Big Tanks! Imperial Guard vs Chaos, Warhammer 40k battle report

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @euansmith3699
    @euansmith3699 Год назад +21

    Plague Marine emerging from the bunker, making wafting motions with their tentacles, "I'd give it a few years before you go in there, governor."

  • @mercilesswombat6872
    @mercilesswombat6872 Год назад +34

    Excellent stuff - just one thing, if you bring a QUAKE Cannon, please fire it last because it has one of the most hilarious rules: It makes deadly demise happen on a 3+ on destroyed targets. Seeing an exploding Knight in the middle of that fortress would have been such a great cinematic scene. Still big entertainment, many thanks for all the great work!

    • @catosicarius3262
      @catosicarius3262 Год назад +5

      I wish some other stuff had the rule, DD almost never happens.

  • @dreadedpunk3473
    @dreadedpunk3473 Год назад +10

    This was absolutely a glorious battle report. I usually don't enjoy such one-sided carnage, but this was special. I guess because the side that won this one was the one I thought would be pulverized into the ground by turn 4.
    Truly a Merry Christmas. Thanks winters, sultan and everyone else who watches these battle reports and makes them happen.

  • @sidewinder3694
    @sidewinder3694 Год назад +44

    This is awesome thank you very much for making a solo Xmas infinitely better! We need to get sultan playing heresy ASAP

  • @nemdenemam9753
    @nemdenemam9753 Год назад +27

    That was glorious, really put me into the holiday mood. Merry christmas!
    Edit. Ok I just got to turn two. I felt your pain. Maybe alternating players in round one could create some more balanced superheavy fights?

  • @valaquenta220
    @valaquenta220 Год назад +3

    Lol, I don't even need to watch the video to know what happened : those poor knights probably got absolutely destroyed.

  • @euansmith3699
    @euansmith3699 Год назад +27

    Maybe track casualties during turn 1, and remove them at the end of the turn; allowing both players to get a one round of shooting at full strength?

    • @funghazi
      @funghazi Год назад +6

      That's how Battletech works, simultaneous turns feel better than getting shot off the board

    • @robland3253
      @robland3253 8 месяцев назад +1

      Would not have helped as the chaos knights were cqc focused

  • @johncolvin2754
    @johncolvin2754 Год назад +11

    Remember the cardboard baneblade in a white dwarf? I'd love to still have that issue and try make it

  • @peteh7966
    @peteh7966 Год назад +4

    The A team on Christmas day - what a treat!

  • @chrish6720
    @chrish6720 Год назад +2

    Thank you from America land. I was just finishing the Raven Gaurd battle report when this Christmas miracle arrived, cheers

  • @Wrath61
    @Wrath61 Год назад +4

    The baneblade and banesword cannot take orders as they do not have the squadron keyword.

  • @repthe21st66
    @repthe21st66 Год назад +15

    "It's fine, it's fine"
    IT'S NOT FINE WINTERS D:

    • @wintersSEO
      @wintersSEO  Год назад +15

      It's fine

    • @repthe21st66
      @repthe21st66 Год назад +9

      @@wintersSEO *Narrator voice*
      "It was not, in fact, fine"

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 Год назад

      😆😆😆@@repthe21st66

  • @Aetzbrocken
    @Aetzbrocken Год назад +1

    This is the first time that i will watch a battle report twice. I enjoyed that Panzer carnage too much.

  • @Louiesssss
    @Louiesssss Год назад +1

    This might just be my favorite battle of the channel....

  • @jonny_kung
    @jonny_kung Год назад +19

    As a Chaos Knight player, I think I know how this game is going to turn out and I haven't even watched it yet! :/

  • @JustMonikaOk
    @JustMonikaOk Год назад +3

    Gosh, Tankmas!
    Tanks Winters!

  • @Kaijufro
    @Kaijufro Год назад +2

    A second battle report?! It’s a Festivus miracle!!

  • @editor2766
    @editor2766 Год назад +1

    The HAMMER of the EMPEROR! Loved this report - sometimes something daft like this makes a fun watch from a narrative perspective, so I wouldn't sweat balance concerns.

