cooking pizza but 6000 viewers tell me what to do
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- Опубликовано: 23 май 2020
- STREAMED LIVE ON TWITCH: / quackityhq
DISCORD: / discord
TWITTER: / quackity
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INSTAGRAM: / quackity
edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins 
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“Awh you guys are so nice to me”
*”Flatty patty” “divorced dad” “lil hamburger”*
4'11" king
Lol in Latin America those like are compliments or nicknames your friends give you
@@kellet-5746 Are you spanish??
BC those are NOT CONPLIMENTS.
@@darinoooooooooooo1312 I don't know if in mexico it's like that, for what I know they are. yes I'm venezuelan
@@kellet-5746 OH, ok, he leído otra vez mi "comentario" (eS UnA MiErDa), sé que desde el exterior, no parece una imitación del típico ofendidito, pero lo és.
PD: Esto parece una excusa???????
PD²: Cómo puedo hacer chistes sin parecer un PuTo AnOrMaL??????
Quackity: "Oh my god you are so nice to me"
The chat: "CHEF SIMP"
Plot twist the chat are the *Simps*
Tested yes, yes we are :)
4,11
Chat:911
Quackity:I'm a Pro Chef
Me: *flashbacks to FilthyFrank*
I love how he ignores the “4’11” in chat RIGHT ABOVE the “TALL”
yep
LMFAO FRR
JSSJSJSJSSJSJSSJSJSS
Bros the height of a fridge either that damn fridge is really small he's too tall for the kitchen or he's genuinely tall
I love how Quackity is constantly is worried about his mom beating the living hell out of him.
Cause he is Latino we all lives in constant fear of our mom, is a cultural thing lmao 🤣
the chancla speaks itself I'd say
Im more worried how he didnt put the flour on the pizza first then put it on the thing
XD
Brother you NEVER wanna face the wrath of a mexican mom, trust me i would know
just watched a 19 year-old boy give himself salmonella
feeling good
@@milomal9969 I WAS FONNA SAY THAT
Ah yes
Feeling good
@@milomal9969 I was gonna say that 🥲
Quackity: "Am I tall?"
*Zooms in on "4"11 king"*
Plantamakerz ya for a 4th grader
Being 4'11 is not fun.
HE'S NATSUKI HEIGHT
@Plantamakerz for a young person
Aw man I wish I was that my height
Quackity is literally everything. A chef, a musician, a lawyer, an epic gamer, a host- what else?
GORDON RAMSEY
discord cooking competition
A comedian a actor
iPad kid
Everything the reply section is saying
Firefighter
quakity: "im a professional chef"
ranboo: "am i a joke to you?"
Don't forget technoblade his baking is like magic
dont forget bbh’s chicken noodle soup maiking
@Non-binaryPansexaulloser yes lol
Don't forget sapnaps steaks
?
“I think it’s looking pretty good guys!”
chat: **DOESNT HAVE A SINGLE LOWERCASE LETTER**
LMFAO THE WAY THE CHAT WERE TRYING TO TELL HIM ITS A MESS
Oh shit hahahah
XDD FRRR
“I am a professional chef”
*proceeds to fail at being a chef*
He didn't even know what A CUP was I am SCARED
@@hallway_revenant7919 i mean hes mexican and i dont think they use cups and stuff there-
exactly like man thats not 3 1/2 cups of flour man thats like 2 cups-
@@Kxyla_45 that would make sense since america is strange, but then why does he have that type of measuring spoon?
"i am a professional chef"
**DOESNT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CUP AND TABLESPOON**
"I'm a professional chef"
*Proceeds to ignore donations telling him the yeast won't rise, also wearing a gamer headset, trying to put a cup or sugar in PIZZA, AND on top of all that, not washing his hands at the beginning-*
And then you realize he's studying to be a lawyer
*Ah shit, here we go again.*
fr
@@emmanuelcommunityusa2798 his sun sign is pizza and his moon sign is vegetarian
Quackity: The pizza is burnt
Also Quackity: That was undercooked
i was looking for this
frrrr
Alternative title: mums gonna get mad
@@baharm8892 yeah idk some ppl say he lives in Mexico some ppl say in California
I’m confused
@Leilaa oh but he still makes videos in that cave house....so idk
@@Name-tn1zg he lives in Mexico
he lives in both Mexico and LA, Mexico for whenever, LA for his law studies
@@Name-tn1zg He lives in Mexico.
“ We got this under control chat. “
* Proceeds to ruin recipe sheet *
General kenobi
You have the same profile as the person above you I
😯😯😯😯
He needs my glasses🧍♀️
"I'm a professional chef"
**Says that while having a gaming headset on**
Probably in minecraft but alr 😭☝️
“Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.”
