literally me but I have this weird sounding laugh and so my cat looks at me like I'm crazy and I'll start coughing cause I'm laughing so hard and my cat just sits there letting me die
I love how quackity was just like " how am I hold the Glock if Im already standing on four legs it not like I have a fifth le-... Let's move on." I heard that and I started laughing so hard!😂
@@copyrightinggirl how do i explain this.... Is like the '"submissive", but there's also "power bottoms" (dominant bottoms). Basically the person who is in the bottom when having sex in a gay relationship.
It’s past midnight and I’m drying not to laugh lmao I feel bad for the other people in my house trying to sleep and hearing me loose my shit over fan fictions 💀💀
For anyone genuinely weirded out by some of these fics, fic writers sometimes write “crackfics” which are just fics that are written to be stupid. They’re supposed to be cursed
Has anyone else noticed Alex avoids donations and things saying he's hot or cute? He said once that they make him uncomfortable, so honestly I can see why he would avoid this site.
I was laughing so hard I was lighted headed omg- I have seen some decent quality fanfics but these....these...I don't even have words. I am a writer myself and I don't how I should feel
Taylight Swiftie me when I start reading a heavily shipped book so I can tell the author off for shipping but I low-key get into the story and start to enjoy the writing style
Игры
The chat: *BOTTOM BOTTOM BOTTOM*
Me: I truely love this community
Potato Luna I was in that chat
He is a power bottom
@Clara Cruz everyone who has no sense of humor-
What we came for:
"Embarrassment"
What we got:
"People spamming 'Power Bottom' in the chat
Yes
That's the same thing
@@transhelper2659 less embarrassing than being a plain bottom..
* sobs *
I cannot describe how uncomfortable and how hilarious this at the exact same time
I cant either
It's so fucking cursed of an emotion
"He then throws me back on the bed gently"
*Cutely yeets Obama*
I want to like this but its at 69. tf am i meant to do-
Chat: Power Bottom!
Quackity: *I am not!*
Chat: *Why are you booing me? I'm right!*
What's the time stamp for that??
@@anong8959 7:13
*And im left*
@@marcuslalnunsanga7578 *which left?*
@@aleswcmoon *I AM RIGHT,CHILD*
“You can’t be a mom bc you’re daddy asf”
ITS TRUE
@@slayboss7829 chile anyways-
@@mirandarodriguez9766 chile n e wayz-
why this don't have more comments... :()
👁👄👁
➖👄➖
👁👄👁
Quackity: *reading fanfiction about himself*
Me: *laughing hysterically and wheezing harder than Dream*
My dog: tf is wrong with her?
My cat: I'm used to it
My dog: wtf is happening
literally me but I have this weird sounding laugh and so my cat looks at me like I'm crazy and I'll start coughing cause I'm laughing so hard and my cat just sits there letting me die
The Dog: What the human doin?
My cat: *runs away in fear*
Alex: “CRYING?! I DONT CRY”!!!!”
Meanwhile Alex crying while eating bread…
Lol
Everyone: *_SIMP_*
Quackity: nO-
Everyone: *_BOTTOM_*
Quackity: pls-
Timestamp?
@@egg1181 6:30
3 replies
Pit bull hot asf
@@fouraliers ofc
“I want to be with that boy” IN OBAMAS VOICE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
Little Binch i wrote that :,)
@@sageo7402 e p i c
Erin2J
e p i c
@@sageo7402 that was epic
U pfp is ✨immaculate✨😌✋
Fanfic: *to be continued*
Quackity: *practically writing it himself*
Quackity: *Does Mickey Mouse voice for Obama's mom*
Me: *Turns into tea kettle and ascends to another dimension* 😂
dream dis you?
Its called “ being Dream “ lol
Also this isnt meant hateful if thats how it came across, sorry.
This Dream now lol
Quackity: *reads fanfic*
The fanfic writers: *sweating intenses*
*stashes fanfic heap* YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING
@@carcinoVantas ew
@@roro6320 I didn't say it was quackity did I?
