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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @ze444
    @ze444 3 года назад +6527

    To me, one of the most underrated parts of this is that Ron doesn't object when the waiter tells him no cigars inside. He respects private property rights, entirely consistent with his philosophy.

    • @CoderShare
      @CoderShare 3 года назад +196

      It's a law in Indiana. Public indoor dining can't allow smoking even if they wanted to.

    • @markekar6021
      @markekar6021 3 года назад +328

      yea, i thought most ppl understood that. some ppl also mention that hes so wealthy, but he can be cheap sometimes. i dont think hes cheap at all, its just consistent with his character. a fair price is a fair price and he will fight over a nickel if he thinks they didnt deserve his money. not easy being a libertarian.

    • @dylanstandingalone
      @dylanstandingalone 3 года назад +49

      He's a respectable maverick.

    • @RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS
      @RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS 3 года назад +12

      @@CoderShare that’s dumb

    • @gravysamich
      @gravysamich 3 года назад +126

      @@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS it is a public space and there are other people. it would be unfair to subject other people to your smoke if they didn't want it. if you choose to consume a carcinogen, that is your right, but i choose not to and i will not have smoke force upon me. it isn't dumb, it is respectful.

  • @Krooksbane
    @Krooksbane 4 года назад +9337

    I get the feeling that Ron’s heart won’t attack him out of fear.

    • @ultra6671
      @ultra6671 4 года назад +581

      The funny thing is one episode reveals he has incredibly low cholesterol, and he has no idea what cholesterol even is.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 года назад +83

      It tried twice but nothing happened

    • @yapahyadayahyasharahla4020
      @yapahyadayahyasharahla4020 3 года назад +9

      Facts! Lol

    • @spartan1010101
      @spartan1010101 3 года назад +138

      Death keeps trying to take him in his sleep like Teddy Roosevelt, but he's yet to best him in a sleep fist fight.

    • @williamwinder5011
      @williamwinder5011 3 года назад +20

      His heart has too much respect.

  • @MrHikerToYou
    @MrHikerToYou 4 года назад +5446

    "I know what I'm about son."
    I, LITERALLY, cannot wait until I can use this line in real life.

    • @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761
      @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 4 года назад +176

      "At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my erection"
      "You mean your attention?"
      "You all know what I'm about"
      Props if you know this quote.

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 4 года назад +25

      @@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 Dragon Ball Z Abridged, It's a quote from Perfect Cell.

    • @watermallard2701
      @watermallard2701 4 года назад +2

      @Trollerjak the Trolling God-Emperor of Trolls isnt it from django unchained?

    • @ericcalderon9546
      @ericcalderon9546 4 года назад

      @@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 perfect

    • @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761
      @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 4 года назад

      @@cavareenvius7886 yes

  • @sabahbubbler
    @sabahbubbler 4 года назад +5714

    And this man has the lowest cholesterol the nurse has ever seen

    • @HappyCatholicDane
      @HappyCatholicDane 4 года назад +198

      gula-gula getah sabah Probably mean the dietary cholesterol is keeping him alive 😀. Very low cholesterol, is potentially more dangerous than high.

    • @phronsiekeys
      @phronsiekeys 4 года назад +172

      Because he is a fictional character, and we love him for that

    • @theSANDMAN1052
      @theSANDMAN1052 4 года назад +219

      Because he enjoys love making and woodworking.

    • @beef6958
      @beef6958 4 года назад +49

      "The nurse" 😂

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 4 года назад +1

      Which episode is this from?

  • @Sable-Industries
    @Sable-Industries 4 года назад +1961

    "These will not be necessary."
    One of my favorite Ron Swanson's quotes

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 4 года назад +16

      The man indeed knows what he's about, son.

    • @dyland8737
      @dyland8737 4 года назад

      R
      D ev
      Kiki oooo

    • @thepracticaldad
      @thepracticaldad 3 года назад +2

      Party time.

    • @WarlockX4
      @WarlockX4 3 года назад +5

      "I know more than you."
      -- Ron Swanson

    • @PincheBeto_Bass
      @PincheBeto_Bass 2 года назад

      When he hands him the platter and says "alright, party time" 😂🎉

  • @efrainteran8762
    @efrainteran8762 2 года назад +466

    "Fish meat is practically a vegetable" ... I love that line

    • @adammcallister2260
      @adammcallister2260 2 года назад +35

      But it irks me that he says shrimp is his #3 favourite food

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue 2 года назад +3

      Ron Swanson and Catholics see eye to eye on this.

