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- Ahsoka Review of Season 1 Episode one of the latest Star Wars show released on Disney+. Ahsoka Tano was originally an animated character from Star Wars: Clone Wars and Rebels, now brought to live action for Disney+. But as Ahsoka and Sabine team up to try and find Thrawn, can Ahsoka save Star Wars on Disney+? Is Ahsoka worth watching?
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Ahsoka Review of the latest Star Wars series on Disney+. Ahsoka Tano was previously an animated Disney Star Wars character on Star Wars Clone wars and Rebels, now in live action searching for Thrawn. But Series 1 episode 1 was slow, with lots of staring at people, walking down corridors, solving puzzles in silence for multiple minutes. It really felt like we were dragging it out for time reasons which is never a good reason to do so. But after we find a golden map sphere we travel the universe to look for the important information "No-one makes a lock without a key". Sabine coming in useful for Ahsoka already. If this is episode 1, I have no idea how far we'll sink before the finale! But did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
How do you have a map to a lost person... The map to thrawn means thrawn isnt lost. cant have a map to a person and be lost at the same time.
At this point I was actually kind of hoping it would be bad, and easy to rag on, and... I got exactly what I hoped for. Suck worse than I ever could have imagined it was going to, given the stakes for the Disney corporation at this point. I thought they would at least try to dress it up a little differently than all that shit they've thrown our way so far but no, if anything it's almost like they tried to make it bad, as if daring have to criticize it, so they could call us sexist when we do... sadly for them, they've numbed most ppl to all that disingenious name-calling - we see it for what it is and it's not going to stop us, hell, it's not even going to slow us. TALK THAT SHIT. Star Wars fan4life and legends are forever, but Disney and its version of SW sucks. ✌🐸
Ashoka is a religious figure for some twats. Wokeism is a religion for many.
Dave Filoni is right for the wrong reasons.
Which I guess is a improvement from just being wrong?...
Naaah!
Didn't you know that women are immune to lightsabers?!?
have you ever said anything positive about anything? I generally agree with you and what you say, but these two opening episodes were amazing. you're finding the tiniest sh*t to come after this stuff. can't you at least try to enjoy stuff which isn't 100% the most perfect thing possible?
So, an ancient temple, contains a (seemingly) ancient map showing the whereabouts of Thrawn. So many questions. Does Thrawn always stay in the same place? How long ago was the map hidden in the temple? And why!? Why would someone make a map to Thrawn and hide it in an ancient temple? It's such a weird plot device in this situation.
Yeh exactly.... he's been missing 10 years but the map is somehow ancient
The same as the stupid knife in ep.9.
Yup. Spot on. Its actually insulting in a way that they don't even try to hide it.
and how did the map got there in the first place? who send the map BACK to just HIDE IT???
Don't forget the map being super super encrypted so it's super super hard to crack, except you flip it like a Rubik's cube 3 times to get a picture and it all works! Sabine is so so smart!
Apparently star wars is reduced to "find the map thingy, and solve a puzzle" under disney. Just fantastic writing.
And the maps keep getting dumber. Last time lining up a knife, this time a Rubik’s sphere.
What is the fascination of Disney Star Wars with maps?
Episode 7 - map to find Luke
Episode 9 - map to find Palpatine
Ashoka - map to find Thrawn
From Episode 4 the doors in Star Wars were always super fast - these doors are super slow
The music was super bad - and not in a good way
And what's the logic of using a map to find A LIVING PERSON, who can just hop in their ship and upsticks somewhere else at any time, rendering your map useless. Suppose Rey spends an entire movie following the map to the island where Luke is, and instead finds a Century 21 sign...
The race for the MacGuffin lives on …
I even thought to myself, "That orb better not be a star map." Lazy af
I love how people use to rip on the lightsaber fights in the prequels... but at least they made sense, were fluid, and were good sparring matches unlike pretty much anything disney has ever created 😂
Yeah I’d rather them practice the choreography for months and months (as they did in the prequels) than just seemingly wing it when they go to film it. I mean it’s just bad… the lightsaber fights used to be a big deal, but Disney just thinks “twirly colours look nice”
The swordplay has been pretty bad… BUT at least this show, to me anyways, has been better than kenobi and mando. It seems like they maybe have some kind of story to tell. Not just a pointless string of side quests. I guess we’ll see where it goes
The prequels one are bad because they don't focus on the story and character like the OT but just on meaningless spectacle, at least the force awakens one tried to be like the OT, even if how it ended kinda ruined it, by kylo Ren get beaten by Rey which deny her a possibly decent character arc or something
@@Spillow-CUh... did you even watch them? There was some spectacle, but that was part of the point of the story. People usually blab on about how the prequels were all politics and talking, so I'll give you points for at least taking a different angle.
The sequels (including TFA) were purely spectacle for spectacle's sake, with no logical connections between them... which is neither like the prequels nor the originals.
@@lumeronswift I'm talking just about the fights, not the other stuff which was still bad BTW.
And kylo Ren in better than both Darth maul, count dooku and grievous, which all of them just exists to put hyper choreographed lightsaber duels with no story in it, kylo ren in foce awakens was more than that, we get to know him in the movie, he kills his father and stuff, and then the last duels has a decent amount of drama and emotion behind it, and the choreo is more like the OT, it fells more real and not cartoon crap, it's not just spectacle like the prequels.
I love the part where someone gets stabbed through the middle and lives through sheer superior female cell repair rates
They bleed out of their vaginas... Getting stabbed is NOTHING!!!
Qui-Gon could have walked it off if he was a birthing person.
I know it is sad that everyone can survive getting stabbed in the middle except Qui-Gon in Disney Star Wars. I don't believe Reva or whats-her-face survived when Qui-Gon died. Do females have 2 stomachs and compartmentalized intestines in the star wars universe?
Uterus' and ovaries are light saber proof. Who needs beskar when you have lady bits.
@@andy2172 so a woman 😂
So let me get this straight. The key to unlocking the ball was turning three pillars. Yet at no time did Ahsoka think about turning the ball?
she didn't close her eyes around it enough x'D
'I turned the pillars to get the ball... how the hell does the ball open?? Aaargh, these damn ancient puzzle makers too clever!'
@@Yarblocosifilitico Dick drunk.....happens to the best of them.
I thought she tried that and couldn't get it to open so she went to Sabine for help it would make more sense to try everything to open it and if it doesn't just go to someone else for help.
@@jrny8922But then again, it's a freaking turning puzzle! You can get it open within minutes of doing random turning.
She never even INSPECTED this ball. The turning sides aren't LOCKED, literally all you need to do is inspect it for a few seconds.
Reminds me of how fluidly Obi Wan and Anakin dispatched droids when they rescued Palpatine. Like it was second nature. You’d think Ahsoka would do the same.
Only fluidity ahsoka would have is of gender.🤣🤣
Why are all Star Wars stories reduced to McGuffin quests? "I need a map to find Luke Skywalker! I need a map to find Admiral Thrawn! I need a map to find Palpatine! I need to go bathe in some sewage to be a Mandalorian again!"
Is there nothing better to do in the Star Wars universe than to chase random objects? And most of the time it's to find a map to someone else. There's no email or Garmin in the galaxy far, far away?
Cus Didney.
The writers were raised by fetch-quest-laden RPGs
All that, and they dare not engage people's mind too much. Thought provokation is clearly extremely "any ist or ism you want to fill in here". That, and anything too engaging requires them actually properly using the Expanded Universe content more, and they really don't want to do that.
Stupid is as stupid does.
The entire franchise started with Death Star plans. It’s a standard trope.
