Been binging Brandons videos for a couple days now and I can confidently say this man and his unmedicated ADHD is going to be a regular part of my life now
@@Irishthecat POV: your going to school Mom: bye honey! You/me: bye mom! Mom: WAIT DO YOU HAVE YOUR SMELLING SALTS? You/me: Yeah i do mom bye! Mom: bye sweetie!
“Give me one second”, *holds up two fingers* I think the smelling salts did something to Brandon. I love his videos he always makes me laugh and I wonder how much food and drinks are just molded in his room.
I would like to just say thank you Brandon as my 10 yr old autistic son watches you all the time and you are the one person that can get him out of some of his really low spots he has BIG THANK YOU if you ever hav3 the time in your videos please say a big hello to Oliver beard from the Uk as it would make his day. 😁😁😆😆😤👍👍👍🧩🧩
Dude I laughed and cried when he said "No, that's Grandpa" because I lost my grandpa last month but he would have loved this joke 😂 (he was cremated so it fits even better). Thanks for the massive laugh I needed!
I want to see Brandon doing a video reacting to all his old videos from 8 years ago. I feel like that would be really funny and I want to see what Brandon has to say about it. Love watching your videos Brandon!
Brandon: “Dandruff. No, …. that’s grandpa.” Me: *wheezing my lungs out and then remembers that my grandpa died a few years ago* “FrIcK- I sHoUlDn’T HaVe lAuGhEd At tHaT” Also me: *continues to laugh my lungs out* 💀
Tbh he did watch shadow of intent The heretic prevails and posted a video on it. And he is the reason I will be seeing shadow of intent, Whitechapel and cannibal corpse on Wednesday in concert. Thanks to him, he jumpstarted my love in heavy metal and deathcore
"I don't have rage. Im just always angry" I felt that in my soul. Brandon Im so excited to see how the white elephant video turns out. Barbie tried calling me. I guess I had a spot in the game but I Couldn't get back to her until the next morning. I was at the emergency animal shelter until midnight. We had to put our family dog to sleep. Your videos have helped me get through so many tough times over the last few years. Thank you for helping me smile on even the bad days. 💜
for the ice hack, at my work (i’m a chef) we put ice and a crap ton of salt in a bin and then keep condiments in there; it’s basically an extra fridge space for 7+ hours :)
Me at the beginning of the video: “Wow, a suit? That doesn’t sound like Brandon...” Brandon: gets up and reveals he’s not wearing pants Me: “Now THAT sounds like Brandon”
I love how he has a suit up top and underwear on bottom, he is perfectly dressed for a zoom meeting ( p.s I love your videos and you inspire me so fricking much and thank you for making my life so much better)
I remember 15 years ago a restaurant I worked at had smelling salts in the first aid kit. But they were like glass vials wrapped in paper and you crushed em. 18 year old me had a blast with em. They really do pack a punch.
I cant believe Brandon managed to rip a decently sized book in half because of smelling salts
Brandon is surprisingly strong. 5'6 of muscle
@@Rainebz
Smelling salts are also very strong, probably because they were made to wake unconscious people
Drugs are one hell of a drug
@@borisslavchev1328 huh? 😭
@@くせセシきて indeed
“i don’t have rage… i’m just always angry” 😂 these videos make my entire day i watch them over and over. just like brandon and his smelling salts :)
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Wait how did I read that when it was playing
@@jellybeanfan723 because that's something u can do on youtube
@@casey5228 um ok
I love how he slowly gets high out of his mind on smelling salts
THIS is what we need more from content creators. Not too long, not misleading, and straight to the point videos. Respect to you
We have the same picture omg
YESSSS
And with a lot of smelling salts
@suzan what the hell.
I sooooo Agreee!
"Oh, nice, he's wearing a fancy suit."
Brandon: *Stands up and is pretty much still in his underwear*
"Oh, yeah. Why was I expecting that?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was so normal for him I only noticed when he mentioned it
I was like:wait what oh no pants much more normal
🫣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know, Honestly i wasnt suprised Its brandon hes always inunderwear
ahh yes my daily dose of Brandon and uncontrollable laughter.
Fr
Fr
For real tho😂
Yes the daily dose of watching him give us Laughters and maybe a extra set of pants 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Ref bro
Should I be worried that Brandon now has a smelling salts addiction.
That’s why I’m in the comments right now
nah we all saw it coming bout a yr. ago lol
I was wondering the something 🧐🧐🧐
we should be terrified, he's going to come to all houses and stick smelling salts in our hands and leave
@@paigelonnemann3864 🤭
1:02 “give me one second!” *holds up two fingers*
I noticed that too
As a barista for the unnamed place Brandon gets his drinks from, I aspire to make him the best drink ever.
are you going to put smelling salts in his drink?
