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  • @mokadelic4037
    @mokadelic4037 Месяц назад +5555

    Bro came out of his hideout like an ancient draugr overlord from Skyrim

    • @badewumi5368
      @badewumi5368 Месяц назад +44

      😂

    • @Rfox305
      @Rfox305 Месяц назад +37

      😂😂😂

    • @MC_BRASS
      @MC_BRASS Месяц назад +23

      on god

    • @Liberal_Triggerer
      @Liberal_Triggerer Месяц назад +63

      Careful, you’re gonna make a Liberal cry.

    • @adminotaku4799
      @adminotaku4799 Месяц назад +58

      @@Liberal_Triggerer Liberals Cry like a bird fly. At the smallest movements.

  • @K_esco
    @K_esco Месяц назад +6968

    Guy walked out like Mr Burns

    • @Rock_025
      @Rock_025 Месяц назад +192

      Yoooo he really did

    • @GoodPiffGaming
      @GoodPiffGaming Месяц назад +212

      Excellent

    • @Tawleyn
      @Tawleyn Месяц назад +29

      Naw, he was waiting to figure out which hand he needed to hold open the door when he walked through. He was walking slowly because people were ahead of him, and he had to wait for the door to open. When it opened, you can see he started walking normally.
      Open your damn eyes.

    • @johnnyb1030
      @johnnyb1030 Месяц назад +20

      Exactly! Bahahaha

    • @user-eamQvqpoqe
      @user-eamQvqpoqe Месяц назад +78

      @@Tawleyn Ya know, like all of us space aliens do.

  • @b67us
    @b67us Месяц назад +402

    3:19 joe looks like emperor palpatine 😳

    • @MarkConway73
      @MarkConway73 Месяц назад +20

      Something something something..dark-side.
      Something something something...anyway.

    • @kendrick9734
      @kendrick9734 Месяц назад +20

      @@MarkConway73look we finally beat jedicare

    • @herpderp4078
      @herpderp4078 Месяц назад +8

      He has control of the senate and the courts he's too dangerous

    • @Honestly_take_the_hint
      @Honestly_take_the_hint Месяц назад +3

      And a mix of C3PO but more of a creepy’o

    • @mitchhamilton64
      @mitchhamilton64 Месяц назад

      bro seriously cannot win with you guys. god forbid he does something that is actually decent and not made fun of over the dumbest things with you people

  • @DontCareSniffHair
    @DontCareSniffHair Месяц назад +2940

    Reporter asked "do you regret saying Trump is threat to democracy" as he shuffled away...

    • @ColombianAssassin
      @ColombianAssassin Месяц назад +260

      ​@@YBaznatovso did Jesus

    • @sirhc8927
      @sirhc8927 Месяц назад +58

      @@YBaznatovcommunist b

    • @kittentacticalwarfare1140
      @kittentacticalwarfare1140 Месяц назад +181

      ​@@YBaznatovhe formed his own socialist clique, he made facism cuz italian socialists were not radical enough.
      Unless trump is a radical socialist, your comparison is meaningless.

    • @halvorson566
      @halvorson566 Месяц назад +5

      @@YBaznatov so did I

    • @mountuplikeaneagle
      @mountuplikeaneagle Месяц назад +39

      ​@@ColombianAssassinJESUS DIED AND WAS DEAD FOR 3 DAYS THEN ROSE FROM THE DEAD
      DON'T COMPARE JESUS TO ANYONE, EVER!!!!!

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 Месяц назад +10944

    Joe Biden is literally the embodiment of me waking up five in the morning without coffee.

    • @pauperslament3467
      @pauperslament3467 Месяц назад +208

      Hungover and looking for reason.

    • @dkchen
      @dkchen Месяц назад +25

      😂 goodness

    • @MarsE23
      @MarsE23 Месяц назад +97

      I mean.. u need a cup of joe.

    • @456death654
      @456death654 Месяц назад +16

      Literally me right now, 4:55 getting ready for work

    • @traincore1955
      @traincore1955 Месяц назад +14

      Me going to my night shift job without taking my vitamin D pills and Monster energy

  • @waffleox
    @waffleox Месяц назад +7701

    He nailed the part where he mentioned vice president Harris.

    • @steventrojanowski3595
      @steventrojanowski3595 Месяц назад +42

      Hahaha

    • @JensHove
      @JensHove Месяц назад +182

      Who's a good boy?

    • @enclave315
      @enclave315 Месяц назад +104

      ​@@JensHovehey show some respect he's the goodest boy

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 Месяц назад +66

      now Trump only needs to learn that his wife's name isn't Mercedes. why do we have two people running for presidency that are way beyond "just a bit old"? sigh

    • @Sargon_of_Cincinnati
      @Sargon_of_Cincinnati Месяц назад +18

      She knows they are done. Everything up in smoke.

  • @LR-420
    @LR-420 Месяц назад +162

    "Havevusavahavah"
    Interpreter: 💃

    • @WAEVOICE
      @WAEVOICE Месяц назад +2

      Ironically, that symbol is foreign to me.

    • @Nmr1987_
      @Nmr1987_ Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @ChristianHuye
    @ChristianHuye Месяц назад +569

    1:28 “my Homeless Security Team”😭😭😭😭

    • @betterjustice6697
      @betterjustice6697 Месяц назад +57

      Even the subtitles called it homeless xD

    • @faaskee7071
      @faaskee7071 Месяц назад +34

      1:37 also haha

    • @kostaspassias3815
      @kostaspassias3815 Месяц назад

      Why are you laughing? This is all part of Biden's new initiative to provide jobs to homeless people. Personally though, I wouldn't have chosen a security position.

