HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2016
- Bert Kreischer, Comedian and Host of the "Bertcast" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
This podcast is brought to you by:
Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.
Datsusara: Go to DSgear.com and check out all of their great products, like gi's and rash guards, that are made with high quality hemp textiles. Use code Joey to get 5% off of your order.
Recorded live on 08/28/2016.
I used to not be a fan of Lee but now I realize he is a honest and genuine guy. I respect him for just being himself in front of 100,000's of people.
Jordin Pagel he's still leagues in front of Redban.
rodriguezro9999 tbf is that really difficult to manage?
anyone is better than jamie
Yeah that's real but he's in denial about his workout routine trying to impress rogan and a bitch to me
I never said I wouldn't fuck with a bitch though, he's ok.
"Joey, what time is it?"
"Listen, when I was in jail in 87 I never cared about the time. Then in 91 when I started comedy and my mom died I couldn't stand the sight of a clock. But with Jiu Jitsu keeps me on my toes so occasionally I check the time.
What was your question again?"
can u stamp the time he said this? :P
I think it's meant as a parody of the way Joey speaks and not an actual transcription
Best comment
Read that in his voice fucking perfect lmao
Go back to solving mysteries monk
I love how he talks real quiet when he's telling old criminal stories like he doesn't want anyone else to hear.
"oh are we wrapping up"
"yeah yeah in a few minutes"
*forty minutes later*
you guys trying to get rid of lee don't get it, he's the balance the church needs, the big boi to joey's Andre 3000, the vanilla in the neopolitan, the rice with the curry, the sam to joey's gandalf
they get high off toenails
hes just so off the radar, it comes off cringe. like talking to a fat technical engineer
Right bro
he cracks me up sometimes
Largefinger I’ve always liked Lee 👍🏻
"I'm not in the mood for anything, ever. " describes my life completely
"I dont like when theres a stray dog on my street, it freaks me out a little bit" Hahahaha why was that so funny
so sheltered I fucking love it
Between JRE and Joey Diaz I have to go with Joey in terms of taste in music. He knows what's up in the music department. He be a great Rock Station DJ not to downplay him I think he's cool to hear his opinion on music. His story telling is bar none the best.
I love that he’s always talking about Sabbath or other bands I love. I knew he was a metal/rock guy before he even mentioned it. I can spot my kind from a mile away
Lee looks like a baby when he just starts grabbing air with his hands lol
🤣
I was watching Archived episodes 170 and Lee didn't want to eat 10mg's of edibles nevermind mushrooms or acid or hash in a glass! Now he's up to over a thousand milligrams and is living like a DOCTOR! On one of the best podcasts on the net!
John Johann the progression is amazin
Who’s better than all the church members..no one! 💯
Some of the best episodes of church are when Bert is on. He and Joey just have an odd chemisty.
And and
😂😂😂
They are so different & that’s why he & Joey are best friends!!!
One drunk one really really stoned lol
sweating "profusiously". Classic Joey
Joey it's tremendous what you do for your young IT guy. How good is that for him
All that experience.
Anyone know the song that get's played at the end of the podcast?
15:15 Lee's nonchalant mention of being on 800mgs is an Lol
A pigeon from another neighbourhood. 😂😂😂
Tremendous podcast uncle Joey keep them coming !!!! I love you
Anyone looking back at these in 2023
Church always reminds me of that time of your life when it’s a real purple patch…once it’s over, you can’t replicate it, but it is forever in your memory. My purple patch was 2002-2007.
Can someone tell me what song was used in the outro??
these are a few of my fav. ppl ever...
what is the song the podcast closed with? I'm assuming it's Santana but what song
Wow Joey D's slimming down, good on ya Uncle.
what's the name of the song at the end of the Show/podcast???
Great podcast. A bit disappointed, however, in the utter neglect to address that which has baffled medical science for decades now. Why is it that Burp Christler is indeed so fat? Big fan of The Church, but avoiding the real issues at such a tumultuous time in our nations history seems irresponsible.
He's addicted to benzos which does cause weight gain and retention imo
Combustible Lemons the fact u know that is tremendous
Why are you so worried about it bruh
1:33:56 lee eats mushrooms like a dinosaur
lmfao!!!!
Fucking disgusting
How else do you eat something that grows on shit..lol
from Venezuela mucho amor Great podcast!
YES THANK YOU!
That part about social anxiety... Anxiety is something that should be embraced. The more you get through the things that reminds you of it (not trigger it, because if something particular triggers that negative feeling it becomes worry rather than anxiety) then the less those kinds of things will encourage anxiety to resurface. But at that point the way you live has changed and so now it'll be other things that reveal anxiety. It never goes away, you just ha e to build the habit of facing it courageously.
whats that closing song, proper chill
favorite trio
Joeys voice for gentiles is so funny i can't take it
THEY KNOW ABOUT FLIGHT OFThe Concords lol
Joey is Bert's spirit animal.