  • @Thunderstorm254
    @Thunderstorm254 Год назад +1

    Christmas. Tanks and a hot chocolate. This is turning out to be a great day

  • @REEPER38
    @REEPER38 Год назад +3

    God I love the tanks doing what tanks were meant to do. Great if one sided fight.

  • @briarsandbantams
    @briarsandbantams Год назад

    Amazing looking armies. Also, it was fun to watch a narrative game with house rules and the like. The open nature of the board gave a nice, cinematic outcome. Thanks for the video.

  • @Panzersoldat
    @Panzersoldat Год назад +6

    I haven't played 40k in decades but would a house rule where each opponent alternates firing/moving one unit at a time (like a chess match) have made this a more balanced game?

  • @WoffBoot
    @WoffBoot Год назад

    Never send a Death Guard to do a Daemons' job.
    Merry Christmas!

  • @AstroBioMan
    @AstroBioMan Год назад

    "Tank beats everything" ~ UNSC Marine, Halo 3

  • @JonR78
    @JonR78 4 месяца назад

    I think a house rule of Revenge on turn one might have been an interesting idea... Just an idea. Thanks for the content :)

  • @neshirst-ashuach1881
    @neshirst-ashuach1881 Год назад

    Awsome game! Great to see all the superheavies in action.

  • @funghazi
    @funghazi Год назад

    The perfect video to watch immediately after being given a baneblade

  • @Vincent-w7r
    @Vincent-w7r Год назад +1

    I thought for the longest time these minis were painted by a guy named Dan working at Imagination studios

  • @LEMMYCAUTIONROCK
    @LEMMYCAUTIONROCK Год назад +1

    That is a hot DG army Winters!

    • @LEMMYCAUTIONROCK
      @LEMMYCAUTIONROCK Год назад +1

      12:02 Sultan brings in a 2 to wound the rampager, is this loss?

  • @alexread3183
    @alexread3183 Год назад

    Wow that game was amazing. Makes me want to buy and paint some imperial guard tanks.

  • @Potato-nt5if
    @Potato-nt5if Год назад

    this is such a cool setup always love the narrative love you put into your videos

  • @roryoutdoors5431
    @roryoutdoors5431 Год назад

    Greetings from Canuckia! Merry Christmas Winty and Sultoh, oh and HAPPY TANKSGIVING!

  • @TezKingboom
    @TezKingboom Год назад +2

    I liked wh when even if you failed charge roll you still had too move foreward

  • @yurybarsukov6166
    @yurybarsukov6166 Год назад

    Wow, i didn't expect such a result)
    P.S Sultans painting and conversion is something!

  • @JacquesWood952
    @JacquesWood952 Год назад

    Great battle report, loved the narrative

  • @Sammyk407
    @Sammyk407 Год назад +3

    Hey awesome video as always!
    I thought you couldn’t get a tank commander to order himself or be ordered as he doesn’t have the squadron keyword? Or have I got mixed up
    Thank you in advance!

  • @StuartHarvey-rh3sl
    @StuartHarvey-rh3sl Год назад +3

    Great to see the humans have such an overwhelming victory over the forces of chaos 🙏🏼. Unbelievable rolls sultan!! Great report, happy Christmas 🎅🏻

  • @BubbaGunShrimp
    @BubbaGunShrimp Год назад +1

    You make the best battle reports as they are very easy to follow; please do more Horus heresy

  • @astarfullofskies8735
    @astarfullofskies8735 Год назад +8

    After having a critical look at the table (10:44) it is obvious this is an execution, not a battle

    • @return4887
      @return4887 Год назад +1

      i love fair terrain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @shadowofhawk55
    @shadowofhawk55 Год назад

    Glorious Battle will be had!

  • @Stormhierta
    @Stormhierta Год назад +4

    Pretty sure the Super Heavy's can't have Orders since they're not Squadron models?

    • @nein4599
      @nein4599 Год назад

      And also the tank commanders can't have orders too because of the same reason...