What’s most infuriating thing about this show is how it’s revealing how many people have absolutely no standards as long as the Star Wars logo is slapped on it.
Extruded Star Wars-like product. Yum yum!
Theories channel comments are insane at the moment…
Was it the editor's day off as well?
There's a generation of "fans" that were brought up on mediocre Star Wars. I'm honestly not sure they can tell the difference.
@@angelsacksonlol. They are getting pretty carried away over 2 episodes.
The fact that the Doctor is playing a droid explains why that Droid is actually the best part of the series already. He actually seems like a character. Syndulla is.. her Yellowish pants, Ahsoka and Sabine are wooden.
The droid is still trash, just like everything else in the show.
I forgot about this 🤣 David Tennant is always a treat to listen to/watch
@@MAGAMANThe Droid is cool in Clone Wars, but that was back when Lucas was in charge.
@@SpScarletSpiderYou got that right. Droid and Clone Wars under GL was awesome, and Rebels grew on me too. Too bad about Filoni, it's like he became a Sith Apprentice under Sith Lord Kathleen Kennedy....I canceled D+ just before they put out that Obi Wan trash. Haven't watched anything since and won't.
@@mixelplikThe fallen Jedi. He is Dooku or Anakin. Now to the end.... It will matter if he will turn out like Anakin or Dooku.
There has been a considerable amount of criticism of the dead, monotone acting. Personally, I think it's perfect - I mean, what other kind of acting can you have in a dead franchise?
On point Sir
BRILLIANT!
All the actors of one look….. smug
had me in the first half
The biggest mistake made with Ahsoka was Filoni chickening out and not having her killed by Vader.
Oh yes it would have made Vader so menacing if he kills everything he loves
I don’t understand why he went back and changed it. It would have been way better thematically and for the canon since Luke would be even more on his own
I bet he was yelled at by KK to somehow tie in Reys parent in the best way for the sequels from the Lucas animation era, hence Ahsoka!
@@superjlk_9538 because he's got no career if he has to try and make something original. Because he's a terrible writer coasting on the nostalgia of people who were too young to see through his shit writing on the clone wars....
Your biggest mistake is believing Filoni isn’t just as shit as KK.
If I’m remembering the ending of Feloni’s Rebel cartoon correctly, the blue alien admiral they’re looking for, Thrawn, was abducted by space whales. So I guess the map ball is supposed to tell them where the space whales went, not Thrawn himself.
No, this does not make it better.
At least you had more than half a brain cell to discern that unlike every single other dumbshit who makes videos like these.
I'm so tired of pointless mcguffins in Starwars
I love how the droids give her a 2 minute warning. That was nice of them.
Ya I had no idea that suicide bombers were so polite.
lol
And I love the blast radius of these things. A thermal detonator is rather expensive and blows up maybe a house or two. One might expect that an explosive that destroys a small city would be way more expensive. Why would you strap it to a throw-away-droid then? Bonus points for not being sure if the thing you really want to have survives the explosion.
Yeah they can blow up a city but let’s attack first and see how it goes
Yeah wtf. They should blow up without warning. Then Ashoka says they wanted her to have it, so why send droids to attack her at all?
How... How do they not understand that a lightsaber THROUGH someone, would cause massive internal damage... It is hot enough to melt steel.
It will perform havoc on flesh and a nervous system, not to mention that long spine like apparatus every human has down their back!
"Why Death by Lightsaber Would Be Much Worse in Real Life! " video by Kyle Hill to see that you would be reduced to chunks of charred meat and greasy smoke
not to mention the holder of the saber must have his hand perfectly still to make a perfect stab wound, a little hand movement and the enemy is lying on the floor with their burned and boiling guts next to them, hell even pullin the blade out of the hole would ruin the perfectly round scar... but its a family show
Ha? No that doesn't work like that WTF, maybe against men yes but she's a female she's Immortal
Good points. Seems like as soon as you got stabbed, your body would probably go into shock, or knees buckle, and you'd collapse over or down, cutting yourself open on the lightsaber without the wielder even needing to really move it.
Lightsabers bounce off armor now.
Disparu does the best job of actually breaking down and explaining the plot while showing why this is so objectively bad on RUclips imo. Plus he's genuinely hilarious.
Yet you know ahead of time that he is only gonna dunk on this because thats all he ever does. show was a big meh. like pretty much everything disney does these days. but critics like this dude are getting just as meh .... nothing new or profound to say ... always driven by his own clickbait agenda
@@mr.weezely4586 he's made it pretty clear he only reviews dogshit shows so Yeah of course he's gonna dunk on them. That's why we're here.
@@mr.weezely4586he wanted she Hulk season 2 because he liked making fun of it. That's what he does and he does it really good and that's why many of us are here. If you are looking for wholesome positive reviews about some show this is not the channel.
@tyrantlizardking Dogshit shows to him art is subjective. Just cause he reviews it does not mean it is infact as bad as he says.
@jstmarton91 all of the shows he reviews are that bad. He only picks the worst of the worst. If you don't agree go do something else.
If she really wanted to see the symbols covered in gravel, why would she lazily wipe a little instead of, you know, USING FORCE to blow some of the gravel off?
Gotta stay grounded
Is this a real complaint? You ok?
@@Boags Though I totally understand your point, in that this is really a bit of a ridiculous thing to be annoyed at. At the same time, I just really want these directors to go all out and infuse bad assery into Star Wars, and the lack of that has gotten to the point where I see something small like that and think, "She has force powers. Why did they do it like this? Have her walk up and vvvwwooossh our ears and eyes with force blowing all the gravel away, revealing the symbol." But I STILL get your point and acknowledge that I'm being ridiculous lol
@@aaronalbertson8670naw, dont appologize. honestly, what you said makes sense. Is it really not that important, yes, but if you add up a bunch of small complaints they can be worse than 1 big issue sometimes. And picking the most boring and uninteresting ways to do things in a fantasy universe, if happens repeatedly, can be a big issue.
Thought we were about to see a force leaf blower but nope
At this point, Order 66 seems more and more like a failure. "We wiped out all (ok most) of the Jedi, then Vader and helicopter sabers took out the rest (ok a few more)."
There were canonical 100 survivors of order 66, of the ten thousand or so jedi that were in the order at the time of the prequels. Vader had most of these killed either personally or through intermediaries
It looks like the writers saw how much Andor was praised for not being fast-paced action all the time and thought "let's have really long puzzle solving scenes and corridor walks!"
Yeah the pace for this new series was really slow.
Correction: Andor is not praised for being a slow burn, it is actually criticized for it, and rightfully so, Andor is another pretentious dragged out disney crud, just like Ahsoka is.
It is just like modern art, it is ugly and senseless and they will tell you that you arent "deep and intellectual enough' to understand it, when in reality it is just the average every day person calling crap for what it is, crap.
They are padding runnig time so that they could have more minutes watched, basically to screw metrics.
A super exciting and complex puzzle solving scene where you literally just rotate a pillar until a light turns on and you do that 3x in a row, I mean who else could've figured something so challenging like that out besides a force sensitive like ahsoka?
Most of the reason why the show was slow was because they would waste up to TEN SECONDS panning across a scene rather than showing us the place for a few seconds and then getting to the goddamn point of a scene
The Sherlock Holmes analogy was perfect. I would be laughing to death if he walked inside a room, arrested a random person, refused to elaborate and walked away.
The one with RDJ, the first movie was criticized for doing that, where we see Sherlock Holmes is noticing things about the crime scenes or situations at hand, but we don't get an explanation in the moment. He explains his deductions at the end, but most of the movie we're left in the dark with what exactly he was following. The sequel rectified that and we could follow along.