There's 69 likes I can't like ur comment😦
@@Jejdje-rf7dv 79 people already messed it up so is ite
Edit: 262
424 so close
@@AKIMMBO_912 now it’s 458
Edit: 478
Brandon looks like an office worker going insane from overtime so he uses smelling salts to get high to get through it for that big promotion
yes
Yes🤣🤣🤣
He looks and acts like he belongs in some indie rock music video
Facts! 🤣
10:00 😂😂😂
Been binging Brandons videos for a couple days now and I can confidently say this man and his unmedicated ADHD is going to be a regular part of my life now
"Try this Kelly!" completely wrecks her whole world with smelling salts RIP you'll need more than smelling salts to wake her up.🤣
Lmbo
I LMAO probably way to long at the end when he said try this and hit Kelly
@@user-eq8vz7km6y ""No way you freaking pinko""
my reaction to this part was "" PFFTTT AHAHAHAHAHH"
i’m new here. who is kelly?
After all these years watching Brandon recreate 5-minute life hacks, he finally got one that works.
and out of all of them, it's the apple one lmaoo
@@Sharks.are.friends I know.
He would’ve gotten 2 because the candle will work without the tissue sheet between the glass and the pan
RISEING UP!!!
The salami worked also
I'm 45 years old, a grown ass man, and I have been giggling like a 12 year old girl climbing the rope in gym class! Best video so far!
What does that even mean?
@@SexyOctopus Girls giggle when they climb the rope in gym class. I don't know why, but they do.
@SexyOctopus tyler's saying that he likes this video, and that it's the best one that brandon has made yet. It also made him giggle.
@@rotteth I get that I just don't understand the analogy.
@@SexyOctopus wdym you dont get it? hes laughing like a dog falling off a sled!
9:41 “ohhhh it’s a charcoochie board.”
LMAOOOO
I call it that
😂😂😂 (Shar- coot-ery) just in case you were wondering
Brandon: What should I wear today?
Brandon's brain: a suit, tie, and underwear
Brandon: ah, of course!
I’m actually laughing my ass off rn 😭👍🏻
@@Irishthecat POV: your going to school
Mom: bye honey!
You/me: bye mom!
Mom: WAIT DO YOU HAVE YOUR SMELLING SALTS?
You/me: Yeah i do mom bye!
Mom: bye sweetie!
Yeah his brain forgot one rather crucial part
“Give me one second”, *holds up two fingers*
I think the smelling salts did something to Brandon. I love his videos he always makes me laugh and I wonder how much food and drinks are just molded in his room.
I saw that lol
I saw it and couldn’t stop Laughing for five minutes
Lol
He has a whole watermelon on his shelf
Time stamp?
He did a Jim carry walk 🤣🤣🤣 0:25
OMG😂
"aggressive amount of salt" sounds like every meal I eat
Thank god your mother isn't here
@@萌え-l5d why tf is this copy and pasted comment everywhere?
@@Hithisiskitty69 ifkr
that is a stereotypical white person thing XD
@@nomnom3262 offended by how true that is
This man just doing things with no filter is HILARIOUS. Always makes me laugh funniest guy ever
Stolen
@@LyssFr ?
@@thunder-mw1zi im commented on the wrong comment, sorry.
@@LyssFr k
"I don't have rage. I'm just always angry."
Ah yes my life motto
"...dandruff. No, thats grandpa" 🤣 (12:46)
You make 3.73M people’s days so much better, keep it up Brandon. We love you, thank you for making our life’s amazing
@Alyson Grace :)
“Dandruff? No that’s Grandpa” we need more people like Brandon in the world🤣🤣🤣
I laughed my ass off when he said that
I died at that moment 😂🤣
Sometimes I still get surprised with how strong Brandon is, with how he split that apple like it was nothing.
He ripped a book in half
@@keirarancourt9091 Ikr
it was the salts 😂
@@morgansweeney6392 Yep, he is too high on salts, right now lol
@@umhello9962 he is now unstoppable maybe he will defeat 5 minute crafts
Brandon changing in to Golem with those smelling salts is EVERYTHING
6:39 i CAN NOT get over that sound lmaooo 😂
Boom bou do bou do
BOOM ding di ding!