Mmmm sounds like your relationship with Schlatt
AYO BESTIE-
Someone bring aloe vera please
@@mk-ki4ls Ok Here *Gives*
I was just about to write that but "yeah but not you and wilbur in lore" 😭(idk of you ship it I just found funny)
YOU DID NOTTTT
ALEX’S FACE WHEN THE DONATION TALKED ABOUT ABOUT THE YEAST NOT GOING TO RISE
Time stamp?
@@stwlla 3:42
It was at this moment that he knew...
*HE F*CKED UP*
he went: uhm chile anyway so
he really said ":0 - anyways let's get started 😃"
Quackity: “im a professional chef”
minutes later: “what does spraying the pan means can i use windex?”
*can't differentiate the difference between a cup and a tablespoon*
@@sheilablub yo u stealing my comment?
@@gametroster6194 how is it stealing when its so simple to make the joke
tries to use a strainer as a bowl
"Im a professional chef!"
Not even 1 minute later...Shows Notes
Yep! How professional
Oh yas-😭✋
i can’t- he did every single thing wrong and i love him for it this is my new comfort video
When he was crying I thought he was either reassuring himself that the pizza would be good while having a breakdown, or he was actually proud of himself
It’s all of those at the same time
Lööp yup
he's scared about his mom
He cried when a donation said that a health inspector is giving Quackity a 3-weeks notice before they shut the restaurant down. Here's the clip: clips.twitch.tv/SleepyPlayfulWasabiPMSTwin
Um... idk if this was a question but here’s the answer:
*yes*
the aggressive donos trying to help him and him ignoring them really pulls the video together
Since this has no reply’s i shall reply
@@auraluf9149 me three
Me four
me infinity : )
Me 6th
Donation: "you should not have access to an oven"
Quackity: **cooks pizza in the oven**
This was an emotional rollercoaster.
“i’m a professional chef”
*wearing gaming headset*
Loooolll so tru 😂😂
Lol
Lmao
Chefs can be gamers too
@@holycrusader7965 u can be the CHEF GAMER! and the chef gamer is a gamer that always play chef games
Quackity: eats pizza.
Stomach immediately after: *no*
pause that abort that
and Quackity was never seen again
*pizza*
It was just one bite too
He was warned when that chef said it wasnt safe for human consumption 😂
no one:
Quackity : * drinks caprisun like a child*
me: this is why i love him
The fact he knows nothing about what hes doing , makes this adorable and hilarious lmao
the way he just ignored the donation warning him the yeast wouldn’t rise😂
He just looked at the message like: 👁👄👁
@@doingyourmum___ I'm smart .. totally.. i feel like that was what he was thinking
Time stamp: 3:40
Oh no... ANYWAYS
@@eggboy26
Haha lol
*"Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin"*
- Quackity
I see you everywhere, and I do not like those odds.
Giorno but he's trying to stay hidden same
2020 and still make virgin joke what a cringe joke
@@aikun9098 i actually found the joke funny
Ai kun
you’re a cringe joke lmao
“Ok now let’s put it in the microwave” ITS NOT A MICROWAVE ITS A OVEN
that is what i was saying 😭
The chat: EWWWW, YOU’RE DOING THIS WRONG!
Quakity: ignores*
Me: thinking he actually did good apart from the bacteria that was on it*
you literally can tell he's mexican because of how many times he says his mom is gonna get mad at him
literally all families are like that expect white people
Im asian and instead my mom will get angry my grandma will
peachy • i'm white and my mum will kill me if i make the kitchen dirty
it’s 2020 and people still think due to your race, you’re suppose to be raised a certain way.... yikes
*@peachy*
have you met ethnic european families?
My favorite part of this stream was how he said that his mom wasn’t home and that she’s gonna kill him when she gets home but then he went in the room twice to ask her a question
😂😂
I'm surprised how his mom let's him yell cuss words.
V _oice Do we know if she understands English cuss words though?
@@hayhayluxray Has he ever mentioned that she can? I know he's from mexico.
@Captain Bruh It's called manners. And i'm pretty sure quackity knows what that means.
“Oh no, my “frigging” notes got *wet* “
- Quackity 2021
watching this again, legit crying halfway through it
This was physically painful to witness
Obama
Obama is now a chef
Brother?
I've made pizza for a long time and the fact that Alex didnt let the yeast rise just hurt me too much
Obama
My Italian ancestors didn’t die for this.
they must feel so disrespected😔
They die for angry mustache man
*SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAA*
ChocolateSmols Very nice, Ceasrino
@@chocolatesmols1865 CULTUUUUUUURE!!!
When he put the sugar on the bigger cup I was like "NO NO NO DON'T DO THAT THIS IS TOO MUCH!! "
I was like no-no full stream
God I just had to tune back into this masterpiece. I remember how I was dying when I first saw this thinking: “Man, I can’t cook for shit but even *I* know this is very wrong.”. I still think that
Quackity: let's imagine this dough is Pitbull's head
*slices it in half with a knife*
*-tenderly-*
My earwax is yellow
@@brain7900 very on topic brain, nice.
