Before reading SBR I thought that this person invented almost everything and Jesus was some type of joke from the community, but now, I can say that this is 100% accurate
Welp they are not wrong tho We are indeed a shitty fandom but we still better than those who bully the studio of their final season and hate their mangaka
It's interesting how, although you add in the goofy and anachronistic Fortnite dances, you still manage to tell the story of Part 7 with the same sort of seriousness and drama as Araki did.
I will just assume part 7 is about a cripple whose friends disappear and dancing Jesus gives him the power to walk but no one else sees Jesus so crippled boy dies
Ангел вопияше Благодатней Чистая Дево радуйся И паки реку радуйся Твой сын воскресе Тридневен от гроба И мертвыя воздвигнувый Людие веселитеся Светися, светися Новый Иерусалиме Слава Бо Господня На тебе возсия Ликуй ныне И веселися Сионе Ты же чистая красуйся Богородице О восстании Рождества твоего It's an Easter hymn, now you know it.
I'm currently reading part 6, I watched this video before and didn't understand a thing. I think I start to understand, gonna report back Edit : Ok I didn't expect to be LITTERALY HIM Edit 2 : Yeah this pretty much what part 7 is
Sometimes i really think about how the Japanese fans view the western community
John Whittington they think we’re all blond and blue eyed and our women have huge boobs
@@zigslotheon and in reality we are all brown and black lol
@@hr-g4640 I'm not brown and also not even black lol
I wonder what they think of all those “Fighting Gold but Coda” videos.
@Its hip to timetravel some of them are pretty funny tbh but yeah they do slack on content sometimes.
your move, atheists
We got nothing, guess we’re joining the race to collect the corpse parts now.
Alexis Eronmwon 100,000 dollar entrance ticket and also you run the risk of turning into a mindless dinosaur.
I belive now
PRAISE THE LORD... ORA
1000th like
The funniest part of all is that this is actually accurate...
Warm trousers somewhere in church praying
I’m a Christian myself and I’m proud of this
I agree to this lol
Same here
Johnny Joestar i could swap your soul into a body with working legs, I could also put gyros soul into a new body
@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 pls do it now
Random Noob daga kotowaru
Everybody gangsta till Johnny starts walking
Gang-Star
Everyone gangsta until the cripple stands up and he has the ripple but spinning
*everybody gangsta till Johnny starts walking ON WATER*
Everybody gangsta till a cripple starts doing orange justice
I am you 666th like
I checked my history book
There was no steel ball run, and funny Valentine wasnt in the presidents section.
God damn it Pucci
「Moody Blues」 But your Abbacchio stand
@@yiboduan4321 I picked the name for epic news bro
「Moody Blues」 oh
Jotaro San u do realize that Polnareff is already turtle? Right?
Again, Pucci did not cause the creation of the Steel Ball Run universe. He *only* created the universe we see at the end of part 6. Thats it
0:49 Johnny’s eyes....
Dancing after so much time I felt REALLY happy
Aheago Johnny 😳
Cursed as hell
"I know we need to win this race, but Jesus told me that I have to kill the President."
0:50 pause here it’s so funny
Universe: **gets resetted in part 6**
Part 7 fans:
The universe did NOT get reset entirely, and has nothing to do with part 7
Wait what?
0:11
@@dog_boy5123 well should not be watching part 7 videos without seeing part 6 yet
Also Funny valentine: ...
Before reading part 7: This video makes no sense.
After reading part 7: This video is 110% accurate.
leethedragon235 so true
*STONKS*
Can we just appreciate that Part 7 is such a masterpiece its epicness spills out to shitposts and those shitposts are masterpieces too
Is this a joke I'm too anime only to understand?
same
After witnessing Johnny regaining his ability to walk just to fortnight dance, Valentine no longer wishes to help America
I SNORTED
Amen
He wants to save the world, from the evil mystic Johnny.
Eventually, president valentine stopped thinking
Fortnite dances can make jesus appear in a cripple's head an cure his legs, that's truly the ultimate power
Jesus: heya cripple, get ready to dance
Johnny: but my legs are broken sir
Jesus: _i can fix that, also my stand name is Crazy Diamond_
Nem acredito que tem br aqui kkkkkkk
@@DEAKY3GAVUEL ainda mais o Lucas Hype
@@chriswentz5197 né kkkkkk
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Mermão oia os br
Before reading SBR I thought that this person invented almost everything and Jesus was some type of joke from the community, but now, I can say that this is 100% accurate
This video is a filthy act at a reasonable price
I agree.
