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  • Опубликовано: 14 июн 2020
  • Rodrigo Torres, comedian, co-host of the "What's Up Fool?" podcast and host of the "Yeah Man" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.
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Комментарии • 488

  • @ghnfyhj
    @ghnfyhj 4 года назад +367

    Going through a divorce and haven’t seen my son in over a week and this is the only podcast that I seriously look forward to hearing to cheer me up. Thanks Joey and Lee. 💔

    • @juanchapa4097
      @juanchapa4097 4 года назад +27

      Cheer up brotha everything will be good for you be strong for your child

    • @edgarvalencia7523
      @edgarvalencia7523 4 года назад +7

      Be strong keep ya head up and pray on it g every thing is possible thru him bro

    • @bamphony8380
      @bamphony8380 4 года назад +9

      God bless manny

    • @joshapples88
      @joshapples88 4 года назад +8

      Hope life gets better for you. Keep your head up !

    • @jrsmith3344
      @jrsmith3344 4 года назад +8

      Been there, my friend. It'll get better

  • @rawkus1562
    @rawkus1562 4 года назад +60

    Man it feels good to have another episode to watch

    • @ethantrimble9845
      @ethantrimble9845 4 года назад +1

      Truth! These are giving everybody life! It's almost like the friends that we're "allowed" to hang with during quarantine.

  • @pounceroreo2
    @pounceroreo2 4 года назад +17

    I love how Lee is always on Joey’s wave length he knows what he’s referring to, what he’s trying to think of, and where the story was supposed to go. A+

    • @bluespartaninc
      @bluespartaninc 4 года назад +3

      Exactly. Lee is a goos co-host fuck all the hate

  • @joshapples88
    @joshapples88 4 года назад +53

    I straight up love waking ⏰ up on Mondays to Uncle Joey. This man helped me survive through years of addiction. I can proudly say I'm clean now and working on setting up a successful life thanks to man. Helping realize even though my life is shit . It can be worse and I can make it better. Much love uncle joey

    • @NoDDinOuTMeLoDy
      @NoDDinOuTMeLoDy 4 года назад +1

      Really well guess you like listening to addicts in denial you know Joey is hooked on all sorts of drugs right ?

    • @NoDDinOuTMeLoDy
      @NoDDinOuTMeLoDy 4 года назад +1

      You should model your recovery after dr drew or Russell brand Joey is one Xanax away from having a seizure

    • @ekulnotrahw3790
      @ekulnotrahw3790 4 года назад +5

      LeftyManolo You seem like you need to pay attention. Joey is honest and wants you to learn from his mistakes. "Drugs" is a funny words, sugar and a bad diet fucked this guy up more than anything. Dont believe the hype

    • @lewishamilton8260
      @lewishamilton8260 4 года назад +4

      @@NoDDinOuTMeLoDy
      Someone shares their success and the first thing you do is take a shot at them with a negative slant. Bravo my man, bravo!

    • @lopezaldana7
      @lopezaldana7 4 года назад +3

      I’m clean off blow and alcohol 51 days today brother! One day at time. Reefer helps me out

  • @eeddssoonn1989
    @eeddssoonn1989 4 года назад +29

    “ This guy just lit his kids on fire, he walks into prison and now he finds Jesus”
    -Joey Diaz

  • @MattMK45
    @MattMK45 4 года назад +25

    That first spark was timed to perfection with the cocking of the gun - Tremendous!

    • @sebastianjames2542
      @sebastianjames2542 4 года назад +2

      Right! I re watched that part 17 times. Too good! Haha!

    • @buzzl1ghtyear400
      @buzzl1ghtyear400 4 года назад +1

      When I saw that I laughed and decided to rewind 10 seconds and rip my bowl in sync with him hah

  • @alrealz2851
    @alrealz2851 4 года назад +48

    My favorite comedian ever

  • @rgentertainment3302
    @rgentertainment3302 4 года назад +72

    Is there any better way to start the week? Tremendous!

  • @400kot
    @400kot 4 года назад +20

    Haven't heard Boulder story since COViD outbreak... Enough of this corona...