  • @innocentbystander309
    @innocentbystander309 Год назад +1

    Only halfway through this, but it's one of the best in a while! One note regarding hazardous, in 10th, you only need to make a single role person weapon fired. No more making hazard rolls for each individual shot. If one gun shot (no matter how many shots) you make one roll. Super friendly for things with Blast like a Macro Plasma Incincerator.

  • @emilrudnielsen2972
    @emilrudnielsen2972 Год назад

    Really awesome. Let have a big battle report with guard vs tyrranids or greenskins. A big battle maybe 5000 point on both sides. Lots tanks (or monsters in case of nids) and scores of foot soldiers.

  • @redgreen09
    @redgreen09 Год назад

    neat stuff and do not see such tanks glad i tune in a GREAT holday to youz

  • @ezegaming2115
    @ezegaming2115 Год назад

    He wields the entire imperium! lol, awesome

  • @tim9241
    @tim9241 Год назад

    Yay! Big stuff! Merry Christmas Winters!

  • @Zelingan
    @Zelingan Год назад

    Normally Tank Commanders can only order squadrons. Baneblade class tanks are not squadrons. The only officer who can order any Astra Militarum unit is Leontus

  • @andrewkennedy9134
    @andrewkennedy9134 Год назад

    Great game, awesome power of the Guard with decent dice rolls shows just how they can delete an army in a couple of turns. Poor Winters...your dice roliing was painful to watch....sometimes you just get dice days like that.....good fun in a narrative game though!

  • @Regnart_Seht
    @Regnart_Seht Год назад

    Was not expecting the "On God." Shouldn't it have been, "By the Emperor!"

  • @efzmonkey
    @efzmonkey Год назад

    Big guns go Boom, Boom, Boom.

  • @kurtl8425
    @kurtl8425 Год назад +1

    It’s a Christmas massacre.

  • @yabarber6902
    @yabarber6902 Год назад

    Next instead of superheavy tanks its just pure conscripts rushing the Death Guard

  • @revenant7734
    @revenant7734 Год назад +2

    Surely the defending force with fewer points should have gone first. Would have made for a more balanced game.

  • @edoardotregattini6596
    @edoardotregattini6596 Год назад

    Talk about firepower, damn

  • @alexandercain8904
    @alexandercain8904 Год назад

    Tank you for this vid!

  • @ThroatSore
    @ThroatSore Год назад

    With a game on this scale, would alternative activation of units give a closer battle?

  • @TeamRedWolf
    @TeamRedWolf Год назад

    Christmas Battle Report 🔥 love u winters

  • @Prometheus_Williams
    @Prometheus_Williams Год назад

    Merry Christmas Winter’s.

  • @user-de2wv8ri8n
    @user-de2wv8ri8n Год назад

    What’s the color of the if tanks? I like how they look.

  • @deathlytree434
    @deathlytree434 Год назад +1

    Defenders fight first always ;)

  • @PDBUbbler
    @PDBUbbler Год назад

    Now have the Gray Knights show and eradicate the winners.

  • @tenofswords618
    @tenofswords618 Год назад

    at 12 mins the guy changes a 2 to wound to a 4 lmao

  • @samchassar-hesketh3511
    @samchassar-hesketh3511 Год назад

    thanks for the christmas vid. how do you stay engaged in the game for so long, as whenever i play with friends we always manage to get distracted and never finish a game! :)

  • @WraithRaider
    @WraithRaider Год назад

    That was an awesome thing to watch, despite the (obvious) outcome, its still good to try these things out - proves not every 2k force is equal!

  • @ProxyResearch
    @ProxyResearch 7 месяцев назад

    Wouldn't Winters' knight need 5s and not 4s against the Banesword? Knights don't get a 4+ inv.

  • @draconurgling
    @draconurgling Год назад +4

    Winter's ability to STILL not know death guard rules 6 months into the edition is my favourite thing:
    Entropy Cannons are D+1 damage each, so that first entropy cannon volley shouldve done 10 wounds to that tank :(

    • @chrish4673
      @chrish4673 Год назад +3

      Sultan used a strat to reduce the damage

    • @draconurgling
      @draconurgling Год назад +2

      @@chrish4673 irrelevant, his words were along the lines of "entropy Cannons don't have d6+2 anymore, it's just d6."