@@DeadFishFactoryThat's Guy Ritchie's style, he explains stuff gradually or by the end. But that approach can't work with Sherlock, people need to know what the man is thinking or doing at all moments that's his whole thing which they did very well with Benedict Cumberboy. Btw Guy Ritchie is in my Top 5 Directors
My personal opinion but bunion cumberbund played the best Sherlock.
@@Syko_Gaming5150 The series with Benedict Cucumber had the writing fall apart toward the end (either they changed writers, or there were some rush jobs or something).. but the acting was definitely on point throughout.
@@Syko_Gaming5150dude. You meant bumberman Cucamonga 🙄
He sadly missed the fact that the droid who steals the map-ball runs into an elevator. Sabine then runs back into her cabin to grab....her lightsaber? When watching I thought she would get the jet pack, fly down to the bottom of the tower and intercept the droid. Instead she gets the saber, and presumably waits for the elevator to come back up and then takes it down. And none of this explains why she needs the lightsaber. At this point all she knows is that it's a couple of droids that she could easily shoot. There is only one reason why she takes the saber and that''s so they can have a fight at the base of the tower.
That's terrible writing.
yeah... i also thought it was dumb that the Orange Lightsaber girl just waits for Sabine to catch her. At first I thought it was her ego, such as Darth Maul. However she waited for Sabine to come at her first so that doesn't quite make sense. So then I thought she was toying with Sabine to try to recruit but well... that ended with a stab to the stomach.
@@viddog6457I took it as her absolutely toying with Sabine. No doubt that’s what they were going for, she could tell immediately that Wren wasn’t well trained with her saber.
@@viddog6457 well, that checks out for me, since lightsaber wounds are child's play nowadays. She was toying with her.
Why tho? 'Cos: evil, of course!
No it’s not. Putting on her jetpack means she needs her armor to, and all that takes time to put on
This show did Sabine so dirty. At least so far. Maybe she’ll drink some memory juice and remember she’s a friggin *Mandalorian*
"One of them is a giant fish that can't even hold a gun." That made my day.
There are a lot of things I would expect to find in and ancient destroyed temple. Gold, ancient tech, a Jedi holocron. But not the current whereabouts of a living person who was born centuries after the temple was abandoned. Wtf are they smoking at Disney/Lucasfilm?!
A power source powering that temple i doubt it's powered by a wind up.
Apparently it's not really a Map to Thrawn's location but a map to the location that the Hyperspace Whales most likely traveled to.
Sabine is in her 30's now. Shes been through alot. She is battle hardened.
Not an angsty teenager.
Filoni hasnt watched rebels.
Filoni wrote rebels 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@absolutedegenerate2992 Does Filoni have amnesia?
@@minespatch yup. Filoni is seriously retarded when it comes to memory. He even forgot a piece of lore he established regarding mandos and conveintly forgetting it for his mary sues
EVERYBODY is an angsty teenager 😂
@@absolutedegenerate2992That doesn´t make it better, does it?
The golden ball map thing looks exactly like the golden ball map thing from Disney's treasure planet. Are they going to find lost treasure in this show too? Honestly, that probably would be more entertaining than whatever they're setting up to do in this show.
OH MY GOD, I thought i was the only one xD
It’s always a ball, map, dagger, ring, or key with these people.
It reminded me of the Apple of Eden from Assassins Creed. Map and all….smh
I thought "Wow, she found an ancient Snitch . Come to think of it, maybe the place IS big enough to play indoor Quidditch, who knows?" .
Yeah, and notice they don't explain how Jim opens it, but from his motions you can tell it's a kind of code...but was complex enough to be more than just three spinning sections, so it bolsters the idea that Jim is a good problem solver, without having to really explain anything...
I love how Filoni and Kennedy dumped the Expanded Universe, then said they don't have a large well of content to draw upon and then shamlessly cherry pick the Expanded Universe.
Yeah....🤣🤣🤣
They can hardly steal stuff and take credit for it if everyone already recognizes it as canon!
What's worse for me is people thinking it's disney material. 😕 iF they're impressed by this BS, they'd wet their pants over some of the EU.
Lol I knew that was going to happen and they aren't even cherry picking the good stuff .
Didn’t Kennedy say they don’t have source material to draw from?
I don’t recall Dave saying that, and he cherry picked EU, not drawing from whole thing.
Also, he’s no George Lucas, he’s good at drawing artwork, but was flimsy for buildups and payoffs.
Which is a crying shame because he had a lot work cut out, and yet he was neglecting a lot from EU, but the worst part about it is, George Lucas allowed it to happen.
It really was the best thing to do. Pick the best, dump the garbage (and the EU had some stinkers as welL as diamonds) and be clear on what is and isn't canon.
It's a mystery how Jedi can deflect blaster fire but are not fast enough to win instantly in melee combat.
Its less that they are fast and more that they can move to the correct position to block before the shot is even fired.
That's why jedi in episode 3 can be overwhelmed by multiple clones shooting at them. It's also how the droids killed so many jedi in thr arena or why "jedi are no match for droidika!"
Either way it doesn't make sense how they don't instantly win in melee. Either they are simply to fast for their opponent or they can predict the actions of their opponent, they would still instantly win.
Thank you for what you do, Disparu. You take boring ass shows and make them entertaining so we don't have to watch them and still can catch up with the culture without having to suffer. Your reviews are gold and your editing has been getting better and better. You, sir, are an inspiration!
He’s a basic hate nerd who thrives of off other haters who don’t even watch the shows and still complain. Form your own opinion. Disparu is the kind of guy who smiles with glee when a bad show comes out because he can make some money from it. He never reviews anything good because no one would watch that.
He's a pathetic misogynist
@@Very-old-man People have been enjoying taking piss out of bad entertainment long before YT even existed. What planet do you live on?
Also - you're one to talk when you seem very displeased with his business model but are still hanging around his comment section, moaning like an idiot with nothing much to do but obsess over guys like Disparu.
@mkrjtnjhergfjhbdfjnd
Just remember, folks: Qui-Gon Jinn is now the weakest Jedi - or maybe weakest person in general - ever. He got stabbed ONCE and couldn't even survive past a minute. I mean, come on, Reva did it as a kid with practically no training. Weakling.
He literally lived long enough to tell obi wan to train anakin
@@trekanderson6701exactly
Wren got stabbed in the side, and it’s pretty clear that it was done purposefully by the mercenary. Jinn was stabbed through his vital organs. I had a metal pole literally go through my abdomen but because it was a couple inches off center, I was able to walk it off in about a week after losing just a bit of my large intestine.
@@davidwindell Not to mention that Sabine pretty much immediately got medical attention. I assume about a minute after being stabbed
I shed a tear for Zahn's "Heir to the Empire".
I'm waiting for the influx of people who read the books and compare them to disney.
Currently rereading the trilogy for the billionth time. Better than anything put out on the big screen since the original trilogy. I guess I should be happy that it is very unlikely that Disney can ruin Mara since Luke is no longer in the picture…
At least Darth Bane is safe from him in the live action frontier? Right? right?
I re-read all the Timothy Zahn novels in chronological order. Great stuff, he should be put in front of any Star Wars projects.
The real Sequel Trilogy
I'm pretty sure the rotating sections on that ball overlap, turning each one turns parts of the other two. It's a lot like a rubix' cube puzzle. There's going to be a lot more than 125 possibilities, possibly thousands of possibilities.
Even if it is only a few turns away from being solved, it would be nigh impossible to solve without knowing what the solved state looks like. I think that's what the icons Sabine was looking at were supposed to represent.