  • @Nebuchadnezzar31
    @Nebuchadnezzar31 4 года назад +77

    Church is in session

  • @morty100mgdistillategummy7
    @morty100mgdistillategummy7 4 года назад +12

    Bloody brilliant! So glad Uncle Joey & Lee drop these Church sessions always when I need 'em most.
    Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!
    Firing it up.. Who needs sleep in "the year of the soldier?"

  • @JamesMcManusMrJamesMcManus
    @JamesMcManusMrJamesMcManus 4 года назад +27

    Monday morning in the UK, 08:00 AM, what a great way to start the week

  • @Riceball80IA
    @Riceball80IA 4 года назад +79

    That opening joke about Lee crying for
    the Wendy’s.

    • @funky-yk6nx
      @funky-yk6nx 4 года назад +3

      Hilarious joey n lee r mad funny especially Lee's giggling

    • @Dboy118
      @Dboy118 4 года назад +2

      Like “Johnny Wendy’s” 😂

    • @PotentDaRockStar
      @PotentDaRockStar 4 года назад +1

      🕵🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

    • @bearworldwide101
      @bearworldwide101 4 года назад +1

      😆😆😆😆

    • @TheMusicmak3r
      @TheMusicmak3r 4 года назад +1

      Looting Lee

  • @john-on5jp
    @john-on5jp 4 года назад +8

    The amount of times Joey forgets what he's talking about is tremendous 😂

    • @DavideonJ
      @DavideonJ 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂🖤🖤🖤❤️

  • @kingobloxk
    @kingobloxk 4 года назад +4

    Driving from Florida back home to mass right now thank you uncle Joey !!!

    • @Snaffle
      @Snaffle 4 года назад

      Beantown cru

  • @DQTHECHEF
    @DQTHECHEF 4 года назад +16

    Uncle Joey is throwing straight heat on this one.

  • @jonthomas5595
    @jonthomas5595 4 года назад +31

    I’m diven in deep I’m eating a 711 expired sushi and a lizard meat taco and drenched em both in blue cheese and my girlfriend is a cheatin sack a sheitt. kick this mule lee we’re goin in like marines ya understand me

    • @Dino_Medici
      @Dino_Medici 4 года назад

      Both drenched in blue cheese 😂 classic

  • @AdamDylanFoley
    @AdamDylanFoley 4 года назад +36

    " I don't know what the Wendys did to deserve that? " Lee Syatt

  • @TeezMcGee
    @TeezMcGee 4 года назад +7

    That intro is gold! It’s almost like his WWE theme music 😂

  • @bokchoyboy3341
    @bokchoyboy3341 4 года назад +98

    I guess i'll smoke a second bowl before bed

    • @MichtersRyefan
      @MichtersRyefan 4 года назад +3

      Exactly. It's always second bowl time when you get a show from him.

    • @fatmunch6318
      @fatmunch6318 4 года назад +14

      Do 5 like a SOLDIA

    • @r.edward5701
      @r.edward5701 4 года назад +1

      @@fatmunch6318 bahahhahahaa

    • @Cunch
      @Cunch 4 года назад +4

      Hit that second bowl and get tip top magoo like a fuckin docta

    • @seabassmcbigfat
      @seabassmcbigfat 4 года назад +1

      It ain’t just two bowls for me, jack

  • @jsijanta
    @jsijanta 4 года назад +27

    Can't sleep.. Cant think of a better reason to get out of bed early thank you boyzzz

  • @clintayers9844
    @clintayers9844 4 года назад +25

    This is saving my acid trip

    • @sparksandkush8030
      @sparksandkush8030 4 года назад +4

      He saved a few of mine

    • @RUNNINGRIOT24
      @RUNNINGRIOT24 4 года назад +2

      Hell yea brotha how was your trip?

    • @plaguex1
      @plaguex1 4 года назад

      Hope your home alive and well brother.

    • @marvin4454
      @marvin4454 4 года назад

      have a good trip bro, joey has saved me from one of mine lol

    • @chrisgarcia8592
      @chrisgarcia8592 4 года назад

      I been popping green pyramids with gold flakes like candy I'm convinced I got Connor McGregor in my ass walking around having himself a gold Rush. Took a tremendous junkie shit. Gave my homie one hit of some Egyptian recipe and he was like Lee. I need to take maybe a whole 10 strip to see visuals of the Egyptian.