  • @xXKyledkXx
    @xXKyledkXx Год назад

    A piece of line of sight blocking terrain in the center of the board would give guard the choice of "do I move up and maximize number of targets, or do I stay in place and maximize accuracy against those visible. It prevents turn 1 shooting of the board, and a central piece to pivot your armies around, neither player could afford to just hide behind it the whole time, there would be some play for table position, not just who shoots first.

  • @emilrudnielsen2972
    @emilrudnielsen2972 Год назад

    Sultan bring guard again and the big tanks

  • @wouterffs8655
    @wouterffs8655 Год назад

    One-sided but still fun.

  • @sierraminiatures
    @sierraminiatures Год назад

    O BABY!

  • @luckylarry71
    @luckylarry71 Год назад

    Ssssssmoked!

  • @egziverpendlebury2431
    @egziverpendlebury2431 Год назад

    11:58 sultan cheats?

  • @marknicklin2694
    @marknicklin2694 Год назад +1

    Good game, however predictable based on who went first. Chaos nor any army can come back from losing 2 big units T1. Not a feel good moment.

  • @zHawkC
    @zHawkC Год назад +1

    I love both you guys but this was a firing range not a batrep. Never seen a game before where one player should skip their own turns because they're so pointless.
    Maybe you should've let one destroyed chaos model come back onto the board each turn? Was looking forward to seeing what those knights could do in close combat until turn 1 happened. Not moving anything turn 1 in a narrative game felt kinda toxic as you had first turn by default. Finally I'm glad winters had fun, but what world was he in that a few squads of plague marines had a chance to survive against a tank batallion?!
    Sultan you never played your admech :( poor guys are sitting on a shelf forgotton about and being tortured by the games workshop rule makers. As they're my only army it makes me sad.
    Sorry to be a debbie downer, hope you both had a lovely christmas!

  • @2weitesLeben
    @2weitesLeben Год назад

    Cool models, cool narrative, but much too "unbalanced" - starting with the guard and letting all the monsters have a clear field of fire. The game was over after round one.

  • @Psychichazard
    @Psychichazard Год назад +4

    Alpha strike mutter mutter stupid turn sequence mutter mutter mutter this is why i don't play 40k mutter Happy Xmas!

    • @gobknobbler3465
      @gobknobbler3465 Год назад +2

      This is not a typical 40k game lol. There was no Los blocking terrain

    • @Psychichazard
      @Psychichazard Год назад +1

      ​@@gobknobbler3465so, you need terrain to make it a better game? I'd rather play a game with a less polite turn-taking structure. But that's just me, obv.

    • @JustMonikaOk
      @JustMonikaOk Год назад +1

      Play Epic! You get the same tanks, and a much more sensible turn structure.

    • @Psychichazard
      @Psychichazard Год назад

      @@JustMonikaOk I had thought about that, for sure.

    • @mercilesswombat6872
      @mercilesswombat6872 Год назад

      You still need terrain no matter if you have a turn sequence or alternating sequence - otherwise no melee army would survive against Tau or Guard. You need terrain in any case, without terrain the game is always skewed, the turn structure just makes it even worse

  • @johncolvin2754
    @johncolvin2754 Год назад

    300 tons is nothing I washboard a 750 ton fishing boat, where are the 40k gunboat, 40k gunboat battles pls

  • @incogenito
    @incogenito Год назад

    Boooring

  • @thisisbullshit6visix
    @thisisbullshit6visix Год назад

    now reset with winters first turn

    • @zHawkC
      @zHawkC Год назад

      Would be the same result, winters would maybe kill 1 tank before both knights were wiped off the table.

  • @PandorableMae
    @PandorableMae Год назад +1

    Saaddddd 🥲🥲
    I was so excited to finally see chaos knights on the channel, and they just get whooped by the tanks 😢