Here’s her SIN list: 1. Blames her failures on other people, and when women aren’t funny , she blames it on men 2. Steals other more respected comedians jokes and plays them off as her own 3. Pushes the wage gap even though that has been debunked LITERALLY thousands of times 4. Makes self deprecating jokes, which In itself is not the most funny type of jokes
It's really sad that she's gotten all that fame and fortune while truly talented comedians are trying to get jobs flipping burgers because they're "not good enough".
Any woman who screams "My vagina!" or "My vagina smells like a barnyard animal" for 30 minutes so it flops, then blames an entity on said flop and steals work isn't empowering anyone. Not women, not aspiring artists, not the kids who look up to her. I feel like she just walks around and says she's a feminist and SJW and people buy into it at face value. Other than the time she was arrested at a protest but she made sure cameras were rolling for that.
Slightly Sleep Deprived 70 percent is stolen and the rest is sex, dicks and her vagina. I mean, Sarah Silverman is that way, she s doesn't steal joke but her jokes are sexual a lot. But she delivers it great. She's funnier.
@@mr.swiggles9679 if you perform in front of enough people you will find at least a few that think you're the funniest person ever. mental health is a problem, folks.
Zach Zurvivor She vandalizes the very concept of femininity, and she's a shameless, obvious plagiarist. She's all that's wrong with society in microcosm. Next, she'll be trying to popularize hijabs.
Amy: *says literally anything* Her couple of fans who are middle age single moms who drink bottles of bottles of wine on end and compare themselves to the Applebee's workers who the also heckle: *shes so powerful, dangerous and BRAVE*
She's a horrible comic and a horrible person, sir. So yeah, I find it unfortunate and depressing this was the last thing they were doing with their lives...
smith subs I saw the 1 star rating so I thought “this can’t be all that bad, can it?” I watched 15-20 minutes of her special, and my god it was so fucking terrible. Not a smirk, a chuckle, not even a slightly elevated breathe out through my nose. Her comedy is just straight trash. There are plenty of female comedians who don’t get half the attention Amy does, but are actually fucking funny
Dave Chapelle and Louis C.K are different though those guys are some of the funniest guys to ever live, you could compare them to other really good comedians and it wouldn't be close. Amy sucks, but it's not a good comparison.
+jo angel Yep, because he said that "ALL females aren't funny" not "she (Amy Schumer) isn't funny." There are plenty of female comedians who are WAY funnier than Amy will ever be. Take Sarah Silverman for instance, or Ellen, or even Amy Poehler. All funnier. Of course, my examples are all opinion, but if you just base it on their content, I'd say the argument is valid.
It doesn't matter what political view you have. If you're actually funny you can make anyone laugh. Humor brings people together. If 90% of your jokes is just "lol vagina" you're not gonna get very far.
the people who made the first comercial know that the wage gap doesn't exist right? the accusation that a woman gets 77 cents when a man gets a dollar is when you are looking at the average of the total amount of money given for all citizens. not for the same jobs. It's just a general term. Men get paid 1dollar when women get paid for 77 cents but only because men choose the more dangerous, higher paying jobs like construction work or military, when women are more likely to open up their own small business, work in a resturant, or other smaller jobs. And men only mostly fill up the harder working jobs because they are physically stronger and they just choose that job instead of a boring job at a nail salon. Not because the people in charge of those jobs are sexist. That is why women get 77 cents when men get a dollar.
TOBLERONE TUBE It isn't real beer. It has a dmaler percentage of alcohol than my blood. It's probably impossible to get drunk with that shit. It's more of a barley juice than a beer. Hell it doesn't even follow the holy rules of the Reinheitsgebot!
Retro Beast the joke is that she’s not funny so no one is laughing. Usually it’s Like “they all laughed when I said I was a carrot, they aren’t laughing now” but instead she wanted be a comedian and people laughed but now she is a “comedian” no one laughs at her jokes as they are utter shit
How Amy Schumer deals with hate: "Why do people hate you?" BeCuZ pEePoL hAtE wOmEn!1! "How do you deal with 1-star ratings?" ThEyRe JuSt TroLlS eVeRyOnE lOvEs My ShOwS! Now I'm just waiting for someone to confront her about stealing jokes
Athenia Mando she will never admit to stealing jokes, but let's be honest here, Amy has never wrote a joke in her life, her sister writes all her material, if she ever was to get sued she would be free of liable because she just repeats what she is told to say.
My brother and I used to watch her when she wasn't famous as she is now and now I can't stand her humor if you can call it that. She doesn't make me angry just disappointed that other people weren't able to see her actual best work. Disappointing...
I always apologize to my friends after saying an out of pocket joke that I didn't really think was funny, but holy sh*t she needs to be put in jail for some of the things she said
The dislike ratio on this video is a result of people being unsure whether to dislike because they hate Amy Schumer, or like because they agree she's horrible.
@@QuinSkew that's the thing it's a video about her being garbage and the person who posted the video is them hating on her just like you so it gets confusing to like or dislike the vid
Yet Gal Gadot, a Jewish Special Forces operative with real terrorist kills to her name... Was hated by the left for being Wonder Woman. "She wasnt a person of colour wtf? She is fit and beautiful wtf?"
To the people who think that people are going after Amy because she’s a woman, we’re going after her because a 3 year old could make a funnier joke then she has made in her entire life
@@themidwestemo and even if she is a muppet, Miss Piggy's personality is charming, funny and interesting. Amy's is repulsive, unoriginal and plain ugly
We dont. A bottle of pert, head and shoulders, herbal essences or tresemme which women or men can use costs the same. It's when women feel like they need to use fancy or salon brands do they ever pay more for freaking shampoo. Car wise, there are some backasswards dealers and mechanics (theres backasswards people no matter where they work) who can try to charge women and men, too, more. The solution to that is just as easy as it is for men. You shop around, you get the Kelly Blue Book value, get prices for matinence from several places and compare. Someone wants to pick a fight about it, show them your research. Show them that you've done your homework and you're not a lazy idiot. It's that simple. They stretched the truth as far as they could on that commercial.