Who made the outro music? I dig it.
Lee syat is 💯 badass love him with Diaz
+1 for the HaHa. Saw you there on a Wednesday Joey it was bananas. Come on up to the valley Bert
What is that song at the end
I honestly fell they were so excited that you were there to watch it with them. Joey stop cutting yourself down!!
Why does the sound quality change at certain points?
1:40:20 - 1:41:50
48:00 You dont even neeed Cosby to show up hahahaha
The odd job/mr. Fuji thing was hilarious. 1:40:14
I'm an hour and a half in and haven't seen anyone take a single sip of that wine
Lee, What’s the edm group you went to?
Good show
Classic start to a great podcast. love the music and Berts a great guest. Joey and Lee are the dope!
The show won't start on my kindle fire, the advertisement doesn't load or play which prevents the show to start playing. Talk to your RUclips advertisement company and let them know please
Very few people are more interesting then their character thru play but Uncle Joey is definitely one!
BERT+ JOEY= FUNNY
Whats the song at the end? I know its Santana just cant find the song.
FANIA ALL STARS,HD, El Ratón ,Cheo Feliciano, Jorge Santana en vivo,HD 720p
Jacking off is the only thing I have left
What EDM band does lee like?
33:50 RIP Speakers
What’s that Spanish song at the end
lee looks like a grown baby
Lol hilarious ... But technically we are all grown babies when ya think about it
Biggest first grader ever
I wish they would have continued talking about why the West Coast oddball dates got cancelled. Sebastian, Jim Jeffries, etc etc.. that was a killer lineup.
i want an old grandpa hug from joe joe
"I went to the LA zoo...what a fucking dump. "....I'm dead...
Why is almost every episode the audio fucked up ?
Jiu Jitsu and stand up man thats all you need
was my wifes 31 birthday and show got canceled 2 days before, so went to improv and saw Steve Byrne and she got super hammered and loud and left show 15 mins before Steve was done b/c waitress or kitchen forgot her food and she got super hangry!!! She wandered around ybor had to track her down and find my truck in a 9$ vs 10$ over the tracks parking lot and couldn't find it till 4 in the Morning
lol @53:00 i thought i was the only one who does that shit.. "burn off the germs"
Step it up, LEE!!!
you rock on you two lata
Cameron crowe had me dying
What's the closing song?
Fania all stars - el raton (live in Zaire)
You should redo the design of the room to a more darker richer color and texture, like an old cigar room or gentlemans club.
whos the edm artist?
Joey @16:36 had me cracking up.
shouldn't Irvine pronounced like Eyeraq and Eyeran? Eyervine CA.
what was lee on this time???
shrooms
Outro - El Ratón (feat. Fania All Stars) [Live ReMastered]
Pa Africa
Did no one else notice the Beaumont story got parts edited?
Yea wtf was that??
Beaumont is a fucked up racist af town. I did time in the prison there (Gist Unit) and all the local COs were straight up klan. The bare federal minimum of minorities employed there cuz they HAVE TO have a certain number of folks to make quota.
What is this guests name again?
Lee's comment at 53:40ish was really deep.
why is berts phone case pink not that there is anything wrong with that LOL much love from hamilton ontario
1:05:45
Joey "I don't want these people to get gouged" Diaz
Lee you fuckin legend “I can’t tell if I’m high or really high”
58:51 - I love Lee. 😅😅
Cave time.
I love LeAnn. She knows whats up.
Missed my goombas !
he said I don't give a French men's Fuck 😂. I love you DIAZ
wow this is the first time I've ever seen a Diaz story get edited. I guess he felt bad if his wife would hear it
food taste good man
The way comedy leads to social anxiety disorder is due to the constant analysis the comic does of the audience during shows and writing. Stand up is one man on the stage in one spotlight so the attention is direct and intense. The anxiety of having a ‘good enough’ show especially after writing endlessly and still not being or feeling finished or fulfilled
Like I you listened to the end song 100%
#MoreCubanoTunes
San Antonio!!!
The Sound guy seems like he wou;d be fun to hang out with. He complements DIaz and his nutjobbery. & Joey with the dinner with family , brilliant. BJJ :)
Jimmy Braddock! The Bulldog of North Bergen!
Him calling Johnny Depp fucko killed me
Bert and uncle Joey, yes fuckin please.
I really wanna know what "EDM Band" Lee went to see
twistedimagev2 infected mushrooms it’s that group of Jews from Israel. It’s lees favorite EDM group.
Whats the name of the edible they're eating?
The greatest
lol timba the lion
Ram jam is from new york
1:48:00
Lee: 41:55 "Cocaine?" O.O
Joey: "No"
XD
+Rafaello frutex ? that was great. Comedy gold.
That shit was funny.
$18 a hour plus tips in 1984 you’d be living like a DOCTOR
Comedy shows need local commericals or something honestly. I wouldve come seen bert all day in seattle