7:39 I can't believe it, you even included that glitchy line where Tullius' voice cuts out mid sentence. The mark of a true OG skyrim vet. I'm guessing no unofficial skyrim patch then
i've played skyrim, skyrim legendary edition, skyrim special edition (on xbox) and then se on pc, le on pc, as well as ae on pc how do i not remember the line being glitched
For context, I'm brazilian. During english classes, we had to assemble a group and voice/act a scene, existing or improvised. My group decided to act this scene specifically. We had to cut some characters and lines, merge some people (the carriage driver, Tulius and executioner were the same guy). I was Ralof, so I still remember his lines to this day.
@@Albiefanatic No no no, you misunderstand me. It’s so bad that it’s good in the same way a Monty Python movie is, it’s so ludicrously absurd that it causes you to spit out your tea
If they are about to hang you, ask for a glass of water, you never know what's gonna happen. But I guess he thought he might as well get it over with instead of listening to the dude's rambling, since nothing's likely to happen. But a counter counterpoint is that he heard the dragon and could assume there was some chaos coming
You know, this is an odd place to realise it, but that Stormcloak that interrupted the priest giving them their rights might have actually survived had he not interrupted her!
two things in this intro that took me a decade to realize. lokir prayed to the gods for mercy when he realized he was going to be executed. Alduin was akatosh's first born, so in a way, his prayer worked and akatosh sent something to save him. Second, if the red haired stormcloak let the priestess finish the rites, he probably would have lived
It always reminds me of that post divorce time of my parents when i was like 9 years old and watched my dad play skyrim for the first time, i miss those years sm
3:05 the only section he forgot and i remember it immediately, despite feeling like i don’t know majority of the lines. he says something about how when he was young, imperial walls used to make him feel so safe.
This has an inescapably human touch that you will simply never find in the sort of content that's being produced by our new Generative AI Overlords. I love it.
I'd watch a whole playthrough of you as Barbo Beehive. Doesn't even need to dub over other parts. Just react and improv as Barbo Beehive. Please I'll pay you
I love how Ralaf sounds like he knows the entire plot of the game and he's just playing his part in it, like he's a self-aware character in a Shakespeare play.
Underated part is 6:29, where because you started late the line gets cut off with his head. The sheer confidence he had that he'd be able to finish combined with him being killed mid sentence made me break down laughing
2:56 The right name (for the guy making mead with juniper berries) is Vilod, but this sounds like he was about to say "Ralof," then realized that's him (in a world where very few people have the same first name), and veered off into "Raylaah."
Goes to show how many times we restart the game to start fresh with new and or different builds and routes. I once met a guy at a bus station with over 1k hours (i think it was 9k hours but it's been a year since i last met him and it seems excessive) Skyrim. He had the game since it came out, has all the merch and versions and still plays it to this day. I have a feeling he would be able to quote this scene one to one. I hope i meet him again one day because he was fun to talk to.
I don't know if I should be proud or sad that I actually remember that line from Ralof about how the empire's wall and towers always made him feel safe as a boy, or the fact that Hadvar mentioned that at least you die in your homeland nord' if you pick a Nord, I may have played this game too much.
Now this is someone who had to watch the opening part of skyrim way to many times. Also, it is still very impressive to remember this much. Also, this has become my favourite version of skyrims opening.
I think the line you forgot after the juniper berries one goes along the lines of. "Funny, when I was a boy imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe." I cannot explain the amount of fun I had trying to recite these lines along with you. The amount of times I've seen this intro is just hilarious.
We all memorized the dialogs and lines, as part of the ppl who keep on creating new characters without finishing the game. But damn, the *dragon noises* did it for me.
Hadvar when he sees a beehive: Eh, erm, uhm, err, uhh
The appropriate response.
I thought that would have been Ulfric. 🤔
But my memory isn't the greatest either.
He cannot comprehend how one has such a goofy name, poor fool is absolutely flabbergasted
@Evening Clouds this is not true the original intro he clearly says he's from Seyda Neen.
@@Evening-Cloudshe has lines for each province and each race
But he was nord so hadvar simply didn't care
“As fearless in life as he was in death” 😭😭
I realized if the fool didn't interrupt the priest and wasn't so eager to die, it would have been his execution that would be interrupted by Alduin.
@@andyhx2 But if he was eager to die…
@@andyhx2but if he wasn't eager to die he wouldn't go to sovngaurd
At least he went to sovngarde
Dammit now I gotta replay Skyrim to see if he actually did go to Sovngarde
7:39 I can't believe it, you even included that glitchy line where Tullius' voice cuts out mid sentence. The mark of a true OG skyrim vet. I'm guessing no unofficial skyrim patch then
I wanted the authentic 2011 experience.