Instead of having her just stare at it, they could have had her turning the sides, figuring out that they move, but unsure how to "solve" the puzzle, until she notices the icons on it match the icons from the crypt it was in. It's the perfect opportunity for a montage, showing her twisting it, turning it, and getting nowhere, for hours on end. Of course, that would have required the writers to actually think, so instead we get staring and "three", and it's solved in 2.5 turns with no explanation.
the ball has 20 triangles that can move to any spot, that alone is 20! possibilities, a number with more than 15 digits. then there are additional independent pieces in between, 30, which might or might not be important as well.
and then there is rotation - each triangle has 3 possible rotations and each filler has 2. you can rotate a triangle in place in 2 moves, a filler in 3.
this puzzle might have up to 20! * 30! * 3 ^ 20 * 2 ^ 30 solutions, which is a gigantic number. so much so that you need a map with a specific starting constellation for this map and randomly turning circles might render it unsolvable.
edit: i didn't count the five-pointed stars in the centre of the circles which can't move but still rotate to 5 positions and theres 12 of those, possibly adding a factor of 5 ^ 12 to the number of combinations....
I think the puzzles in Legends of the Hidden Temple were harder than Ahsoka's ancient temple puzzle...
who said it was a puzzle? it seemed more like someone from an untouched tribe in south America got plopped into a modern day house and figured out how to turn the lights on because someone told them how to do it but couldn't demonstrate it.
That was a damn decent 'memberberry sir
If this was a game, it would be one of those games with "Press F to solve Puzzle". Or X on console.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The whole Sabine figuring out the map is disgustingly lazy... It was basically Sherlock Holmes looking at a crime with the writer giving us any clue to follow and then just saying he did it and he was correct because the perp said you got me rather than calling his bluff...
No explanation of what is going on, how she got to the answer, where she got the answer from, what the answer means and a story, theme and symbolism behind the puzzle and answer...
We didn't follow her as she solved this plot inciting puzzle and decide for ourselves how smart she is through how difficult the puzzle was... The writer just came out and said she's smart, citation, just trust me bro... See how smart she is as she solves this nigh impossible puzzle that even the audience couldn't solve (because we were never even given a puzzle to solve not to mention a clue, we just had a prop to stare at, we didn't even know what the fuck we were looking at), and that's because she's galaxy brained...
This is just laziness at it's peak... This ahows that the writer isn't only bad at writing and extremely lazy but they're dead dumb, and that's not even an insult, that's a diagnosis... Because even dumb stories like Gotham knights have us follow their puzzles but they are extremely simple, obvious and stupid so the writer makes everyone in the story stupider to make their big brained seem smart by solving it... But at least, we get to follow them as they solve it... We see their workings even if their workings are wrong and shouldn't lead to the answer or relies on luck to reach the answer or break the universe to reach the answer, we get to follow their thought process...
This lazy unintelligent wtiter couldn't even think of a puzzle for us to follow... This is basically a game that is all cutscenes with the game finally giving us control after the final mission as been cleared... It's more than cheating... It's a lie...
Star Wars used to be about hope and duty. Sabine, who is supposed to be a focal character, shirks her duty, defies orders and deprives a planet of inspiration and hope during planned and significant event. Bravo!
I realized that Disney's Star Wars wasn't about hope and duty anymore when they revealed old Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi.
However, that's why I loved Andor Season 1 so much; it returned to the inspirational story of a few people who hadn't lost hope and were willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in order to fulfill their duty to free the galaxy from tyranny.
@@kentslocum theu just used generic run from the prison plot.
@@Jimoshi1 Generic doesn't mean it was bad. There were actually three main story arcs in Season 3: the Aldhani heist, the Prison escape, and the Ferrix resistance. The prison storyline was only one of them.
Nah, it's about lightsabers and space magic now. And its asthetic.
@@morantNO1this is true but a good story helps. Also the lightsabers arent cool anymore and space magic is getting ridiculous now we have green space witch magic whats next red rage magic or maybe rainbow magic
Mind you in that Fight Scene with the 5 Droids there was one droind BEHIND HER looking the other way for a solid few seconds he could have stabbed her 😭. The whole fight was so goofy and the explosion became faster as soon as she got into the Ship
Even the CGI characters have to wait to attack. That's how bad the fighting is.
I remember watching the dark knight and the goons fighting Batman were just falling over for no reason in the background.
Don't be mean! He was looking at a really pretty butterfly and needed time to PROCESS IT!
"They say AI can't replace actors, but I think that guy just proved them wrong" Was both hilarious and terrifyingly prophetic. What are we willing to give up for the convenience of a new technology? For Disney, they've been giving up on quality writing and performances for so long, AI isn't that far of a leap at this point.
There's no way AI can do it worse. You need applied human stupidity to fall that low.
conspiracy theory: what if they bombard us with bad writing and actors to make us demand AI to replace those? 😂
The proto testing ground for this would be a robot series.
Have AI voice them and listen to how it turns out.
@@jakobbraun5180 you might be on to something
If the dialogue is written by Ai that would explain a lot
For those of you holding out for the rest of the show because Filoni's running it or it has ties to Rebels or Thrawn is making his live action debut... this is still Bob Iger's Disney and KK's Lucasfilm.
And lest we forget, the rebels TV show is a Disney product too. It started in 2014, right? When did Disney buy the IP? ✌🐸
it's also Dave Filoni star wars, which means it'll be one contrived piece of nonsense after the other, hidden behind light saber fights. Filoni is as much part of the problem as Kennedy.
Clown comment, if the show is good its good. You aren't a hero bro
*KKK
@@Boags and if it sucks, it sucks. This one sucks, bro. So does your comment 😝
One of the MANY mistakes that they made with the show is that , from the back, the lightsaber bounces (when it hits Sabine and goes through her lower right side, just grazing her), then they cut to the front (and it is going through the middle of her chest), then they cut to the back (lower right side), then they cut back to the front (and the hole is now on her lower right front side, instead of the middle of her chest).
The golden ball is the most stupid thing they ever did…….it‘s said to be like 1000 years old and laid in a temple and was inside a compartment that has rotten away for so long you just pull it apart to get to the ball…..but harbors a map to someone who just vanished less than 10 years ago🤣
I also loved how they just stole the introduction scene Darth Maul had in Episode 1 with a identical just differently sized spyrobot😂
They stole that ball from a quidditch match.
It's not a map to Thrawn smh. It's a map to the galaxy that Thrawn was banished to in Rebels. It was brought by an ancient race from a distant galaxy. The night sisters likely had ties to them, which is why it was hidden in a nightsister temple.
@@SuperThatskool bruh do you know how stupid that sounds when you have seen Rebels with the Purgles or whatever they were called to go somewhere random……there was no real banishing of any form just a random travel through space with lightspeed…..and even if Ezra banished him by using an actual destination why would there be a map that old leading to that place or anyone thinking that the map would lead you exactly there?🤣
@@devourer_of_skills The purgles migrate along their own hyperspace routes that expand beyond the known Star Wars galaxy. Ezra didn't mean to banish them so far, but it did happen accidentally. There is no tech that has charted the unknown regions, so a map would be necessary. In legends, ancient races came to the known galaxy from distant galaxies. The night sisters are thought to have been descended from one of these races, which is why they use a different type of magic than the force.
@@SuperThatskoolthey specifcally stated in the show it had thrawns locaton there is a rewind option you know
What is Disney's obsession with maps being used as plot devices to find people?
Lazy writers? (😅)
Yup maps usually are for places and objects that don’t move. Who knows maybe the writers grew up on games where people were marked on maps 😂
KOTOR did it first 20 years ago.
@@ggt47 Except it *made sense* when KOTOR did it.