@@roro6320 why are u saying ew? It doesnt have to be quackity fanfiction like i have loads of klance and kiribaku fanfiction saved on my phone
Oop
Alex admitted he’s a dominant bottom
He’s also an amazing writer
Ikr
Time stamp?
wat
When? And hes gay?
When?
I love how quackity was just like " how am I hold the Glock if Im already standing on four legs it not like I have a fifth le-... Let's move on." I heard that and I started laughing so hard!😂
5:04
*L E M U A H !*
fanfictions: making quackity look good but also bad while humiliating him
The Funny Wonk ruclips.net/video/KvzxEma9uII/видео.html
The Funny Wonk I’d be blessed if I had fanfics of me, even if it’s humiliating 😎
why do i see you everywhere , kazuma?
The Funny Wonk e " means hello"
first i saw you from a skeppy video, second is from an animal crossing video now, here too?1!2!2$2!2!2!1
“ITS NOT LIKE I HAVE A 5TH LEG-“
...
“let’s move on...”
Oml 😂
The image of that “5th leg” holding a “Gluck”
Lol that be weird its like a mutant furry creature-
Am i the only one who has a dirty mind and-
@@milosaking4038 nope thats what alex thought clearly the way he realised and moved on😂
AHAHAHHFGSH I CANT-
"went towards him mom's car and drove away"
Literally a second later
"I walked to his house, just down the street."
Lol
9:44
No wonder why Obama came to Culiacan in Sinaloa 😔
*What we came for:* quackity fanfictions
*What we left with:* Obama fanfictions
HAHAHAGA😭
Not complaining though
QuackBama fanfics**
@@satantiest3268 *lmao yes*
Y e s
I can’t stop laughing at “all you did was tickle me hoe” in Obama’s voice 😭
2:28
his cackle sounds like those hyenas from lion king-
LMFAO SAME I COULDNT BREATH 😭😭
FR ESPECIALLY WHEN HE SAID HOE
2:29*
HAHAHAHA I JIST REALIZED THAT-
i think i died a little when i realized my mum was watching......
I'm praying for you
Petition for Quackity to read 'It started with a raid war' since that is literally the best Quackity fan fiction out there
*"Im a tOp!!!"*
-every bottom ever for some reason..
What do they mean by bottom?
@@copyrightinggirl how do i explain this....
Is like the '"submissive", but there's also "power bottoms" (dominant bottoms).
Basically the person who is in the bottom when having sex in a gay relationship.
Oh ok
It’s just learning I just wanted to know
@@kiwi6207 not just a gay relationship
The Autors who wrote the fanfics:
💧👁️👄👁️
as they should
The authors : * panicking muppet *
Yuh autors
Lmao
im happy my name is erin
0:57
I was drinking tea at that moment
thanks for putting the subtitles, i love quackity content in spanish and i'm learning english!
We all know Quackity was really blushing.
Yes alex x Obama for life uwu
Hes a cinnamon roll why wouldn't he
@@peanutbutter1706 I dunno, silly me.
Quakamba
@@iceyberq Barakity
"IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A FIFTH LEG!!!!"
*realization*
"let's move on..."
I wish I Didnt Realized That
Am I the only one who doesn't understands it
@@shraddhalawati8761 *ding dong* that’s right
@@shraddhalawati8761 well The 5 leg was A
D1ck-
@@sophiabellemangasar2438 so its not my mind only
this was the first video of quackity i saw, it was exactly a year ago and it’s still as great as the first time i watched it!! much love
The editing in all of quackitys videos is absolutely incredible my god
quackity: reads fanfictions
they are like a total chad dude
jiggle yoshi :0
Am I the only one who has no idea what this comment means
Mishy yes
@@eee-xd5bo no
Alex reactions are the perfect example of how how fangirls/fanboys react when reading fanfiction 😂
Yes
not wrong 😔
I love your name and profile 👍👏
No, I’m just dying rn
@@emsine2948 :D
5:06 as a french girl i feel incredibly offended
Me too
I’m not french but I still feel your pain-
As a french girl i never laughed so much 💀
@@p3pp3r.kiss3s i laughed too hahaha
@@helpmereach1kwithstupidvid513 thanks 😔
2:23
"On his knees and elb-ooo..ws.."