Ah.. but he missed the part where the lady says "Death to the Storchloashs!" (I spelled it incorrectly because her line is bugged too...)
And the double "you there get up" line
@@shadowinkwink As authentic in 2023 as he was in 2011
i've played skyrim, skyrim legendary edition, skyrim special edition (on xbox) and then se on pc, le on pc, as well as ae on pc
how do i not remember the line being glitched
1:12
"I forgot this line, so I'm recording something in post so I can have something here"
The way he looks at the camera is so perfect
The Nords really were ahead of their time
Bro is one option away from being a race menu preset but like checks out
Im pretty sure he talks about him and the dragonborn not meant to be there
@@jackburridge8790 Nord VPN... It all makes sense now
@@Prak_Giggles I think it's like "You and me, we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks they want."
The fact that you remembered that much is impressive as hell
11 years does this to a mf
No kidding, I can also mostly recite the whole thing because I kept starting new game to try out new mods.
@@CorvoTanuar you need alternate start lol
@@Stizy Yeah, eventually I did, I didn't know something like that existed.
@@CorvoTanuaryeah I'm the same lol
This sounds and feels like a Monty Python movie
"Funny, when I was a boy, the imperial walls used to make me feel so safe.
Fitting x)
HAHAHAHA
You should send this in as an audition for voice acting in Elder Scrolls 6. I'd hire you.
We all know that the voice cast for the next game has already been filled. (All 4 voice actors).
Maybe it's about time they get "Young_Man2" voice packs. You could be that.
Any living, breathing soul around today will be nothing more than dust by the time Bethesda gets around to working on that
@@shadowinkwink they still could use you as a dragon, sound design can be expensive and your impression is just as good as the real thing
LOL even if he did it on his own, the variety would be bigger than it is in skyrim!
4:29 lokirs delivery on this segment is seriously great, even gave it the "you re not gonna kILL MEeeE"
anyone else feel like running?
aARcheRS :U
LOL
@@rynun7620 UUUGHHH
He sounds a bit like critikalmoist 😂
4:31 “AHRchers!” lol the delivery is perfect here. It’s exactly how she says it
Who could forget that iconic moment when we are introduced to the game's protagonist, Barbo Beehive?
4:12 It's like Ralof knows he's in a comedy sketch and can't stop from laughing.
😂
for real haha
The camera man messed up, he wasn't supposed to show him at that point.
For context, I'm brazilian.
During english classes, we had to assemble a group and voice/act a scene, existing or improvised. My group decided to act this scene specifically. We had to cut some characters and lines, merge some people (the carriage driver, Tulius and executioner were the same guy). I was Ralof, so I still remember his lines to this day.
Porra, genial
Quem me dera ter tido uma aula assim
Incrível achar BR em Skyrim sem ser no Jovem Nerd
heuheau pensei que não acharia br aqui
Brabíssimo! Blessings of neymar upon u my friend
4:30 idk why but this "ARCHER-AAAUGH" radiates happiness and satisfaction
The crisp augh from the distance killed me
The ARCHERS sounded like goofy to me
He sounded like a Seth MacFarlane character throwing up 😂🤮
10/10 dragon sounds. I need a mod that replaces all the dragon sound effects with your voice now XD
EeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeEEr
I am crying 😂
@Evening Clouds "Reeegh!" absolutely killed me
😂
My thoughts exactly
After watching this, I realized that I’ve played way too much Skyrim. Now, if you’ll excuse me,
I’m going to play some Skyrim.
When the dude was about to be beheaded and the line wasn't done yet i panicked a bit...
As fearless in life as he was in death.
you’ve got the horse thief guy’s voice almost down pat
He really doesn't. But he sure captured the vibe
@@schoo9256 you don't though
3:50
"Face your death with some corage, hourse thief"
That part got me.
*hearse thief, aka a coffin thief lmao
@@music0cool its horse thief he was stealing a horse
@@qamzatmedvedov he was making a joke about the way he voiced it lmao
@@qamzatmedvedov Yeah ik thats what it is in game but thats what he said in this video
@@BrutalSkorpio She lol :)
i am proud to say that i have the entire intro sequence memorized, including the cave scenes with ralof
Droid spotted.
Ew I can't believe you choose Ralof
@Akyomi Yeah, how could we not go with the guy who was about to watch us be illegally executed?
@Alex you show me where illegal border crossers have the right to a fair trial in Skyrim's constitution. Oh wait. None of that exists.
you should be proud
Almost perfect. At 5:52 I believe the dragon actually says "Ooooooo macho man is comin to getcha"
Oh god it got me so bad the first time you forgot a line. I was so impressed by the voice acting that I forgot lol, 10/10 this was great
walked right into that imperial ambush. same as us.