I would like to just say thank you Brandon as my 10 yr old autistic son watches you all the time and you are the one person that can get him out of some of his really low spots he has BIG THANK YOU if you ever hav3 the time in your videos please say a big hello to Oliver beard from the Uk as it would make his day. 😁😁😆😆😤👍👍👍🧩🧩
as an autistic person, brandon attracts that kind of audience. probably not on purpose but we are here
I’m autistic too! I’m 12 years old
@@Chisel_M583 congrats, you're under the TOS age.
go to the other app.
@@Pinkooru since when did anyone care about the tos
@@Chisel_M583same here but 13
6:00 Brandon… That’s a lemon.
Dude I laughed and cried when he said "No, that's Grandpa" because I lost my grandpa last month but he would have loved this joke 😂 (he was cremated so it fits even better). Thanks for the massive laugh I needed!
same 🥲
Aw...
Same
@@yourlocalwitch396 your cremated or did your grandpa die too?
My grandpa
I laughed for 13 minutes and 54 seconds straight now my whole family is awake and yelling at me 😭🤣 Brandon is hilarious!
Why the hell did you count how long you laughed for
@@NclogicLMAO honestly I don’t know how I did that lmao 😅
@@NclogicLMAO its how long the vid was
Try 54 minutes and 13 seconds😂🔥💀
Brandon: pour some salt on some ice...
Also Brandon: pour a lot of salt on some ice...
Brandon again: POUR A AGGRESSIVE AMOUNT OF SALT ON SOME ICE!
Brandon: *smells salt*
Also Brandon: *microsoft windows shutting down please wait*
TY
It wouldn’t be a good Saturday unless you have coffee and see Brandon’s little chicken legs. 😂
Its rare that we get video editing like the warp through the door, and it was so unexpected that it made it that much better
Brandon quite literally never fails to make me laugh,, I love him and all of his videos so much !! I just wanna meet him, and give him a huge hug
5:14
"I can do all things through Chris. Who's Chris?"
I'm Chris
Hello Chris
Ayy another Chris
Omg it’s the chris 😂
Hello chris
I'm Chris
we need to take a moment and realize that Brandon ONLY has a watermelon with a fork in it on his shelves- (insert amazing moment)--> (AMAZING)
0:37
it moves thruout the vid
WAIT HOLD IT! I JUST HAD A F*ING BRUH MOMENT! (✨cheese✨)
Not just a fork, a kitchen knife and plyers or wire cutters???? Or are those bolt cutters
brandon smells salt:
*turns into uncle fester*😂😂💀
@suzan bot
1:42 sick rap verse bro
Brandon looks like a businessman trying to sell you smelling salts 😂
I want to see Brandon doing a video reacting to all his old videos from 8 years ago. I feel like that would be really funny and I want to see what Brandon has to say about it. Love watching your videos Brandon!
9:14 just instantly questioning life choices 😂
1:47 bro just made Korn's next hit single
Yupppp
Brandon: “Dandruff. No, …. that’s grandpa.”
Me: *wheezing my lungs out and then remembers that my grandpa died a few years ago* “FrIcK- I sHoUlDn’T HaVe lAuGhEd At tHaT”
Also me: *continues to laugh my lungs out* 💀
lol
I''m sure your Grandpa laughed at that too.
grandpa would be proud
@@charlottegunn2735 💀🤚 pfff-
my gpa died in november 2021
Ok is anyone else wondering how Kelly has survived the 5 minute craft videos?
I imagine he owns a warehouse filled with Kelly portraits.
5:22 bro looks like if a headache was a person
You know it's a good video when it starts with Brandon snorting salt 😂😂
I watched a 15 minute “Brandon Faris out of context” video and thought it was a normal video for the first half of it.
Brandon was found passed out at his desk after a salt overdose. He made a full recovery.
Brandon: "Don't sniff salts, you know what just don't sniff anything, just stop breathing" 😂🤣😂🤣 edit: wow thank y'all so much for all the likes!
"You're going to die someday*wheeze*"
2:53 Korn be like
Brandon: "give me OnE second!"
Also Brandon: *holds up 2 fingers*
I can't quite put into words how happy the subtitle "BLEAH (METAL INCREASES)" made me at 3:36 xD
Tbh he did watch shadow of intent
The heretic prevails and posted a video on it.
And he is the reason I will be seeing shadow of intent, Whitechapel and cannibal corpse on Wednesday in concert. Thanks to him, he jumpstarted my love in heavy metal and deathcore
Is it just me or does he sound like he turned into a choking Gollum at 12:57?
