We found Jonathan Jostar's head !!!

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • A funny video about Jonathan Jostar
    model:chriscross juggycell
    map:city central
    egypt
    alexlab
    bgm:cotton eye joe
    animation:killtristan
    have fun!!!!

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  • @judythompson479
    @judythompson479 3 года назад +4434

    Stroheim: I'm so proud of him *tears of joy*

    • @JocaPlays87
      @JocaPlays87 2 года назад +37

      @GameMasterGarav i like to imagine that it broke when the plane crashed and they just didnt think it was important enough to ask for replacements

    • @farmermaggot992
      @farmermaggot992 2 года назад +55

      What will you do if you were about to fight a vampire that burn in sunlight?
      A. Go in like a gangster and beat him to death with your fist
      B. Bring UV light with you

    • @u53r12
      @u53r12 2 года назад +22

      @@farmermaggot992 C. Become a donut

    • @balokrumput9074
      @balokrumput9074 2 года назад +10

      @GameMasterGarav polnareff just founds out vanilla ice is a vampire after avdol and iggy died, but for dio i guess its just for the plot

    • @balokrumput9074
      @balokrumput9074 2 года назад +11

      @@u53r12 kakyoin:
      *spams C*

  • @isaacintriago8431
    @isaacintriago8431 3 года назад +14151

    This AU is perfect, all crusaders surviving, Jonathan's head in Dio's coffin, and yes..... Joseph crashing every car

    • @rcanims7121
      @rcanims7121 2 года назад +114

      Real

    • @xaturowlet7346
      @xaturowlet7346 2 года назад +124

      Ah yes, Polrowlet
      I'm Xatu Rowlet
      Perfection

    • @isaacintriago8431
      @isaacintriago8431 2 года назад +57

      @@xaturowlet7346 Ah, I see you are a man of culture friend 😌

    • @nguyentanphat7tc324
      @nguyentanphat7tc324 2 года назад +73

      diavolo is here, and he died during the building of jonathan's body, this is canon

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 2 года назад +63

      Except Dio was probably nicer in this version, since he saved JoJo instead of just himself. And then spent 100 years with no one to talk to but JoJo.
      So they killed nice Dio. XD

  • @battlechaing6374
    @battlechaing6374 2 года назад +6206

    Everyone: **runs and scream**
    Polnareff: ♿

  • @joelsasmad
    @joelsasmad Год назад +1554

    I always kinda wondered what Dio would have done with his head. He feels like the type that would absolutely have Jonathan's skull around somewhere.

    • @fullmetalbleachnote
      @fullmetalbleachnote Год назад +147

      He ate it bruh

    • @Ohyeahitsnotme
      @Ohyeahitsnotme Год назад +43

      he probably got rid of it

    • @a.dennis4835
      @a.dennis4835 10 месяцев назад +140

      According to "Jorge Joestar", Erina found and kept it.

    • @joshlambert2756
      @joshlambert2756 7 месяцев назад +40

      Maybe he used Johnathan's skull to evolve his stand

    • @tgatt5759
      @tgatt5759 7 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@a.dennis4835 source? Because this is literally the first I've heard of that happening.

  • @plantenpo7119
    @plantenpo7119 3 года назад +21739

    This is canon since Diavolo died

    • @funnyvalentine1500
      @funnyvalentine1500 3 года назад +668

      Hey Pol, how was it in France?

    • @plantenpo7119
      @plantenpo7119 3 года назад +511

      @@funnyvalentine1500 it's great Jotaro but I'm actually in Italy for planning to build Polnareffland

    • @funnyvalentine1500
      @funnyvalentine1500 3 года назад +239

      @@plantenpo7119 That's good, I'll probably travel there but I have to go to Florida because Jolyne is in jail 😕

    • @plantenpo7119
      @plantenpo7119 3 года назад +111

      @@funnyvalentine1500she is alright ?

    • @funnyvalentine1500
      @funnyvalentine1500 3 года назад +103

      @@plantenpo7119 I don't know, so far I haven't talked to her or her mother

  • @dubstepbee6892
    @dubstepbee6892 2 года назад +1849

    the fact theres mostly no sound effects just the music going along with the madness
    perfection

    • @burning___
      @burning___ 2 года назад +23

      2:00 there are landing sounds

    • @zefzaf.j902
      @zefzaf.j902 2 года назад +13

      @@burning___ “mostly”

    • @death7863
      @death7863 2 года назад +3

      true

  • @jerey6
    @jerey6 2 года назад +2189

    that small detail of diavolo being there which means this would technically be one of his deaths is awesome

    • @ChaoticRed.
      @ChaoticRed. 2 года назад +53

      Cannon

    • @ッッ-w9y
      @ッッ-w9y Год назад +91

      Diavolo dies in every single way so every death you imagine, its cannon

    • @SellerOfFruit
      @SellerOfFruit Год назад +40

      @@ッッ-w9y dying by getting poked by a needle seems horrible

    • @DeadA4
      @DeadA4 Год назад +6

      That's kars

    • @godrattata1928
      @godrattata1928 Год назад +14

      @@ッッ-w9y Dying by stepping on a lego seems painful.