  • @simonwoodside5464
    @simonwoodside5464 4 года назад +4

    Uncle Joey and Lee are the covid19 kings😂🙏😂You guys got me through the last 2months!!! Thankyou you so much guys👍

  • @valentinorivera3946
    @valentinorivera3946 4 года назад +15

    I love this podcast.....💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🔥🔥🔥🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @traditionallyuntraditional2032
    @traditionallyuntraditional2032 4 года назад +32

    Lee “I love Mexicans” Syatt

    • @adamthobajr8597
      @adamthobajr8597 4 года назад +1

      Haha and how fast he slipped it in there

    • @Erikkkolivarezzz1937
      @Erikkkolivarezzz1937 4 года назад +2

      The Christ Killa and the Latins are gonna come together.......

    • @betrousaltaweel
      @betrousaltaweel 4 года назад +1

      Lee had a Mexican girlfriend called Paula for a couple of years.

  • @jwd888
    @jwd888 4 года назад +13

    shout out too my fellow churchies.....I was gonna go cut the grass but I got high...…...now where's that mule.

  • @thetoymaker10
    @thetoymaker10 4 года назад +6

    nothing like a good podcast before I sleep !Love this!

  • @wabbit4199
    @wabbit4199 4 года назад +17

    TREMENDOUS

  • @kenv7812
    @kenv7812 4 года назад +2

    It's gonna be a tremendous Monday thanks Lee uncle Joey for another great podcast!!! Welcome to Church!!

  • @darrencarter
    @darrencarter 4 года назад +6

    BOOM! Uploaded already. THANK YOU

  • @MichaelDominguez25
    @MichaelDominguez25 2 месяца назад +1

    2024 we still in Church!

  • @doodahman2995
    @doodahman2995 4 года назад

    That Drug speech hit really close to home. Damn. Thanks Again Uncle Joey. You always give me something deep to think about.

  • @Alexfromthe6
    @Alexfromthe6 4 года назад

    Rodrigo I can tell is a good friend. Has seen Joey as his worst and at his best. Someone you genuinely feel comfortable around.

  • @theweberjosh
    @theweberjosh 4 года назад +2

    Big love to tge Church family 👊 keep your heads up ❤️✌️

  • @onraj9mm
    @onraj9mm 4 года назад +4

    Is it me or Rodrigo "Mendez" sounds a bit like big ole Ralphie May???

  • @ericthegreatone4834
    @ericthegreatone4834 4 года назад +2

    I live my life like that Uncle Joey. I expect nothing from anyone and rely upon myself

  • @champagne3032
    @champagne3032 4 года назад +50

    The last time I was this early my girlfriend kicked me out

  • @missmandy3663
    @missmandy3663 4 года назад +2

    5 am. Joey Diaz. Thank you for my getn ready for work laughs. 💯

  • @designingwithzilla954
    @designingwithzilla954 4 года назад +2

    That theme song has me head banging irrationally every sing time.

    • @4u2nj0y
      @4u2nj0y 4 года назад

      what song is this??

  • @bobbyj3245
    @bobbyj3245 4 года назад +1

    "When I walked in the weed store and there were 5 people, I lost my bodily fluids." 😂😂😂😂

  • @mastersword427
    @mastersword427 4 года назад +19

    oh shittt

  • @AntonBProud
    @AntonBProud 4 года назад +3

    Wendys - When I called Lee he was crying! HAHA

  • @giovannig2278
    @giovannig2278 4 года назад +2

    18:01 “DO AN IMPRESION OF THIS FOO, FOO!” 🤣🤣🤣 that’s that urban trees weed 💨🔥

  • @arsek503
    @arsek503 4 года назад +6

    "You gotta go away to be missed"

  • @patrickbedruz6475
    @patrickbedruz6475 4 года назад +1

    Ohhh shit! I needed this Uncle Joey, thank you. Time to smoke another number with the church family!