Holy shit
Is that seriously the copyright avoiding name for D4C
@@tisbutascratch1139 it is in an alternate universe
@@tisbutascratch1139 at least it's not Flaccid Pancake.
Low poly Jesus: *heals jonny’s legs*
Jonny joestar: *furiously fortnite dances at the president of the United states*
And that poly jebus order Johnny to kill da president
444 likes
Mista triggered
@@noahanders7605 With an Infinite Tactical Shotgun
@@strikingsarcophagus or we could just say its a "nailgun"
fuc ye
0:25 When a non-jojo fan says “Jojo is gay.”
When a jojo hater look a jojo fans: 0:28
Welp they are not wrong tho
We are indeed a shitty fandom but we still better than those who bully the studio of their final season and hate their mangaka
When someone says JoJo sucks. Jesus be like:
It’s funny because it’s true in both senses
@@Morty143 How is the jojo fandom shitty? All I see is pure love for every part.
johnny: *walks*
valentine: excuse me, wtf
LolLLLLLL
Jesus was the first jojo
Dio Brando josus joestar
His earth father was Joseph...
Joshua son of Joseph is best jojo
josus
LeoB 22 11 joshua josephson best jojo
Jesus is the best jojo
He doesn't JoJo he JeJe
@@guenapig hehe
His name translates to Joshua Ibn Joseph. So he's the first JoJo in history.
*_HOLY CUROSSU DA_*
(holy cross engrish)
Jesus was the first jojo
The only thing that'd make this better would be if Johnny got crushed by a boulder at the very end.
Thats part 8 my dear.
too soon
0:09 Johnny's face when Gyro and Diego were dancing while he couldn't is just something i imagine when they do a dance battle or something 😂
Johnny's disappointed he can't dance like everyone else, but then Jesus flies in and dances so well Johnny's legs can move now.
But everyone's dead so he dances alone
@N M with Jesus himself
gyro should've done a spin so that johnny would learn to spin from him instead of jesus but jesus nailed that perfect rotation.
He don't need tusk act 3 to help
Jesus cures paraplegic jockey during trans-american race. 1891, colorized
Colorized*
1891*
And then tells him to kill the President.
*trans*-american
I love how just angry Diego looks while he’s just dancing
0:53 funny valentine be like: w o t
0:41 POV: You get tusk act 3
I didn't realize someone already animated the Love Train arc.
Imao so true
Can you send a link
@@savagevalky6966 ruclips.net/video/rGZG92EGEZk/видео.html
@@sacredblader4424 that’s not what I meant and I already watched that lol
@@circularhexagon5364 Stooped
It's interesting how, although you add in the goofy and anachronistic Fortnite dances, you still manage to tell the story of Part 7 with the same sort of seriousness and drama as Araki did.
You have an Iggy pfp. You have earned my respect.
The Drunken Coward “seriousness”
@bitterafterlaughter yes
0:48 THIS GOT ME DYING
0:03 I'm addicted to Diego's arms and the music syncing
Same
And his pants
I don't think I like this alternate universe.
I disagree
Damn
This is interesting, two Johnnies communicating. This is in fact the true man’s world.
I like to imagine that this conversation ended with the two Johnnys merging into a menger’s sponge.
Ngokumetsu ofuck why didn't I think of that? well shi-
Stand user: Jesus Christ
Stand name: Hallelujah
Battle cry: AMENAMENAMENAMEN
Josus Christ Joestar
His father: Jose Joestar
Stand User: Jesus Christ
Stand Name:Heaven's Door Over Heaven
Stand Ability:Fortnite dances
Father Andersen
battle cry : AAAAAAMEN
Stand cry: DEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULT
Stand user: Jesus Christ
Stand: Emperor Heaven
Battle cry: AMEN
Stand secret ability: Gates of Heaven- Open!
Everyone: * fortnite dance*
Johnny: well if you can't beat em.....join them
I don’t know wether to cry or laugh, I’m kind of doing both rn
Honestly, I'm just vibing with JoJosus
Эм
Why the hell is there 4 Johnny's, I'm scared for my life rn
@@funnyvalentine8033 It's Funny Valentine messing around
I'm used to it by now
Son
95 chapters condensed in less than a minute
U are right
I read them In two days
@@jmorton4790 HOW
When you search up “Jesus” on RUclips and get this as a result
Christians : *Perfection*
More like the opposite of prefection.
*_Angery bible noises_*
IT WORKS LOL. I WRITED JESUS AND I GOT THIS VIDEO.
a bit closer to heaven
holy fucking shit this is the 9th result
he who has eyes to see, let him see. he who has ears to hear, let him hear.
