Machine Guns Don't Work in Self Defense | Master Ken

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @viniolie
    @viniolie 3 года назад +485

    I just lost it at: "So when we see a paper target wandering around committing crimes we can shoot that", i can't stop laughing

    • @Dornpunzel
      @Dornpunzel 2 года назад +8

      3:45 would be the timestamp. You're welcome ;)

    • @TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows
      @TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows 2 года назад +1

      As the 290th reply, I can confirm this was the funniest part of the video.

    • @pedrobossio5440
      @pedrobossio5440 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😅🤣😂

    • @irzyxelwj
      @irzyxelwj Год назад +2

      Same

    • @krisg822
      @krisg822 Год назад +1

      it's actually rather sarcasm and a valid point, the targets are not without a reason shaped like humans 😏

  • @Ryder-a-Blaze
    @Ryder-a-Blaze 3 года назад +365

    Master Ken really does look like a Street Fighter character now.

    • @MaeljinRajah
      @MaeljinRajah 3 года назад +28

      Who do you think was M. Bison's mentor?

    • @thedevilsadvocate9365
      @thedevilsadvocate9365 3 года назад +25

      He trained all of them.

    • @BernardMarbel
      @BernardMarbel 3 года назад +4

      is the dan from youtube XD

    • @chikenfartz
      @chikenfartz 3 года назад +13

      Looks like "Ken. Bison"
      Edit: I was talking about Street Fighter's Ken and completely forgot his name is "Master Ken" as well😂

    • @Flokoli1
      @Flokoli1 3 года назад +10

      @@chikenfartz When you know Ken's full name is actually Ken Masters, it makes it more evident

  • @AlexanderWernerJr
    @AlexanderWernerJr 3 года назад +316

    The Quadzilla only poked a couple of tiny holes into the target, whereas Master Ken totally obliterated the paper enemy, so it's a clear and unmistakable win for KENZILLA. Period. Fullstop.

    • @Aoekin
      @Aoekin 2 года назад +19

      legend says he not only obliterates the paper target, but it's whole family line of paper people.

    • @AlexanderWernerJr
      @AlexanderWernerJr 2 года назад +15

      @@Aoekin Undoubtedly. It's irrefutable science at this point, all paperologists are in full agreement.

    • @JoeyjojoShabadoo7
      @JoeyjojoShabadoo7 2 года назад +3

      😂👌

    • @mechael
      @mechael Год назад +5

      Not only that, master Ken devoured the enemy. No gun can ever do that.

    • @AlexanderWernerJr
      @AlexanderWernerJr Год назад +2

      @@mechael Hail to the king, baby!

  • @KurtAngle89
    @KurtAngle89 3 года назад +138

    Honestly, i love Kris.
    She's got the best face reactions among all the collabs.
    And she's a badass, too

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 2 года назад +5

      she was such a good sport loll

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 2 года назад +7

      ikr her facial expressions were the best when ken was making bizzare statements xdd

    • @צביישראלבןדוד
      @צביישראלבןדוד 2 года назад +2

      @J well he little bit heavier...

    • @ramonbmovies
      @ramonbmovies 2 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @johnwick-nd8tf
      @johnwick-nd8tf 11 месяцев назад

      Not just is a bad ass but has a bad ass
      Just trying to be funny

  • @septegram
    @septegram 3 года назад +215

    He's gnawing on the scenery, and she's thinking "who let this guy onto my range?"
    I can never tell quite how much of these are scripted and how much is natural / ad-libbed.
    Always hilarious, regardless.

    • @starsiegeplayer
      @starsiegeplayer 3 года назад +22

      At least part of that had to be scripted because I'm sure she would never be loading while humans were downrange (Matt and the camera person).

    • @septegram
      @septegram 3 года назад +5

      @@starsiegeplayer Oh, absolutely! I just never know how much.