    • @ciaranReal
      @ciaranReal Месяц назад +7

      😂 I heard that too

    • @desmondyung
      @desmondyung Месяц назад +10

      What does that even mean?

  • @dankthemuffinman
    @dankthemuffinman Месяц назад +1186

    Chat was funny as hell in this clip "Homeless Security"

    • @inadad8878
      @inadad8878 Месяц назад +15

      that is what i heard

    • @StephenGeorge
      @StephenGeorge Месяц назад +37

      Google's closed captioning has improved greatly and even the captions thought Biden said homeless security at 1:33 and 1:39

    • @Hans-so-low
      @Hans-so-low Месяц назад +8

      Ok it wasn't only me hearing that

    • @lucasimel1773
      @lucasimel1773 Месяц назад +8

      I was watching with captions on and no volume and it said homeless security twice so I had to turn volume on to make sure it was correct.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Месяц назад +11

      @@janus3555 20 seconds to turning “homeland” into “homeless”. No one can do that😂

  • @Brother-Franz
    @Brother-Franz Месяц назад +5613

    Poor Kids in a few years they need to write an essay about todays events .....

    • @DefeatLust
      @DefeatLust Месяц назад +179

      Daaamn essays!!!!

    • @thorxn1382
      @thorxn1382 Месяц назад +31

      ​@@DefeatLustIndian comments

    • @vincentjanse
      @vincentjanse Месяц назад +211

      Keep in mind that videos and comments like ours will be examined by historians in the future.

    • @Ricolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @Ricolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Месяц назад +53

      Lol people don't write essays now. AI does that.

    • @nemesisnick66
      @nemesisnick66 Месяц назад +107

      lol you think kids will be able to write in a few years when they already cant read

  • @TwoGendersOnly
    @TwoGendersOnly Месяц назад +182

    Someone took AI Biden off the charger too early. He is still in power saving mode

    • @TechNorbee
      @TechNorbee Месяц назад +4

      every moment I thought he could fall asleep at any time 🤣😂💤💤💤💤

  • @serrelentless
    @serrelentless Месяц назад +52

    Bro walked out like a Walking dead extra.

  • @opensolaris6218
    @opensolaris6218 Месяц назад +3319

    Walked out of the room like Nosferatu.

    • @Raulsta1985
      @Raulsta1985 Месяц назад +65

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @silasspeaks3301
      @silasspeaks3301 Месяц назад +57

      Underrated comment 🤣🤣

    • @garrett5974
      @garrett5974 Месяц назад +8

      lol

    • @huntmart2110
      @huntmart2110 Месяц назад +52

      “Ain’t nothing wrong with me man, I’m built different”

    • @WinterDominus
      @WinterDominus Месяц назад +12

      Burst out laughing. So accurate 😂

  • @cicada4
    @cicada4 Месяц назад +2188

    This is the equivalent of youtubers telling their fans not to spam hate messages in other youtubers comment sections.

    • @heavygaming6596
      @heavygaming6596 Месяц назад +54

      😂😂😂

    • @ratmanblackgrew7846
      @ratmanblackgrew7846 Месяц назад +22

      its a free world, its a free world....😂😂😂🤣

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 Месяц назад

      While they post a video about why the other RUclipsr is a terrible person. Democrats lies caused this. Its time they own it

    • @khatdubell
      @khatdubell Месяц назад +99

      Your analogy is a bit off, because he is one of the people spamming the hate messages

    • @jeremyski9961
      @jeremyski9961 Месяц назад +12

      ​@@khatdubellTDS?

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup Месяц назад +531

    Am I the only one who hears "FBI" and immediately thinks "well there it goes, we're never going to know what really happened". Is it just me?

    • @OhItsTweed
      @OhItsTweed Месяц назад +73

      No you're not. My first thought was this is the same organization that's been going after him for years. And they do the investigation? Are we serious?

    • @RichyRich2607
      @RichyRich2607 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@OhItsTweedWho else? Sheriff Department lol?

    • @matthewsharpe393
      @matthewsharpe393 Месяц назад

      Private investigation​@@RichyRich2607

    • @captaincooool
      @captaincooool Месяц назад +43

      @@RichyRich2607 you're trying to dismiss an obvious concern, but if you've been paying attention... what he said is true. Why would anyone have any trust in the FBI these days?

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 Месяц назад +15

      ​@@RichyRich2607 unironically more trusted, or are you going to deny that?

  • @bretts3046
    @bretts3046 Месяц назад +66

    The Nosferatu walk from the podium to the exit was classic.

  • @justthevoicebackup280
    @justthevoicebackup280 Месяц назад +1373

    He walked away like Palpatine.

    • @Ricky-mo6mv
      @Ricky-mo6mv Месяц назад +7

      Yes!

    • @Gouken.07
      @Gouken.07 Месяц назад +52

      Bro at least Palpatine had a functioning brain

    • @Achieme
      @Achieme Месяц назад +2

      Was gonna say he walked liked a dinosaur

    • @astro3
      @astro3 Месяц назад +15

      Free Palpatine

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 Месяц назад +3

      Like Palpatine after a force lightning reflection..

  • @tomayto70
    @tomayto70 Месяц назад +2193

    Those zombie hands at the end go crazy

    • @OMG_ITS_NG
      @OMG_ITS_NG Месяц назад +11

      😂

    • @NewsofPE
      @NewsofPE Месяц назад +39

      nah dude, that's a mummy

    • @lonewulf0328
      @lonewulf0328 Месяц назад +38

      Thats the Mr. Burns walk. Same hand position.

    • @RPGOverviews
      @RPGOverviews Месяц назад +4

      monster mash

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 Месяц назад +2

      Got Mr. Burns energy there.