I hope Bethesda won’t see this, otherwise they would make Elder Scrolls 6 be dubbed by only one actor instead of those 5 😂
I swear Skyrim was voiced by only like 5 people.
There's several with unique voices at least. Tulius, Serana, and Astrid come to mind.
@@Reine_Marina yeah, and that leaves 2 for the rest, which sounds about right.
This voice acting is the very definition of the phrase “It’s so bad that’s it’s good”
Is it bad tho? The execution (tone and accent) is so perfect 💯
@@Albiefanatic If its not bad its not faithful 😂
It's good enough to be so bad it's good
@@Albiefanatic No no no, you misunderstand me. It’s so bad that it’s good in the same way a Monty Python movie is, it’s so ludicrously absurd that it causes you to spit out your tea
It's been over a decade, and yet I just realised that if the bloke at 6:10 had been even slightly patient he probably would've lived the whole thing.
I think he just wanted to die lmao
On the other hand, old mate might have got taken by the dragon and thrown 50 meters away
I noticed that the first time I played
If they are about to hang you, ask for a glass of water, you never know what's gonna happen.
But I guess he thought he might as well get it over with instead of listening to the dude's rambling, since nothing's likely to happen.
But a counter counterpoint is that he heard the dragon and could assume there was some chaos coming
Yea but then he would've messed up his morning schedule.
You know, this is an odd place to realise it, but that Stormcloak that interrupted the priest giving them their rights might have actually survived had he not interrupted her!
You really captured Alduin's essence in his lines when you said "Reeeeeeeh!"
5:10 "I'm sorry. We'll make sure to return your remains to... wherever you come from".
Doesn't really inspire much confidence...
This is basically me whenever I'm rewatching Revenge of the Sith.
100% Relatable
Samee
YOUR new empire?
@@hotfroganimationsDon’t make me kill you
@@hotfroganimations Don't make me kill you.
04:44 Holy shit my sides. This derp looking horse had me rolling, the way you pan the camera right in its face made me laugh like an idiot. :D
"who... are you?"
and then when the camera panned back to the horse after he finished character creation
Glad I wasn't alone
I can only remember the line after the juniper mead as
"Funny...when I was a boy...memes used to be funny."
Back when ytps were everywhere
Iirc it was like... "Funny... when I was a boy, imperial guards made me feel so safe." or something.
@@MsLilly200 imperial walls*
2:13 - ah yes, Ackintosh, the Dragon God of laptops
two things in this intro that took me a decade to realize.
lokir prayed to the gods for mercy when he realized he was going to be executed. Alduin was akatosh's first born, so in a way, his prayer worked and akatosh sent something to save him.
Second, if the red haired stormcloak let the priestess finish the rites, he probably would have lived
Even the badly scripted interruption of the priest where she just keeps talking while getting interrupted. It's perfect
Very comedic covering of what you forgot and very impressive performance of what you remembered.
"Guards! Get the townspeopl--" Thanks for that now I spilled my mtn dew down my shirt.
I remember the first time I played Skyrim. It really was a special game at the time.
Still is. I just played Skyrim for the first time in december and the scale of the modding community is exceptional.
It always reminds me of that post divorce time of my parents when i was like 9 years old and watched my dad play skyrim for the first time, i miss those years sm
3:50 You must of had a lot of fun recording this line, you did a fantastic job doing this from memory.
1:22 "shut up back there" was delivered so perfectly I started dying 😂
MY HOLY LORD, i dont know how i find this, but this is beatiful. Dude you made my day so much better my god Lmao Thank you so much
Hell yeah brother
6:15 they fr just didn’t let bro finish his sentence
"Don't worry, we'll return your remains to, uh, wherever you come from" - comforting words.
3:05 the only section he forgot and i remember it immediately, despite feeling like i don’t know majority of the lines. he says something about how when he was young, imperial walls used to make him feel so safe.
I just love how Ralof sounds like he owns a multimillion company
"We'll be sure to return your remains to ... wherever you come from" killed me
how it feels like to rewatch a movie in your mind when you can't sleep
BARBOOOOOOOOOOO BEEHIVE what a name :D
this is beautiful i have no idea how this came acros my recommended but damn you got another subscriber
A fine addition.
Seconded, this was funny af
6:29 poor guy didn't get to finish what he was saying lmao
that bit at 6:10 where she keeps talking after he's interrupted her😂nailed it.
I LOVED it and I'm surprised nobody else is commenting on it "bleleleel"
Absolutely aced Lokir, that death sound at 4:35 took me out 😂😂. That and Ulfric finding something in his teeth between is real dialogue 😂.
Those first chords in skyrims intro will be forever burned into my brain
“Hearse thief” had me belly laughing.
5:33
Tullius: But does a hero use the power of The Voice to kill his king and usurp his throne?