    • @starsiegeplayer
      @starsiegeplayer 3 года назад +11

      @@septegram Yeah, i have a feeling that Matt improvs alot of Master Ken's actions and lines. It's actually quite funny to watch some of his guests crack up in the middle of a take. :D

    • @rsmith02
      @rsmith02 2 года назад +3

      @@starsiegeplayer It looked like they filmed that at different times. He doesn't even have hearing protection on.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 года назад +3

      If it looks like it's going off the rails, it's probably the ad-libbed portion.

  • @Kbfraley91
    @Kbfraley91 3 года назад +17

    The way master Ken handled the barrett ... certified operator 😂🤣

  • @WallEWorld
    @WallEWorld 3 года назад +74

    At first, I thought he was showing off his biceps while shooting the Barrett but he was actually protecting his hat. lol

  • @davehatte1056
    @davehatte1056 3 года назад +151

    No matter how goofy you project, you can't hide the flow of being gun proficient.

    • @moritsune1502
      @moritsune1502 3 года назад +17

      Seriously, lmao. I could see it immediately when he was holding the blue gun, I figured he's fired a lot or he's had some kind of military experience. I don't know much about his background, but yeah, he has a good amount of firearm experience 👍

    • @IceWyte
      @IceWyte 3 года назад +10

      @@moritsune1502 He's actually an Actor called Matt Page! He owns his own production company and has been in a ton of movies etc. quite a few military ones so I'm assuming it's range experience as he's been acting since he was a kid and went to college to study film. He may even shoot in his spare time as you're right he handles a firearm extremely well.

    • @mariosargiropoulos1715
      @mariosargiropoulos1715 2 года назад +1

      @@IceWyte He had a small role in a great movie called Shot Caller.

    • @rsmith02
      @rsmith02 2 года назад +2

      @@IceWyte He has to have some martial arts background no? His knowledge of it has to be good to make fun of it and his form is also strong.

    • @grayfullbuster5095
      @grayfullbuster5095 2 года назад +1

      MP5 had way better control in his shoulder and both eyes open too ^^

  • @michaelhearson
    @michaelhearson 3 года назад +107

    I am dying right now. I love Kris and how she tolerated Master Ken's infinite knowledge of weapons and martial arts. ( I know it's all an act, or is it?) It's tough to perceive since Master Ken can manipulate physical reality at will. Thanks for sharing. God bless Master Ken nation 🙏 🙌 ♥ 🥋🥋👍

  • @TenaciousDanzig
    @TenaciousDanzig 2 года назад +4

    Master Ken even restomped the groin of the paper target. Such dedication!

  • @DanGoodShotHD
    @DanGoodShotHD 3 года назад +48

    How is it that I'm just discovering this jem of a man. This National Treasure. Filling a hole in my life I didn't even know that I had. I have a lot of very informative and life saving videos to watch now.
    Thank you Master Ken!

    • @generality9559
      @generality9559 3 года назад +1

      me too this shit is hilarious

    • @krispr1me
      @krispr1me 3 года назад +1

      Found him because I USED to practice taekwondo. :\

    • @Dreoilin
      @Dreoilin 3 года назад

      Go watch his old show. It's amazing.

    • @lupin9548
      @lupin9548 2 года назад +2

      Ameri-Do-Te does fill a lot of holes.

    • @AmstradExin
      @AmstradExin Год назад

      You mean Jam of a man.

  • @mindfuldrone
    @mindfuldrone 3 года назад +28

    For a moment there I thought Master Ken wasn't going to restomp that paper groin. He didn't disappoint. He never disappoints.

  • @stonecoldscubasteveo4827
    @stonecoldscubasteveo4827 3 года назад +15

    I'm most impressed that they have an indoor range that allows .50 BMG.

  • @Kornfed1980
    @Kornfed1980 3 года назад +6

    I don’t know how he is so seamless with nonsense. That man is a damn living legend.

  • @davidwebb793
    @davidwebb793 3 года назад +36

    Love your work Master Ken. I learn heaps from your practical advice so thank you for making these videos, it is awesome educational content.. In groinstomp we trust.