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 2 года назад +6

      @@adammcallister2260 that ain't fish though, nor did he say he considered it meat

    • @vali9558
      @vali9558 2 года назад +1

      @@adammcallister2260 ik shrimp is average

    • @Red-S-267
      @Red-S-267 2 года назад +2

      Tuna disagrees so hard. And Salmon

  • @Publiclighthouse
    @Publiclighthouse 4 года назад +853

    If there is one thing I admire about Ron, it’s his hair. Perfectly coiffed, no matter the situation.

    • @blademanization
      @blademanization 3 года назад +28

      Unless he's drinking snake juice

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 3 года назад +15

      When his hair has completed its journey, it sheds itself off (you didn't specify which Ron).

    • @Robert-hz9bj
      @Robert-hz9bj 3 года назад +6

      @@theevilascotcompany9255 I hate you...so much... ;)

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 3 года назад +1

      Even when shot in the back of the head

    • @1979Spica
      @1979Spica 3 года назад +8

      Unless Tammy 2 has him in cornrows

  • @SMbigpapi
    @SMbigpapi 4 года назад +1816

    They didn't show the strip club breakfast buffet

    • @pjabrony8280
      @pjabrony8280 4 года назад +140

      Or the meat tornado.

    • @wickedmuffin76
      @wickedmuffin76 4 года назад +73

      @@pjabrony8280 "literally killed a guy"

    • @P.J.C_7
      @P.J.C_7 4 года назад +65

      @@wickedmuffin76 you had me at meat tornado

    • @Robert-hz9bj
      @Robert-hz9bj 3 года назад +2

      To be fair, that had a wider variety of foods than just meat or meat+eggs

    • @WhiskeyNGuns
      @WhiskeyNGuns 3 года назад +9

      @Mark Zielke "Its like a whole new meat delivery system!"

  • @syntaxusdogmata3333
    @syntaxusdogmata3333 4 года назад +1665

    I would kill for a "The Swanson" right now.

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 4 года назад +15

      They serve something similar at the Iowa State Fair

    • @good_beans
      @good_beans 4 года назад +13

      I dunno, it sounds too dry for me. Never got the appeal of turkey legs, or turkey in general.

    • @shannendawes8725
      @shannendawes8725 4 года назад +50

      @@good_beans someone's never had properly prepared turkey before

    • @hbachi1
      @hbachi1 4 года назад +6

      Epcot in Orlando has one. It's in America Land. It's beastly large, but amazing.

    • @Taylor_Wolfe115
      @Taylor_Wolfe115 4 года назад

      You actually have too, makes you worthy of it

  • @rockoperajon
    @rockoperajon 2 года назад +496

    The fact that Ron can eat like this and not balloon up to 500 pounds is proof that woodworking burns more calories than any other exercise (except perhaps vigorous lovemaking).

    • @MrPtrlix
      @MrPtrlix 2 года назад +41

      it's kinda hard to get overweight with meat alone.

    • @awesomesauce2000
      @awesomesauce2000 Год назад +1

      @@MrPtrlix it really isn't that hard especially with how much he eats

    • @Silphwave
      @Silphwave Год назад +24

      @@awesomesauce2000 it is. Most people lose weight on meat only diets. But Ron can also be seen eating sweeting stuff and alcohol, so he probably gain significant weight.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Год назад +1

      No, it is proof that he is a fictional character. The actor who plays him was told by his doctor not to eat too much meat.

    • @rockoperajon
      @rockoperajon Год назад +2

      @@someguy2135 I think you’re taking my comment too seriously.

  • @coltondodger
    @coltondodger 2 года назад +364

    I realize that Ron Swanson is supposed to be a caricature, but I think there's something admirable about his character's internal consistency.

    • @harraldschmitt9113
      @harraldschmitt9113 2 года назад +10

      I don’t think he is supposed to be a caricature. I agree with most words he says

    • @labinot1363
      @labinot1363 2 года назад +13

      @@harraldschmitt9113 I don't think you agreeing with him makes him less of a caricature.
      There's a reason why caricatures exist.
      Some people agree with them. But that says a lot about those people.

    • @harraldschmitt9113
      @harraldschmitt9113 2 года назад +13

      @@labinot1363 no, what im saying is that in my experience libertarians are actually like Ron is being portrait. Less grumpy perhaps, but self reliant, stallwart in their believes and resilient defenders of liberty as well as great lovers of meat. This is why i dont think ron is a caricature.

    • @danielhatcher9840
      @danielhatcher9840 2 года назад +4

      @@harraldschmitt9113 It’s more like Ron’s a caricature that’s been deflanderized.

    • @harraldschmitt9113
      @harraldschmitt9113 2 года назад

      @@danielhatcher9840 what does that mean?

  • @trueblueryu5713
    @trueblueryu5713 4 года назад +1950

    Gotta wonder if all the bacon and eggs they had was enough for Ron.

    • @Cross177
      @Cross177 4 года назад +54

      Thunder Ryu it’s never enough for Ron, he just has less of a need before that need comes back.