Bruh he's gotta read the ones that don't have shipping. There are a few out there where it's nothing but angst and Quackity just being a total chad.
Fear Itself ikr
LMAO HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT-
Jasmin Ortiz uhhh.....
@@envy1xc I WROTE ONE OF TH- *cough cough* ...I read one of them-
we gotta hide from this guy.. he's onto us..
EVERYONE CALLING HIM A BOTTOM I CAN NOT BREATHE
i wanna like this but i cant ruin it
I mean, he IS
B R E A T H E S
I like your profile pic-
i am wheezing LAJDKDJSJ
Quackity hablando inglés es MUY diferente a Quackity hablando español 😂
It’s past midnight and I’m drying not to laugh lmao I feel bad for the other people in my house trying to sleep and hearing me loose my shit over fan fictions 💀💀
For anyone genuinely weirded out by some of these fics, fic writers sometimes write “crackfics” which are just fics that are written to be stupid. They’re supposed to be cursed
yes,, crack fics cause the writer must've been on crack writing this shit. it's mostly written satire and as joke (probably)
And me and my friend are one of those authors hj/
I am addicted to crackfics
THATS WHAT I SHOULD LABEL MINE AS LMFAO I READ IT BACK AND IM LIKE “WTF”
Those are so funny the first one got me dying XD
Someone PLEASE write this man a good fanfic where he’s the chaddest Chad. Or point him to one that’s already been written.
I would but my morals refuse to let me write those spans of satan
It seems I have a new distraction from homework today
@@mayogirl6969 oh my god-
There are top Quackity shit on ao3 if that rings your bell
yeag but hes a side character
2:59 on it 🏃🏻♀️
This video is so chaotic and I’m here for it
Alex trying to convince everyone that he’s not gay meanwhile reading a fan fiction where he’s kissing Obama
He even said him and Obama werent official y e t-
🙃🙃
what a bicon
and also where he said that using the name Obama was sexy lmao
edit: wa to was
Wait Obama isn't a woman
@@sebaslikesanimations1447 yes, we know, that's why
when I read the title I was like:
“Sir you might want to re consider your decision-“
Armin Arlert HOLY SHIT DUDE I didn’t even know I had this many likes LMAOAOSKSNSK thank u for commenting 😳
0:44
Who else felt like they have seen that scene before? Or am I crazy
bro as a mexican this shit is so funny
“He then throws me back on the bed gently-“
*violently shoves Obama*
Dumbledore asked.......CALMLY
Just turned 696 likes don't ruin it guys😦
Edit:whtever yall ruined🧎♀️🏌♀️
the way this is edited made it less uncomfortable than it would normally be lmao
FR like I usually can’t watch the full video of people reading fan fics they make me wanna just curl up in a ball and cringe 😬😭👩🏽🦯
Josie elisabeth, ur right. And makes it even funnier and enjoyable to see lmao
duuude fr. i saw the stream, it was still funny but like.... his edits are just spicy bro
and him choosing obama makes it so much better😭
@@JxstTrinity yess
idc how many times ive watched this stream it never gets old
this was a bedtime story for me ill sleep even better with this thank you
9:39
"And start making unspeakable acts of crimes"
**Speaks of them**
lmao
nobody:
Alex's chat: POWER BOTTOM BOTTOM BOTTOM
hi it's Ruby true
dank
Also chat: SIMP SIMP SIMP
TRUTH
F A C T S
I watched this at night and instead of sleeping i ended up laughing like a crazy person🤣🤣
THANKS A LOT FOR THIS QUACKITY!!!