@@brain7900 thats nice?...
6:21
This is why it should be illegal for some people to cook
yes.
Agree
707 💖
OMG 707 DEFENDER OF JUSTICE WATCHES QUACKITY-
DEFENDER OF JUSTICE 707!!!
"I am a professional chef"
*Immediately thinks a cup is a tsp*
2:23 THE WAY HE WADDLED TO THE SINK 😭😭
YASS
quackity: 6000 people tell me what to do
also quackity: doesn’t listen
Title should be renamed: 6000 people throw suggestions at me and don't listen
WAAAAAH
V
😂
Quack forgot put somthing on there people helped him
people donating $500:
Quackity:
people donating $5:
Quackity: OMG THANK U
1.3k+ likes and 12 Comments
Liz reading this: 👁👄👁
669th like
@@spyninja2334 Nope xD Now it’s 728+ likes and 4 replies xD
@@uxernamee Yeah i know
12:00 i couldn't help but WHEEZE when he said "I got butter chat" and the way his faced looked FRJKHESUHIJWHUIGR
“And check this out, this is my favourite part check this out”
*Flips the bowl upside down and the dough falls out*
LMFAOOO
imagine everyone watching this in tears, screaming in agony as he creates a poisonous “pizza”
Or literally anyone who's ever cooked
bruh i literally scream because he use a straw container.
Lmao i think any chef in italy is tired of the millions of tourist asking for pizza. They probably hate it at this point
Lol my nana watched this and she pointed out everything he did wrong lol she’s Italian
Gordon Ramsey would be disappointed lol
“My mom is going to kill me” -Quackity every five seconds
proves everyone thinking he's actually a 14 year old bald man
fancy feast ngl i actually first thought he was like 15 yrs old 👁👄👁
@@nobody-hy3vy I think he's 19
@@nobody-hy3vy he's 19 gonna be turning 20 in 7 months
@@soup9912 I thought he turned 19 this year?
Quackity: Dips finger in boiling water
Also Quackity: Always wear your safety protector
When he called for his mom for cooking spray is so adorable🥰🤚🏼
Man, is the chat thirsty.
And it's not for the tap water.
Its for those pizza's
@@anteatereater3151 it’s for quackidaddy
LMAO
I can't believe chat is thirsting over a small afghanistan child
@@greenbin3028 isn’t he Mexican
plot twist: quackity is actually HowToBasic
He forgot eggs and milk so no
@@matejhausman6403 -_-
@@matejhausman6403 its just a joke lol
Dont you know that Warrun is not actually HowToBasic
Yeah, HowToBasic and Quackity's Kitchen looks the same
I just got an ad snd the guy said "These are unusual times" lol
“ oh you’re supposed to do it like in the movies!”
*shows club penguin*
anyone else notice that he cut the part where he effortlessly closes the fridge door and looks... just incredible doing it because i am raging now D: (it’s at 11:34)
why did he pronounce it like coochie salt i'm f*cking crying-
COOCHIE SALT GGJGJGFF
AYYYY
LMFAO I SAW THIS AND I WAS LIKE WAIT A MINUTE WHAT
LMAOOO I WAS LIKE
coochie salt?
LMAO I COULDN'T TELL WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT AT FIRST HGJSMGHCJHSDGHJCDW
He walks and stands like a divorced farther
wtf does that mean
How is that so accurate
My dad walks and stands like that should I be worried
Farther?
he got that divorced dad fit and im here for it
7:04
"We got this under control"
* dries his hands with his notes *
He's mixing yeast, water, and sugar in a measuring cup with a spatula.
Yes. that's my streamer.
Quackity: I'm a professional Chef
Also him: *doesn't even know what a tablespoon is*
*whats a table spoon?*
he is a true cheif
hes better them gordan ramsay :>
I thought he was joking. And then he acted surprised when stream told him and I just--
A real chef doesn’t need measurements
"It's burnt"
**10 seconds later**
"it's a little undercooked but-"
*-quackity 2020*
I ruined the 420
the only thing i have to say is that... this man is studying to be a lawyer 😭
Love the way he still worried about his mom getting mad
he acts like a divorced drunk dad, thats trying to cook pizza for his kids.
i originally scrolled through your comment thinking it was just another “you dress like a divorced dad” comment until i remembered what divorced dads are as a concept LMAOOO
I love him
IMAOO
Aka my dad
@@shilohmartin6343 haha 😂
alex: “viewers tell me what to do”
also alex: does everything the chat tells him NOT to do
Who’s alex
@@virgin7624 quackitys name is alex
im a rooster no it’s not it’s quack
@@virgin7624 its alex
Who’s Alex
He just completely set himself up to fail at the whole rising thing with gluten free four and nutritional yeast
6:50 ITS HAPPY FLOUR MAN
Chat: "The yeast will not rise"
Quackity: "I don't care"
*the yeast didn't rise*
Quackity: *_:0_*
*surprise pikachu face^
**shocked cave man face**
What a mystery
Horatio yeah we need the scooby doo gang on this
F
"I am a professional chef."