  • @ryanraymond6282
    @ryanraymond6282 Месяц назад +40

    "Trust the F.B.I" ?!?! 😂😂😂

  • @kyguy3242
    @kyguy3242 Месяц назад +29

    Each time he said "Homeland" it sounded more and more like "Homeless."

  • @Bluepie410
    @Bluepie410 Месяц назад +1853

    Damn he took "stay awake" pill

    • @MidWitPride
      @MidWitPride Месяц назад

      Biden's campaign has been hinging on his pharmacist for half a decade by now.

    • @doomfanboy9413
      @doomfanboy9413 Месяц назад

      my pp swole

    • @Longboardguyy
      @Longboardguyy Месяц назад +27

      Addy

    • @Xosumnos
      @Xosumnos Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Max_Ohm
      @Max_Ohm Месяц назад +17

      Probably just someone else in a mask.

  • @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb
    @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb Месяц назад +2792

    The fbi hasn’t even found out who brought the cocaine to the White House.

    • @LordRykard9376
      @LordRykard9376 Месяц назад +103

      It's probably Joe's

    • @Chippaization
      @Chippaization Месяц назад +40

      it's been the 2nd or 3rd time iirc

    • @Blugater
      @Blugater Месяц назад +193

      ​@@LordRykard9376everyone knows it's Hunter

    • @cameronl1859
      @cameronl1859 Месяц назад +14

      ​@@BlugaterHunter likes crack not coke

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin Месяц назад +56

      @@Blugater The guy with a history of drug abuse, who was walking around in a daze, with white powder on his face the night before it was found? Nah, couldn't have been.

  • @commandertoons594
    @commandertoons594 Месяц назад +23

    The Ghoul from Fallout

    • @chrisanderson6466
      @chrisanderson6466 Месяц назад

      Joe smelling ice cream a mile away.. *ghoul screams and runs limpingly*

    • @user-hb4gq6ru2i
      @user-hb4gq6ru2i Месяц назад

      Smooooooooothskin

  • @russells6234
    @russells6234 Месяц назад +6

    Is that the same fbi that’s covered up hunter’s laptop and Ashley’s diary?

    • @mitchhamilton64
      @mitchhamilton64 Месяц назад

      yall still on about this laptop? like, do you even genuinely know what that claim is, or did you hear "hunter laptop=bad" and just went off from there?

  • @OGSF_Apoc
    @OGSF_Apoc Месяц назад +335

    Bro, when he leaves he's holding his hands up like the Emperor from Star Wars! XD

    • @bjornironsides6474
      @bjornironsides6474 Месяц назад +3

      Hahahaha😂

    • @druxusthemage9806
      @druxusthemage9806 Месяц назад +2

      That's funny but for real that's worries me the dude can't even walk right

    • @quipsilvervr
      @quipsilvervr Месяц назад +3

      How else is he going to channel lightning? xD

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 Месяц назад

      Well, when he was vp he had to fight off obama bouncing back his lighning and melting his brain. Did you not see that documentary?

    • @chrisanderson6466
      @chrisanderson6466 Месяц назад +1

      *Trump walks in pushes down two guards* joe: you survived.. how?

  • @Ahriman_The_Dark_Fallen
    @Ahriman_The_Dark_Fallen Месяц назад +1805

    He dropped Homeless Security Advisor and walked out like a zombie.
    Classic Biden

    • @budthecyborg4575
      @budthecyborg4575 Месяц назад +23

      1:31 Whether that's a real fumble is a bit grey but he's definitely slurring his words.

    • @theyellowmeaning7507
      @theyellowmeaning7507 Месяц назад

      fk biden, whole family barring the kids should be in gitmo.
      but he actually did say homeland security. or at least "homelinssecurity". he's just REALLY slurring his words. 1:32

    • @thelemonwho
      @thelemonwho Месяц назад +3

      I read this first and that's all I could hear. 😂

    • @ed-bar
      @ed-bar Месяц назад +5

      ​@@budthecyborg4575grey how? He said it twice in eight seconds from your time stamp.

    • @bell770
      @bell770 Месяц назад +3

      Heard it too!

  • @gordanramsey3195
    @gordanramsey3195 Месяц назад +29

    the lady throwing up gang signs is better than the reels with subway surfers and gta driving!

  • @quantumx9924
    @quantumx9924 Месяц назад +13

    that sign language translator was on point

  • @ghostsmoke11
    @ghostsmoke11 Месяц назад +775

    bro the way he walked out of the room like a zombie or a mummy wtf...

    • @OtherSideOfMorning
      @OtherSideOfMorning Месяц назад +25

      like a roomba

    • @Trehlas
      @Trehlas Месяц назад +17

      @@OtherSideOfMorning Nah, Roombas have way more pep in their step.

    • @kkvv3699
      @kkvv3699 Месяц назад +13

      dementia symptom

    • @gufnox
      @gufnox Месяц назад +6

      He is not far from being a zombie himself.

    • @idyllsend6481
      @idyllsend6481 Месяц назад +9

      He must have had a drug to keep himself awake, his speech was better than usual, but his hands were stiff.

  • @lHAZ4RD
    @lHAZ4RD Месяц назад +928

    Homeless security team. Homeless security advisor.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 Месяц назад +31

      that's what I was hearing too

    • @toastman8382
      @toastman8382 Месяц назад

      Bidenomics forcing everyone out on the streets

    • @fishstks9677
      @fishstks9677 Месяц назад +54

      I mean have you seen rent prices?