genuinely
i miss these streams they were so chill :(
WHEN HE HAD TO PROCESS THE “on his knees and elbows” OMFG LMFAOOOOOO
Edit - whys this got so many likes 😭🤌🏻
clearly hasnt read fanfiction before 👀👄👀
OH GOD NO-I NEVER READ FANFICTION
BAHAHAH🤣 THIS IS WHAT WATTPAD TRAINED MEH FOR
Why’s this got so many likes-
DEAR GOD QUACKITY TURNED INTO A CAR
The whole chat. :B o t t o m
S i m p.
P r e g n a n t
Alex : T o p
C h a d.
K I n g
69 I'm such a Chad
so true-
I agree with this sh**, I'm such a chad (2)
CAP CAP CAP
The first time I saw him I thought he was a top. That's literally the first thing I think of when I see someone 💀
more we need more bed time storys lmao
i now just saw this vid was mad a year ago still bed time storys busin
You made me fall asleep very well, Quackity. Thank you.
“It’s not like I have a fifth leg- let’s move on” I’m dead 😵 💀
His voice change is what killed me
quackity: IM NOT A SIMP
also quackity: cries over a girl who doesn’t like him
Haha
🥭
Crieing over a girl doesnt make you a simp
Cum Lord it do tho
Why does my mango have so many likes? It was a random emoji
I WAS EATING AND ALMOST CHOCKINGJPEKWÜEBEÖQLWJ
quackitys laugh is the funniest and most adorable thing in the world.
Imagine Obama’s daughters finding this video
LMAOSKJSOAOAOS
IKRR
Its about time they found out who there real mom is
LMAOAOAOAOOOOAOS
pfFFF-
imagine his child growing up and seeing these,,
omg alex would never have s 🤢 s se🤢🤢 alex would never habe sex 🤮 okay
YOU HAVE TO FRICK TO MAKE BABY!!! Y would u even say this
Bold of you to assume he'd get that far
THEAntElf he could adopt tho
Oh fuck
Watching this before going to sleep just hits different 😌
Quackity: I DONT CRY CHAT OK
Me remembering the time he sat eating bread while crying on stream
Has anyone else noticed Alex avoids donations and things saying he's hot or cute? He said once that they make him uncomfortable, so honestly I can see why he would avoid this site.
im replying this so u can see how many likes you have :v
@@joeclyn oh damn, forgot I even wrote this comment lol
literally one said he was daddy and he said shut up and no one seems to realize?? like
Oh, what abt his cooking stream- didn’t he take those compliments? I can’t remember
@@nero946
he did.
*The fact that he seemed to enjoy his own fanfiction- i-*
*Quickity Quackity this needs to stoppity.*
Lemon Tea Lemon Tea please stop this stupidity
@@raspite3195 Exactly
Yeetus fuckity
ok
Jesus Christ im telling mary
I was laughing so hard I was lighted headed omg-
I have seen some decent quality fanfics but these....these...I don't even have words. I am a writer myself and I don't how I should feel
7:13. Quackity acting like a bottom
Obama watching this on his secret account: 👁//👄//👁
Obama really be getting all the action from Harry styles to quakity Obama gay pog
POG
👁//👄//👁
W-wow A-Alex kun😳😳
O-oh a-l-lex-c-h-ha-an😫❗️❗️❗️
*imagine*
you and your boyfriend Quackity get in an argument and he pushes you into traffic 😍
Thatt would be beautiful ~
i want that🥺💗
lmfao harry styles stans be like:
T h a t s s e x y
Why does the F.B.I want to kill Alex?
I need another stream of him reading fanfictions-
I literally fell off my chair and almost broke my jaw😭
Alex: "reading your AWFUL quackity fanfics!"