@@okay3666 Personally, I think 3rd wave is just eating itself alive. 1st wave and 2nd were great by giving women the right to drive, vote, even file a police report and choose her own religion. Now it's turned into bashing men and acting like there are no good guys in the world. And the "let's randomly start accusing men of being sexual deviants" is utter BS. Weinstein I can see (most of them) with the exception of the one who got in the hot tub in her panties and claimed he forced oral. Louis CK was ridiculous because they consented to watching him masturbate. As an someone who has survived rape where I was badly physically assaulted and almost killed, this shit pisses me off. And proves the Hollywood Elite enjoy being victims, not victors.
@Brooklyn Baby "My people" are complaining about nothing? Let me let you in one a little secret, pumpkin. Just because you've never met someone like that doesn't mean they don't exist. There is not one thing in America a woman can't do that a man can (besides hold God given body parts). Check out false rape allegations that can be found with a breeze on here. As a true survivor of rape, assault, battery and attempted manslaughter all in 10 minutes, that shit pisses me off. I would love to smack the hell out of someone who creates false allegations of sexual abuse. You don't lie about that kind of shit. How about the women in third world countries where they face oppression every single day? Where rape is allowed (sometimes, killed for being raped), do not have an intact hymen on their wedding night and sometimes beaten or killed (most girls lose their hymen before their first period from physical activity like bike riding), have upheld, forced male guardians forced to be with them at all times, killed for showing their faces, forced female circumcision done without anesthesia so they "can't find pleasure in sex" amongst beatings, murders and other horrific things. Know what's not fun about the whole scenario? Almost Miss "I own a Vagina and am President" took money from these countries and SUPPORTED THEM WHILE CLAIMING TO BE A CHAMPION FOR WOMEN. I'm far from a feminist - come at me and prove your sisterly love to be a sham. Have any American feminists seen or gone overseas to help fix the problem? No? Crazy cause I have! It took a load of planning and wasn't a vacation by any means. It's easier to throw on a Vagina hat and scream than it is to help those who are actually oppressed. But you do you, sugar.
Garrett Grima a lot of it is setting up the story and having a thesis and delivery to your joke which amy and a lot of popular comedians have trouble with. The best is Louis ck and I've learned that he's kind of a piece of shit in real life but I can at least get a good laugh out of him because he can be descriptive and build up a story and has excellent delivery.
The only reason I clicked was to read the comment section. I was sure there would be lots of Liberals here defending her every word and calling anyone who doesn't like her a racist !
Hey James, Entertainment costs money. Hating people on the internet is free. Most of these people are hating on one person, you sir are hating on all of them so who spreading more hate ?!? Pathetic hateful bastard.
Cymes you're a fucking idiot. Liberal morons today will call anyone a racist for anything ! It's their favorite fucking card to play. In their pathetic eyes there's nothing worse than being a racist. If you don't agree with the Liberals economic policies, you're a RACIST ! If you don't agree with the Liberals about climate change you're a racist. If you don't agree with the liberals about the use of fracking when drilling for oil, YOU'RE A RACIST !! It's the very first thing a liberal will try and label you with if they see you as an adversary ! In their stupid brainwashed way of thinking, if people think you're a racist then anything you say has no credibility.
Mariam Hanna, what gave you the idea that Spain wants her??? I promise you, they DON'T! She would just be horribly NOT funny in Spanish also. Same hollow attempts at trying to be funny and failing miserably!
She is not self deprecating at all. She is just being gruesome about sex and her own genitalia for humour, that is not self deprecating. Self deprecation comes naturally, Joan Rivers used self deprecation naturally - she made fun of her surgery, her age, her tragic experiences in life. Being over the top and gruesome about sex and your genitalia is not, it's a crude attempt at trying to appear like one of the boys. There's nothing self deprecating about Schumer, she has the ego the size of the stars missing from her Netflix review.
She wasn't even joking.. She didn't make anyone laugh or said it in a kind of "haha" tone. And she didn't even laugh at her "own" joke like she usually does.
“Speaks a lot about political issues” oh you mean bringing a regular man who happens to have different views and mock him in front of hundreds of people? Gotcha. I can’t even watch this anymore.
We only heard about 30 seconds of what was an hour long act. So there very well might have been a lot more political talk. But let's say there isn't, and it was just the bit with her and the dude. Still very unclassy, and it displays why she isn't a good comedian. Nothing funny, witty, or clever about her actions.
Rhiro Yonve You're all wrong. Schumer is irritating, but those criticizing her before the joke-stealing allegations (all comedians steal btw) were blatantly misogynistic. She did speak about sex a lot in her act. Lots of male comedians have done this traditionally, but they were not instructed that they were whores or that their acts were causing modern males to become promiscuous - which was the hysterical response Schumer habitually copped for; not to mention the disproportionate shit she took on her appearance: "and she's not even pretty..." Men have talked openly about sex for decades; someone like Amy Schumer was always going to have to happen for women, because women have views on sex too and our perspective is essential. That she was not going to receive a warm welcome was predictable: slag, slut, skank, cumbucket, tart, whore etc. Versus ladies' man for the guys. Women are simply always punished for being overtly sexual in ways that men are not. This is deeply fucked up and is an undeniable phenomenon. It affected the way you perceived Amy Schumer, you just weren't conscious of it. It's like Prince, half his lyrics were sex-based, but Madonna was crucified for being as open. You've all been trained by the alt-right crew who are so deafeningly loud and obnoxious on RUclips, that there is no such thing as misogyny permeating western culture. That's patently untrue and as far as I'm concerned Schumer was subject to disgraceful and depressing levels of the stuff. What I read, post after post, when Amy first broke was bile and hysteria from men threatened by the candid observations of a woman, who represented a level of confidence they have been told is eroding their masculinity. I'm not a fan of Amy Schumer, but I find her detractors disingenuous as fuck as to why they dislike her. She was certainly hyped and she may be a habitual joke stealer, but the knives were out for her long before then - and what I saw all too frequently was ugly misogyny.
Thats a disgrace to Amy Schumer . She might be a lame "comedian" but at least the crass humor can be SOMETIMES , and only SOMETIMES be a little funny . Lele Pons is the worst comedian everrrrrrr , I mean there is no comparison and Amy bad too thats just how bad Lele Pons is !!!
