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  • Опубликовано: 18 май 2024
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  • @potatoluna3389
    @potatoluna3389 4 года назад +6161

    The chat: *BOTTOM BOTTOM BOTTOM*
    Me: I truely love this community

    • @HondaC1vic
      @HondaC1vic 4 года назад +7

      Potato Luna I was in that chat

    • @alexhausted
      @alexhausted 4 года назад +95

      He is a power bottom

    • @vamlpira
      @vamlpira 4 года назад +5

      @Clara Cruz everyone who has no sense of humor-

  • @zom27
    @zom27 3 года назад +3219

    What we came for:
    "Embarrassment"
    What we got:
    "People spamming 'Power Bottom' in the chat

  • @closetsarescary4986
    @closetsarescary4986 2 года назад +610

    "He then throws me back on the bed gently"
    *Cutely yeets Obama*

    • @lia5638
      @lia5638 2 года назад +4

      I want to like this but its at 69. tf am i meant to do-

  • @YoursFaithfully21
    @YoursFaithfully21 2 года назад +818

    I cannot describe how uncomfortable and how hilarious this at the exact same time

  • @biancaperez957
    @biancaperez957 4 года назад +4992

    Chat: Power Bottom!
    Quackity: *I am not!*
    Chat: *Why are you booing me? I'm right!*

  • @slothinpocket7763
    @slothinpocket7763 4 года назад +23595

    *What we came for:* quackity fanfictions
    *What we left with:* Obama fanfictions

  • @sniperxauthor6221
    @sniperxauthor6221 2 года назад +3168

    Quackity: *reading fanfiction about himself*
    Me: *laughing hysterically and wheezing harder than Dream*
    My dog: tf is wrong with her?

    • @melissamorris1241
      @melissamorris1241 2 года назад +65

      My cat: I'm used to it

    • @Cherrynotfound1014
      @Cherrynotfound1014 2 года назад +38

      My dog: wtf is happening

    • @adellaymeacham6047
      @adellaymeacham6047 2 года назад +16

      literally me but I have this weird sounding laugh and so my cat looks at me like I'm crazy and I'll start coughing cause I'm laughing so hard and my cat just sits there letting me die

    • @starii_moon
      @starii_moon 2 года назад +14

      The Dog: What the human doin?

    • @pcioa553
      @pcioa553 2 года назад +10

      My cat: *runs away in fear*

  • @rileybeatty
    @rileybeatty 2 года назад +232

    Alex: “CRYING?! I DONT CRY”!!!!”
    Meanwhile Alex crying while eating bread…

  • @kimziess
    @kimziess 3 года назад +3657

    Quackity: *reads fanfic*
    The fanfic writers: *sweating intenses*

    • @carcinoVantas
      @carcinoVantas 3 года назад +46

      *stashes fanfic heap* YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING

    • @roro6320
      @roro6320 3 года назад +8

      @@carcinoVantas ew

    • @carcinoVantas
      @carcinoVantas 3 года назад +13

      @@roro6320 I didn't say it was quackity did I?

    • @insanitywithash576
      @insanitywithash576 3 года назад +3

      @@roro6320 why are u saying ew? It doesnt have to be quackity fanfiction like i have loads of klance and kiribaku fanfiction saved on my phone

    • @rxindraws6701
      @rxindraws6701 3 года назад +1

      Oop

  • @hugesimp355
    @hugesimp355 3 года назад +4304

    The Autors who wrote the fanfics:
    💧👁️👄👁️

  • @cattenaxbee
    @cattenaxbee Год назад +147

    Fanfic: *to be continued*
    Quackity: *practically writing it himself*

  • @wrenboo1410
    @wrenboo1410 2 года назад +766

    Quackity: *Does Mickey Mouse voice for Obama's mom*
    Me: *Turns into tea kettle and ascends to another dimension* 😂

    • @hollylylyl
      @hollylylyl 2 года назад +8

      dream dis you?

    • @Brooklyn_R08
      @Brooklyn_R08 10 месяцев назад +1

      Its called “ being Dream “ lol
      Also this isnt meant hateful if thats how it came across, sorry.