Ulfric: _affirmative grunt_
This giving me school roleplay vibes but it's not serious and the students and the teacher are just having fun and laughing at each other. 😆
somebody please make this into a mod. this is gold.😂
This has an inescapably human touch that you will simply never find in the sort of content that's being produced by our new Generative AI Overlords. I love it.
LOVE the "you imperial bastards" voice lmao
6:07 “Blessings of the eight divine are upon you! Hebbeh.. hebbeh.. bahbahbla..”
"man im so hungry"
4:55
*how hungry*
I'd watch a whole playthrough of you as Barbo Beehive. Doesn't even need to dub over other parts. Just react and improv as Barbo Beehive. Please I'll pay you
The delivery on some of these just absolutely killed me. You need to be a prominent VA in the modding community (If you aren't already one)
I used to remember most voice lines from borderlands 2 but I don't think I could remember such a long sequence with so many voice lines 😂
Give this man an voice acting career NOW. He's earned it!
"the blessing of the 8 divines upon hebebebhebehbehehbehebebebebe" ugh so true
8:04 Ulfric just casually Coughing up the rag that was around his mouth then swollowing it back up
1:23 that was the calmest shut up back there Skyrim has ever witnessed
I love how Ralaf sounds like he knows the entire plot of the game and he's just playing his part in it, like he's a self-aware character in a Shakespeare play.
Underated part is 6:29, where because you started late the line gets cut off with his head. The sheer confidence he had that he'd be able to finish combined with him being killed mid sentence made me break down laughing
2:56 The right name (for the guy making mead with juniper berries) is Vilod, but this sounds like he was about to say "Ralof," then realized that's him (in a world where very few people have the same first name), and veered off into "Raylaah."
As someone who watched the Dragon Prince recently (which has a prominent character named Rayla), this line made me do a double take
6:10 It wouldn't have been his last rites had he just let the priest finish the prayers haha.
i don't know if i should be proud or ashamed that i remember it better than you did.
I want a mod that turns the intro into this it would be 10x better
Goes to show how many times we restart the game to start fresh with new and or different builds and routes.
I once met a guy at a bus station with over 1k hours (i think it was 9k hours but it's been a year since i last met him and it seems excessive) Skyrim. He had the game since it came out, has all the merch and versions and still plays it to this day.
I have a feeling he would be able to quote this scene one to one.
I hope i meet him again one day because he was fun to talk to.
"Guards, get the townspeople to-" spot on!
I love finding shit like this in the morning while I get ready for work.. brightens my day.
Wow man, this was really good such an underrated gem, this was literally the funniest this I’ve seen all week
"Face your death with some currage hearse thief!" - Ralof
Dragon noises: "whheeehhh"
I don't know why I remember the whole thing from start to finish even the different lines hadvar says when you choose a different race
It was the dragon "roar" at 5.5 that got me! OMG!
It was 7:32 for me
Okay but that Ulfric line at "Legends don't burn down villages" was 👌
let’s be honest. we’ve played Skyrim too much we all filled in every missed line perfectly in our heads
8:20 never had the chance to see that pose of Alduin before he blasts our faces with fire but damn is it hilarious
Some of us have in fact played this game too many times😭. I’m so glad I’m not the only one
I now want a mod where this guy just replaces all dialogue and sound effects
those first 30 seconds of nothing happening really gets the player hooked. skyrims intro really is an affront to god.
I don't know if I should be proud or sad that I actually remember that line from Ralof about how the empire's wall and towers always made him feel safe as a boy, or the fact that Hadvar mentioned that at least you die in your homeland nord' if you pick a Nord, I may have played this game too much.
Barbo Beehive is legit my favorite character in Skyrim! xD
"you're not gonna kill me" lol best delivery. This is true art, thank you for making my day.
Now this is someone who had to watch the opening part of skyrim way to many times. Also, it is still very impressive to remember this much. Also, this has become my favourite version of skyrims opening.
7:33 ‘dragon!’
Alduin: *vomits*
6:29 this is the best part, lmao. didnt even get to finish his line
If Skyrim was an Oblivion DLC
sounded like he was on crack the whole time, hilarious as hell
I think the line you forgot after the juniper berries one goes along the lines of. "Funny, when I was a boy imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe."
I cannot explain the amount of fun I had trying to recite these lines along with you. The amount of times I've seen this intro is just hilarious.
absolutely speechless when they realized they were speaking with Barbo Beehive.
The dragon sounds are exactly how i remember it
We all memorized the dialogs and lines, as part of the ppl who keep on creating new characters without finishing the game. But damn, the *dragon noises* did it for me.
"Hearse thief" got me 😂
Somehow I knew Lokir's line from 1:13 and it made me happy for some reason. You've made my day a little bit better. Thank you 👍