This is my favorite Christian manga.
this explains why i suddenly saw so many fucking part 7 models in the steam workshop
Garry's mod?
Yet still no Pucci
Not gureto
@@michaelgrant6899 First we need Carne smh
@@lonelyshpee7873
Nah...polpo, ciocolatta, zucheroo
@@Shadowswedcraft its SFM
oh great, you just summed up the whole Part 7 story in 57secs video
Part 7 anime looks great
Jesus:My job is done here
*Jesus has left the chat*
I have watched this an unhealthy number of times
No numbers on God's green earth can describe how much I pressed the replay button on this
every "jjba but everybody is fortnite dancers":
*someone dies*
*J E S U S*
*J E S U S I S S U S*
Music:
Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
Our God is an Awesome God - Nitro Praise
Thanks
Thanks boi
What about the song at the final few seconds?
@@kj1621 Its Cotton Eye Joe.
@@danielalexander5153 Thanks
Is this how Johnny becomes a saint?
Is that a motherfucking saints row reference
I think beatification first
Tbf Diego's really dancing while Gyro's just having... i dunno... seizure-chan?
Your pfp tricked me
0:53 когда не успел взять салфетку первым
Апхпхпх
It doesn't matter how many alternative universes exists, there's Fortnite dances in ALL of them.
I don't know whether I should be thankful or terrified.
@@bojackhorseman4176 Why not both?
We need a 10 hour version of Diego and Gyro dancing
Same
How about 10 hours of Johnny just sittin
@[O R V E N] hmm I think so
@Laziven 😂
also Jesus and Johnny
cotton-eye jojo
0:01 - 0:08 when online classes are done
0:35 "come my child...stand up... and dance with Me"
*starts doing the Orange Justice*
*obeys*
0:46
*jesus started to t-pose*
Wait, thats illegal!
@@canwereachsubwithoutanyv-yd1fs a-pose
You should have had Johnny just flopping on the floor before Jesus came
Justin Y. don't bully Johnny!!!
Indeed
Nice a not different copypasted comment of justin y
Yes papa
Justin Joestar
I just love when Johnny and Gyro using an old colours but then Diego is still the same
0:07 um... there's something wrong with diego's neck
True
It was Ripped of By Lucy Steel before this
Dino neck
He may have eaten to many rocks
Was gonna put a dislike because fortnite dance but then Jesus came in.
Orange justice can un-cripple you
@@TheeNero im pretty sure johnny would prefer being crippled
@@the_tube2
The hardest choices require the strongest men
@@TheeNero the strongest men require the weakest minds
@@gabrielshtey1017
I would rather do the banana bus dance
This basically sums up the story of part 7 whitout actually spoiling anything....
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Spoiler, it will be an hit in europe.
Explain
Amen
Yeah I wonder what Gyro and Diego being replaced by gravestones means.
@@makzionut7096 yea.............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
0:53 What my mom sees when she enters my room
hahahaha
0:41 Wait, that's illegal!
Why does Jesus look like he's from the 2000 SpiderMan game?
Because he is.
idk, it is?
Ngl but that low poly model looks like it belongs to an N64 game or a PS1 game
He is the bomb-squad
Dear Pucci:
*_USE MAID IN HEAVEN_*
It's made in heaven you uncultured swine
Edit: I just found out that since pucci resetted the universe, the name changed. Oof.
Issa joke
Maden Heaven
Marcelin Da Zuera You literally could not have got them more wrong so *P I C K A S I D E*
Maid In Heaven? *hides stash od maid doujins*
Before Part 7 : wtf is this
After Part 7 : wtf is this
Oh my god, I finally found this meme.
the internet has completely broke my senze of humour
Olimpia Neri Oh god me too. I finally understand why boomers think we’re insane.
Noor Azraq cause we are.
@@noorazraq2245 r we rly crazy if we r all?
never found a whole manga better summarized in 57 seconds than this.
0:02 I Love Diego's Dance Moves😂❤
Valentine here is such a mood
Ok but low key that remix of "Our God is an awesome God" would make for one lit Christmas party
Where can i find It? Which one Is It i Need it
SAME
*_I NEED THIS_*
Our god is an awesome god techno remix
ruclips.net/video/Wdo4Eyw4DqM/видео.html
Thanks for the name of the song
I have never seen Jojo and I have no idea what it's about but somehow I completely understand this video.