You mean you can legally get away with paying women less then men for the same quality and quantity of work? Oh shit, I'm immediately going to fire all male employees and hire nothing but women. Why hasn't anyone done this yet? o.O
NeonGen2000 That's a huge misunderstanding. Regular employees get paid a set wage and have incremental performance raises. High end corporate employees all get paid separate amounts and negotiates their salary in private. This is where the pay enequality issue stems from. Understand the issue before you start commenting on it
@MrShanester117 Sarcasm is often lost on the internet. I'm well aware it comes from labour negotiations and career choices. I was merely mocking the way people use it. In fact it's usually people from the anti-PC camp that point this out.
MrShanester117 you are saying/implying(maybe unwittingly) that women suck at negotiating their salary in "High end corporate" jobs and by the same token then they have no business negotiating anything on behalf of anyone in any "high end" set up...LOL
what the gender pay gap REALLY is, is that men hold more, higher paying jobs, across ALL the jobs, than women.... men have and hold jobs that are more horrible, dangerous, life engulfing, than women do.... SO if every human with a job all added up, earned a billion dollars -- then over 50% of it was earned by males. THAT is the gender pay gap, NOT that women earn less for doing the same job.
Yeah I think this bug definitely should be fixed in the next update, every time I google that the phone searches for other comedians jokes. So annoying!
She is a horrible comedian, it's not a gender thing. She's just not funny.
Casey Morar she steals other people's jokes, and retells them in a terrible way
Casey Morar, yeah, even with stealing other's jokes her delivery fucks them up
Casey Morar She is funny. Watch the sketch where she talks about her vagina and get over it.
Casey Morar tru dat
Here’s her SIN list:
1. Blames her failures on other people, and when women aren’t funny , she blames it on men
2. Steals other more respected comedians jokes and plays them off as her own
3. Pushes the wage gap even though that has been debunked LITERALLY thousands of times
4. Makes self deprecating jokes, which In itself is not the most funny type of jokes
As a woman, Amy has never empowered me. If anything she’s made me feel ashamed.
Same
Be careful you're only making her feel more powerful and dangerous and brave
You're a cat....
It's really sad that she's gotten all that fame and fortune while truly talented comedians are trying to get jobs flipping burgers because they're "not good enough".
Any woman who screams "My vagina!" or "My vagina smells like a barnyard animal" for 30 minutes so it flops, then blames an entity on said flop and steals work isn't empowering anyone. Not women, not aspiring artists, not the kids who look up to her. I feel like she just walks around and says she's a feminist and SJW and people buy into it at face value. Other than the time she was arrested at a protest but she made sure cameras were rolling for that.
Just because were laughing *AT* you, doesn’t make you a comedian.
Truth
*We’re
@@GavinB031 OMG!!! tysm!!! i DEFINITELY would NOT have understood the original comment without your Captain Obvious correction!
@@JoeBidenIsMyDaddy you’re welcome
@@GavinB031 Nice comeback lmao
The fact I’ve been diagnosed with autism is a better joke than Amy’s whole career
Damn dude
Okay that kinda funny.
Same bro
I have never laughed so hard at a comment, I’d pay more to watch your autism day to day than ever have to sit through one of her shows
Why is that funny?
I find it funny how Amy Schumer can't take any criticisms, which is odd, since the majority of her jokes are stolen.
And the jokes that aren't stolen are just her talking about her vagina.
Slightly Sleep Deprived 70 percent is stolen and the rest is sex, dicks and her vagina. I mean, Sarah Silverman is that way, she s doesn't steal joke but her jokes are sexual a lot. But she delivers it great. She's funnier.
Slightly Sleep Deprived Like what? Seriously dont know cause I've never bothered to check her out
Slightly Sleep Deprived It's odd because she's a fucking comedian. She should be able to take jokes.
Slightly Sleep Deprived She's a special little snowflake.
Amy: *Sexual Reference*
Her Fans: 😂👏👏👏
Me: where is Amy’s fans
No one: I am Amy’s fan
fertileprogram Amy Schumer: *exists*
You: *IM ABOUT TO END THIS WHALES WHOLE CAREER*
She has fans?
*paid actors
@@mr.swiggles9679 if you perform in front of enough people you will find at least a few that think you're the funniest person ever. mental health is a problem, folks.
"The worst of Amy schumer". I don't have time to watch 36 years of footage.
Shawnaldo75 daaaaamn
Oscar Wilde Holy shit +1 lmao
omfg roflmao savage af
FUCKING ROASTED
YOOOO I'm dying
I’m 13 years old and currently in seventh grade. Somehow my worst jokes are more funny than anything Amy Schumer has ever done in her entire career.
GG
Dude you're already leagues funnier than her
You have good self-awareness kid, that's unique!
my friend lost his job as a revolving door salesman, i told him don't worry, when one door closes another one opens...
Not good
Even when she steals jokes from real comedians she makes them unfunny
Yes.. that's the most depressing part.. she cant even deliver them properly when she steals them
Zach Zurvivor She vandalizes the very concept of femininity, and she's a shameless, obvious plagiarist. She's all that's wrong with society in microcosm. Next, she'll be trying to popularize hijabs.
She is even responsible for deaths. Her movie drove a man to insanity.
She's the female Carlos Mencia.
And at least 165 people ignore that blatant evidence.
4:10
Amy: tells the guy that he's not a comedian
Amy: *steals actual comedians jokes*
Killer D
"I'm a comedian!"
*Speaks out against gun violence*
Killer D If you didn't know, that's Steven Crowder. Look up his videos he has destroying her. highly recommend it!
I don't know who I find worse, Amy Schumer or Steven Crowder. They are both polemic assholes.
louder with crowder is better than the whale
Crowder and Schumer are both fucking horrible. They are two sides of the same medal.
all she does is steal jokes and then butcher them
WILDCAT D trUE
WILDCAT D and talk about her fucking vagina
she absolutely butchered that dave chappelle joke, even the crowd knew it wasn't funny.