    • @Kira_GPZ
      @Kira_GPZ 4 месяца назад

      This Dream now lol

  • @littlebinch
    @littlebinch 4 года назад +12386

    “I want to be with that boy” IN OBAMAS VOICE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

    • @sageo7402
      @sageo7402 4 года назад +179

      Little Binch i wrote that :,)

    • @molikeur
      @molikeur 4 года назад +67

      @@sageo7402 e p i c

    • @n1na_588
      @n1na_588 3 года назад +10

      Erin2J
      e p i c

    • @cyanide-3945
      @cyanide-3945 3 года назад +17

      @@sageo7402 that was epic

    • @ino9397
      @ino9397 3 года назад +10

      U pfp is ✨immaculate✨😌✋

  • @katherineisntcoming4718
    @katherineisntcoming4718 4 года назад +16126

    “You can’t be a mom bc you’re daddy asf”

    • @slayboss7829
      @slayboss7829 3 года назад +256

      ITS TRUE

    • @mirandarodriguez9766
      @mirandarodriguez9766 3 года назад +118

      @@slayboss7829 chile anyways-

    • @spunchbob360
      @spunchbob360 3 года назад +56

      @@mirandarodriguez9766 chile n e wayz-

    • @lustgut
      @lustgut 3 года назад +3

      why this don't have more comments... :()

    • @Oosjdnnf
      @Oosjdnnf 3 года назад +59

      👁👄👁
      ➖👄➖
      👁👄👁

  • @kaiazariacartagenacamacho1793
    @kaiazariacartagenacamacho1793 2 года назад +75

    I love how quackity was just like " how am I hold the Glock if Im already standing on four legs it not like I have a fifth le-... Let's move on." I heard that and I started laughing so hard!😂

  • @saysongaming6970
    @saysongaming6970 2 года назад +32

    5:04
    *L E M U A H !*

  • @kiwi6207
    @kiwi6207 3 года назад +8683

    *"Im a tOp!!!"*
    -every bottom ever for some reason..

    • @copyrightinggirl
      @copyrightinggirl 3 года назад +35

      What do they mean by bottom?

    • @kiwi6207
      @kiwi6207 3 года назад +352

      @@copyrightinggirl how do i explain this....
      Is like the '"submissive", but there's also "power bottoms" (dominant bottoms).
      Basically the person who is in the bottom when having sex in a gay relationship.

    • @copyrightinggirl
      @copyrightinggirl 3 года назад +18

      Oh ok

    • @copyrightinggirl
      @copyrightinggirl 3 года назад +17

      It’s just learning I just wanted to know

    • @00imz
      @00imz 3 года назад +50

      @@kiwi6207 not just a gay relationship

  • @koidumpstergirl1894
    @koidumpstergirl1894 4 года назад +3746

    Alex admitted he’s a dominant bottom
    He’s also an amazing writer

  • @SctShin
    @SctShin Год назад +66

    "went towards him mom's car and drove away"
    Literally a second later
    "I walked to his house, just down the street."
    Lol

  • @soliddsnake2
    @soliddsnake2 2 года назад +19

    9:44
    No wonder why Obama came to Culiacan in Sinaloa 😔

  • @shrimp4278
    @shrimp4278 4 года назад +16535

    Everyone: *_SIMP_*
    Quackity: nO-
    Everyone: *_BOTTOM_*
    Quackity: pls-

  • @Komaedasympathizer
    @Komaedasympathizer 3 года назад +14758

    EVERYONE CALLING HIM A BOTTOM I CAN NOT BREATHE

  • @sapmelon
    @sapmelon 2 года назад +24

    Petition for Quackity to read 'It started with a raid war' since that is literally the best Quackity fan fiction out there

  • @LP____
    @LP____ 2 года назад +14

    0:57
    I was drinking tea at that moment

  • @lett8686
    @lett8686 3 года назад +13231

    "IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A FIFTH LEG!!!!"
    *realization*
    "let's move on..."

  • @kat2loyal
    @kat2loyal 4 года назад +5390

    We all know Quackity was really blushing.

    • @zaria7747
      @zaria7747 4 года назад +280

      Yes alex x Obama for life uwu

    • @peanutbutter1706
      @peanutbutter1706 4 года назад +139

      Hes a cinnamon roll why wouldn't he

    • @kat2loyal
      @kat2loyal 4 года назад +20

      @@peanutbutter1706 I dunno, silly me.