also him:
"WTF IS GLUTEN?!"
t a k e t h a t s h i t o u t-
XD
🤣🤣🤣
But like jokes aside what is gluten
@@idktbhimjustbored4220 Not me a Biology Major forgetting what gluten is
@@idktbhimjustbored4220
Gluten is like some sort of protein. Like, wheat and barley ;)
The number of curse blockouts when he dropped the pizza
iM DIYINGGGG
9:46 = sad quackity hours
He stands like a dad at home depot
Power stance for dominance and its mating dance
i hate how accurate this is
Divorced dad vibes
Only lucky people get good memories with there dad 😔
that comment was more accurate than a professional player's winning streak
Lmao the chat kept saying stuff like “NOOOO” “Stop!”
AND THEY WERE SPAMMING THE 🤢 EMOJI AND SAYING EW
@@zadiostoreadorz4228 I DON’T BLAME THEM IT LOOKS VILE LMAOOOOOO
@@lils426 IT DOES IT DOES💔💔💔
Everyone during quarantine:
5:03
6:05 you call that a white shirt around your waist
The fact that he genuinely doesn't know what he is doing makes this a 100 times better
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
"despite you look hella fine you still dress like a divorced dad" we ain't forget
LMAOOO
Your pfp is confusing
@@jomartamin9572 how so?
6:27 u wont regret this.
As an italian...
I died
Quackity: Yay I'm a professional chef
Later: Can't even differentiate what's a cup and a table spoon
Eddie Ng 10:43
Later: wtf is gluten?
Also ignores something very important: 3:41
That pained me-
3:41
“Nutritional yeast is deactivated yeast and will not rise.”
Alex: *aNyWaYs-*
His face realizing but still continuing 😭🖐
9:27
Yep
10:00
15:42
cant believe this was 2 years ago man we need more of u
Quackity: **aggressively beats his pizza dough up**
also Quackity: says uppercut but *proceeds to do a lowercut.*
Quackity doesn’t have to worry about getting the COVID vaccine after eating that pizza
I clicked on this and I said oh dear god
he will get the covid from the pizza lmao
@@theoo455 lol
.....
BAHAHA
CHAT SAVED THE DAY WHEN HE ALMOST USED A CUP OF SUGAR-
Y E A H
FR👁️👁️
I could see myself making that mistake tho
@@helentaylor5455 how??
Fr
The part when he said "beah!" In the karate part is just attractive😭✨
sad that the chat saw mom reveal but we didnt
Quackity makes the most unhygienic pizza in the world: The Movie
still cleaner than those Jaclyn Hill lipsticks tho
@@syd7197 this joke is so old
Legends say that after eating the pizza, he died by the amount of bacteria on it.
Quackity: You must show love to food
A few second later: SPANK THE FOOD
I mean the dough might’ve enjoyed that
Don't kink shame the food, bro
"Who's your daddy?"
fifty shades of grey tease
It’s his food kink
this is me trying to be good in school. love your confidence man srsly you made me wheeze my cheese out
my Italian ass was dying while watching this, seriously, Alex please I didn't know if I was crying or laughing too much
How does a pizza look undercooked and burnt at the same time
LMFAO
@Shreyaplayz1 hey u, u sound like my cousin named Shreya too..
Its Quackity, only he can do it
m e t h
don’t know what to say 🤪
"Nutritional yeast is deactivated yeast and will not rise"
Alex be like: Oh no... Anyways
Alex: I don't feel nervous
Chat: "Gluten helps bind the dough together. Without gluten or proper yeast your dough is not going to rise."
3:40 timestamp if anyone wants it
@@amyb6293❤
HIS FACE I Paused it on absolutely hilarious and adorable lol 😂 so cute 🥰❤️❤️❤️
YOUR HANDWRITING IS SO GOOD I CANT DID YOU WRITE THATehwjakdjsj😭😭😭
Quack: imagine being an item and still being called virgin
Me, asexual: am i a joke to you
Same... same
you calling urself an item
ok chair
But your not an item
Haha same
Actual title: “my chat try’s to make me cook an actual pizza but I slap pit bulls head”
tries
THAT WAS A JOKE BTW IDC HOW U SPELT IT GOOD COMMENT DONT ROAST ME
Can we just appreciate how he’s is being himself no matter what and the fact that he’s just doing this for fun and not for hype
I love how physicked he was the whole time it’s so cute