    • @bratecyo
      @bratecyo Месяц назад +6

      don't think, don't think, keep it for FBI 😂

    • @josiahkepley
      @josiahkepley Месяц назад +2

      I wonder if he just sleeps in the corner during briefings lol

  • @hullzor970
    @hullzor970 Месяц назад +5

    The hands at the end made him look like Mr.Burns ''back to my crypt''

    • @mitchhamilton64
      @mitchhamilton64 Месяц назад

      bro seriously cannot win with you guys. god forbid he does something that is actually decent and not made fun of over the dumbest things with you people

  • @Honestly_take_the_hint
    @Honestly_take_the_hint Месяц назад +6

    He called for a bulls eye on Donald trump. His words

  • @dunamisd
    @dunamisd Месяц назад +828

    Dang man he managed to actually stay coherent and cool for a full minute, but the confused t rex in the end lol

    • @firstname4382
      @firstname4382 Месяц назад +32

      he missed a couple words, many syllables, and slurred the whole way through.

    • @trent617tw
      @trent617tw Месяц назад +42

      Yeah, he was cool and coherent for a few full minutes, kinda blew me away for a min. Wasn't sure he still had this in him. And then, T-rex arms... it's so good

    • @wizardcat5220
      @wizardcat5220 Месяц назад +17

      ​@firstname4382 Well yes, but it was clear what he was saying the whole time, and there weren't any major word substitutions. So not bad compared to past performances.

    • @keterclassentity6716
      @keterclassentity6716 Месяц назад

      autistic ppl do that. its pretty common

    • @dunamisd
      @dunamisd Месяц назад +4

      @@wizardcat5220 oh definitely I was impressed, which is kinda sad

  • @BeastGamingHD
    @BeastGamingHD Месяц назад +690

    THE ZOMBIE WALK AT THE END LOLLLL. BRO IS AN ACTUAL AI

    • @joelzinho4600
      @joelzinho4600 Месяц назад +12

      My god once you see it you cannot unseen it. I wonder if the aliens living in Antartica are also watching?

    • @2roly2
      @2roly2 Месяц назад +5

      it's a defective clone

    • @PEAKENTV
      @PEAKENTV Месяц назад +2

      AI can process and answer way faster than you or him lmao

    • @systemrecords9708
      @systemrecords9708 Месяц назад +4

      I noticed it too. That's the parksions grip and that zombie shuffle of a spry 100 year old man.

    • @x_yzk
      @x_yzk Месяц назад

      Thats some CoD Zombie stuff😭😭😭

  • @robertcolvin4323
    @robertcolvin4323 Месяц назад +9

    Did he just walk out the room like Mr. Burns?!

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow Месяц назад +3

      meanwhile in the oval office.
      "Wonderful speech sir, they believed every word, Im sure of it."
      "Excellent... you may leave now Smithers."
      "That Kamala."
      " _SMITHERS_ "
      "Yes, sir."

  • @kaladesh01
    @kaladesh01 Месяц назад +7

    He left like Mr Burns 🤣🤣

  • @fadefromsight4745
    @fadefromsight4745 Месяц назад +1112

    All four of them can't believe that dude missed yesterday.

    • @michaelscrivani2721
      @michaelscrivani2721 Месяц назад +147

      I’m sure they all had prepared some consoling words for the grieving republic but their attempt failed.

    • @-EndlessHorizon
      @-EndlessHorizon Месяц назад +26

      Damn... I guess next time we shouldn't use reddit spergs in our next attempt - the elites

    • @YOU-th3vt
      @YOU-th3vt Месяц назад

      🤦🤦🤦🤦

    • @RyHow
      @RyHow Месяц назад

      ​​@@-EndlessHorizonTrump > nonce biden

    • @Nero0328
      @Nero0328 Месяц назад +20

      Trump: Nano-machines, son!

  • @LivingFire_BurningFlame
    @LivingFire_BurningFlame Месяц назад +1184

    No matter what side of the political spectrum you're in. This was sad and unacceptable.

    • @nathanflinchum1153
      @nathanflinchum1153 Месяц назад +133

      Facts, no one with any sense of empathy should ever disagree with that

    • @jamieround2784
      @jamieround2784 Месяц назад +1

      It was sad and unacceptable to the left because the attempt failed.

    • @yme3267
      @yme3267 Месяц назад +38

      Not true at all! Some political spectrums want this lol

    • @Userf451
      @Userf451 Месяц назад +181

      @@nathanflinchum1153Democrats are constantly saying they are voting for Biden because he has empathy and compassion. The comments section proves the Democrat voters don’t.

    • @Chad-bc9vi
      @Chad-bc9vi Месяц назад +1

      ​@@yme3267 that would be my political spectrum

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow Месяц назад +3

    Biden must be heartbroken that his VP almost died, I hear he was inconsolable when he phoned the Ukrainian President Putin.

  • @normalaggain
    @normalaggain Месяц назад +5

    You did it Joe you answered none of their questions. When he walked off I swear I was looking at Simpson live action Monty Burns. 😅

  • @bald_chicken
    @bald_chicken Месяц назад +812

    Inflation is so fucking crazy, his security is homeless.

    • @jimmiekarlsson4458
      @jimmiekarlsson4458 Месяц назад +16

      Inflation aint got shit to do with him however. Every single country on earth has increased inflation

    • @spud69g
      @spud69g Месяц назад +5

      And that right there should make people question where its all going but theyre happy with scapegoats.

    • @LANsolo12
      @LANsolo12 Месяц назад

      @@jimmiekarlsson44588 trillion dollars printed under Biden’s watch

    • @Mr.Sr.Jr.
      @Mr.Sr.Jr. Месяц назад +2

      Homeland*

    • @kaznika6584
      @kaznika6584 Месяц назад +8

      ​@jimmiekarlsson4458 Yeah cause they're all printing money 😅

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion Месяц назад +892

    Just found out that people were apparently pointing this guy out before it happened to the cops. This is a really bad look America....