    • @iceyberq
      @iceyberq 4 года назад +28

      Quakamba

    • @emily-wu7rj
      @emily-wu7rj 4 года назад +15

      @@iceyberq Barakity

  • @My_BookiePookie
    @My_BookiePookie 9 месяцев назад +3

    i think i died a little when i realized my mum was watching......

  • @victoriarodriguez2137
    @victoriarodriguez2137 Год назад +4

    thanks for putting the subtitles, i love quackity content in spanish and i'm learning english!

  • @m1c4ela14
    @m1c4ela14 3 года назад +3009

    “ITS NOT LIKE I HAVE A 5TH LEG-“
    ...
    “let’s move on...”

    • @tombrown5235
      @tombrown5235 3 года назад +31

      Oml 😂
      The image of that “5th leg” holding a “Gluck”

    • @petald1444
      @petald1444 3 года назад +3

      Lol that be weird its like a mutant furry creature-

    • @milosaking4038
      @milosaking4038 3 года назад +14

      Am i the only one who has a dirty mind and-

    • @Synaxia
      @Synaxia 3 года назад +17

      @@milosaking4038 nope thats what alex thought clearly the way he realised and moved on😂

    • @idawelle6696
      @idawelle6696 3 года назад +2

      AHAHAHHFGSH I CANT-

  • @i_dont_like_you-ko6kd
    @i_dont_like_you-ko6kd 3 года назад +5281

    Obama watching this on his secret account: 👁//👄//👁

    • @moonsbies
      @moonsbies 3 года назад +149

      Obama really be getting all the action from Harry styles to quakity Obama gay pog

    • @slipery_lemon6222
      @slipery_lemon6222 3 года назад +13

      POG

    • @adrien4160
      @adrien4160 3 года назад +13

      👁//👄//👁

    • @SGK___
      @SGK___ 3 года назад +32

      W-wow A-Alex kun😳😳

    • @caalminginterlude
      @caalminginterlude 3 года назад +18

      O-oh a-l-lex-c-h-ha-an😫❗️❗️❗️

  • @Giganetrick
    @Giganetrick Год назад +1

    The editing in all of quackitys videos is absolutely incredible my god

  • @Angelica-ld1cl
    @Angelica-ld1cl 2 года назад

    this was the first video of quackity i saw, it was exactly a year ago and it’s still as great as the first time i watched it!! much love

  • @fearitself26
    @fearitself26 4 года назад +8707

    Bruh he's gotta read the ones that don't have shipping. There are a few out there where it's nothing but angst and Quackity just being a total chad.

    • @okayokay4014
      @okayokay4014 4 года назад +152

      Fear Itself ikr

    • @envy1xc
      @envy1xc 4 года назад +614

      LMAO HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT-

    • @chanskangaroo5751
      @chanskangaroo5751 4 года назад +99

      Jasmin Ortiz uhhh.....

    • @fearitself26
      @fearitself26 4 года назад +491

      @@envy1xc I WROTE ONE OF TH- *cough cough* ...I read one of them-

    • @gunkgirl
      @gunkgirl 4 года назад +115

      we gotta hide from this guy.. he's onto us..

  • @shemionegranger2546
    @shemionegranger2546 4 года назад +5369

    *imagine*
    you and your boyfriend Quackity get in an argument and he pushes you into traffic 😍

    • @Joyful_Jo_
      @Joyful_Jo_ 4 года назад +264

      Thatt would be beautiful ~

    • @faeriekyuu
      @faeriekyuu 4 года назад +230

      i want that🥺💗

    • @slushied
      @slushied 4 года назад +81

      lmfao harry styles stans be like:

    • @thepoopshitterz
      @thepoopshitterz 4 года назад +52

      T h a t s s e x y

    • @Vallll.entine
      @Vallll.entine 4 года назад +26

      Why does the F.B.I want to kill Alex?