  • @KM-hv1jg
    @KM-hv1jg Год назад +621

    All joking aside, Jonathan coming back with a sick robot body would be REALLY COOL.

  • @decept1onn
    @decept1onn 2 года назад +1079

    1:10 I like it how Polnareff was just looking around until Diavolo got into the screen lol

    • @noobistrapped7097
      @noobistrapped7097 2 года назад +61

      Wtf did I just noticed that

    • @MB-fx6vb
      @MB-fx6vb 2 года назад +129

      Polnareff also looses his legs at 1:45 which polnareff loosing his legs is part of his backstory of meeting diavolo

    • @8footspidercrab
      @8footspidercrab 2 года назад +40

      @@MB-fx6vb now thats attention to detail

    • @thesticksninja9092
      @thesticksninja9092 2 года назад +19

      Now josuke can heal his leg cuz joseph still cheats.....right?

    • @Nothers90
      @Nothers90 2 года назад +6

      And he looks like "what the!?"

  • @candycane1744
    @candycane1744 3 года назад +6190

    Jotaro: *throws the first punch*
    Jonathan: o__o
    *takes out belt*

    • @Bravoanim
      @Bravoanim 2 года назад +131

      Just like my childhood

    • @DaddyDraedon
      @DaddyDraedon 2 года назад +173

      Technically Jonathan is the strongest Joestar

    • @sus3056
      @sus3056 2 года назад +6

      @@DaddyDraedon cap

    • @sus3056
      @sus3056 2 года назад +82

      @@DaddyDraedon Jonathan is the strongest joestar with no stand

    • @IEatPork
      @IEatPork 2 года назад +84

      @@DaddyDraedon i mean he created a bloodline of buff chad with muscles and a grandson who could KILL aztecs god and a great grandson who killed a 100 years old vampire also he techically created giorno too since it was jonathan's body so without jonathan that means no joestar so jonathan is kind of the best jojo and the best joestar.

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello 2 года назад +5208

    I love how Jonathan’s attitude goes so quickly from “Hooray, I’ve been rescued!” to “I’m determined to die and I’m taking all of you with me.”

  • @ceroqt1984
    @ceroqt1984 8 месяцев назад +265

    Its kinda fun the fact that after all the years, Jonathan's head still young, but Joseph, who is his grandson actually became old

    • @ultatack6020
      @ultatack6020 2 месяца назад +22

      Johnathan just practiced hamon all the time to not grow bored.

    • @hydrainferno
      @hydrainferno 2 месяца назад +5

      He did hamon training

    • @notdemomantf2294
      @notdemomantf2294 Месяц назад +2

      Jonathan practicing Hamon without lungs or blood:

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 2 дня назад +1

      You see Dio used power of make head seem young and not die of blood loss

  • @ytwhattup6128
    @ytwhattup6128 2 года назад +7122

    I like how even the scientists are like "No way, they found Jonathan's head!!"

    • @guysidontknowhowtowritehel1220
      @guysidontknowhowtowritehel1220 2 года назад +334

      I guess it makes sense that the Speedwagon foundation scientists would know who Jonathan is considering that Speedwagon probably wrote about him on his journal or something

    • @Dragon-gi5ld
      @Dragon-gi5ld 2 года назад +131

      either way that head is like from like 100 years ago soo yeah

    • @HeroOfLogic
      @HeroOfLogic 2 года назад +112

      THE SPEEDWAGON PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

    • @omarbrown3760
      @omarbrown3760 2 года назад +28

      I really had the with the head
      "What that mouth do bro" feeling tbh

    • @ながくらゆかり
      @ながくらゆかり 2 года назад +8

      なにこれぇ

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 2 года назад +2393

    I fully believe that Jonathan and Jotaro WOULD end up fighting because Jonathan is a perfect gentleman and Jotaro is the kind of ruffian who leaves restaurants without paying if he doesn’t like the food.

    • @ChadBenjamin
      @ChadBenjamin Год назад +318

      Nah, their interactions in Eyes of Heaven show that they would get along. Jonathan is not judgmental at all, and Jotaro has a lot of respect for Jonathan.

    • @Lifelsfullofsurprises
      @Lifelsfullofsurprises Год назад +142

      Both comments make perfect sense, either way it goes I’m all for it

    • @aaronmobile243
      @aaronmobile243 Год назад +87

      I mean yeah but i feel like jonathan would be proud of his great grandson after part 3. Man ends up having a stand but still gets an education in marine life/biology and also continues his bloodline just not with the last name joestar cuz of holly

    • @LATOLOBOTOMY
      @LATOLOBOTOMY Год назад +32

      @@aaronmobile243 you can still be apart of a family/bloodline even if you have a different last name lmfao

    • @mythilinarla1969
      @mythilinarla1969 Год назад +8

      George Joestar I looking at your comment and begins gentlemanly swearing at you for saying his son is a gentleman.