  • @alanfrost75
    @alanfrost75 3 года назад +56

    Jokes aside, that quadzilla thing did a lot less damage to a paper target than I expected after all the hype.

    • @septegram
      @septegram 3 года назад +15

      Yeah, I think Ameri-do-te actually did win this time 😆

    • @sunshineeddy6849
      @sunshineeddy6849 3 года назад +13

      There would have been more damage had the bottom of the paper target been weighted down. The wind from the bullets picked it up and I suspect at least half the bullets never touched the paper because it was horizontal almost immediately.

    • @sunshineeddy6849
      @sunshineeddy6849 3 года назад +1

      I’m not saying that damage would have been as impressive as I was expecting, but it would have been more than this.

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin 2 года назад +7

      well the quadzilla didn't rip the paper in half so i think its clear ameridote is superior

    • @robertwilson3866
      @robertwilson3866 2 года назад +2

      If the had used 1 meter caliber bullets it would have done more damage

  • @matthewrobertson232
    @matthewrobertson232 2 года назад +1

    Master Ken showed great discipline and restraint of his true power whenever he didn’t look down whenever Kris turned around to fire quadzilla!

  • @ShawsOwn
    @ShawsOwn 3 года назад +7

    All silliness aside, Master Ken actually has really good weapon manipulation. Using his nonfiring hand to come over the top to clear that Barrett isn't something you normally see in amateurs or laymen. You can also notice that his finger immediately comes off the trigger when he finishes his shit & resets.

    • @vinny142
      @vinny142 3 года назад +7

      He's American, he probably learned to shoot before he learned to talk.
      Ok, I exaggerate, he learned how to re-stomp the groin first, then guns, then talking.

    • @kendo207
      @kendo207 2 года назад +1

      Umm the Barrett is a bolt action so most people would actually operate the bolt with the right hand if they are shooting it right handed.

  • @badmandansanchez1823
    @badmandansanchez1823 2 года назад +10

    Just so you know the instructional video about wheelchair deference ultimately landed me on what professionals would call intensive probation. Point is I survived the encounter, and that's what matters.

  • @michaelclemons1761
    @michaelclemons1761 3 года назад +12

    Anyone else think Kris' "What the Holy Hell" face deserves some kind of award? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Vitriol-Divergent
    @Vitriol-Divergent 3 года назад +14

    Master Ken is an expert at portraying the narcissim of most martial arts instructors.

  • @frequencyspectra1
    @frequencyspectra1 2 года назад

    One thing that I like about master ken is he is always to the point. He always means business and always has his guard up. Guess it is more than one thing.

  • @nightraid7
    @nightraid7 3 года назад +6

    Always restomp that groin 🔥✌🏻

  • @alexanderren1097
    @alexanderren1097 10 месяцев назад

    The day Master Ken graced your dojo with his presence was the most important day of your life but for Master Ken, it was Tuesday

  • @Orrinwellsbigo
    @Orrinwellsbigo 3 года назад +4

    Her reactions are priceless I will have to watch this video again😁😁😁😁

    • @Kris-Chanski
      @Kris-Chanski 3 года назад +3

      💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 3 года назад +7

    Master Ken looks absolute badass with firearms

  • @samurijder9550
    @samurijder9550 3 года назад +24

    Anything less than the gun from a A10 is basically a peashooter to Master Ken.

    • @carlbeaumont4276
      @carlbeaumont4276 3 года назад +2

      He'd fire that from the hip!

    • @vinny142
      @vinny142 3 года назад +3

      @@carlbeaumont4276 He'd hand-crank it too.

  • @JimmyMidnite
    @JimmyMidnite 2 года назад

    I LOVE when they’re fully hip to Master Ken’s schenanigans and play the straight man/woman perfectly.