  • @SarahFlor08
    @SarahFlor08 2 года назад +15

    2:59 on it 🏃🏻‍♀️

  • @assblaster420
    @assblaster420 2 года назад +18

    It’s past midnight and I’m drying not to laugh lmao I feel bad for the other people in my house trying to sleep and hearing me loose my shit over fan fictions 💀💀

  • @purfoo6536
    @purfoo6536 4 года назад +9906

    Imagine Obama’s daughters finding this video

  • @lvnderskiez7987
    @lvnderskiez7987 4 года назад +3689

    nobody:
    Alex's chat: POWER BOTTOM BOTTOM BOTTOM

  • @p3pp3r.kiss3s
    @p3pp3r.kiss3s 2 года назад +4

    2:23
    "On his knees and elb-ooo..ws.."

  • @raphaelle781
    @raphaelle781 2 года назад +51

    5:06 as a french girl i feel incredibly offended

  • @demi1443
    @demi1443 4 года назад +4875

    Alex reactions are the perfect example of how how fangirls/fanboys react when reading fanfiction 😂

    • @focaluv
      @focaluv 3 года назад +15

      Yes

    • @maximiliannn
      @maximiliannn 3 года назад +23

      not wrong 😔

    • @emsine2948
      @emsine2948 3 года назад +6

      I love your name and profile 👍👏

    • @leah8894
      @leah8894 3 года назад +4

      No, I’m just dying rn

    • @demi1443
      @demi1443 3 года назад +4

      @@emsine2948 :D

  • @variousloner4168
    @variousloner4168 4 года назад +2298

    quackity: reads fanfictions
    they are like a total chad dude

  • @Marz_Barzzzzzzzz
    @Marz_Barzzzzzzzz 10 месяцев назад +1

    This video is so chaotic and I’m here for it

  • @CxsmicRxse
    @CxsmicRxse 2 года назад +4

    0:44
    Who else felt like they have seen that scene before? Or am I crazy

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 года назад +16532

    fanfictions: making quackity look good but also bad while humiliating him

    • @TommyWeber
      @TommyWeber 4 года назад +12

      The Funny Wonk ruclips.net/video/KvzxEma9uII/видео.html

    • @krazyexorcism2214
      @krazyexorcism2214 4 года назад +115

      The Funny Wonk I’d be blessed if I had fanfics of me, even if it’s humiliating 😎

    • @lupan37
      @lupan37 4 года назад +5

      why do i see you everywhere , kazuma?

    • @buttersfan0__
      @buttersfan0__ 4 года назад +3

      The Funny Wonk e " means hello"

    • @kayesdiary-
      @kayesdiary- 4 года назад +1

      first i saw you from a skeppy video, second is from an animal crossing video now, here too?1!2!2$2!2!2!1

  • @me-cp7he
    @me-cp7he 3 года назад +7308

    Someone PLEASE write this man a good fanfic where he’s the chaddest Chad. Or point him to one that’s already been written.

    • @whinyxi8914
      @whinyxi8914 3 года назад +203

      I would but my morals refuse to let me write those spans of satan

    • @mayogirl6969
      @mayogirl6969 3 года назад +155

      It seems I have a new distraction from homework today

    • @eriess_
      @eriess_ 3 года назад +33

      @@mayogirl6969 oh my god-

    • @amy370
      @amy370 3 года назад +61

      There are top Quackity shit on ao3 if that rings your bell

    • @GE-0530RN
      @GE-0530RN 3 года назад +2

      yeag but hes a side character

  • @pokemash1855
    @pokemash1855 2 года назад +2

    this was a bedtime story for me ill sleep even better with this thank you

  • @sxphivibezs7943
    @sxphivibezs7943 2 года назад +4

    quackitys laugh is the funniest and most adorable thing in the world.

  • @KM-cb6pv
    @KM-cb6pv 4 года назад +6641

    imagine his child growing up and seeing these,,

    • @smallredboy9138
      @smallredboy9138 4 года назад +690

      omg alex would never have s 🤢 s se🤢🤢 alex would never habe sex 🤮 okay

    • @megashima
      @megashima 4 года назад +314

      YOU HAVE TO FRICK TO MAKE BABY!!! Y would u even say this

    • @Orelganic
      @Orelganic 4 года назад +434

      Bold of you to assume he'd get that far

    • @taeilhyuckbae
      @taeilhyuckbae 4 года назад +69

      THEAntElf he could adopt tho

    • @sharpnelshots
      @sharpnelshots 4 года назад +22

      Oh fuck

  • @tthetac2575
    @tthetac2575 4 года назад +6672

    quackity: IM NOT A SIMP
    also quackity: cries over a girl who doesn’t like him