WILDCAT D and talk about sex. that too XD
WILDCAT D
I smell metalhead blood in ya
When Amy was growing up she said that wanted to become a stand up comedian, everyone laughed at her
Nobody is laughing now
Yyyy U gay Wow that should’ve been the second part of my joke about the Joke stealer Amy Schumer. If only I thought of that
They laughed AT her but she just thought they were laughing FOR her and it made her feel "empowered"
You can say that again pal.
Boo boo where did you get that joke from?
😂
apparently if I don't like Amy Schumer im an alt right sexist troll
Danny Schmidt bigot.
Your literally a Nazi.XD
this comment is the truth
Oh absolutely yeah
shes a comedian but can not take a joke
"The worst of Amy schumer" bitch you gonna play every performance and appearance she's ever had?
Big pun would not approve of Amy if he was alive today
I think this is one of those "X but every time Y it gets faster," like "Amy Schumer but every time a viewer dies from cancer it skips 237 bits"
Big Pun wouldn't approve of society if he were here today. Especially the state of hip hop.
Even if everything is complete dogshit, which it is, there is still a "worst". Worst is relative to the context
she still makes way more than you
Bruh the comments are funnier than any joke Amy could ever say. 😂
pav san well what did you expect
It's one of the reasons why I clicked on the video 😂😂
Periodic table.
Anal warts.
Somehow they’re even worse than her stolen jokes
Amy: *says literally anything*
Her couple of fans who are middle age single moms who drink bottles of bottles of wine on end and compare themselves to the Applebee's workers who the also heckle: *shes so powerful, dangerous and BRAVE*
two people died trying to watch an Amy Schumer movie. that's the most depressing death of all
She's a horrible comic and a horrible person, sir.
So yeah, I find it unfortunate and depressing this was the last thing they were doing with their lives...
+Robyn W Still probably better than having to watch it till the end
Rite lol
Robyn W i bet everyone was begging to be next
Jake Robertson LMAOOO
Amys logic: no it wasn't that my material was bad its because all these alt right woman hating trolls are out to get me
smith subs I saw the 1 star rating so I thought “this can’t be all that bad, can it?” I watched 15-20 minutes of her special, and my god it was so fucking terrible. Not a smirk, a chuckle, not even a slightly elevated breathe out through my nose. Her comedy is just straight trash. There are plenty of female comedians who don’t get half the attention Amy does, but are actually fucking funny
UppyMcDowny - any suggestions?
@@uppymcdowny58 "not even a slightly elevated breathe out through my nose" hahaha
I’m argentinian and I gave that boring show a 1 star.
I gave Schumer's special one star, and I wanted to like it, but I couldn't even watch it past the first seven minutes.
zENmONKEY same, cringy af
Exactly it's just not very good. Compared to Dave Chapelle or Louis C.K's special she gets blow out of the water. It's almost like it's not fair.
I watched it all the way through to see if the bad reviews were really necessary. They were...
all I could do was two minutes
Dave Chapelle and Louis C.K are different though those guys are some of the funniest guys to ever live, you could compare them to other really good comedians and it wouldn't be close. Amy sucks, but it's not a good comparison.
When you see Amy and Dave tell the same joke side by side. You really appreciate how important timing and delivery is
Dave’s funny
They're both legends of comedy.
@@hedginbets7356 Exactly-one we laugh with, one we laugh at
People: I don’t like amy
Amy: PEoplE aRE seXIsT
People:your comedy is shit, stop stealing jokes.
Amy:PeOpLE ArE TRolLs
People: I don't Like Amy Schumer
Amy: You're related to Hitler, Laugh at my Vagina
More like Amist
People: Can you stop being so bad like everyone hates you?
Amy: I dOn'T CAre iT maKes Me fEEl pOWerfulL!
People: Can you stop making disgusting and unfunny jokes about your genitals?
Amy: sHuT uP MiSoGyNisT iT's eMpOwEriNg
Wtf this is such clickbait. It's just a bunch if whale videos
Babchak I always get those 2 confused
Uchihahahaha a whale crashed you?
come on man pahahahahahaha
Lol
Sebastian Favata haha. She is overweight. Yes, that is true
She just isn't funny.
Green Whovian Did I say it was a fact? Thanks for pointing out the obvious. She has one joke --her vagina.
M. T. Yep
nah it's cool. they're a whovian in 2017, they don't have taste, just ignore them.
Women are funny , get over it.
+jo angel Yep, because he said that "ALL females aren't funny" not "she (Amy Schumer) isn't funny." There are plenty of female comedians who are WAY funnier than Amy will ever be. Take Sarah Silverman for instance, or Ellen, or even Amy Poehler. All funnier. Of course, my examples are all opinion, but if you just base it on their content, I'd say the argument is valid.
Every other comedian : Hilarious original joke
Amy Schumer : *unfunny sex jokes*
She shouldn't even be considered a comedian
I thought THAT was the joke...
Definitely not
I totally agree
Vagina
KKxnt no she should be considered a butcherer as she ruins funny jokes
true. she isn’t funny at all.
Title: worst of Amy schcumer
Video: literally puts all of her "work"
Martin Mugo exactly
ItsDvckyMoMo Holy shit, it's you
I don't think you know how the word "worst" works
awesomebooforums riperoni
savage
It doesn't matter what political view you have. If you're actually funny you can make anyone laugh. Humor brings people together. If 90% of your jokes is just "lol vagina" you're not gonna get very far.
Very well said.
Lol vagina
Her sense of humor is literally like an eight year old's when they first learn the word "dick" and just throw it around all the time
@Charles Young shumer is a great category in comedy tbh, however not all shumers are good
the people who made the first comercial know that the wage gap doesn't exist right? the accusation that a woman gets 77 cents when a man gets a dollar is when you are looking at the average of the total amount of money given for all citizens. not for the same jobs. It's just a general term. Men get paid 1dollar when women get paid for 77 cents but only because men choose the more dangerous, higher paying jobs like construction work or military, when women are more likely to open up their own small business, work in a resturant, or other smaller jobs. And men only mostly fill up the harder working jobs because they are physically stronger and they just choose that job instead of a boring job at a nail salon. Not because the people in charge of those jobs are sexist. That is why women get 77 cents when men get a dollar.
