the table is in the sun" stuck with me. Also one sentence became "Please help me answer questions correctly" which was surprisingly apt

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +27

      I've seen stuff like, "are you sure about this" ...as if the engine was getting cranky with me! Of course, that was after running through all the latin languages, topped off with Esperanto, dashed with Somalian, & cut back & forth betwixt traditional Chinese & Japanese... 🤖👍

    • @GoogleUser-ms6hr
      @GoogleUser-ms6hr Год назад +11

      ​@@favoritemustard3542 interesting word soup recipe, could use a drizzle of Yoruba tho

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem Год назад +201

    I love how they did voice acting for the commentary's text that was also translated. And it sounds like there are a few funny ones scattered throughout the entire thing.

  • @musicsheep9816
    @musicsheep9816 Год назад +94

    I love how "Turret" became "Turt" and so then it became "Turtle" and "Tortoise"

  • @Taikunable
    @Taikunable Год назад +165

    Mouse speed = rat intelligence

  • @TheJargonKing
    @TheJargonKing Год назад +160

    omg I never thought vinesauce and deadwater gaming would cross over in this way

    • @wormaheldharrier3122
      @wormaheldharrier3122 Год назад +20

      same here man

    • @KalimbaTV985
      @KalimbaTV985 Год назад +23

      Yeah finally, deadwater gaming are rly funny lads.

    • @cascamidland
      @cascamidland Год назад +9

      i love them so much

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Год назад +5

      Haha yes, my main man's dead water gaming and vinesauce vinny crossed over!!! Awesome sauce colab!

  • @darthfelipe6620
    @darthfelipe6620 Год назад +111

    Man the credits make me cry so much this night. When the stream is over i need to rewind this part many times to look the credits name or the lyrics and laugh more and more.

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip Год назад +207

    I forgot how talkative portal 1 was
    Also find it funny how Gordon's name was called Cicero in the half life 1 Google translate and he's mentioned here

  • @DissedRedEngie
    @DissedRedEngie Год назад +37

    the GlaDOS and turret voices are done by good lads at deadwater gaming. They're a machinima/gaming channel of two dudes who mostly these days play half life mods.

    • @DrJeffDev
      @DrJeffDev Год назад +6

      Deadwater Gaming (MahoganyCrafter (GlaDOS) and Timbleweebs (Turret)) are massively underrated. They are so funny.

  • @intron9
    @intron9 Год назад +63

    Love how [blue portal fired] turned into [Original shooting of Gon's Gate]

    • @NateCraven318
      @NateCraven318 Год назад +10

      Who the fuck is Gon and why are we shooting his gate 😂

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k Год назад +5

      i think it’s actually “Primary portal fired”, explaining the “original”

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 Год назад +92

    Vinny went to Brazil's penal colony, now he has to pay for his actions by watching ads

  • @bigprovola
    @bigprovola Год назад +19

    1:07:24 the only robot we know at Aperture who is both walking _and_ talking is the party escort, therefore...? 🧐

  • @dymaxion3988
    @dymaxion3988 Год назад +40

    My favourite line so far is Cicero saying something about Pompey installing drivers, and Vinny interpreting it as a riddle

  • @SeedyZ
    @SeedyZ Год назад +49

    The Cave Johnson rant at the end had me cracking up

    • @MarkusNemesis
      @MarkusNemesis Год назад +2

      I can't find it as a standalone clip anywhere :(

  • @MisterSheeple
    @MisterSheeple Год назад +70

    I hate that Vinny didn't get to see "Ayo someone cut the bread"

  • @combineadvisor572
    @combineadvisor572 Год назад +25

    40:12 I can't stop laughing at the unnecessary reverb on Chet Faliszak

  • @BinkusTheTrinkus
    @BinkusTheTrinkus Год назад +178

    Mod author here, I should clarify something -
    Portal: Google Translate Edition was released *BEFORE* Gilbert Gottfried's death. I would never knowingly use the voice of a recently dead celebrity for comedic value. I have just updated Portal: GTE and removed his voice from the developer commentary out of respect. I do apologize for not thinking to do this sooner after he had passed.
    Anyway, thanks so much Vinny for once again playing a mod of mine!

    • @CUTTS_23
      @CUTTS_23 Год назад +40

      I didn’t really think it was that big of an issue but good on you for making a change so quick. The mod is hilarious

    • @michaelslowmin
      @michaelslowmin Год назад +55

      Honestly, I think Gilbert woulda wanted that way anyways. I mean he was doing bizarre cameo jobs near the end, so it's not like it's outta character at all.

    • @Frodudus
      @Frodudus Год назад +1

      damn that's pretty cucked of you bro

    • @JaylynCoffin
      @JaylynCoffin Год назад +28

      I think Gilbert would have been happy to record this himself honestly. A good friend of mine’s band hired him on Cameo to record a few things like vocals for a cover of “another dimension” by the beastie boys and he was really happy to do it and charged nearly nothing for it. He was such an incredible person.