    • @mzrwizardmzr
      @mzrwizardmzr 4 года назад +9

      Haha

    • @mia-iw6fl
      @mia-iw6fl 4 года назад +64

      🥭

    • @rawrxd215
      @rawrxd215 4 года назад +63

      Crieing over a girl doesnt make you a simp

    • @mzrwizardmzr
      @mzrwizardmzr 4 года назад +13

      Cum Lord it do tho

    • @mia-iw6fl
      @mia-iw6fl 4 года назад +19

      Why does my mango have so many likes? It was a random emoji

  • @itsmeonlyme...8682
    @itsmeonlyme...8682 10 месяцев назад +11

    Quackity hablando inglés es MUY diferente a Quackity hablando español 😂

  • @3van_s00t
    @3van_s00t 6 месяцев назад +1

    Watching this before going to sleep just hits different 😌

  • @SiberianHeartty
    @SiberianHeartty 4 года назад +9419

    quackity trying to prove he’s a top for 11 minutes staight

  • @lesly6180
    @lesly6180 4 года назад +1445

    when I read the title I was like:
    “Sir you might want to re consider your decision-“

    • @lesly6180
      @lesly6180 4 года назад

      Armin Arlert HOLY SHIT DUDE I didn’t even know I had this many likes LMAOAOSKSNSK thank u for commenting 😳

  • @teaganap471
    @teaganap471 2 года назад

    idc how many times ive watched this stream it never gets old

  • @detez4666
    @detez4666 Год назад

    I watched this at night and instead of sleeping i ended up laughing like a crazy person🤣🤣
    THANKS A LOT FOR THIS QUACKITY!!!
    genuinely

  • @kasakro9829
    @kasakro9829 3 года назад +7594

    For anyone genuinely weirded out by some of these fics, fic writers sometimes write “crackfics” which are just fics that are written to be stupid. They’re supposed to be cursed

    • @hang_1n
      @hang_1n 3 года назад +311

      yes,, crack fics cause the writer must've been on crack writing this shit. it's mostly written satire and as joke (probably)

    • @enoraraooaa
      @enoraraooaa 2 года назад +155

      And me and my friend are one of those authors hj/

    • @lulumoonish
      @lulumoonish 2 года назад +155

      I am addicted to crackfics

    • @Squeamishuser
      @Squeamishuser 2 года назад +49

      THATS WHAT I SHOULD LABEL MINE AS LMFAO I READ IT BACK AND IM LIKE “WTF”

    • @itzlolgicalmeh1012
      @itzlolgicalmeh1012 2 года назад +17

      Those are so funny the first one got me dying XD

  • @saraiperez4435
    @saraiperez4435 4 года назад +2080

    4:13 it's not like I have a fifth le-
    * realises *
    let's move on

    • @yes-be5lf
      @yes-be5lf 3 года назад +55

      IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED IM SO SLOW HELP

    • @spookilini
      @spookilini 3 года назад +160

      Melanie Delphia sometimes guys call their dicks third legs but in this case it’s fifth leg

    • @yes-be5lf
      @yes-be5lf 3 года назад +30

      Spookilini * HAHAH WHA FR

    • @yes-be5lf
      @yes-be5lf 3 года назад +18

      Spookilini * makes sense 😔

    • @yes-be5lf
      @yes-be5lf 3 года назад +64

      back after two months still terrified 😔👊🏼

  • @S0ngpy3on
    @S0ngpy3on Год назад +5

    I need another stream of him reading fanfictions-

  • @Karina-pe4bo
    @Karina-pe4bo 2 года назад +1

    i miss these streams they were so chill :(

  • @rhymeswith9032
    @rhymeswith9032 2 года назад +1262

    “He then throws me back on the bed gently-“
    *violently shoves Obama*

    • @skittle-chan8641
      @skittle-chan8641 2 года назад +41

      Dumbledore asked.......CALMLY

    • @divsdora
      @divsdora 2 года назад +2

      Just turned 696 likes don't ruin it guys😦
      Edit:whtever yall ruined🧎‍♀️🏌‍♀️

  • @kittycorner4747
    @kittycorner4747 3 года назад +9085

    I can’t stop laughing at “all you did was tickle me hoe” in Obama’s voice 😭
    2:28