Couldn’t have said it better, respect
I feel like Amy Schumer hired a person that holds up a sign during her shows saying “Laugh.”
lily this, lily that Lmao
And one more person holding up a gun, so if you don't die of laughter, you'll die of bleeding, which is better.
lily this, lily that If so, that would explain a lot.
Nah, just someone who is holding the audience at gunpoint
lily this, lily that or puts a gun to their heads
"My vagina is gross and I am whore..." x infinity.
"omg these are just trolls... I am so funny I promise"
Good job Bud Light, I don't want you anymore.
TOBLERONE TUBE the question is that why would you drink bud light in the first place? Their beers are hella shitty
Never actually had one, just kind of looked appealing.
TOBLERONE TUBE It isn't real beer. It has a dmaler percentage of alcohol than my blood. It's probably impossible to get drunk with that shit.
It's more of a barley juice than a beer. Hell it doesn't even follow the holy rules of the Reinheitsgebot!
He-Man ! Well less Alkohol isn't necessarily a bad thing but couldn't they drink something tasty instead... Like normal Juice or a limonade?
TOBLERONE TUBE trust me, you don't want a BudLight 😂😂
1. Not funny
2. Bad jokes
3. Bad delivery
4. Steals jokes
“It’s the all rights fault”
No Amy you just aren’t funny.
1:39 Probably the most fake laugh I've ever heard.
mraustin3410 she's like "hahaha, now shut the fuck up and focus"
Pablo Rages amy schumer would make it worse
+mraustin3410 That made me physically cringe.
it wasnt fake she just has a shitty laugh
And what the hell is she doing with her dumb hands after that? Stop waving them around.
not only does she steal jokes, but she ruins them...
So TYT thinks if you don't like Amy it's because you are a trump supporter?
LaRuse women don't exist on the internet.
+LaRuse What are you doing? Keep it down please. The Festapo are checking everyone's Fem Cards.
Desperado TX well they kinda showed tje biased bs when they remarked the president as something every sjw would say he is
If you don't agree with TYT on any subject, you're a Trump supporter.
Didn't know her entire career was only 11 minutes long
Women's cars totally cost more then men's cars
Saltwound oh shit i didnt know
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I feel really bad, now! I'm going to have to switch to women's tampons!
and in the real world, Men's car insurance actually costs more than Women's car insurance #maleprivilege
Saltwound um what the fuck. Thats absolutely terrible and must be stopped.
John Doe that's actually true. Kudos.
Why does Amy's face always look like she has marshmallows in her mouth
Sparkles the Unicorn Because she is fat as fuck
Because she does
cause she's a chubby bunny
She gets fatter and uglier by the day.
+Anna
That's an insult to how cute chubby bunnies are.
Also nice profile picture.
Everyone laughed at Amy Schumer when she said she will be a good comedian in high school. No one is laughing now.
Moshe Gohar yes because she's not funny.
Ha, I see what you did there.
Retro Beast the joke is that she’s not funny so no one is laughing. Usually it’s Like “they all laughed when I said I was a carrot, they aren’t laughing now” but instead she wanted be a comedian and people laughed but now she is a “comedian” no one laughs at her jokes as they are utter shit
@@drcrow5767 I had no idea 😨
Lmao i get it
Why am I watching this do I hate myself?
Inner self: Well, you clearly do
Bud Light doesn't cost the same. Women basically get it free.
Bet you thought this was real funny? Fucking alt-right troll.
Max Buttrill I think he's joking.
She's the type a bitch to take a shit in the top tank of the toilet and dip out
Upper decker
Grave loo
Cartman: "my vagina, my vagina!!!"
ddavid122 Every time she sais it I srsly loose my shit
ddavid122 i
ddavid122 get over it guys girls are funny to lmao
cant tell if your being sarcastic or not but just so you know amy shumer isnt funny and men are more funny then women
box 8 news in the Saturday ya I'm being sarcastic it's ironic how the feminazi call themselves comedians but are not funny at all
How Amy Schumer deals with hate:
"Why do people hate you?"
BeCuZ pEePoL hAtE wOmEn!1!
"How do you deal with 1-star ratings?"
ThEyRe JuSt TroLlS eVeRyOnE lOvEs My ShOwS!
Now I'm just waiting for someone to confront her about stealing jokes
Jason X would you understand the term "mocking?"
i don't know why she keeps playing the feminist card because every time she does, she gets dragged by feminist twitter.
Someone actually asked her in an interview about that, she denied it of course!
Jason X why are you a FUCKING IDIOT!!!??
Athenia Mando she will never admit to stealing jokes, but let's be honest here, Amy has never wrote a joke in her life, her sister writes all her material, if she ever was to get sued she would be free of liable because she just repeats what she is told to say.
''He sat down in the theatre 🎥 for my movie'' must be nice to have the entire theatre to yourself.
I'm not sure if I should like or dislike the video
ikr
You don't have to do either .....
Make two accounts and do both if you want
if you dislike the video you say that Amy is funny, and that you think she is empowered.
Looking @ the ratings, I was thinking the same thing
Not gonna lie, I read the title and expected the video length to be at least an hour...
That Guy It'd probably be one of the longest videos on RUclips tbh
I expected 2 hours
I expected 24/7 365
That Guy I expected her entire career.
Not her career Her whole life
The title is confusing. It leads one to believe that there is "The best of Amy Schumer"...
vin 950 go watch tough crowd
My brother and I used to watch her when she wasn't famous as she is now and now I can't stand her humor if you can call it that. She doesn't make me angry just disappointed that other people weren't able to see her actual best work. Disappointing...
okay...
I always apologize to my friends after saying an out of pocket joke that I didn't really think was funny, but holy sh*t she needs to be put in jail for some of the things she said
The dislike ratio on this video is a result of people being unsure whether to dislike because they hate Amy Schumer, or like because they agree she's horrible.
It's the biggest dilemma with this video.
I spent a good 10 minutes on this dilemma
XXX_BILLY_XXX I disliked because she steals jokes and it's a video about her.