  • @ryulee458
    @ryulee458 3 года назад +7

    Like always you never disappoint Master Ken😂😂😂

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 3 года назад +17

    I like to think that he calls these guys without telling them that he's making a joke video, and these people come in thinking that he's going to give an actual lesson.

  • @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight
    @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight 3 года назад +4

    Damn ol girl is Holdin, didn't see that comin but her frame aside Master Ken is truly a fuckin LEGEND, hope he never stops making content, just found this channel a couple weeks ago and I've officially upgraded from a common fan to a whole industrial A/C unit 🥶

  • @kingbaldwiniv5409
    @kingbaldwiniv5409 3 года назад +1

    The moment she squared up to it and I saw the holo-sight, I started to grin.
    As Quadzilla was firing, my smile just kept creeping bigger and bigger.

  • @sonofkabisch
    @sonofkabisch Год назад +2

    6:51 Gun Mommy packs some real heat

  • @andrewmccormack4295
    @andrewmccormack4295 2 года назад +3

    Chris is cool and her facial expressions were hilarious,great episode Master Ken,love the quadzilla.That Barrett was awesome.

  • @saltyassassin
    @saltyassassin 2 года назад +1

    Love Kris! Been following her for awhile. Master Ken just gets more Legendary!

  • @ZachlyS
    @ZachlyS Год назад

    The most underrated martial arts channel

  • @ALCALPONE888
    @ALCALPONE888 3 года назад +2

    Notificationsquad Master ken and everybody else have a good New Year

  • @edwarddolezal559
    @edwarddolezal559 Год назад +2

    I just realised how cool it would be if master ken had his own action movie

  • @cr4yone4ter
    @cr4yone4ter 3 года назад +1

    Thank you Master Ken for teaching me to shoot anything that moves 👍🏼

  • @swaghauler8334
    @swaghauler8334 3 года назад +2

    How Master Ken keeps a straight face is beyond me...
    Ameridote Rules!! Always restomp the groin.

  • @b-rye428
    @b-rye428 3 года назад

    My RUclips Sensei never fails me. MASTER KEN!!!

  • @ValleyDragon
    @ValleyDragon 3 года назад +1

    MASTER KEN deserves credit for inspiring Between 2 Ferns.

  • @GuitarsRockForever
    @GuitarsRockForever 3 года назад +8

    Machinegun Kelly doesn't seem to know what she was getting into. Master Ken is the best.

  • @sputsputskeeskee7113
    @sputsputskeeskee7113 3 года назад

    Yasss! Lummysum Kris Chanski ♥️!!!

  • @stratdx
    @stratdx 2 года назад

    What an absolutely beautiful creature… and Chris is not too bad either.

  • @bengrauartwork
    @bengrauartwork 3 года назад +3

    Had grand master Ken used the death stare the range wouldve seized to exist and cause so much damage that they would need to relocate.
    Kris is another amazing guest! This video has too much badass america in it. you are warned.

  • @MSGtJimator
    @MSGtJimator Год назад

    That was a valuable gun safety and history lesson by Master Ken. I feel a lot more safe now. And educated.

  • @markking002
    @markking002 3 года назад

    stunning mastery of the 702 variant groin stomp for paper target adversary

  • @entylsa
    @entylsa 3 года назад +6

    I did not see quadzilla restomp the groin so we know who won!

  • @drheckle
    @drheckle 3 года назад

    Thank you!!!! This is awesome!!!

  • @vitorbouza4586
    @vitorbouza4586 Год назад

    This one I like not because of master ken, but because of her!

  • @Gangleri333
    @Gangleri333 Год назад

    I like her smile, when she fires the .50 😊

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 3 года назад +3

    "We can't win... the Allies have Master Ken..." - Adolf Hitler

  • @thatoneguy9473
    @thatoneguy9473 3 года назад +4

    That HK slap. If you know, you know.

  • @duxdawg
    @duxdawg 2 года назад

    Fantastic! Love it!