    • @ismailabdelazim2206
      @ismailabdelazim2206 4 года назад +5

      No

    • @OGchidoriKNight
      @OGchidoriKNight 4 года назад +3

      No. No it was not...

    • @MRFORD-nc5wg
      @MRFORD-nc5wg 4 года назад +1

      Probably Not

    • @marcomontana6082
      @marcomontana6082 4 года назад +7

      I can’t sleep at night, I think about this question constantly.

  • @BB1-l2k
    @BB1-l2k 3 года назад +224

    "I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over than bacon and eggs." - Ron Swanson

  • @trevorbrooks9637
    @trevorbrooks9637 3 года назад +325

    One of my favourite things about Parks & Rec is the relationship between Ron and Leslie.
    It seems they can't be more different, but they work so well together. Like when that waiter brought out the party platter meant for 12 people, she was almost bragging on his behalf that he could eat it all in four minutes.
    Or the episode where they were out, on a business trip I think, and went to a restaurant. He ate nothing but meat, she ate nothing but breakfast food covered in maple syrup and they both acted like it was perfectly normal and were completely non-judgemental about each others preferences.

    • @thecpmr6276
      @thecpmr6276 3 года назад +13

      It's because both are honorable, if that makes since, and respect the hard work and passion they put into the things they love

    • @shuttlecrossing1433
      @shuttlecrossing1433 2 года назад +19

      Ron loves when the government does nothing, because he doesn't trust it. But he's happy when Leslie makes progress by using the government, because he trusts Leslie.

    • @Hockeyfan1stSabresfa
      @Hockeyfan1stSabresfa Год назад +2

      Ron also loves breakfast food.

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 Год назад +1

      What so annoys me about that scene is that they sit down for dinner but have to eat from throw-away paper plates using plastic forks.

  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 3 года назад +79

    I absolutely adore how the music stops as Ron clarifies his bacon and eggs order.

  • @Kaitseliit205
    @Kaitseliit205 4 года назад +545

    "If you need to put sauce on your meat to eat it, why are you eating the meat"

    • @richardm3023
      @richardm3023 4 года назад +10

      What if the sauce is really good scotch?

    • @CubanSpartan
      @CubanSpartan 4 года назад +55

      @@richardm3023 then that is a waste of scotch and you should be ashamed of yourself.

    • @UltraSuperDuperFreak
      @UltraSuperDuperFreak 3 года назад +4

      Well nobody said drown it in sauce haha. Some times it fits well with abit of sauce on meat. Hot sauce ! :P

    • @jamesshaw3500
      @jamesshaw3500 3 года назад +2

      Very few people know how to cook well, so I always carry a bottle of BBQ with me everywhere... it has been a littoral life saver a few times. But, if the food is done well, I don't even take it out.

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 3 года назад +1

      Agreed on things like steak, prawns, crab/lobster and burgers, but I don't like pork ribs without sauce.

  • @yapahyadayahyasharahla4020
    @yapahyadayahyasharahla4020 3 года назад +135

    "I know what I'm about Son." -The Legendary Ron Ulysses Swanson

    • @Sierra.Foxtrot
      @Sierra.Foxtrot 2 года назад

      I think you got his middle name wrong.

  • @gypsieking3280
    @gypsieking3280 2 года назад +57

    The "give me all the bacon and eggs you have" scene always kills me because while I have not taken down that much in a sitting I have had to clarify orders like that at restaurants before and it makes me smile every time.

  • @Youbeentagged
    @Youbeentagged 3 года назад +47

    I don't know who edited this video, but that man deserves a raise.
    You cut the music at the exact moment Ron was ordering bacon and eggs at 2:21

  • @Autonomous_Don
    @Autonomous_Don Год назад +20

    I love how Ron refers to younger guys as “son” when he is addressing an issue regarding food

  • @harrysutton3765
    @harrysutton3765 3 года назад +193

    Ron Swanson is a man after my own heart.
    My own, cholesterol-filled, heart.

    • @nx9100
      @nx9100 3 года назад +1

      Amen!

    • @finnbismark
      @finnbismark 3 года назад +3

      He actually had very low cholesterol "the lowest cholesterol I've ever seen." from the episode he got a cold.

    • @quenteqmampff8204
      @quenteqmampff8204 3 года назад +7

      What's cholesterol?

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 3 года назад +2

      If you eat nothing but steak and bacon for a month, your cholesterol will drop like a rock.
      Atkins diet.
      However your breath will stink and you'll need to drink water like it's a Fear Factor challenge, to flush the ketones out of your kidneys.
      Been there, done that.