  • @doomtoast8520
    @doomtoast8520 2 года назад +1055

    A robo-Jonathan head fighting Jotaro over a cigarette feels like something that would actually happen in the manga

    • @RafcioPafcio
      @RafcioPafcio Год назад +31

      The survivor stand impact

    • @theultimatememelord5494
      @theultimatememelord5494 Год назад +75

      Jonathan's ok with smoking since he's from the 1800's, he was just angry at Jotaro for chewing his instead of smoking it.

    • @Burak-gg4qv
      @Burak-gg4qv Год назад +11

      ​@@RafcioPafcio1:11 have cannon event

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle Год назад +43

      @@theultimatememelord5494 honestly I think the problem is that Jotaro is smoking a cigarette. Back in those days cigarettes were considered low class and trashy. True gentlemen smoke pipes

    • @Hans172.
      @Hans172. 9 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@PikachuLittle"no grandchildren of my will smoke something that isn't a pipe"

  • @Iwillneverfindlove
    @Iwillneverfindlove Год назад +20

    0:07 rare footage of Jotaro smiling like a kid when they get a lot of gifts on Christmas

  • @spaceonisorceress4406
    @spaceonisorceress4406 2 года назад +1073

    I love how everything in this is lore-plausible.
    Especially all the crap Joseph's car goes through.

  • @Shiftshapercat
    @Shiftshapercat 2 года назад +2793

    You know, it makes perfect sense that Johnathan would still be able to use Hamon. With a metal body, he doesn't need to breath, therefore he has InFiNiTe LuNg CaPaCiTy

  • @kdgmr97
    @kdgmr97 3 года назад +2731

    Now we need a parody of cotton eye Joe That recaps all of part one. Call it cotton eye JoJo

  • @JoestarKuim1
    @JoestarKuim1 Год назад +140

    Polnareff seems to be the only one who seems surprised by all the disaster that happens in front of his eyes, and that at the same time he seems to be scared to see Diavolo really explains a lot.
    And then Polnareff leaves in a wheelchair LOL.

  • @holyspirit2233
    @holyspirit2233 2 года назад +292

    When Jonathan Joestar was experiencing the best of _German Engineering_

  • @ivaxian
    @ivaxian 2 года назад +1757

    I can imagine Dio talking to Jonathan with long conversations like:
    "You know, you're descendants are a bunch of nuiscenes."
    "You almost killed me and put me in a glass jar and kept me in that coffin for 100 years!"
    "Fair point."

  • @emimimix
    @emimimix 2 года назад +797

    Jonathan being upset with Jotaro is the amount of wholesomeness we didn’t know we needed

  • @random-boi2000
    @random-boi2000 Год назад +104

    And till this day
    Joseph still can't master the art of drifting

  • @IllusionMaster17
    @IllusionMaster17 3 года назад +856

    Jonathan has seen a lot of sh*t of the new century.
    But still is wholesome to see him alive at least.

  • @toragon2736
    @toragon2736 3 года назад +5301

    This is even more wholesome than when Jonathan was alive 😂😂😂😂😂
    (Edit:- lol this is my first edit of my life thank you for the likes this is how it feels to get likes lol )

    • @vikordszarcus227..
      @vikordszarcus227.. 3 года назад +58

      Ye cuz he DIED on boat

    • @Bois948
      @Bois948 2 года назад +18

      @@vikordszarcus227.. And becomes skull

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 2 года назад +26

      Bruh imagen if Jonathan was alive as a head in a jar futurama style

    • @footdablit6302
      @footdablit6302 2 года назад +7

      This should be in a try not to laugh

    • @chaosdirge4906
      @chaosdirge4906 2 года назад +7

      @@The_Blue_Otaku would his stand be the same one as the one he has in the alternat universe?

  • @hididdlyhodiddly6019
    @hididdlyhodiddly6019 2 года назад +661

    I love how you threw Diavolo in just to be 100% sure that this is canon.

    • @aaronmobile243
      @aaronmobile243 Год назад +49

      Yeah which is why polnareff wheeled out with a chair

    • @Burak-gg4qv
      @Burak-gg4qv Год назад +7

      ​@@aaronmobile243every people look Jonathan
      Polnaref:DİAVOLOOO

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 Год назад +64

    First:
    Young Joseph exclusively drifting is absolutely cannon.
    Second:
    Johnathan would NEVER be angry at someone defeating DIO

    • @muipotato1027
      @muipotato1027 Год назад +23

      They burnt his body.

    • @mrchubzdathird5449
      @mrchubzdathird5449 5 месяцев назад

      Well I meannnnnnn Dio did some wild things with his body 😳 so Idk if you would still want that probably has herpes and every disease from s*x known and unknown to man 💀

    • @owerio
      @owerio 2 месяца назад +1

      Kess of a "they killed him?" And more of "Agh, damn, body gone. That sucks."