Alex 6 mins in: *"i'm actually getting really into the story."*
edit: whew maybe y'all popped off
Taylight Swiftie me when I start reading a heavily shipped book so I can tell the author off for shipping but I low-key get into the story and start to enjoy the writing style
must be nice to know how to read 😢
it’s his d o u b l e quackity
omg hi
Taylight Swiftie 😳✊ i may or may not have saw u post this on ur insta story so i went on here just to comment. 😌
“And HOW AM I HOLDING IT IF IM ALREADY ON MY FOUR LEGS?! ITS NOT LIKE I HAVE A FIFTH LEG-“
_Put it in the quote book_
Quote book time
Time stamp?
@ten lee thank you
*writes it down in the quote book*
BRO WHEN HE SAID THAT I DIEDDD
Half the time i forgot how to breath while he was reading the ‘quackity c thanos’ story- i was laughing so fucking hard 😭
Everyone talking abt the fanfictions
Meanwhile my brain: this man was 20 and he still hasnt hit puberty
lmaooo when everyone stared started saying “ power bottom “ to alex
I LOVE YOUR PFP LDIDGXKXIIC 😭
your mom lollll tyyy bby 😌💅🏼
quackity trying to prove he’s a top for 11 minutes staight
*11 not so straight minutes
But fails
that’s not what thanos said
TOP COMMENT
Keyword: *trying*
This is still one of my favorite vids from Quackity by *far*
The fact I was going to go to bed and I said one more quackity video and I found this, just perfect
Goodnight quackity I LOVE YOU
this is clickbait, these fanfics had some loser named Alex in it, not quackity. 😔✊🏽
💀💀💀LMAOOOO
Katy Martinez quackitys name is Alex stupid
I love when people keep messaging r/wooosh when literally I know it’s a joke I-
@@foreverheart8521 k
That's the joke
@@foreverheart8521 r/woooosh
"i dont cry"
*proceeds to throw a tantrum*
happii_ハッピー *big brain time*
Our first black president and this is what is part for the history books
I was watching this before bed and this was an awesome bed time story tbh
"I wanna be a badass"
Wattpad: now ur gonna be a furry badass
LMAO
PLSS ⟟ CANT BREATHE
AS A FURRY THOSE FANFICS MADE ME CRY
*W h e e z e*
@@vicissomeone give a link!
him laughing at a ff of him called "daddy"? he's a bottom confirmed.
Why the fuck do.. wha.. how do.. what
@@Skadoodly_Dave wattpad logic
@@aperson225 lmao
the fact that this video is the reason i’m into fanfiction concerns me
Bro this video is gold
Alex: "I DONT CRY"
*Me casually pulling up a clip of him crying and eating bread*
stollen comment.
@@KaleiahCraft if I did, I didnt know, I didnt look through the comments I just wrote what I was thinking..
@@audryestilinski the original is by Shadow Wolverine
I know you didn't do it on purpose I'm just telling you
@@Pebbles.3 okay thanks
ruclips.net/video/DRMIy9t7rPQ/видео.html
I absolutely love that the author was also there as he read their fanfic 💀
I would simply pass away if he was reading my book
B R E A T H E S
@@callmehcrystal2589 HAHA SAME
@@Yokiukii I love your pfp!
@@chubchub1 thank you✨🍯🥰
4:16 the realization of what is holding it up
Alex: I DONT CRY
me: you cried while eating bread-_-
4:13 it's not like I have a fifth le-
* realises *
let's move on
IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED IM SO SLOW HELP
Melanie Delphia sometimes guys call their dicks third legs but in this case it’s fifth leg
Spookilini * HAHAH WHA FR
Spookilini * makes sense 😔
back after two months still terrified 😔👊🏼
PLEASE IMAGINE BEING THE AUTHORS WATCHING THIS I WOULD BE CRYING
you are
the author actually read it haha and she made the plot the same ahha
lol same
of joy or embarassment?
@@moonstone6133 both 😵💫
ive been trying numerous work out videos for months to get abs but i could see results right after this one
I LITERALLY LOVE YOUUUUU 😭