    • @gallectee6032
      @gallectee6032 2 года назад

      @@quenteqmampff8204 A compound that has been shown to be a causal factor in cardiovascular disease. The lower the level the better. Compared to a physiologically normal level, our levels are 2 - 3x higher. This happens when a persons diets consists of a lot of saturated (meat, dairy or fast food loaded with these, e.g. pizza's, burgers, etc) and trans fats (fast food such as croissants, doughnuts, pizzas again and etc), as well as dietary cholesterol (eggs, meat, dairy). And since most people eat this way for nearly every meal, is the reason why cardiovascular disease is the number 1 killer.

  • @drake8168
    @drake8168 4 года назад +147

    They forgot the bowling alley's menu, Hot Dogs and Hamburgers.

    • @NeoStoicism
      @NeoStoicism 4 года назад +8

      when I eat, it is the food that is scared

    • @emmaray6215
      @emmaray6215 4 года назад +4

      The only disappointing thing about that menu, the appalling lack of French fries

    • @drake8168
      @drake8168 4 года назад +1

      @@emmaray6215 I agree.

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 3 года назад +2

      @@emmaray6215 Nah, Ron won't eat anything that's French.

    • @Greydevil82
      @Greydevil82 3 года назад

      @@theevilascotcompany9255 He order Chili Cheese Fries from Paunch Burger

  • @DerHammerSpricht
    @DerHammerSpricht 3 года назад +285

    I love how Ron Swanson is written in just the right way where if you're someone who rolls their eyes at the "libertarian" worldview, you have plenty to laugh at, and if you ARE a libertarian or tolerant of them, you still have plenty to laugh at. Many shows would try to be "progressive" by making him a laughingstock character or something, using him to always prove some "point".

    • @willysbakery6878
      @willysbakery6878 2 года назад +2

      i never thought of it this way. but yeah. you are correct

    • @memyselfandI90001
      @memyselfandI90001 2 года назад +29

      tolerant of libertarian? what in lord's name is that :)) why would anyone be intolerant towards people that don't want to impose anything on you and just want to be left alone :))

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 2 года назад +2

      @@memyselfandI90001 Libertarians: Secretly plotting to take over the world and leave you alone.
      Honestly, the problem with American politics is that we just aren't getting any _truly_ libertarian candidates. Every single candidate is so far left of the Founding Fathers that they would be horrified. Note how every Presidential election, after the primaries are over, it's _always_ a race to see who can make the most libertarian promises while also hiding the big government policies they embraced during the primaries. There are a few exceptions to this, but even when the big government policies are pushed, it's always with the impression that it's more libertarian for the people watching the debates and the ads ("tax the rich" is implied to be "the government will tax _you_ less"). A truly libertarian candidate would win the general election in a landslide, and one party in particular is beginning to understand that.
      And then there's the Libertarian Party, which has a caucus that is made up of self-declared socialists. So... like all politicians, they lie. Like all government programs, they do the opposite of what they claim.

    • @kalaong
      @kalaong 2 года назад

      @@memyselfandI90001 Because if someone just wants to be left alone then they'll never be part of one of the pre-existing cults so you don't *have* to worry about their opinion and you can abuse them at your leisure. People don't dislike Libertarians for any specific reason, it's more like "Libertarians don't screech and sue and dox people so they can be insulted with impunity."

    • @absolutelynonameslef
      @absolutelynonameslef 2 года назад

      @@memyselfandI90001 because that's in direct opposition of the authoritarian left.

  • @utjay2008
    @utjay2008 3 года назад +73

    “I don’t much go for ethnic food”
    “They have one that’s called the meat tornado. Literally killed a guy last year”
    “You had me a meat tornado.”

  • @jakesaysknee
    @jakesaysknee 4 года назад +93

    "Why is everyone else so bad at eating?"

  • @danielesquinas1897
    @danielesquinas1897 4 года назад +766

    "Bacon wrapped shrimp."
    "Oh I'm okay."
    "I wasn't offering."

    • @randomdude8790
      @randomdude8790 4 года назад +9

      I wasn't Offermaning

    • @oofoof5791
      @oofoof5791 3 года назад

      The cholesterol is now a part of him the more cholesterol he consumes the stronger he gets

    • @HhhHhhh-nu4lm
      @HhhHhhh-nu4lm 3 года назад

      Ron 🐟 is for sport not eating.but he eats fish

    • @kylebradley3
      @kylebradley3 3 года назад

      That's the thing that was in the video right?

    • @HhhHhhh-nu4lm
      @HhhHhhh-nu4lm 3 года назад

      @@kylebradley3 his favorite food is shrimp

  • @dominictemple
    @dominictemple 3 года назад +143

    The astounding thing about Ron is that anyone attempting to outdo him either dies or falls afoul of the law because no one else is as kind, honest or respectful as the man himself.
    His good karma protects him like a fantasy or anime protagonist from consequences.