Also, when Ahsoka takes out two of the assassin droids by cutting the ground from under them..... how? The ceiling of the chamber is way too high to reach. But even if you accept that, how did she not get crushed by the slab of concrete and the droid falling onto her?
Bro she is a force user. She literally has force jump and speed
This is a live -action kid's cartoon. Don't think about it. Also, don't think about how she did nothing to those droids after separating them from the group, despite having force jump and speed, just so they could magically climb back out when it was time to blow up.
Well, to be honest her cutting the floor out from them with her blades actually isn't as much of a stretch, she could have force-controlled them like she did to cut through the floor for herself earlier but from a safe distance. The show is still dumb AF though.
Seriously, for the catatonic sith dude deflecting blaster bolts on the ship, since Assoka showed it's possible to control lightsabers via the Force, why doesn't he just launch a spare one in front of himself and whirl it around like a buzzsaw? Instant shield.
@@Kiljaedenas twirling a lightsaber is never better than deflecting by hand because if you get shot from behind or the side you cant deflect
@@khaoss4024 Not necessarily, we've seen Vader, Rey and Kylo Ren deflect bolts with their bare hands.
The Vader Scene In Rogue One Was 10x better and more believable because when the rebels were shooting him HIS LIGHTSABER NEVER STOPPED MOVING!!! Disney Star Wars: Same ole shit different spoon.
That twisty pillar puzzle at the beginning is the equivalent of the puzzles in Skyrim where they literally show you which symbols to use on the wall next to it! I didn't realize Todd Howard worked for Disney too.
Atleast those were trapped for who got it wrong...this one you can just press E until you hear a click
The part of “you missed the ceremony” “oh? That was today? completely slipped my mind.” Gave me Mufasa/Scar vibes
If I remember correctly, the Mon Calamari (the fish people) had to wear special suits that kept their bodies wet. Disney however keeps putting them into drylander uniforms.
Also, the tentacles of both Ahsoka and Hera are about half as long as they should be. But the actresses didn't want heavy head dresses, so consistency has no room to stay.
Also also, who keeps making these stupid maps and puzzles? They have no reason to exist in universe! Is Disney unable to start a story any other way nowadays?
Also^3, last time I checked Sabine wasn't force sensitive. That duel should have ended in half a second, with a non-zero chance of Sabine cutting up herself.
In some the the EU books they were described as having mist units when needed, and most mon cals were assigned to mon cal ships which kept the moisture content in the air much higher
I get the feeling some of the dumbing down is done as an effort to devalue LucasFilm as much as possible, to make it easier to buy. There aren't just idiots working there, same goes for Disney, and so much is being ruined to such a level that not even idiots or woke mutations could be responsible alone. I hope I am correct about this, that people within are doing all they can to completely sink the value of Disney and all it's holdings so it's cheaper to buy it out, piecemeal or in it's entirety.
If so, and LucasFIlm is just bought away from Disney, maybe someone with actual passion can work to fix Star Wars. Maybe. But this is mostly me theorizing and hoping - likely entirely in vain.
@@karlthorsten9118it makes sense
@@karlthorsten9118 My God, it's the Hudsucker Proxy!
I love Ahsoka, but she should've died back in Rebels. Her death at the hands of Vader, who once was her former master, would've been a perfect yet tragic send-off.
I take it a step further and say she should never have existed, but barring that, yes, she definitely should have been killed off before the end of the Clone Wars. And no, not by Vader, the fight between her and Vader is literally just a rip-off of a fight between Starkiller and Vader. Cal is a Starkiller rip off too, but she's the original Starkiller rip-off.
@@draconianemanations2785star killer isn’t canon get over it
@@draconianemanations2785 its not a rip off. clearly you don't realise vadar is known for killing people, importantly Jedi. that was like half his job as the emperors right hand man.... honestly just shut up with your weird arse gate keeping
@@goddessofchaos2679 he's from the only canon that counts 😜 Disney doesn't. Star Wars fan4life & legends are forever BUT disney sucks. 👌
@@draconianemanations2785 and the canon that counts is the old trilogy clone wars rebels rogue one and the Fallon order series those are canon. 😜
Anyone remember that animated movie, Treasure Planet? In it was a very special ball that worked like a map, you could twist it, push buttons on it, but if you don't do it right, the ball won't activate. Know how the protagonist solved the mystery ball in the movie? Messing with it until it worked.
Disney, you know how easy it is to brute force balls like that, you literally already had a character do that in one of your past movies. It's not that hard to make it happen again now XD
this ball consists of 50 independent pieces that can change position and rotation and 12 immobile independent pieces that still rotate. the amount of possibilities is insane. the triangles alone go into sextillion territory. if the filler pieces are added on you leave the space of numbers with "short scale" words which english uses.
so good luck trying.
Of COURSE Phoni Filoni would consider his show a 'religious experience', now his shitty OC gets to be the REAL hero of the franchise
because now he can jerk off to a photo realistic version of his self-insert/waifu.....
Anyone else wonder why they didn't grab the other orbs from that room? When did Ahsoka become a Jedi Master, didn't she walk away from the Jedi? When did Sabine gain the force and since she has "The Force" why didn't she become the leader of the Mandalorians and keep the Dark Saber??? Why does Ezra look like he's in his thirties when he was only a teenager when it was made? Thought the Species of the Night Sisters were all PALE White skinned in the shows and books? Anyone else notice the cat pictures on Sabine's wall with X's through them, is that her ninth cat?
Oh come on who didn't love the music on the end credits from Game of Thrones...
The night sisters are from Dathomir.
DARTH MAUL is also from Dathomir.
This "witch" is also from Dathomir?
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't, belong.
I was so dissapointed that i wasnt even able to finish the first episode, I lost faith in disney star wars the moment credits of TFA rolled but after seeing Andor I was like "lets give it one last chance" and Ashoka has crushed all my hopes for anything of quality coming out.
LMAO your mistake was thinking Andor was good tier and you went bacdk to disney like an abused spouse XD
Book of Fett, Obi-Wan and Mando season 3 should of crushed your dreams.
Sorry, man. I know it sucks. Im the same way about Doctor Who. Sucks when your fav show goes so downhill ❤❤🪷🪷💐💐 (im not being sarcastic btw.)
It's like we're living in the Bob's Burgers universe, and Ahsoka was written by Linda Belcher during her Dreamatorium phase.
If we're lucky, Disney will be mugged and have nothing left.
“That’s right, Bob, because I USED TO BE an actor!”
THIS.....100% the most brutal review of Disney Star Wars writers I've seen. 😂😂😂😂
0:22 my god... This is bad... The proportions are all wrong... The alignment is shit, the color is too deep for the background, the font is too bland... This is horrible to look at I'm getting bored just starting to read it... If disparu wasn't talking I would have slept as I stand whilst smoking...
I thought the title designs are getting ugly, bland, disgusting and disproportional with no story behind them in modern Hollywood and the banners are getting to cluttered and busy and generic... But my god, I had no idea it could get this bad... This is just wrong to look at...
Disparu might think he's joking but he has no idea how correct he is when he said it looks a kid's ppt presentation which he began a couple of hours before the presentation... It's so depressing to look at and if you don't want to get suicidal, don't look at this whilst thinking of how much the budget of the show was... Even a million dollar budget shouldn't warrant this...
This is what happens when you start hiring with quotas not merit... The first person to tick the box gets hired immediately to fill the quota in time even though there's someone that also ticks the same box and is better out there that could do a million times better... This looks like the work of a diversity hire through nepotism and not random interview because connection is the only reason no one could reject this immediately...