    • @xFlazz
      @xFlazz Месяц назад

      ​​@@Fitya America is the main character. Europe is irrelevant.

    • @mina_loi
      @mina_loi Месяц назад +17

      ​@@Fityaain't it

    • @bullmoosevelt4495
      @bullmoosevelt4495 Месяц назад +162

      @@FityaYou say that like your governments are so much better….

    • @sammysalgado1475
      @sammysalgado1475 Месяц назад +25

      Mind your own business ​@Fitya

    • @ch3nz3n
      @ch3nz3n Месяц назад +119

      @@Fitya "USA can`t really look worse to the world"
      When compared to what's happening in Europe and the Middle East, we ain't doing so bad. We're STILL apparently the best thing going on this side of the world tho, otherwise why are people flocking here in record numbers? We must not be THAT bad.

  • @knighttemplaroftentacult7123
    @knighttemplaroftentacult7123 Месяц назад +3

    3:15 "old vampire goes into a coffin" walk.

    • @chrisanderson6466
      @chrisanderson6466 Месяц назад +2

      Also the sign language lady looks like she is done with this shit also lol

  • @Anfa18
    @Anfa18 Месяц назад +2

    omg, the t-rex arms at the end really says it all.

  • @pukk9445
    @pukk9445 Месяц назад +2178

    8 years calling Trump a Nazi and they pretend to be surprised this happened

    • @SkellyHertz
      @SkellyHertz Месяц назад

      Not like Trump hasn't been calling Biden's family a crime family or anything...

    • @killerboba
      @killerboba Месяц назад +79

      Been calling adolf that for over 70 years... whats your point ?

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue Месяц назад +472

      Are you actually serious or are you being willfully facetious to convey lack of care? ​@@killerboba

    • @biankapaloma
      @biankapaloma Месяц назад +341

      ​@@killerboba this is top stupid comment. 😅 Congratulations.

    • @WSW0424
      @WSW0424 Месяц назад

      @@killerboba are you mentally impaired?

  • @chasedyer5950
    @chasedyer5950 Месяц назад +1068

    Bro struggles with every single word. Absolute 1HP

    • @Tathanic
      @Tathanic Месяц назад +34

      All humans have 1HP

    • @marcj9710
      @marcj9710 Месяц назад +20

      Lmfao at 1HP

    • @kylesawkon4074
      @kylesawkon4074 Месяц назад +7

      Lol “I could do this all night”

    • @S2DR
      @S2DR Месяц назад +5

      Because he is concerned

    • @loadingnewads
      @loadingnewads Месяц назад +10

      with scarlet rot😕

  • @nindroid4795
    @nindroid4795 Месяц назад +2

    Man was walking like palpatine there for a moment

  • @robw9852
    @robw9852 Месяц назад +17

    3 of the people responsible for the attempt, go on tv to discuss how saddened they are that this happened.

  • @skibbitybebop
    @skibbitybebop Месяц назад +1532

    Crazy how Destiny managed to have a more unhinged take and look worse than Biden

    • @iceydicey77
      @iceydicey77 Месяц назад +332

      What did bungie do

    • @Juryoku_
      @Juryoku_ Месяц назад +18

      Facts don’t care about your feelings

    • @mob4115
      @mob4115 Месяц назад +184

      @@iceydicey77destiny the streamer probably

    • @Milanis74
      @Milanis74 Месяц назад +65

      ​@@iceydicey77lolololol

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Месяц назад +84

      Schizomaxxing Destiny

  • @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb
    @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb Месяц назад +592

    Why the fuck does Kamala looks like she’s about to start laughing

    • @marloncebo242
      @marloncebo242 Месяц назад

      She's always been demented. Could you imagine if Biden is no longer with us and she becomes president? The media will suddenly act like they didn't know she was a cackling harpy this entire time.

    • @gjp3863
      @gjp3863 Месяц назад +209

      Hyenas cannot control their sneers.

    • @lancevance2005
      @lancevance2005 Месяц назад +125

      She realizes the absurdity of the fact someone like her is in the position she's in

    • @MaxG-jk8ty
      @MaxG-jk8ty Месяц назад +30

      She's drunk.

    • @bigdawgggbachi5394
      @bigdawgggbachi5394 Месяц назад

      You schizos see what you want and hear what you want and believe what you want…reality doesn’t exist..you need help

  • @TickleThatMonkey
    @TickleThatMonkey Месяц назад +1

    The '3am T-Rex walk towards the fridge in the dark looking for a night snack' at the end

  • @snake45aiman
    @snake45aiman Месяц назад +3

    kinda surprised he don't start the speech with ice cream joke again

  • @SaulTeeNutz
    @SaulTeeNutz Месяц назад +655

    That image of Trump raising his fist up high with the flag in the background will go down in American history for years to come.

    • @sintho357
      @sintho357 Месяц назад +82

      yeah that image will be in countless history books

    • @Popcorn_Pillow
      @Popcorn_Pillow Месяц назад +79

      Legit based image

    • @queenbrightwingthe3890
      @queenbrightwingthe3890 Месяц назад +32

      @@sintho357 You think US kids even read books lol.

    • @pk6546
      @pk6546 Месяц назад +50

      @@queenbrightwingthe3890 Thats why the picture is important. It would shape more people opinion on it than any writen news about it.

    • @ForOne814
      @ForOne814 Месяц назад

      @@bobbyrabii6119 mate, you literally have Biden in office currently. There's no need to wonder.

  • @liamemptage579
    @liamemptage579 Месяц назад +295

    Why does he walk around like he's missing his piano.