Sad YeeHaw it's too bad part 7 isn't animated yet, oh wait never mind, I'm watching it right now
So part 7 is basically removed scene from Bible
@@SubPewds-ut6is Actually, the Bible is a removed scene from Jojo
Well it's not called JoJo's *Bizarre* Adventure without a reason
@@user-en6yw5fs4w oh so thats why you are called that.
After finishing Steel Ball Run, I can confirm that this is accurate.
Jesus is my favorite jojo
Jesus dancing orange justice is too holy for this world
Perfection *chew*
You could say it’s....
ᎾᏙᎬᎡ ᎻᎬᎪᏙᎬN
@@Cr0wn_Vic the fuck type of font is that ?
Jason A. Voorhees i could be highly mistaken but isn’t that the one from game of thrones
Jesus best jojo try to change my mind im waiting
Funny Valentine witnessed some infinity spin move
I disagree
Valentine just wants to end his pain after watching those fortnite dances
Girls:is this heaven? Its Soo pretty
Boys: 0:35
This had made me want to do drugs just so I can stop using them
Gyro: we have to win the race
Johnny:
When the part 7 anime comes, expect ALOT of Jesus and God references
I haven't read it that part yet, is it THAT GOOD???
@@feliciaf8 Yes, part 7 is a masterpiece
@@feliciaf8 God made it
@@Sorkktur It's made in heaven
In 2044
0:26 what is that song I love it.
Religious techno
ruclips.net/video/Wdo4Eyw4DqM/видео.html
Take, maybe you've searched for this song as much as I have.
Arigato, @@kingu-chan8054
Valentine be like : what the hell happened in this parallel world?
Do you ever walk to flex on johnny joestar
No.
And Polnareff
Yes i do
Do you ever fly to flex on Magent Magent
Obviously.
0:20 when your at a Christian rave then this song drops
Bruh
Yare yare waze
Stand name: Holy spirit
Stand máster: Jesús
Power: ∅+
Resistence: ∅+
Speed: ∅+
the most advanced jojokes ive ever experienced
I will just assume part 7 is about a cripple whose friends disappear and dancing Jesus gives him the power to walk but no one else sees Jesus so crippled boy dies
Close enough.
The last part is actually part 8
Scarily close.
Lmao funny thing is I read sbr about 3 months ago and I'm surprised I'm not that far off
Smh anime only
Johnny: *looks up*
Me: "It's gonna be Jesus isn't it."
Jesus: *OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD HE RIENGNF DFROMDR DHESVENR ABOVE*
Me: "God damnit"
Ангел вопияше Благодатней
Чистая Дево радуйся
И паки реку радуйся
Твой сын воскресе
Тридневен от гроба
И мертвыя воздвигнувый
Людие веселитеся
Светися, светися
Новый Иерусалиме
Слава Бо Господня
На тебе возсия
Ликуй ныне
И веселися Сионе
Ты же чистая красуйся Богородице
О восстании Рождества твоего
It's an Easter hymn, now you know it.
Gyro: Hey Johnny, lets dance
Johnny: Okay
Also Johnny:
real moment of the bible where Jesus makes a crippled man walk: 0:42
no hot pants 1/10
No Chocalate Disco smh
No Poco loco this is sad
No Sandman smh 😤
No Blackmore 😢
I agree
President Valentine doesn't BELIEVE!
Yep That's How I Remember It.
I’m a Japanese student. This video impresses me. I'll recommend this to my friends next time.
It's funny isn't it.
Yes
Прими христианство, азиат
Holy shit Johnny got uncrippled by the power of the *bible*
WeirdFanatics dance upon the name of the lord and you will be saved, amen
This video is legit the most accurate thing i've ever seen
0:48 Johnny when the bug bites
The best video on RUclips.
agree
agree
This is the power of JESUS
I love how Johnny is just sitting on the ground at first and just like “wtf is that?”
why you have my stand
I feel like funny valentine was genuinely concerned for Johnny by his facial expression-
I also love how Jesus just was going 😃 down to Johnny like a frickin' missile lol
I'm currently reading part 6, I watched this video before and didn't understand a thing.
I think I start to understand, gonna report back
Edit : Ok I didn't expect to be LITTERALY HIM
Edit 2 : Yeah this pretty much what part 7 is
Progression is a beautiful thing to witness
@@vagustruman4488 it is a beautiful duwang tbh
@@krismas7531 *chew
@@vagustruman4488 I know right?
The only video he made where Jesus was actually meant to be in the vid
I too would be staring like that if I saw a cripple suddenly stand to do an orange justice
johnny looks epico when he dancin
my mind: R I C A R D O
Now Johnny can stand proud again!