The whole Sabine figuring out the map is disgustingly lazy... It was basically Sherlock Holmes looking at a crime with the writer not giving us any clue to follow and then just saying he did it and he was correct because the perp said you got me rather than calling his bluff...
No explanation of what is going on, how she got to the answer, where she got the answer from, what the answer means and a story, theme and symbolism behind the puzzle and answer...
We didn't follow her as she solved this plot inciting puzzle and decide for ourselves how smart she is through how difficult the puzzle was... The writer just came out and said she's smart, citation, just trust me bro... See how smart she is as she solves this nigh impossible puzzle that even the audience couldn't solve (because we were never even given a puzzle to solve not to mention a clue, we just had a prop to stare at, we didn't even know what the fuck we were looking at), and that's because she's galaxy brained...
This is just laziness at it's peak... This ahows that the writer isn't only bad at writing and extremely lazy but they're dead dumb, and that's not even an insult, that's a diagnosis... Because even dumb stories like Gotham knights have us follow their puzzles but they are extremely simple, obvious and stupid so the writer makes everyone in the story stupider to make their big brained seem smart by solving it... But at least, we get to follow them as they solve it... We see their workings even if their workings are wrong and shouldn't lead to the answer or relies on luck to reach the answer or break the universe to reach the answer, we get to follow their thought process...
This lazy unintelligent wtiter couldn't even think of a puzzle for us to follow... This is basically a game that is all cutscenes with the game finally giving us control after the final mission as been cleared... It's more than cheating... It's a lie...
RIP Ray Stevenson
I'm so bummed out that Ray Stevenson is gone. Loved him as Titus Pullo, he gets a pass for any bad movie he's done since.
Stevenson. George Raymond Stevenson.
13!!!!!!!!!
@@kennyparker6486 my mistake
@@TKFKU indeed
I've only seen him as Punisher in War Zone. I thought he did a good job in the role, and I can say that movie, for its weirdness, did more with its content in less than 2 hours than the MCU did for two seasons.
I like how Sabine acts like a 15 year old when she's 30 something years old.
Yay Disparu has new content to work with! Thanks Disney and KK!! 😆😆
100%
Disparu: "Why does it look like you're trying to rip off Star Wars but not get sued? You own the IP."
This is their subconscious at work. They know they're making generic off-brand Star Wars-like product, and that comes out in the presentation.
Is that the late, great Ray Stephenson (Rome, Punisher Warzone, RRR, etc.) as Darth Generik? Oh Ray, no.
D: "The problem is it turns out the ball is locked."
Must... resist urge to... scream... ... 🔒⚽⚽ !!!
I’m really liking how both Disparu and Mauler are starting to use Spike as a reaction 😂
Why are the sabers being reduced to non-lethal glow sticks? Still?! It didn't work the first time!!! They melted a multiple layered door blast door!
They don't require strength or full windup swings, just flick your wrist and *boop* someone briefly on the skull and its game over. Any opening at all is instant death.
Think fencing if you need a reference Disney...just touch someone and you win.
They should bring back Gendy Tartakovsky to animate Star Wars. It's clear he had a great understanding of SW tone and story telling style. Cartoon Clone Wars is heads and shoulders above anything Filoni has had control of.
It was fun to watch. a little repetitive at times (the constant destruction at different angles/closeups) but the story was amazing watching it all the way through.
Gendy is fucking perfect at telling a story visually. He just can't end them.
The man is way too masculine for KK.
We might get competent storytelling and engaging fight scenes!
What self respecting union hire wants that?!
@@Nousos I liked Samurai Jack's Ending. And Hotel Transylvania. But I agree The last episode of Primal was .... disappointing.
The cartoon show looked like absolute garbage.
You know what would crack me up in that 'Speech to the crowd' scene? 'THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
Great review. "He's wearing an oven glove" sums up the episode perfectly.
Hey Disparu, easiest way to ruin Disney Star Wars lightsaber fights: Notice that they always just swing at each others’ lightsabers, instead of aiming for their opponents. It’s like children smacking swords. Every fight, the momentum, the aim, the strikes, it’s all CLEARLY aimed at the other’s lightsaber.
Yes indeed. When I dabbled in screen combat courses, we were specifically instructed to aim as though to strike the opponents neck, not meet their sword out in the middle. It’s the opponents job to do a proper block. In other words, proper fight choreography. Most lightsaber fights I see are exactly what you said, like kids playing with sticks meeting safely in the middle.
There's also a noticeable lack of footwork. I also noticed that Ahsoka used her lightsabers as if it was one entity most of the time, so the left and right sabers would be swung in the same direction instead of taking advantage of the fact that she can strike in different places at the same time.
Another issue is in the Sabine vs Shin Hati fight, when Sabine is bending backwards using one hand to hold her lightsaber against Hati's and another to hold herself up, bcos at that point Shin Hati could just kick her or step on her knee or something.
So sabine is all of a sudden force sensitive? She literally flew with a jedi & ezra during his training & it never came up that she was force sensitive as i recall. Yet as soon as we need girl bosses oh look she can be a jedi too.
Everybody and her dog is 'force sensitive' in Star Wars now.🤣🤣
The problem lay in the portrayal of the now modern archetype of 'girl-boss' / “strong female character” and other representative tokenism / superficiality of modernity.
As such, the aforementioned modern protagonist must demonstrate confidence, composure and capability regardless of circumstance. The portrayal is often grounded in how successful female CEOs, producers, showrunners and actors view themselves, or wish to view themselves.
However, most of the public are not moved by the same sentiment.
Story telling is as old as humanity and as a species we've historically identified with stories that reflect the human condition - Struggle, suffering, conflict, growth, perseverance, hope and aspiration .. preferably overcoming / victory. For millennia, humans have lost themselves in stories of old, of flawed heroes overcoming insurmountable obstacles.
Protagonists didn’t need to be a certain sex, gender, pigmented / racial stereo-type to engage the audience .. finding audience connection through superficial identification / “reflecting modern audiences”. The protagonist just needed to reflect the human experience within an engaging narrative. Unfortunately, the art of story-telling has been sacrificed upon the alter of modern politics.
Once again, Disparu expertly explains why modern entertainment deserves none of our money or time
Yet you all still watch it so you can complain 😂😂😂😂
*rages about everything cause that’s his Chanel identity
@@kleini3rages? He’s laughing at it, this isn’t rage!
@@joshmccarty8800 I haven't watched anything and I am not going to
@@GIBBO4182 projection, that is what it is...Disparu is funny
Can't wait for The Destruction of Wheel of Time, season 2! I was thinking I was hallucinating last year when the WOT groups loved the show. Then I found you & Shad! I wasn't crazy after all!😊
You know, the spherical puzzle map reminds me of Treasure Planet and how Jim was able to solve a more complicated one in a mere fraction of the time because he actually fiddled around with it...
Exactly, Disney is now ripping off their own ips
That's was an underrated show for sure
I thought that looked familiar. Can you believe that Disney has a better example of a space adventure that isn't star wars...Amazing.
Right and him solving the puzzle is meant to demonstrate that while he is a troubled kid, he is very smart
As a Rebels fan here is what Ezra's private message should have been to Sabine.
"Sabine, I'm recording this private message for you because I couldn't bare to leave without telling you how I felt. If I had told you in person you would have figured out what I was planning and try to stop me. We all know the worst kept secret on the Ghost was the crush I had on you from the moment we first meet. Even Zeb and Chopper would tease me about it.
Please believe me when I say I never lost those feelings. They only grew stronger over the years we spent together. Sadly, between the Rebellion, my Jedi training and your Mandalorian issues the time never seemed right. Now here at the end I find that the only regret I have is that I'll never know if you felt the same way about me.