  • @HannaYuuki
    @HannaYuuki Год назад +51

    as a portuguese person seeing the thumbnail pop up on my feed... was a feeling i can't really describe.

  • @jamieg1907
    @jamieg1907 Год назад +49

    i love how the longer vinny is exposed to this word salad nonsense the more he makes his own nonsense

  • @Silver_Swan_MK2
    @Silver_Swan_MK2 Год назад +35

    Vinny forgot to read the "Can of Disease" and "Poison Milk" xD

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt Год назад +68

    God its even more nightmarish than I could have hoped

  • @Oddmartian2
    @Oddmartian2 Год назад +8

    I always knew Portal was missing something, turns out it was [Strong baseball] and [Powerful soccer]

  • @AMentalFailure
    @AMentalFailure Год назад +16

    The part where they talked about the relationship between the container, the head, and the rest of the head was without a doubt one of the best literatures I've tasted

  • @nozzzzy
    @nozzzzy Год назад +20

    Vinny accidently completing some puzzles in completely unhinged ways is so... Vinny.

  • @metashrew
    @metashrew Год назад +20

    42:01 it's like they're all characters in super smash brothers melee

    • @TheRaziz321321
      @TheRaziz321321 Год назад +3

      Sounds more N64 to me, but idk

    • @metashrew
      @metashrew Год назад +2

      @@TheRaziz321321 you could be right. I'm actually not very familiar with both games

  • @bsodcat
    @bsodcat Год назад +15

    my favorite are under the section titled "rat intelligence"
    "rude input"
    "must eat acceleration"

  • @sainoflycianleague4170
    @sainoflycianleague4170 Год назад +49

    The cake is a brain 🎂
    Gotta love this classic meme

  • @Wadethewallaby2001
    @Wadethewallaby2001 16 дней назад +1

    25:29 the same year that my mom got cancer, she had a tumor in her esophagus.

  • @samsammich8465
    @samsammich8465 Год назад +25

    I work for a company whose ceo thinks its a good idea to get devs, aka.. me, to translate all of the text in the app via google translate. My github commit headers have consisted of things like "we should be automating this" and "nobody german man can read this"

  • @0KylePrior0
    @0KylePrior0 Год назад +22

    Somebody once told me "That might be some kind of green sewer. Come on, wipe your face everywhere." and I never got it until now.

  • @chilidog2469
    @chilidog2469 Год назад +4

    It took me until the end of Chamber 14 to realize there’s a clip of the HL1 scientist from the other google translate mod repeatedly telling you “Napkin Story”

  • @effluviah7544
    @effluviah7544 Год назад +32

    Hell yeah, time to play some Portugal!!! EDIT: Ten seconds in and I've forgotten the English language.

  • @FamusJamus
    @FamusJamus Год назад +23

    58:46 "I like to point out that the chat is approaching."
    [Trip to England]
    Not sure why chat's coming here instead of Portugal, but okay.

  • @ChicDead26
    @ChicDead26 Год назад +3

    Thank you for working with this money launderer!
    Shijo Booth

  • @simplename1064
    @simplename1064 Год назад +44

    Portugal 2 when

    • @31Topsecret
      @31Topsecret Год назад +15

      Brazil already exists, silly

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 Год назад +1

      @@31Topsecret im not going to Brazil

    • @EvilTurkeySlices
      @EvilTurkeySlices Год назад +4

      It’s in development right now as far as I’m aware.

    • @Swinsl
      @Swinsl 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@EvilTurkeySlices Brazil has been in open beta for a while now..

    • @colonelclev4500
      @colonelclev4500 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley Год назад +60

    I need the cave Johnson robot rant in isolation for my friend who is obsessed with the idea of sex robots and loves portal 2

  • @blossominglilac160
    @blossominglilac160 Год назад +25

    Never would I have predicted an accidental semi-deadwater gaming cameo on a vinny vacnesauce stream.

    • @EvilTurkeySlices
      @EvilTurkeySlices Год назад +4

      It’s unfortunate the secret third member didn’t make an appearance.

    • @AngryTrafficCone
      @AngryTrafficCone Год назад

      Timestamp?

    • @EvilTurkeySlices
      @EvilTurkeySlices Год назад +3

      @@AngryTrafficCone the whole video pretty much. They voice Glados(Mahogany) and the turrets(Timble)

  • @BigEvy
    @BigEvy Год назад +20

    Cave Johnson has his priorities in front of him and he’s pursuing his dreams.