  • @vamping_out
    @vamping_out 2 года назад

    more we need more bed time storys lmao
    i now just saw this vid was mad a year ago still bed time storys busin

  • @baldgeodaddy8257
    @baldgeodaddy8257 2 года назад +7

    Quackity: I DONT CRY CHAT OK
    Me remembering the time he sat eating bread while crying on stream

  • @mady9049
    @mady9049 3 года назад +2136

    WHEN HE HAD TO PROCESS THE “on his knees and elbows” OMFG LMFAOOOOOO
    Edit - whys this got so many likes 😭🤌🏻

    • @annabella7989
      @annabella7989 3 года назад +50

      clearly hasnt read fanfiction before 👀👄👀

    • @ariannasantiago4585
      @ariannasantiago4585 3 года назад +3

      OH GOD NO-I NEVER READ FANFICTION

    • @lunaticnobody348
      @lunaticnobody348 3 года назад +3

      BAHAHAH🤣 THIS IS WHAT WATTPAD TRAINED MEH FOR

    • @mady9049
      @mady9049 3 года назад +2

      Why’s this got so many likes-

    • @doofusdog2663
      @doofusdog2663 2 года назад

      DEAR GOD QUACKITY TURNED INTO A CAR

  • @goon_ass1675
    @goon_ass1675 3 года назад +4929

    Has anyone else noticed Alex avoids donations and things saying he's hot or cute? He said once that they make him uncomfortable, so honestly I can see why he would avoid this site.

    • @joeclyn
      @joeclyn 3 года назад +70

      im replying this so u can see how many likes you have :v

    • @goon_ass1675
      @goon_ass1675 3 года назад +80

      @@joeclyn oh damn, forgot I even wrote this comment lol

    • @moni-to3lf
      @moni-to3lf 3 года назад +219

      literally one said he was daddy and he said shut up and no one seems to realize?? like

    • @nero946
      @nero946 3 года назад +35

      Oh, what abt his cooking stream- didn’t he take those compliments? I can’t remember

    • @tsukimisin
      @tsukimisin 3 года назад +7

      @@nero946
      he did.

  • @MileyIsABozo
    @MileyIsABozo Год назад +1

    4:16 the realization of what is holding it up

  • @MileyIsABozo
    @MileyIsABozo Год назад

    You made me fall asleep very well, Quackity. Thank you.

  • @jas3335
    @jas3335 3 года назад +2036

    him laughing at a ff of him called "daddy"? he's a bottom confirmed.

    • @Skadoodly_Dave
      @Skadoodly_Dave 3 года назад +30

      Why the fuck do.. wha.. how do.. what

    • @aperson225
      @aperson225 3 года назад +43

      @@Skadoodly_Dave wattpad logic

    • @Skadoodly_Dave
      @Skadoodly_Dave 3 года назад +1

      @@aperson225 lmao

  • @pleaseno3947
    @pleaseno3947 4 года назад +26773

    Alex trying to convince everyone that he’s not gay meanwhile reading a fan fiction where he’s kissing Obama

    • @leopatterson8353
      @leopatterson8353 4 года назад +1088

      He even said him and Obama werent official y e t-
      🙃🙃

    • @mayaavabennett3090
      @mayaavabennett3090 3 года назад +529

      what a bicon

    • @saltine2239
      @saltine2239 3 года назад +226

      and also where he said that using the name Obama was sexy lmao
      edit: wa to was

    • @sebaslikesanimations1447
      @sebaslikesanimations1447 3 года назад +90

      Wait Obama isn't a woman

    • @christian3758
      @christian3758 3 года назад +54

      @@sebaslikesanimations1447 yes, we know, that's why

  • @daydreamnottaken
    @daydreamnottaken 2 года назад +1

    I was laughing so hard I was lighted headed omg-
    I have seen some decent quality fanfics but these....these...I don't even have words. I am a writer myself and I don't how I should feel

  • @Itz_me_belinha
    @Itz_me_belinha Год назад +1

    Quackity: "I DONT CRY"
    Me: remembers a clip of Quackity crying while eating bread

  • @walkover-cc1dm
    @walkover-cc1dm 3 года назад +1693

    "I wanna be a badass"
    Wattpad: now ur gonna be a furry badass

  • @audryestilinski
    @audryestilinski 3 года назад +3776

    Alex: "I DONT CRY"
    *Me casually pulling up a clip of him crying and eating bread*

    • @KaleiahCraft
      @KaleiahCraft 2 года назад +9

      stollen comment.