  • @greencupstudio9437
    @greencupstudio9437 2 года назад +717

    Fun fact: in the manga, Jonathan is shown secretly smoking so he probably wouldn't have any problem with Jotaro doing so

    • @bOkUwADoCTaaaaTonyTonyChoPpaaa
      @bOkUwADoCTaaaaTonyTonyChoPpaaa 2 года назад +89

      Why would he have a problem? Back then smoking wasn't considered bad.

    • @aplant179
      @aplant179 2 года назад +71

      @@bOkUwADoCTaaaaTonyTonyChoPpaaa Hed probably think it was ungentlemanly or something

    • @greencupstudio9437
      @greencupstudio9437 2 года назад +55

      @@bOkUwADoCTaaaaTonyTonyChoPpaaa Probably, but he and his friends still did it in secret like if they were afraid to get busted

    • @Cr0wM0ther
      @Cr0wM0ther 2 года назад +2

      @@Ivytheherbert No why!! 💀😂

    • @sonpanchan
      @sonpanchan 2 года назад +61

      Not just that he was a 12 year old kid smoking a pipe and he asks the other boys if they want to smoke with him in secret. It implied Jonathan stole his dad's pipe. Too bad the anime skipped this (and other parts that really humanized Jonathan).

  • @WeAreTheDraiken
    @WeAreTheDraiken 2 года назад +1566

    You know I never thought about the fact that Joseph could have beaten dio easily if he just equipped the team with UV lights from part 2 in a torchlight form.

    • @damian22x38
      @damian22x38 2 года назад +118

      Couldn't Dio just stop time and run away or just lessen their number tho he also had like 30 knives in his pocket so idk if it would be that effective

    • @WeAreTheDraiken
      @WeAreTheDraiken 2 года назад +150

      @@damian22x38 Nah , theres a cool down to time stop , and they didn't just straight up fight dio , plus your forgetting how smart Joseph and Jotaro are , as I don't think Joseph would allow a UV torch to be easily breakable by knives.
      They could also shine the light out at the distance outside his 10meter time stop range , or Joseph could have shined it on dio when he was running away, which would have atleast kept dio from drinking his blood.
      I mean just think about it , when they busted a hole in dio's house so the sun would shine , Dio didn't stop time to stop the wall breaking , but just ran, which means he can't affect something outside his range , so thats all they'd have to do.

    • @lordchapelseed791
      @lordchapelseed791 2 года назад +15

      I don't think UV lights were a thing in the late 80s. At least not commercially

    • @WeAreTheDraiken
      @WeAreTheDraiken 2 года назад +162

      @@lordchapelseed791 dude didn't you watch part 2 , the Nazi's had UV lights , like mad.
      Plus I doubt in the 80s let alone today , you will find commercial cyborg hands , yet Joseph has one.

    • @8footspidercrab
      @8footspidercrab 2 года назад +3

      @@WeAreTheDraiken we have fully fleged arms that work by brain wave although they are new

  • @evava5245
    @evava5245 2 года назад +655

    I like how Jonathan looks younger than all of them even though he’s older than all of them..

  • @ZyphonEdits
    @ZyphonEdits 6 месяцев назад +23

    I love how at 1:11 only Polnareff looks at diavolo floating because he's the only one that's seen him.

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis 2 года назад +256

    Jonathan: WHY IS MY GREAT GRANDSON SMOKING AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE!? THIS IS UNACCETABLE BEHAVIOR!

    • @yourmonke4223
      @yourmonke4223 2 года назад +36

      In the manga jonathan smoked a pipe a 12 lol

    • @Ky8_
      @Ky8_ 2 года назад +22

      @@yourmonke4223 pipes fine it’s just cigs that are bad

    • @Kujo_Cuh
      @Kujo_Cuh 2 года назад +1

      Yare yare

  • @jatlinwright9004
    @jatlinwright9004 2 года назад +170

    I love how Polneraff just comes out of the room in a wheelchair even tho he hasn’t met Diavolo yet.

    • @harrycordon6243
      @harrycordon6243 2 года назад +26

      He did very briefly with the scientists

    • @aaronmobile243
      @aaronmobile243 Год назад +22

      Diavolo flew across the room while they were getting jonathan a body

    • @tranqle73
      @tranqle73 11 месяцев назад +4

      Diavolo skipped past the moment he crippled Polnareff.

  • @jonquilgemstone
    @jonquilgemstone 2 года назад +1349

    I like how, if this happened, it would've meant Dio deliberately kept Johnathan alive and put his head in his old head-case. Then they spent 100 years with nobody but each other for company.
    This would imply Dio had a last-minute change of heart and took JoJo's body to save both of them, since Jojo was unconscious and Dio needed to get them into the secret compartment.
    Edit: In other words, they killed a nice version of Dio.

    • @foldabotZ
      @foldabotZ 2 года назад +176

      So he kept him in a fridge like TF2 Medic?