  • @Tymczas
    @Tymczas 3 года назад +2

    I love how this bigass/badass Kris (or not sure cause english is not my mothers tongue) is proficient with those long and dangerous objects

  • @Guywithnonamereviews
    @Guywithnonamereviews 3 года назад +3

    Lol she’s great! Keeps character the whole time

  • @MaCabaret
    @MaCabaret 2 года назад +2

    I love how Master Ken has infiltrated the entire guntuber/gun influencer community.

  • @TOMBSTONESTAN
    @TOMBSTONESTAN 2 года назад +1

    As an English shooter I can't believe the amount of bullet skimes off the walls and floors. One of my clubs got closed for having a single wall skim. But good stuff Master Ken 👍👍👍

  • @alizard3356
    @alizard3356 3 года назад +5

    The problem with using guns is that they do not allow you to re-stomp that groin

    • @swaghauler8334
      @swaghauler8334 3 года назад

      Put that "muzzle jab" in and squeeze off that last round!

    • @th3gov3rnm3nt
      @th3gov3rnm3nt 2 года назад +2

      Introducing bayonets

  • @HDBujutsu1775
    @HDBujutsu1775 2 года назад

    Kris looks great as always🔥

  • @KhanLikeNo0ther
    @KhanLikeNo0ther 2 года назад +1

    Love You Master Ken......

  • @thomasgrable1746
    @thomasgrable1746 3 года назад +4

    My only problem with a full auto weapon is that I fire it once, "BRRRRAPPP," and my paycheck is gone. ;o)

    • @collossuss10
      @collossuss10 3 года назад

      Is this a cleverly veiled threat towards your employer?

    • @thomasgrable1746
      @thomasgrable1746 3 года назад +1

      @@collossuss10 No, just a statement on the cost of ammo these days.

  • @DomDomPop
    @DomDomPop 2 года назад +1

    Holy crap did he really one hand a Barrett .50? What a champion.

  • @williamschlosser77
    @williamschlosser77 Год назад

    Master Ken showed excellent muzzle cotrol on the fully-auto burst... i think he's pretty good with firearms.

  • @vratisavslezny9394
    @vratisavslezny9394 Год назад

    06:22 ...and groin!
    The ultimate technique - stay focus, stay aware, stay danger!
    Another one proof of Master's Ken advantage... dominance... supremacy on reality - power of mind!

  • @AirDave15
    @AirDave15 4 месяца назад

    Ken fired those guns like a beast!! Ameri-do-te definitely beats the quadzilla

  • @jbirdmax
    @jbirdmax 3 года назад +16

    Ether she was truly baffled and cringing, or she deserves an Oscar.

    • @Kris-Chanski
      @Kris-Chanski 3 года назад +10

      Thank you 😊

    • @badrequest5596
      @badrequest5596 3 года назад +1

      some parts left me wondering. but at this point its impossible to make a colab with master ken and not know what he's all about

    • @swaghauler8334
      @swaghauler8334 3 года назад

      @@Kris-Chanski Loved the video.

  • @miker1568
    @miker1568 3 года назад

    Great video hahah I instantly subscribed

  • @nathangagnon701
    @nathangagnon701 3 года назад

    I don’t know how she stayed in character. This guys a trip.

  • @harambo88
    @harambo88 2 года назад

    i thought that trick only works for guys but being funny made her so much more attractiv to me.

  • @joshn1287
    @joshn1287 3 года назад

    Kris is awesome! This video had me rolling!

  • @vincedibona4687
    @vincedibona4687 3 года назад +1

    Machine Gun Ke… I mean, _Chris_ is a real trouper. Thanks for the great video!

  • @armandosampaioderezende1869
    @armandosampaioderezende1869 8 месяцев назад

    3:37 this is simply true.

  • @angus1379
    @angus1379 3 года назад

    Loved it

  • @joshuacramer5226
    @joshuacramer5226 2 года назад +1

    None of those are machine guns..... except maybe those pythons attached to master ken's shoulders...hey oh!