  • @slade52
    @slade52 2 года назад +30

    2:24 best joke ever. When the waiter nods his head. I felt that.

  • @tigerdragonmartialarts4032
    @tigerdragonmartialarts4032 2 года назад +15

    Out there in the multiverse
    There is a Ron Swanson spin off show happily being rewatched on repeat
    And we missed that opportunity

  • @anthonyconnor5073
    @anthonyconnor5073 4 года назад +129

    “Give me all the toilet paper and sanitizer you have” non Ron Swanson

  • @bardleyb9053
    @bardleyb9053 4 года назад +67

    It takes a real man and his meat to win the heart of the Warrior Princess.

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 4 года назад +2

      "Is that a euphemism?"

    • @bardleyb9053
      @bardleyb9053 4 года назад +2

      It’s a double entendre.

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 4 года назад

      @@bardleyb9053 that was a quote from the show, hence my use of quotation marks.

    • @bardleyb9053
      @bardleyb9053 4 года назад +1

      Ahhh...So I have a confession to make, I’ve only ever seen a few of these clips on RUclips, never really watched the show. But considering how funny the clips are, and how some of my favorite thespians are on the show (Lucy Lawless!), I am planning on watching it, at some point. I just started binging Psych, so it may be a while.

    • @williamwinder5011
      @williamwinder5011 3 года назад +3

      The dwarf planet Eris was previously unofficially named Xena. However it's Moon is named Desmonia, the demon goddess of lawlessness.

  • @ironicsopsychotic
    @ironicsopsychotic 4 года назад +7

    this video was used in one of my uni lectures and i have never been more proud to be a p&r fan/ron swanson enthusiast in my life.

  • @Sable-Industries
    @Sable-Industries 4 года назад +204

    I just realized that at 1:14 there's a billboard with the word sex in a very large font.

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 4 года назад +38

      Funnily enough, it's oddly convenient that billboard appeared right as he said "a piece of meat will fall into [his] mouth."
      *buh dum tss*

    • @MariaMaria-sr8zg
      @MariaMaria-sr8zg 4 года назад +13

      @@griff7749 it's a little concerning not everyone did

    • @KeremBJK96
      @KeremBJK96 4 года назад +8

      Reminds me of Michael's presentation

    • @andrewsutherland133
      @andrewsutherland133 4 года назад +3

      Its talking about the unduly but undeniable role gender plays in todays masaganistic gender conforming capitalist society of monogamous eurocentrism

    • @enteraname5614
      @enteraname5614 4 года назад +7

      Subliminal messaging

  • @joperhop
    @joperhop 2 года назад +7

    i love the way the waiter just nods at the "all the bacon and eggs you have".

  • @Mr.Misfit2814
    @Mr.Misfit2814 3 года назад +25

    Where’s the meat tornado? It was a whole new meat delivery system according to Ron. Or the Four Horsemeals of the Egg-Pork-alypse?

  • @joshuamyers7510
    @joshuamyers7510 4 года назад +47

    I don't even watch Parks and Rec, but Ron is still my favorite character.

    • @adamjones20
      @adamjones20 4 года назад +8

      You need to change your ways. Watch it immediately.

    • @Cenot4ph
      @Cenot4ph 4 года назад +2

      @@adamjones20 the show is generally a bore, Ron however is the man

    • @hamarbiljungskile8953
      @hamarbiljungskile8953 4 года назад

      @@Cenot4ph I'm with ya on that one, man

    • @leonidas9808
      @leonidas9808 2 года назад

      @@Cenot4ph First couple of season sure. Once Ben and Chris are here, the show is great trust me

  • @TheAmazingSpiderman87
    @TheAmazingSpiderman87 4 года назад +16

    I try to follow Ron Swanson's example in my day to day routines but then I realized I'm not worthy enough to follow such a man, for there can only be one Ron Swanson.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 года назад

      There is no Ron Swanson

    • @ron7570
      @ron7570 2 года назад

      @@TruckTaxiMoveIt oh but there is. You may kiss my feet I you wish.

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 2 года назад +1

      All you need to do is memorize and practice every item on the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.

  • @ambergris5705
    @ambergris5705 4 года назад +206

    Ron Swanson's diet is something many aspire to, but few succeed to reach.

    • @bimfred
      @bimfred 3 года назад +10

      most of the western world is obese. I think a lot of people succeed.

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek 3 года назад +15

      @@bimfred Not to get too serious over a fictional character, but Ron's diet is basically a carnivore/no carb diet. Which is the opposite of a SAD (Standard American Diet) diet. SAD is basically processed carbs with very little meat in it. That's exactly why so many carnivores go from being morbidly obese to fit on carnivore. Just cut the carbs and eat clean meat. Simple.