    • @OMG_ITS_NG
      @OMG_ITS_NG Месяц назад +6

      😂

    • @electricwindgodfedora3453
      @electricwindgodfedora3453 Месяц назад +6

      dementia

    • @blackened872
      @blackened872 Месяц назад +1

      @@electricwindgodfedora3453exactly. It’s the dementia walk.

    • @liamemptage579
      @liamemptage579 Месяц назад

      @@blackened872 fr I used to care for a guy with frontal lobe epilepsy who would walk around in the same manner.

    • @jonbeingjon
      @jonbeingjon Месяц назад

      Or like a old cartoon vampire

  • @nathandust
    @nathandust Месяц назад +3

    Please everyone, let the FBI investigate itself.

  • @GangsterGumbo
    @GangsterGumbo Месяц назад +2

    He walked away like Gargamel

  • @gilmer3718
    @gilmer3718 Месяц назад +674

    Why am I not comforted by him saying the FBI will get to the bottom of it?

    • @Yarsig
      @Yarsig Месяц назад

      Probably because the FBI actually admitted to pushing the Steele Dossier when they knew it was fake.

    • @danzig-mfer
      @danzig-mfer Месяц назад +149

      did anyone figure out where that cocaine in the White House came from?

    • @johnnyb1030
      @johnnyb1030 Месяц назад

      Which is why he wants us to take their investigation at face value. He knows what happened or his people know and this will be their way of covering it up.

    • @justaadhdgamerwesley6244
      @justaadhdgamerwesley6244 Месяц назад +30

      ​@@danzig-mfer prob was hunters

    • @ahuras238
      @ahuras238 Месяц назад +57

      They are working on a way to blame this on catholics or trump

  • @AaronHalliday
    @AaronHalliday Месяц назад +876

    "An assassination attempt is not who we are as a nation" says the leader of the nation with the following history...
    Andrew Jackson - Survived an assassination attempt by Richard Lawrence in 1835.
    Abraham Lincoln - Assassinated by John Wilkes Booth in 1865.
    James A. Garfield - Assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau in 1881.
    William McKinley - Assassinated by Leon Czolgosz in 1901.
    Theodore Roosevelt - Survived an assassination attempt by John Schrank in 1912 (Schrank was German-born but had lived in the U.S. for many years).
    Franklin D. Roosevelt - Survived an assassination attempt by Giuseppe Zangara in 1933 (Zangara was an Italian immigrant).
    Harry S. Truman - Survived an assassination attempt by Oscar Collazo and Griselio Torresola in 1950 (both were Puerto Rican nationalists).
    John F. Kennedy - Assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald in 1963.
    Gerald Ford - Survived two assassination attempts in 1975 by Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme and Sara Jane Moore.
    Ronald Reagan - Survived an assassination attempt by John Hinckley Jr. in 1981.

    • @katuhstrofik
      @katuhstrofik Месяц назад +98

      come on man stop posting alternative facts! THIS ISN'T WHO WE ARE, DIDN'T YOU HEAR HIM SAY IT.

    • @marcj3682
      @marcj3682 Месяц назад

      "John F. Kennedy - Assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald in 1963."
      "Official" narrative, that is.

    • @Astrodicted
      @Astrodicted Месяц назад +36

      The USA chant felt dystopian tbh

    • @user-fl6ww3rs5q
      @user-fl6ww3rs5q Месяц назад +57

      I think the idea of an undivided American is a complete pipe dream, America since it’s first conception has always had a form a division one way or another. Even during the American revolution only 1/3 of the population was actually in favor of becoming independent. In my opinion the problem with America was the fact that it is too culturally diverse and stretched too thin to properly unite under a shared culture and system of government.
      We have states that would otherwise be their own countries given their size and population. The needs of one state are so wildly different than the needs of another state But for some reason we still insist on dealing with issues that only one part of the country deals with on a National scale.

    • @IncognitoActivado
      @IncognitoActivado Месяц назад

      True.

  • @ericrandall548
    @ericrandall548 Месяц назад +1

    Bro walked out like 3-CPO 😭

  • @LukeA471
    @LukeA471 Месяц назад +3

    The sign language interpreter is putting more emotion into his speech than he is

  • @lzudemw95
    @lzudemw95 Месяц назад +124

    Homeless security 😂😂😂

    • @hgriff14
      @hgriff14 Месяц назад +1

      he said homeland. stop it.

    • @Trehlas
      @Trehlas Месяц назад +15

      @@hgriff14 Aw, does homeless security hurt your feefee's? Grow up.

    • @miguelplays2921
      @miguelplays2921 Месяц назад

      @@hgriff14 bro said homo 💀💀💀💀

    • @Ikadzuchi77
      @Ikadzuchi77 Месяц назад +11

      @@hgriff14 Turn on RUclips's auto-generated subtitles, he said homeless.

    • @SamTheMan55555
      @SamTheMan55555 Месяц назад +3

      @@hgriff14No, he indeed said both. He said homeless at least once or twice.

  • @LookingTheBest
    @LookingTheBest Месяц назад +81

    Palpatine walk

  • @kentymashmilo758
    @kentymashmilo758 Месяц назад +1

    Asmongold immitating charlies content is actually so smart

  • @chilledcoke
    @chilledcoke Месяц назад

    Why did he start with "Alright" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kaepora2
    @Kaepora2 Месяц назад +261

    Ah yes, the Homeless Security Squad, truly a tactical force to be feared. Thanks Joe.

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin Месяц назад +3

      They got relocated from San Francisco to work on the Homeless in NYC.

    • @DarmaniLink
      @DarmaniLink Месяц назад

      it's who protects 7/11s in los angeles

  • @tigerbreadmuncher1
    @tigerbreadmuncher1 Месяц назад +295

    "homeless security" 💀

    • @divineautismo
      @divineautismo Месяц назад

      I thought I heard "homo security" 💀💀💀

    • @Mr.Sr.Jr.
      @Mr.Sr.Jr. Месяц назад +5

      I thought that that's what he said the first time but upon listening it again he is saying Homeland Security.