"I DON'T HAVE RAGE ...I'm just always angry." - Brandon Farris
Lol that's relatable on a spiritual level🤣😭💀
*aggressively sniffs salt* "woah!" "TRY this KELLY!"*piffs it as salt. Spreads all over his carpet*
"I don't have rage. Im just always angry" I felt that in my soul. Brandon Im so excited to see how the white elephant video turns out. Barbie tried calling me. I guess I had a spot in the game but I Couldn't get back to her until the next morning. I was at the emergency animal shelter until midnight. We had to put our family dog to sleep. Your videos have helped me get through so many tough times over the last few years. Thank you for helping me smile on even the bad days. 💜
*”I don’t have rage… I’m just always angry.”*
-Brandon Farris 2021
Brandon, you make the sun shine on a rainy day :) thank you for making people smile! 😁
“I have an uneven noggin”
“Charcutry board”
“Meat rose”
lmao I can not stop laughing and it hurts
3:45
I don’t get it
*pours smoke*
OH I GET IT
*proceeds to do incorrectly*
"I dont have rage. I'm just always angry."
I've never connected with words as much as those before lol
6:54
Well you certainly got your goal Brandon!
Buy 4000000
Brandon is the one of the only RUclipsr that can actually make me laugh
That's my secret captain..."
1:58
The “There’s a spider on my wall” with the stuffed mouth had me laughing so hard and it’s 10 PM 😂😂😂😂😂
4:29 "I came up with a genius solution"
( *SPOILER ALERT* not A genius solution)
“Ohh a charc0chie board! How cute” had me rolling 🤣🤣
8:43 smells like grandma house, we go. donkey kick
it was so funny at 9:05 just the idea of smelling salts woke me up
Information I've gotten from this video
Smelling salts = bad
Brandons legs = 😏😏
0:51
"salt makes thing colder"... In other words, dry ice😂😂
Congrats Brandon, you successfully made ✨dry ice✨
my favourite quote from brandon is ‘i don’t have rage, i’m just always angry.’ it literally sums up me 😂😂
1:22 anyone notice the watermelon moved 😂
0:26 when your on a zoom call and are to lazy to fully get ready
2:05 my favorite part whatsoever.
Same
13:19 idk why but this part was so funny to me its prolly because or the randomness of the "spider on my wall"
“I don’t have rage, I’m just always angry” Brandon Farris, December 2021
7:08 fill the entire hot tub with lemon juice and baking soda 😉
DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS
GIVE HIM IDEAS
GIVE HIM IDEAS
08:23
Don't touch him there... That is his no no square.
No no don’t touch me there this is my no no square
Yessss exactly what I thought
13:03 looking like he turning into a world war z zombie😂
11:33 the like, actually genuine “…where am I?” almost killed me 😂
Your daily videos got me through the shutdown time. Been hooked ever since. Love your videos with your friends and family too.
for the ice hack, at my work (i’m a chef) we put ice and a crap ton of salt in a bin and then keep condiments in there; it’s basically an extra fridge space for 7+ hours :)
“Try this Kelly” he says as he throws it at her KILLED me 😂😂
It is insane how clean his floor is, especially for what he does to it.
He has a cleaning lady. And she even has her own youtube page and posts videos of her cleaning these messes.
@@mommajameson88 sry for being so late but thank you for the info :)
I know right
Me at the beginning of the video: “Wow, a suit? That doesn’t sound like Brandon...”
Brandon: gets up and reveals he’s not wearing pants
Me: “Now THAT sounds like Brandon”
1:43
Brandon officially becomes a beatboxer
I love how he has a suit up top and underwear on bottom, he is perfectly dressed for a zoom meeting ( p.s I love your videos and you inspire me so fricking much and thank you for making my life so much better)
Your videos always make me and my kids laugh... Thank you for the laughs and time you put into your videos!! 😁🤗🤣
They way he reacts to the salts kills me every time🤣🤣🤣
I remember 15 years ago a restaurant I worked at had smelling salts in the first aid kit. But they were like glass vials wrapped in paper and you crushed em. 18 year old me had a blast with em. They really do pack a punch.
"I don't have rage..... I'm just angry all the time" -Brandon Farris 2021 A quote that I'm going to say from now on
He's funny but is he possessed by the smelling salts to sniff more of the salt?
5 minute crafts: *shows a lemon*
Brandon: that's an orange
LOVE THE VIDS! I get most of my jokes from you sooooo..... keep it up plz
The way he bounced up and down on his chair made burst out laughing😂😂😂😂😂
this vid made my day 😊 also every time Brandon sniffs the salt i can’t help but laugh 😂
I love your pfp
@@whywasiborn8601 thx
I live how Aiden tried to type out Brandon's demon noises. 😆