  • @GWhizard
    @GWhizard 3 года назад

    Enjoyed the vid. Not rolling on floor but laughing.

  • @LunRockandPop
    @LunRockandPop 2 года назад

    Lol..omg..eyes away and holding the laugh..master ken is a true master

  • @justinengland9814
    @justinengland9814 2 года назад

    Master Ken rules!

  • @joeylandis8735
    @joeylandis8735 2 года назад

    This man is a legend

  • @ramcity05
    @ramcity05 3 года назад

    Amazing 🤩

  • @erics2305
    @erics2305 2 года назад

    Him running downrange while she was loading the Quadzilla made the hairs on my back and my neck stand up lol

  • @djboogymonster
    @djboogymonster 2 года назад

    “The Stanislavsky”, love it. ( I’m a theater teacher.)

  • @bidouillette29
    @bidouillette29 Год назад

    Master Ken wins !!

  • @sramdeojohn4428
    @sramdeojohn4428 3 года назад +1

    🤣😅😂 "Stomp that groin!!!"

    • @JoeyBaby47
      @JoeyBaby47 3 года назад +2

      No, no, it is, "restomp that groin."

  • @shawndarris1265
    @shawndarris1265 2 года назад

    Master Ken and the 2nd ....oh heck yeh !

  • @michaelmotter2486
    @michaelmotter2486 2 года назад

    Not sure why but I am definitely scaroused!

  • @kennethkinman1338
    @kennethkinman1338 3 года назад

    Ahh man I've missed this humor... glad I found it again.

  • @BOBOMulleinWolf
    @BOBOMulleinWolf 3 года назад

    I just love Kris

  • @SilasNoble-dj9jz
    @SilasNoble-dj9jz Год назад

    You made my day 😂😂😂😂

  • @arcanewanderness5458
    @arcanewanderness5458 3 года назад +1

    Well, in the end I see that target after quadzilla is full of the holes and after Master Ken's Ameri-Do-Te there is no target at all!

  • @michaelboyle9512
    @michaelboyle9512 2 года назад

    Quad-zilla, I need that in my life. Sometimes there's a lot of nats around my property. I'm convinced that will take care of the problem.

  • @christian6473
    @christian6473 3 года назад +29

    Maybe I missed something: Could it be that none of the weapons is a machine gun?

    • @scottjohnson926
      @scottjohnson926 3 года назад +36

      Depends what year you ask the ATF, I'm sure in 2023 black powder revolvers will be considered machine guns by the ATF

    • @Nightengale537
      @Nightengale537 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @Nightengale537
      @Nightengale537 3 года назад +9

      Remember the rules of being an atf agent drink 15 bottles of alcohol 10 cigarettes then deal with guns

    • @kingchaos6050
      @kingchaos6050 3 года назад +8

      The MP5 is literally a sub “MACHINE” gun (SMG)! So how are none of them machine guns!?

    • @JoeyBaby47
      @JoeyBaby47 3 года назад +1

      @@kingchaos6050 Slap!

  • @makenjikarate
    @makenjikarate 3 года назад +1

    That slo mo scene killed me 😂😂😂

  • @mondospark
    @mondospark 2 года назад

    Excellent comparison
    Kris \m/

  • @samityamity8992
    @samityamity8992 3 года назад +5

    “Well… guess there’s something to be said for second best.” This guy kills me.

  • @pappabunny
    @pappabunny 3 года назад

    And stomped the groin. Perfect.

  • @raulm.9670
    @raulm.9670 2 года назад +1

    😅🤣🤣🤣This Sh t so dam funny man💯💯

  • @QuincyKane
    @QuincyKane 3 года назад

    Master Ken should be in the next "John Wick" movie!

  • @LIGHTUNIVERSE
    @LIGHTUNIVERSE 3 года назад +3

    The Quadzilla is a very impressive weapon but I think it has been out matched!