    • @js1642
      @js1642 3 года назад +5

      @@MisterCovek agree. Very hard to gain weight eating only meat. 70% plant based is Standard American diet = obesity, type 2 diabetes and heart disease.

    • @UditENG-xi4pu
      @UditENG-xi4pu 3 года назад +1

      @@MisterCovek idk but the Full form SAD makes me laugh

    • @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457
      @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457 3 года назад

      That's because mere mortals are not made to handle so many fine quality meats

  • @stormtruppo
    @stormtruppo 3 года назад +11

    "I wasn't offering."
    I literally do the same thing at wedding cocktail hours.

    • @markekar6021
      @markekar6021 3 года назад +1

      u just announce the food ur eating? odd behavior

  • @Merumya
    @Merumya 3 года назад +7

    "These will not be necessary."
    Legendary.

  • @jeilee3860
    @jeilee3860 4 года назад +13

    There are scenes in the montage I don’t remember seeing. Now I’m forced to go back and rewatch the entire series again to make sure I absorb everything this time!

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode 4 года назад +158

    'That's a party platter, it serves 12 people.'
    Judging by the size of that platter Ron got, you'd have 9 very angry and hungry customers complaining, lol. There's no way that platter can serve 12 people if they're even remotely hungry.

    • @chrisbingley
      @chrisbingley 3 года назад +20

      American food may taste like it's already been eaten, but you guys do understand proper portion sizes.

    • @FinalJimothy
      @FinalJimothy 3 года назад +16

      @@chrisbingley first half seems to be corrupted

    • @thecpmr6276
      @thecpmr6276 3 года назад +6

      @@chrisbingley Someone clearly hasn't been to mulligans steak house.

    • @mpforeverunlimited
      @mpforeverunlimited 2 года назад +2

      @@chrisbingley let me guess, European?

    • @chrisbingley
      @chrisbingley 2 года назад +1

      @@mpforeverunlimited nope, British.

  • @thinkpadBentnoseTheBlind
    @thinkpadBentnoseTheBlind 3 года назад +16

    As a straight man, I must admit that I have never loved a man as I love Ron Swanson a fictional wonderful character that makes Thor himself seem a little too fluffy.

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 2 года назад

      Yeah Ron is surrounded by women at work and that includes the men. He’s rather hang out with Star-Lord who happens to be an unstoppable good idea machine. 😉

    • @allenswanson2423
      @allenswanson2423 2 года назад

      @@gregorymoore2877 More significantly, he'd rather hang out with Xena. As would I.

  • @definitelynotthequestion5359
    @definitelynotthequestion5359 Год назад +1

    Love how Teamwork and Selfishness are right next to each other.

  • @DrSarcasmable
    @DrSarcasmable 4 года назад +8

    My college dorm's cafeteria had a 'Parks and Recreation' themed food night.
    It was glorious.

    • @theshrimp1657
      @theshrimp1657 4 года назад +1

      That sounds awesome what was the menu like?

    • @DrSarcasmable
      @DrSarcasmable 4 года назад +1

      @@theshrimp1657 It's been a while. I know there was the turf-and-turf, bacon-wrapped shrimp, blue and red-themed punch flavors, an ice cream bar, and a lot of other things.

  • @thepoisoncrow5721
    @thepoisoncrow5721 3 года назад +11

    They forgot “When I eat, it is the food that is scared”

  • @marcbelo7301
    @marcbelo7301 3 года назад +6

    Nick Hofferman just kills this role😂

  • @26muca07
    @26muca07 4 года назад +131

    This is not a character. Ron Swanson for some people is life-style itself. And that includes me.

    • @gamecarnival2024
      @gamecarnival2024 4 года назад +4

      Me too friend

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 года назад +1

      Sad

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 года назад

      @@gamecarnival2024 may I have permission to insure you

    • @gamecarnival2024
      @gamecarnival2024 4 года назад +7

      @@TruckTaxiMoveIt do you mean ensure? And if so how so? By "Ron Swanson" lifestyle they mean All American basically

    • @robertbrown3064
      @robertbrown3064 3 года назад +7

      Work hard, mind your own damn business, know who you are and what you're about. Ron is the real deal.

  • @cavemanic9558
    @cavemanic9558 3 года назад +8

    One of the greatest characters in cinematic history

  • @willferrell8524
    @willferrell8524 2 года назад +1

    I love that Ron has that sly smile when describing the "Turf & Turf" which I can't wait to try...

  • @Kritacul
    @Kritacul 4 года назад +7

    I love the last one, cause she has learned to accept it. Ron Swanson is who you should look up to.

  • @Homlanzuka
    @Homlanzuka 4 года назад +11

    2:52 be like "you don't hand me raw food in my restaurant.."