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 2 года назад +52

      @@foldabotZ Yep

    • @mr.trophy0912
      @mr.trophy0912 2 года назад +13

      Lol

    • @duncangaming4165
      @duncangaming4165 2 года назад +30

      "Nice"

    • @darrylferguson3622
      @darrylferguson3622 2 года назад +134

      I wouldn't say "Nice", more like "selectively nice".
      If you aren't Jonathan, Pucci, or Giorno's mom then he would have no issue killing you

  • @absolutefoot4594
    @absolutefoot4594 11 месяцев назад +117

    1:25 He's just-
    _gnawing on it_

  • @pyrojack8230
    @pyrojack8230 2 года назад +901

    That really begs the question, if we had UV lamps that could stop the pillar men in the 30s, why haven't the Speedwagon Foundation mass produce that shit ASAP after they found out DIO was alive?

    • @w232mate
      @w232mate 2 года назад +147

      good question, this is because plot exist

    • @muhammadnazhiefarianda2959
      @muhammadnazhiefarianda2959 2 года назад +119

      Yeah, why tho? with their resources, they could just build up a sun grenade.

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher 2 года назад +51

      @@muhammadnazhiefarianda2959 "Ready to engage VATS"

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 2 года назад +57

      @@muhammadnazhiefarianda2959 Motion-activated glow-egg. Chuck it at Dio, and it lights up on its own. Also, it changes color.

    • @catking7901
      @catking7901 2 года назад +31

      Araki forgot

  • @Ottomancat5256
    @Ottomancat5256 2 года назад +360

    1:05 Polnareff's reaction tells everything

  • @readyup9770
    @readyup9770 2 года назад +161

    I would pay so much money to get a spin-off series of all the crusaders going around the world solving mysteries Scooby-doo style

  • @thatidiotoverthere6311
    @thatidiotoverthere6311 6 месяцев назад +25

    How convenient that a video using this song comes up just about now.

  • @Moi-gk3yh
    @Moi-gk3yh 2 года назад +382

    Imagine if he still could use hamon how overpowered he would be

    • @8footspidercrab
      @8footspidercrab 2 года назад +6

      He has a mouth so mabey

    • @OjamaIndigo
      @OjamaIndigo 2 года назад +25

      @@8footspidercrab lungs are vital to hamon users

    • @8footspidercrab
      @8footspidercrab 2 года назад +8

      @@OjamaIndigo and oxygen is vital fir the brain your point

    • @Johsther
      @Johsther 2 года назад +4

      @@8footspidercrab it's a meme

    • @playuriou9645
      @playuriou9645 2 года назад +7

      its a meme but yeah he cant use hamon unless they make artifical lungs which he doesnt need considering the fact that hes literally alive with just his head.

  • @Easmodx
    @Easmodx 2 года назад +104

    0:31 You can tell Joseph is saying oh my god. That's perfect.

  • @neitoroxviii7856
    @neitoroxviii7856 2 года назад +118

    1:13 "And with the German engineering, we're excited to present to you... JONATHRON JOESTAAAAR!!!!!"

  • @Jour_ness
    @Jour_ness Год назад +61

    1:18 German science is the best!

    • @DIOSAMA_LL
      @DIOSAMA_LL 5 месяцев назад +2

      BUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAKKAAAAMONNOOOGAAAAAA

  • @user-jr9tr28
    @user-jr9tr28 3 года назад +499

    I really wish something like this happened, but instead...
    When it was day time dio was sleeping in a coffin, Joseph, Polnareff, kakyoin, and jotaro carries it outside and dances and opens it and dio burns alive while they see jonathans head in it and they get it, they go to space and get kars body for jonathan and bam hes OP now and alive aswell

    • @toragon2736
      @toragon2736 3 года назад +32

      Not baddo I love this plot as well 😂😂😂
      Well in the end of the video Jonathan body exploded anyways so we can do your story as well XD

    • @alucaardius
      @alucaardius 3 года назад +38

      at this point, this seems a legit jojo plot

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko 2 года назад +13

      Considering how far Kars has gone floating

    • @colk5373
      @colk5373 2 года назад +13

      the ultimate hamon user

    • @arashihikari4664
      @arashihikari4664 2 года назад +17

      they can't get kars' body because he's technically still alive because he can't die

  • @vicktoru
    @vicktoru 3 года назад +384

    1:30 cyber Jonathan he does not accept that his descendants smoke!

  • @CheerUpCrewcut
    @CheerUpCrewcut 2 года назад +164

    Diavolo flying by when the scientists were building Jonathan's new body got me, this was excellent, great stuff.

    • @djmarsone5209
      @djmarsone5209 2 года назад

      😁😂👍

    • @KevinBradach
      @KevinBradach 2 года назад +2

      As was Polnareff being the only one to take notice of him.