  • @laughercake3156
    @laughercake3156 Год назад +8

    i can't get over "rutman dunn"

  • @imofftomars9344
    @imofftomars9344 Год назад +6

    58:46 I remember this part of the stream, we were all so mad when Glados revealed that the whole chat had mobilized to New York to play Portugal. We had to call it off because it was supposed to be a surprise for Boonty. First time I'd been outside in months...

  • @RNoctowl
    @RNoctowl Год назад +8

    18:27 it sounds like chills was narrating that for a moment

  • @vadnegru
    @vadnegru Год назад +4

    Missed opportunity to go into momma house

  • @favoritemustard3542
    @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +27

    This... is gonna be *_DEVASTATING_*
    Why is futzing with GoogleTranslate until it moos like a duck & quacks like a cow so enjoyable?

  • @bl00dberry
    @bl00dberry Год назад +4

    almost in tears over the 'oh, you guys' in the credits
    edit: Thank you for working with this money launderer!

  • @hyperpas
    @hyperpas Год назад +2

    Did anyone notice the music playing on the radio was „Wo ai Bei Jing Tian an men“ From the hit game Hong Kong 97?

  • @canariawing
    @canariawing Год назад +4

    holy shit the still alive translation was amazing

  • @Filthma
    @Filthma Год назад +6

    I absolutely *love* the soundtrack in this.

  • @YesterdaysMinder
    @YesterdaysMinder Год назад +4

    Thank you for working with this money launderer!

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 Год назад +1

    The dev commentary is a total trip.
    And this is coming from someone who loves stuff like that,

  • @chilliplayz1306
    @chilliplayz1306 Год назад +3

    I google translated Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System: it gave me Genetic presence in the operating system of the disc, so glados is actually called gpitosotd

  • @saintsea-hat7891
    @saintsea-hat7891 Год назад +8

    I just wanna talk to whoever thought it would be funny to play the Hong Kong 97 music the whole time.

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip Год назад +47

    Cake is brain dimension
    Pros: No adpocalypse, Better economy, less internet restrictions, better health care, Vinny has two hats instead of one and Half life 3 is out while TF2 is enjoying it's newest update and fixes
    Cons: V-Dub and A-Dub have fused into the ultimate being and are trying to recreate the resonance Cascade from Half life 1

  • @fonsocat4517
    @fonsocat4517 Год назад +11

    Did he really forget this super unique, wonderful melody at 19:10 and where it's from?

    • @copperplat
      @copperplat Год назад +4

      song is called self esteem fund

  • @psiseven
    @psiseven Год назад +3

    1:04:41 Just want to point out there are people in the credits named "Dad" and "My boss"

  • @The_Boctor
    @The_Boctor Год назад +8

    The credits at the end were so funny they made my temples hurt from laughing. "A woman with a bucket" and "cow hair" were great.

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle Год назад

      My favorite was just "huh"

    • @SuborbitalPigeon
      @SuborbitalPigeon Год назад +2

      Half of London, Irish aspirin and an Iraqi submarine were also involved.
      The famous legal team of three coconuts deserves a mention too.

  • @bearmandev
    @bearmandev Год назад +8

    "Starting tomorrow, the road _will_ rest."
    I'm using that.

  • @aaaaanotthebees
    @aaaaanotthebees Год назад +4

    Shame he missed "the floor will die for you", that's my favorite line so far

  • @MechanicGopher
    @MechanicGopher Год назад +13

    “Bury the iffy scaffold on the horns of a scorpion eagle. I don’t think it should be exposed to this lie.”
    Monument Mythos dialogue

  • @ardenharan2201
    @ardenharan2201 Год назад +3

    Curse you, Portugal! I always knew the Chamber of Commerce was going to get us sooner or later.

  • @ErdrickHero
    @ErdrickHero Год назад +4

    We need a version of Portal 2 where Cave Johnson is obsessed with selling insurance.

  • @mainsmain
    @mainsmain Год назад +4

    Why is Vinny playing my country

  • @klaus.sfc01official30
    @klaus.sfc01official30 Год назад +6

    Some favorites from the credits of mine are
    -my boss
    -the moon
    -Irish aspirin
    -Pain Brain
    -American gibby
    Just to name a few all of these fellas worked on this game
    Edit: 1:05:24 "i am writing languages" so true my man so true

    • @buttonasas
      @buttonasas Год назад +2

      "Thank you for working with this money launderer!"

  • @papermartin879
    @papermartin879 Год назад +6

    "I'd like to point out that chat is approaching"

  • @TheAwesomeGN
    @TheAwesomeGN Год назад +3

    The ending still alive cover was amazing

  • @Tycitron
    @Tycitron Год назад +6

    Closest we'll get to a vinny and deadwater gaming collab.

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 Год назад +7

    OH MY GOD
    I WAS WAITING FOR BLING BLING BOY TO PLAY THIS

  • @Shigari_
    @Shigari_ Год назад +1

    25:48 2007 kids are 16 now though...