    • @audryestilinski
      @audryestilinski 2 года назад +17

      @@KaleiahCraft if I did, I didnt know, I didnt look through the comments I just wrote what I was thinking..

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 2 года назад +4

      @@audryestilinski the original is by Shadow Wolverine
      I know you didn't do it on purpose I'm just telling you

    • @audryestilinski
      @audryestilinski 2 года назад +6

      @@Pebbles.3 okay thanks

    • @user-lq3ps3hx7x
      @user-lq3ps3hx7x 2 года назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/DRMIy9t7rPQ/видео.html

  • @TheBillBozo
    @TheBillBozo Год назад +2

    I literally fell off my chair and almost broke my jaw😭

  • @BrainyAshes
    @BrainyAshes Год назад

    This is still one of my favorite vids from Quackity by *far*

  • @averagegordonenjoyer3141
    @averagegordonenjoyer3141 4 года назад +4689

    Im crying lmfao im so glad he didn’t read the quacksel smut stories

  • @celestegarcia9031
    @celestegarcia9031 4 года назад +617

    “It’s not like I have a fifth leg- let’s move on” I’m dead 😵 💀

    • @pizzahut8482
      @pizzahut8482 4 года назад +40

      His voice change is what killed me

  • @stevesimps2148
    @stevesimps2148 Год назад

    Bro this video is gold

  • @booish1
    @booish1 Год назад +5

    the fact that this video is the reason i’m into fanfiction concerns me

  • @user-me1bh6yv1b
    @user-me1bh6yv1b 3 года назад +2914

    LMAO WHEN PEOPLE WERE CALLING HIM A BOTTOM

    • @lily.6083
      @lily.6083 2 года назад +25

      OH GOD 😂😭

    • @elyzaclevelandsmith7398
      @elyzaclevelandsmith7398 2 года назад +11

      LMAOOAO

    • @childrennuggets7270
      @childrennuggets7270 2 года назад +9

      can u pls clarify what they meant

    • @swiftie547
      @swiftie547 2 года назад +69

      @@childrennuggets7270 you're too young

    • @weebofficial7477
      @weebofficial7477 2 года назад +70

      @@childrennuggets7270 their talking about se- BUNK BEDS the chad is always top… BUNK so yeah quackery hates the bottom bunk

  • @josie7360
    @josie7360 3 года назад +19248

    the way this is edited made it less uncomfortable than it would normally be lmao

    • @JxstTrinity
      @JxstTrinity 3 года назад +714

      FR like I usually can’t watch the full video of people reading fan fics they make me wanna just curl up in a ball and cringe 😬😭👩🏽‍🦯

    • @gertrudedeclaro6797
      @gertrudedeclaro6797 3 года назад +156

      Josie elisabeth, ur right. And makes it even funnier and enjoyable to see lmao

    • @olliekim1730
      @olliekim1730 3 года назад +135

      duuude fr. i saw the stream, it was still funny but like.... his edits are just spicy bro

    • @Gabi-pn1fw
      @Gabi-pn1fw 3 года назад +106

      and him choosing obama makes it so much better😭

    • @TheOneAndOnly.Uzui.Tengen
      @TheOneAndOnly.Uzui.Tengen 3 года назад +3

      @@JxstTrinity yess

  • @mckenna-leekovacz613
    @mckenna-leekovacz613 2 года назад

    wattpad has those rlly good stories and the the ones that make you questio yours and everybody elses sanity