  • @user-wb4sd1cl3z
    @user-wb4sd1cl3z Год назад +43

    クオリティが高いわけじゃ無いがなんか好きになるんだよな。

  • @Artificial_Artic
    @Artificial_Artic 2 года назад +159

    All Jonathan wanted is a healthy grand grand son

    • @rua0933
      @rua0933 2 года назад +17

      grand grand grand

    • @genghiskhan5701
      @genghiskhan5701 Год назад +8

      Hope he doesn't see his daughter in law

    • @Burak-gg4qv
      @Burak-gg4qv 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@genghiskhan5701hope he doesnt see me im johhny joestar

  • @orrinc2404
    @orrinc2404 3 года назад +276

    "All dreams have meaning"
    My Dreams:

    • @technicrain0
      @technicrain0 3 года назад +25

      Good Dream you got. Im jealous

    • @urtooslow4415
      @urtooslow4415 2 года назад +5

      Yeah same

    • @Bravoanim
      @Bravoanim 2 года назад +2

      My dreams is if s**tpostbot 90000 randomly generated something

    • @cobnation2711
      @cobnation2711 2 года назад +2

      @@technicrain0 Your hair sucks

    • @technicrain0
      @technicrain0 2 года назад +3

      @@cobnation2711 DORARARARARARARARRARARARA

  • @Chickenbro69
    @Chickenbro69 2 года назад +86

    0:20 if Joseph was smarter

  • @buddanger446
    @buddanger446 Год назад +57

    This video may have been only 2 minutes and 17 seconds long, but I swear to God, and this isn't even a joke, it felt like an entire episode.
    I completely forgot what I was doing after I done watching this.

  • @nikoxykittehs
    @nikoxykittehs 2 года назад +391

    1:12
    Everyone else: _Gasp_
    Kakyoin: *He saw something he shouldn't have seen*

    • @masonnz
      @masonnz 2 года назад +11

      He seen a random moment from Part 6

    • @chunta957
      @chunta957 2 года назад +8

      Polnareff: wait a sec, ayin't it that one f*cker from Italy?

    • @coolbaldi9394
      @coolbaldi9394 2 года назад +5

      Jotaro: Singing song

    • @McChanTheCuteSheepie
      @McChanTheCuteSheepie 2 года назад +1

      Help
      They have me at gunpoint

    • @metafoxer
      @metafoxer 2 года назад

      But for Joseph nothing new, his ally was a German cyborg from which there was also nothing left but a head.

  • @rainbowalex12akanhatduyvu95
    @rainbowalex12akanhatduyvu95 2 года назад +101

    All Joseph's car crash:
    0:01 Crash encounter: 1
    0:16 Crash encounter: 2
    0:50 Crash encounter: 3

  • @Hambs23
    @Hambs23 2 года назад +159

    I like how Jotaro's battle cry is just "Doggo! Doggo! Doggo!"
    ド = Do
    ゴ = Go

    • @8footspidercrab
      @8footspidercrab 2 года назад +18

      He loves dogs so much it's his battle cry

  • @Sithi_vpered
    @Sithi_vpered 6 месяцев назад +9

    The underrated masterpiece of the entire Joe Joe community
    2 minutes and 17 seconds of the absolute power of SFM animation
    It deserves a trillion views!

  • @allforone4184
    @allforone4184 2 года назад +70

    0:48 *And this is the reason why Kars hate Joseph Joestar*

  • @LVMR14
    @LVMR14 2 года назад +129

    What is funny is that it could easily be a real episode of the series.

  • @toragon2736
    @toragon2736 3 года назад +242

    1:50 those expressions are so sexy 😂😁
    (Edit: thank you for these likes i finally understand what so many likes feel like
    It feels good thanks everyone)

    • @KoroPSI
      @KoroPSI 3 года назад +8

      I know!

    • @noobistrapped7097
      @noobistrapped7097 2 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @mr.trophy0912
      @mr.trophy0912 2 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @lubu682
      @lubu682 2 года назад +7

      jesus jesse, who the f*ck starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!

  • @名前はまだない-i3r
    @名前はまだない-i3r Год назад +29

    0:12 背景オルガが死んだ所で草

  • @voibuicochauphitruongthanh14
    @voibuicochauphitruongthanh14 2 года назад +81

    0:58 My brain went 100% darker

  • @TerribleVA
    @TerribleVA 2 года назад +157

    I love how Kars didn't look like he struggled while freezing, he looked like he was mildly disappointed and huddled himself up

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM 2 года назад

      Where tf was Kars

    • @TerribleVA
      @TerribleVA 2 года назад

      @@VERGILGASM 0:13 background

  • @kaeisaaar
    @kaeisaaar 2 года назад +65

    This is definitely what I dreamt the last two months after binge watching Jojo

  • @juditbaroti2215
    @juditbaroti2215 5 месяцев назад +26

    How did this guy predict that the Cotton Eye joe song will become popural 💀

    • @androidthighs85
      @androidthighs85 5 месяцев назад

      Wdym its always been popular bro

    • @34th_
      @34th_ 4 месяца назад +7

      He didnt he just used it like a normal person

    • @Filbi
      @Filbi 3 месяца назад +4

      it was popular 20 years ago, it just came back

  • @Forestdude9000
    @Forestdude9000 Год назад +170

    Love that I'm not the only one who thought part 2 tech could have easily solved part 3. Like, give everyone a UV lamp and learn basic Hamon. Heck, put little laser pointers in Joseph's hand.