@@QuinSkew that's the thing it's a video about her being garbage and the person who posted the video is them hating on her just like you so it gets confusing to like or dislike the vid
Man I really miss the dislike feature
Funny that tyt obviously didn't watch the special or else they would realize that it actually is garbage
IAMSOSTUPD The Young Turks
I asked Siri “Any Schumer, Comedian”
Siri responded: “I found some images of hippos.
Lol nice
"There are no comedians with that name."
That’s offensive to hippos :”(
I found some images in the trash
😂 😂
She somehow manages to make funny jokes into something awkward and disturbing
I have edited this comment and now you will never know what it was or the context of the comments.
broooo
Almost as much pie as I eat.
Get it. Get it. Course ur name
Its_ Zede Both amounts are immeasurable.
@@user-vr5zk9ox8d hell yeah niggas stole hella of my pencils growing up 😂😭😭
Lmao I’m that classmate
Amy Schumer: you can fish but you won’t be a fisherman
Me:you can tell a joke but your not a comedian
She can't tella joke, so what does that make her?
@@449JaneDrive a normie
@ChocoGamin3 Whale look 😂😂😂
🥳🥳🥳🥳
If she is a strong female voice I feel we have a serious problem in how we handle equallity.
Yet Gal Gadot, a Jewish Special Forces operative with real terrorist kills to her name... Was hated by the left for being Wonder Woman. "She wasnt a person of colour wtf? She is fit and beautiful wtf?"
Nat M so right
She just uses feminism and woman, to get money with no talent and being a bad comedian
She's a serious role model for young woman. That's why she talks about her boyfriend cumming on her and how much shit she can fit in her vagina.
Define equality
11:24 made me laugh so hard
I did the calculations...
I've found the first female -
who's weight is infinitely times greater than her iq
Shouldn’t it be 0 then
Are you saying that she has a small iq or she’s fat?
He means if you divide her massive weight by her 0 IQ u get an error because theirs infinite answers
W
Hunter Gormley Let me tell you about a place called: "Murica"
why hasn't she moved to Spain yet?
Starset Member she should move to the dark side of the moon
Starset Member god no. We already have plenty wannabe female comedians.
Hey, she is *your* problem. Don't just throw your trash to Europe!
Starset Member deal with your own problems.
Starset Member she wouldn't last in Spain
I saw her at the Zoo in Australia. My Gf was excited but i Just stood there watching elephants.
[KEFE]K4N4S4LUS4LU more like i stood there watching the other elephants.
Bro I think that was a hippopotamus
[KEFE]K4N4S4LUS4LU How could you tell the difference?
The Elephants can actually make me laugh.
Harley Quinn she probably already did and will use it for her next stand-up
To the people who think that people are going after Amy because she’s a woman, we’re going after her because a 3 year old could make a funnier joke then she has made in her entire life
‘Worst of Amy Schumer’?
Why’s her whole career not in this video
Meadow Perkins I was going to say that lol
Meadow Perkins I don’t know why people watch it in the first place
exogenesis91
It would be over 1 months time
LingKiin no one wants that
How can you upload so much hours without breaking RUclips?
* shows entire career *
That's a funny way to spell "Life".
Amy Schumer is like the Lele Pons of comedians
Deni Dimitrova she’s like if Lele Pons and Emma chamberlain had a love child and it was raised by that one lady from the hugh Mungus videos
@@Doctor_Yodel ON GOD
@@Doctor_Yodel no Emma Chamberlain is awesome
I dont get it
Whos lele pons
@Cheeto Licker what
Amy Schumer should ask her mother how to deliver a joke
when she mentions her boyfriend i could only think about kermit the frog
Ms Piggy is way more funny than Amy will ever be.
@@saulthechicanootaku And prettier lmao
@@themidwestemo and even if she is a muppet, Miss Piggy's personality is charming, funny and interesting. Amy's is repulsive, unoriginal and plain ugly
TheSpliceer
"Miss piggy seems very angry"
-kermit the frog
Lmao
Even when she steals jokes she isn't funny
Cowbelly does it better
I had no idea that women paid more for shampoo, cars, etc.. Worst feminist propaganda BS I have ever heard!
We dont. A bottle of pert, head and shoulders, herbal essences or tresemme which women or men can use costs the same. It's when women feel like they need to use fancy or salon brands do they ever pay more for freaking shampoo.
Car wise, there are some backasswards dealers and mechanics (theres backasswards people no matter where they work) who can try to charge women and men, too, more. The solution to that is just as easy as it is for men. You shop around, you get the Kelly Blue Book value, get prices for matinence from several places and compare. Someone wants to pick a fight about it, show them your research. Show them that you've done your homework and you're not a lazy idiot. It's that simple. They stretched the truth as far as they could on that commercial.
Feminism isn’t bad though. It’s the made up stories and men bashing propaganda that is bad.
@@okay3666 Personally, I think 3rd wave is just eating itself alive. 1st wave and 2nd were great by giving women the right to drive, vote, even file a police report and choose her own religion. Now it's turned into bashing men and acting like there are no good guys in the world. And the "let's randomly start accusing men of being sexual deviants" is utter BS. Weinstein I can see (most of them) with the exception of the one who got in the hot tub in her panties and claimed he forced oral. Louis CK was ridiculous because they consented to watching him masturbate. As an someone who has survived rape where I was badly physically assaulted and almost killed, this shit pisses me off. And proves the Hollywood Elite enjoy being victims, not victors.
@@misfitbrit1989 preach!
@Brooklyn Baby "My people" are complaining about nothing? Let me let you in one a little secret, pumpkin. Just because you've never met someone like that doesn't mean they don't exist. There is not one thing in America a woman can't do that a man can (besides hold God given body parts). Check out false rape allegations that can be found with a breeze on here. As a true survivor of rape, assault, battery and attempted manslaughter all in 10 minutes, that shit pisses me off. I would love to smack the hell out of someone who creates false allegations of sexual abuse. You don't lie about that kind of shit.