I don't know where I'll end up or if I'll even survive but I just needed to say that I love you Sabine Wren. And if the Force wills it I hope one day we can find each other again."
I'd point out especially editing and acting in ep1.
Felt like Filoni wanted to make it artsy or smth but forgot to put any meaning behind these loooong camera angles. And actors obviously had no idea what are they supposed to express when camera randomly stares at them for 5 minutes without anything going on.
I'm more confused that a map for a living person is in an ANCIENT temple? How? Why? I know you can see the future with the force but come on Disney
It makes no sense. This series has absolutely terrible writing all around.
Why did she have to go to an ancient temple to find a map for the last imperial grand admiral? Do people deliver secret stuff to these ancient temples or something? That sounds stupid to me.
I think it's poorly poorly explained, but I think they know the galaxy where trawhn is but they have no way of knowing the "path" they need to follow to arrive in one piece, at least that what I thought they didn't put too much effort explaining that
It's like in Rise of Skywalker when in Palpatines throne room there was a special display case for a map ball. What came first, the second death star or the planet where he secretly rebuilt the empire after the second death star gets destroyed?
@@mihmo2663 but would the map know where a specific person was if they came/ent or whatever after the map was made? And at least the three throne applied but an ancient unguarded uninhabited planet? Makes no sense. But it’s not like these story writers write books. They arnt as skilled.
@@giffordnewbury537 It really makes it hard to care about the strikes. I wouldn't trust these writers to flip my burgers.
@riky-gl8nl I agree but if it was explained any further people would be complaining about there being too much exposition and then say "the writers think we're stupid!" Lol. The only thing I think that needed more fleshing out was that it wasn't thrawn's actual location but simply the route to the other galaxy that the ancient map contained.
Heard the original Heir to the empire trilogy last month on Audible.
OMG what a masterpiece.
Then avoid the crusade from Kennedy to remove all possible cannon involving Lucas' characters?
Qui Gon when he sees yet another regular-ass person suffer a lightsaber wound and live 😖
Lightsabers are the splinters of Star Wars: It kinda sucks if you get on in you, but it's nothing that can't won't heal over 24 hours! No, wait, splinter wounds sometimes last longer than that...
There is such a thing as a low burn, but it's still a burn and it leads to something, it is very different from scenes being dragged out needlessly and characters engaging in busy work.
Lightsaber: cuts through solid stone, no effort, slices droids in half with ease, stabs you through vital organs causing only a flesh wound (if anyone says she's not a human, she has different physiology, I create a lightsaber, find you and stab you with it)
slow burn
not low burn
@@86BarbOmega sorry typo, meant slow burn
I love how when the empire took over they disassembled all the ships the republic had build for the clone wars and made new ships.
And when the new republic takes over they disassemble all the imperial ships and build new ones.
So they scrapped and build two fleets over the course of thirty years.
Where as in the expanded universe the republic just slapped a new coat of paint on the star destroyers and got on with things.
You're expecting Disney to be on par with talented writers who had a basic understanding of logistics and storytelling and continuity?
Same company that thought star ships can't leave planet with out a signal and fell out of the sky when a signal tower was destroyed.
Is anyone else here noticing distinct parallels between Thrawn in this show and Jake Skywalker in the Sequels? If the pattern holds true Grandma Thrawn will show up for less than 5 minutes in the finale.
Well they already went the "ancient person-finder McGuffin" route to introduce both characters...methinks your observation be solid.
The movie Treasure Planet had a golden map ball that moving pieces exactly like this one that a curious teenager solaved in about 4 seconds.
Is it weird that I’m more excited for your review than the actual show 😹
Agreed. If it weren't for Disparu, I wouldn't know anything about these horrendous shows.
Lpl same, and I genuinely enjoyed his review more than I enjoyed watching these two long, drawn-out, boring a shit episodes. What a grind.
no it's not weird, it's healthy. watching disney starwars is weird. watching disparu review trash instead of consuming trash is what someone w an eye for creativity and good writing does. someone who watches disney starwars is someone w a low IQ who cannot discern good writing.
Nope, it isn't weird at all. His reviews of the show are probably going to be the closest I ever get to watching the actual show. And I'd bet a very sizeable amount of money I'll enjoy these reviews more.
So, most shows and movies now? Seriously good ones are made by accident now.
If only Pinhead and the Cenobites had appeared after she solved that Golden Snitch puzzle box.
Ironically it’s our suffering that is legendary
"She's got good intentions but she doesn't always make the right decision."
You have described 90% of people.
Male Jedi stabbed in stomach by lightsaber - Dead , Male ... random rebel guard? slashed across butt cheek - Dead , Female partly trained non force user stabbed in stomach area - fights back and had a boo boo ....................... interesting
Reva in Kenobi laughs because she got impaled twice and 5 min later shes fine
Oh Lord. This is gonna be good. Thank God for Disney, giving us Disparu content. 😊
I watch more Disparu than Disney... As do we all.
@@DiogenesDworkinsonDineyparu?
Episode 1 wasn't terrible but I don't think Disney, in the state it's in currently, can survive on its premiere show being just "not terrible".
I love reviews like this. It lets me enjoy the awfulness of the show without actually having to sit through it.
Or you could watch it and have your own opinion, not many people seem to be able to make there own opinion these days. Imagine if someone told you chocolate was horrible and you never tried it ✌️
@@rawdanage1857Agreed...the show isn't that bad actually. I made sure to watch it first before watching this review, and honestly people are mad just to be mad at this point. Cant blame them though.
1. It was only about first episode and you already claimed it bad, let's be honest, you thought so before release of the show.
2. It's pretty good, if you take both episode 1 and 2 as an introduction part.
I agree that episode 1 was too slow, plus too many things have been shown in trailers, considering that in general there were few dialogues so we basically rewatched the extended version of the trailer in episode 1. I personally rated it 7/10 (episode 1), second was decent, but it definitely worth to watch if you are a fan of SW.
3:46 It was nice of them to not seal the hanger bay so the intruders can have full access to the ship. This episode also pays homage to "Rise of Skywalker" when Finn, Rey and Po rescue Chewbacca and First Order Security was no match for their "rush out of the ship and kill everything" plan.
Yeah, security is dreadful.
I know we criticize Disney Star Wars acting more like a videogame, but even the antagonists in the Star Wars videogames had better security protocols than Disney's stuff.
@@strategicperson95 It's quite simple, they don't have any writers that know how to write a suspenseful war/combat/action scenes.
One of the key points that they don't understand at all is this: The more competent the enemies, the greater the protagonists appear, even if the protagonists invariably succeed. Strong villains make for better heroes.
In Disney Star Wars the enemies look completely incompetent to the point where they're literally subhuman. The audience is led to the conclusion that any average untrained person (from the real world, or from Star Wars) can pick up a blaster/gun and easily outshoot a platoon of Disney Stormtroopers. Their performance in every respect is so poor, they're literally below average human capability; in essence, they're literally disabled people in white armor.
The cartoonishly poor security protocols and procedures go hand-in-hand with this, suggesting the entire faction consists of people with below average mental and physical capabilities.
So the heroes don't look like exceptionally well-trained and capable combatants, but rather, average people defeating a mob of "bad guys" with severe disabilities.
The pacing of Andor and the intelligence of Kenobi. A winning combination. Seriously though, every character is aggressively stupid the whole first episode. So many clichés I think it was written by ChatGPT
Except Andor's pacing was carefully and patiently structured while also sucking you right into the story. Ahsoka's was the opposite.