    • @Bubbble_Bear
      @Bubbble_Bear 11 месяцев назад +10

      tbf DIO's smart and cautious enough to just run, the crusaders needed to be vulnerable enough for him to consider confronting them personally

    • @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
      @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 8 месяцев назад

      It was nazi tech and the Speedwagon foundation needed to beat some very damning allegations so they couldn't keep using the tech

    • @JesseTheCatLover
      @JesseTheCatLover 6 месяцев назад

      good point!

  • @GrokeytheHunter
    @GrokeytheHunter 2 года назад +207

    Honestly this adventure seems pretty damn bizarre

  • @Artyfier
    @Artyfier 2 года назад +45

    1:40 Hamon Storheim version

  • @Bombastic_daioh
    @Bombastic_daioh Год назад +64

    Really good animation and all but nobody is seriously NOT gonna mention how freaking adorable Jotaro looks at 0:07?

  • @kindadumb916
    @kindadumb916 2 года назад +76

    I find it kinda wholesome that Dio wanted to keep Jonathan alive

    • @MiguelPart2
      @MiguelPart2 Год назад +13

      He got sad when he realized Jonathan was dead at the end of part 1.

  • @Djebedji
    @Djebedji 3 года назад +93

    Now revive the Speedwagon

  • @hajime_am1
    @hajime_am1 2 года назад +260

    I love how even Jonathan himself is confused lol. Might be topic but Old Jonathan would be so cool with his stand and hamon tho.

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 2 года назад +5

      hermit purple is josephs stand?

    • @hajime_am1
      @hajime_am1 2 года назад +2

      @@theonetruefusion8533 I'm not really sure myself, but I think someone said that stands are technically hamon, idk

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 2 года назад +1

      well they aren't

    • @vmog5414
      @vmog5414 2 года назад +1

      I think he will get a stand similar to jotaro

    • @hajime_am1
      @hajime_am1 2 года назад +3

      according to someone's theory, hermit purple was supposed to be his stand if he didn't die

  • @aoheta
    @aoheta Год назад +28

    クレイジーすぎて好き

  • @qtaro18
    @qtaro18 2 года назад +88

    1:36 jonathan dooesn't even need a stand to see and fight other stands
    he is a stand himself

    • @madladdie7069
      @madladdie7069 2 года назад +2

      he technically has a stand due to the arrow striking his body. but it's like hermit purple soooo... yeah.

    • @billyharrington5641
      @billyharrington5641 Год назад +1

      Hahahaha yee

    • @redzard2015
      @redzard2015 Год назад

      Foo Fighters

    • @adamcovey7887
      @adamcovey7887 Год назад +3

      I could just see Jonathan now being like stands back in my day we had to beat the s*** out of ourselves with our own hands you spoiled kids wouldn't last five minutes back in my day

    • @Muzana_7
      @Muzana_7 Год назад +2

      He Had A Ha Stand Called The Pasione.That Was Same Type And Ablity Of Joseph Joestar.

  • @Aadaro3
    @Aadaro3 2 года назад +36

    1:10 that's officially canon because that's another Diavolo's death

    • @sirtieman
      @sirtieman 2 года назад +1

      diavolo death 38593759274803: getting included as a material for rebuilding jonathan

  • @huilinglee8655
    @huilinglee8655 2 года назад +60

    what Jonathan did not take in consideration was that he had limited ammunition.

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog 2 года назад +7

      ammunition may be limited, but Sunlight Yellow Overdrive is not

    • @huilinglee8655
      @huilinglee8655 2 года назад +3

      @@Technotoadnotafrog he dosent have his body

  • @parkinbuamas9311
    @parkinbuamas9311 20 дней назад +4

    I just realized 3 year later this song will become a stupid nuggets song😂😂

  • @technicrain0
    @technicrain0 2 года назад +908

    Fun Fact: in 1:50. He isnt moving his mouth. His own nervous system is making it move. So Jotaro is just doing the poker face. While the nervous system moves his mouth for no apparent reason

    • @mr.trophy0912
      @mr.trophy0912 2 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @gabbie25
      @gabbie25 2 года назад +11

      fun fact: your joke isn't funny

    • @iaml2348
      @iaml2348 2 года назад +46

      @@gabbie25 No one asked and we don't care

    • @계정-k5n
      @계정-k5n 2 года назад +38

      @@gabbie25 fun fact: your fun fact is not fun nor fact

    • @jrozlie2280
      @jrozlie2280 2 года назад +5

      @@gabbie25 it's a fun fact and halfly a joke cuz it kind of makes me laugh when I think deeply about it

  • @НикитаКатаев-э2ч
    @НикитаКатаев-э2ч 2 года назад +17

    2:02 their smile it s very perfect)

  • @corruptedskidandpump9463
    @corruptedskidandpump9463 3 года назад +38

    He wanted his body back.

  • @dubitataugustinus
    @dubitataugustinus Год назад +6

    Your videos are some of my favorite JJBA content out there. Thank you for making us smile!!!