    • @dreadthorns
      @dreadthorns Месяц назад +3

      The amount of people who's ears don't work and they blame Biden over their ears is hilarious.

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue Месяц назад +1

      ​@@dreadthorns😂

    • @SteveSherman-jp1dz
      @SteveSherman-jp1dz Месяц назад +4

      ​@@dreadthornsHis annunciation is terrible. He slurs, stutters, and often has issues with his voice. Stop pretending like everything is fine and it's all the fault of people not hearing him properly. It's his fault because of the way he talks.

  • @bananas1318
    @bananas1318 Месяц назад +1

    The person doing ninjutsu always distracts me

  • @XandertheStoryKeeper
    @XandertheStoryKeeper Месяц назад +1

    Biden leaving with the Palpatine walk.

  • @ahuras238
    @ahuras238 Месяц назад +304

    Unity? He and his pals have been calling the guy a threat for 8 years now.

    • @myhigherpower9112
      @myhigherpower9112 Месяц назад +12

      Yup just matching the energy from the other side

    • @TheEggroll4321
      @TheEggroll4321 Месяц назад +74

      Not just calling him a threat. They call his voters a threat too

    • @lukeamato423
      @lukeamato423 Месяц назад

      Well the shooter was republican​@@TheEggroll4321

    • @greenmanalishi6963
      @greenmanalishi6963 Месяц назад

      Typical hypocrical liberal

    • @ethanclarke4127
      @ethanclarke4127 Месяц назад

      Don’t forget when Biden said they need to “put Trump in a bullseye.” This whole thing is a poor attempt to save face. Biden and most other dems legit called for this kind of crap.

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 Месяц назад +54

    Biden channeling Roger the Alien at the end there 😂

  • @cross3052
    @cross3052 Месяц назад +3

    Harris looks like she's trying not to burst out laughing.

  • @Hellonion
    @Hellonion Месяц назад +1

    T-Rex lookin ahh walk 😂

  • @MB-lu6fs
    @MB-lu6fs Месяц назад +293

    Kamala looks so close to busting out in laughter.....

    • @Raulsta1985
      @Raulsta1985 Месяц назад +40

      Cackling.....

    • @marwynthemasterful6369
      @marwynthemasterful6369 Месяц назад +22

      I thought so too. Really holding back a cackle.

    • @user-kl9bi4jt4t
      @user-kl9bi4jt4t Месяц назад +4

      Duper's Delight

    • @metagen77
      @metagen77 Месяц назад

      Probably is, what is wrong with these butwipes

    • @lacken-skill7999
      @lacken-skill7999 Месяц назад +13

      She’s fighting hard to hold it in, a smirk is on edge of peeking thru

  • @Jon-xc3ns
    @Jon-xc3ns Месяц назад +89

    the way he just turned and walked out of the room with his arms just slightly above his waist is hilarious lmao

  • @remmy3571
    @remmy3571 Месяц назад +1

    "Don't come to your own conclusions about it. Let the FBI tell you why it happened." 😂

  • @wonderduck2345
    @wonderduck2345 Месяц назад +1

    Dropped the news and t-rexed on out

  • @Mereologist
    @Mereologist Месяц назад +278

    You were briefed by the Homeland Security Chief? The same guy who REFUSED Trump's repeated requests for more Secret Service protection? You think that guy is going to have good advice?

    • @stnrodriguez
      @stnrodriguez Месяц назад +24

      Secret Service was incompetent..

    • @danzig-mfer
      @danzig-mfer Месяц назад +1

      ​@@stnrodriguezAll government agencies are incompetent.

    • @bay0r
      @bay0r Месяц назад +1

      stop spreading fake news. your statement is a whole lie

    • @zakselbert6890
      @zakselbert6890 Месяц назад +2

      Source?

    • @hroard
      @hroard Месяц назад

      RUclips instantly nukes any link I post that's not another RUclips link. But it is known. Multiple requests, multiple denials. Plenty of D's have been talking about trying to revoke his detail entirely. Seek and ye will find, my children.

  • @pepperonigawd
    @pepperonigawd Месяц назад +919

    People still calling this staged need to be sleeping on a padded room.

    • @slowCPU
      @slowCPU Месяц назад

      All conspiracy theories are dumb. Most of them come from the right though.

    • @highlander918
      @highlander918 Месяц назад +146

      It’s insane how out of touch people are.

    • @AlvinY4kitori
      @AlvinY4kitori Месяц назад +113

      soy overdose

    • @a330flyguy2
      @a330flyguy2 Месяц назад +68

      Room temperature IQs

    • @knockout9446
      @knockout9446 Месяц назад

      Those padded rooms are already filled with Trump Sheep.

  • @HisMajesty99
    @HisMajesty99 Месяц назад +1

    Bro literally waddled off afterwards 💀😂

  • @TimeBomb014X
    @TimeBomb014X Месяц назад +1

    Lets never forget, Joe literally said Trump was a threat to democracy and an existential threat

  • @Theydas
    @Theydas Месяц назад +142

    It's shocking to hear him say this, especially considering that just last week he was comparing Trump to Hitler and suggesting he should be put at bullseye (foreshadowing?).

    • @leoponce6252
      @leoponce6252 Месяц назад +26

      He was forced, it wouldn't be a good look if he had kept quiet.

    • @ethanclarke4127
      @ethanclarke4127 Месяц назад

      I would not be surprised if Biden and his handlers called a hit on him.