How about the women in third world countries where they face oppression every single day? Where rape is allowed (sometimes, killed for being raped), do not have an intact hymen on their wedding night and sometimes beaten or killed (most girls lose their hymen before their first period from physical activity like bike riding), have upheld, forced male guardians forced to be with them at all times, killed for showing their faces, forced female circumcision done without anesthesia so they "can't find pleasure in sex" amongst beatings, murders and other horrific things. Know what's not fun about the whole scenario? Almost Miss "I own a Vagina and am President" took money from these countries and SUPPORTED THEM WHILE CLAIMING TO BE A CHAMPION FOR WOMEN. I'm far from a feminist - come at me and prove your sisterly love to be a sham. Have any American feminists seen or gone overseas to help fix the problem? No? Crazy cause I have! It took a load of planning and wasn't a vacation by any means. It's easier to throw on a Vagina hat and scream than it is to help those who are actually oppressed.
But you do you, sugar.
If women are paid less than men, why don't businesses just hire soley women to save money?
Why isn't this video as long as her life?
ssjbardock79 the most underrated comment on here.
ssjbardock79 "when your having fun time flies" so that means this video is long af that's why Miss pork is alive
Its as long as her comidiec life.
Proud over that comment?
Simarjit Sidhu true
I died when Dave Chappelle did it, but Amy's delivery was just sad
Garrett Grima a lot of it is setting up the story and having a thesis and delivery to your joke which amy and a lot of popular comedians have trouble with. The best is Louis ck and I've learned that he's kind of a piece of shit in real life but I can at least get a good laugh out of him because he can be descriptive and build up a story and has excellent delivery.
Tijuana SIX exactly
Sean Carroll I did in a ghost now
that escalated quickly
Dave Chappelle one was Funny man.
The Young Turks, of fucking course.
I used to be with them
I should've killed myself because of it
Time6 PER hey now don't be hating on Kurdish people
Ana can get that clean ass eaten tho
The pay rate is a myth, since the sixties women have earned the same
“Worst of Amy Schumer”
*you mean her whole career*
This hurt to watch like I'm dying right now
Chris Weber keep it together i know it’s painful to watch 😭
Usually you say you’re dying when you find something funny.
I was the 500 like of this comment
You should've thought about it before you watched.
Hi I’m dying right now, I’m dad!
It makes me so happy that hating Amy Schumer is a thing now :')
James D, not for me
The only reason I clicked was to read the comment section. I was sure there would be lots of Liberals here defending her every word and calling anyone who doesn't like her a racist !
Hey James, Entertainment costs money. Hating people on the internet is free.
Most of these people are hating on one person, you sir are hating on all of them so who spreading more hate ?!?
Pathetic hateful bastard.
Cymes you're a fucking idiot. Liberal morons today will call anyone a racist for anything ! It's their favorite fucking card to play. In their pathetic eyes there's nothing worse than being a racist.
If you don't agree with the Liberals economic policies, you're a RACIST !
If you don't agree with the Liberals about climate change you're a racist.
If you don't agree with the liberals about the use of fracking when drilling for oil, YOU'RE A RACIST !!
It's the very first thing a liberal will try and label you with if they see you as an adversary ! In their stupid brainwashed way of thinking, if people think you're a racist then anything you say has no credibility.
Calm your tits John
Jim gaffigan- You could be on acid and still not get anything.
Think that perfectly sums up Amy
Instagram comedians are funnier than her
Goddamn shots fired
Raptor_562 The Gamer Who is funnier? Jake and Logan Paul, Lele pons, or Amy Schumer.
Goro Majima sadly lele
Lele is the same as amy lol
Raptor_562 The Gamer flame grille roasted
I couldn't be that unfunny if i tried
I couldn't be funny if i tried :'(
Just put your head in a microwave for 4 minutes and you’ll be as funny as her
Bob Dylan if I’d have to choose who’s funnier you or her I’d pick you every time and I don’t know you! 💀💀
Indiana jones jr. are u sure about that
That was hilarious, in comparison.
Im not alt right, i just don't like her material
same
I don't believe you Adolf.
@@FeiTheVillain bro I think he was kidding lol
Lol it’s not even her material
@@FeiTheVillain Lmao r/wooooosh
0:58 you’re not that important honey
Amy Shcumer: "I would move to Spain"
Anybody with half a brain: "GO THEN!!!"
No don't bring her here, we don't want her Jesus Christ
Why would she move to Spain and not to Mexico? 🤔
@@Dremons7 Spain and Mexico are very different
She’s going to Brazil.
please dont bring her here
Spain can have Amy Schumer.
Mariam Hanna, what gave you the idea that Spain wants her??? I promise you, they DON'T! She would just be horribly NOT funny in Spanish also. Same hollow attempts at trying to be funny and failing miserably!
Mariam Hanna nobody wants amy schumer. hell not even fucking saturn wants her
Spain doesn't have enough pig troughs.
I, will be stepping foward for Peruvian people and go ahead and say that we don't want Amy Shumer. Perhaps the Japanese can take one for the team.
On behalf of the Japanese, I think this should be transferred to sub-saharan Africa
"I'll learn to speak Spanish and move if trump wins" yet she is still here
how about if we crowd fund a rosetta stone course in Spanish and send it to her?
Mistah Susan omg yes please
When u realized dat Putin Walking is funnier than Amy Schumer
Her material is filthy. I'm no shrew but this material just is too nasty
I needed to read that story.
legendary comment!
All of Amy Schumer is her worst
ONNIUUUZKKAAAAA!!!!! WHAT HAVE U DONNEEEE MY PRECIOUS CRESTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kosminaut yeah, but that video would be to long and i can't stand her face for more than 15
She is not self deprecating at all. She is just being gruesome about sex and her own genitalia for humour, that is not self deprecating. Self deprecation comes naturally, Joan Rivers used self deprecation naturally - she made fun of her surgery, her age, her tragic experiences in life. Being over the top and gruesome about sex and your genitalia is not, it's a crude attempt at trying to appear like one of the boys. There's nothing self deprecating about Schumer, she has the ego the size of the stars missing from her Netflix review.
@dragonaut don't you forget Hicks
Funniest of all, like you said she tries so hard to be one of the boys....
then doubles back and says boys suck. wat.
I think Bill Burr is pretty damn funny
Missus robot true, nicely put😂😂
accurate and scathing... i like!