  • @enjoyer6198
    @enjoyer6198 2 года назад +23

    0:35 Jonathan's reaction to his burning body.

  • @Nico-711
    @Nico-711 2 года назад +136

    Since Jonathan does have a stand (which is the one DIO uses to see where the crusaders are, kinda like hermit purple) he could technically fight star platinum on a robot body

    • @foldabotZ
      @foldabotZ 2 года назад +32

      Jonathan was a freakin' brick wall in life, he could probably parry all of Star Platinum's punches with his own bare fists.

    • @kaelbfs806
      @kaelbfs806 2 года назад +17

      Imagine if instead of a robot body he used his stand as a body

    • @foldabotZ
      @foldabotZ 2 года назад +20

      @@kaelbfs806 A body made up of Hermit Purple, thorned vines.

    • @Necrotaku999
      @Necrotaku999 2 года назад +12

      @@foldabotZ literally not, the whole point of star platinum its that his strength and speed are way over whats possible for humans, and his precision its on par
      and then that without stand a stand probably can just phase trough your arm and hit you in the face no problem, seeing how stands can phase through people
      but luckily he wouldnt need to, he has a stand, unluckily he coldnt because he dead

    • @nigelxd3735
      @nigelxd3735 2 года назад +1

      @@foldabotZ well you know only if he could touch star, Star could not make he's fist tangable till their about to hit him

  • @lalzaha
    @lalzaha 2 года назад +41

    0:53 typical joseph

  • @しばいぬ-r3l
    @しばいぬ-r3l Год назад +5

    インド映画観たことないけどこんな感じなんやろ

  • @Enderrrrrrrrr
    @Enderrrrrrrrr 3 года назад +28

    Joseph drives like me on gta 5

  • @monstertokusatsu6042
    @monstertokusatsu6042 2 года назад +26

    Jonathan : "Kill me"
    Joseph : "Later!"

  • @apostaanux3555
    @apostaanux3555 2 года назад +25

    i just like how Kakyoin ran faster than everyone and then polnereff just zooms outta there in is wheelchair

  • @Kakmanmartinez666
    @Kakmanmartinez666 Год назад +13

    Damn. Poor Jonathan getting to see his family then getting the shit scared out of him with his grandsons driving. He's lucky they weren't in a plane!

  • @menacetosociety471
    @menacetosociety471 2 года назад +58

    2:00 it took me the fifth time watching to realize the first thing that fell was Jotaro

  • @FlancitoConCebolla
    @FlancitoConCebolla 2 года назад +41

    Fun fact: Jonathan is shown smoking a pipe in one of the first chapters in the manga when he was only 12 years old. I think it was omitted from the anime

    • @lajewtu7084
      @lajewtu7084 2 года назад +1

      But jotaro is 17 years are not smoking

  • @John_RickXP
    @John_RickXP 3 года назад +50

    I didn't find Kakyoin and Iggy model on sfm steam I totally need it

    • @1killtristan337
      @1killtristan337  3 года назад +9

      you can find them in gmod workshop and import to sfm

    • @John_RickXP
      @John_RickXP 3 года назад +6

      @@1killtristan337 I don't have Gmod

    • @4llerz
      @4llerz 2 года назад +10

      @@John_RickXP then suffer

  • @n00b_97
    @n00b_97 6 месяцев назад +6

    If you know this song before gedagedegadageda o ur a person ☝️

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 2 года назад +182

    If Jonathan had survived Part 1 and gotten a badass robo body in Part 2 I would have been a much bigger fan of SDC lol

  • @Ettohh
    @Ettohh 2 года назад +79

    1:26 i love how jotaro chew the cigarette

    • @MiguelPart2
      @MiguelPart2 Год назад +6

      Jonathan is like:that's not how you smoke it as a gentleman

    • @lawfulcud6921
      @lawfulcud6921 Год назад +3

      Bruh I thought he insulting Jonathan

    • @QuaninVN
      @QuaninVN 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@lawfulcud6921yeah me too

  • @user-be6rc3ff5y
    @user-be6rc3ff5y 2 года назад +56

    ポルナレフが知らん間に脚失ってるのが一番おもろい

  • @spiderofsparta785
    @spiderofsparta785 3 месяца назад +5

    This song fits better than what the cringternet is posting today

    • @Vricus
      @Vricus 3 месяца назад +2

      Fully agreed by me

    • @ejletsgo1650
      @ejletsgo1650 3 месяца назад +1

      I approve

  • @MB-fx6vb
    @MB-fx6vb 2 года назад +88

    Diavolo didn’t die, he was just there to explain that polnareff lost his legs, proof is at 1:45

  • @Boy_II_Man
    @Boy_II_Man 2 года назад +14

    1:54 just look Jonathan's face.

  • @Blu_Moon_VA
    @Blu_Moon_VA 2 года назад +37

    I'm obsessed with this animation, it's so wholesome.

  • @Proxy606
    @Proxy606 Месяц назад +2

    3 years ago, when this came out it was peak fiction
    Now, Jonathan still solos Goku