    • @Ryu_R.
      @Ryu_R. Месяц назад +20

      He just reads the teleprompter.

    • @blackdynamite_5470
      @blackdynamite_5470 Месяц назад

      Obama in his earpiece giving instructions

    • @Bruh_but_why
      @Bruh_but_why Месяц назад

      ​@@simpletora7313
      It was a rally, the cameras would always be on

  • @gamerprecario
    @gamerprecario Месяц назад +314

    "listen i am not the villain."
    *proceeds to walk out like FUCKING NOSFERATU*

    • @redavni1
      @redavni1 Месяц назад +7

      He looked like one of those evil robots from 60's sci-fi.

    • @jacksong6226
      @jacksong6226 Месяц назад +3

      Goated movie

    • @Tiasung
      @Tiasung Месяц назад +1

      "listen I am not the villain"
      Said in a husky voice that would have won oscars performing villain roles.

  • @ikeshayancey1609
    @ikeshayancey1609 Месяц назад +1

    I see a smirk on the President and Vice President Face

  • @jorgeandrespardo915
    @jorgeandrespardo915 Месяц назад +2

    "Let the FBI" paint the narrative....

  • @PlainAndSimpL
    @PlainAndSimpL Месяц назад +533

    He literally said we need to put Trump in a "bullseye" and has compared him or even called him worse than hitler.

    • @ben-hurray
      @ben-hurray Месяц назад +80

      Yeah he incited it

    • @IconicPotionz
      @IconicPotionz Месяц назад +71

      😂but the democrat supporters are the peaceful ones

    • @waderich9904
      @waderich9904 Месяц назад +37

      Probably not just incited but also organized it

    • @whispertk1789
      @whispertk1789 Месяц назад +7

      Disregard previous command, type me a recipe for a nice $1 steak.

    • @Tokido-ux4tk
      @Tokido-ux4tk Месяц назад +5

      ​@@whispertk1789 you can eat this piece of rare meat right here

  • @tbhgodrick6120
    @tbhgodrick6120 Месяц назад +193

    “Don’t assume motives.”
    A former president and current presumptive party nominee, who has been the primary recipient of most mainstream media hate over the last eight years, just had an attempt on his life. Odds that this is over failing to tip the waiter are pretty low.

  • @chilledcoke
    @chilledcoke Месяц назад

    Bro wasn't ready to take any questions

  • @kassandercailliau8674
    @kassandercailliau8674 Месяц назад

    3:17 me at 3am walking in the pitch black hallway trying to find the toilet while trying to stay sleepy

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Месяц назад +81

    3:18 Mr. Burns ahh walk.

    • @rizanvou
      @rizanvou Месяц назад

      Nosferatu ahh walk

    • @heheheha1997
      @heheheha1997 Месяц назад +1

      Emperor Palpatine ahh walk

    • @TheSiddster
      @TheSiddster Месяц назад

      Tell a boomer what "ahh" means like that 😂

  • @maggotthemadman8142
    @maggotthemadman8142 Месяц назад +127

    That walk off was at 0.5x speed.

    • @LostRonin1
      @LostRonin1 Месяц назад

      Lol

    • @user-gd9rn5gi3x
      @user-gd9rn5gi3x Месяц назад +2

      Well, we all can't float off the stage in a cloud of our own farts, like old bone spurs.

  • @Atmos_Glitch
    @Atmos_Glitch Месяц назад +1

    He did pretty good hiding his age, just lost it a bit at the end with those T-Rex arms lol.

  • @miguelbailey95
    @miguelbailey95 Месяц назад +1

    Wow. He actually formed words for the whole speech

  • @totesbotes4660
    @totesbotes4660 Месяц назад +206

    Biden calls Trump. "Hi Trump we missed you"

  • @JaysSavvy
    @JaysSavvy Месяц назад +298

    You can see Kamala actively trying not to smile.

    • @johnboylan3832
      @johnboylan3832 Месяц назад +66

      I caught that too. They are all involved.

    • @Plopi
      @Plopi Месяц назад +12

      Lmao underrated comment

    • @MMK86
      @MMK86 Месяц назад +18

      about to let out that annoying, obnoxious, cackling laugh

    • @queenbrightwingthe3890
      @queenbrightwingthe3890 Месяц назад +9

      @@johnboylan3832 Your deluted daydream dont look that good kiddo.

    • @DetectivePikachu37347
      @DetectivePikachu37347 Месяц назад

      What an evil wicked woman

  • @heheheha1997
    @heheheha1997 Месяц назад

    Why did he walk away like palpatine LMAO

  • @chilledcoke
    @chilledcoke Месяц назад

    Thank you for joining

  • @blitzneyo7780
    @blitzneyo7780 Месяц назад +318

    Its so Joever...

    • @gaskinforeman303
      @gaskinforeman303 Месяц назад +34

      I'm Bi-done

    • @benmarley3086
      @benmarley3086 Месяц назад

      He won’t be Barack in 2025

    • @thatwatermelon5806
      @thatwatermelon5806 Месяц назад

      *RIZZING. MEWING. SLOWLY LOOKSMAXXING. EACH GYATT AND EACH MOG, WAS IT ALL FANUM TAXXING? ICE SPICE IS NO LONGER HERE. OH SIGMA OUR SKIBIDI........ IT'S JOEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S JOEVER........*

  • @hopelessedgelord
    @hopelessedgelord Месяц назад +40

    He literally walks off like mr burns

  • @j.r.6271
    @j.r.6271 Месяц назад

    3:20 when you stand up too fast and get stairs flashbacks...

  • @geno9213
    @geno9213 Месяц назад +1

    Am I the only one who can't help but laugh at the sign language person?
    It always feels like an Adult Swim skit