  • @canadianwolverine2447
    @canadianwolverine2447 4 года назад

    Great episode brother, thanks man 👌

  • @angelj313
    @angelj313 4 года назад +1

    You get what you want and you need to do what you need to do!! Love it! I am a nobody, but I truly believe what Joey and his cast say. Medicine 💊

  • @lukabratskiyo775
    @lukabratskiyo775 4 года назад

    I love ya brothers, crazy the times we’re going through, Thanks for grounding me

  • @boricuadaddy
    @boricuadaddy 4 года назад

    Uncle Joey knows how to start my week right! 💪

  • @khentai9015
    @khentai9015 4 года назад +5

    Just about to go to sleep. Right on time 👍🏾

  • @braddahg
    @braddahg 4 года назад

    Joey’s philosophy about comedy (29:06) and the work it takes to do well applies to all of life.

  • @wooptywu1504
    @wooptywu1504 4 года назад +1

    Lee has the most funny and distinctive laugh I ever heard! Dude makes me laugh every time I hear him!!😂

    • @schoooooles
      @schoooooles 4 года назад +1

      Ryan Sickler on this with Lee would be hilarious again. Pair of fucking seagulls yelping!

  • @alejandrot7425
    @alejandrot7425 4 года назад +2

    Reminds me of Ralphie, love the Church!!!!!

    • @cashen7384
      @cashen7384 4 года назад

      Yea he does remind me of a smaller younger Ralphie kinda, especially his voice and laugh

  • @cristianosmiranda
    @cristianosmiranda 4 года назад

    Hey, Does anyone know the name of the intro song? The heavy metal song... pls... tnks!

  • @ginonunez4460
    @ginonunez4460 4 года назад

    Uncle Joey leveling things out... Love his stories.

  • @plaguex1
    @plaguex1 4 года назад

    This weeks gonna be a badass week I feel. This podcast started off hard! Already mowed. Had a tremendous bowl of gorilla glue 4. Had some caffeine. Going soon to take pictures of a black lives matter thing on the street. Who's better than us? No one!

  • @coach3155
    @coach3155 4 года назад

    thanks for the content uncle joey

  • @richarddelude7430
    @richarddelude7430 4 года назад

    Joey diaz, I just watched your special Socially Unnacceptable. It is amazing man. You're just always funny no matter what. You're one of the greata dude, never forget it.

  • @Dino_Medici
    @Dino_Medici 4 года назад

    Joey Diaz talking about the most mundane boring shit is better than most people’s best stories 😂

  • @tommywhite7104
    @tommywhite7104 4 года назад +1

    The chicken was dropped on the floor when moved to the hold freezer or the packing line. They just wash or scoop it up,put it back in the tub and send to the freezer. The other possibility is when it comes down the process line it is pulled thru blades that cut it up at different points, sometimes the holder at the blades could do it.

  • @Kyman23
    @Kyman23 4 года назад

    This is like free therapy for all. Thanks Uncle Joey lol!

  • @oldcrow6752
    @oldcrow6752 4 года назад +1

    I quit my shit job.
    Not afraid of the Rona, I just wasn't ready to go back to dealing with the bullshit while all this is still falling out.
    Rents paid for the next few months and Jiu-Jitsu is opening back up, gonna wait this one out and hit the pavement after

  • @Kyman23
    @Kyman23 4 года назад

    This is an instant classic!! The Marshalls story is so funny

  • @maxfrecklington9946
    @maxfrecklington9946 4 года назад

    He lit that joint in sync of the intro 😂😂😂

  • @NOeeeGO
    @NOeeeGO 4 года назад

    Lee: Did you put a basket on it?....................... LMAO

  • @5.7shaker35
    @5.7shaker35 4 года назад +6

    What's up uncle joey!!

  • @liamkush5489
    @liamkush5489 4 года назад

    How are you not selling out already you are one of greatest if not the best story teller i have ever herd and god you can make any 1 laugh!!!

  • @VWnerds
    @VWnerds 4 года назад +1

    Yo that story about him falling off the roof had me rolling

  • @ryanmarks4277
    @ryanmarks4277 4 года назад

    “Take your time”
    I cheesed so damn hard

  • @Rossman7133
    @Rossman7133 4 года назад

    Great podcast!

  • @santosayala4183
    @santosayala4183 4 года назад

    Thanks uncle Joey!

  • @ryanswayze8822
    @ryanswayze8822 4 года назад +1

    This has some of the best Lee noises eva!

  • @RoxyReyes
    @RoxyReyes 4 года назад

    Great way to start my day while I sit here pretending to get my work done.