My favorite line is in Episode 2... Sabine talking to Hera Syndulla about Ahsoka. She says I haven't seen her in 8 years and the first time I do everything goes sideways... meanwhile. Sabine took the "key" immediately after being told not to leave the ship. after disobeying her master, she has the "key" stolen and she basically dies. Miraculously saved by Ahsoka (and medical droids) Yet... somehow it's not 100% Sabine's fault? Hollywood writing is so backwards. You aren't a true feminist unless you disobey all authority, ruin everything and then blame everybody else for the problems you create! go girl power! that's equality at it's best!
Real feminism has never been tried.
@@big_red01027my entire comment was sarcasm. this isn't "true feminism" it's hollywood's version of what they want "true feminism" to be. I agree with you. Sabine is a "True Feminist" according to Hollywood. the first 5 minutes of seeing Sabine, she disobeyes the leader dude at the ceremony, disobeys her Jedi Master, loses the item that Ahsoka risked her life to get and then died(ish) then had the audacity to whine and blame Ahsoka
The only reason you do death fake out is to make the audience worry for a character they have been following... It's like worrying that you might spill the paint at the ending of a 2 days painting... It's dumb to be that cautious at the start when the canvas is still blank...
So why the fuck are we getting this garbage fake out at the freaking first episode??? Why would we care about this person when we haven't even followed her character for that long??? We'll just think she's an extra and if she survives, it just kills the stakes of the story except they willing to give her a permanent damage from it or at least a debilitating one that she carries through the show which highly doubt that would happen... Why the fuck would you put this in your first episode???
This is why I said they are hacks... They have no clue how to write and they think writing is just about writing down what ever pops into your head because they like most people mistook what "art is subjective" and "write what you know" was actually referring to and they their applies to everything writing and art and now they think they are writers just because they have a hand... They have no idea what they're doing...
@@matthewklassen7457 It's not the 'disobeying the leader' part that's really bad, it's blowing off all the large crowd of people who've taken time out of their own lives to take part in a ceremony that obviously means something to them...she agreed to attend, but f**k all those people and how it ruins their day, they aren't the 'main characters' in her 'story' that she sees herself as, so they don't count. "Obligations to others are soooo lame am i rite, they should recognise my 'trauma' and pamper me when I break all social contracts! That ceremony was just lame anyway, stupid little people liking tradition and stuff! * eye roll * "
etc etc... The writers 'll tell you everything about themselves and their worldview if you pay attention to the 'content' and characters they create and presumably therefore enjoy.
@@matthewklassen7457 It's not my first day here.
Disparu always cuts to the heart of the matter... Unlike the SIth when they fight with lightsabers in Disney Star Wars.
Disney really seems to love weird map McGuffins. I have a few questions, though. Why tf would a map to Thrawn be sealed in some ancient temple? It makes no sense at all. It's as if Indiana Jones found a Naz1 map in some ancient sarcophagus. And how the hell is it even possible to make a map to a person? Who made it? Why? Is Thrawn staying in the same place at all times? Who learned about Thrawns whereabouts? Why did they hide the map in the first place? So many questions and I bet the show will answer none of them. These Disney shows feel like they are written by literal AI at this point.
It may have been a map of the Purrgil routes.
Hang on, the ball was locked? Locked balls, Gollum won the argument
Lock!!! Balls!!!
why does starwars have so many maps that lead to people and how does it have those?
does the force update the map? wasn't thrawn lost? why is there a map to someone that is lost in an ancient ruin....
Don't ask questions. Just buy product.
It's because women can't read maps. It's mysterious and exotic to them, they think it's some kind of mystical device.
a better question is why does the Star Wars universe have so many maps yet can't figure out how to just make them say 'go here moron'.
There really is no point to hiding an encrypted map when you put any thought into it. You either want the information is the hands of a select people, or you don't want people to find the thing at all, so why the fuck did you make a map in the first place? And if this information is really important, why is it in a hidden map and not just encrypted in an archive the people you want to find it have access to with the encryption key? There is so much retarded bullshit involved in the mere existence of these maps that just gets glossed over.
Why? Why is he location of an important person hidden in the middle of bumfuck nowhere AND encrypted? Why is this information not in the hands of imperial sympathizers or simply deleted to keep hidden? Why does the macguffin exist at all?
I hate this trope so much....
It started with tony stark in infinity war, but disney seems to think getting stabbed through the chest is 100% survivable.
Quick question, why would the location of an imperial admiral that went missing a few years ago be hidden in an ancient temple that’s thousands of years old? It seems a little ridiculous that it would be there and like you said in the video what if he moves locations? I think they like the idea of ancient temples too much they appear a lot in Star Wars these days
They're aping Indian Jones and other popular adventure series.
I wasn't a fan of the Treasure Planet map either, but I think the (not directly explained) idea was that the space creatures that dragged Thrawn's ship away had a set natural migration route which was marked in detail by this ancient society.
Erno Rubik, inventor of the Rubik's cube, is still alive. He could have helped the Ahsoka writer's with the puzzles. It's okay to consult with experts when you're writing a TV show.
Now if they just add a ton of scenes where everyone sits and eats, whilst talking about their feelings, we will be at peak current year “story telling”
The "Night Sisters of Dathomir" comes from an EU novel called "The Courtship of Princess Leia". It was one of the first instances of Force-users who clearly do not follow the standard Jedi or Sith practices.
The name was given to them by their enemies.
I respect your knowledge of the lore, but I really really hate how every time somebody writes a serious with a binary magic system(and the force is absolutely a magic system), some fucking follow on writer has to come along and start talking about "neither one nor the other". See it way too often these days.
@x43902467 to be fair, before they were truly introduced, the sith didn't exist until the tales of the jedi comic book series. Before that, dark side users like the emperor or Darth Vader were considered dark jedi, individuals who didn't follow the jedi code and were corrupted by the dark side. It worked pretty well when you realized that in the original and prequel trilogy, there were no mentions of the light side, just the dark side and the force.
Oh so this is just a wank for old timers? Guess we can never have a common ground.
@@colinbielat8558 Eh sorry, not a super nerd but even I can shoot that one down, "The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural."
@@x43902467I don’t think you proved what you were trying to here, if anything it only validated their point. Maybe I’m wrong, idk🤷♂️
I thought that 'mural' was supposed to be Sabines personal cartoon-esque tribute art to her friends... and then the show tells me this is an official remembrance piece around which whole ceremonies are centred ... at which point I burst out laughing.
Hilariously cringe fanservice
@@manz7860 But, shouldn't fanservice be something the fans like?
@@Omizukeno its tedious and too on the nose its almost the same thing as race bait/ race swapping for black fans like me
@@jilliebean6312 No, I mean, as a fan of Rebels, I don't like any of this. So they fail to do "fan service"
@@Omizuke wow i never knew rebels fans were capable of logical thought patterns
As dark helmet said "evil will always win over good because good is dumb" that's this show
Totally different character with Rosario Dawson. Ashoka’s much more mature and brooding now. The original character was spunky and cute with grit and loyalty.
Maybe you haven't finished Clone Wars? After she felt betrayed she changed quite a bit. This continued into Rebels.
Shh, don't inform him that Ahsoka changed, it goes against their agenda
@@TheRynator14 what agenda is that? That women are just as good as warriors as men or better?
That women should be more physical and masculine and ultimately take on less nurturing/motherly roles to decrease populations?
That agenda?
Why did the droids take so damn long to explode? So stupid. They could have exploded straight away and killed Ashoka, would have made the show better.
they took longer to explode than Reva's parkour
Can't wait for Shad to analyze that lightsaber "fight".
So this guy gets a light sabre through the thorax, and he's dead, but what's her face gets impaled in the liver, and bounces right back. Da fak.
In this series, the answer to every question is GIRLBOSS!