    • @ssen9121
      @ssen9121 3 года назад

      Nice reference

  • @Zero-mn2qw
    @Zero-mn2qw 3 года назад +10

    I enjoy RUclips advertisements like I enjoy getting kick in the nuggets with a steel toe boot but this channel always has my top moments from park and recreation and Ron Swanson that’s my favorite show with my favorite character I would go to a RUclips meeting if they had parks and recreation videos

  • @mkm282
    @mkm282 4 года назад +30

    "Fish meat is practically a vegetable." no truer words have ever been said.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 года назад +1

      That's why vegetarians can still eat fish

    • @hihogandalfaway
      @hihogandalfaway 3 года назад +7

      And yet shrimp is his third favourite food

    • @Disilludes
      @Disilludes 2 года назад

      @@hihogandalfaway To be fair there are always exceptions to the rules

    • @Red-S-267
      @Red-S-267 2 года назад

      Tuna tuna disagrees

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 2 года назад

      Except shark meat. Shark meat is practically pork.

  • @Conmon115
    @Conmon115 3 года назад +6

    I actually tried Ron’s flank steak method of avoiding hangover minus the wet socks and it surprisingly works. I haven’t had a hangover since.

  • @olivialynnshipley4495
    @olivialynnshipley4495 3 года назад +2

    The “I wasn’t offering” just hits home

  • @Edward_Kenway_
    @Edward_Kenway_ 4 года назад +6

    Ana: Thanks, I'm ok
    Ron: I wasn't offering 😂

  • @DEthe5150
    @DEthe5150 4 года назад +41

    Watching this as I enjoy 2 diablo beef sandwiches and a Dr. Pepper.

    • @DigiDestined55X
      @DigiDestined55X 4 года назад +2

      God bless this country.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 года назад +1

      I'm guessing the Dr. Pepper is the healthy part of your meal

    • @Leightr
      @Leightr 3 года назад

      And then back to chasin' the Bandit.

  • @californialove964
    @californialove964 4 года назад +7

    "These will not be necessary" my response any time I'm given vegetables.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 3 года назад

      I feel that way about coleslaw. That’s just an abomination.

  • @hotdog9262
    @hotdog9262 Год назад +1

    quality bread. butter and a bit of majo. chopped up boiled eggs and shrimp on top. one of the best dishes around and so simple

  • @arijithalder7984
    @arijithalder7984 4 года назад +16

    How can you cut the epic bite he takes after saying " They call it a Swanson " 😤😤

    • @gonnegottkehaskamp1667
      @gonnegottkehaskamp1667 3 года назад

      And also the girl's reaction. A perfect mix of admiration, disgust and somehow being turned on.

  • @jacksondaniels007
    @jacksondaniels007 7 месяцев назад

    "These will not be necessary", Ron has always been my fav character on the show

  • @benjin0311
    @benjin0311 4 года назад +10

    Before i watched this video i liked it, i knew id seen every possible Ron and food scene, the pre-watch like was for Ron and for everytime watching him eat, id have to go and get a large steak from either a supermarket or restaurant, or cook as much bacon and eggs as i have in my house, sorry i worried you heard alot of bacon and eggs, i mean ALL the bacon and eggs i had in my house! 🤣

  • @plochol
    @plochol Год назад +2

    Ron is the treasury of knowledge.
    He taught me that skimmed milk is just water pretending to be milk.

  • @colin1818
    @colin1818 3 года назад +7

    Ron Swanson is a role model for us all

  • @a1175779
    @a1175779 3 года назад +2

    “Is that bacon on your turkey leg?”
    “They call it a Swanson”

  • @fakename789
    @fakename789 3 года назад +5

    You know someones old fashioned when the forget they can't smoke inside a restaurant anymore lol

  • @gwarlow
    @gwarlow 2 года назад

    2:08 “Number 2 is right.” Now that’s good writing. Thanks for sharing this video. Cheers.

  • @CarlB_1962
    @CarlB_1962 11 месяцев назад +2

    Ron Swanson is an absolute legend.

  • @bluebird7028
    @bluebird7028 4 года назад +2

    Wish they made an episode of Ron at a Vegas buffet when they’re serving breakfast can only imagine how that would go

  • @michelleadams5609
    @michelleadams5609 4 года назад +8

    I thought of Ron as I pan fried a rib eye in salted butter today. That is quite the vaccine!

  • @aaronfraire9073
    @aaronfraire9073 9 месяцев назад +1

    I have never seen a character I have personally identified with stronger than this.

  • @adrianishated
    @adrianishated 4 года назад +7

    Watching this while eating beef jerky :)

  • @mirthenemrys
    @mirthenemrys Год назад +1

    They so need a spin off show, just Ron Swanson. i would pay all the streaming subscription fees in the world for such a show.