  • @televisionandcheese
    @televisionandcheese Год назад +7

    Now you're thinking in Portuguese.

  • @AlfallMap
    @AlfallMap Год назад +22

    First time I heard the radio I thought Megalovania was playing

  • @aneasteregg8171
    @aneasteregg8171 Год назад +2

    I like to point out that the chat is approaching.

  • @Ilikewater-andice
    @Ilikewater-andice Год назад +3

    [Pedestrian rotation]

  • @TeionM83
    @TeionM83 Год назад +3

    You know you've done a good job designing your puzzle when screwing it up is nearly not as easy as solving it correctly.

  • @robertwyatt3912
    @robertwyatt3912 Год назад +10

    I think the most cursed thing about this mod is that it calls the orange portals *“RED PORTALS”*

    • @orektez
      @orektez Год назад +2

      well for most of human history orange was just called red, i think some languages still do this, so in the process of running it back and forth through translations it's lost.

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 Год назад +2

      @@orektez most of human history is WRONG and CRINGE for calling it red.

    • @alfiehicks1
      @alfiehicks1 Год назад +3

      @Robert Wyatt Most of human history is wrong and cringe for a lot of other reasons too.

    • @orektez
      @orektez Год назад

      @@robertwyatt3912 ya pretty much, idk why they didn't name all the colors properly, i think most shades of green, pink and purple were also just called blue or red as well.

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 Год назад +1

      @@alfiehicks1 most for calling it red, though

  • @GLITCH_-.-
    @GLITCH_-.- Год назад +18

    Just saw it describe a sound as: "Sony Cryptacular Atmospheric Black Metal" (38:58)
    ... I love this!

    • @AMentalFailure
      @AMentalFailure Год назад +4

      Ok these peripheral names are getting seriously out of hand.

    • @amentco8445
      @amentco8445 Год назад +4

      @@AMentalFailure That's just one of the color options

    • @ringsystemmusic
      @ringsystemmusic Год назад

      Damn that’s a great song idea

  • @mostverticalproductions4808
    @mostverticalproductions4808 Год назад +3

    Hong Kong 97 on the radio is making me lose my mind

  • @SuborbitalPigeon
    @SuborbitalPigeon Год назад +2

    The Cicero family were very heavily involved there

  • @NatetheNerdy
    @NatetheNerdy Год назад +3

    Love him or hate him, you gotta admit Cave Johnson was spitting facts at the end.

  • @shardell
    @shardell Год назад +2

    I like how it sometimes spells out source stutter sounds

  • @marleyfett6569
    @marleyfett6569 Год назад +4

    Finally, some conformation that I'm legally old enough to watch Twitch.

  • @9adamlevin
    @9adamlevin Год назад +3

    "i actually uuuh.. trashbin. My name isn't trashbin!" -Vinny 2023

  • @Snapphat
    @Snapphat Год назад +2

    getting some strong E.Y.E vibes from Chet Faliszek at 40:13

  • @lazulazu2467
    @lazulazu2467 Год назад +29

    if they ever make portal 2 translated, (they wont, way too much dialogue) it better be called brazil (the sequel to portugal)

    • @loolmaster2713
      @loolmaster2713 5 месяцев назад

      they did but its called portugal 2

  • @Serucipe
    @Serucipe Год назад +12

    I need that Cave Johnson sexbot monologue video NOW!

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical Год назад +2

      It's in Portal 2: Google Translated Edition

  • @Dylan_x64
    @Dylan_x64 4 месяца назад +1

    31:39 NAPKIN STORY!!!

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc Год назад +4

    I used to string rackets at big international badminton tournaments, so I needed multi-lingual posters for the players - translating from English to and then back again was a good way to gauge the accuracy... and it led to some completely insane nonsense that I kinda wish I'd put on the posters🤣🤣

  • @lampionmancz
    @lampionmancz Год назад +1

    We gotta give props to the guy who attempted to sing the translated Still Alive lmao.

  • @TehSkullKid
    @TehSkullKid Год назад +3

    Portal is turning 20 in 4 years

    • @jam560
      @jam560 Год назад +7

      My god

  • @terriblyterrified8742
    @terriblyterrified8742 Год назад +5

    [Pope Music]

  • @thanzocam
    @thanzocam Год назад +6

    1:05:54 Thank you for working with this money launderer!

  • @waffledog7756
    @waffledog7756 Год назад +3

    8:16 "Chamber Of Commerce"

  • @WillieDangerously
    @WillieDangerously Год назад +3

    This game taught me more about the Portugese movement than 12 years of American basic education.

  • @multipleSpiders
    @multipleSpiders Год назад +1

    [I’m overwhelmed]