She stole so many jokes that Krusty the Clown feels jealous. And still isn't funny.
"If I want to sleep with someone, I do." -Amy
If a man said that he'd be beheaded
That's the point of the fucking joke
She wasn't even joking.. She didn't make anyone laugh or said it in a kind of "haha" tone. And she didn't even laugh at her "own" joke like she usually does.
No, if a man said that he most surely wouldn't. Stop the victim act people.
@@ShermeenSaeed sorry but amy doesnt have the brain capacity to make people laugh nor being sarcastic in comments like these 👍
@@ShermeenSaeed hilarious
“Speaks a lot about political issues” oh you mean bringing a regular man who happens to have different views and mock him in front of hundreds of people? Gotcha. I can’t even watch this anymore.
We only heard about 30 seconds of what was an hour long act. So there very well might have been a lot more political talk. But let's say there isn't, and it was just the bit with her and the dude. Still very unclassy, and it displays why she isn't a good comedian. Nothing funny, witty, or clever about her actions.
timestamp?
*Oh shit, why does everyone hate me? Is it because im a cunt? Nah... they must be mysoginists, totally.*
When your feminism blinds you
Rhiro Yonve You're all wrong. Schumer is irritating, but those criticizing her before the joke-stealing allegations (all comedians steal btw) were blatantly misogynistic. She did speak about sex a lot in her act. Lots of male comedians have done this traditionally, but they were not instructed that they were whores or that their acts were causing modern males to become promiscuous - which was the hysterical response Schumer habitually copped for; not to mention the disproportionate shit she took on her appearance: "and she's not even pretty..."
Men have talked openly about sex for decades; someone like Amy Schumer was always going to have to happen for women, because women have views on sex too and our perspective is essential. That she was not going to receive a warm welcome was predictable: slag, slut, skank, cumbucket, tart, whore etc. Versus ladies' man for the guys. Women are simply always punished for being overtly sexual in ways that men are not. This is deeply fucked up and is an undeniable phenomenon. It affected the way you perceived Amy Schumer, you just weren't conscious of it.
It's like Prince, half his lyrics were sex-based, but Madonna was crucified for being as open. You've all been trained by the alt-right crew who are so deafeningly loud and obnoxious on RUclips, that there is no such thing as misogyny permeating western culture. That's patently untrue and as far as I'm concerned Schumer was subject to disgraceful and depressing levels of the stuff. What I read, post after post, when Amy first broke was bile and hysteria from men threatened by the candid observations of a woman, who represented a level of confidence they have been told is eroding their masculinity. I'm not a fan of Amy Schumer, but I find her detractors disingenuous as fuck as to why they dislike her. She was certainly hyped and she may be a habitual joke stealer, but the knives were out for her long before then - and what I saw all too frequently was ugly misogyny.
Amy schumer Is as funny as lele pons
Dick 2 seriously!
One of the worst insults to a comedian...
No lele pons is funnier
Thats a disgrace to Amy Schumer . She might be a lame "comedian" but at least the crass humor can be SOMETIMES , and only SOMETIMES be a little funny . Lele Pons is the worst comedian everrrrrrr , I mean there is no comparison and Amy bad too thats just how bad Lele Pons is !!!
Epsilon Lane you know what fine. I get it. Humor is subjective and all. But at least lele pons didn't make a joke about a best friend's death.
Im convinced these people are being paid to say this.
Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer the first cannibal says "does this taste funny to you?" the other cannibals replies "no".
2:25 “she is a very empowering voice for women” and that made me laugh harder than anything Amy has ever said.
your comment is more funny than any joke she ever said, but it's still her who has a Netflix special
Amy: If I want to sleep with a guy then I will.
Me: The question is, do they want to sleep with you??
For some reason men can't get raped by woman so... (^:
*Gotta love them double standard's*
Oh god that's so stupid (the double standard thing).
Raul frutis Yeah that’s how Amy is sexually active, because of “forced sex” (don’t call it rape because women can’t rape reeee)
Your pic of chopar just make this joke better in my head lol
I have just come here from one piece...
The funniest thing in this whole video that came from her, is her thinking Reddit has right wing subreddits.
You mean you can legally get away with paying women less then men for the same quality and quantity of work? Oh shit, I'm immediately going to fire all male employees and hire nothing but women. Why hasn't anyone done this yet? o.O
Because apparently everyone hates women
NeonGen2000
That's a huge misunderstanding. Regular employees get paid a set wage and have incremental performance raises.
High end corporate employees all get paid separate amounts and negotiates their salary in private. This is where the pay enequality issue stems from.
Understand the issue before you start commenting on it
@MrShanester117
Sarcasm is often lost on the internet. I'm well aware it comes from labour negotiations and career choices. I was merely mocking the way people use it. In fact it's usually people from the anti-PC camp that point this out.
MrShanester117 you are saying/implying(maybe unwittingly) that women suck at negotiating their salary in "High end corporate" jobs and by the same token then they have no business negotiating anything on behalf of anyone in any "high end" set up...LOL
what the gender pay gap REALLY is, is that men hold more, higher paying jobs, across ALL the jobs, than women.... men have and hold jobs that are more horrible, dangerous, life engulfing, than women do.... SO if every human with a job all added up, earned a billion dollars -- then over 50% of it was earned by males. THAT is the gender pay gap, NOT that women earn less for doing the same job.
Ms. Piggy
lmao
This is funnier then Amy Schumer's career
Kremit should teach her place in family and not to ruin comedy
She is the reason why Kermit will become a wife beater
Nah,Ms Piggy can make me laugh.
I typed "is Amy Schumer a real comedian?" On my phone... It tried to search the next gun shop nearby
DanielFromMcDonalds mine Said no,whales can't be comedians
DanielFromMcDonalds Mine just shut down suddenly.
DanielFromMcDonalds 😂😂😂 more funnier than Amy's career
Yeah I think this bug definitely should be fixed in the next update, every time I google that the phone searches for other comedians jokes. So annoying!
I'll take "shit that didnt happen" for 500, Alex
As someone once said:
"When Amy Schumer was young, she told people she wanted to become a comedian. They all laughed but no one's laughing now"
It was Bob monkhouse.