  • @Propain4eva
    @Propain4eva 2 года назад +4

    1:36 Kills me everytime 😂

  • @kaibe5241
    @kaibe5241 3 года назад +2

    Honestly one of the best characters ever.

  • @ultra6671
    @ultra6671 4 года назад +5

    "What's cholesterol?"
    -Ron Swanson

  • @kevinanderson8141
    @kevinanderson8141 3 года назад

    Stopping the music at 2:23 was top notch.

  • @TheMan750
    @TheMan750 3 года назад +18

    He’s the perfect person to be next to if a vegetarian or vegan wants to talk to you about converting, ready to fight

  • @jajupa78
    @jajupa78 4 года назад

    #8 Party platter cracks me up every time. Hahahahahh the look on her face when that platter comes. O man...

  • @josephwilson5823
    @josephwilson5823 4 года назад +12

    Give me all. The bacon and eggs. You have. Do you understand?

  • @ajtheva6694
    @ajtheva6694 3 года назад +2

    This man needs a prequel series!

  • @Mr.Misfit2814
    @Mr.Misfit2814 3 года назад +3

    I always wanted to go to Chipotle and create my own Meat Tornado. I know Ron Swanson would be proud of me if I did that even if it cost me an arm and a leg.

  • @wafflaaar1067
    @wafflaaar1067 2 месяца назад

    turf'n'turf.. Love it! with a porterhouse and a t-bone (if I didnt know any better, I'd think they were the same cut!)

  • @emilypearl3510
    @emilypearl3510 4 года назад +8

    Did y'all post in cuz of the recent Babish episode?

  • @timmym4381
    @timmym4381 Год назад +1

    Ron's advise about what to do after drinking too much whiskey actually does work I tried it before lol

  • @jmstudios5294
    @jmstudios5294 3 года назад +5

    Idk y but I’m bothered that Ron wasn’t gonna cut his cigar before lighting it

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot 3 года назад

      It appears that the cap was already cut.

  • @JoeyP946
    @JoeyP946 День назад

    "fish meat is practically a vegetable"
    Couldn't agree more

  • @fireflyeclipse
    @fireflyeclipse 4 года назад +5

    I just want turf and turf to be a real thing

  • @KingdomCome257
    @KingdomCome257 3 года назад +2

    Ron doesn't strike me as Shrimp being his number 3 favorite food, I'd figured he's be more into all red meat XD

  • @camobash2462
    @camobash2462 4 года назад +5

    “It only takes four minutes for him to eat the whole thing” 😂

  • @J_GoTTi
    @J_GoTTi 9 месяцев назад +1

    Who else here is actually a bit like Ron Swanson in this way? Obviously not to this extent, but a true carnivore at heart. I truly don’t eat but a couple food items that don’t have meat.

  • @nbrikha
    @nbrikha 3 года назад +18

    Ron: Fish meat is practically a vegetable
    Also Ron: Shrimp is my #3 favorite food

    • @mathieushifera135
      @mathieushifera135 3 года назад +7

      Shrimp isn't fish, it's a crustacean. Read a book

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 3 года назад

      Fish is known as "sea bacon" in some cultures.

    • @dneha0000
      @dneha0000 3 года назад

      Bacon wrapped shrimp * is his #3 favorite 😛

    • @nbrikha
      @nbrikha 3 года назад

      @@mathieushifera135 Read a book...concluded fish is delicious and Ron has never actually tasted a real seafood dish. He probably didn't like shrimp until someone put him up to it and he decided to rank it #3 favorite food. If he had smoked salmon in a bagel with cream cheese and chives, or English fish and chips, or decent sushi, guarantee he changes his opinion.

  • @hulkslayer626
    @hulkslayer626 4 года назад +1

    Hahahahaha watching that last clip, Ron Swanson entered my head and ad libbed "Please get your garden off of my meat meal, thank you."

  • @madmax96
    @madmax96 4 года назад +3

    Swanson for president.

  • @toreckman8899
    @toreckman8899 2 года назад

    “Ron Swanson” introduced me to Lagavulin scotch. I love this man

  • @Gargamel196
    @Gargamel196 4 года назад +11

    Pleeeease stop with the background music. Otherwise, awesome video as usual :D

  • @Andresdos
    @Andresdos 3 года назад +1

    I’ve been binging gordon ramsay videos and thought the thumbnail was ron at a table in hell’s kitchen lol

  • @Manny4356
    @Manny4356 4 года назад +4

    I want some turf-n-turf.

  • @anthonycharles-d5i
    @anthonycharles-d5i Год назад

    "Cultivating a manly musk is the best way to put your opponents on notice." Ron Swanson