  • @hi-rl3mp
    @hi-rl3mp 2 года назад +3

    Quacking: I never cry!
    Him also crying while eating bread*

  • @bumblebeetlebee5187
    @bumblebeetlebee5187 2 года назад +2913

    Alex: I’m not gay!
    Also Alex: **Using Obama as Y/n willingly**
    /j

  • @mufields
    @mufields 4 года назад +1417

    9:39
    "And start making unspeakable acts of crimes"
    **Speaks of them**

  • @lillybrown3749
    @lillybrown3749 2 года назад

    I was watching this before bed and this was an awesome bed time story tbh

  • @jingtong2881
    @jingtong2881 2 года назад

    Him : I DON'T CRY
    also him : * cries while eating bred

  • @silent4909
    @silent4909 4 года назад +661

    lmaooo when everyone stared started saying “ power bottom “ to alex

    • @mychaelann3743
      @mychaelann3743 4 года назад +1

      I LOVE YOUR PFP LDIDGXKXIIC 😭

    • @silent4909
      @silent4909 4 года назад

      your mom lollll tyyy bby 😌💅🏼

  • @victoria9694
    @victoria9694 3 года назад +2437

    8:15 is literally everybody when y/n cries, stutters or gets pregnant LMAOO

    • @missgirl2843
      @missgirl2843 3 года назад +122

      LMFAO PLSS NOT Y/N CRYING BYE😩‼️

    • @DiggyGorganzola
      @DiggyGorganzola 3 года назад +116

      “Bro why THE FUCK SHUT UP THIS ISNT SOMETHING I WOULD FUCKING DO OH MY GOD.”

    • @userwastaken69
      @userwastaken69 3 года назад +79

      Or acts like an idiot. That's when I start cringing and feeling too scared to continue.

    • @sageripple546
      @sageripple546 3 года назад +50

      I always get second hand embarrassment at least once when reading an "x reader" fanfic-

    • @maui8331
      @maui8331 3 года назад +31

      PLS i do everything to stay away from x reader fics when Y / N is like that like bish dramatic for what?

  • @Lilisa33
    @Lilisa33 3 месяца назад +3

    Everyone talking abt the fanfictions
    Meanwhile my brain: this man was 20 and he still hasnt hit puberty

  • @AHHHHHHH699
    @AHHHHHHH699 Год назад +3

    This is making me want to read these fanfics as a joke 😭

  • @izzyb_ella_m5362
    @izzyb_ella_m5362 3 года назад +2692

    “And HOW AM I HOLDING IT IF IM ALREADY ON MY FOUR LEGS?! ITS NOT LIKE I HAVE A FIFTH LEG-“
    _Put it in the quote book_

  • @772luvv9
    @772luvv9 3 года назад +4696

    He should be thankful he hasn’t seen the edits of him on tiktok 🤸🏻‍♀️🕳

  • @lovelydevilla9306
    @lovelydevilla9306 2 года назад +1

    Every time i read pov stories in wattpad it always reminds me of obama and i always have to try the story with obama as yn before me now....

  • @survival9206
    @survival9206 2 года назад +1

    ive been trying numerous work out videos for months to get abs but i could see results right after this one

  • @rxinyreverie
    @rxinyreverie 4 года назад +5527

    *The fact that he seemed to enjoy his own fanfiction- i-*
    *Quickity Quackity this needs to stoppity.*

  • @allannah07
    @allannah07 3 года назад +1701

    "all you did was tickle me ho-" LMAO

    • @allannah07
      @allannah07 3 года назад +33

      2:29 for when I want to rewatch the clip

    • @charisse2233
      @charisse2233 3 года назад +8

      LMAOO THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST BIT

    • @izzyb_ella_m5362
      @izzyb_ella_m5362 3 года назад +4

      Ohhhh myyy god! Off topic real quick! That’s the EXACT pfp I had for Xbox. Now it Wilbur and Tommy next to eachother with the title “Brothers! (But don’t tell Wilbur or he will cry)”

    • @allannah07
      @allannah07 3 года назад +4

      @@izzyb_ella_m5362 awhh

    • @shi7212
      @shi7212 3 года назад +4

      I was dead

  • @AfraidToBeAna
    @AfraidToBeAna 2 года назад +1

    Tbh some fanfics are amazing and some just make me want to cry.

  • @aaargh-angel
    @aaargh-angel 3 года назад +2369

    Quackity: “I DONT CRY!”
    me: **has flashbacks to when he was crying and eating bread**