  • @armandotorres-iy1cw
    @armandotorres-iy1cw 4 года назад +9

    Joey "back in 1973" Diaz

    • @Dino_Medici
      @Dino_Medici 4 года назад

      Haha either that or 85’

  • @InTheGranite617
    @InTheGranite617 4 года назад

    Salute, Respect 👊🏻☘️🌎 Joey,and Lee...✨Everything is Gonna be alright... from ah SouthWestQuincy\Boston MassHole!

  • @CaptAwesumNo1Zone
    @CaptAwesumNo1Zone 4 года назад

    Joey and Lee go together like salt n pepper

  • @MrCGangsta
    @MrCGangsta 4 года назад

    this really should come out on sundays

  • @nicolaschavez3077
    @nicolaschavez3077 4 года назад +10

    Lets goo

  • @aliencatcrew3336
    @aliencatcrew3336 4 года назад

    3:03, when the song starts look at joeys face THE BEST!!

  • @nickdeal8806
    @nickdeal8806 4 года назад +8

    Am I this high or does this guy remind me of ralphie? No disrespect to anyone. Just curious lol

  • @samharrison7742
    @samharrison7742 4 года назад

    Whats the song in the Intro??

  • @Djrossi13
    @Djrossi13 4 года назад

    “Protester breath to the neck” Hahahaha! Joey is one of the most naturally funny people ever. Up there with Burr as far as being off the cuff funny on podcasts.

  • @aliencatcrew3336
    @aliencatcrew3336 4 года назад

    Someone please tell me what this ZOOM, ZUM thing?

  • @BigStevie
    @BigStevie 4 года назад +3

    Damn, it feels good to be a gangster! Much Love from Michigan!

  • @gunmuzik77
    @gunmuzik77 4 года назад +1

    oh shit! Rodrigo in the house...get ready to lol .

  • @ericgalore6974
    @ericgalore6974 4 года назад

    Joey - you should buy a new Wi-Fi router/mesh system. I recommend Orbi. I just bought a 3 pack of routers which makes up my mesh wi-fi home network. Works great. Your existing router is probably really old. Use your cable router, then hook up the Orbi to it. Maybe invite Lee so he can set it all up.

  • @landondbowersock
    @landondbowersock 4 года назад

    Anyone else find themselves watching Lee via the picture frame behind Joey?

  • @thedevollsadvocate
    @thedevollsadvocate 4 года назад

    i had a theatre arts teacher named mrs torres she helped me when i couldnt get my school supplies

  • @aaaarrrg3773
    @aaaarrrg3773 4 года назад +1

    Everybody's done dope in Stockton. It's like tweaker mecca.
    It ain't Monday till I hear the sirens on Coco's show.

  • @ButtaFingerzz
    @ButtaFingerzz 4 года назад +1

    best intros in the game

  • @logancastro3011
    @logancastro3011 4 года назад

    Love the show!!! Nothing else id rather watch on a Monday morning!!!!COCO DIAZ

  • @chrisleben5973
    @chrisleben5973 4 года назад +7

    Smoke one stay safe 🤙🤙🤙🤙

  • @gnasty6533
    @gnasty6533 4 года назад

    “Take your time...” 2:50 the best lol

  • @wopalongcassidy
    @wopalongcassidy 4 года назад +2

    Nothings changed...keep up your guard...or don't. I'm planning to bring my old man to see you in Brea...if he lives long enough.

  • @JosephOfBorg
    @JosephOfBorg 4 года назад

    Do you seill merch with the church logo?

  • @luckyluciano8986
    @luckyluciano8986 4 года назад

    Joey “my internet was lagging from weight watchers, so I took it as a sign” Diaz

  • @ismaelguerrero3830
    @ismaelguerrero3830 4 года назад +4

    Mi compadre con mi compa as a guest!!! Chingones

  • @TonyTheBassPlayer1
    @TonyTheBassPlayer1 4 года назад

    Joey, Youle Brenner was in "The King and I". The Lawrence of Arabia guy was Omar Shariff.

  • @andreas6372
    @andreas6372 4 года назад +1

    my monday started with a hit of acid, trippin my ass of

  • @horrorshowrs5482
    @horrorshowrs5482 4 года назад

    Tremendous podcast